The Michelle Collins Show
Michelle Collins 254 episodes Nov 6, 2026
The Michelle Collins Show is hosted by comedian Michelle Collins and features funny, unfiltered conversations with comedians, celebrities, and friends. Episodes cover news, pop culture, shopping deals, and personal stories, with co-hosts keeping the discussion unpredictable. The show also points listeners to Patreon for daily episodes, video content, and extra appearances.
Episodes
Emotional Support Wives (w/ Heather Gay)
Of all the weeks to welcome Queen of Salt Lake City, Cancerian Queen and author of the new book Eternal Glow Heather Gay to the pod, what a week to do it. Because this week's Real Housewives of Salt Lake City episode was contentious to say the least, with the bonus detail that Michelle herself was on Watch What Happens Live to unpack it with Angie and Andy afterwrds. We get a first person
Sensor Sensibility (w/ Dan Acton)
Happy Halloween! Michelle is joined by Dan Acton, fresh off of rigging his house with pinhole cams to record the action (joke), to discover what is by far the most disturbing Halloween costume available on Amazon as we speak. (click at your own risk.) We get a recap of Dan's party last week, followed by an extended tale (shock) of Michelle's foray into one of New Jersey's least talked abo
More Seeds!!! (w/ Dan Acton)
Dan Acton joins Michelle today for an episode rife with ribaldry from the friendly skies. Yes, Dan met a "pilot" - or is he - and walks us through a saucy evening in America's complicated cocktail capital of Lexington, KY. The real question is: Has anyone else dated a pilot and do they all insist on showing their abs off in public?! God willing. Michelle, meanwhile, is back in Miami and d
That's Adderall, Folks! (w/ Keltie Knight)
The bobs are BOBBIN today as Red Carpet Wonder, Podcaster and Author Keltie Knight sits down with Michelle to unpack her new book, The Fuck Them Theory: Self-Help For People Who Are Done Being The Bigger Person. Bobs aside, the ladies have a lot in common: Debilitating ADHD (only one is medicated), terrible facial piercing decisions in their youth, an undying love of Rihanna, and dreams o
My Ancestral Rice (w/ Trixie Mattel)
The day we've all waited for is finally here. Legend Trixie Mattel is BACK as our guest today and finally answers the question we've all been asking: What's your favorite vacuum cleaner? But listener, so much more is discussed: The IMDb star meter, ancestral rice, giant spiders, and airplane etiquette (Michelle can't get enough of this topic apparently). We get diva boots on the ground re
Whoda Thunk? (w/ Bryan Safi)
Has anyone ever said "things that make you go 'mmm'" about the C&C Cheesecake Factory? Well this episode surely will! Bryan Safi joins Mich to recap their literal day from heaven this past Sunday which included doing the Romeo & Juliet balcony scene at the Glendale TJ Maxx, then rifling through some Ross cosmetics, followed by a heapin' trough of delights at the Americana. This is
Paranormal Attictivity (w/ Dan Acton)
This is an episode that does the impossible, which is have it all. Dan Acton joins from next to his unplugged rice cooker as Michelle fills us all in on the mind-blowing Rosalia concert in Miami. And while we do the usual TV/Broadway recapping, we also finally crack open the 75-year-old copy of one of the most vile Presidential cookbooks ever written, and uncover an incredibly sordid tale
Tennis Everyone? (w/ Tony Hagen)
We LOOOOOOVE when our resident tennis expert and host of The Gay Tennis Podcast Tony Hagen stops by, especially at a time when the country is fraught with tennis opinions!! The U.S. (Wide) Open has welcomed everyone with 2 pennies and an Instagram following into their suites this year, and etiquette? It's out the window honey! Audience participation is almost a requirement at this year's
Québecky With The Good Hair (w/ Rose Abdoo)
Hate to tell you that the title is not as spicy as you would like though hopefully will get your heart racing (with stress!) She is BACK in LA and riddled with COVID: It's Rose Abdoo!! Who has been busy trying to charm her way into the hearts of the desk employees in her Montreal apartment building while shooting the new CBS show Eternally Yours. There is so much for these ladies to unpac
Valve-Maxxing (w/ Dylan Palladino)
It's always a great day when our friend comedian Dylan J. Palladino stops by to allow Michelle to lightly rub him with a sisterly love we know he adores.* (we hope!) Today, we unpack Dylan's solo man-moto journey to the beaches of the Jersey Shore, and also the importance of helmets despite looking like the biggest loser alive. Michelle has foots-on-the-ground reporting from her podiatris
