I Get Gist For You
I Get Gist For You (IGGFY) is a no-holds-barred podcast hosted by KP and Uzor. The show features wild stories, hot takes, and unfiltered conversations about life, relationships, culture, and everything in between. The hosts say what others won't, laugh at what they shouldn't, and always keep it 100. The podcast is available on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and YouTube.
Episodes
Episode 42: He Works Night Shifts Just to Pay Her Bills
This episode, we welcome a friend of the pod, Skala @ogunb._, who takes us through the story behind his name before we dive into the world of AI music and play a song KP made for the pod using AI. We kick off our Beefs of the Week with Skala calling out car spotters and beggars, Uzor taking on unprovoked liars, and KP coming for fake news bearers. We also get into some wild three-way stories about
Episode 41: You Can’t Cancel Culture
This episode starts on a funny note as we recap and review our summer before getting into conversations about independence, voting, and the realities of growing older. KP shares the hilarious story of vomiting on a rollercoaster, while Uzor tells us about getting recognized from the pod at work. We also shout out SerHybrid, Truth & Pristine for supporting the brand, and give a special shoutout
Episode 40: "My Dad Did Not Believe in Me" ft. PROFFF
This episode, we sit down with Timi to talk about his journey as a creative, how he discovered his love for the camera, and what it was like growing up as an only child. Uzor also gets personal, relating to Timi’s experience of being fat in school and becoming the funny guy as a way to survive high school. Timi opens up about his relationship with his dad, including being told he wasn’t talented,
Episode 39: "Jude and Paul" ft. Taene I Get Gist For You Podcast
This episode comes with a special guest, Taene; the “bad girl who makes badder music” joining us for a amazing episode on a packed Toronto weekend as Asake, Ed Sheeran, and BTS take over the city. We talk about her favorite songs to perform, our perceptions of Abuja shaped by social media, and how we each navigate Christianity as individuals. We also get into our Beef of the Week: why female Afrob
Episode 38: “I Didn’t Cheat, I Just Kissed Someone Else” ft. Gabriella
Wherever you’re listening from, get comfortable and enjoy the episode 💐 And thank you for choosing to spend a little part of your day with us.If the gist made you laugh, think, argue with us out loud, or nearly embarrass yourself in public, follow the show so the next episode finds you when it drops.And if you’ve been enjoying IGGFY, please leave us a rating on Spotify or Apple Podcasts. It only t
Episode 37: All My Friends Are Sleeping with Each Other
This episode kicks off with a little World Cup banter before we briefly discuss the direction of Afrobeats, sparked by a song from Ef Moon. We also recap the previous episode before diving into the chaos of Caribana in Toronto, KP’s unforgettable forceful tipping encounter in Montreal, and our experience trying (and failing) to negotiate our very first podcast sponsorship deal.From there, we get i
Episode 36: IGGFY VS Tipping Culture ft. Hermella
This throwback episode takes us back to this time last year, giving you a glimpse of how the podcast started and the conversations that made you fall in love with us. We kick things off by comparing tipping culture in Canada and North America with Nigeria, unpacking how something that was once a kind gesture has become an expectation.The conversation gets even more chaotic as we share the craziest
Episode 35: So Asake Na Alhaji? ft. Kaykeed
This episode starts with a recap of the Historical Orchestra Night, where we unpack everything from how people showed up dressed to attention-seeking behavior, and the growing use of AI-generated flyers and cover art. As always, what starts as simple observations quickly turns into a hilarious and thought-provoking conversation.The conversation then takes a much deeper turn as we discuss pedophili
Episode 34: Inconvenience Is Not The Price for Community
We’re back, and we’re drawing lines in the sand. In Episode 34, we’re tackling the fine line between being a supportive friend and just being a free service. If you’re still acting as your friend group’s personal Uber driver or unofficial event planner, this is your intervention—the gig is up.We’re also getting into the weird side of "community" and accountability. We’re debating whether
Episode 33: “I Don’t Want Children”
Episode 33 is here, and we recorded this one under the sun, so the gist came out hotter 🌞We get into the stigma around vasectomies in African homes, the pressure of family planning, and why “purity culture” makes honest conversations about sex and responsibility feel like a crime. Is it selfish to choose a child-free life, or are people just finally being realistic about the world we live in?We al
Episode 32: I Get Rapture For You!
