We're Here to Help
Jake Johnson and Gareth Reynolds host a comedy advice podcast where they take calls from listeners and offer their best (often unqualified) suggestions. Each episode features multiple pitches to callers on topics ranging from trivial to serious. They occasionally bring in friends or experts to help. The show aims to provide helpful, if imperfect, advice in a lighthearted manner.
Episodes
318: Meth Tower & Pits Balls Butt
Jake and Gareth solve a shiny mystery in the SoCal North County. Then, Cat Reitman helps Gareth write a new song for bath time. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 264 "Keeper of the Balls."Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here t
317: An Irish Poo-Dunnit (with Liz Meriwether)
Liz Meriwether (Creator of New Girl, Furious) joins Jake and Gareth to address those New Girl reunion rumors. Plus, a caller asks: who used my parents' bidet?Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Appl
316: Dick Tracy & Snow Goose Affair
The guys put Mumbles on an About Me board. Then, they make a boat captain jealous. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 307 "Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr)."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-316Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re
CAT AND RAT: Pleasure Center & Sleeping With A Nightmare
Gareth and Cat help a caller stop dreaming about a big celebrity. Then, they put a sleep moaner on the balcony. Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re Here to Help via
315: Who's This Animal & I Deny These Orders
Jake and Gareth toughen up a construction site safety coordinator. Then, Guest Helper Christian Lee Navarro (13 Reasons Why) stops by to help an ex-marine stand up to his wife.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to He
314: Heavy Hand & Don't Push It
The guys put a QR code on a Nashville rooftop. Then, Gareth and Guest Helper Ryan Gaul keep a new lawnmower in mint condition. Plus a follow-up from Ep 279 "Rent-Free."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-314 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM:
313: This Is Fish, This Is Family, This Is Wonderful
Jake and Gareth brush up on Fish Law to settle an old score. Then, they turn a best boy into a best man.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-313 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We
312: Listen To Your Body & Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
The guys convince a caller that nothing is stranger than the truth. Then, they put a damper on squeaky sexy time. Plus, a follow up from Ep 300 "Gen-Italia."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-312Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf
311: Too Ugly To Stuff & Your Car's A Toilet (with Gil Ozeri)
Gareth, Jake and Gil Ozeri make sense of the biggest penis they've ever seen. Then, they make an appeal to the crows.You can follow Gil on IG @tallgilozeri and listen to his podcast Good Science @GoodSciencePod.Dirk - https://www.patreon.com/heretohelppod/posts/uncensored-from-165185129 See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-311 Want to call in?
310: Occasionally Fartzan & Ripoff Artist
Jake and Gareth help a caller fart in front of her husband. Then, they get a pro wrestling ref back in the ring. Plus, the unexpected to conclusion to Ep 229 "Muffin Beef."Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5
WEIRD Here To Help: Community Garden Drama & Clown Hotel
A caller seeks help to pacify unrest in her neighborhood garden. Later, a caller can't decide whether to take her niece to "the scariest motel in America," or find a less terrifying road trip option.Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRA
309: Naked With A Gun & Tiny Tootsies (with Damon Wayans Jr., Jessy Hodges and Ryan Gaul)
The guys are joined by a crew of guest helpers for this special episode. First, Jake, Damon Wayans Jr and Jessy Hodges help a caller slide her ass to the backseat. Then, Gareth and Ryan Gaul help a big foot achieve legend status.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re
308: Reverse Laundry Psychology & Funk In The Trunk
Gareth and Jake weigh in on a soggy laundry room situation. Then, they help a young caller clean her grandma's car. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 298 Sexy Baby (with Murray Bartlett).Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to
Monkey's A Pigeon & The Honorable Mayor of Brown Town (with Cat Reitman)
Cat and Rat are back! Cat Reitman and Gareth join forces to take some calls. First, they help a man whose wife wants to finger the cloaca. Then, they stop a dog walker from going streakin' in the upstairs toilet.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/catandrat-episode-01 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreo
307: Mandatory Suspenders & Second Deck (with Damon Wayans Jr.)
