Shouldn't Laugh But...Laura Smyth & Carmen Butcher

Keir Starmer’s Fast & Furious Exit, Taco Bell Disaster & The Diet Coke Cure Jul 24, 2026 24:39 Laura and Carmen are buzzing after Laura’s Off Menu appearance and naturally manifesting the world’s most expensive bottle of wine… cough cough… hello Fortnum and Mason!They chat Keir Starmer’s bizarre Fast & Furious-style TikTok exit. Is it an iconic rebrand, or has someone let the social media team run wild? They also get into Mel C’s gorgeous wedding, Victoria Beckham making the dress from

Anne Hathaway Called Her Baby a WHAT?! & The Weirdest World Cup Final Jul 21, 2026 38:39 Laura and Carmen are back for one final World Cup debrief, and honestly... what in the holy American hell was that? From England's chaotic six-goal thriller against France (the real final, obviously), Bukayo Saka cementing his status as the nation's baby boy, Lamine Yamal snubbing Donald Trump, and why Argentina seemed more interested in WWE than football, there's plenty to unpack. They also disse

Retirement Home Chaos, Wild Grandparents & Grandma Droniak Jul 17, 2026 16:51 Imagine getting older, partying in your retirement home with all your mates, causing chaos and not caring one bit - honestly, the dream? Laura and Carmen get stuck into the world of wild grandparents, inspired by 96-year-old TikTok icon Grandma Droniak, who’s been hit with warnings at her retirement home for late-night parties, noise complaints and serving drinks to the other residents.Plus, Laura

Haaland Fever, Bellingham Mania & It Might Actually Be Coming Home Jul 14, 2026 45:16 Laura and Carmen are fully in their Erling Haaland era! From England’s latest World Cup win against Norway and Thomas Tuchel’s terrifyingly intense energy, to Jude Bellingham being an actual angel, Victoria Beckham in full WAG mode, and why Haaland and Bellingham’s chemistry is starting to feel less like tournament coverage and more like a romcom.They also get stuck into the final episodes of Kati

The Biggest Lie Women Are Told About Turning 40 | with Felicity Ward Jul 10, 2026 30:03 Laura and Carmen are joined by comedian Felicity Ward for the very first Shouldn't Laugh But guest episode... and what a way to kick things off.Laura, Carmen and Felicity dive into the funniest corners of the internet, the comment sections that leave comedians jealous, childhood misconceptions that somehow followed them into adulthood, awkward first holidays with new partners, family sayings that

Taylor Swift's Tacky Wedding, Katie Price: Nothing To Hide & Harry Kane's Frog Voice Jul 7, 2026 39:38 Laura and Carmen relive England’s dramatic late-night win over Mexico, from Harry Kane’s completely shredded post-match voice and the challenges of playing at altitude, to Boxpark FOMO, Viagra rumours, Liam Gallagher’s "attitude" confusion, and why it really might be coming home...!They also dive into Katie Price: Nothing To Hide, the new Sky documentary that left them heartbroken and completely h

Inside Bad Bunny’s La Casita! & Wimbledon Serving Hunculture Jul 3, 2026 24:50 If Bad Bunny invited you into La Casita, what move are you pulling out? Laura and Carmen kick things off with all the celebrity chaos from Bad Bunny’s London shows, from Novak Djokovic, Maya Jama and Joe Jonas getting involved, to Carmen imagining herself whipping out the lawnmower move in a bid to impress.Plus, it’s over to Wimbledon, where the fashion is serving just as hard as the tennis. Maura

TOWIE’s Lydia Bright’s Heatwave Rant & The Royal Family at Wetherspoons Jun 30, 2026 35:28 Laura and Carmen get into the national meltdown caused by the heatwave, from TOWIE star Lydia Bright’s school closure rant and topless men in France being fined, to school WhatsApp group chaos, David Lloyd drama, and the kind of public crash-out that makes you feel alive.They also get into the glorious pettiness of the WNBA, after Indiana Fever player Sophie Cunningham went viral for an aggressive

Who Replaces Keir Starmer? Ian Wright for PM! Jun 26, 2026 24:15 Keir Starmer’s stepped down as Prime Minister, but do not fear! Laura and Carmen are reporting for business to recruit England’s next great leader. From Ian Wright and Danny Dyer to Louis Theroux, Big John and Mike Skinner, the girls assemble their dream PM shortlist and ask the only question that really matters: who’d you trust most to sort the country out over a Chinese takeaway?Elsewhere, Rod S

