The Upshot
The Upshot pulls back the curtain on your favourite sports and dives into all the stuff BBC and Sky wouldn’t touch with a bargepole: drunken antics, dressing room squabbles and the simmering sexual tension of the French football team.
Episodes
Thomas Tuchel’s World Cup dogging hotspot
On the show today:
- Has Thomas Tuchel been dogging in Kansas City?
- The sordid secret behind Ben Stokes’ nightclub scrap
- Lawrence Dallaglio’s back on the naughty step
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England 2007-2017: that’s why mugs lose to Iceland (part two)
England’s World Cup dream is in ruins. It’s the end of the golden generation.
And what comes next is even worse…
In part two, England’s stars sink even further: backseat blowies, managers leaking team sheets to punters on the tube, and undercover stings.
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Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest
On the show today:
- Raheem Sterling’s 9am balloon arrest
- Jack Wilshere’s chirpsing in fish and chip shops
- Amir Khan’s caveman sexts
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Links from the pod:
Sterling driving incident:
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England’s terrible 2010s: wallies, WAGs and webcams
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Miami, 2014.
Frazzled England gaffer Roy Hodgson throws on Ricky Lambert in a desperate bid to break the deadlock against 10 man Honduras.
The match finishes 0-0, and England’s darkest decade rolls on.
But for all their misery on the pitch, England’s stars did have fun off it: stripping on webcams, seshi
Arsenal wrong’uns XI: Pizza Hut scraps and Hong Kong police chases
From chainsaw attackers to Nicklas Bendtner, we debate the funniest Arsenal players of all time…
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Pep’s drug scandal and a twist in the Katie Price kidnap saga
Unlock the Patreon version and get an extra episode every week: www.patreon.com/upshottowersOn the show today:- Pep’s drug scandal- More insane twists in Katie Price kidnap saga- Evangelos Marinakis’s punch up in the standsIf you’ve had an accident that wasn’t your fault, contact InjuryLawyers4U on 0330 127 8437 or visit https://www.injurylawyers4u.co.uk/?utm_source=theupshot&utm_medium=podcast&ut
Rat poison cocktails: an Enhanced Games special (bonus ep with Redhanded podcast)
Doping was once a noble art, where Victorian eccentrics plied human guinea pigs with rat poison cocktails and cocaine enemas.
But with the launch of the Enhanced Games, it’s gone professional.
To celebrate this Las Vegas freakshow, we join legendary true crime podcast Redhanded for a special bonus episode on the history of doping.
Check out Redhanded: https://open.spotify.com/show/0emVYc04B4y5
Bukayo Saka and Declan Rice’s 5am bender
On the show today: Saka and Rice’s 5am bender, the Formula 1 stripper drought, and has Katie Price’s Chelsea husband been KIDNAPPED?
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Links from the pod:
Arsenal training ground celebrations: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1ti0nvf/the_moment_arsenal_found_out_they_became/
Leicester celebrations at Vardy’s house: https://www.youtube.com/watc
Mason Greenwood has finally gone too far
On the pod today: Neymar slaps a wonderkid, Aubameyang scraps with a club exec, and has Mason Greenwood finally gone too far?
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Links from the pod:
Theo Hernandez’s “escort parties” - https://x.com/acmilan_brasil/status/2053954025423511705?s=46 Arsenal fan thrown down the stairs
Roman Abramovich: poisoned by the KGB (part two)
Roman’s rags to riches tale turns to chaos as his Chelsea stars start wife swapping, he buys the moon, and gets poisoned by the KGB.
Links from the pod:
- Terry slip - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSnZz0kBnqs
- Torres goal against Barca with the Nevgasm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCmSJvT0Z1Y
- Branislav Ivanovic interview: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/1679815002117505024
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Roman Abramovich: a murder every 3 days (part one)
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In his early twenties, Roman Abramovich was schlepping 1,000 miles to sell rubber ducks in Russia’s freezing north.
A decade later he was Russia’s second richest man, best pals with Putin and a Premier League champion.
