We Fix Space Junk
'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as they carry out odd jobs on the fringes of the law. A female-led sci-fi comedy sitcom set in the far future, in a high-tech, dystopian world, We Fix Space Junk draws on the sci-fi of the past, following in the footsteps of Harry Harrison and of Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Equal parts love-letter to sci-fi and satire of the present-day, Space Junk is lovingly produced by Beth Crane and Hedley Knights of Battle Bird Productions.
Episodes
S04 E06 - The Explorer
In which Kilner and Samantha are sent out into the far reaches of space with a celebrity explorer.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by B
S04 E05 - Trains, Drones and AI-Mobiles
In which Kilner and Samantha are tasked with delivering a small nuclear reactor.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all m
S04 E04 - Return to Neutral Industries
In which Kilner and Samantha return to Neutral Industries and cross paths with an old friend.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth C
Introducing... Death by Dying
So if you've been in the audio-drama-sphere as long as we have, you probably know Death by Dying (and if you haven't, you're in for a treat). They're one of our favourites, we love the people behind it (and we've worked with them a bunch) and we're overjoyed that in the year we're finally back from hiatus, they're back too!
If you've not heard of Death By Dying before, it's a dark comedy fiction
S04 E03 - Word Wrangling
In which Kilner and Samantha deal with a word escape on a literary ranch.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
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S04 E02 - The Wall
In which Kilner and Samantha meet the Bunntulas, adorable fluffy settlers trying to make a home in a dangerous world.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwo
S04E01 - Megafauna
When Kilner and Samantha visit a planet full of megafauna, they find a toothy surprise waiting for them...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics
Season Four Announcement!
Hello, we're back! We're here to make a quick announcement -- and it's the one you've all been waiting for!
Just in time for our eighth anniversary, the seventh season of We Fix Space Junk is finally ready for release!
The mathematically-minded amongst you may also know it as the long-awaited Season Four, but it is, technically, the seventh season! What with Marilyn's diary, Microbytes and so on
No Space Like Home: A We Fix Space Junk Festive Special! [Trailer]
After a run-in with an unexpected asteroid field in Canis-S, Samantha and Kilner find themselves stranded on an unknown planet, the wreckage of their ship strewn for miles. Will they ever make it to the Green Zone and find the Grand Engineer, the only person capable of fixing their ship?
Recorded live at London Podcast Festival!
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Rebecca
Sponsor Bot's Brucemas Broadcast
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Merry Brucemas one and all!
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We Fix Space Junk will be back next year - we'll be recording again in January!
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The Hollow Battery: A We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special!
When Kilner and Samantha are sent to a dead planet to decommission a troublesome trashbot, they find a little more danger than they were expecting...
This year's We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special is now live! Free to our Patrons and available to buy on our GumRoad page!
STARRING
Beth Crane
Rebecca Evans
Jack Carmichael
Pip Gladwin
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The Brucemas Tree: A We Fix Space Junk Brucemas Special
It's our annual Brucemas mini episode!
This special festive episode follows Samantha and Kilner as they give a lift to a neurotic tree.
Stay safe and whether you're celebrating or not we hope you have a good festive season!
Merry Brucemas!
You can find the episode transcript here.
CAST
Rebecca Evans
Beth Crane
Jack Carmichael
Jen Sugden
Our full Brucemas Special, "The Levelling Feast", is availa
(TRAILER) The Levelling Feast: A Marilyn's Diary Brucemas Special
This year is a very special year for Marilyn. It’s her first time at home on Gontano during the festive season. But before she can relax and enjoy herself, she has a feast to plan! It's a traditional meeting for all of the leaders of Gontano and it has to be just right. And Marilyn’s discovering that getting things right… isn’t that easy.
The Levelling Feast, our first Marilyn’s Diary Brucemas Spe
Trailer: A Series of Spooky Space Tales: The We Fix Space Junk Halloween Special
It's here! Our Halloween Special, A Series of Spooky Space Tales, is out now on our Gumroad page (wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com/l/spookyspacetales) and is free to all of our wonderful Patrons! To support us on Patreon, visit www.patreon.com/BattleBirdProd.
Our other Halloween Specials are also on Gumroad at wefixspacejunk.gumroad.com!