Scots in Boston, Starmer’s Social Media Ban & Prince George’s Eton Era Jun 23, 2026 44:22 Laura and Carmen get into the chaos of football fever, from England optimism and Emma Hayes’ kitchen chalkboard to the absolute scenes caused by Scotland fans taking over Boston, drinking bars dry and turning the Tartan Army into an international diplomatic force.They also unpack the proposed social media ban for under-16s, from screen time, Snapchat fallouts and ‘analogue bullying’ to whether kid

We Need to Talk About Molly-Mae’s Baby Name Jun 19, 2026 24:11 Molly-Mae and Tommy Fury have finally revealed their baby name, and Laura and Carmen have thoughts. Is it iconic or destined for the celebrity baby names hall of fame?Plus, do influencers deserve nice things? Why have we all become so lazy? And after an unhinged message from a listener, the girls get into the most feral things we all do in the name of convenience.Follow Shouldn’t Laugh But on all

Carmen's ENGAGEMENT, Taylor Swift Conspiracies & World Cup Fever! Jun 16, 2026 45:49 Carmen has massive news!!! Paris delivered much more than poulet-and-frites, sweaty sightseeing and one very emotional hench Frenchman. Him in doors finally got down on one knee and popped the big question!Laura and Carmen unpack wedding fever in all its chaotic glory: from Dua Lipa’s Palermo backlash and wildly OTT proposal setups to choreographed first dances and iconic celeb wedding moments.And

Madonna reveals the best sex she's ever had! Jun 12, 2026 31:32 Madonna’s revealed that JFK Jr. was her greatest lover, and naturally Laura and Carmen are obsessed. From romantic meet-cutes to the chaos of dating before you meet your person, the girls get gloriously gooey over love stories and the men who actually feel like home.Elsewhere, they discuss Dua Lipa’s impossibly cool wedding vibes, the horror of Americans rebranding school cake as “dot cake”, and h

Celebrity Stalkers & Big John’s BOSH! World Record Jun 9, 2026 42:41 Laura and Carmen get into French tennis player Arthur Géa’s emergency on-court toilet break, Emma Raducanu’s stalker scare, and whether they’d take a leaf out of Robert Pattinson’s book when it comes to his bizarrely effective stalker strategy.Elsewhere, they unpack tourist chaos, from Trevi Fountain swimmers to Ibiza supermarket behaviour, Buckingham Palace idiots and the general curse of holiday

Steven Bartlett Ruined His Life with 3 Glasses of Wine?! Jun 5, 2026 25:32 Steven Bartlett declares that a few glasses of wine ruined his life, and Laura and Carmen have had enough of men making a personality out of optimal performance. Lighten up Stevey-B!In other news, they dive into Dawn French’s gloriously silly mirror glasses, the truly shocking Irish accents in MobLand and the kind of internet whimsy Laura thinks we need more of.Plus, as ever, the Butt Heads delive

Taylor Swift’s Wedding Guestlist Snub & Susan Boyle’s Glam Rebrand Jun 2, 2026 38:02 Laura and Carmen get into Taylor Swift’s alleged wedding plans, from secret venues and no plus-ones, to whether she’s having to Kanye-proof the whole event. They share their own thoughts on weddings, how bridezillas are made, the politics of the guest list and whether no-kids weddings are actually the dream.In another corner of the internet they unpack Susan Boyle’s dramatic new look and why her n

Colin Firth (Mr Darcy) Saw Everything... May 29, 2026 30:27 Laura and Carmen get stuck into the fantasy of making it big on Vinted, from side hustles and smashed-up parcels to mates who somehow seem to be making a fortune online, the girls unpack why selling your stuff always sounds easier than it actually is.Plus, Laura shares the mayhem of trying to secure KATSEYE tickets for her daughter, and why ten-year-old girls and gay men basically have the same pl

Where Is Katie Price's Husband? And Madonna's on Grindr May 26, 2026 44:33 Laura and Carmen unpack the wild Katie Price husband drama, from internet sleuths and scammer theories to why the nation still can’t help but root for her.They also get into Rihanna’s new scribble tattoo, whether she’ll ever make music again and why parents should never commit to fridge art too early.Plus, Madonna’s surprise Grindr stunt, J.Lo and Brett Goldstein rumours, SATs chat, half-term chao

A Nudist Beach, Jason Statham and One Very Unfortunate Sausage… May 22, 2026 21:24 Laura and Carmen dive into the chaos of nudist beaches, naked bike rides and the revelation that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Jason Statham have bought a house near one of the UK’s best-known naturist spots.Plus, the girls unpack a story from a fellow butthead involving a beach picnic and an uncooked sausage placed in a very unfortunate position.There’s also a full double-date debrief after a nig

