Perfect Person
A flawless call-in advice show in which Miles Bonsignore answers your calls, solves your problems, and helps you achieve perfection.
Episodes
205: toxic situationship in the beef department (w/ Arasha)
THE AUDIO AT THE BEGINNING IS A TOUR ANNOUNCEMENT -The Grey Area Tour https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonlivePresale NOW with Patreon codeON SALE June 17th @ 8am PSTsee you there. Arasha joins the show to take stunning calls about a grocery store situationship in the beef section, and a love song from a soundcloud rapper.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN &nb
204: ruined a child's birthday party by farting (w/ Rainie Toll)
Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about a mom who cheated with a barbershop quartet, a neighbor who farted so loud it ruined a child's birthday party, and a bestie who broke up with their girlfriend for true love. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus e
203: hot firefighter holding my panties hostage (w/ Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham)
Sequoia Holmes & Ryann Graham join the show to take stunning calls about kicking your ex out of your shared bed, and a hot firefighter holding your panties hostage.Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Co
202: I am dating my pretend brother at work (w/ Ashleigh Lawless)
Ashleigh Lawless, my intrepid producer, joins the show to take stunning calls about dating your pretend brother at work after starting a fake rumor, using your lover's ex's body wash, and an infinite ice cream glitch.Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad
201: my roommates are peeing in the litter box (w/ Morgan Absher)
Morgan Absher (Two Hot Takes) joins the show to take stunning calls about roommates peeing in the litter box, the ethics of tattling in law class, and a bachelorette stripper conundrum. Do you drink coffee? - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of
200: my roommate licked all my birthday cupcakes bald (w/ Will Witwer)
It is the 200th episode of Perfect Person!!! Will returns to the show to discuss common PP questions & advice, and take calls from stunning callers about a roommate who licked the icing off all your birthday cupcakes, a rogue famous father telling lies about town, and taking a terrifying fall in the office.coffee is baaaaaack - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon:&nb
199: breaking girl code for a salamander (w/ Anna Konkle)
Anna Konkle (Pen15) joins the show to take stunning calls about breaking girl code against your ex scuba partner, letting hackers into your company's servers, and competing for love with your boyfriend's turtle.coffee is baaaaaack - https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday &
198: protesting "the milk club" at my work (w/ Spencer Agnew & Eric Striffler)
Spencer Agnew joins the show to take stunning calls and is surprised by Eric Striffler who jumps out of a giant wrapped gift box. We take calls about protesting the milk club at work, the animals at the zoo who can't stop gettin it, and a friend who eats popcorn with his mouth open.Join the club at https://perfectpersoncoffee.com/🌎 Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use co
197: my coworkers think I eat unpeeled bananas (w/ Amanda Lehan-Canto)
Amanda Lehan-Canto joins the show to take stunning calls about calling your cute coworker "baby", falling in love with your sports club nemesis, and debunking a workplace rumor about eating unpeeled bananas.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!!
196: diss track about my dad going viral (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
The Wrecking Ball Crew joins the show once again to take stunning calls about your husband startling you while taking a nude, a diss track about your dad, and a situationship's evidence of another lover in the apartment. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episo
195: catastrophically flooding a man's house (w/ Katie Marovitch)
Katie Marovitch joins the show to take stunning calls about flooding a man's house, a sticky boss who spreads crumbs, humiliating yourself in front of a crush, and finding a bathroom buddy who can't stop gossiping.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the C
194: my lover's ex girlfriend crashed our hookup (w/ Isabella Roland)
Izzy Roland joins the show to take stunning calls about a lover's ex girlfriend showing up mid date in the dead of night, having a hangover emergency, and rival nonbinary's stealing your haircut. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!!