When Kilner, Samantha, DAX, Jault and Haroldson find themselves st
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E08
In which Marilyn and Computer run into some unexpected problems on Gontano...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedle
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E07
In which Marilyn and Computer set foot on Gontano for the first time.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knight
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E06
In which Marilyn and Computer make some new friends.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E05
In which Marilyn and Computer have an unlikely nautical encounter.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E04
Marilyn and Computer visit Earth 2.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
Jam
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E03
Marilyn and Computer visit a planet which carries out a very curious trade...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedle
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E02
When Marilyn and Computer land on a new planet, they encounter a whole new way of thinking. Whether it's a good way of thinking is yet to be decided...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bi
Marilyn's Diary: A Long Journey Home - E01
When Marilyn first stepped into her new ship, Computer at her side, she assumed her journey home would be quick and easy. Unfortunately, someone had other ideas...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights f
Mr King's Brucemas Card List
The annual Brucemas mini episode!
It's Brucemas Eve, and Mr King is writing his Brucemas cards...
Merry Brucemas! You can find the episode transcript here.
This episode stars Karim Kronfli as Mr King.
Our Full Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available to buy now!
visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process!
Last year's fest
[Trailer] The Ghosts of Brucemas Past
Kilner and Samantha are gearing up for a perfectly normal Brucemas Eve. They’re tucked up in their bunk beds, snoring away. But what they weren’t expecting was the arrival of a certain festive ghost…
Our Brucemas Special: "The Ghosts of Brucemas Past" is available for pre order now!
visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk to buy a copy of the special and support us in the process!
Last year's fe
[Trailer:] Halloween Special 2020
Our Halloween Special: "A Night in On The Hill House" is available for pre order now!
visit https://gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk To buy a copy of the special and support us in the process!
Last year's Halloween Special "Escape Gennero's" is also available (here)!
You'll also get the music by Hedley Knights and hand painted artwork by Beth Crane!
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Introducing Sleep With Me Podcast in a We Fix Space Junk Crossover!
In this special crossover episode, Dearest Scooter of the amazing Sleep With Me podcast retells the first two episodes of We Fix Space Junk with a sleepy spin. Also included is an amazing We Fix Space Junk song by Jonathan Mann!
We really love Sleep With Me. We've been nightly listeners for the past four years and as two people with trouble falling and staying asleep, the show has been a real life
S03E08 - The Reviewer
This season's finale, in which Samantha rescues an old friend and Kilner is faced with a challenge...
Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.
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S03E07 - A View Of A Kill
When Kilner and Samantha are charged with entertaining the visiting princess of a peace-loving race, they think they're in for an easy ride. Unfortunately, the princess has other ideas...
Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.
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S03 E06 - The Phantom Eye
When Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a team of stranded archaeologists, they find a world that is a little more atmospheric than they were prepared for...
Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.
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S03E05 - The Tank
When Kilner and Samantha set off on a seemingly easy job -- deliver a mysterious tank from one lab to another -- they soon find that things are going to be a little more complicated than they hoped...
Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.
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S03E04 - Relaxing at The Perfecticon Spa
When Kilner and Samantha are told their next job is just to relax at a spa, they are right to be a little suspicious.
Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.
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S03E03 - The Starship Titanic
The Starship Titanic is, as its name suggests, sinking. But can Kilner and Samantha save their assigned rescuees in time?
Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.
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S03E02 - A Matter Of Gravity
In episode two, things get a little heavy for Kilner and Samantha...
Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.
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S03E01 - The Lift
The first episode of Season Three sees Kilner, Samantha and Ms Lamb floating unprotected in space inside a neurotic lift. But DAX is on his way, and he's brought a rescue team!
Welcome back to the world of We Fix Space Junk! We're so, so happy to be releasing again! This season was recorded entirely in lockdown.
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Previously, On We Fix Space Junk...
A quick recap to bring you up to speed and refresh your memory in time for Season 3's release - tomorrow!
For a full transcript of this preview, click this link.
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We've also got shirts and other fun bits and pieces on Spreadshirt and TeePublic as well as some awesome badges on Etsy.
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Kalila Stormfire Crossover, Live!
A special episode recorded live from lock-down at PodUk Goes Digital 2020.
Three different audio drama characters from three different shows, broadcasting from three different countries! Kilner receives a call like any other she's received before...
