Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
A husband and wife duo spend all week 'doing their research' and then tell each other about the series of tabs they have opened and how they got there. It's a perfect show for passing time at work, feeling camaraderie while doing chores, or playing for a romantic partner during a long road trip to cut the tension.
Episodes
Ghosts of War NOBODY talks about | TMT 196
Mrs. P. does a deep dive on wartime ghosts. This investigation takes us to France for the 100 year war, Vietnam for Operation Wandering Soul, Mexico for their war of Independents and finally China during their civil war. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - https://pearlmania500.net FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to our giveaway with Bellesa Boutique wins something! https
Bloodsuckers From EVERY Corner of the Earth | TMT 195
Mrs. P. investigates Vampires from around the world. Starting in New England and heading to Egypt, West Africa, the Caribbean, South America and Asia! Some of their crimes include, sucking blood, stealing fat, disguising themselves in human skin, traveling as a blue ball of light. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. Pearlmania500 - https://www.instagram.com/mrs.pearlmani
Explaining Warhammer 40k to My Wife | TMT 194
You asked for it! It's the Warhammer 40k episode! Alex explain's the lore of the Orks, Necrons, Aeldari, League of Votann, Tyranids, T'au, the Imperium and Chaos. How Margret thatcher is involved, fascists are chased out of the community and why the company behind it all is evil and greedy. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net Check out OATH.VOTE for candidates that need your
How One Word Became a Hotel, a School, and a Salad | TMT 193
NEW MERCH! 👕👜- https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ This Week Mrs. P covers all things Waldorf from the hotel, the salad and the school that's secretly a religious cult that believes in the force from Star Wars. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL HERE: 🎟️ www.crashingouttour.com New customers can use code toomany50off to get 50% off a
The Coal Wars Never Actually Ended | TMT 192
NEW MERCH! 👕👜- https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ In honor of workers rights we are covering The West Virginia Mine Wars which pitted coal miners against their exploitative bosses. The mining company hired goons, a private air forces, armored trains with machine guns where as the miners had the numbers and the solidarity that eventually won out. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pe
The Salad Terror Cult | TMT 191
Today we are talking about Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh aka "Osho" founder of the Rajneesh movement which was about free love, sex, violence and lots of Rolls-Royce. In the pursuit of power they rigged elections, created their own town and carried out the first Bioterror Attack on American soil. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL HERE: 🎟️ www.crash
Whatever Happened to Trimspa? | TMT 190
It's Quack Month and Mrs. Pearlmania is taking a look at the hypnotist behind TrimSpa. "It's TrimSpa Baby!" Made famous by the infomercial staring Anna Nicole Smith. It's a very strange journey that takes us from Grokepedia to Syndey Swenney, Cheers, Pokemon and much more. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net Watch BIGG COUNTY RESTORATION HERE: https://youtu.be/BEJMWZWC-6I?is=
RIP Dolly Parton - Afterparty (TMT 177)
In a special extended free edition of the afterparty, The Pearlman's remember America's Angel, Dolly Parton, while trying to read comments from their too many tabs episode about James Charles. This episode is a roller coaster of emotions. So process your grief while finding laughs and resilience and always keep your chin up like Dolly would have wanted. See Alex live on the Crashing Out Tour: www.