193: brutally sabotaging a fun local coffeeshop (w/ Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett)
Jay Putnam & Mike Skerrett join the show during the 24 Hour Livestream to take stunning calls about a theme song for cats, color coded class subjects, and creating a new fun menu for a local coffeeshop.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!!&
192: bullied at karaoke by rival friend group (w/ Ethan Nestor)
Ethan Nestor joins the show to take STUNNING calls about beating your boyfriend at scrabble, a cool gay bartender smoke session, and a karaoke showdown with a rival friend group.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
191: my hot neighbor proposed to my boyfriend (w/ Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana)
Get an exclusive 15% discount on Saily data plans! Use code perfectperson at checkout. Download Saily app or go to https://saily.com/perfectperson Anna Garcia & Angela Giarratana join the show for an absolute Hall Of Famer! This episode is cut from footage taken during the 24 Hour Telethon for the NILC! We take stunning calls about farting as a nude model, having tummy troub
190: forbidden workplace footsie with the office hottie (w/ Gareth Reynolds)
Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) joins the show to take stunning calls about de-coding secret meeting footsie at work, eluding the british government, and telling your fling you had a threesome with your best friends.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of thi
189: oops I stabbed my wonderful boss (w/ Ashby)
Ashby Florence joins the show to give stunning advice to callers about unbelievably embarrassing ads playing out loud in class, stabbing your boss, and singles events at your ex besties house. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! per
188: catching the serial floor pooper (w/ Jonathan Kirk)
Jonathan Kirk (Shoulda Books) joins the show to take stunning calls about catching a serial floor pooper, investigating a night whistler, and seizing control of the snack closet.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.com
187: accidentally sent kinky memes to my fiancé's mom (w/ Siobhan Thompson)
Siobhan Thompson joins the show to take stunning calls about a moaning coworker, sending spicy instagram reels to your mother in law, and hooking up with your ex's best friend.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWa
186: rescuing my b*ttplug from my crush's house (w/ Deison Afualo)
Deison Afualo (Two Idiot Girls) joins the show to take stunning calls about rescuing a specialized instrument from your crush's apartment without them realizing, being carted away in an ambulance from a climbing gym, a threesome missing person report, and a granola store coworker who screams. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonu
185: my boss is sabotaging my clown career (w/ Ally Beardsley)
Ally Beardsley (Dimension 20, Gender Spiral) joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about a messy roommate j'accuse, a humiliated childrens clown, and befriending your husband's ex girlfriend.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!!&
184: identity theft within my local book club (w/ Jonny Cakes)
Jonny Manganello joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about identity fraud within the book club, fixing a plugged drain at your condo, and a youtuber who ruined your life. SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89TgJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free&nbs
183: my best friend seduced my loser ex boyfriend (w/ Madi Hart)
Madi Hart joins the show to give advice to stunning callers about a naked roommate, a friend secretly dating your ex, and a finding your boss's p*rn collection.SUBMIT YOUR PROBLEM TO JUSTICE MILES: https://bit.ly/4aO89TgJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy
182: phenomenal updates to 2025's best callers
It's that time of year folks! These are the top 5 best callers of the year as voted by you, complete with update callbacks from Patreon. We talk with Furry Potluck, Accidentally hooked up with both brothers, crushing on the schoolbus driver, dildo soup kitchen counter, and romantic letter to the upstairs pianist. ENJOY!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN &n
181: accidentally robbed my boyfriends mom (w/ Rainie Toll & Will Witwer)
Will Witwer & Rainie Toll join the show for Feliz Ciaovidad, and take stunning calls from someone who has accidentally been stealing from her boyfriends mom, a caller who's ex's new hottie joined the book club, and someone who will NOT back down from her creative choices even if it gets her banned from pottery class. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN &
180: I'm the Secret Santa for my sexy ex boyfriend (w/ Eric Striffler)
Eric Striffler aka Mrs. Claus, is here to take STUNNING christmas calls from listeners about getting your very recent ex in secret Santa, being force fed five courses by mom for xmas dinner, and recasting the Christmas play.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode
179: the nude models are beefing in my art class (w/ Sarah Whittle)
Sarah Whittle joins the show to take stunning calls about stealing a turkey, nude models feuding in art class, and a moral dilemma about a besties nasty boyfriend.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy the Coffee!! perfectpersoncoffee.comWatch on Youtub
178: my literal evil twin ran over my coworker (w/ Patrick Noth)
Patrick Noth (Microbudget) joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about having a LITERAL evil twin, having a second b*tthole, and accidentally through a series of unfortunate mistakes - peeing on your boss.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Buy t
177: Astronaut Bachelors Compete For True Love (w/ Eric, Will , & Jay)
perfectpersoncoffee.comWill, Eric, and Jay of the Bachelor Boyz join the show once again to search for true love from random callers.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: h