To watch the special being performed live, visit the PodUK YouTube channel, here: youtu.be/w6S2fSfJvZ8
The episode begins with Kalila Stormfire, a mo
Will We Ever Know?
This year we've decided to make our Spring Special free! All our special episodes take place outside of the main timeline. This episode takes place during the events of Season 2.
In this special We Fix Space Junk episode, intrepid truth-seeker Lisa Coney-Smith tries to track down the truth behind that legendary figure, the Rygu Ranger. But she may have uncovered more than she's bargained for...
"Andy Spark" & "The Library" Live!
Kilner and Samantha are sent to retrieve a piece of mysterious junk floating in space. But when it starts to defrost, they find themselves with more on their hands than they bargained for...
This episode is a double bill recording of our live show in London on 30th November 2019 where we had the honour of performing a crossover episode with The Amelia Project!
The Amelia Project is a brilliant Au
Twas the Night Before Brucemas
Brucemas comes but once a year, but do you know the real meaning behind it? Listen as we recount the tale, a tale as old as time and twice as confusing.
(This mini episode explains, sort of, the meaning of Brucemas as a holiday. Bearing in mind this is a world where most films were destroyed due to massive solar flares so they live on in stories passed down by unreliable memories...)
Merry Brucema
Automnicon: The Brucemas Party (Trailer)
In which a newly-promoted Ms Lamb experiences her first ever Automnicon CEO's Brucemas Party...
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[Trailer:] Escape Gennero's, a We Fix Space Junk Special
When Kilner and Samantha stumble across a seemingly abandoned ship in dead space, they think they've struck gold. But not everything is as it seems...
You can now purchase all of our Special Episodes episodes here: gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk, and they are also available on our Patreon!
Starring
Beth Crane
Rebecca Evans
James Oliva
Bubbles the Cat as Himself
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Micro Bytes Episode 8: Haroldson's New Best Friend
In the eighth and final episode of Micro Bytes, Jault has a whole new problem to deal with...
Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.
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Micro Bytes Episode 7: Buttery and Charismatic
In which we hear the lament of the Popcorn People. Will they ever be able to find an original idea?
Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.
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Micro Bytes Episode 6: Penne Al Dente
A prequel, in which repairman Penne is on a desperate mission for a decent nap...
Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe. This episode is a flashback, set several years before the events of A Cure For Bindweed.
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Micro Bytes Episode 5: An Incredibly Perilous Mission
In which FRINGO faces his toughest challenge yet...
Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by
Micro Bytes Episode 4: Killer Queens
In which we catch up with Queens Flora and Daphne and the aftermath of their fight with the fraudulent killer robots.
Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.
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Micro Bytes Episode 3: Couture or Not Couture
In which we take a visit to the past, with Samantha Trapp's obscenely popular vlog series...
Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.
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Micro Bytes Episode 2: Terrible Flammable Alchemy
In which C0FF:E serves an unexpected customer...
Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hed
Micro Bytes Episode 1: A Gift For A Friend
In which Jault wakes up to an unpleasant surprise.
Welcome to our second miniseries! Micro Bytes is a series of short, mostly unconnected episodes set in the Space Junk universe.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by H
[Trailer] We Fix Space Junk: Micro Bytes
Between Seasons One and Two we brought you Marilyn's Diary. Between Two and Three we're bringing you Micro Bytes!
Micro Bytes is a series of shorts featuring a variety of familiar faces from the past two seasons!
Some will be prequels, some will be sequels and some will show you a little of what was going on in the world outside the episodes of season two!
This series is dedicated to everyone who
[Trailer] The Great Easter Space Train Robbery
Our Patrons enjoyed a special episode of We Fix Space Junk this weekend, and now you can too!
Easter may be over, but you can still enjoy the train heist!
You can now purchase all of our Special Episodes episodes here gumroad.com/wefixspacejunk
As always the special episodes are from earlier in the timeline and takes place between already released episodes of Space Junk, so there are no spoilers i
Automnicon: The Intern - Coming Soon!
We may have been hard at work working on the scripts for our second mini-season and our third season, but we've somehow also found the time to write a novella! Coming to Kindle, Patreon and all other reputable eBook formats on March 19th (We Fix Space Junk's first anniversary!)
