Retrograde Amnesia: Comprehensive JRPG Retrospective

Skies of Arcadia | E23: C is for Kill [The Lynx] Nov 9, 2026 01:04:20 Real sailors aren't afraid of the unknown. Before listening to this episode, you wouldn't know about us presenting the Moon Crystal to our new lady friend, realizing Bellena either is or isn't who we thought she was or wasn't, feeling the burn of deception, putting an end to all wars, tripping during a desperate escape sequence, performing sexy mischief, borrowing sound effects from Johnny Quest,

Skies of Arcadia | E22: Other Raiders of Lost Arks [Temple of Pyrynn] Nov 2, 2026 50:34 We're flying across an idyllic vision of unspoiled wilderness. While taking in the sights, we're also flickering torch shadows with rapid texture maps, log rolling on barrels like (?) Donkey Kong, fighting tiki men chest guardians, killing turd transporters, massaging Chris' noodle, squaring off against Zivilyn Bane, turning lava into rocks with water, giving up on weapon colors, using a spine as

Skies of Arcadia | E21: Stranded Bumpkin Protagonist Folk [Maramba, Part II] Oct 26, 2026 01:11:10 It's been a while since we've had time to relax. Kick back while we're wondering why we have to ride a creature, going forth and seeking our fate, falling asleep right after work, ignoring a map and getting lost in a small sewer, realizing everything takes forever, patronizing a fortune teller, featuring Dr Robotnik's cousin, consuming spicy loqua, examining the dancer archetype, staying to watch

Skies of Arcadia | E20: It Gets Everywhere [Maramba, Part I] Oct 19, 2026 59:51 Young desert traveler, stay a moment and listen to what I have to tell you. We have tales of voyaging through a concept art vision quest, subscribing to a moon science belief system, learning what money does, discovering a wandering bowl of water, saving sand in a bottle, abandoning the party, not drinking today, thinking this town would be bigger, staying hydrated, accounting for ventilation, los

Skies of Arcadia | E19: She Doesn't Know Your Deeds [To The Desert] Oct 12, 2026 57:47 A man who lives by the skies? There is nothing more honorable than that. Well, except for breaking up with dad, telling mom goodbye, renewing the spirit of adventure, vowing to find all of the Moon Crystals, starting Fina at level 1, knitting for the whole game, cooking lunch with our eyes closed, being the guy who everyone is talking about, beating Domingo to discoveries, receiving the Black Spot

Skies of Arcadia | E18: Danny DeVite [Adventure Embarkation] Oct 5, 2026 55:27 If you can heal a boat, you can kill a boat. After we realized that, we tried slipping through the door by the skin of our teeth, liberating treasure that could help the needy, asking Fina about her "mission," calling upon 666, interpreting sketches of an ancient civilization, learning of The Rains of Destruction, favoring moon-based lore, setting out on a crystal quest, tolerating an annoying pet

Skies of Arcadia | E17: Terminator Hard Walk [Upper Valua & Rail Car] Sep 28, 2026 01:04:24 If the gate closes, we're all dead. To break through, we'll have to practice looking through the looking glass, overselling the aristocracy, commissioning a silver toilet, lying about our family, eating delicious white bread, seeing a train for the first time, face-planting after a bridge leap, considering the Train Level, fighting on top of a moving train, taking off the cape, hard-walking for a

Skies of Arcadia | E16: Mother, Of Course This Country is Wrong [The Rescue] Sep 21, 2026 01:05:05 Why do you not rejoice with us? What's stopping you, and also us, from proceeding through the shitpipe, placating the lower class with public executions, killing the warden of spells, taking no prisoners, entering a secret sewer room, seeing a train for the first time, telling mother this country is wrong, making the empress too mean, expanding the meaning of "impossible," verbally whipping anothe

Skies of Arcadia | E15: Chalky Piss / Pissy Chalk [Catacombs] Sep 14, 2026 01:02:10 If you don't like my ship, you can find yourself another one. While you're looking for it, listen to us as we're making dad pay for the hotel room, relaxing after a hard day, finding a dialogue divergence point, making decisions swiftly, clasping hands to boost up a jumper, chasing a pervert across rooftops, pooping straight into hell, completing the countdown to sewer, knowing there's always a wa

Skies of Arcadia | E14: Deranged Shitheads [Lower City Valua] Sep 7, 2026 01:06:43 Soup or power, take your pick, what do you want? Perhaps, instead, you would prefer meeting the roster of villains, capturing a citizen of the silver civilization, labeling a pervert, imagining more One Piece comparisons, confining the less fortunate to Lower City, smelling like garbage, drawing bold lines between two classes, meeting the local Big Bag Rascal, refusing to collect trash, losing ano