He Put Metal Spikes in People's Heads for Fame | TMT 189
This week Mrs. P. went on a true crime investigation of Dr. Anthony Pignataro the arrogant unlikeable doctor who would stop at nothing to become a famous plastic surgeon. Truly a terrifying individual Dr. Pignataro went from selling sketchy backroom surgeries and implementing medal spikes in peoples head to trying to murder his wife with ant poison. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlman
Mel Robbins: The Dark Side of the "Let Them" Theory | TMT 188
It's Quack Month and Mrs. Pearlmania's is looking at the worlds most popular "life coach" Mel Robbins. From the "Five Second Rule" to "Just Let them" just how effective, ethical and original are her techniques? Alex also tries her protein drink and we find out if Madea really inspired her most popular book. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL
Does This California Poop Doctor Hate Italians? | TMT 187
It's Quack Month and Mrs. Pearlmania's algorithm fed her an ad from a Doctor who's obsessed with fruits, olive oil and poop so naturally she had to investigate. This episode is wild as we discover an online store filled with supplements, beauty products and air purifiers to alleged anti-Italian sentiment. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL HE
The Surgeon Who Changed Everything While HIGH | TMT 186
It's Quack Month and Mrs. Pearlmania is doing a deep dive on the Dr. House of the 1880's. Dr William Stewart Halsted suffered extreme opioid and amphetamine addiction in a time where there was not much help. However he also pionered many medical practices still used today so we ask the question. Medical genius, Quack or something in between? JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.ne
REVEALED: The Fake Woman Hiding in Your Kitchen | TMT 185
Mrs. Pearlmania does a deep dive on the hundreds uncredited, unappreciated and underpaid women who built the Betty Crocker persona. Starting in the 1920's we examine the businesswomen, radio announcers, and bakers who made this brand an iconic staple for the everyday baker. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL HERE: 🎟️ www.crashingouttour.com N
The HIDDEN Genius Behind the Revolution | TMT 184
This week for independence day Alex does a deep dive on the often forgotten founder Thomas Paine. Most famous for writing revolutionary pamphlets like "Common Sense" Paine's opinions made a lot of enemies. His writings pissed off really rich people on both sides of the Atlantic, insulted George Washington, Jesus Christ, and every religion he could think of. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://
Ellen: from Trailblazer to Tyrant | TMT 183
This week Mrs. Pearlmania does a deep dive into the contradiction of the life and career of Ellen Degeneres. A LGBTQ icon who had the courage to speak and come out much earlier than most. She also used her platform to advocate for visibility and many LGBTQ advocacy projects. However there is a dark side that includes countless bullying accusations, and a close friendship with a war criminal. JOIN
The Gay Takeovers They Never Saw Coming | TMT 182
Mrs. Pearlmania gives us a deep dive on the top gay takeovers! Starting with creating an independent gay nation, to dominating softball in the city of Atlanta. Following it up with flooding a right wing hashtag with gay love and to for finale, Forcing regime change in the country of Hungary . JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www
The Secret Mafia Plot That Accidentally Ignited PRIDE | TMT 181
Mrs. Pearlmania delves into the history of mob involvement in gay nightlife. And how Mafia involvement and police corruption lead to the events of the Stonewall uprising and acted as a catalyst for the larger LGBTQ rights movement in America. GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL HERE: 🎟️ www.crashingouttour.com JOIN OUR
The Nonbinary Prophet History Tried To Erase | TMT 180
Today we're talking about the Public Universal Friend. Inspired by the Patreon Mrs. P does a deep dive on the United States first non-binary individual and first American to found a religion. A horse-person at heart who wasn't afraid to kick-ass in the male dominated world of the 1700's. GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ MRS. PEARLMANIA'S FIRST EVENT
Ranking The 21 WORST Bald Men Alive | TMT 179
Inspired by how horrible Canadian business Kevin O'Leary is. Mr. P. brings us a tier list of the top 20 worsts balds (and 5 good ones.) From Jeff Bezos, Steven Miller, Fetterman, Joe Rogan to the sleeper bald of Donald Trump and Putin. We cover their greed, Jealousy and war crimes but have hope that among the damned theres a few emotionally luscious balds as well. GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE
Strawberries And The Poison Panic | TMT 178
GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL HERE: 🎟️ www.crashingouttour.com GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ Mrs. P. does an investigation on the safety of strawberries. Starting at the mommy blog Mamavationn, and then leading to the evil strawberry overlord Driscoll's and the even more evil overlord Monsanto. We also go on an Erin Brockovich Real Housewives
Unmasking the James Charles Meltdown | TMT 178
GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL HERE: 🎟️ www.crashingouttour.com Mrs. P. does a deep dive on the problematic history of James Charles. From His rise to stardom off twitter virality and Ellen appearances to building a makeup empire. She explores his role in Dramageddon, DMing underage boys and now attacking Spirit Ai
How Women Can Shake Empires | TMT 176
GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL HERE: 🎟️ www.crashingouttour.com Mrs. P. uncovers the secret legacy of lady spies and the incompetent or conniving men that ruined it. The story covers everything from present day plots to honeypot ice agents and get information on raids to world war two entertainers and dancers who k
STORY REPORT - The King of Ashes
MRS. PEARLMANIA'S STORY REPORT HAS RETURNED! AFter an incredibly long hiatus, a new spoiler filled retelling of THE KING OF ASHES by S.A. Cosby is here to grace your ears in an AUDIO ONLY CAPACITY. Listen to the Story of Roman and his idiot brother Dante, who try to navigate their way out of a violent gang debt in Virginia. With a cast of characters that just keeps expanding. As mentioned at the
The Hidden Lore of Mother's Day EXPOSED | TMT 175
GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL HERE: 🎟️ www.crashingouttour.com Mothers Day is around the corner and Mrs.P unearthed the wild and true story of how Mothers Day started and almost ended!! Explore the lore of Mothers Day with a surprise gift guide for the Mother in your life from Mrs Pearlmania! This gift guide has t
Birth of a Monster: Stephen Miller | TMT 174
GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ GET TICKETS TO SEE ALEX AND PHIL HERE: 🎟️ www.crashingouttour.com The Wife of all around bad guy Stephan Miller called liberal men ugly! This unleashed a furry in Mrs. P. who responds with a deep dive exposing the corrupt, morally bankrupt, physically and mentally repugnant Steven Miller. Grab some popcorn and enjoy
YOU ASKED WE ANSWERED | TMT 173
GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net Mr. and Mrs. P. sit down to answer your questions. Including how they met, what dishes Alex can prepare from scratch, why Mrs. P left Cosmetology school, and what they would save from a burning building. Join them as they get a little too personal. Subscribe f
The Rise and Fall of AIRBNB | TMT 172
GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ See Alex 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/alexpearlman/ Social Media Workshop 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/merch/socialmediaworkshop/ Mrs. P. examines the scandal ridden history of Airbnb. From their humble beginnings selling cereal, blow up mattresses and pop tarts to
EXPOSED: The INSANE lore of Erika Kirk | TMT 171
GET THE CUTE GARDENING MERCH HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ See Alex 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/alexpearlman/ Social Media Workshop 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/merch/socialmediaworkshop/ Donate to Philabundance: https://secure.philabundance.org/site/Donation2?df_id=10793&mfc_pref=T&10793.donation=form1 Mrs. P. examines th
MUSICALS that MAGA hates (and we LOVE ❤️) | TMT 170
See Alex 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/alexpearlman/ Social Media Workshop 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/merch/socialmediaworkshop/ Mr. and Mrs. P return to the christian movie guide to see what MAGA thinks of their favorite (and least favorite) musicals. From Sweeney Todd, A Star is Born, Moulin Rouge!, Chiago to the Sound of Music, Les Mis and o
The Greatest SCAM on Earth | TMT 169
See Alex 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/alexpearlman/ Social Media Workshop 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/merch/socialmediaworkshop/ Mrs. P looks into the exploitative practices of P. T. Barnum from slavery to animal cruelty, fraud and extreme greed. P. T. Barnum was a man not afraid to lie. This image contrasts incredibly to Hugh Jackman's portraya
Our Food is Our Fight | TMT 168
Mr's P. looks at the history of gardening and how everything is political. From tulips in the Ottoman Empire, to English cottages, American war gardens to the lawns of French aristocracy. Mrs. P looks at how gardening practices can topple empires, start wars, end wars and create an extraordinary amount of waste. See Alex 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/alexpearlman/ Soci
YOU KNOW NOTHING | TMT 167