176: accidentally catfished my coworker after hitting his car (w/ Eddy Burback)
Perfection is only a sip away - perfectpersoncoffee.comEddy Burback joins us in the studio for a stunning series of calls about embarassing yourself at d*ldo therapy, mistakenly catfishing a coworker, finding a mysterious man, and having a bad kiss with your soulmate.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & a
175: citizens arresting the cold brew catfish (w/ Sarah Doerner)
Sarah Doerner joins the show to take stunning calls from citizens about a cold brew thief in broad daylight, a coworkers girlfriend inviting you to a fourway post shift, and a friend group divided by partying too hard. Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extend
174: hooking up with two rival brothers in one night (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls from people who hooked up with two competing brothers in a single night, and have a neighborly mishap with the stoner next door. Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on
173: my one night stand left his teeth at my house (w/ Patrick McDonald)
Patrick McDonald joins the show to take stunning calls from people who procured teeth from a one night stand, who have a mailman they used to french, and someone who ate too many eggs.Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Yout
172: confronting the demon haunting my house (w/ Eric Striffler)
Eric joins the show to take terrifying calls for spooky season about a mimic haunting your house, a witch in your neighborhood you have to repay, and a ghost that has latched itself onto you. Rent The Tour Documentary!Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)
171: accidentally banged my professor's son... & daughter (w/ Ethan Nestor)
Watch The Tour Documentary (Out Friday): https://www.patreon.com/posts/im-not-perfect-141218671?Ethan Nestor joins the show to take stunning calls about a clown kink at a ren faire, hooking up with your besties ex, and banging your favorite professors son & daughter. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Frid
170: seducing my little sister's school bus driver (w/ Gabby Bryan)
Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about successfully getting your sex toys inside while on vacation, banging your sisters school bus driver, and extorting maple syrup from your ex boyfriend.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watc
169: sister in law secretly writing p*rn under my name (w/ Kylie Brakeman)
Kylie Brakeman joins the show to take stunning calls about crashing your car into someone at spin class, and a mysterious literotica writer using your name as a pseudonym.If you're wondering what that audio was in the beginning - it was a trailer for I'm Not A Perfect Person: A Tour Documentary! Coming October 2025. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN  
168: humiliated by my spin class nemesis (w/ Geoffrey James)
Geoffrey James joins the show for a scorcher of an episode in which we talk to callers about being exiled in spin class, dealing with loving feelings from the dishwasher you're banging, and getting a date from the hottie at lunch.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this e
167: accidentally surprised by my naked boss (w/ Rainie Toll)
Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about losing your keys to your workplace, getting surprised by your naked boss, insulting a friends haircut, and writing a piece of prose to your troubling neighbor. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this
166: my pack of furries ruined my potluck (w/ Will Witwer)
Will Witwer joins the show on our annual tokers episode for STUNNING calls. We talk to callers about a shrek themed birthday, a furry potluck, and a dad that is getting scammed on instagram.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bi
165: stealing my wii back from my insane ex bestie (w/ Kyle Prue)
Kyle Prue joins the show to take stunning calls about heisting a wii, a potentially groundbreaking nude leakage, and a beef at chili's.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube:
164: surprise d*ldo reveal at neighborhood soup night (w/ Damien Haas)
Damien Haas joins the show to take stunning calls about doing a tight 5 eulogy at an open mic, leaving out your d*ldo collection on the stove, and being surpassed by your husband in your favorite video game.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday &am
163: selling my rich ex boyfriend feet pics (w/ Hannah Pilkes)
Hannah Pilkes joins the show to take stunning calls from listeners about selling your rich ex boyfriend pricey foot pics, locking your keys in your laundry room, and being scammed by a telephone fraudster.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday &
162: accidentally banged my bestie's secret girlfriend (w/ Josh Gondelman)
Josh Gondelman joins the show to take stunning calls about giving your nana a heart attack, and accidentally having a threesome with your bestie's secret gf. BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this epi
161: eliminating a lover from my roster (w/ Ash Perez)
Ash Perez joins the show to discuss dressing like Wario, eliminating a lover from the love triangle, and wondering if friends only like you for your pool.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watc
160: framed for stealing from my job (w/ Catherine McCafferty)
Catherine McCafferty (Pretty Gay) joins the show to take stunning calls about a rampant over-gifter, a towel thief at work, and a scandalous lesbian love triangle.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this epi
159: losing my employees in the woods (w/ Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer)
Eric Striffler & Scott Cramer join the show to take stunning calls about losing your employees in the forest, being ghosted by your boss for texting while drunk, and hooking up with the guy from the blood bank.BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Fri