Grotto Superstar (w/ Abby Holland)
We are SO BACK. Michelle may still be in Italy surrounded by the most beautiful sights in the world, but that is not stopping her from sharing stories big and small, fun and scarring, for your listening pleasure. And joining is Abby Holland, who has an amazing new job that we are celebrating while also hoping to also be invited into the Sandwich Club. Michelle, meanwhile, did her best to
Take A Little Time To Enjoy The Fumes (w/ Molly Mulshine)
What better way to wrap this interesting week up than with one of our favorite cohosts, Molly Mulshine. Michelle finds herself, where else, in Florence, Italy, which has her realizing certain wonderful truths about American culture... namely that we are coddled like little tiny babies and she wouldn't have it any other way! That viral View video is discussed, and folks, if we can't have a
Aunt On The Side (w/ Andrea Lopez)
So much to celebrate when our friend Andrea Lopez enters the chat live from New Jersey, where the topics truly range from the responsibilities of being an "Aunt on the Side," to baby neighbors who literally never grow up? Michelle may have been swindled by a Groupon but she's willing to sacrifice her money and happiness for content. Andrea is back from Colombia covered in Central American
I Odyssey It (w/ Dan Acton)
Always a wonderful day when Dan Acton finds a pod at his gym to join Michelle on the show. And today, they unpack much of what is in the current cultural zeitgeist. Dan gives an honest man's review of The Odyssey, which Michelle hopes to catch at a "quiet hours" screening for the neurodivergent among us. Married at First Sight is back on Peacock and has us asking the tough questions like
Weekend At Jannik's (w/ Tony Hagen)
Put those brows on nice and HIGH because we have the host of The Gay Tennis Podcast Tony Hagen joining us on the show to walk us through his magical day of Wimbledon men's semifinals, large totes, and posh dreams with Michelle, fresh from Amsterdam and a birthday dinner on 4 hours sleep. And there is a lot to unpack. Hobnobbing with British military, famous hawk owners, and local mums wit
You Queues, You Lose (w/ Jamie Lee & Dan Acton)
This is an exciting episode of the show as we welcome two of our favorite guests... starting off with Dan Acton, who, despite what you may have read, will not put a dentist coat on for cash. He joins Michelle to unpack her day from hell, including getting hit by a bike and falling in front of an audience. Luckily Mich has a bright FINN DOM future ahead (or so she hopes), but will it be in
What Future? (w/ Dan Acton)
Back from his trip to Brazil, Dan Acton is here to recap the road to Brazil and all the joys of traveling through one of the most beautiful places on Earth with waves that will literally rip the glasses from you head. This is an episode CHOCK FULL of info: Going to World Cup games to meet "hunks"... assuming StubHub hasn't scammed you out of tickets, on the other hand "singlemaxxing," unk
Altadena Menzel (w/ Ellie Kemper)
Is there any better way to kick off a morning or any time of day then listening to Queen of both Comedy & KOHL'S Ellie Kemper? Michelle (writing this) argues no! Ellie sits in her finest bistro chair to join Michelle for an almost academic discussion about comedian genetics, musical theatre high school, FORENSICS (trigger warning for those sick of it, note that Ellie had never heard o
Puttin' Off The Ritz (w/ Bryan Safi)
Give his regards to (off)-Broadway!! It's star of stage and screen Bryan Safi, whose show Are You Mad At Me? is making its off-B debut this summer at the Here Arts Center! And imagine that a man of so many talents took a weekend out of his busy schedule to travel with Mich to Mexico City! An amazing town where wonderful meals are the standard, hotels are pristine, the people are perfect,
Montezumba's Revenge (w/ Rachel Lindsay)
What a joy to welcome the all-time greatest Bachelorette & podcast maven Rachel Lindsay to the show. And if there's one thing we love about Rachel... she never holds back. Not when it comes to her very public divorce, her lack of a pre-nup, the Bachelorette group chat, her upcoming book, and dating much younger men. The glow never lies, honey! Too many things to even recap - growing u
Liquid. Solid. Gas. Frosty. (w/ Bridger Winegar)
