Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler
Each week, Kurt Braunohler and Scotty Landes discuss strange, fascinating, and just plain bananas news from around the world. The headlines are lighthearted, unexpected, and always fun, covering topics like a delivery robot running through a crime scene or a woman who mistook a mountain lion for a stray cat. This feel-good comedy podcast often goes on the road for live shows and is a favorite among listeners during dentist visits, surgery, or even childbirth. Bananas is part of the Exactly Right podcast network, which also produces shows like My Favorite Murder and This Podcast Will Kill You.
Episodes
Ben Dancin' with Katie Nolan
Katie Nolan joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a driver that intentionally crashed into a grocery store just to use the restroom, Altadena’s last working payphone, a Nigerian man dances for 7 days to win world record and five generations of Iowa family share the same birthday! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals
Spider Sex and Bubbles
Kurt and Scotty talk about a tarantula that was going to die a virgin so his owner turned to reddit, France's record heat wave has pushed champagne levels to historic highs and how regularly going to the bar makes you healthier! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4
Crocodile Smears
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man that trained crows to snatch red hats, the peanut butter smearer attacks fair, metal detectorist find Finland’s largest viking coin hoard and a river that is home to over 500 crocodiles chosen as rowing home for Olympics! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this
Too Dumb to F*ck
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man that steals fire truck as crews battle fire at his home, your boyfriend might be too dumb for a good relationship and the mystery man who appeared on two thousand licenses after printing error! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkS
Dam Signs and Super Theives with Mo Welch
Mo Welch is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about West Seattle's only freelance beaver detective, a teacher who arranged classroom by zodiac signs and the Spiderman thief who learned tricks by working as a Power Ranger! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit
Nude Steak Soirée
Kurt and Scotty talk about a hospital report that blames patient's fart as cause for a fire in the operating room, states where you’re most likely to get struck by lightning and a Florida steakhouse allowing a classy nude dining experience! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: htt
Sweet Ants Cat Burglar
Kurt and Scotty talk about sisters that found a family photo hanging in their AirBnB, King Charles shrieked and trembled when he saw saran wrap for the first time, Michelin star restaraunter faces jail for using ants as a dessert garnish and suspect arrested after using a kitten to rob a bank! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest spo
Happiest of Hours with Kelsey Cook
Kelsey Cook Returns to Bananas! She talks with Kurt and Scotty about a billboard that promises a new AI chatbot but it’s really just one guy typing, classroom fire caused by escaped snake and dinner plate sized goldfish are threatening Alberta! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: 
Bot for Teacher with Christine Schiefer
Christine Schiefer joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a NY school district employs humanoid robots, Pennsylvania man became world’s first quadrillionaire for two minutes and a hiker trekked 6 miles after impaling himself with a hiking pole! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: ht
Stolen Dinos and Katy Perry in a Bottle
Kurt and Scotty talk about how Katy Perry got stuck in a giant bottle during a performance, someone stole a Sinclair Dinosaur, shoplifter rushed to hospital after hiding bottle of wine in body cavity and a woman driving and choking on French fry crashes into gas station! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and pro
Horn Honkin’ Good Times with Roz Hernandez
Roz Hernandez is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who had 16 near death experiences, rare Abraham Lincoln documents lost after historian drives off with documents on top of his car, a bear gets trapped inside an SUV and honks horn all night long and a man nearly sucked out of airplane but gets stuck in window! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPo
Beautiful Pants, Deadly Pants
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Mexican Batman is wanted for chasing down thieves and taping them to lampposts, Zara’s viral death pants and the FCC approves space mirror satellite! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf
Bananas Live from Denver
It’s Bananas live from Denver! Kurt and Scotty talk about parents being shocked after children’s paper hedgehogs contain pages from adult novels, a student pilot is forced to land plane after pilot jumps out and the hunt for man who defecated on wall and wiped his bottom with a sandwich! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our late
Pink Doodles Program
Kurt and Scotty talk about the origins of pink lemonade, Egyptian tour guide arrested for drawing stick figure on a pyramid, the secret FBI program that sounds like a conspiracy theory and how scientists are on the verge of healthier sausage rolls! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: h
Vault Toilet Millionaire