From flying sushi to Azerbaijan to getting poisoned by the KGB, this is the story of Roman Abramovich
Has Matt Le Tissier finally lost his mind?
On the pod today: Matt Le Tissier’s latest madcap theory, Clive Tyldesley’s backseat bonking and Jack Grealish on the sesh again.
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David Haye on I’m a celeb: https://youtu.be/ygX_fSLGgNo?si=gBWolJCrbetSPYw_&t=27
Dapper Laughs standup: https://www.instagram.com/p/DX
F1’s naughty 90s: prison, princesses and pitlane punch-ups
In the 1990s, F1 was filled with reckless mavericks.
And their antics off the track make Drive to Survive look like Herbie the Lovebug.
They trashed hotel rooms, teargassed taxi drivers and had trysts with princesses on car bonnets.
From pitlane punch-ups to the rise of Katie Price, this is the story of F1’s naughty nineties…
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Senna Playboy interview
Nigel Mansell as a po
Michael Jordan: f*** them kids | Part two
Michael Jordan might be an Olympic hero and NBA champion, but he’s got a smaller knob than Scottie Pippen and he’s just been caught cosying up to a coke dealer.
Will the NBA’s biggest name be destroyed by it? Or can he bounce back?
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Michael Jordan: he still owes me that 75 cents | Part one
The 1990s were a different time. You could smoke on planes, recite your best friend’s phone number, and get noshed off in the Oval Office.
And the biggest star on the planet was a tight-fisted genius from Teachy, North Carolina: Michael Jordan.
He broke bread with drug barons, paid off his mistresses and lost $100k on a game of rock paper scissors.
From cocaine in the dressing room to measurin
Ashley Cole: one call changed everything | Part two (with George Cooper)
It’s 2005 and Ashley Cole is riding high, tearing up the Premier League and shacked up with Britain’s biggest heartthrob.
But the papers are out to get him…
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Gaudy wedding pics: https://share.google/8L0Pz
Ashley Cole: girls allowed | Part one (with George Cooper)
In the naughty noughties, no one did tabloid scandal like Ashley Cole…
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Van Nistlerooy nearly breaks his leg: https://www.youtube.com/wat
OLD GOLD | Tiger Woods: Get in the hole!
In light of Tiger's latest crash, we're reposting this fan favourite episode which we first released in 2023.
Drug-fuelled car crashes. 121 mistresses. Shagging the next door neighbour's daughter.
No one does scandals like Tiger Woods.
But if you think you know the full story, think again. Buckle in for the sordid tale of a golfer gone wild…
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Keys and Gray: it was just banter | Part two (with George Wilde)
The pair are destroyed by a series of videos showing them at their absolute worst.
We revel in the fall out and the recovery, as Keys and Gray decamp to Qatar, settle old scores with their enemies, and both are rocked by more sex scandals.
And of course, we answer the big question: Smash It?
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Keys and Gray: smash it? | Part one (with George Wilde)
When Richard Keys and Andy Gray burst onto our screens in the early 90s, they were a breath of fresh air.
But behind the scenes, the pair turned the Sky Sports studio into a seedy boys club.
They were forced out in disgrace, and that was just the start…
From parties with pornstars to banging their best friend’s wives, this is the scandalous saga of Keys and Gray… smash it?
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Joey Barton back behind bars | Extra shot
On the show today:
- Joey Barton is in trouble with the law twice in one day
- Wayne Rooney trousers down
- Boris Beckers tales of Diddy’s freak-offs.
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Eni Aluko’s Declan Rice conspiracy theory: https://t
OLD GOLD | Neil Warnock: he'd fookin' die for you lot
They don't make managers like Neil Warnock anymore.
He gave team talks naked, cut his players' toe nails and picked the team based on his wife's dreams.
So by all means enjoy this podcast, but "enjoy it by being fucking disciplined"...
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The footballer who took LSD before matches (with Charlie Milner)
Drink. Drugs. Explosive benders. And the inspiration for a rock band’s hit single.
Nope, it’s not an iconic supermodel, it’s a hellraising winger from west London.