Skies of Arcadia | E13: I Don't Even Have a Wife [Heading to Valua] Aug 31, 2026 56:50 Never take your hands off the wheel until we have come to a complete stop. And before you decelerate, listen to us forgetting Blackbeard was a real guy, trying to remember orally recited directions, trying our very best to figure out ship battles, determining what sort of code a black pirate has, applying the Captain's Stripe, forgetting critical game mechanics, ramming the Little Jack into a cany

Skies of Arcadia | E12: This Place is a Place [Sailor's Island, Part II] Aug 24, 2026 53:07 May the moons guide you in your journey. If that doesn't work, we'll guide you into figuring out Eric is attracted to ladies with green elbow-length gloves, receiving a blown kiss, facing Justice Under God, bestowing merchants with names, learning of the Harpoon Cannon, stealing a guy's money, wearing a dumb guy hat, projecting big dreams on such a little fellow, finding a message in a bottle on a

Skies of Arcadia | E11: Could Be a Dynamite Cop [Sailor's Island, Part I] Aug 17, 2026 58:04 I can already tell, this place is lots of fun. If podcasts can be places, we're consulting the large map, meeting a GameCube doctor without borders, mixing pirate fiction with anime, picking up a game-spanning collection initiative, browsing the list of criminals, leaning like an asshole, rolling on the floor laughing, discovering oddities for money, talking about various things, including backgro

Skies of Arcadia | E10: A Whale Teeth Conversation [Drachma and the Little Jack] Aug 10, 2026 01:05:26 I pray that the moons watch over you everywhere you go. I also pray that you listen to us talking to the walls that are falling apart, losing Ben the Lookout, making sure we keep knitting, letting Alan fix everything, yearning to topple an empire with a tiny boat, driving my shitboat into danger, dropping in a sky whale, remembering how Chris feels about whales, absorbing a mechanical gut punch, p

Skies of Arcadia | E9: The Embrace of Mommy [Armada Attack] Aug 3, 2026 59:07 When I die, I want to die in my own home. Ideally while listening to podcasts hosts wondering if piracy is "work," loosening up a little, letting the bodies rot in the sun, measuring a league, donning the quarterback coat, relating Alfonso to Rowd, leaving Granny in the house, polluting vase water, going through Jessica's drawers, thanking the Moons, taking daddies away, punishing piracy with deat

Skies of Arcadia | E8: Moonstones are Wifi [Shrine Island] Jul 27, 2026 01:07:59 No one in their right mind would go near the place. This explains why we're climbing a ladder to watch the sunset, aspiring to sail beyond that sunset, debating the moons' effect on brain chemical water, witnessing a shooting star that is also a moon, god blessing the xylophone, wasting Chris' time with crystals, denying ice the color purple, playing with perspective, yearning to shove water out o

Skies of Arcadia | E7: A Good Barbara [Pirate Isle, Part II] Jul 20, 2026 01:06:50 People will notice how you behave in certain situations, which is why we're slandering Nancy Reagan, rifling through our dad's office, accessing the secret bookshelf, learning how to be a swashbuckler, raiding the emergency supplies, freshening up to reboot the day, yup'n it up, having a Vector-off, playing hide-and-seek, seeking a pervert hole, wondering if we have electricity, consuming pickled

Skies of Arcadia | E6: Sensual Pans Around the Treasure [Pirate Isle, Part I] Jul 13, 2026 51:11 If you believe anything that I say, please believe these topics of discussion: stomping in through the dirt door, admiring all of our booty, coming to count and value belts, sliding down the pole, yearning for the home port, turning that bottle upside down, being a good-for-nothing husband, buying crystals from a crystal lady, seeking dad's back door, having night-water on standby, realizing Mom h

Skies of Arcadia | E5: Flashback to Future World [Albatross] Jul 6, 2026 01:04:44 You don't have to worry about us, we're Blue Rogues. Free yourself from your anxieties as we're disconnecting our sleeves at the elbow, further refining the Codes of the Blue Rogues, telling a lady her name sucks, wearing weirdass clothes, waking up in Solaris, experiencing a concussed vision, connecting advanced texture patterns to apocalyptic scenarios, sucking in the year 2000, explaining Air P

Skies of Arcadia | E4: Failson Motherboy [Alfonso's Dreadnaught] Jun 29, 2026 01:05:57 Where there's treasure, there will be Air Pirates. And there we'll be, loading boot screens, gathering the juggalos, indicating the implications of mismatched beard and hair, propelling an airship with magic, dramatically floofing hair, issuing a concussive blast, swinging across ships like Tarzan, changing weapon colors, bringing a gun to a sword fight, taking inventory or JRPG Dynes, roping in f