158: addressing the beef (w/ Will, Rainie, Jay & Jon)
BUY TICKETS FOR PP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveIn this stunning faceoff episode, Will Witwer, Rainie Toll, Jay Putnam, and Jonathan Hebert of the Wrecking Ball Crew & The Couch Boyz respectively, join the show to squash their beef and take stunning calls about killing your neighbors lawn, and one janitors war against a serial pisser.Join The Patreon: https://bit
157: forcibly uninvited to my boss's house party (w/ Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane)
Angela Giarratana & Jeremy Culhane join the show to take stunning calls about secret little bees on your desk, being forcibly uninvited from your boss's work part, and getting 10 lbs of flour to your home.SEE THE SHOW LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & a
156: betraying my unhinged coworker (w/ Jared Popkin)
SEE THE SHOW LIVE: https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJared Popkin joins the show to take stunning calls about betraying an unhinged coworker, and coming clean to a customer that you have been living a lie at a grocery store.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episod
155: we had another baby lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to take stunning calls, and also tell everyone about our brand new baby.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTFollo
154: a snack thief is bankrupting my office (w/ Josh Sharp)
Josh Sharp joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about paying your petty mom back, dealing with a high stakes snacking coworker, and conquering wasps.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Mile
153: I'm in love with my sperm donor (w/ Saracha)
Saracha joins the show to take stunning calls from iconic callers about crushing on your roommate, crushing on your sperm donor, and keeping art from exes.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main
152: my bestie's boyfriend peed in my backpack (w/ Zach, Keith & Rainie)
Zach Kornfeld, Keith Habersberger, and Rainie Toll join the show to take stunning calls about a roommate's boyfriend peeing in a backpack, and collecting bones on the highway.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPod
151: violent coup in my walking club (w/ Syd & Olivia)
Syd & Olivia join the show to take stunning calls about a professor who sees your butt, a violent coup in a walking group, and admitting your couples origin story.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch
150: accidentally recruited my coworkers for a threesome (w/ Owen Thiele)
Owen Thiele (Adults, Overcompensating) joins us in the call center to take stunning problems over the phone. We speak to callers about accidentally recruiting the fellow half Asians at work for a threesome, making out at the company outing, and stealing your boyfriends roommates toothbrushes.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus epis
149: confronting a Nun for watching p*rn on her work computer (w/ Anna Garcia)
Anna Garcia joins the show once again to take iconic callers. We solve issues about ripping your pants at work, confronting a 90 year old nun for watching illicit videos on her work hard drive, and getting sneezed awake by your neighbor every day.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended
148: framed for being too horny at work (w/ Raina Morris)
Raina Morris joins us in the call center to take stunning calls from anonymous callers about being framed for looking at boobs on your work phone, receiving a mystery gift from a noisy neighbor, and annihilating your cheating boss.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this
147: thousands of bees are making my life a living hell (Durham LIVE w/ Jay & Jon)
Jon and Jay join the Dialtone tour LIVE in Durham, NC to discuss the rise of the couch boyz, and solve problems about an office rumor that you killed someone, a family talent show, thousands of bees, and a chicken that keeps outsmarting its owner.BUY TICKETS TO TOURhttps://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bo
146: dropping a fish head in a billionaires fur coat (w/ Gianmarco Soresi)
Gianmarco Soresi joins the show to take stunning calls from people involved in a friend group fallout, a fish head in a billionaires coat, and a mystery toy in a boyfriends sock drawer.GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free exte
145: cancelled for boning down on a group trip (w/ JonnyCakes & Kwesi James)
Kwesi & Jonny join the show to discuss the ethics of boning down on a group trip, and kissing the wrong person in front of a crowded party of your enemies.GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episo
144: my boyfriend runs thirsty fan accounts for HIMSELF (w/ Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean)
Kelsey Darragh & Joyce Louis-Jean join the show to take stunning calls from a sneaky boyfriend impersonating his own fans, a gym hookup that keeps unsending seen texts, and a friend group implosion.GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday &
143: I stapled my fingers together at my office job (w/ Reilly Anspaugh)
Reilly Anspaugh joins the show to discuss her various perfections, and take calls from someone who stapled their fingies together at an important workplace, a girlboss who's besties are suing each other, and a book enthusiast accused of a moral crime.GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN  
142: my brother-in-law can't stop using his whip (w/ Jay Putnam & Jonathan Hebert)
The Couch Boyz are BACK, and they are here to solve problems of the utmost importance. An advice columnist with a write in about her own family's stolen piggy bank, and an awesome guy who simply cannot stop using his whip in the public square.GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -
141: my sister's fiancé sent me a d*ckpic (w/ Jacob Wysocki)