Jake and guest helper Damon Wayans Jr. help a funeral home director keep his pants on. Then, they give a crash course in jail culture.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on
306: Ask Dragon Spirit & The No Pee Awards
The guys start a cult to annoy a caller's brother. Then, they punch up a road trip to Florida. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 254 "Risky Business."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-306 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re e
See If It Sticks & Sock On The Door (with Tatiana Maslany)
Jake, Steve Berg and Tatiana Maslany encourage a therapist to let down his hair. Then, they get a baby bird out of the nest.Watch Jake and Tatiana in Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed on Apple TV. Be sure to catch the season finale on July 15th.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/maslany Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON:
305: Raoul, Raoul and Raoul & Dr. Happy On The Inside (with David Wain)
The great David Wain joins the show to help a bug artist maintain her standards. Then, the guys brainstorm PG alternatives for a new dad's disgusting account names.Check out “Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass” written and directed by David Wain, in theaters July 10th!See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-305 Want to call in? Email your qu
304: Dolphin Tank & Miami Baby
Jake and Gareth get Coach out of a dolphin suit. Then, they break up with a pediatric dentist. Plus, a folow-up from Ep 260 "A Disgusting Session."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-304 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you
WEIRD Here To Help: Cursed Baby Doll & Psychic Sons
Toronto Fringe Festival has a cursed baby doll on the loose, and our first caller knows exactly who to call for help! Later, a cool Dad hopes to tap into his two sons' telepathic communication abilities. Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelp
303: You Got the Stink on You (with Lamorne Morris)
Lamorne Morris stops by the show to help the guys eliminate a nasty odor at church. Plus, an update from Ep 229 "Muffin Beef."Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-Stars on Apple Podcasts.Advertise on We’re He
302: Haunted Lacrosse House & Kissing Like Muppets
The guys spook a college lacrosse team by inventing a local legend. Then, they help a young caller have a difficult kissing conversation. Plus, a great success falls flat.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5-
Bonus: S1 Caller, Corrine Norris, Send Off & Re-Release
Jake and Gareth say farewell to Corrine Norris, a caller from Episode 15: Dougie McBuckets and Episode 84: Kevin's Fresh Lobotomy Smile. Listen to a re-release of Corrine's calls after the intro.Corrine NorrisAugust 20, 1995 - June 20, 2026“Unable are the loved to die, for love is immortality.” - Emily DickinsonCorrine's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/asscancercor/Corrine's TikTok:
301: 300th Episode Special Pt 2: Scaling Mount Paulie and The Wheel of Strip
Jake and Gareth help a bartender discipline a flaky regular. Then, it's Part 2 of the Live 300th, featuring roof rats, strip tease roulette and the latest on the local neighborhood nudists.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-301 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: hereto
300: 300th Episode Special Pt 1: 7x A Day and Gen-Italia
Happy 300 episodes of We're Here to Help! In Part One of this two-parter, we've got an unexpected update from a man who loves his wife, a pasta-themed memorial tattoo and a rapid-fire round. Plus, the latest on a kidney for the popcorn king.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-300Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON:
WEIRD Here To Help: A Thin Veil & Her Cat Familiar
A caller with a history of paranormal encounters receives an urgent message from a loved one in a dream. Later, magical cats are at the center of a caller's dispute with her neighbors.Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereTo
299: Jude Standard Time & Steak and Scallops (with Charlie Hall)
Jake and Gareth and Guest Helper Charlie Hall get tough with a caller who is chronically late. Then, they dissuade an old lady from over-feeding her mail carrier.Watch Jake and Charlie on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelp
298: Sexy Baby & Blame It on the Cheese (with Murray Bartlett)
Murray Bartlett (White Lotus, Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) stops by the show to give some much-needed input to the Babe Ruth of nicknames. Then, he helps a fellow Aussie set boundaries with a forlorn cheese-man.Watch Jake and Murray on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelpp
297: Longboard Library Ladder & What's Up, Doc? (with Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg)
Kiarra Hamagami Goldberg joins Jake and Gareth to help a caller go full Beauty and the Beast. Then, they reel in a big tuna.Watch Jake and Kiarra on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make su
296: Fully Soaked & Baltimore Scuba (with Brandon Flynn)
The guys are joined by Brandon Flynn (Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed) for this special Monday episode! First, they help a twin wring out her bathmat. Then, they get a caller out of Scuba diving with his boss.Watch Jake and Brandon on Maximum Pleasure Guaranteed, now streaming on AppleTV+Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMER
WEIRD Here To Help: Fairy Ring Hoax & 90-Year-Old Nemesis
A caller thinks she discovered a Fairy Ring and seeks guidance from the world's second-most renowned Fairy Ring expert (Steve). Later, the guys help a caller devise a plan to ward off a cantankerous, elderly arch nemesis. Guest theme song by Michael Peloquin!Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERC
295: Confronting The Whistler & Picker Flicker
In honor of Hulu's new show Not Suitable For Work, Jake and Gareth solve a couple workplace nightmares. First, they confront a rogue whistler in an open-floorplan office. Then, they smoke out a booger bandit.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, ma
294: Only in Alabama & Must Be Knife
The guys help an Alabama playboy explain his situation. Then, they solve a case of missing silverware. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 251 "Poop Plinko."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-294Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re en
293: Glass, Fist or Head & DOOR TITS! (with Samara Weaving)
Samara Weaving joins the guys to help a private tutor sneak away on a family trip to Florence. Then, they get creative with macramé. Catch Samara starring in Carolina Caroline out everywhere June 5th!See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-293 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodM
292: Warzone Burger Bowl & Johnny's Got A Bad Back
Gareth and Jake help a feminist set boundaries with her gamer boyfriend. Then, they teach an aging punk rocker about yoga. Plus, an update from Ep 256 "All Laser Pointers (or No Laser Pointers)."Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to ra
WEIRD Here To Help: Eyeball-phobia & The Jammin' Man (with Johnny Pemberton)
Johnny Pemberton joins forces with Steve & Eric to help a caller find a cure for her full-bodied aversion to eyeballs. Then, the guys brainstorm worthy ways to show appreciation for a bongo-playing divorcée living his best life in Mexico.Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comIN
291: Corn on the Cob-lem and The Box That Keeps On Giving
Jake, Gareth, and big bro Danny J help a college student gain elite status in a corn eating competition. Then, they figure out ways for roommates to remember their beloved cardboard box. Plus, a follow up from Ep 231 "Scooter Cooter."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-291Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https:/
290: I Have a Dream & Jake, Gareth and Renaud
The guys trick a left lane camper with a scene from It's a Wonderful Life. Then, they repay a Swiss guitar shop owner. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 280 "Carjacking." See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-290 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @He
289: Friendzone Mamba & Forced Update (with Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris)
Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris are back for more! First, they work with Jake to discourage the advances of a local security guard. Then, they confront a catfishing Mother-in-Law.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-289Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code heretohelp at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/h
288: Pineapple Suspicion & Squatters Rights
Jake and Gareth determine if a caller's parents are swingers. Then, they evict a bathroom squatter. Plus a follow-up from the Popcorn Queen and her search for a missing kidney. For the full popcorn story, check out Ep 224 and Ep 231.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM:
WEIRD Here To Help: Seance At The Cheesecake Factory & Workplace Whimsy
Steve & Eric help a caller navigate the aftermath of an unprompted work trip seance at The Cheesecake Factory. Then they pitch some ideas for bringing a little bit of whimsy into the workplace.Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoyin
287: Mr. BMOC & Double Coverage (with Casey Wilson)
Casey Wilson joins Jake and Gareth to name a showhorse. Then, they confront a sister-in-law who breastfeeds with abandon.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-287 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re e
286: Gen-Hair Reveal & There Can Only Be One
Gareth and Jake celebrate the demise of a hair system. Then, they use a Rocky montage to determine the one true Kacey. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 278 "The Real London."Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate
285: Martin, We Can Hear You & The Noon Raccoon (with Jessy Hodges)
The guys are joined by guest helper Jessy Hodges to solve a problem in Community Band. Then, they call animal control on an over-eager lunch eater.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here to Help 5
284: Hot Tub Guitar Chat & The Loin Tingler!
The guys help a daughter protect her parents from negative AirBnb reviews. Then, they concoct a persona for a Ren Faire-themed wedding. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 229 "Vision Board Loophole (with Ophelia Lovibond). Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf yo
WEIRD Here To Help: MILF Pants & The Witch Dietitian
What should one do with a cursed pair of pants gifted by one's doorknob of an ex-boyfriend? Also, we talk to a dietician who specializes in migranes AND hedge witchery. Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure t
283: Leave It Inside & Dating A Newsie (with Jess Rona)
Jake and Gareth are joined by Jess Rona of Jess Rona Grooming! First, they educate a caller's dad about the birds and the bees (and the rhinos). Then, a caller gets the ick from a wall of hats.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, ma
282: Game Daddies & Barf-a-Rama
Gareth and Jake coach a future reality TV star. Then, they get a little sister out of a "fun run." Plus, the follow-up to Ep 281 "Sh*t Where You Eat (with Zoe Lister Jones)." Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate&nb