From robbing graves to LSD before kick off, meet Robin Friday, the original rock 'n' roll footballer…
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Highlight reel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X64i1bunpKo
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Conor McGregor: tell him I’m his daddy | Part two
At the end of part one, Conor was on a high: the most feared MMA fighter in the world, and about to take on Khabib in the most eagerly anticipated UFC fight of all time.
But things are about to get ugly…
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Conor McGregor: the scummiest man on the planet | Part one
Conor McGregor was once considered a combat genius who ranked alongside Sun Tzu, Bruce Lee and Fionn mac Cumhaill.
But then came the cocaine, convictions and carnage.
As his mask slipped, the unhinged Irishmen turned into a frothing beast, smashing up buses, punching grandads and peppering popstars with dick pics.
From ayahuasca in the jungle to shagging at funerals, this is the story of Conor
Cristiano Ronaldo: it’s my orgy and I’ll cry if I want to (with Max Fosh)
You don’t make it to the top without getting a little weird.
Just ask Cristiano Ronaldo.
He scraps with teenagers, had an orgy with his taxi driver, and keeps a handwritten list of his silverware in his pocket.
From fivesomes with teammates to getting throttled by Ryan Giggs, this is his story…
Links from the episode:
As a youngster: https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/SPORT-P
Winter Olympics: Hitler’s mistress and hot tub orgies
Sure, Usain Bolt ran the 100m in 9.58 seconds.
But has he ever been strapped to a teatray and hurled headfirst down Mont Blanc? (or an artificial slide in a concrete chinese business park)
And he never shagged Hitler, murdered his rivals, or got high before races either…
But I know some people who did…
From Stasi spies to hot tub orgies, buckle into your bobsled for the wildest stories in Wint
Mikhalio Mudryk is banned AGAIN | Extra Shot
On the show today: Todd Boehly’s Epstein meetings, Nick Kyrgios' Australian Open bender, and Lewis Hamilton’s finally gets with the girl in the year above
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Boxer gets wig knocked off: https://x.com/DevinOffWestern/status/2017778496999985203
Graeme Souness: for me that cat’s done nothing wrong (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part two
Graeme faces death threats, confronts gun-wielding players and is duped into signing striker by a telephone prankster.
After five glorious years in Glasgow, Graeme Souness has been hounded out of his homeland by a terrifying tea lady.
But he’s about to step into the biggest job of all: Liverpool Football Club.
And that’s when everything goes pear shaped…
Graeme faces death threats, confronts
Graeme Souness: he’s scared of the tea lady (with Vittorio Angelone) | Part one
From gun-wielding strikers to love triangles with George Best, this is his story…
In his glory years, Graeme Souness was a bonafide hunk who dated Miss World, won 3 European Cups and took meetings with his knob out.
Which makes you wonder: why is he such a moody bastard?
The Liverpool legend decked his own captain, scalped his friend with a pick axe, and was hounded out of Scotland by an irate
Lutz Pfannenstiel: he kidnapped a penguin (with Jason Manford)
They say you have to be mad to be a goalkeeper.
And nobody is more batshit crazy than Lutz Pfannenstiel, the German stopper who played for 25 clubs on 6 continents.
He kidnapped penguins, threatened to knock out Take That and spent 101 days in a grisly Singapore slammer.
From fighting off murderers to dying three times on the pitch, meet Lutz Pfannenstiel: you’re going to like him…
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Ruben Amorim: we are the worst team in Man United history
In September 2024 the world was a very different place.
Sleepy Joe was in the White House, The United Strand had a short back and sides, and Ruben Amorim was the most vaunted young coach in Europe.
But 14 months on, United’s latest saviour left a familiar mess in his wake: seething fans, mutinous players and Gary Neville harping on about the Club’s DNA.
From naked fans to nightmares in Grimsby
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Love triangles and landlords from hell: AFCON’s wildest scandals
From pornstar girlfriends to birthday cakes delivered by concorde, buckle in for African football’s maddest moments…
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Zaire defender boots ball away: https://www.
Luke Littler: Darts. Kebabs. Vapes. In that order.