See Alex 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/alexpearlman/ Social Media Workshop 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/merch/socialmediaworkshop/ See Alex 3/19 on The Dollop Live https://www.livenation.com/event/vv1AeZkuvGkdMwbZ4/the-dollop-the-dollop-podcast-live Mr's P. does a deep dive on the Know Nothing Party. A secret society from 1840's who's views and me
TOP 10 Secret Simpsons Prophecies | TMT 165
See Alex 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/alexpearlman/ Social Media Workshop 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/merch/socialmediaworkshop/ Alex does a deep dive on The Simpsons, their connections to the Epstein files and how they were able to correctly predict such world changing events such as 9/11, Covid, NSA Spying, Voter Fraud, OceanGate and so many m
UGLY TRUTH: The MAGA Makeup Billionaire | TMT 165
See Alex 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/tickets/alexpearlman/ Alex's Social Media Workshop 4/18 in Pottstown, PA - https://souljoels.com/shop/merch/socialmediaworkshop/ Mrs. P intended to delve into fascinating career of Estée Lauder however her gross evil son kept getting in the way. From exploiting his lifelong friendship with trump to colonize Ukraine and Greenland's mineral
The EVIL COMPANY you are paying EVERY DAY | TMT 164
Mrs. P takes a deep dive into Private Equity and the evils it brings and how its tentacles touches every part of our life. From food, to dating, to music, to owning the words largest DNA database. Nothing is safe. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunter - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE
Wildest Deaths from Wikipedia | TMT 163
Mrs. P takes a deep dive into the world's strangest, stupidest, and craziest deaths. From coconuts, to vending machines, to crazy inventions and death during sex. Also Alex gets the spray bottle every time he brings up the Epstein Files. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunter - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania GET THE MISCELLANEO
REVEALED: CONSPIRACY of the GOSSIP to MAGA Pipeline | TMT 162
Mrs. P tackles the gossip world that marries politics and pop culture. Our Villains for the night are Jessica Reed Kraus, Candace Owens, Tim Pool and so many more. We follow the mommy blogger/wellness pipeline to RFK, TRUMP, Defending ICE, Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, Johnny Depp, Danny Masterson and so many more. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlman
DIVORCE HIM while you still can | TMT 161
Mrs. P tackles the issue of no fault divorce and how some conservatives want to get rid of it. Before it was legal a whole industry sprung up around the "Reno Cure" and traveling out of state to get a divorce. From celebrity gossip to lesbian enclaves this episode has it all. JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunter - https://www.youtube.
Why Republicans LOVE Cowboy hats | TMT 160
Mrs. P dives into the history of the Stetson Hat and how it was co-opted to became the preferred fashion accessory of the fascist performative male. From pro socialist, immigration and women's rights beginnings in Mexican culture to being brought back east to Philadelphia and mass produced using a business model closely resembling tech companies of today. Our friends at A Four Foot Prune who start
AFTERPARTY (FREE EDITION) - TMT 154 - Sydney Sweeney's Jeans Redux
JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net USE PROJECT2026 as the promo code to get a discount on an ANNUAL subscription! This week Mrs. and Mr. P examine the comments and fallout from their Sydney Sweeney and History of Jeans Episode (TMT 154). From the death of Dick Chaney and Sydney Sweeneys Many Box Office and endorsement failures to middle age cloth dying techniques using Sea
Our REDACTED 2025 Tier List | TMT 159
ALEX CAMEO FLASH SALE IS LIVE - https://www.patreon.com/posts/alex-is-now-on-145098491 JOIN OUR PATREON COMMUNITY and use the PROMO Code PROJECT2026 to get 30% off an annual subscription - 🌍 https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. and Mr. P rank the top moments of 2025 from TikTok going dark, Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Performance calling out Drake to Zohran's Victory and Sabrina Carpenter standing up t
STORY REPORT - Bury Your Gays (By Chuck Tingle)
*** content warning - this episode is NOT for children as we read a lot of Chuck Tingle Book Titles IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW*** See Alex in Philly 12/20 and 12/21 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/125409 ALEX JOINED CAMEO - https://www.patreon.com/posts/alex-is-now-on-145098491 Mrs. Pearlmania's story report returns just in time for christmas with a book that has NOTHING TO DO WITH CHRIS
Oprah Winfrey: MOTHER OF DEMONS | TMT 158
See Alex in Philly 12/20 and 12/21 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/events/125409 ALEX JOINED CAMEO - https://www.patreon.com/posts/alex-is-now-on-145098491 Mrs. P does a deep dive the horrible crimes Oprah and her three Demons (Dr Phi, Dr. Oz, and Jenny McCarthy) have committed. Alleged offenses include working with ICE, Vaccine Denialism, exploiting 13 year old girls, selling all sorts of