Jacob Wysocki (Dropout, UCB) joins the show to talk to stunning callers about a brother in laws d*ckpick, an unexpected romance at a wedding, and a pickleball first date.GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of
140: I peed on the mayors lawn for revenge (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)
Will and Rainie join the show to discuss peeing on the mayors lawn, and making sure your astrophysicist crush likes you back. GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: ht
139: prank calling listeners (w/ Eric Striffler)
Eric joins the show to prank call listeners until they realize, and then we help them with their problems. We fail at it, its a disaster, and then we assist callers with 6 year anniversary plans, a dog sitting note stealer, and a serial killer next door.GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN &n
138: confronting my brother for spending $6k on p*rno (w/ Jeremy Culhane)
GET TIX FOR PERFECT PERSON LIVE!https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveJeremy Culhane joins the show to discuss stunning calls about confronting your brother for spending 6k on spicy videos in a single night, being a corporate girlypop in big pharma, and sneaking a mini fridge into your workplace. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bon
137: besties with my cheating ex's parents (w/ Arasha Lalani)
________dialtone tour patreon presale NOW _____public sale 2/21_____https://linktr.ee/perfectpersonliveArasha Lalani joins the show to take stunning calls about being bullied at Jimmy Johns, a nasty coworkers nickname, and moving in next to your cheating ex girlfriend's parents. Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes eve
136: Yassifying Horse Theft (w/ Anna Garcia)
Anna Garcia joins the show to discuss finding a drummer, finding your sparkle at work, yassifying horse theft, and dealing with a nasty ex boss.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Vid
135: my neighbor's getting freaky by the window (w/ Ify Nwadiwe)
Ify Nwadiwe joins the show to discuss a neighbor watching butt stuff by the window, a barista forcibly upgrading your beverage, and a bridesmaid getting ejected from the bridal party.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/Pe
134: accidentally texted my boss my roleplay fanfic (w/ Geoffrey James)
Geoffrey James joins the show to solve stunning problems about sending your boss a sexy fanfic roleplay inquiry, avoiding rizz from a shifty friend, and boning the dollar store hunk.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/Per
133: Sarah is pregnant again lol (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
Sarah is back on the show, and we're having another baby. In possibly the funniest thing we could do, its time for baby #2. We also take stunning calls about accidentally playing porn at work in front of IT, confronting your pret sitter about stealing your ice cream, and breaking your nose going down on a one night stand.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN
132: sabotaging my workplace 'fun committee' (w/ Jonathan Hebert)
Jonathan Hebert joins the show to take stunning calls from real people about an ex fiance fancy table custody battle, condoms found at your workplace, and a fun committee splinter cell mole.Donate to those affected by the Los Angeles fires:https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/09/us/help-california-la-wildfires-victims.htmlJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN &nbs
131: My widowed dad is too hot (w/ Zac Oyama)
Zac Oyama joins the show to disperse wisdom on a daddy that is on the prowl, a wrestling company fiasco, and a soup competition.Join The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended version of this episode)Watch on Youtube: https://bit.ly/PerfectPodYTWatch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https:
130: shocking updates for 2024's Best Callers
Its that time of year AGAIN, where we wind 2024 to a close while celebrating its greatest hits. There were so many incredible ones, this is just the cream of the crop.Count down the best callers and updates this year with Mr Oak from the bachelor episodes, I dropped my cake (w/ Angela Giarratana), my brother is dating our cousin (w/ Jarvis & Jordan), and I played my alien sex audioboo
129: nemesis caught me buying lube for my hamster (w/ Will Witwer & Rainie Toll)
The WBC Is BACK to solve problems and sow chaos. We talk to someone caught buying hamster lube, a disgraced boss at a cat cafe, and a fast walker in a new relationship.Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTWatch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlopJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus
128: brother demands christmas bong (w/ Eric Striffler)
Eric Striffler joins the show as a little reindeer to help Santa take Christmas calls just in time for the big day.Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTWatch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlopJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes every Friday & ad-free extended ve
127: gaslighting a horse (w/ Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Brennan Lee Mulligan joins the show to discuss abusing your charitable powers to seize a Horse Nickname, flooding your building, and giving bad news to your dentist. Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTWatch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlopJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bo
126: catfished by my diabolical new roommate (w/ Sarah Bonsignore)
Sarah Bonsignore joins the show to dispense her perfect wisdom and take calls about a stolen shovel, a new insane roommate catfishing, and a surprise proposal.Watch Miles' Main Channel Videos: https://bit.ly/MilesbonYTWatch the SECRET BONUS CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/@MillySlopJoin The Patreon: https://bit.ly/PPPTRN -Weekly Bonus episodes