Skies of Arcadia | E3: Earnest Good Stuff [Contemporary Reception & Legacy] Jun 22, 2026 01:46:02 Hi. For our third and final Background Information Episode, Ty and Aidan, the hosts of Fun Factor, join us for an hour to flip through magazine reviews of Skies of Arcadia! All four of us are capping out RPG visuals at 8/10, receiving Golden Man location information, misunderstanding Duke Nukem's wants and needs, running the triple negative olympics, borrowing ideas from Final Fantasy, gibbering l

Skies of Arcadia | E2: A Well-Known Ninny [Promotional Media] Jun 15, 2026 58:39 Well, it's time for part two (of three!) of our background information blast for Skies of Arcade. To become legends, we're detailing Skies of Arcadia's promotional media, finding a romantic and unreadable font, changing our reputation, kicking ass by the boatload, debating the pronunciation of "Valuan," riddling the skies with danger, adapting the story into manga, producing a $460 figurine, selli

Skies of Arcadia | E1: Chasing Romantic Dreams [Development History] Jun 8, 2026 01:22:03 Hello and welcome to season nine of Retrograde Amnesia, featuring Skies of Arcadia. In the first (of three) background/information episodes, we'll be talking about the game as it relates to shipping on two GD-ROMs, refusing to appear on modern digital storefronts, becoming crushed by reality, combining World War I & II military ships with the Age of Discovery, communicating with wind, citing influ

Phantasy Star IV | E30: Perfect Cosmic Horror [Finale] Jun 1, 2026 59:40 This is it! Now we determine Algo's future... our future! Before we sleep in peace, we'll be jumping into the hole, replicating a sick 1994 screensaver, appreciating an efficient end game dungeon, fighting differently colored jobbers, producing a disgusting sound, inventing Lavos, predicting a god-christ form, blowing it all at once, breathing in sword dust, entering a protective bubble, speculati

Phantasy Star IV | E29: Lifeforms Around the Hole [Planetary Tour] May 25, 2026 50:15 Wouldn't I be of some help to you? It wouldn't hurt to listen to us talking about taking party members to new planets, auditioning the fifth friend, "holding space" for a suicide pill, pinning the latest civilizational blight on the Black Energy Wave, rockin' with Raja, performing the inaugural Sad Battle, beating up my dead mentor, wailing and lamenting for an illusion, refusing to seek the power

Phantasy Star IV | E28: I'm Not Gonna Fight for No Mission! [Rykros, Part II] May 18, 2026 55:50 But what use is an invisible planet? It's not like material planets could aid us in realizing the lore is a Piccolo Situation, sealing off dimensions, returning a secret planet every 1000 years, referencing other ages of heroes, determining who/what has been "born," refusing to accept reality, realizing our hero is out over his skis, depending on Chaz to fight, rejecting an order from god, accessi

Phantasy Star IV | E27: Inching Into the Gnosticism Zone [Rykros, Part I] May 11, 2026 56:21 It looks like we're really free from any problems now. And yet we still find ourselves fondly recalling Syphon Filter, completing phase 2 of the Reshel Revival, confusing asteroids with islands, marveling at fluorescent alien geography, hiding a planet for a thousand years, stirring the hand of darkness toward a planet, orbiting like a comet, getting a fetch quest from god, feeling trapped in inve

Phantasy Star IV | E26: Consequences All Over the Place [Silver Solider, Soldier's Temple] May 4, 2026 01:03:49 The things we do seem to have consequences all over the place. One day, we will pay for the sins of slaughtering servants, traumatizing the traumatized kids with robots, blowing up mermen, getting behind the circuit, indiscriminately destroying all AI systems, realizing Rune does not acknowledge computer guys, deleting life, arguing with computer daughter, meeting a curious late game party member,

Phantasy Star IV | E25: Head Honcho [Guild Quests] Apr 27, 2026 54:19 My son is convinced that he is going to die. But you, you must live and listen to us cleaning a dirty kitchen, making wild assumptions about rice farming, comparing geographical educations, eatin' up fields, getting ate up (personally), locating porn on the bookshelf, further developing Hunters Are A Joke theory, demanding a toy sword to cure a fake illness, realizing the non-humans are the most h

Phantasy Star IV | E24: I Want to Know About Rick Ross [Gumbious Tower, Guild Quests] Apr 20, 2026 56:19 If you're happy, try everything. Everything we tried to make us happy includes getting close to feet, seeming downhearted, reducing the cost of sleeping, refusing an apology, not wanting to get involved, assaulting a temple with powerful waves of pure hate, owing thanks to a bishop, suppressing Rykros information, receiving a free speedboat from our girlfriend, shipping a three way, embracing happ

