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Not Quite Dead

Not Quite Dead

Eira Major's Hanging Sloth 74 episodes Oct 28, 2026

Not Quite Dead is a vampire audio drama that follows Alfie, an A&E nurse, who is saved from a walking corpse by a centuries-old vampire named Casper. Together, they investigate the mysterious reanimated corpses plaguing Alfie's hometown. The podcast has a spin-off series called Snow Blood, which continues the story years later and is currently crowdfunding on Kickstarter.

Episodes

Safe as Houses
Safe as Houses Oct 28, 2026 28:23 IN WHICH: A starving, panicked Alfie and put-upon but indulgent Neige bring a guest to the safehouse where Alfie has been storing medical equipment. keeping him alive is complicated, for more reasons than one.Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/snow-blood/2-safe-as-houses/Get episodes EARLY and AD FREE on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosContent Warningsviolencestrong la
Dead Ringer
Dead Ringer Oct 28, 2026 24:59 IN WHICH: In between running a night club in Buenos Aires and conducting experiments to see if vampire blood can help the terminally ill, Alfie and Neige receive a series of strange calls, inspiring paranoia in Alfie and irritation in Neige.Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/snow-blood/1-dead-ringer/Get episodes EARLY and AD FREE on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosCont
Snow Blood, Coming, 28th October
Snow Blood, Coming, 28th October Oct 14, 2026 1:23 Snow Blood, a Not Quite Dead Vampire Story, is coming 28th October 2026! Listen early and ad free on Patreon at patreon.com/hangingslothstudios from 27th October. Live, Laugh, Bite. [A CAR APPROACHES]ALFIEAh, Neige![ALFIE HEADS OUTSIDE, THE CAR ENGINE BRIEFLY LOUDER BEFORE IT CUTS OUT. WAVES CRASH NEARBY] ALFIE Oh my god. You were so long, I thought you weren’t coming. NEIGEThere were people outsi
Snow Blood: A NQD Story! Crowdfunding 7th April 2026
Snow Blood: A NQD Story! Crowdfunding 7th April 2026 Mar 12, 2026 3:39 MORE SHOW, MORE VAMPIRES, COMING SOON! Find out more here.UNKNOWN CALLERMr Dellon, I have information which will be important for you. Please go to address listed in my last email; I cannot give information on phone. I know what you are, Mr Dellon. Please. [PHONE HANGS UP]ALFIEFor fuck’s sake. [THUD][A DOOR OPENS]NEIGEEverything okie? ALFIEAh, yeah. Just got another one of thos
Season Four Q&A
Season Four Q&A Nov 27, 2025 41:58 Strap in for some of the most long-winded answers to questions I've ever given; multiple times where I just start laughing; and possibly the longest outro segment I've ever done, which happened entirely by accident. Thank you SO much for all of your questions!Help me keeping making shows AND get more vampire stuff on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/cw/hangingslothstudiosAsk me your extra Qs over
Ambrosia: Bonus Minisode
Ambrosia: Bonus Minisode Oct 31, 2025 8:14 Check in with Alfie and Neige after the end of the show in this Bonus Minisode, created thanks to the wonderful folks who supported the show on Kickstarter last year. For more bonus content, consider signing up to support me on Patreon, where you'll get access to short-stories set in the NQD universe; creator's notes on episodes; ad-free access to the whole show; and more! Patreon: https://www.pat
Introducing my new show: The Twelvelms Conspiracy
Introducing my new show: The Twelvelms Conspiracy Sep 23, 2025 32:33 Cyan Goodman did not belong at Twelvelms and everyone knew it. Especially him.Find out more about the show: https://hangingslothstudios.com/twelvelms/Explore the world: https://twelvelms.wordpress.com/world/Listen to episodes early and ad free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/hangingslothstudiosEpisode Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/ttc-1-1/Content WarningsDescriptions of self-in
NQD's QnA Inbox is now open!
NQD's QnA Inbox is now open! Aug 13, 2025 0:34 Hi everyone, it’s Eira again, letting you know that the Q&A for Not Quite Dead’s fourth season is officially open! You can submit your questions at hangingslothstudios.com/qna, that’s the letters ‘q’ for queen, ‘n’ for November and ‘a’ for alpha. The QnA inbox will be open for your questions until 3rd September, 2025. I’m so looking forward to hearing what you ask, and answering all the questi
Feed Drop: The Holmwood Foundation, a modern sequel to Dracula with ghosts, conspiracies and heartfelt feelings
Feed Drop: The Holmwood Foundation, a modern sequel to Dracula with ghosts, conspiracies and heartfelt feelings Aug 6, 2025 43:58 Hey, it’s Eira! Today I’d like to introduce you to a fabulous show, the Holmwood Foundation. It’s a modern sequel to the classic Victorian gothic vampire novel, Dracula. The story follows co-workers Maddie and Jeremy who become possessed by the ghosts of Mina and Jonathan Harker. Beginning at the Holmwood Foundation, an organisation which has been studying Dracula’s remains for the last 130 years,
LV: Acts of Will & Mercy, or The Wake
LV: Acts of Will & Mercy, or The Wake Jul 23, 2025 1:05:32 Alfie risks everything to put an end to bonham’s work once and for all. What he finds is more - and less - than he bargained for. Sometimes the greatest horror is not a thing we witness or endure, but something we choose, of our own free will.Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-55Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosEpisode Content WarningsPlease bear in mind that this s
LIV: Predators
LIV: Predators Jul 16, 2025 32:51 Neige shares some essential skills, and the devastating weight of their consequences.Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-54Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1vHDCNEyEAkxOHGfIEjG2gPwOVhLdbzpxfvoR1lkwZ3I/edit?usp=sharingPatreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosEpisode Content WarningsPlease bear in mind that this show is a work of horror fiction and frequently places char
LIII: Contingency
LIII: Contingency Jul 9, 2025 32:55 Alfie muses on a place designed for vampires to live - and die - in, as Neige takes him by the hand and walks him through the past in the hopes it will illuminate their future.Transcript: https://hangingslothstudios.com/nqd-53Or: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1zsI9JGFFAgjsmLNslbXnuB1mlEL5lIyZByHNTrHTwQc/edit?tab=t.0Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hangingslothstudiosEpisode Content WarningsPl

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