Imagine having one of the greatest minds in comedy on your show and then spending the hour unpacking what matter a Wendy's Frosty consists of. That's exactly what happens today as host of the brilliant I Said No Gifts podcast Bridger Winegar joins a hyped Mich in-studio for this and so much more. Including a live, on-air taste test of one of the most horrific abominations we've ever laid
Pompeii, You Slay (w/ Mamrie Hart)
Michelle will own that she is so over-the-moon excited for her guest today - lovingly called The Funniest Person On Earth - her ADHD takes over and she literally can't shut the f**k up. Yes, folks, MAMRIE HART from the This Might Get Weird podcast joins us in the world's coldest studio for an hour of literal guffaws amongst friends. On the non-exisent outline: Hairless dogs gone wild, Hol
The Jealousy Chip (w/ Jackie Schimmel)
What happens when two women cut from the same DNA cloth gather together in a Beverly Hills podcasting studio? Magic, that's what. Queen of The Bitch Bible Jackie Schimmel joins the show, a sort of North Star for Michelle who steadies the ship of morality and designer outlet sales. If you've ever wanted to listen in to a coånversation of women weighing the pros and cons of being a kind per
Feud For Thought (w/ Bryan Safi)
If ever there is a time to celebrate, it's when comedian, off-Broadway star and top-tier Patron Bryan Safi @bryansafi stops by to shower us with a laugh that warms the heart and a spirit that soothes the soul. He's one of those guests where nothing is planned, and then the perfect episode slowly unfolds. Tales from Michelle's local post office, where a postman is either shaming
I Gotta Micro! Outta My Way! (w/ Brian Moylan)
Michelle is thrilled to welcome resident Bravo expert Brian J. Moylan (of Substack fame!) back to the show, as there is MUCH to discuss. One of our favorite topics, Disney Adults, is back on the scene, as Michelle and Brian unpack the psychology behind it and, naturally, Soon-Yi's Mickey Mouse watch. Brian sees the new James Cameron/Billie Eilish 3-D film, in which even special effects ca
It's A Beautiful Day In The Daughterhood (w/ Peru Flores)
My GOD the twists and turns of this episode with our beloved Peru! Now, before you hit play, a few things to note: Some serious topics are discussed, including TherapyJeff (barf) and his suggestions of a hotline for those considering sexual assault, and a deep dive on the latest viral The Cut article where a friend cuts another friend off for discovering WEGOVY in her fridge. (Eating diso
The Stiles Section (w/ Julia Stiles)
It is our favorite kind of episode, where Michelle gets to welcome back to the show her longtime college friend who just happens to be a beloved actress Julia Stiles. And we're not sure if it was the studio they were in or the residual margarita effects from a karaoke birthday party, but these two open up new avenues into their friendship this hour by doing what they rarely do: Discussing
Cancel & Regretel (w/ Molly Mulshine)
Michelle has a light cold, but this doesn't this episode from KICKING OFF with one of our favorite co-hosts, comedian and New Jersey native Molly Mulshine! There is so much to unpack: Louis CK is headlining the Netflix Is A Joke festival, leading Molly to make an admission we really wish weren't the case. The ladies dip a toe into Ladies of London, specifically Missé's mole, which ha
Never Apologize (w/ Norman Baker)
What a true honor to welcome Michelle's friend, former colleague and star of The Wendy Williams Show (and his viral Instagram @thenormanbaker!) Norman Baker to the show for an hour of daytime TV chat that asks the classic question: What happened to Daytime?! Outside of reminiscing about Norman's former boss and their idol Wendy Williams and Michelle's former co-host and their idol Whoopi
Apoca-Lips Now (w/ Elizabeth Day)
The Michelle Collins Show is about to get a lesson in elegance and class with our guest Elizabeth Day, host of the hit podcast How To Fail, author of the best-selling book One Of Us, and notably, Michelle's equally tall, hilarious and brilliant friend. They met where all great friendships begin... at Bravocon, where it only took 2 bucket-sized dirty martinis and a love
You’ve Got Alpha Male (w/ Dylan Carlino)
What a literal pleasure to chat with breakout comedian star Dylan Carlino (@DylanPCarlino). Dylan and Michelle immediately bond over the thing a that truly matter: Plastic surgery, chest hair, sober dating and retail employment. We get to know his origin story, from Portland to Austin TX and their love of “hot uglies.” Michelle attempts to lure Dylan into the world of reality television,