Kurt and Scotty talk about a texting mix up that resulted in strangers visiting a new baby, a man falls into a vault toilet trying to retrieve his sunglasses and the first straight to VHS movie in 20 years! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.c
The PeeFa World Cup Bong
Kurt and Scotty talk about if all the water on earth been peed before, a head shop sued by FIFA for making a bong that looks like the World Cup trophy, competitive documentary editing and Six Flags bans guest for life after roller coaster video stunt! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link
Moon Trees Please, Mummy with Ophira Eisenberg
Ophira Eisenberg is back on Bananas! She joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how we almost forgot about moon trees, Ohio's forbidden ravioli and scientists find yeast in mummy’s guts and use it to make sourdough! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnys
Cockroach Kingpin and the Subway Ads with Christie Boschman
Christie Boschman (@ThatDocumentaryGirl on Instagram and TikTok) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a cockroach kingpin who was caught with 100,000 live cockroaches, comedians put up fake tech ads in subway stations and one turned out to be real company and a man was attacked by an alligator after jumping into swamp to flee a DWI stop! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Sup
Worm Charming and Felony Humping
Kurt and Scotty talk about how that Falmouth worm charming championships managed to charm only one worm, a man who survived a lightning strike said it was unbearable, the Teletubbies get Soprano subtitles and a couple is accused of having sex while driving stolen SUV! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions
Fanny Packin' Heart Balls
Kurt and Scotty talk about a 6 year old that found a 1300 year old sword on a school trip, a man returns fanny pack with $30k after finding it in a Wawa bathroom, Robert Fripp unsure why doctors shaved his balls while getting heart surgery and sexy calendar priest isn’t even a priest! Get bonus episodes and more at Patreon.com/BananasPodcast Support this podcast by shopping our latest s
Benched in the Biz with Katie Rich and Holly Laurent
Katie Rich and Holly Laurent join Kurt and Scotty to talk about a newlywed couple has their families compete to see who takes their partner’s last name, school children are left horrified as an ancient skeleton emerges sitting upright on the playground and a guy rates benches around UK! "Soccer Moms” is a production of iHeartMedia and Will Ferrell’s Big Money Players network,&nbs
Fireman Willy and The Book Brigade
Kurt and Scotty talk about a strongman that pulled truck with his penis while on fire, PizzaHut is brining back their summer reading program, suckerfish are hiding in manta ray’s buttholes and a French sailor gave away location of nuclear warship but logging onto Strava! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omny
Underage Mustaches, Birds and High Speed Births
Kurt and Scotty talk about how children are drawing mustaches on their faces to trick online age tests, 132 hamsters broke loose on a passenger plane forcing it out of service for days, a woman is driven to insanity by a taunting bird and a woman delivered her own baby in car traveling 60 mph! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https:/
Milkin' Off with the Banana Boys
Kurt and Scotty talk about the Bovine Baron’s Denver milk-off, half a million dollar corporate retreat goes horribly wrong, Gertie the world’s oldest chicken, and the world’s largest t-rex statue needs a new home Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy informatio
Pasta Imposter
Kurt and Scotty talk about the true story behind Sky King, California man arrested for swapping pasta for Lego pieces and returning them and what are Scientology runs and why is Gen Z obsessed with them! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
A Bird Walks into A Submarine with a Butthole Fungus with Xyla Foxlin
Xyla Foxlin joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who built a submarine for his parrot, cat lost during a hurricane is reunited with family 443 days later, the Chernobyl fungus seems to have evolved an incredible ability and afatberg weighing 100 tons found in London sewer! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omn
Day of Good with Pooja Mehta
Pooja Mehta joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how octopuses get extra cuddly on ecstasy, paragliders narrowly avoid landing in polar bear enclosure and people who can mentally time travel!Learn more about Raj Mehta Day of Good at www.rmdayofgood.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Detective Dog and the Two Planets
Kurt and Scotty talk about a dog that helped solve a murder, man wanted to eat his passport so plane had to make emergency landing and a student discovers second new planet in one year! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Give Me a Peak, Dyngus with Megan Gailey
Megan Gailey joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how an artist stole the top of a England’s highest peak, what is Dyngus Day and New York and the radium craze! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sleepy Morrisey Strikes Again
Kurt and Scotty talk about how Morrissey canceled a show because he was sleepy, a Texas cruise ship sets margarita world record, pioneering method uses plastic water bottles into a drug to treat Parkinson’s and runners discover they can churn butter while running! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.