Phantasy Star IV | E23: This Place is Brains [Garubek Tower] Apr 13, 2026 56:01 Your condition has improved considerably. You're feeling so much better, you can listen to us burning down the forest, making levels out of biology and doors out of guts, failing the reverse aniki maneuver, falling asleep to a bad smell, donning vestments, defending Alien movies, suggesting hunters were fake, admiring large sprites, blowing up a temple, selling an irreplaceable weapon, Lunar'ing t

Phantasy Star IV | E22: Non-Rascal Variety [Air Castle] Apr 6, 2026 01:03:43 Why are you reincarnated like that? It's an honest question, and one that can only be answered by begging to steal a torch, absconding with a special zippo to kill a guy, learning of an air castle in asteroid space, taking credit for killing an arch villain, telling a sir he's unsteady, cleansing the unclean, beat matching a sacred rascal, fighting dinosaur head pauldrons, refusing to fear the bom

Phantasy Star IV | E21: Pope Hatted Out and Whatnot [Jut, Weapon Plant, Gumbious Temple] Mar 30, 2026 48:13 There are things here that I have no clue as to what they are. Help us engage with these strange objects while we're worshipping the flame, putting an anti-blowing string in a hat, looking for lucky finds, acknowledging home invasion, wishing god would kill Chris' house, casually insulting religion, entering the conveyor belt dungeon, spitting out repair kits, merging faith with government, intend

Phantasy Star IV | E20: You Can Suck and Be a Wizard [Esper Mansion] Mar 23, 2026 01:08:23 What a gentle looking face this statue of a woman has. And what gentle ears you have, listener, to hear us injecting life energy into sick people, confirming midi-chlorians, wearing capes from space, meeting a girl of exceptional courage, sexually harassing the nurse, spawning infinite trees that eat people, meeting another anime space princess, seeking Lutz who is also Noah, improving body and so

Phantasy Star IV | E19: Have Penguins, Have No Problems [Zoza, Climate Center, Meese] Mar 16, 2026 56:22 You shouldn't say such unscientific things. Let us us do it while we're somehow waltzing into another JRPG penguin town, "making improvements" to owls, creaming a guy, turning Chaz into a Hero Leader, buying a penguin follower, leading a breeder's life, slaughtering zombies, hearing word of man-eating trees, meeting Dark Element Lars, debating the relationship between monsters and computer, contra

Phantasy Star IV | E18: When Satan is in the Computer [Kuran] Mar 9, 2026 52:09 My head is out of whack. Solve this neural distress with us as we're growing new hands, making sure vehicles don't get cut, admiring the galaxy map, solving the button mystery, shootin' goop, greeting a treasure chest, putting Satan in the computer, wishing for greater robot lore, pitch-shifting gak, contrasting red and black, failing to fix climate chaos, keeping a special car in space, busting t

Phantasy Star IV | E17: The Androids are Dating While Everyone Else is Hunting Bears [Ryuon and Tyler] Mar 2, 2026 01:09:54 Two fists is the best situation. But you can also use two ears to hear us speaking with fire, curating creamsicle outerwear, admiring the JRPG snow town, humping a rock, speaking an untranslatable pun, identifying foundational videogame farts, going hard on Tic Tacs, huddling tight on winter nights, looking at this lot with suspicion, buying armor we already have, blowing hats off, thinking of our

Phantasy Star IV | E16: A Flamboyant Landing [Dezolis] Feb 23, 2026 55:56 What a flamboyant landing! Embrace the reentry glitz as we're always feeling like something is wrong, confusing Marvel Chrises, becoming divided over robots wearing cloaks, shorting out, feeling safe with Wren, witnessing a procession of absurdities, destroying an important temple, dragging an old man around with us, taking a "pleasure trip," guarding what's left of this place, summoning the pocke

Phantasy Star IV | E15: Absolute Unit [Zelan] Feb 16, 2026 01:01:45 Thank goodness you've revived. Now you can listen to us raising a spaceport out of the sand, losing another party member, investigating the dorms, caring for another's child, running out in a tab, remaining an influencer, sorting out the estranged families, falling into crack, slaying ooze, going to SPACE, looking at space, curing the problem, denying weather control, revealing a second teacher, e

Phantasy Star IV | E14: Anime Shadow Sadness [Nurvus] Feb 9, 2026 01:04:49 Everyone's mothers are congregating and looking sad. They're listening in as we're investigating a deadly premonition, becoming an honorable adult, withholding emotions through dark eyes, innovating narrative pain and agony through manga panels, revealing a dark backstory, checking Rune's stats, encouraging Hahn to leave, recalling videogame graves, getting inside the nucleus, making sure a robot