281: 7 Out Of 11 & Sh*t Where You Eat (with Zoe Lister-Jones)
Zoe Lister-Jones joins Gareth and Jake to help undo the damage that Rick Steves has wrought. Then, they get the mustard out of the bathroom.The Miniature Wife on Peacock releases 4/9.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to
280: Carjacking & Water From The Bottom
Jake and Gareth deliver a sample to the hospital, without doing anything illegal. Then, they invent an alibi for a caller who murdered her grandmother's violet. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 267 "Bad Girl of Trader Joe's."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-280Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code heretohelp at checkout. Download
WEIRD Here To Help: Banshee Teams Meetings & Rose Quartz Lawn Care
Yeah, Microsoft Teams meetings can be boring - except when they're haunted by Banshees. And how to turn your excessive backyard rose quartz into a trillion dollar industry.Want to call in? Email your question to weirdheretohelp@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sur
279: Out-Crazy The Crazy & Rent-Free (with Lamorne Morris and Hannah Simone)
It's a New Girl Special! Hannah Simone and Lamorne Morris join Jake and take some calls. First, Hannah identifies too hard with a caller's weird roommate. Then, they help brainstorm comebacks for a twelve year-old with an extra toe.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @
278: Ya Filthy Animal & The Real London
Gareth and Jake help a caller convince his girlfriend to go camping in bear country. Then, they create a guidebook to the best fake tourist sites in London.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to rate We’re Here
277: Once an RA, Always an RA & Gym Survey (with Aaron Chen and Sean Clements)
Jake is joined by writer Sean Clements and actor Aaron Chen from his upcoming movie "The Dink." First, they help a frustrated employee eliminate a stress toy. Then, a nice guy investigates the Bane of his apartment gym.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-277 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https:
276: Towel Foul & Brady's Comet
The guys help a mom get rid of the pile of towels in her bathroom. Then, they help a stargazer in need of a better view. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 174 "Tree Jim."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-276 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comI
275: Moooooove On & No, Sassy, No! (with Luke and Sassy Scott)
Luke and Sassy Scott join Jake and Gareth to whip some callers into shape. First, they set boundaries with a cow-loving boss. Then, they get into the smut business.New episodes of "Luke and Sassy Scott Podcast" drop Wednesdays wherever you get your podcasts! It's chaos that brings you joy. No filter, zero shame, and nothing is off limits, with listener stories and voice notes driving the
274: Phantom Throat Bean & More Snowballs
Jake and Gareth talk some sense into a baby boy. Then, they help a caller who just wants to have a snowball fight. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 272 Fancy Football (with Aya Cash).Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to r
273: WEIRD Here to Help: Immaculate Possession & Uhaul Grandma's Spirit
Eric and Steve help a caller come clean from a long con possession. Then, a Denver family is moving and wants to bring grandma's spirit to the new hosue.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
272: Trash Night Buffet & Fancy Football (with Aya Cash)
Aya Cash joins Jake and Gareth and together they right a bear-sized wrong. Then, they form a collection agency.See Aya Cash perform in Giant now open on Broadway from March 23rd through June 28th.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the
271: Iowa Nachos & Off To Work! (with Mary Steenburgen)
Gareth and Jake develop a brand-new fad diet. Then, they confront a roommate with sticky fingers. Plus, Mary Steenburgen drops by the show for some tough love and a follow-up to Ep 259 "Crochet Court!"Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying
270: WEIRD Here to Help: Hester's Got Her Groove Back & Crawl Space Nightmare
For a special Friday the 13th episode, Eric and Steve help a caller with a hex. Later they get spooked by what a deep voiced Philadelphian has under his stairs.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
269: This Sh*t Has Sailed & Ordered And Eaten (with Justin Long and Sal Vulcano)
Jake is joined by Justin Long and Impractical Jokers' Sal Vulcano for this special episode. First, the guys play Russian roulette with a pooping stall. Then, they give advice to a perfect 10 who is sick of being touched at work.Catch Sal on his standup tour, https://salvulcanocomedy.com/Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/her
268: Perfect For Each Other & Losers Helping Losers
Jake and Gareth stumble onto a shocking bathroom situation. Then, they help an accountant get what she's owed at tax season. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 255 "Monitor Swap (with David Krumholtz)."Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com. Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code heretohelp at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://s
267: Bad Girl of Trader Joe's & Model Hands (with Kyle Mooney)
Gareth and Jake are joined by Kyle Mooney for this bonus episode. First, they foster grocery store jealousy. Then, they broach a sensitive fashion conversation.Make sure to check out "What's Our Podcast?" hosted by Kyle Mooney and Beck Bennett.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTA
266: Law & Order: Toe-rgy