The Rope and Anchor, 2013.
The pub’s 53-year-old darts champion gulps as his opponent puts down his PSP and step up to the oche.
It’s Luke Littler, the six year old sensation whose rise to the top has just begun.
From splurging prize money on vapes to chirpsing girls on Xbox live, this is the story of darts’ first wonderkid…
Links from the pod:
Luke playing at 18 months old: https://x.com/Jum
Smugglers, syphilis and a Neymar’s farmyard orgy: the wildest stories of 2025
Join us as we dish out the only gongs more worthless than Fifa’s peace prize.
LINKS FROM THE POD:
Lamine Yamal party: https://x.com/JackMacCFB/status/1944719886992744913
Emmanuel Petit announces Pat Rice’s death: https://x.com/AlleyMatty/status/1881478083313906032
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Fake Sheikh: the king of the sting UNMASKED (part two)
From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Sheikh…
Mazher Mahmood has been caught out using the claims of a serial fantasist to flog a bollocks story about Posh Spice being kidnapped.
And his downfall has only just begun…
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Inside Messi’s Indian catastrophe | The funniest stories in sport this week
Plus: Samuel Eto’o’s AFCON meltdown and a knife-wielding Sunderland striker.
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Fake Sheikh: the grubbiest hack on Fleet Street (part one)
Dubai, 2006. Sven Goran Eriksson sips Dom Perignon with an Arabian prince on the deck of a 70ft superyacht.
But Sven’s white-robed companion is no oil-rich Emir: it’s the Fake Sheikh.
For three devious decades, the tabloid hack lived life undercover, exposing everyone from murderous GPs to Mick Jagger.
From Jerry Springer’s threesomes to infiltrating the Taliban, this is the story of The Fake Shei
Ivan Toney’s nightclub headbutt | The funniest stories in sport this week
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Plus: England’s Ashes flops are throwing cash at Aussie children and why 70s hit YMCA is NOT a gay song
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The Beckhams: a bunch of spicy bints (with Finlay Christie)
Britain already has a royal family.
But if the entire Windsor bloodline is ever wiped out in a freak yachting accident, there’s a ready made replacement.
The Beckhams.
For two glorious decades, Victoria, David and their offspring have ruled the worlds of music, sport and bacon sandwich making.
From shagging on trains to necking cups of bleach, this is the story of the other Beckhams…
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Troy Parrott crashes down to earth | The funniest stories in sport this week
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Plus: The BBC colleague who drove Wayne Rooney to get the snip and Jamie Redknapp’s secret alter ego for picking up girls
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Kevin Keegan: a series of unfortunate events
The name Kevin Keegan should conjure images of glittering European nights, mazy dribbles and Balon d’Or wins.
But for most people, football’s unluckiest icon is remembered for four words: I WOULD LOVE IT.
And he’s had plenty of bad luck.
He was beaten up by drug dealers, discovered Father Christmas’ lifeless corpse, and got shot in the face with a bow and arrow.
From undercover gigolos to getting
John Terry fights to free Charles Bronson | The funniest stories in sport this week
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Plus: John Terry fights to free Britain’s most notorious prisoner, Newcastle fans shagging in the Marseille toilets, The Olympic Star whose lawyer advised him to murder a witness.
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic: get the milk, asshole (with Joel Golby)
Malmo, Sweden. A 6ft 5 arsonist speeds away from a burning hot dog stand in a rented Lexus.
Little do the cops know, the mystery bomber is playing in the Champions League on Tuesday night.
It’s Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the cocksure striker with a criminal streak.
From robbing the manager to terrorising randy priests, this is his story…
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Joe Marler’s big day out is RUINED | The funniest stories in sport this week
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Matt Le Tissier: how a Prem legend went tin foil hat (part two)
Matt Le Tissier’s empire of filth has been shut down by the cops.
And he’ll never trust the establishment again.
But his battles with the state and its puppets are just getting started.