What happens when you mix a missed Rapture, a four-hour ride-share from hell, and a friendship quiz that goes completely sideways? You get EP 32 of the I Get Gist For You Podcast! This week, The IGGFY Boys are back with some of the most unhinged hypotheticals yet. We talk about the desperate need for a "scent rating" on Uber. We also get into the cultural specifics of how African parents
Episode 31: Is There No Puff-Puff in Heaven?
This episode starts with us discussing the Michael movie —well, the 20 minutes Uzor actually stayed awake for—before he reveals the big news: his parents have finally discovered the podcast after 16 months of "Hannah Montana" living! Things quickly get chaotic when KP shares the story of accidentally eating a "spiked" cake and having to survive a full family photoshoot while fighting for his life
Episode 30: "Morality is a Privilege"
Celebrating 30 episodes of I Get Gist For You! In this heavy-hitting episode, Uzor and KP dive deep into the uncomfortable realities of survival, immigration, and the complex relationship we have with our parents.Is morality truly a privilege? We explore the concept of "survival mode" for Nigerians in the diaspora and how financial desperation can test your character in ways you never expected. Fr
Episode 29: Mouth is Good Motors
This episode kicks off straight with a Burna boy and Shallipopi reference as we dive into the Beef of the Week, taking on the immaturity and disunity of the Afrobeats Big 3 and sharing our unfiltered takes. We also break down Odumodu’s standout bars and the ongoing “sapa” label conversations surrounding Blaqbonez, setting the tone for a lively and opinion-packed start.From there, we get into curre
Episode 28: You Are Just A Mere Mortal...
This episode starts with pure banter as we revisit life in Nigeria and some of the hilarious (and questionable) hygiene practices from boarding house days. The conversation shifts as KP experiences a sudden electricity outage in Canada and realize how his family had no idea how to react, leading us to question how we actually survived constant power outages growing up in Nigeria.From there, we unp
Episode 27: Stop Making Promises You Can't Keep!
This episode, we aren't even saying hi, we're going straight into our beefs! From Nigerian artists gatekeeping hits with 'snippet culture' to the audacity of Lagos brands charging in USD, we’re unpacking it all.The conversation takes a deeper turn into the future of AI, specifically deepfakes and cybercrime, inspired by the hit show To Kill A Monkey. They also explore the concept o
Episode 26: No Is A Complete Sentence!
We’re back with Episode 26, and this one is for anybody who has looked at the job market and whispered, so what was the point of all that school?KP and Uzor get into how cruel the current job market is right now. With the endless applying, the employment scams, the ghosting after interviews, the way everything feels harder than it should. We talk about the gap between what we were promised and wha
Episode 25: Are My Friends Ditching Me for Their GIRLFRIENDS? (Love Is Wicked 2)
If you check the records from "Love is Wicked 1," we were both extremely down bad. That episode was heavy; we were trauma dumping and fighting for our lives in the trenches of heartbreak. But look at us now. We’re not those same boys. We’ve healed. We’ve evolved. We’ve upgraded the steeze. Welcome to Love Is Wicked 2.But with evolution comes new problems. KP kicks things off with a serious grievan
Episode 24: 2026, The Year Of Audacity!
Happy New Year familyyyyy!!! This is our first episode of 2026, and our first episode since December 10, 2025. We came back with fresh energy, a new look, and one clear theme for the year: AUDACITY!!!We kick things off with the current state of Afrobeats and how the sound has been shifting. Uzor calls it the ss3fication of Nigerian music. Then we pause for the sweetest audacity of all: IGGFY just
Episode 23: Are You in Lagos This December?