In the criminal justice system, piggly wiggly stuff is considered especially heinous. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are known as Jake and Gareth. These are their stories.Meet Stone for the first time on Ep. 161 - Memaw's Wig & That's the Sauce (with Justin Long) and Ep. 168 - I Feel Barfy & An I Love You Man Situation.Want to call in? Email your q
265: A Noticeable Boner & Accordion Mistress (with Michael Angarano)
Guest Helper Michael Angarano helps Jake and Gareth conceal a caller's inconvenient erection. Then, they hatch a polka surprise.Check out Michael now starring in Devil In Disguise on Peacock.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show,
264: Keeper of the Balls & Kids Like You
Jake and Gareth help a Mormon break into the local Church Ball league. Then, a teacher helps the class clowns control the funny. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 247 "Doormat Drama (with Jenny Slate)."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-264 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelpp
263: WEIRD Here to Help: Wolf Moon Eddy & Vanhattan Burger Fairy
Eric and Steve ease the mind of a new east coast renter in her 1700's house. Then, make a Pacific North West local's burger dreams come true.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
262: One and Done & 45 Minutes to Bedtime (with Karley Sciortino)
Gareth and Jake are joined by Karley Sciortino for this extra-sexy episode. First, a daughter wants to buy her mother a vibrator. Then, an American in Germany creates a flirty alter-ego.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make
261: Get In My Hole & Piano Time Is Piano Time
Jake and Gareth go spelunking in a suburban basement. Then, they set firm boundaries with a piano teacher.Vote for the theme song: https://weneedtopick.com/themesongSee images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-261 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.c
260: A Disgusting Session & Poke the Bear (with Lamorne Morris)
We're Here to Help All-Star Lamorne Morris joins Jake and Gareth in-studio. First, they pour cold water on a teacher's sexy parent fantasies. Then, they hack a pilates studio.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM: @HereToHelpPodIf you’re enjoying the show, make sure to ra
259: Crochet Court & Very Noise Very Loud
Gareth and Jake go full Atticus Finch on a yarn situation. Then, they yuck a couch sleeper's yum. Plus a follow-up to Ep. 233 "Tat-two."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-259Vote for Katie's new tattoo options here: https://weneedtopick.com/tattoohelpWant to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.co
258: WEIRD Here to Help: Velour Jet Suit & The Special K's
Eric and Steve help a long-suffering Jets fan and a caller with an unfortunate group nickname. Plus, a feel-good follow-up from Ep 225 "Real Magic (with John E. L. Tenney)"See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-258 Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohe
257: Mouth Tape Nightmare & Montage It Up (with Shabana Azeez)
Jake and Gareth are joined by The Pitt's Shabana Azeez. Together, they banish a mouth tape demon and brainstorm the best way to enjoy a wedding dress, without getting married.Catch Shabana on season 2 of The Pitt, now streaming on HBO Max.See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-257Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREO
256: Mother Daughter Stuff & All Laser Pointers (Or No Laser Pointers)
Gareth and Jake disrupt a helpful mother's morning routine. Then, they do battle with a Taekwondo Troll. Plus, a follow-up from Ep 250 "Dog Danger on the Gator Walk (with Ed Helms)."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-256Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: here
255: Ugly Old Sweatshirt & Monitor Swap (with David Krumholtz)
Gareth, Jake and Jake's doppelganger David Krumholtz help a caller who has outgrown his sloppy group of friends. Then, an employee at a software company covets a coworker's monitor.Catch David Krumholtz in Supergirl in theaters June 26th!Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppod.comINSTAGRAM:&
254: Risky Business & Mom’s Favorite
Jake and Gareth help a caller avoid concussion protocol. Then, they enlist Gareth's mom Pam to make another mom jealous. Plus, an update from Ep 247 "Ten Pounds of Pasta (with Jenny Slate)."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-254Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH:&n
253: WEIRD Here to Help: Follow the Mummy & The Other Dariusz
Steve and Eric give an old mummy a royal send-off and dispute a Kafka-esque traffic violation. Plus, Gareth stops by to help a community theatre performer regain her "spark."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-253Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERCH: heretohelppo
252: Little Boy Hands & My Dirtbag Wife (with Kal Penn)
The guys are joined by Guest Helper Kal Penn! Together, they help a lawyer whose colleague's tie is too short. Then, a Chicago caller thinks his wife lost a precious gift.Listen to Kal's podcast “Here We Go Again” -- distributed by iHeartPodcasts and available on the iHeartRadio app and everywhere podcasts are available now.Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com
251: A Bridge To Trash & Poop Plinko
Gareth and Jake unload some garbage on an overeager gift-giver. Then, they help a mean-looking bird find a new place to poop. Plus, a surprising follow-up from Ep 233 "Breaking and Entenmann's."See images from the episode here: https://www.heretohelppod.com/post/episode-251Want to call in? Email your question to helpfulpod@gmail.com.PATREON: https://patreon.com/heretohelppodMERC
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