In part 2, Matt hooks up with Goldilocks at a pantomime, feuds with Glen Hoddle and Gary Lineker, and uncovers the sinister plot to control the weather…
Links from the pod:
Valley Slags: https://www.youtube.com/w
I was bullied by Brooklyn Beckham | The funniest stories in sport this week
Plus: Infantino makes a tit of himself again, and departing gaffer Rob Edwards is thrown out of Middlesbrough by security
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Matt Le Tissier: a playboy gone potty (part one)
In the 1990s, Matt Le Tissier was the ultimate cult hero.
A Malibu-swigging everyman with magic feet, he ran a strip club, got headbutted on dancefloors and guzzled KFC buckets every night.
But then things got a bit weird.
In his second act, Le Tiss warn against communist takeovers, accused Boris Johnson of controlling the weather, and withdrew his consent to be governed.
This is his story…
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Jake Humphrey’s curse claims another victim | The funniest stories in sport this week
Plus: Wesley Fofana gets 47 points on his licence and the Spurs star held at gunpoint by his agent.
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Links from the pod:
Wesley Fofana speeding: https://x.com/search?q=fofana%20driving&src=typed_query
Zenit midfielder attempted kidnapping: https://x.com/Buckarobanza/status/1982730247402586248
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Silvio Berlusconi: Bunga Bunga Presidente (part two)
Silvio Berlusconi is the all powerful King of Italy, and behind the scenes, he’s up to some very, very seedy antics.
He dresses escorts as Barack Obama, lures George Clooney into his lair, and is rocked by an ungodly number of sex scandals.
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Martin O’Neill’s Yorkshire Ripper run in | Extra shot
On the pod: The midfielder who stole the second most famous painting in the world, and an Aussie Surfer’s despicable deed outrages India.
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Vitor Pereira arguing with Wolves fans: https://x.com/footbal
Silvio Berlusconi: the seediest man in football (part one)
Milan, 1986. Italian billionaire Silvio Berlusconi lands on the San Siro pitch in a helicopter blasting Ride of the Valkyries.
He leads AC Milan to two decades of glory, but behind the suntan and scudettos lurks an empire of sleaze.
Silvio scrapped with Liverpool fans, lured the EU president to a sex party and branded the German chancellor an “unfuckable lardarse”.
And he was still elected Prime M
Jack Grealish on the sesh in Dubai | Extra shot
Plus: Pierluigi Collina strips his fellow refs naked, the man with a Man United crest tattooed on his forehead, and is Tom Daly a bastard?
Links from the pod:
Fergie and Kenny Dalglish sharing a bag of chocolate buttons: https://x.com/SkySportsPL/status/1979949849542828491
Man Utd fan tattoo: https://share.google/images/yLW19WTsvKd1mGNZA
Pep with autograph hunters: https://x.com/City_Chief/statu
Mickey Thomas: Welcome to Wrectum
These days, Wrexham Football Club is a saccharine Disney+ fairytale starring white toothed Hollywood megastars.
But there was a time when the club’s biggest hero was a champagne swigging convict with a thirst for beauty queens and fake bank notes.
His name was Mickey Thomas.
From seshes with George Michael to screwdrivers up the aris, this is the story of the Welsh George Best…
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FIFA unveil a new grift and why Mbappe is jealous of Joe Willock | Extra shot
Plus: the Argentine fan who turned up to his own funeral
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Infantino at peace summit: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPww9n1jdRj/
Irish Cape Verde star: https://x.com/BBCMOTD/status/1978036280392098003
Joe Willock runs out of petrol: https://x.com/Allansoldfriend/status
Muhammad Ali: below the belt (part two) | with Frazer Clarke
Buckle in for part two, as Ali hangs out with Sadam Hussein, begins a four way marriage, and knocks down a coked up Marvin Gaye.
Links from the pod:
Press conference before Joe Frazier fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1pZPCLz-k4
Speech before Rumble in the Jungle: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DDxRvuZSpM3/?hl=en-gb
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Jamie Redknapp’s apology: https://x.com/Lord_Sugar/status/1974227330068590899
Claude Littner’s most savage moment: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g14HC6NagRs
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Muhammad Ali: the icon with a naughty streak (part one)
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New York City, 1970.