Every December has its own kind of madness. Detty December. End-of-year nostalgia. Fake “new year, new me” declarations. People entering January with promises they already know they will abandon by the 5th. It is all part of the tradition. KP shares how he became KP, Uzor argues that we should all know less about each other, and the boys walk through the end-of-year rituals that make Nigerians who
Episode 22: The Selective Outrage Episode
This week we talk misophonia and why loud chewing feels like violence. Uzor declares war on the NFF. KP unveils his toilet pedal idea. And we take a long look at selective outrage, fake wokeness, and the people who hold strangers to higher standards than their own friends.We talk about growing up, weird things we carried from childhood, the way online voices shape young boys and girls, and how eas
Episode 21: A Failed Engagement is better than a Failed Marriage
What if your partner cheated right before the wedding? Would you still go through with it?In this episode, KP and Uzor talk about love, attraction, and the courage it takes to walk away from something that looks perfect on paper but feels wrong in real life. Sometimes the hardest decision is knowing when to let go, even when the ring is on the table.They talk about why attraction doesn’t always gr
Episode 20: The Struggles of Finding Community: It Takes a Village, But Everyone Don Japa
This episode is for everyone who’s felt the weight of growing up. For everyone who’s figuring out how to build community while life keeps pulling people apart. For those who miss how easy friendship used to be, before distance, time zones, and the quiet loneliness of adult life stepped in.We debated the messy timeline topics: Should men want to know if their partner has had multiple abortions? Why
Episode 19: Say No to Billing!
As the great philosopher Divine Ikubor once said, “Love is not a source of income.” And somehow, that line hits harder the older you get.Episode 19 is for everyone tired of mistaking effort for expense. KP and Uzor talk about dating in this economy, the madness of “apply pressure” culture, and why love shouldn’t feel like a transaction.They share stories, laughter, and a few uncomfortable truths —
Episode 18: I’m a Non-Practicing Nigerian!
Nigeria is 65 and we pulled up in our OG studio, dressed in full Naija attire, to talk about what independence really feels like. Independence Day is not simple pride. It is pride mixed with chaos, laughter with pain, joy with struggle. Being Nigerian is never one thing. It is everything at once.We sang the national anthem, not with pride but with questions. How does a country drowning in corrupti
Episode 17: Grief No Dey Give Heads Up
Grief is one of the hardest parts of adulting. Life does not pause, but you are carrying pain that changes how you see everything.In this episode, KP and Uzor open up about grief, loss, and what it means to navigate pain as adults. We talk about losing close friends, the guilt of moving on too quickly, the guilt of losing someone while on bad terms, and even near death experiences that shaped how
Episode 16: Nepo Babies, Fooling & Church Songs
We recorded this episode before the loss of our dear friend and Day 1 supporter, Richard Adeyemi.At the end of this episode, we included a short tribute to honour him.Richard believed in this podcast from day one and always showed love.We’re heartbroken. We dedicate this one to him. Rest in peace, Rich ❤️A GoFundMe has been set up to support his family.If you’re able to donate or even share the li
Episode 15: Why Are You Telling Stories That Aren’t Yours?
KP shares a real story about how someone tried to drag him into drama he wasn’t involved in. Just because he knew the person, they tried to bring his name into it. The question is… why do people do that?We also asked: • Would you collect $10 million to leave someone’s daughter alone? • Why do some people go out of their way to spoil others’ names? • Why do men always deny they were sleeping?Whethe
Episode 14: We Met FK & Jola, Got Dared to Go Home & Started War with Hype Men
We finally met up with our podcast aunties FK & Jola from the legendary I Said What I Said (ISWIS) podcast at their live show during Caribana 2025! In this episode, we give you the full gist of that iconic meet-up, recap our long Caribana weekend, and start a nationwide beef with hype men who don’t know when to pipe down.KP also opens up about a new fear: being dared to go home during truth or
Episode 13: 15 Friends Can’t Be Friends for 15 Years
This one’s personal 😮💨We’re talking friendship breakups, betrayal stories, and those awkward moments when Nigerian parents act like they didn’t notice someone’s been cut off.Plus:• The Coldplay concert cheating scandal 👀• KP’s beef of the week (skid marks in public toilets… please stop it)• Our new love for being naked 😭• TikTok being the invention of the decade• Uzor’s chaotic FYP• And some ligh
Episode 12: Latecomers, Love Island & Living in Delusion
We’re back and chaotic as ever.In this episode, we talk about how Love Island might just be one big scripted lie, why so many people are chronically late (especially in our community), and the scary levels of delusion out there 😭KP shares how he almost got scammed buying Coldplay tickets, and we drag GC muters who never know what’s going on. If you’ve got friends like that… yeah, this one’s for yo
Episode 11: THE 10 SUMMER COMMANDMENTS + KP’S CLOUT CHASING EXPOSED
In this chaotic episode, We start with KP slandering Uzor and the entire DND warriors tribe and Uzor responds with violence, calling KP a clout chaser and revealing just how bad he is at replying to messages 🤣The boys then debate birthdays, star signs, and KP’s “controversial joke” that led to a full public apology and a promise to donate a bag of rice to an orphanage 😭✋🏾Finally, we wrap things up
Episode 10: The Less I Know, The Better I Sleep
We made it to Episode 10! Thank you for 15K plays, 1.5K Spotify followers, 20K+ YouTube views, and all the love so far 🫶🏾This week’s gist is unserious, chaotic, and classic IGGFY:– KP shares wild dating site stories– We talk long-distance love and flings at weddings– Why sometimes ignorance is actually bliss– And why some friends should NEVER be on speaker Tap in, laugh with us, and don’t forget t
Episode 9: “Puberty Hit Me Really Hard”
In this Episode, KP and Uzor get into all kinds of gist: from wild stories about house helps in Nigerian homes to awkward puberty moments, acne struggles, and the addiction people don’t like to talk about — self-pleasure 😅It’s funny, relatable, and full of those “me too!” moments.Thank you for all the love and support. Keep listening, sharing, and subscribing. We love you!