Phantasy Star IV | E13: The Person of Lordly Caliber [Plate System & Ladea Tower] Feb 2, 2026 56:48 I can smell the urge to fight in you. With such pungency, you're aiding us in contracting pink eye, wasting MP on a robot, naming a kid "gunner," fearing the mono-eye robot, adapting weird machine parts for androids, refusing to look at naked robot, watching Gryz express facial emotion, worshipping a heroine of yore, aggressively referencing Phantasy Star I, locating the depraved daughter, putting

Phantasy Star IV | E12: New Lore Opportunities [Land Rover & Monsen] Jan 26, 2026 01:09:52 Do you like this kind of treatment? Audio injections of us imagining what Krup "tastes like," saying mighty cheeky things, emerging from the ground, freely restoring HP/MP, worrying about Dark Force, keeping a car in our pocket, fighting things with the car, looking all over the world for a fat dog, locating the secret bakery, dealing with earthquake surge pricing, recalling 9/12/2001, learning mo

Phantasy Star IV | E11: God is Computer [Zio's Fort] Jan 19, 2026 01:01:41 Only after destruction can we create a new world. Become reborn with us as we're playing in the cave in the church, living in idleness, filling pauldrons with puss, walking the red carpet, falling through a hole, obliterating a jobber, mistaking knees for ass, pulling more characters out of Bubblegum Crisis, showcasing medical power, taking a look at our own evil selves, confronting Zio, losing a

Phantasy Star IV | E10: Cave or Lost Civilization [Guild Hall, Wreckage, Kadary] Jan 12, 2026 01:09:49 Do not run on the floor. Instead, run your ears on observing infinite lives, hearing about the troops, declining a free drink, enriching lives, rendering pixel ass, making sure they're bug ladies and not bunny ladies, splitting the cave-computer binary, tying into Phantasy Star III, decaying orbit, merging two guys into one guy, rejecting the M.E.T.A. meta, becoming annoyed at the cultists, unitin

Phantasy Star IV | E9: A Fluid Town [Nalya, Aiedo] Jan 5, 2026 01:08:03 We're ex-convicts, no one will marry us now. We're doomed to a life of observing the need to fix bridges, inhabiting a dead town, fearing dentist technology, bowling alone, refusing to trust the neighbors, Wet Banditing our own house, vomiting all over the wall, observing a fluid town, stealing husband's secret savings, losing a lot in translation, interpreting a poster, panty-raiding ourselves, s

Phantasy Star IV | E8: Bubblegum Crisis [Bio-Plant] Dec 29, 2025 01:01:45 What on earth are you, and what is this place? To figure that out, we're doing it in the Birth Valley, re-entering the Techno Drome, expanding Chris' vocabulary, touring the Porsche factory, mixing monsters with machines, creating a bioactive environment, enjoying the Professor Holt bit, referencing Nei, citing sexy lady anime, determining the cat girl origin point, upsetting mother nature, stacki

Phantasy Star IV | E7: Idiots are Special [Tonoe, Tonoe Basement] Dec 22, 2025 59:47 Somehow the body has become lighter. With your new carbon fiber ears, listen to us fading white, hiding Grandfather in the back, favoring the monger, reading lady numbers, deploying a custom animation, separating charge and information, making dirt wet for too long, accepting a Motavian party member, resolving the stone mustache, separating tears from sweat, violating a sacred area, knowing our li

Phantasy Star IV | E6: The Invention of Sephiroth [Krup, Valley Maze, Tonoe] Dec 15, 2025 01:06:02 What a pig this dog is! Before experiencing canine pork, we're finding Krup stuck in our teeth, lying about our academic career, telling people where I hurt myself today, spreading religion, leaving the cabinets open, embracing orange soda genericism, disinheriting a son, harnessing the power of CRBN, teaching kids in the home, figuring out if we're using magic, shooting meat ropes, banishing the

Phantasy Star IV | E5: Stoned After Dinner [Mile, Zema, Birth Valley, Molcum] Dec 8, 2025 01:06:59 Well, Chaz, your brain seems to work a little bit. At least enough to listen as we're speaking with the beardy-guy-vestman, swallowing a town with quicksand, adding morality to terraforming, pounding Zima, performing a community raking service, experimenting with macros, stoning everyone in town, refusing to help orphaned children, discussing mustache petrification logistics, grifting Hahn, comica