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Haroldson's First Brucemas
Surprise! A second Brucemas offering, this time from the crew of the Yi-Ki-Yay!
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S02E08 - The Socialite and the Cyborg
In the final episode of Season Two, Kilner and Samantha visit Automnicon Headquarters and DAX plays a game.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
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S02E07 - Diamorphically Lackadaisical
In which Kilner and Samantha get distracted by the Beautiful People and Samantha gets stuck in a room.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth
S02E06 - The Lonely Ark
In which Kilner and Samantha make a new friend and DAX makes a mistake.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knig
S02E05 - A Cure for Bindweed
In which an old friend resurfaces, legs are broken and moonshine is drunk.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
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S02E04 - Hero Complex
In which Samantha meets an old classmate and Kilner loses a toolbox. Elsewhere, Dax refuses to talk to a fridge.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
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S02E03 - Return of the Princess
In which Kilner and Samantha see an old friend and Haroldson makes a new one.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedle
S02E02 - Sensory Overload
In which Kilner loses the last of her peanut butter, Ms Lamb fails to make a sale and Fringo gets his new ship.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
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S02E01 - Digital Biological Interface
In the first episode of We Fix Space Junk Season Two, DAX finds himself at the mercy of RINGO and Kilner and Samantha find themselves at the mercy of something that is, perhaps, far worse…
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#IPM2018: Driving Lessons
In which Haroldson tries to learn to fly the Yi-Ki-Yay...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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Marilyn's Diary Episode 8
The final entry in Marilyn's Diary.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca Mintowt-Czyz
Jam
Marilyn's Diary Episode 7
The penultimate episode... part one of two.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca Mintowt-
Marilyn's Diary Episode 6
In which Marilyn and Computer go through a junk drawer.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
France
Marilyn's Diary Episode 5
In which Marilyn and Computer watch a movie...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
CAST
Francesca Minto
Marilyn's Diary Episode 4
In which Marilyn tries to find out the meaning of 'fun'.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
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Franc
Marilyn's Diary Episode 3
This week Marilyn goes on a harrowing adventure...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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Francesca M
Marilyn's Diary Episode 2
This week Marilyn learns about A.I.s, humans, love and coffee shops.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
Marilyn's Diary Episode 1
In which Marilyn gets to grip with her new life...
In Episode 7 of We Fix Space Junk we met Marilyn. She's half Gontanan (giant wasp) quarter Human (the reluctant father, Jault) and a quarter cow... (from the steak they were implanted in).
Suffice to say, Marilyn has many questions about who she is, what she is, the universe she was 'born' into and her place in it!
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Marilyn's Diary Trailer
The trailer for our new mini-series, Marilyn's Diary, coming on June 18th! (and released a week early for $2+ Patreon supporters!)
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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S01E08 - The Awakening
In the final episode of We Fix Space Junk Season One, Kilner, Samantha and DAX find themselves at the mercy of a mysterious interloper...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions
S01E07 - Unplanned Parenthood
This week Kilner accidentally creates a new species and Samantha skypes an old friend.
And as for DAX... make sure you listen 'til the very end...
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Pr
S01E06 - The Trainer, The Leech and The Mortgage
This week Samantha tries to keep fit and Kilner tries to buy a house. It doesn't go well.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
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S01E05 - The Third Repairman
This week Kilner has a blast from the past - in more ways than one - as our two repairmen visit a mining planet and meet a third...
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S01E04 - An Unsubtle Utopia
This week, Samantha meets a critic and Kilner fixes a transmitter.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
S01E03 - The Popcorn Men of Entertania III
This week, Kilner repairs a projector and Samantha is chased by sentient food.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedl
S01E02 - The Flight of The Submarine
In this weeks episode Samantha is betrayed and Kilner talks about crocodiles.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedle
S01E01 - Escape From Hargan IV
In which Kilner picks up a suspect package and Samantha flees from the law.
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Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
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We Fix Space Junk S01 E00 - Series Trailer
We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant fugitive Sam, as they travel the galaxy, carrying out odd jobs on the fringes of the law.
Written by Beth Crane and produced by Hedley Knights for Battle Bird Productions.
All artwork and graphics by Beth Crane, all music by Hedley Knights
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