PARADE of DOOM: Macy's insane History | TMT 157
Mrs. P does a deep dive on the Macy's Parade, and the whaler, and two crockery magnets responsible. We being with a story of philanthropy, feeding the unhoused, the needy, fighting tuberculosis and ends darker with our subjects supporting the confederacy, funding the creation of the state of Israel and a trip on the Titanic. See Alex in Philly 12/20 and 12/21 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.c
Coconut Chex Treats Recipe - Vibing with the Food Idiot (Free Edition)
Vibing with the Food Idiot is USUALLY a patreon exclusive show, but for the holidays Mrs Pearlmania is explaining her incredible coconut chex treats to everyone FOR FREE! That's right she's giving you a tast of our patreon exclusive content, but right now you can get 30% off an annual subscription to our patreon with the promo code: PROJECT2026 go to: https://pearlmania500.net and become a team
Napoleon's Nephew: The Lover of Coups | TMT 156
Alex does a deep dive on French emperor Napoleon III and the lessons he teachers us. From his message of "Make France Great Again," to his many coup attempts, to finally getting elected the president of France on the backs of a massive Propaganda campaign. And once he became president he decided he wasn't going to be held back by term limits and made himself the emperor for life. Subscribe for Mr
Your Pizza Party Funded a Hate Group | TMT 155
Alex discovers how funds from Domino's Pizza headquarters's rent is funding a fascist catholic university, hate group and entire town. After finding a picture of Charlie Kirk and Jesus spooning Mr. P had too know more. The story begins with the Pizza Billionaire Tom Monaghan and how after business dealings with Mitt Romney he slips deep into the hole of crazy fascist religious billionaire. But don
Indigo, Cotton, and Exploitation: The history of Sydney Sweeney's Jeans | TMT 154
When Sydney Sweeney said "Jeans are not Controversial" Mrs. P had to investigate and what she found was astounding. From Sydney Sweeneys stalling career, to her plans with Geoff Bezos, to the origins of Jeans in India, Britain, America. And how they were touched by the republic of Genoa, the British Ra, East India Trading Company, Mahatma Gandhi, and the prison industrial complex. And then of cou
The Secret Banking Clan that Bought Mulitple Presidents | TMT 153
GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania This week Mr. Pearlmania is teaching Mrs. Pearlmania about the super secret American banking clan that just gave Donald Trump $130,000,000 million to run the militar
$40 Billion Nazi Rat Line Country Lore | TMT 152
GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Dusk's D&D KICKSTARTER - https://www.secretgardenadventureclub.com His Name Is Dusk - https://www.hisnamewasdusk.com Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Mrs. and Mr. Pearlmania examine Trumps 40 billio
PEARLMANIA CASE FILES: 3rd ANNUAL HALLOWEEN TTRPG (featuring Hisnamewasdusk) | TMT 151
Dusk's D&D KICKSTARTER - https://www.secretgardenadventureclub.com His Name Is Dusk - https://www.hisnamewasdusk.com GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania are joined by His Name
Story Report - Garden Spells
It's time for a COZY story report. If you love whimsy goth, Stardew Valley and Hallmark Movies, you are going to love this SPOILER FILLED retelling of Sarah Addison Allen's GARDEN SPELLS. This 2007 novel has it all, food magic, North Carolina Sisters, a tempermental giving tree, Sexy Tyler, a wrap around porch, an old lad that is a walking Checkov's Gun, and SO MUCH HEART. We loved this book so
HORRIFYING! The Disturbing Lore of 3 Haunted Lakes| TMT 150
GET THE MISCELLANEOUS IMMORALITY SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Subscribe for Mrs. Pearlmania Ghost Hunts - https://www.youtube.com/@Mrs.Pearlmania Mr. and Mrs. Pearlmania do a deep dive on the historical, politiical and supernatureal implications of their top 3 spookiest lakes. Lake Lanier in Georgia is hiding
Mrs P's Top 6 GATES OF HELL | TMT 149
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We Get Read to Filth by the STARS | TMT 148
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net See Alex Open for Walter Masterson 10/30 - https://philadelphia.heliumcomedy.com/shows/331512 Mrs. P. looks at the trans-religious philosophy of Human Design. The creation of an advertising executive who got burned out and abandoned his family to party in Ibiza for 8 years before receiving a message from the divine that he needed to get to
STARBUCKS: America's Cultural Battleground | TMT 147