My 600lb Horse Life (w/ Abby Holland)
Michelle joins us live from New York in the middle of a whirlwind week, starting with launch parties replete with swag that somehow healed her childhood and Hillstone lunches where she (accidentally) undermined a co-workers salad orders, and dreams coming true of seeing her face on a Times Square billboard alongside convincing ads to visit Thailand. Meanwhile, Abby Holland joins live from
30 Seconds To Yum (w/ Adam Rippon)
It's the most highly anticipated collab of the year... when our friend and OFFICIAL Olympics Correspondent for The Michelle Collins Show Adam Rippon comes on the show to unpack and divulge oh so much about this year's Milan Cortina Games 2026. Don't let the ominous crow visit at the top of the episode fool you, there is so much to celebrate in this episode: Michelle taking Adam to one of
WE'RE BACK: And Just Like Hat (w/ Bryan Safi)
Hi! Michelle here. I've been cranking out daily episodes over on Patreon.com/michcoll, and realized I have not tended to you, my beloveds, in a minute. So hi!! Today's episode with Bryan Safi was so funny that I thought you know, this might be a good time to remind everyone that I'm still alive and doing my thing. So enjoy this episode, and if you like, go subscribe to the show which is a
Forbes' 44 Under 44 (w/ Taylor Strecker)
Love this episode? Michelle does DAILY episodes that you can sample over at her Patreon! Patreon.com/michcoll. Free trial available and you can listen to all episodes on the podcast platform of your choice. If you're missing out on daily laughs, this is your answer, and yes this is Michelle writing this love you all xoxoxoWhat a true delight welcoming one of the hardest working girls in s
Synchronized Podding (w/ James Cooper)
Hi everyone! Enjoy this free episode of The Michelle Collins Show! To hear episodes every day, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial. You can also see Michelle on part 2 of her Big Natural Tour, coming to NYC, Nashville, Cincinnatti, Boston, St. Louis, DC and more. MichelleCollinsLive.com.Get your best Hennes & Mozart shirt on, because this show is about t
The Shawlshank Redemption (w/ Dan Acton)
Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! And head to MichelleCollinsLive.com to snag tickets to The Big Natural Tour and www,patreon.com/michcoll to listen to Michelle's show every day.You have no idea the amount of twists and turns that await you on this Midnight Snack. Dan Acton opens the show with rugburns on his face, but we promise they're for reasons you will NEVER guess. Thick ne
FREE SNACK: Nope-ray Lose-frey (w/ Dan Acton)
This is the free version of this week's Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll Come closer so we can stroke your arm and hold your hand as Dan Acton and Michelle walk you through this Golden Globe nominated episode. Michelle nearly gets nabbed by Dutch customs in a very Bourne-like premise starring her and 3 humongous suitcase, while D
FREE SNACK: The Talented Mr. Gen Z (w/ Dan Acton)
Enjoy this free episode of Midnight Snack! To listen to it in its entirety, head to patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial.This episode is a less a snack and more a MEAL as so many cloches are whipped away to reveal things you need to hear! Michelle is joined by Dan, and the episode kicks off with a hilarious tale of thinking you're in a private showing of a film, only to have i
FREE SNACK: Michaelankelo (w/ Dan Acton)
This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To hear the entire episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial!It's an XXL edition of Midnight Snack this week, with Dan Acton and Michelle HYPED UP on some early AM CAFFEINE and ready to GIVE. In typical SNACK fashion, we unpack our deepest childhood traumatic memories all stemming from a flea market circus. (South F
FREE SNACK: A Whole Lotto Drama (w/ Dan Acton)
To hear the full episode plus daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show, sign up for a free trial at patreon.com/michcoll. We promise you will love it! Now the the blurb:It's been a minute since Dan and Michelle have reunited to chat, and they don't even know where to begin. From this phantom child's energy that's been following Michelle around all week, to Dan's first foray into men's
The Hazardous Hole: A Halloween Special (w/ Mamrie Hart)