Venezuela Fury Wedding Chaos & John Travolta’s New Face May 19, 2026 45:50 Laura and Carmen unpack 16-year-old Venezuela Fury’s lavish Isle of Man wedding, Molly-Mae attending pregnant without Tommy and why people are annoyed with Peter Andre.Laura also shares how she's been living like a DOGFLUENCER billionaire after heading to Goodwoof at the Goodwood Estate with her dog Betty for Sean Walsh and Jack Dee’s Oh My Dog! live show - complete with chauffeurs, champagne and

I Thought There Was a Secret Admirer at Work… Then This Happened May 15, 2026 27:32 Laura and Carmen are in absolute stitches over a listener story involving mysterious chocolates appearing on an office desk, a growing workplace fantasy and a misunderstanding that spirals far further than it ever should.They also get stuck into a brilliantly awkward tale from Patagonia, where one listener’s very freeing walk in the wilderness takes a sudden unfortunate turn.Plus, there’s chaos ov

A Two-Drink Limit at Airports?! & The £900 Sun Lounger Battle May 12, 2026 44:35 NO ONE WILL TAKE OUR DRINKS AWAY! Laura and Carmen are fuming about Ryanair CEO Michael O'Leary's proposal to limit passengers before their holidays! It's not what this great nation is built on. We LOVE sipping the nectar of our early-morning Wetherspoon's pint and the God-given right to get slightly too pissed before boarding.Not only has that wound them up, but the pair also tackle the story of

The CCTV Clip That Should’ve Stayed Buried May 8, 2026 18:55 Laura and Carmen are absolutely beside themselves as they unpack a story about jet lag, sleeping tablets and a quick trip to the office toilet that turns into a full-blown nightmare.They also get stuck into a university tale involving a heavy night, a disciplinary meeting and one truly haunting piece of CCTV footage that refuses to stay buried.Plus, an innocent attempt to help an injured pheasant

Maura Higgins Doesn’t Need a Man & Claire’s Accessories is Closing May 5, 2026 45:03 Laura and Carmen are obsessed with Maura Higgins declaring she doesn’t need a man - sparking a conversation about single life, social pressure and why being on your own is infinitely better than being in the wrong relationship.Also, the pair dive into the strange horror of getting older but somehow feeling 11 again, from mysterious BO and sweaty school-chair shame to the emotional rollercoaster of

Chinese Takeaway Crimes & A Baby Born at 60mph May 1, 2026 21:49 Laura and Carmen are absolutely losing it over the kind of chaotic real-life moments that sound made up but somehow aren’t- starting with a man who risked it all (and his licence) for a hot Chinese take-away!Plus they dive into a jaw-dropping birth story involving flooded roads, a speeding car and a baby who simply could not wait. Laura shares her own surreal labour moment featuring an unexpected

One Direction Feuds and White House Chaos Apr 28, 2026 36:54 Laura and Carmen dive straight into rumours of behind-the-scenes fallouts, from the alleged One Direction feud between Louis Tomlinson and Zayn Malik to the explosive TV drama on I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, All Stars.They also get into some unexpected celebrity pairings taking centre stage. Some make perfect sense (hello Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenner!?), while others feel like they were

Elton John Trauma & The Dumbest Court Case Ever Apr 24, 2026 21:08 Laura and Carmen are deep in second-hand shame as they relive some truly toe-curling awkward moments- from workplace cringe to post-gig humiliation and the kind of social misfires that keep you awake at 03:00 wondering why you’re like this.Plus, they get stuck into THE most ridiculous court clips imaginable- including one Zoom hearing that is so wildly ill-judged it has to be heard to be believed.

Euphoria’s Messy Return & David Haye’s Worst Take Yet Apr 21, 2026 39:01 Laura and Carmen unpack Victoria Beckham finally breaking her silence on Brooklyn Beckham’s family separation, while slipping into full protective mum mode as she subtly backs Cruz’s “grassroots” music career.Also, Euphoria is back and messier than ever, with Zendaya, Sydney Sweeney, Jacob Elordi, sky high budgets and off screen drama all colliding in one chaotic return. The big question remains:

The Devil Wears Prada 2 & Garlic Mayo Meltdowns Apr 17, 2026 28:10 Laura and Carmen are feeling high fashion as they get stuck into the hype already surrounding The Devil Wears Prada 2- from Anna Wintour, Meryl Streep and iconic Vogue covers, to whether anyone in that film has aged a single day.Plus, they get into one of the most ridiculous news stories imaginable: a man pulling a fake gun over the wrong takeaway sauce. Naturally, this leads to a passionate discu