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. P. looks at why Starbucks has become a battleground for culture wars. From ordering your favorite conservative podcasters drink and forcing the barista to say his name, to boycotts over their support for Israel, to Starbucks union busting, war on Christmas, gay marriage, and racism. Starbucks has been involved in almost every culture
Checking in on ROCK BOTTOM | TMT 146
LAST CHANGE FOR QUACK MONTH SHIRTS: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs' P. digs into notorious "Try Guy Cheater" Ned Fulmer's latest podcast where he invites his wife on to further humiliate the both of them. Also, Publishers clearinghouse is going out of business and leaving one John Wyllie too fend for himself after his $
RUINED: The UGLY side of E.L.F. Cosmetics | TMT 145
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. Pearlmania explores the many scandals of e.l.f. cosmetics from the playboy reckless founder who was confronted by a demonic vision which terrified him so much he sold all his possessions and joined the priesthood. To a recent outrage scandal involving the m
Story Report - Everyone Is Lying to You
Mrs Pearlmania's STORY REPORT returns with a Trad Wife influencer murder mystery thriller! This month our favorite momfluencer read a book that is so incredible it made Mr. Pearlmania audibly gasp MULTIPLE TIMES. This story has it all: thinly veiled references to Ballerina Farms, Harrison Butker, and the secret lives of mormon wives; instagram frenemy stalking; and so many well deserved twists th
The Streisand Effect: She Tried to Hide from the Internet | TMT 144
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net 📚Nerds For Literacy - www.nerdsforliteracy.com 🎤See Alex in Richmond, VA 10/8 - https://richmond.funnybone.com/event/star-spangled-banter-with-heather-gardner/richmond-funny-bone-comedy-club/ Mrs. P. does some research on the Streisand Effect and what it means t
SHOCKING: RFK Jr's DARK past EXPOSED | TMT 143
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Pearlmania explores the king quack himself Robert F. Kennedy Jr. From the early horrors of death and family tragedies to become an environmental activists, road kill eater and notorious disloyal husband. To the present when he discovers who profi
The Laziest Space Alien Grifter OF 1947 | TMT 142
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Mrs. P tackles the quack William R. Ferguson (1900-1967) and how he got thousands of people to join his UFO doomsday cult and sell his Shake Weight in one of America's earliest Pyramid schemes. In between trips to Mars and Venus with the Alien Demon Khauga the l
LOSER: MAHA's Biggest BULLY: Jillian Michaels | TMT 141
THIS EPISODE WAS RECORDED BEFORE JILLIAN MICHAELS DEFENDED SLAVERY ON CNN, OH MY GOD SHE IS THE WORST. GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates celebrity trainer and fitness expert Jillian Michaels and her journey to promoting scams, pseudoscience and wright wing co
KRATOM: the LEGAL $13 Gas station POISON | TMT 140
GET THE QUACK MONTH SHIRT HERE: 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P investigates the highly addictive gas station drink "Feel Free" that is ruining peoples lives. Starting with the sketchy creator J.W. Ross who discovered this plant while in rehab in Thailand. And ending with Ross changing his name to hide
THE AFTER PARTY - TMT 136 - MAGA MOVIE GUIDE
To our regular listeners, we are giving you a taste of our patreon exclusive show for free. if you want more exclusive paywalled content, join us at www.pearlmania500.net IT'S TIME FOR THE AFTER PARTY! The Pearlman's react to your comments from Youtube and patreon from a recent episode as well as give shoutouts to our newest team members on Patreon at www.pearlmania500.net This episode covers so
DOWNFALL of the LIVER KING - QUACK MONTH | TMT 139
THE MERCH IS HERE!!!! - 👕 https://www.bonfire.com/store/too-many-tabs/ JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net For Quack Month Mrs. P tackle's the disgusting smelly raw meat eating mess of the Liver King and his billion dollar empire built on quackery and lies. The liver king has been pushing some harmful anti scientific beliefs through his "Ancestral Tenets" and "Swords of Manh
STORY REPORT - Disco Witches of Fire Island
It's time for another Story Report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month she read Disco Witches of Fire Island by Blair Fell, a story of magic, love, mermaids, Grace Jones, gay sex, and somehow the city of Phildelphia. You don't have to have read the book to enjoy this episode, as Mrs. P is going to explain the plot to Alex for your listening pleasure. If you enjoy the story, request the book from your l
REVEALED: Jubilee's SECRET mind control tactics | TMT 138
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman's tackle Jubilee's insidious plan to shift mainstream political and cultural discourse more mainstream. From casting straight fascists to entrusting their fact checking service to a far right wing billionaire to selling out to venture capital. Jubilee is a circus. Su