Sorry, I Been Drunk
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who was rescued by firefighters after getting stuck in phone booth trying to order a kabob, mayor urges public not to eat toilet seats, travelers trapped on runway for hours, drunk mandolin thief has second thoughts and returns mandolin and the wildest collab of the year includes bear poop!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bob Dylan Pizza Vacuum
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who accidentally gained control of 7,000 robot vacuums, Little Caesar's ex-employee arrested after breaking into restaurant and selling pizzas, the time Bob Dylan was accidentally arrested in New Jersey, a man sets his house on fire while trying to kill spider and a dog that refuses to go near a 100 year old painting! Support this podcast by shopping our latest spo
Lollipop Persons Unite
Kurt and Scotty talk about fully grown sea lions that won’t stop nursing, a Massachusetts man using blow torch on roof to melt ice burns house down, an LA man who gave alcohol to a hawk is charged and a lollipop man is told to stop giving kids high fives! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/liste
Live from Austin with Blair Socci
It’s Bananas live from Austin! Blair Socci joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a dating website just for people who work with dead bodies, woman sentenced for accusing her ex of illegally accessing her bank accounts from outer space, restaurant promises to rescue female diners on bad dates and a person who swallowed a six inch spoon! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor d
Breaking & Lamentering with Debra DiGiovanni
Debra DiGiovanni joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a woman who breaks into a house, cleans it and leaves an invoice, cannibalistic jellyfish with vanishing anuses are invading Venice and the museum of personal failure! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Explosive Dinsosaur Feelings with Kenice Mobley
Kenice Mobley joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who went into a hospital with live a WWII bomb up his butt, an iconic Hells Kitchen watering hole re-opens, what did dinosaurs feel like and mormon women are going crazy over new sacred underwear! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for p
Cat Moms and Crotch Scandals
Kurt and Scotty talk about how cats think you’re a big baby and they’re your mom, crotch enlarging scandal already hit winter Olympics and Ohio true crime restaurant serves criminals’ last meals! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
¡La Cirugía con Albertina Rizzo!
Albertina Rizzo joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about an American dad who wakes up speaking Spanish after every surgery, a man swam around Manhattan wearing handcuffs and the first Costco apartment complex is coming to Los Angeles! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
If at First You Don't Succeed, Try 949 More Times
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who passed her drivers test after 950 tries, a British endurance swimmer becomes the first to swim all the way around Iceland, Seattle health officials tell people to flush rats back down the toilet if one comes up and a grandfather accidentally takes home the wrong child from daycare! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at th
Butt Stuff and Other Things
Kurt and Scotty talk about the top things pulled out of people’s butts in 2025, a radio station goes viral after playing looping harmonica for hours, Toronto sex shop asked to stop sending butt plugs to Bahrain and a random dog wins a downhill ski race! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for
America’s Next Top Pet
Kurt and Scotty talk about a mushroom that makes you see tiny cartoon people, a bear breaks into a nursing home and nurses fight it off with walkers and Rice Krispies, raccoons are on their way to becoming America's next pet and Kansas child says monster was hiding under their bed and babysitter found a man hiding there! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions
Cat Causes Niagara Falls
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who survived Niagara Falls plunge but died slipping on an orange peel, cat cafe closed after cat turns on water and floods cafe and a Swedish musician teaches an octopus to play piano! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Holiday Episode
Kurt and Scotty talk about the influence of hallucinogenic mushrooms on Christmas, woman accuses man she’s dating of ruining Christmas because he won’t dress up as Santa, church accidentally prints Tupac’s lyrics of Hail Mary on pamphlets and a real life grinch broke in, unwrapped gifts and took a nap on the couch! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and pro
Snail Tales and Driveway Sales
Kurt and Scotty talk about how a missing driveway mystery turns out to be a scam, thieves steal thousands of escargot snails and In-N-Out removes number 67 from ticket orders! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Smokey Holds the Cheese with Chloe Radcliffe
Chloe Radcliffe joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a 75 year old man who got 2000 strangers to smoke a cigarette with him, a drug dealer jailed after sharing photo of him holding cheese, police use a capybara costume to arrest criminal and a man gets stuck in a vagina sculpture!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sassy Dolphin and the Popular Poopers
Kurt and Scotty talk about a report on which cars are most likely to get pooped on by birds and Kelly the sassy dolphin! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Money Makin' Bird Bus
Kurt and Scotty talk about a NYC weed store that will deliver via carrier pigeon, a man stole a bus for a joyride and continued to stop at all stops and did a great job and an AI became crypto millionaire and is now fighting to become a person! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i
Gnome For the Weekend
Kurt and Scotty talk about a cyclist that fell down a 135 foot ravine and survived 3 days only drinking wine, the world's biggest spider web and a man’s garden gnomes were stolen and returned in better condition! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMk See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Butt Breathing with Mr. Pusey
Kurt and Scotty talk about why witches look the way they do, man convicted of posing as flight attendant to get free flights, clinicians test butt breathing, and an Australian darter barred from using nickname The Magnet! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Snooter Shooter with Jenny Zigrino
Jenny Zigrino joins the ladies to talk about Cormac McCarthy’s ex-wife pulled a gun out of her vagina during an argument about aliens, a pizza place accidentally serves pizza laced with THC and the secret Wikipedia prank on the Pringles man’s first name! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/
Uh Oh, Waymo!