Coachella Cringe, Kanye Cancelled & Crying Astronauts Apr 15, 2026 40:33 This week, Laura and Carmen chat Kanye West, the Wireless backlash, festival cancellations, Chappell Roan, and why some celebrities always seem to escape criticism.They also dive into the wild world of Coachella, including $90 phone chargers, Paris Hilton floating through the desert like a billionaire woodland fairy, and Justin Trudeau eating noodles in a backwards cap with Katy Perry. Not to ment

A Parrot Mugging & a Tampon Poo Apr 10, 2026 14:33 Laura and Carmen dive into a full episode of glorious listener stories and they do not disappoint! From an all-inclusive Tenerife holiday that took a turn, to an anonymous dog walking story involving a tampon and a very awkward poo.Plus the girls swap their own scam stories, from dodgy booking links to beachside hustlers, and all the holiday chaos that comes with being caught off guard in the sun.

The Worst Easter Egg Hunt Ever: A Six-Foot Bunny from Hell Apr 6, 2026 14:55 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen are getting into why Easter is actually the superior bank holiday: less pressure than Christmas, more freedom, hot cross buns, slow-roasted lamb, fish on Good Friday and (usually) just enough sunshine to make everyone feel vaguely alive again.They also chat Easter traditions, from Hungarian Easter gifts and over-the-top egg hunts to little present

Are Creme Eggs Sexual? & DIY Horror Stories Apr 3, 2026 20:12 Happy Good Friday, Buttheads! Laura and Carmen get into the Good Friday spirit with a surprisingly intense debate about the correct way to eat a Cadbury’s Creme Egg. From shrinkflation and sugary highs to the discovery that Creme Eggs are a weirdly sexual topic, things descend quickly.They dive into one of Laura’s favourite corners of the internet: mattress unboxing fails, where unsuspecting peopl

Ryan Gosling’s Gen Z Slang, Pubs Banning Children… & Vaping Squirrels Mar 31, 2026 45:12 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen kick things off with Ryan Gosling attempting to speak fluent Gen Z, which naturally leads to a full dissection of slang, ageing, and the brutal truth that the second a grown adult says “rizz” with confidence, it’s already over. They also chat about his marriage to Eva Mendes, the discovery that he apparently lives in Hampstead, his wholesome decis

Chappell Roan’s Fan Backlash & Meghan Markle’s Netflix Drama Mar 27, 2026 20:16 Laura and Carmen kick things off with the Chappell Roan fan drama, after Jude Law's 11-year-old daughter was reportedly told off by security for innocently walking past her idol at breakfast. From diva behaviour to disappointing your youngest fans, the girls get into where the line is between protecting your space and just being plain mean.The conversation then turns to Meghan Markle, as they unpa

Justin Timberlake’s DUI & will The Spice Girls ever get their sh*t together? Mar 24, 2026 35:23 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen are attempting the impossible… not laughing. Inspired by Last One Laughing, they kick things off with a moment of silence for Chuck Norris (which lasts approximately three seconds), before spiralling into iconic Norris memes, Jessica Simpson eyebrow-taping and whether the world feels slightly less safe now he’s gone.Saturday Night Live UK has offi

We Tried Every Easter Egg & Hot Cross Bun So You Don’t Have To Mar 20, 2026 27:08 We’re just weeks away from Easter, so this is a public service episode as Laura and Carmen taste the wackiest, most wonderful hot cross buns and Easter egg creations so you don’t have to.From elite flavour combos to slightly unhinged chocolate inventions, they sort the must-buys from the absolute monstrosities (and settle a very heated debate about raisins along the way).But just as things are fee

Louis Theroux in the Manosphere… Sorry, Did That Get Awkward? Mar 17, 2026 40:25 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen are diving headfirst into the chaos of Inside the Manosphere. From TikTok “alpha males” and seven-hour livestreams, to dodgy money schemes and wildly confident nonsense about women, they try to make sense of a world that is equal parts terrifying and… deeply embarrassing.They also get into why Louis Theroux remains the undisputed king of awkward,

Timothée Chalamet Says What?! Mar 13, 2026 25:24 Timothée Shalama-lama-ding-dong (Chalamet) is under fire after sharing his thoughts on opera and ballet and sparking a full blown internet pile on. Laura and Carmen unpack the backlash, the memes, and why the internet loves nothing more than uniting against a rogue celebrity opinion.Plus, The Beckham family saga rumbles on! Laura and Carmen get stuck into the latest birthday post controversy and t