FBI agents listen in as a naked Muhammad Ali is chased round a seedy motel room by his knife-wielding wife.
She’s just caught him in bed with another woman.
In just three hours, 300m people will watch him take on Joe
Michael van Gerwen’s kebab shop scrap | Extra shot
On the pod today: Neymar hooked on shisha and an Arsenal star falls victim to a cruel 48 hour prank.
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Links from the pod:
Michael van Gerwen’s scrap: https://x.com/rallyjef3/status/1972215606708699329
Kazakh traditional version of the Champions League song: https://www.instagram.com/p/DPKN
Serial killers and sordid sagas on the green: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part two)
Buckle in for part 2 of our Ryder Cup of wrong’uns, with sordid sagas starring the likes of Seve Ballesteros, Sir Nick Faldo and John Daly, the king of hooters.
Plus a golfer who killed five men, and inside the secret parties where escorts are stationed on each green….
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Jermaine Jenas hits Hooters | Extra shot
On the pod today: Gabby Logan subjects her son to sex chat and Jamie Vardy’s foul-mouthed Italian lessons
Links from the pod:
United Strand attacked by psycho: https://www.instagram.com/p/DO3LeutDOm9
Ange Postocoglou’s translator sent off: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/m7a6zl/the_interpreter_for_yokohama_f_marinos_manager/
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Cocaine and wife swapping: wrong’uns of the Ryder Cup (part one)
With their neatly pruned greens and spotless trousers, it’s easy to assume golfers are a tame and placid bunch.
But look beyond the Rolex adverts, and you’ll find a game swimming with drug use, wife swapping and MURDER.
From serial killers to shagging on the green, welcome to the Ryder Cup of Wrong’uns…
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Carlos Alcaraz’s love triangle with Jannik Sinner | Extra shot
On the pod today: Edgar Davids has his priceless art collection stolen and JP’s brush with Rolf Harris.
Links from the pod:
Climax to 2023 Excel World Championship final: https://youtu.be/QwNoFOUiSiE?si=8_aILjA4u5Ui8DY-&t=585
Excel theme song: https://www.youtube.com/live/GKbIPnu9CRI?si=j-rh9Kz7zamNtQ5j&t=14964
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Shove it up your bollocks: Roy Keane’s Saipan meltdown
In the summer of 2002, Ireland was a special place to be.
The Celtic Tiger was roaring. Westlife had just chalked up their 10th number one. And a star studded squad set sail on a Far Eastern adventure.
But as World Cup fever sweeps the nation, one man refuses to play ball: captain Roy Keane.
From screaming in the dressing room to pre-match benders, this is the story of Roy’s meltdown in the Pacifi
Neymar inherits a billion dollars | Extra shot
On the pod today: Lamine Yamal ships in 70 playboy bunnies and Neymar inherits a billion dollars from a dead old man he’s never met
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Links from the pod:
Lamine Yamal losing his passport: https://x.com/Yamal_Xtra/status/1964820881248809086
Choupette the cat on her private jet: https://share.
Jermain Defoe: boobsmacked
He’s the pint-sized poacher with a naughty streak.
Jermain Defo bonked lapdancers, bit opponents and spiked his teammates with Viagra.
From bogus weddings to back seat rendezvous, meet England's friskiest forward…
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Links from the pod:
Biting Maschereno: https://x.com/UpshotTowers/status/18878500019
Alexander Isak’s secret trip back to Newcastle | Extra shot
On the pod today: the F1 boss knobbing girls 48 years younger, this year’s funniest deadline day news and Luis Suarez gobs in someone’s face again.
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Vardy violin pic: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/pabaeCod8Cvi_mWFyRTloA--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTQyNztjZj13ZWJw/htt
Big Sam: a surprisingly scandalous story
In a parallel universe, England’s World Cup winning gaffer Sir Sam Allardyce is sipping a pint of Moet at the launch of his Allardici aftershave.
But back in this reality, things panned out a little differently for Big Sam.