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who thrifts all year to make free halloween costumes for kids, 13 year old girl fights off attacker with jujitsu and a tech prankster sends 50 Waymos to dead end street! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ding Dong Ditchin' Slugs
Kurt and Scotty talk about a ding dong ditcher that turned out to be a slug, Splash the rescue otter and scandal rocks the world of stone skimming championships! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Water, Otters Everywhere
Kurt and Scotty talk about a bride who confronts mystery wedding crasher after searching for years, Taco Bell rethinks AI drive thru after man orders 18k waters and Splash the first search and rescue otter! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Bored Dogs and Bus Boobs
Kurt and Scotty talk about a woman who can lift 10 pounds with her vagina, dog thought to be blind was just ignoring everyone, Wawa Superfan collects every receipt number and a couple fined after bus lane photographs the text on woman’s top! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privac
Dude Where's My Gator?
Kurt and Scotty talk about an emotional support alligator that is no longer welcome at Walmart, a man loses his car after bachelor party and the viral Moroccan legend Emile Leray! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Our Lady of The Tooth Eye
Kurt and Scotty talk about a blind woman can see again through her tooth, a Pittsburgh nun chases down credit card thief, Ned the lefty snail needs a mate and a retired Ford worker’s wallet travels 150 miles in engine! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Butts, Bats, and Boys
Kurt and Scotty talk about the big butt starfish and other never before seen sea creatures recorded in Argentina, an American boy sent giftbox to girl in Philippines and 15 years later they are married and a man fights back at HOA over a bat house! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener
Moon Doinking Cutie Pies
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who stole lunar rocks to use during sex after promising girlfriend the moon and the hidden power of sharing cute animal pics! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Flop Gun
Kurt and Scotty talk about an F15 ridealong passenger accidentally ejects himself on the ground, San Antonio’s new milkman Dick Tips and how you can fund your wedding by selling seats to strangers! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Anteater is the Honda Accord of the Natural World
Kurt and Scotty talk about a man who discovered he bought his own stolen car, why things keep evolving into anteaters and scientists finally know where potatoes come from! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Wolfing Down the Kia Kids
Kurt and Scotty talk about an Ohio woman who had car repossessed takes legal ownership of dealership name, rowdy kids causes brewery to put down new rules and Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson fighting in Marriage Story is used to scare off wolves! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for
Parachuting Cats and Wedding Proposals
Kurt and Scotty talk about everything you need to know about operation cat drop, a woman says yes to boyfriend who proposed 43 times and tributes paid to the world's longest KFC employee! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Dinghies Are For Waving
Kurt and Scotty talk about Chuck E. Cheese being handcuffed and arrested, NYC nut job busted for naked boat joyride, a man who posed as an ambassador and ran fake embassy and balls out bowling! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Undercroft Inspector
Kurt and Scotty talk about a Florida man who celebrated his birthday by doing meth, stealing a tour train and picking up riders, a minor league baseball team becomes the Humpback Chubs, bear sized giant beavers used to roam North America and a Melbourne man has unbelievable find after buying house! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: htt
Kurt and Scotty’s Favorite Soups
Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists genetically altered fruit flies to make them crave cocaine, a mother wins 100k ultramarathon while stopping to breastfeed and a NJ man wins $315m jackpot because wife made him go to the store to return orange juice! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/list
World Wide Walk Wars
Kurt and Scotty talk about how the CIA secretly ran a Star Wars fan site and a man walked 15,504 miles to find out if world is terrible place! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Stolen Sausage Submarine