Should Britney Have Been Freed? Harry Styles’ Accent & RAYE’s being petty Mar 10, 2026 45:11 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen dive straight into the chaos that is Britney Spears. From the head shaving era to the conservatorship and the recent internet debate of “maybe we shouldn’t have freed Britney”, they try to answer the impossible question: what does actual support for a mega famous pop star even look like?They also get into Harry Styles’ mysterious ever-changing acc

The Naked Skiing Incident Mar 6, 2026 20:44 This week, Laura and Carmen spiral from ski slopes to strip clubs after a listener confession about a half-dressed skiing disaster that ends with an injured stranger… and a three hour plane journey of silent guilt.Then there’s the viral chair throwing incident that backfires spectacularly, starting beef with monkeys in Malaysia, rogue sheep standoffs in Wales and the internet’s newest side hustle:

I Tried to Impress a Boy. I Took Out 12 French Children Instead Mar 3, 2026 35:21 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, one of us is living her best ski life in Canada while the other is glue gunning her way through World Book Day and awaiting secondary school news like it is the Hunger Games.There are rogue ski puns, Winter Olympics overshares and listener stories bringing peak slope humiliation: teenage wipeouts, French ski school casualties, dads shouting “get a room” and an apr

Are You a Finger Princess? Feb 27, 2026 17:22 This week, Laura and Carmen spiral from blizzards to baked beans as Margot Robbie’s rogue nacho confession sends them into a full blown food combo frenzy. Tuna and cottage cheese. Marmite and tomatoes. Milky Ribena. We are unwell.But the real villain of the episode? The Finger Princess. The group chat menace who asks for details that are literally three messages up. The Facebook poster who could h

Why We’re Done Being Polite? And Cost of Living Carnage Feb 25, 2026 42:43 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen spiral gently from wholesome half term fun into full blown cost of living chaos. There’s caravan nostalgia, Center Parcs outrage and the gradual realisation that a two bed in Battersea Power Station now costs about the same as long term peace of mind.We get gig life glamour in Manchester, early circuit flashbacks, Frog and Bucket lore, and the pur

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor Arrested & David Beckham’s Sly Brooklyn Dig! Feb 24, 2026 15:48 Laura and Carmen dive straight into the chaos after, former Prince, Andrew’s birthday arrest, the unforgettable car photo, and a PR machine working overtime. From London Fashion Week to carefully timed royal appearances, nothing escapes scrutiny.Plus David Beckham’s birthday tribute to Cruz raises eyebrows with one pointed phrase (we’re assuming towards Brooklyn Beckham), and suddenly we are knee

I Missed My Own Surprise Party Feb 20, 2026 18:50 It’s Carmen’s first Friday as a forty year old and the birthday debrief is still in full swing. From candle blowing sabotage and middle child gift politics to traumatic mascot memories and the cultural dominance of Mr Blobby, Laura and Carmen unpack the chaos that seems to follow any celebration.Plus, a listener’s thirtieth spirals from classy Turkish dinner to violent taxi sickness and a missed s

America’s Next Top Model Documentary Fallout & Carmen’s 40th Birthday Debrief Feb 17, 2026 42:14 This episode includes discussion of sensitive topics, including sexual assault, that some listeners may find distressing. Please take care while listening, and feel free to pause or step away if you need to.This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, it’s the aftermath of Carmen’s 40th and the debrief is as chaotic as the dancefloor. There are hotel lobby rolly-polies, luxury Four Seasons cake carnage, fish

Bloody Kisses & Ballistic Misses Feb 13, 2026 22:44 From tooth fairy trauma and Friday the 13th paranoia to valentines gone wrong, Laura and Carmen are riding a romantic rollercoaster with zero brakes. There’s boiling water mishaps, forgotten fairy duties, and a heartfelt email that proves sometimes you just know when you’ve found a good egg.But don’t worry, it’s not all hearts and flowers. We’ve got a Valentine’s bouquet of listener chaos: a flori

Celebrity Valentine Chaos & the Winter Olympics Get Weird Feb 10, 2026 42:07 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen lean fully into Valentine’s Week!There’s birthday chat galore as Carmen gears up for her 40th, conspiracy theories, rage baiting and the creeping realisation that no one seems to be in charge of anything anymore…Valentine’s chat obviously divulges into full celebrity chaos, from blood vial jewellery and aquarium dates, to Kenny G logistics, oily s

The Grossest Story We’ve Ever Had! Feb 6, 2026 16:52 An innocent debate about wiping technique spirals into apologies, trauma, and one unforgettable Spanish water park incident.Laura and Carmen dive headfirst into listener embarrassment, public toilet shame, tits out disasters, and the real reason you should never trust an enclosed flume. There’s owl impressions, Valentine’s chat, co-sleeping confessions, and proof that once you’ve shit yourself in