He fed his players sheep’s testicles, had love triangles with snooker stars and got banged up for shoplifting.
From kung fu kicks in the manager’s office to losing £100k on cr
Bellingham family banned from the dressing room | Extra shot
On the pod today: Neymar’s terrifying showdown with the ultras and Roberto De Zerbi breaks up a ten minute street fight.
Links from the pod:
Newcastle fans booing Liverpool players: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mzy00n/liverpool_met_with_loud_boos_from_newcastle/
Wrestler unveils Liverpool Isak shirt: https://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1mzfpmt/professional_wrestler_jd_mcdonagh_ma
Jake Humphrey: LinkedIn’s favourite son
5.12am. Former TV presenter Jake Humphrey glugs down a tumbler of activated charcoal water.
Wondering why his wife is wasting the day, he shakes her awake and asks: “what are your goals for Q4?”
It’s just another day in a High Performance Household.
But how did it come to this?
From gunging kids to grindset guru, this is the story of Linkedin’s favourite son…
With Jake and Jacob from @screenrotpo
Jannik Sinner’s Brazilian butt lift | Extra shot
On the pod today: the sinister crime linked to Viktor Gyokeres’ Arsenal move and an ex-Barca star’s hospital gun rampage.
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Nightmare on Wearside: Sunderland’s decade from hell
The good people of Sunderland have been through a lot. Viking raids. The rise of Korean shipbuilding. Spunking £6m on Jozy Altidore.
But nothing could prepare them for the last decade.
The club sank to the third tier, enduring noncing wingers, stars behind bars, and fans defecating in their seats.
As the Black Cats return to the Premier League, this is the story of a Nightmare on Wearside…
With gu
Evel Knievel: what goes up must come down (with Horatio Gould) | Part three
Evel Kneivel is staring into the abyss, can he pull off an insane mile long jump, or will he die trying?
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Links from the pod:
Eiffel Tower death jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBN3xfGrx_U&rco=1
Snake River jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p1khN1xyBw&t=141s
Wembley Stadium jump: https
Lamine Yamal and Ibiza Final Boss collide | Extra shot
On the pod today: Mauro Icardi’s gruesome origin story, the club legend who conned his pals out of thousands, and we meet the man refusing to cut his hair until Man Utd win five games in a row.
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Evel Knievel: bones heal and chicks dig scars (with Horatio Gould) | Part two
Evel Kneivel is battered, bruised and mildly addicted to prostitutes. But he’s about to become America’s most notorious daredevil.
And with that come more scandals, broken bones and chaos than anyone else could take…
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Links from the pod:
15 car jump: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOE2Xie5g8E
Caesar’s Palace jump: https:/
Luke Littler’s driving test disaster | Extra shot
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On the show today: Star signings sacked for shoplifting, Luke Littler fails his driving test and Kevin Pietersen’s hotel humiliation
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Evel Knievel: America’s dastardly daredevil (with Horatio Gould) | Part one
Snake River Canyon, Idaho 1973.
A baying mob of drunken biker gangs and bloodthirsty thrill-seekers watch on, as a lunatic in a star spangled jumpsuit is strapped to a military rocket.
And that was just an ordinary day for America’s most notorious daredevil.
He bunked up with Charles Manson, spunked $20m on chinchilla fur coats and smashed the world record for broken bones.
From month-long comas t
Chloe Kelly on the sesh | Extra shot
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Welcome back to Extra Shot, coming to you, for no particular reason, from the banks of the River Thames.
We’ve got our rods in the water, our tackle is out and we’re spilling the funniest stories in sport this week.
On the show today: Marinakis makes Morgan Gibbs White an offer he can’t refuse, Michae
Kevin Pietersen: f*ck i’m good, just ask me (with Fin Taylor) | Part two
After the 2005 Ashes, Kevin Pietersen was a national hero.
But with fame comes scrutiny from the tabloids, and KP’s about to fall victim to a kiss and tell.
And after that, the scandals come thick and fast.
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Links from the pod:
Allen Stanford flirting with players’ wives: https://youtu.be/11xMyxU8
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