Phantasy Star IV | E4: Another Brain [Academy Basement] Dec 1, 2025 01:06:52 This monster business is no mystery after all. As we uncover the secrets, we're wondering if manga can be in color, installing headquarters in the basement, dropping multiple fishies, fingering to win, sweating to lose, producing the Venn diagram of veins and ticklers, conducting numerous brain activities, breeding monsters in the basement, teleporting before your eyes, hiding the basement situati

Phantasy Star IV | E3: Beyond Rudy [Piata, The Town of Learning] Nov 24, 2025 01:08:40 I've always wanted to go to a Town of Learning, so we can learn to make a podcast of listening. We're talking about throwing away a cake, tolling the bell, fearing The Computer, Chaz'ing a Rudy, erecting character sprites, rendering a world beyond the Genesis, locking up books, flipping through options, buzzing off, measuring the dew point, learning Chris' biggest scholastic achievement, falling v

Phantasy Star IV | E2: Genesis Mystique [Contemporary Reception & Legacy] Nov 17, 2025 01:43:16 On the second episode of our Phantasy Star IV background info, we're watching commercials in Japanese, realizing "cels" and "panels" are not interchangeable, looking at print ads, riding for Rick, revealing the dark phallus, appreciating the work of Boris Vallejo, speaking perfect french, traveling beyond history, citing The Cutting Room Floor, pacifying fans, filling batchin' samples, sleeping wa

Phantasy Star IV | E1: Love and Friendship Around the Stars [Development History] Nov 10, 2025 01:22:42 Hello and welcome to the first episode of our eighth season! We're covering Phantasy Star IV: The End of the Millennium for the next 25-to-70 weeks. On this two-parter of an intro episode, we're peeling the skin off the Fake Net, buying children a $212 videogame, charging more money for more megabits, realizing the Mega Drive was online in 1990, de-making to the NES, creating a million ports, over

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E53: Raiding the Unmentionables (Socks) [Epilogue] Nov 3, 2025 02:03:48 The game is over but the game is not over. One our final episode for season seven, we're smelling the ocean on the breeze, losing all MP, putting faith in our strength, spending our brains out, affirming Ghaleon's insanity, declaring Jessica Day, requesting an adult, creating an open door policy, realizing Luna has no idea what the hell Ghaleon was trying to do, starting Jessica's domestic educati

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E52: Idealism is Undefeated [Althena's Fortress, Part III] Oct 27, 2025 01:14:43 I am disgraced yet again. Season seven continues with us listening to a death rattle, making sure the Ocarina is in Alex's pocket, assigning jealousy as a motive, dumbing ourselves down for women, desecrating her sanctum, fighting for the ones we love, getting a little action, wishing for stronger hints, realizing girlfriend might be a bomb, confirming girlfriend must stay god, winning with the po

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E51: Better God-Policy [Althena's Fortress, Part II] Oct 20, 2025 01:10:35 Do we care about the fate of the world? Hell no. We're only concerned with exploring the wasteland of the mind, imbibing the sweet nectar of the woman kind, conquering our greatest fears (again), escaping the maze of our wretched inner-selves, living in the body of a goddess, running out of unlimited time, correcting god, beholding the power of salvation, suffering a promo endurance round, perceiv

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E50: Giving a Yank [Althena's Fortress, Part I] Oct 13, 2025 01:11:31 Even if you wanted to make this a twist, there's nowhere to twist. Before we twist it off, we're revealing the secret true identity of Laike, speaking of plot elements specifically, giving it a yank, turning into a dragon, realizing the Grindery is a Frontier machine, once again imagining a more socially conscious game, consuming sleep medication, debating the ideal final dungeon, leaving our fate

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E49: Political Power Over God [Flashbacks and Lore] Oct 6, 2025 01:13:07 Nothing can justify what he has done. Nothing except us reacting incorrectly, marrying a child, debating Ghaleon's power, exhibiting egregious Mega Man 4 opinions, decoding sunscreen, obeying out of fear and not respect, rescuing a puppy, giving up the drink, realizing Nash deserves nothing, joining in the madness, favoring self determination, referencing "new types," streaming romantic rhetoric,

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E48: My Power Pudding [Grindery, Part II] Sep 29, 2025 01:11:08 Hey kids, weird day, huh? Days like this include human men delivering victory lines, jerking off after the massage, hacking through romance with a machete, losing the cut-scene, ditching the Vader outer wear, failing to keep up with the lore, forming the N.W.O., retiring the Dragon Master gear, sleeping for three days, distinguishing pudding from a smoothie, recognizing Negative Attitude Man, susp