Hi Midnight Snackers! We are doing daily episodes of The Michelle Collins Show (as well as Midnight Snacks!) over on www.patreon.com/michcoll. Head over to sign up for a free trial, the content is flowing. Please enjoy this free episode with hilarious guest Mamrie Hart! It's a HALLOWEEN MIRACLE!! As The Michelle Collins Show welcomes one of the funniest to walk the Earth Mamrie Hart, of
The One Year Anniversary Special! (w/ Abby Holland)
To celebrate a year of her mogul era, this episode of The Michelle Collins Show is free! To hear more episodes of this and Midnight Snack, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll to sign up for a free trial and to also watch video of this episode. Thank you all for a fabulous year!How has it already been a year?! (Minus one day?) To celebrate what has genuinely been the most fun year in recent m
FREE SNACK: Some Questions Asked (w/ Dan Acton)
FIRSTLY: We're cracking the case as to why the connection was so-so this episode. Know that things like this drive Michelle (typing) legitimately INSANE, and will be remedied for next week. SECONDLY: The episode still does what it needs to do! Dan is a regular Nalgene Kelly, we touch ever-so-lightly upon the Lizzo suit, we get the LOWDOWN on FLUTES, reminisce about the alcohols we're alle
FREE SNACK: Lick the Bowl Clean (w/ Dan Acton)
This is the free episode!! To hear the full episode, go to Patreon.com/michcollMidnight Snack is an appropriate title for this week's episode as Michelle (Collins) and Dan (Acton) discuss the trials and tribulations of disgusting eaters, stemming from an upsetting yogurt bowl licking incident we'd like to never think about again. (Too late.) Plus, remember Gchat? The days of the past, we
FREE SNACK: Snack 2: The B-Sides (w/ Dan Acton)
This is the free episode! To listen to the whole thing, plus bonus episodes, head to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial!Dan Acton is back! So of course, Michelle does need to fill him on on yet more cruise details, like my Dad being "called on down" for the on-board Price is Right, or my Mom involving herself in a mini-feud with the on-board singer? Take your pick! What
FREE SNACK: Eve's Dirty Children (w/ Dan Acton)
Sure, it's a vacation week, but new shows are still coming your way, starting with this Midnight Snack with our guy Dan Acton who joins Michelle on a deep dive into Nordic culture, mainly haunted trolls, and a biblical tale that makes one realize the one thing the Bible was missing? Supernanny.To listen to the entire episode, head over to patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial
Edible Derangements (w/ Dan Acton)
What better way to wrap the week up then by discussing people's TYPES. In the case of Dan's crush, it's the Cryptkeeper! (To clarify: It's not Dan.) Michelle swears she's over her haircut but insists on telling one last trimmy tale including a shallow dive into the world of Edible Arrangements. The theme of this week's listener advice is I Hate (Blanks) Partner, and they dig all the way i
Yam Yam, Thank You Fam (w/ Yam Yam Arocho & Dan Acton)
It's a Midnight Snack EVENT this week as we welcome arguably the most hilarious, deserving and charming player to ever win the game of Survivor... it's YAM YAM!! Live from San Juan, Puerto Rico! In this exclusive interview, Michelle gets to ask her most burning Survivor questions... most of them toilet-related, but not ALL... and it's guaranteed you will learn something about the man, the
Married to the Blob (w/ Dan Acton)
This is the free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll!Lots of tales rounded out by reader advice sums up this Midnight Snack quite nicely, as Dan Acton and Michelle unpack some truths and also myths. Michelle regales with a tense, edge of seat lost cell phone story, tearing labels off beer bottles, an
FREE SNACK: Hanger Issues (w/ Dan Acton)
This is a mini free version of Midnight Snack! To listen to the entire episode and for even more daily content, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll!Ever hang out with someone who is hangry? How do you deal? Michelle kicks off this week's star-studded episode (guest Dan Acton) by delving into this scenario. And to make things worse? You're being TIMED. WITH TROUT DIP NEARBY. We're anxious ju
FREE SNACK: To Be Or Air BnB (w/ Dan Acton)
To listen to the full episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollHere it is. The famous recap of Michelle's LFD (Last Friday Debacle) with the one and only Dan Acton. First, Dan recounts a calf-hearted run-in with his elderly neighbor that ended up involving 90 percent of Brooklyn's NYPD. Then... a hell portal opens in North Italy as Michelle f