Kurt and Scotty talk about how the Chinese police corgi stole sausage from a child, a man flees police using submarine and noisy hungry frogs ruin farmer's life! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mummy Sniffin Monkey F*ckin Beats with Kristen Schaal
Kristen Schaal joins Kurt and Scotty talk about how scientists taught monkeys to use money and first they stole and then sold sex, why mummies still smell nice and Steve Harvey gifted TV every year to teacher who said he would never get on TV! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy in
Gone in 16 Seconds with Lili Trifilio
Lili Trifilio is back on Bananas! She talks to Kurt and Scotty about the time Andre the Giant let out a 16 second fart on The Princess Bride set, a toddler thinks John Wilkes Booth is hiding under her bed, China hosts first race of humans vs robots and a man steals 8 dump trucks! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4
From Mouth to Butt in Japan
Kurt and Scotty talk about a museum in Japan where you can sniff animals butts, a Boston homeowner discovers his house is cut in half, food delivery driver tricks people into thinking he delivered a pizza to Mt. Fuji and snake falls in woman’s margarita! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listen
Blowing it Up and Blowing it Out with Charlotte Dobre
Charlotte Dobre joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a school forced to evacuate after kid brings grenade for show and tell, a TV anchor goes into labor on air and finishes entire morning broadcast, a postal carrier refuses to deliver mail to nudist colony and a postal worker arrested for DUI while on route! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: 
Men are Psychopaths, Women Fall in Crevices
Kurt and Scotty talk about how psychopaths are more attractive, a woman falls into crevice trying to retrieve her cell phone, and a woman files for divorce after Chat GPT reads husbands affair in coffee grounds! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Oh God My Phone
Kurt and Scotty talk about how in Finland mobile phone throwing is a national sport, a new MMA Jesus movie and a naked race! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Kindly Style Sea Steak with Mary Holland
Mary Holland joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man with brain implant asks for beer as first words, using the dishwasher to make a steak and a sea serpent chases vessel in kindly style! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Big Gord and the Stranded Man
Kurt and Scotty talk about a stranded man lifted from Mt Fuji and then rescued again when he returned to get his phone, Gordon Ramsay’s restaurant has 500 cat figurines stolen, fart spray causes chaos at carnival and Japan invents chilled drinkable mayo! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listen
Stuffed Cheese and Small Turds
Kurt and Scotty talk about did the government invent stuffed crust pizza, how a random text ended up in happily ever after, Burger King has the right to use it’s name except in one town in Illinois and Mark Wahlberg’s clothing store vandalized! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener f
Purple is Faker than Jessica Simpson with Liza Treyger
Liza Treyger joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about how purple is a fake color, Jessica Simpson vows to keep drinking snake sperm, pub emus back after being banned and Danish couple flees eco retreat and leaves behind 150 barrels of human waste! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf
Kiss Your Irish Snake Good Bye
Kurt and Scotty talk about a snake found in Ireland for first time ever, a 58 hour kiss, the CIA found the arch of the covenant using psychics and scientists invent a sensor that can mend bones in weeks! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4a61tMkSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Baby You Can Drive My Boat with Abby Govindan
Abby Govindan (How to Embarrass Your Immigrant Parents) joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a reckless driver who was fined for failing to stop at crosswalk for his own children, a fake captain steals fishing vessel and Walgreens says that locking everything up is actually bad for business! Support this podcast by shopping our latest sponsor deals and promotions at this link: https://bit.ly/4
Spread Your Wings and Flood
Kurt and Scotty talk about how big our wings would be if humans could fly, TSA found a surprising amount of prohibited items in a woman’s bag, Florida man dressed in Dalmatian onesie outruns the police, power outage caused by mayor because he crashed into pole while reaching for a sausage biscuit, a golden toilet is stolen again, a flood museum closed because of flooding and a Chinese influe
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