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E47: People Love Fulfilling Destinies [Grindery, Part I] Sep 22, 2025 01:06:54 Has anyone told you that you're gorgeous? It's true, as obvious as when we're rolling a turd, suffering a pincer attack, wishing there were anime in an anime moment, yanking off nipples, adapting dragon technology, vowing to stop a cretin, stumbling into a fairy garden, chafing at a wicked manner, laying off the goblin workforce, shopping at Home Depot, peeling back Chris' Secret Garden meta layer

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E46: The Power to Firm and Tone [Vane is Down] Sep 15, 2025 55:02 What kind of hero are you if you can't protect my balloons? Apparently the kind that likes suppressing emotion, drunken-smacking monsters, witnessing a death plunge, wondering where home is, making wings out of fluffy bugs, committing a modern hate crime, spiraling through Paxton/Pullman delirium, losing the power to firm and tone, moving into an empty house, corrupting another save file, using ma

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E45: The Time of Getting Freaky [The Grindery Starts] Sep 8, 2025 01:01:25 This is not the time to get freaky. Ears can't even do that, but they can hear us resting in a slumber of our design, witnessing a world history event, birthing the Grindery, thinking of the Death Star workers, combining steam with magic, yearning for the True Power of Vane, using a super move reluctantly, testing the limits of forgiveness, working hands to the nape of her neck, making an importan

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E44: A Hideous Flesh Bag [Ruid] Sep 1, 2025 01:01:07 This is not a place of contention. It's a place of listening, and learning while we're removing the lesbians, damseling workers, assuring the quality of our plumbing, destroying a different black dragon, growing dirt guys, talking to eggs, waiting for a heel to turn face, requiring god juice to live, seeking Althena's light, understanding the goblin plight, finding the soul of the ethos in NPCs, p

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E43: Victor Ireland Made Me Say a Slur [Talon Mines] Aug 25, 2025 01:12:22 What's up pixel perverts? Today we're blighting the surface for undesirables, rapidly switching discs, realizing the guards can hit, scraping metal out of the dirt, locating the only doctor in the world, experiencing goblin poetry, refusing to serve drinks to miners, dreaming of D Block, goofing into a slur, beating the prisoners, staring down a moral choice, changing hearts and minds, rushing the

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E42: Pooter Retained [Embarking to the Frontier] Aug 18, 2025 53:05 You're prisoners of foolish ambition. You're consumers of the pod, an episode in which we're smelling so sweetly, waiting for Kyle to say it, finally realizing what we should have known, using ass-beating thoughts as a coping mechanism, fighting out of duty, living in the present, becoming a character, deploying a maximally appropriate sound effect, executing the double betrayal, leering at a brom

INFINITE PERFECT 004: Performance Violence [Mutant League Football + Mutant League Hockey] Aug 16, 2025 54:58 Mutant League Football and Mutant League Hockey were convergence points across gross out children's toys, gratuitous video game violence, and those who dared to dream up sports games for kids who weren't especially interested in sports. But is it bad when the toilet produces more than it consumes? Eric thought about this for the last five months. It's the fourth episode of Infinite Perfect. 00:00:

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E41: Her Ass-Butt in the Water [Dragonmaster World Tour, Part II] Aug 11, 2025 01:11:04 I wanna see some skull. Down in that bone zone, we're coming up with magic city protection spells, wearing villain attire, contemplating infinity, making mother look so afraid, seeking the emasculation of self, crying in baby poop, dropping trou, becoming an honorary citizen of Lann, wearing an everybody magnet, loving Whitney Houston, building machines to travel underwater, talking to everyone ev

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E40: A Rubber Band and a Stick of Butter [Dragonmaster World Tour, Part I] Aug 4, 2025 01:24:11 Shut your sass hole, buddy. From our sass holes we bequeath denying god's light from the Frontier, showing off our new clothes to everyone in the world, learning more about Alex's Dad's Son's Sister Girlfriend, failing to show love in action, doing weird shit with butter and rubber bands, foreshadowing Nash via doomerism, continuing the denture saga, discussing tortoise turds, telling the same sto

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E39: Elemental Nostrils [Black Dragon Fortress] Jul 28, 2025 01:06:43 What man who desires to be a hero would let that happen? Us, obviously. We're bleeding out of the neck, dealing with Not My First Mind Control, tempting in the desert, saying Alex and Luna over and over, screaming into Dragon Master gear (in anime), wearing an invisible sprite hat, indulging in dragon controller irony, supposing dragons are real, consuming squid guts pasta, realizing Laike has a b

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E38: Please Understand, Pray Until You Find the Answer [Forest of Illusion + Pao + Black Dragon] Jul 21, 2025 01:05:11 Graveyard duck, give me the bag. Inside of this bag you can find us feeling the magic, repeatedly getting lost in the forest, spriting a tree differently, receiving PSP-exclusive Nash backstory, dreaming bloody murder, parting bushes like the red sea, debating the existence of god with children, learning of the nomadic lifestyle, spreading disease, stacking up powerful rugs, violating gift customs