Celebrity Sex Tales (w/ Dan Acton)
This is the free version! To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollThis week, Michelle forces Dan to listen to her tales of haircuttery (and yes, she thinned it again and ruined it!), Dan invites a local stranger to his birthday party and the guy DOESN'T slaughter everyone, Michelle throws her hat into the ring to becom
FREE SNACK: The Altimate Betrayal (w/ Dan Acton)
To listen to the entire episode and get new content every day, sign up for a free trial at Patreon.com/michcollA truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course not! The
FREE: Sauce Queens (w/ Dan Acton)
Want to listen to the whole episode and get new content every day? Head over to Patreon.com/michcoll for the Free Trial!A truuuuly stupid hour of your two favorite podcast hosts Michelle Collins and Dan Acton! Why has Dan become immersed in the world of Reverse Scamming? And why has Michelle become addicted to cutting inches off of her hair every day over the sink? Are they OK?! Of course
FREE MOM EP: Go For The Gould (w/ Judy Collins)
This week's Hello Everybody tier MOM EP is free! If you enjoy this, know that we do one of these per week and many consider it their lone form of therapy. Sign up now at Patreon.com/michcoll In a first, Michelle hosts this AME (All Mom Ep) from her bed as the illness continues, welcoming her mom Judy live from Miami for some extremely passionate debates. We weigh in on the last season of
FREE: 200: Rise of an Empire (w/ Dan Acton)
To listen to the full episode, head over to Patreon.com/michcoll!It's our 200th episode of Midnight Snack!!! Grab ur nearest slice of "celebratory pie" as Dan Acton and Michelle (Collins) with the absolute usual! Dan goes to a play, Michelle is physically battered by her 85lb luggage and then discovers where the "suits" of Amsterdam work, the loss of the art of handwriting, and for those
FREE: Queen Eye for the Lord Guy (w/ Dan Acton)
To listen to the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll and sign up for a free trial! You can catch up on all past episodes too. Netflix, are you listening? Dan Acton and Michelle prove that sometimes words speak louder than actions in this aphore-mentioned episode which we promise makes more sense than this sentence. We delve further into the mystery pooper haunting New York
FREE VERSION: Florence and the Michelles (w/ Dan Acton)
To hear the full episode, head over to www.patreon.com/michcoll then sit back and enjoy!It's a late night episode for Michelle Collins and Dan Acton this week, as they do a deep dive into the "Business Insider" story rattling the American community at large: The NYU student who hated her Italian study abroad experience. But other questions are posed... what kind of boss is Michelle? Will
FREE: The Sheer Shade Of It All (w/ Dan Acton)
FREE VERSION! To hear the full episode, sign up for a free trial at www.patreon.com/michcoll Draw those sheer shades and get comfortable for this week's spicy episode of The Snack, in which Dan runs into a giant coincidence, debating casual catch-up runs, who dictates a schedule when traveling with a group, doling cough drops otu to theater audiences, good deeds going unpunished, when foo
A Lot of Pee for a Little Dog (w/ Jason Ikeler)
Sometimes an episode is so fun, you have to release it for free to the public for free to let the non-subscribers know what they're missing on a daily basis! This is one such episode. Michelle is joined by her friend and media mogul Jason Ikeler to unpack the massive suitcase she's planning on bringing to his Brooklyn abode: Pee-shaming dogs, nearly dying in a lake in your vintage Saturn,
I Am Ham (w/ Dan Acton)
The last episode recorded on dial-up wifi is upon us! (BEAR WITH US, this kills me more than you, I hate it!) The episode opens with a 10-minutes breakdown of what it's like to accidentally over-order tapas as a single professional on the go. It's over an hour of pure lunacy as Michelle realizes she may have vacationed TOO LONG and hasn't talked to a single human being ALL DAY, not even a
Are We on Planet Sh*t Eaters? (w/ Dan Acton)
No, seriously, I'm asking ARE WE? Michelle Collins (hi) and Dan Acton join forces this week to do one of their favorite things: Tearing the NY Times a-f**king-part. Specifically when it comes to their "helpful" questionnaire of financial questions to ask people you're dating. (You may call them "earners.") Plus: Luddites??? What's their deal?! (They can't even read this.) Is she grinnin?