The Flagrant Bullsh*t of Andrew Schulz | TMT #137
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman's tackle the fallout facing the Podcast bro's as they realize trump played them and is never releasing the Epstein files because it most definitively implicate him more than any single person. Andrew Schulz, Theo Von, Joe Rogan, Logan Paul, NELK all interviewed trum
How MAGA Christians rate our favorite MOVIES | TMT #136
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman's tackle what christian nationalist think of their favorite movies from Rom-Coms to Godzilla to Cars 2. Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is demonic. Mrs. P also goes in depth on the new Christian Lawsuit that would allow churches to support preside
Does Jeff Bezos Have Friends? | TMT #135
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlman's talk the tacky fashion choices of the shameless celebrities who showed up at the Bezos wedding. They also examine Anna Wintour's reason for stepping down as the editor of vogue and the hand the Laren Sanchez Jeff Bezos wedding played. Get 50% off one Adam & Eve ite
Why is LABUBU? | TMT #134
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A The Pearlmans talk the crazy new addiction of Labubu's, Liver Kings Terroristic Threats against Joe Rogan and the Bezos wedding and how it ended Katy Perry and Orland Bloom's engagement. Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code TABS at https://www.ridge.com/TABS K
The Murder Bot Diaries - STORY REPORT
It's the June Story report by Mrs Pearlmania! This month's pick has been a long time coming, as Mrs. P has received multiple copies of this novel in our PO Box and requests from DMs. The Murder Bot Diaries By Martha Wells are a rip roaring sci-fi adventure that really feels exactly like the story of a 22 year old security guard in 2005. You'll have to listen to the episode to understand that refe
Who is Karen Read and how World War III starts | TMT #133
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A Mrs. P catches Alex up on the Karen Read Trial, Alex goes in on all the MAGAts jumping ship including Tucker Carlson and how his interview with Ted Cruz was just a PR stunt. And finally the Pearlman's touch on some positive ways to survive World Wa III if things go poorly and we
They're All Watching You | TMT #132
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net Watch Alex's new comedy special https://youtu.be/UWjPZArqK4A Taco (Trump Always Chickens Out) - song https://open.spotify.com/artist/3lcF91LG4zXnw6SZJtXeX5 The Pearlman's talk Trump and Elon's big breakup, the protests in LA, ICE Raids and how Theo Von managed to get himself involved again. What the democrats are doing about it (nothing) a
Telling Tales with Tell Williams | TMT #131
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net The Pearlman's are joined by special guest Tell Williams to discuss friendship, relationships, Content Creation, and Tells viral video confronting RFK on his views on Autism. Find and book a top-rated doctor today with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/TABS GET IN TOUCH https://www.instagram.com/pearlmania500 https://www.instagram.co
Trump Pardons Chrisley Family | TMT 130
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net The Chrisley family of reality show fame stole tens of millions of dollars but was able to convince Trump to give them a pardon. Mrs P. does a deep dive into the exact steps Savanah Chrisley had to take to get into the good graces of Trump and get her parents out of decades of prison time. Alex also examines a few other undeserving pardon
Diavola - STORY REPORT
Mrs. P's Story report is back with an haunted family vacation in an italian villa that is just a little too close for comfort for Mr. P's actual life. LOL. This is a spoiler filled review/retelling of the Novel Diavola by Jennifer Thorne. You do not need to have read the book to follow along with Mr. P's reactions, but if you want to read it first GO GET YOUR LIBRARY CARD! This is an audio exclus
Elon Musk Is a Lying Loser | TMT #129
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans adress Elon Musk's latest PR tour and examine some of the many lies he's telling. And how he's trying to distance himself from all the damage he did. Mrs. P. also does a deep dive on the worlds largest asbestos mine formerly in Canada and the even bigger one in Russia! Get free shipping on your Quince order an
TikTok Says Gingers Are Black | TMT #128
JOIN OUR COMMUNITY - 🌍 Patron - https://pearlmania500.net In this episode the Pearlmans address the TokTok trend calling gingers black and address the societal pressures of what it really means to be a redhead. Obviously, Alex has a lot to say about the subject. Protect your personal data with a subscription to DELETEME today and save 20% here: https://joindeleteme.com/PEARLMANIA20 Support the s
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