Take That Documentary Therapy & Wuthering Heights Horny Breakdown Feb 3, 2026 43:55 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But... there’s a heartfelt goodbye to comedy royalty, a brief moment of wet eye, and then straight into celebrity dating discourse as Kim Kardashian and Lewis Hamilton go public and somehow just make sense.Laura and Carmen do a deep dive into the Take That documentary, from boyband hysteria and Gary Barlow redemption to nineties nostalgia and MTV memories.Elsewhere, Ca

“He wipes his bum standing up!” Jan 30, 2026 23:04 This episode of Shouldn’t Laugh But is a full body immersion into the chaos of leisure centres, from flumes that should absolutely be age restricted to the deeply cursed realisation that Leisure World is one of those places that hits very differently as an adult. Laura and Carmen unpack childhood water park joy, vending machine culture, plasters in the pool, and the horror of realising you are now

Nigella’s Bake Off Thirst Trap And Steven Bartlett’s Gene Pool Obsession Jan 27, 2026 42:16 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen are riding high after accidentally making the Daily Mail, spiralling into full hun culture chaos and asking the only question that matters: is Nigella Lawson about to make Bake Off unbearably sexy?From Spice Girls reunion delusions and Traitors obsessing to soggy bottoms, flirt offs and why Paul Hollywood will simply not survive the Nigella era, t

"69’s are a f* load of admin” Jan 23, 2026 21:38 This episode of Shouldn’t Laugh But tackles the question no parent is ever prepared for: when your kid asks what 69 is. From kitchen chats about consent to likening the act to the Bermuda Triangle, Laura and Carmen unpack why 69ing is far more admin heavy and far less glamorous than the films ever suggested.Meanwhile, Heated Rivalry has Carmen mentally rehearsing what she’s absolutely going to sho

Brooklyn Beckham's Angry: ‘I’m telling everyone’! Jan 20, 2026 42:04 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen are serving piping hot tea because there is only one thing anyone cares about: Brooklyn Beckham's angry Instagram post to his parents David and Victoria!From blocked family members and missing birthdays to those Insta stories that sent the internet into meltdown, the girls deep dive into the Beckham family drama and ask the big questions. Is it a

“Do not bend bro!!” Jan 16, 2026 22:48 This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carms are back in the studio and feeling all the feelings. From a genuinely emotional listener gift, to Pammy Watch updates and a chaotic rant over posties.Expect stories of stolen coats, missing fizz, extortionate socks that don’t even heat, and a ranking of sexy accents that leaves the girls deeply, deeply rattled.Spoiler alert: Kiwi at number one does

Traitors Theories, Dry January Delusions & The Most Unhinged Video on the Internet Jan 14, 2026 39:06 On this week’s Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen are back! Carmen is fully embracing January with no drinking, cosy nights in and shopping for all the ski gear, while Laura is deeply mourning the loss of twiglets and Baileys.There’s a big catch up on all the latest Traitors drama, plus a New York jewellery feud that feels like a film but absolutely is not.Consider this your permission to stay

The Best of 2025! Jan 7, 2026 35:02 Laura Smyth and Carmen Butcher have hand-picked their favourite highlights from the podcast to bring you the very best moments of 2025.Expect everything from Harry Styles allegedly launching his own sex-toy range, to a Canadian tourist having her hands bitten off by a shark, and that unforgettable Cardi B court case.They also get personal, offering a peek behind the curtain of their own lives - in

Timothee Chalamet LOVES Susan Boyle! Day 12 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Jan 4, 2026 18:45 “My asshole needs a break for the beige train"It's the final of the 12 Laughs of Christmas...let's never say the C word again! Laura is gearing up to get back on the road and Carmen is dreading a regular working week. And if you have a January birthday - the girls have beef with you!In this episode the duo dig into Timothee Chalamet's love for Susan Boyle.Also have you ever heard of two people str

The Fit Louvre Heist Robbers! Day 11 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Jan 3, 2026 16:05 “I don't condone breaking the law of being gorgeous"Who's fighting the urge to head to the January sales? Laura and Carmen definitely aren't, but they are reminiscing over good old fashioned travel agents on the high street.BUT the big viral of the moment of the year is the pair fangirling over the sexy criminals from The Louvre Heist...which leads them to thinking of how they can shoplift using t

Brad Pitt The Catfisher! Day 10 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Jan 2, 2026 18:49 “I'm touching cloth mate"Seriously guys, what day of the week is it? It's say 10 of the 12 Laugh's of Christmas and Carmen is back at work - which Laura think's is disgusting behaviour. Brad Pitt caused a storm by Catfishing a member of the public and duping her out of lots of money...of course it wasn't the real Brad. And Carmen has her own embarrassing Catfishing story after a sober date. Plus P