Missed Manners (w/ Dan Acton)
It's another RECORDED in the MIDDLE of the NIGHT episode with Michelle and Dan, and listener, she is HYPED tha F*CK UP over New York Magazine's rage-inducing new etiquette rules. Did Michelle take the bait? Absolutely! And happily. This hour is dedicated mostly to unpacking some of these insane behavioral demands. Also controversial opinions about Patti Lupone, gritty hand-soap purchasers
Avatar 3 (w/ Dan Acton)
Avatar is not mentioned once this episode, however it's "extended run time" is longer than My Cousin Vinny so it felt RIGHT. Michelle Collins and Dan Acton record this week's show at ACTUAL Midnight (at least Michelle does as she is in Amsterdam.) Michelle doing her usual: reminiscing about meeting HBO's biggest STAR at an LA BBQ, her favorite BAIES-ic bitch candle, eye contact... while D
Suspicious Grandma & the Busybody Aunt (w/ Dan Acton)
It's our LONGEST SNACK EVER (for those Patrons out there!) and after Michelle's cruise, these two have a lot to catch up on. Secret cruise swinging, immoral pineapple chunks, and a tense argument over the Wizard of Oz sees wine-fueled tension turn into many an LOL as Dan and Michelle also unpack a HEAP of gossip. Do you say thank you to Siri? And at what point do you just butt the hell ou
Sexsomniacs (w/ Dan Acton)
You'll want at least 6 pounds of vintage clothing after this week's scintillating, bordering on OnlyFans level episode, as Michelle and Dan sleepwalk us through this week's Sex Diaries which absolutely, 100 percent happened and wasn't written by a laid off Sassy Magazine employee. Plus... cobalt allergies, a fight over art parties, and... is it possible.... we closed NOMA?!?! All this and
Countdown to Midnight (w/ Dan Acton)
It's our first SNACK of 2023! Dan and Michelle are in a fine mood and recap their New Year's Eves for each other, replete with drinking, tuxedos, donut-bellied gowns, and sadly no SEAL COATS. The fireworks continue with a lil menu review, the legacy of Barbara Walters, the efficacy of self-help books and INTENTION in the new year, and of course... ADVICE (about elderly attention hogs.) Ne
BONUS EP: Who Needs 'Em? (w/ Judy Collins aka Mom)
It's our last Michelle Collins Show of 2022, so in the spirit of generosity, we're releasing it to the masses! And who better to ring out the old year than Michelle's beloved mother Judy Collins. From revealing a hot celebrity chef blind item, to rings lost in age old toilets, from Costco diamonds to lying Long Island congressmen, and even child literacy rates and the United Nations' park
A Midnight Snack Xmas Snacktaculor (w/ Jeffery Self)
It's CHRISTMAS!! And there's only one person Michelle wants to spend it with... Jeffery Self! An actual living angel on Earth, comedian, actor and host of the must-right-now-download podcast Breakfast Buffet (with Cole Escola). So who has it better during the holiday season: Christians or Jews? They battle it out (with hilarious words and love) and unpack what their childhood holidays wer
Check? Mate. (w/ Dan Acton)
It's a supersized edition of Midnight Snack, where Dan and I are here for YOU. It's almost Christmastime! And how better to celebrate then with your two negroni/wine-soaked faves, who sort of get into it this week over Mich's fave topic: Checkiquette. (Check etiquette.) We dig into feelings on some standard dating topics but Mich also vents "behind the paywall." Plus STARBUCKS SECRETS! Ha
I Could Get Used To This! (w/ Dan Acton)
To hear the full episode, sign up here: http://patreon.com/michcollThis week! Michelle and Dan tackle the wonderful world of dating. Is it appropriate to show up to a date arms laden with Macy's bags? (ps Michelle did NOT do this.) What about googling a date's high school and asking him about the rampant defenestration? And for our Patrons! We go waist deep into your listener questions. D