Episode 8: Thank God For Home Training
Some of us are still standing today because our parents didn’t play about home training. In Episode 8 of I Get Gist For You, we throw it all the way back: from how we became friends to the wahala our parents gave us, the punishments we’ll never forget, and the home training that (kinda) made us who we are today.We also talk:– Growing up with strict Nigerian parents– Wild things we got punished fo
Episode 7: "If It’s Jollof now, You’ll know"
In this episode of I Get Gist For You, Uzor & KP attempt to figure out what it really means to be a “real man”… and quickly realize they’re not quite making the cut.This week’s gist includes former fat people tormenting us, checking partners’ phones (and why the laptop is the real danger zone), what makes someone a “real man” in 2025, and of course, more IGGFY magic you didn’t know you needed.
Episode 6: Nigerians, Who Do Us This Thing?
Nigerians, who did this thing to us?! In this episode of I Get Gist For You, Uzor & KP break down everything from toxic workplace culture, nepotism, and ageism in Nigerian work environments, to why it feels like Nigerians don’t like putting each other on—especially in the diaspora.They share personal stories about chaotic job experiences, working while young, and navigating spaces where being
Episode 5: “Those Kids Are Not Mine?”
Imagine raising kids, paying school fees, showing up to every PTA meeting—only to find out years later that… those kids no be your own?! The wahala is too much!In this episode, Uzor (@uzxrma) shares a deeply personal and eye-opening family story that explores the scary world of paternity fraud—and why so many young people today are genuinely afraid of marriage. This one is real, raw, and unfiltere
Episode 4: The Search For a Wife Continues
What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ghosted a talking stage? Be honest! 👀In this episode of I Get Gist For You, KP & Uzor break down the things they absolutely cannot stand in a talking stage, plus some of their funniest (and most valid) ghosting stories 😂KP also gives us a recap of his Lagos trip—including his special invitation to meet CCI Lead Pastor, Pst. Iren 🌍✈️Tune in for the gist, the la
Episode 3: My Bully became a Celebrity
Boarding school in Nigeria? If you know, you KNOW. Some seniors didn’t just take authority — they made life a living nightmare.💔 In this episode, Kp & Uzor take us back to those wild boarding school days, sharing their raw, unfiltered experiences with bullying, trauma, and the shocking plot twist of seeing their former bully become a whole celebrity. 😳This one’s personal, it’s hilarious, and i
Episode 2: Love is Wicked
Heartbreak is a universal experience, but some are just next level wicked 😭. In this episode, KP shares the traumatic breakup that left him questioning everything, while Uzor reveals the message that made him give up on love entirely. We’re breaking down the heartbreaks that shook us—and the (questionable) lessons we maybe learned.But that’s not all! We’re also celebrating 100 subscribers on YouTu
Episode 1: Power Left Me
Welcome to the very first episode of I Get Gist For You! We’re coming in HOT with stories you won’t believe, funny, embarrassing, and downright chaotic moments from growing up fat. From struggling with belts and chairs that weren’t built for us to the most humiliating experiences, we’re exposing it ALL. But that’s not all we are also laying down the LAW on things we absolutely DO NOT want to see i
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