The Oasis Reunion Tour! Day 9 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Jan 1, 2026 15:07 “Let your beige farts out"Laura and Carmen are here with day #9 of their Christmas specials and it's New Years Eve and they're claiming the festive week is FINALLY over. But they're here to chat about Liam Gallagher & Noel Gallagher reuniting Oasis for the best tour of 2025! Even their producer is saying it's the greatest night of his life...and he's not even a fan. Email us your ‘Shouldn’t La

Jeff Bezo's VENICE Wedding! Day 8 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Dec 31, 2025 23:15 “You're either shaking a tail feather or curling up on the sofa"Laura is setting intentions for the new year, while Carmen has one very clear goal: get RICH.Will 2026 be the year Laura and Carmen transform into rich ski ladies? We’re saying yes, absolutely, manifest it!As everyone’s ringing in the new year and getting ready to party, today’s 12 Laughs of Christmas episode dives into the most talke

100 Men vs 1 GORILLA! Day 7 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Dec 30, 2025 20:32 “FILL YOUR GOOCH! FILL YOUR GOOCH!”There are harmonies on the show today - should Laura and Carms start an a cappella group, or are we stopping this before it starts?In this 12 Laughs of Christmas episode of Shouldn’t Laugh But…, Laura’s heading to the pub to celebrate her husband Ali’s birthday, while Carmen is back in London, which means she can finally enjoy noisy sex and immediately retreat in

Alan Carr's a Traitor! Day 6 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Dec 29, 2025 18:24 “Stuffing is not just for Turkeys” – WAYYYYYYEY!God bless ye merry gentlemen (and women) if you’re back working today - yes, some people do work during the holidays! Your favourite hohohoes, Laura and Carmen, are back with a festive 12 Laughs of Christmas episode…Laura’s been soaking up the culture at the panto with Basil Brush, while Carmen has been absolutely thriving on the island - Essex, not

Macaulay Culkin’s Kids & Home Alone! Day 5 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Dec 28, 2025 19:30 "I don't like the film The Holiday...when I say it, people disown me!"Laura owes Carmen £100 for guessing what day in Christmas it is, and Carms is feeling delightfully delirious in the strange limbo between Christmas and New Year.Together, they're diving into festive films: confession time-Carmen doesn’t like Nancy Meyers’ The Holiday (sorry, what?), while Laura isn’t a fan of Love Actually, even

Bonnie Blue SH*GS The NATION! Day 4 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Dec 27, 2025 19:38 “If you’ve got enough Pringles and pickled onions in the house, you can survive the gooch.”We’re deep in the gooch of Christmas - that strange limbo of “it’s going to be a lot of woodland walks” and finally using the bath salts you were gifted from your Auntie who doesn't really know you.For Day 4, Laura and Carmen tackle one of the craziest stories of 2025: Bonnie Blue allegedly shagging the nati

Shrek 5 CGI Chaos! Day 3 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Dec 26, 2025 21:20 “Let them be beasts!”It’s Boxing Day and Day 3 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas. Today, the girls dive headfirst into the controversy surrounding the Shrek 5 teaser trailer and its truly terrible CGI… seriously, has Shrek been on Ogre-zempic?Plus, Laura spills the beans on what Boxing Day looks like in the Smyth household- a gloriously selfish affair that includes watching My Fair Lady, complete with

THE COLDPLAY KISS CAM SCANDAL! Day 2 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Dec 25, 2025 19:42 “Santa can’t come down the chimney if you’re tight - am I right!?”MERRY CHRISTMAS, you beautiful, chaotic bunch! It’s the 25th of December, and Laura and Carmen are still grafting their way through The 12 Laughs of Christmas - because joy doesn’t clock off for bank holidays.Today, they’re unwrapping one of the most ICONIC moments of the year… honestly, maybe even the century. Yes, we’re talking ab

Katy Perry Goes TO SPACE! Day 1 of the 12 Laughs of Christmas Dec 24, 2025 19:51 "This is why so many people get fingered in Wetherspoons" - Laura Smyth 2025Deck the halls and hide your uncles - Laura Smyth and Carmen Butcher welcome you to The 12 Laughs of Christmas, a festive feast of 12 snack-sized episodes packed with their most unhinged and iconic viral moments of 2025. And this is Day 1.For the first laugh of Christmas, the duo dive headfirst into Katy Perry’s highly que