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E37: A Turd-Sick Gnat [Myght's Tower] Jul 14, 2025 01:06:32 The time is at hand to prove the worth of your way. We'll do that by wishing Laike was plausibly nerfed, fearing a bad lore tower, navigating pipes and catwalks, throwing shit out of a magic hat, playing fart sounds, bullying our way into a second airship, buzzing around like a turd-sick gnat, yanking on a face, foreshadowing a betrayal, enforcing the law of the west, engaging in a warrior challen

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E36: Apartheid on the Moon [Tamur] Jul 7, 2025 01:31:18 No place is safe these days. Not even a podcast, unless we're attempting to define a dragon's lair, animating Phacia's sprite, realizing the bad guys want to kill god, crying at the amusement park, disappointing father, impressing mother, living in the cave forever, taking a dirt nap, threatening a corpse stomp, launching surprise arrows, stonewalling the NPCs, making out with our boyfriend, selli

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E35: Getting My Jollies [Blue Dragon] Jun 30, 2025 01:13:15 Is there a reason for these kinds of guys? Podcasters? Guys who are correcting a your/you're situation, reminding teenagers of their mortality, speculating the origin of hole floor dungeons, banging blowing and flicking, eliminating drag references, actually fixing a town, poking dead monsters with a stick, singing songs between two lovers, teleporting to the technodrome, wondering what variety of

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E34: Plum Tickled Pink [Lyton] Jun 23, 2025 01:13:57 I'm so hot to trot right now. Stay cool while we're entering a spinning picture cut-scene, falling out of the sky, stealing crashed balloon parts, disregarding mortality, beating perverted slime balls, attempting a ritual, shitting on a tradesman, regretting the fool mirror purchase, choosing bow or cane, producing kindergartener music, simulating the rocking of mother, corrupting a song with mons

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E33: The Communism Dragon [Red Dragon Cave] Jun 16, 2025 01:07:09 Why don't you come with me? I'm going to take us to a cool place…a podcast. In such a place we're becoming a Thieves Guild member, recalling petty crime stories, developing a third ulcer, spanking another bottom, maintaining the fortune teller bit, calling Ramus a "chuckoid," handing over the blueprints, indulging in floating bug science, encouraging interest in horticulture, bonus dreaming, chill

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E32: The Treasure That Cannot Be Sculpted [Damon's Tower] Jun 9, 2025 01:08:22 Knowledge is meaningless if it's not shared with others. Just like podcasts, especially when we're possessing the cornerstone that may become the foundation, confirming remastered butt crack, procuring special knowledge, wishing we were playing N.A.R.C., gaining entrance, neglecting typo correction in the remaster, loving pop quizzes, testing the power of friendship, controlling force, blowing out

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E31: New Shrew [Meryod] Jun 2, 2025 58:00 You will live forever. And you will never be alone…as long as you're listening to us fancying a brain lick, nailing non-relatives, regrettably identifying with Nash, pissing wickedly, joshin' guys, biologically challenging a pervert, referencing "♫♫ diarrhea ♫♫ diarrhea ♫♫," getting secret words in a notebook, smelling like booze, wetting a pig trough at sloppin' time, rejecting klan slogans, cons

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E30: Big Book of Suckers [Reza] May 26, 2025 01:16:15 Let the scrubbing commence. Once clean, we're deploying a burgle, only robbing the rich folks, assuming Reza's city planners were children, reading the big book of suckers, imagining "podcasting town," falling off a high horse, tangling undergarments, giving up all passions, becoming the next Chutney Dallas, looping family trees like clover, purifying the soul, feeling manly dirt, fixin' that ice

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E29: Honeymelons [To the Marius Zone] May 19, 2025 01:13:26 This is the perfect time to be drinking. With your ears. To us designing secret behavior oppression systems, using outdated language, concentrating blue hair divinity, baking "nookie cookies," wolf whistling a queen, remembering Barney violence, realizing she's jailbait, finally referencing Seinfeld, bumping off, getting rid of the magic gimp, chewing on a tongue, escalating an argument, corruptin

Lunar: Silver Star Story | E28: The Release Weasel [Nanza Barrier] May 12, 2025 01:01:02 When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you…in the form of a podcast, where we're suffering cursed mask after effects, removing a reference to childbirth, grossly misinterpreting "girl group," requiring Nash's friendship, setting out on a Dragon Quest, sleeping with the fishes, panty raiding, listening to ABBA all day long, reading a diary to go insane, spanking another bottom, over-inflating a

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