Freebie Buffet (w/ Dan Acton)
It's a Midnight Snack Thanksgiving Miracle! That miracle being that we're giving you a brand new ep to listen to round the dinner table as your family keeps saying "what is this?" and "please we haven't seen you in a year turn it off." Michelle and Dan go deep on their Thanksgiving plans, which leads Michelle down a wormhole of Souplantation memories. They delve into Tár, pot psychosis, K
"About to Have Fun" (w/ Dan Acton)
It's an XXL EP of Midnight Snack live from the confines of Michelle's parents' kitchen! You asked and so we delivered, yet another episode where Mich has her wine, Dan his negronis, as they unpack a slew of conundrums: where to sit on a date, fatphobic friends?, Christmas party decorum, terrible in-law gifts, dress codes, and perhaps the greatest conundrum of all.... Dan has never seen Sp
Billion Dollar Baby (w/ Dan Acton)
Has waking up at 6AM for 2 weeks in a row affected Michelle's brain function? We find out the answer to all this and more on this week's ep, as Dan and Michelle unpack their future as very very wealthy people (manifesting), whether or not that "looks good on them," table-side etiquette, and a brunch so magical you'll have to hear it to believe it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f
Ya Sheel Me? (w/ Dan Acton)
WE ARE BACK. With so much new information and accents this week you won't even know we were gone! Michelle and Dan hit the ground running with a deep dive on the most haunting gargoyle of them all.... the Sheela Na Gig. Which understandably leads to a recap of England's most normal reality show, My Massive C**k, living with ghosts, MOGULING and oh so much more on this long-awaited return
The Michie Lewis Telethon (w/ Dan Acton)
Michelle and Dan are back with lots of updates including a possible assault in the Funny Girl audience and which famous American author hit on Michelle’s mom, but also some POD NEWS and exciting things to come. More content you say? Head over to https://www.patreon.com/join/michcoll to support ur faves and stay updated on this new chapter!! Xo Mich & Dan Hosted on Acast. See acast.co
Meeting of the MichColls (w/ Michelle Collins)
We are LIVE from the London Podcast Festival, where Michelle and Dan lift the spirits of a country in mourning. The first podcast in King Charles' England features banter about their British doppelgängers and the meaning of narrow hot dog feet. Then a moment for the history books when Michelle meets the talented English actress Michelle Collins to unpack their life journeys with the same
Lil Nerve X (w/ Justin Long)
This week Michelle and Dan spill the English tea about Dan’s trip across the pond for the London Podcast Festival (and despite what you may have heard, Dan did NOT cause the Queen to kick the bucket). After discussing which cartoon character is more bangable—Goofy or Foghorn Leghorn—they regale us with tales of a pianoless piano bar, flirty banter AKA fla’ah, and Michelle getting “assligh
From Bunkers to Bathhouses (w/ Ashley Ray-Harris)
London! It’s almost time for your Live Midnight Snack with Michelle Collins and … Michelle Collins (and Dan Acton)! Get your tickets now for the opening weekend of the London Podcast Festival. This episode Mich and Dan dish up the right amount of restaurant pet peeves - including questionable drizzles and chicken of the sea callbacks. It's an episode recorded AT midnight which can only m
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