"Timothée Chalamet used to look like a Medieval Shoe" Dec 19, 2025 22:49 Laura and Carmen are feeling very grateful as they wrap up the year on Shouldn’t Laugh, But…, with SLB being one of their biggest highlights - and they want to thank you for joining them on the journey to becoming Podcast Millionaires.In this episode, Laura is on the verge of getting a chest tattoo, the girls discuss Timothée Chalamet’s glow-up from “Medieval Shoe” to full Nike Air Force One energ

Office Christmas Parties, Alcoholic Raccoons & Hilary Swank's Blunder Dec 17, 2025 37:09 This week on SLB 🎄 Laura unwraps her dream Christmas gift from Carmen as tinsel flies and festive chaos ensues. She also recaps her recent woodland getaway with her husband Ali -equal parts whimsical and romantic- which has Carmen wondering… did they spot a moose on the drive home?Carmen takes a nostalgic stroll down memory lane, recalling the glory days of Christmas parties past (including drinki

"He did what with a Kit Kat Chunky 👀" Dec 12, 2025 19:16 This week, Laura and Carms kick things off with the latest in celeb merch. Yes, we're talking about Lily Allen’s (already infamous) USB butt plugs...sorry David Harbour.Plus, the girls spiral into a personal confession about a Berlin techno rave and a Kit Kat Chunky bar colliding in spectacular fashion.And a deep dive into Danny Dyer's unexpectedly tender turn on CBBC bedtime stories that got the

Abba Voyage, P Diddy VS 50 Cent & Rage Bait Dec 10, 2025 37:32 This week on SLB, chaos is fully activated.Laura has officially peaked on the Baileys, is contemplating a chest tattoo, and has been getting absolutely mobbed at Garage Nation. Carmen’s eyelashes are 50 metres long and she’s battling yet another case of Tube Rage (send help). The girls also dive into their unfiltered thoughts on the Diddy documentary, Sean Combs: The Reckoning - and honestly… how

"They're filming themselves RAWDOGGING!" Dec 5, 2025 23:22 This week, Laura and Carms are asking the big festive question: who on earth has the energy for Elf on the Shelf? Life’s hard enough, MATE!Off the back of a heart-warming listener email, the girls take a nostalgic plunge into the glory days of Matey bubble baths, pre-internet simplicity, and when “entertainment” didn’t involve a charging cable. They also tackle the modern phenomenon of today’s you

Advent Calendars, Langoustine Theft & Becoming Adults Dec 3, 2025 43:00 Christmas is officially round the corner and Carms has convinced Laura to put her decorations up early. And look, they might say “the earlier the decs go up, the sooner you can crack open the Baileys”… do they say that? You decide.But even festive cheer can’t compete with the true highlight of the week: bumping into James ARG Argent from TOWIE in the pub. Yes, really. And he’s a huge fan of Laura

Wicked: For Good -"Sorry, not sorry" Dec 1, 2025 05:07 Over the weekend, we were told to hand in our 'women cards' for discussing the Wicked: For Good press tour - so we needed to address it, and just like Ross friends, we think everyone needs to calm down a bit. BECAUSE WE LOVE THE WICKED MOVIE. We don't see Wayne Rooney getting hate because Mr Tumble forced him to get a vasectomy. God bless to Cynthia Erivo Ariana Grande and your 'him in doors'. Ema

"He's a stupid, billionaire Potato Head" Nov 28, 2025 20:53 Laura and Carmen dive head-first into the internet’s latest fashion drama: Are Nike Air Force 1s officially out? According to Gen Z, the once–iconic classic has now entered its “dad shoe” era - and yes, Laura and Carmen have many thoughts, feelings, and possibly some mild identity crises about it. From fashion nostalgia to the generational divide, they break down why the internet is suddenly turni

Wicked: For Good Press Tour, Animal Attacks & John Lewis Ads Nov 26, 2025 38:03 Laura’s convinced her Instagram algorithm is predicting she’s about to get rich, Carmen’s battling peak road rage, and the new Wicked: For Good movie has dropped - which means the Wicked: For Good press tour drama is officially up for discussion. Are Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo okay?!This week on Shouldn’t Laugh But, Laura and Carmen dive into the funniest, weirdest and most unhinged stories o

“You are now a pug” Nov 21, 2025 22:26 Laura and Carmen are back and absolutely flying, fuelled by cold weather holidays, points chaos and the kind of tech anxiety that makes your palms sweat before you have even opened the laptop.There is festive drama too, as matching Christmas pyjamas spiral out of hand, and the girls debate whether parenting twenty somethings is basically inviting them to things they have no intention of turning up

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