Two dudes, who are not quite nerds but not quite newbs, choose a horror movie each week to rate and review.
Episodes
Clayface (2026)
We step into the DCU and ask ourselves “Is Clayface a horror movie?” in this review of Clayface.
Halloween H20: 20 Years Later (1998)
We discuss the pros and cons of Halloween H20 (and Josh Hartnett’s haircut).
Other Mommy (2026)
Please let us into your heart as we discuss Other Mommy.
Coraline (2009)
A rare in-person discussion on Caroline prompts some disagreements on parenting.
Sleepy Hollow (1999)
We discuss Sleepy Hollow while riding in a horse. Drawn carriage.
Resident Evil (2026)
We discuss Resident Evil while rolling down the road in a conjoined ball.
Rerun: Psycho II (1983)
It’s been 7 years since our episode on Psycho II. We're rerunning this underrated sequel because it deserves more attention.
Paranormal Activity 2 (2010)
We paid to get all these cameras installed but still won’t check the footage in this episode on Paranormal Activity 2.
Insidious: Out of the Further (2026)
We hope you can understand this episode on Insidious: Out of the Further without any grapefruit visual aids.
Wes Craven's New Nightmare (1994)
We kick off another Sequel September with a discussion on Wes Craven’s New Nightmare.
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
Little Death created this episode for you on Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma.
Top 10 Final Boys
It is unclear if either one of us understood the assignment in this countdown of our Top 10 Final Boys.
Rerun: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
In light of reports that a new A Nightmare on Elm Street film is in the works, we thought we’d revisit this episode from way back in 2020. This is when we learned Ashvin had strong feelings about hats.
Resident Evil (2002)
In preparation for Zach Cregger’s upcoming Resident Evil movie, we revisit the original.
Clubhouse Chat: The Obsession with Obsession
In this episode, we discuss Obsession’s historic box office performance, the passing of Sam Neill, and answer some listener questions.
Evil Dead Burn (2026)
We gently lay each other down on an open dishwasher and have an intimate discussion on Evil Dead Burn.
Top 10 Scariest Kids in Horror
We wrap up our familial trilogy of Top 10 episodes with a discussion on the scariest kids in horror movies.
Uncle Sam (1996)
We want YOU to listen to this episode on the straight-to-video 1996 slasher, Uncle Sam.
Let the Right One In (2008)
We are cold and lonely and wondering if you want to go steady in this discussion on Let the Right One In.
Rerun: The Evil Dead (1981)
This oldie from 2020 feels pertinent since Evil Dead Burn is coming up very soon on July 10. We hope you enjoy this blast from the past. We’ll be back with a new episode next week.
Scary Movie (2026)
We weigh in on the Wayans’ Scary Movie reboot-equel.
Top 10 Scariest Fathers in Horror
We celebrate Father’s Day a bit early by counting down the 10 scariest fathers in horror movies.
Backrooms (2026)
Our memories of in-store shopping are all mixed up with one of our butts in this discussion of The Backrooms.
Clubhouse Chat
In this laid back episode, we discuss some topics suggested by Patrons. We talk about good entry points into horror for kids, whether we consider ourselves part of the horror subculture, what we’ve sacrificed for the podcast and more.
One Cut Of The Dead (2017)
Our makeup artists are forced to watch us poop as we discuss One Cut of the Dead (2017).
Hokum (2026)
We check ourselves into the honeymoon suite in this discussion on Hokum.
Top 10 Scariest Mothers in Horror
We celebrate Mother’s Day by counting down the 10 scariest mothers in horror movies.
Lee Cronin's The Mummy (2026)
We discuss the pros and cons of titling this film Lee Cronin’s The Mummy.
Eden Lake (2008)
We head to the lake and make some bad decisions in this discussion on Eden Lake.
Silver Bullet (1985)
We stay out past curfew and pay the price in this episode on Silver Bullet.
Ready or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)
We spontaneously combust all over each other in this discussion of Ready or Not 2: Here I Come.
Scary Movie (2000)
We step into our pop culture time machine to discuss whaaassuuup with the original Scary Movie.
Undertone (2025)
We foolishly open multiple attachments from an unknown sender as we discuss Undertone.
His House (2020)
We put some holes in the wall without asking our landlord in this discussion on His House.
A Bay of Blood (1971)
We discuss how the Friday the 13th franchise was influenced by Mario Bava’s A Bay of Blood.
Top 25 Horror Movies of 2000-2025
Join us as we get through our entire Top 25 without ever realizing that the quarter-century is actually 2000-2024.
Train to Busan (2016)
We hop onboard, take our seats, and discuss a Korean zombie film for the ages.
The Blob (1988)
We marvel at the practical effects on display in this 1988 remake of The Blob.
Friday the 13th vs. Friday the 13th Part 2
Now that we’ve finished our 8 year journey through the Friday the 13th franchise, we’re re-evaluating the first 2 to see if we view them any differently all these years later.
Send Help (2026)
We’ve got tuna fish in all the wrong places as we discuss Sam Raimi’s return to horror.
Annabelle: Creation (2017)
Be a doll and listen to this discussion on Annabelle: Creation would ya?
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple (2026)
We discuss the latest Jimmy-filled entry in the 28 Days Later franchise. How’s that?
The Coffee Table (2022)
We promise this discussion on The Coffee Table will change your life for the better.
Top 10 Horror Movies of 2025
We each count down our top 10 horror movies of 2025 and review the year in horror.
Silent Night, Deadly Night (2025)
We find out who’s naughty or nice in the 2025 remake of Silent Night, Deadly Night.
Black Christmas (2006)
Hey Agnes, it’s Brian and Ashvin. We’re wondering how many black plastic bags is too many. Call us back when you can.
Signs (2002)
This discussion on Signs was meant to be.
Keeper (2025)
We ate too much cake and now we feel weird in this episode on Osgood Perkins’s Keeper.
Top 10 Remakes
In this episode, we each list our Top 10 Horror Movie Remakes.
No Country for Old Men (2007)
What business is it of yours what this episode is about, friendo?
Frankenstein (2025)
If your ship is stuck in the ice, you’ve got no choice but to listen to this whole episode on Guillermo Del Toro’s Frankenstein.
Shelby Oaks (2024)
After much procrastinating, we finally start looking for our missing sister in this episode on Shelby Oaks.
Revisiting Halloween (1978) and Trick 'r Treat (2007)
In this episode, we revisit 2 seasonal classics that we haven’t discussed in years - Halloween (1978) and Trick ‘r Treat (2007).
Black Phone 2 (2025)
Ashvin forgets how pay phones work in this discussion on Black Phone 2.Please take our short listener survey! https://bit.ly/3WhLmGZ
Top 10 Halloween Watches
We discuss our top 10 movies to watch around Halloween.
House (1977)
Not even kung fu can save you in this bonkers, Japanese haunted house film.
Color Out of Space (2019)
We discuss whether Nic Cage doing his thing is a pro or con in this episode on Color Out of Space.
ANOES 5 vs. ANOES 6 - A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Child vs. Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
In this spoiler-free episode, we compare and contrast the fifth and sixth installments in The Nightmare on Elm Street franchise.
The Conjuring: Last Rites (2025)
Let’s see if The Conjuring: Last Rites can manage to put a Smurl on our faces.
Troll 2 (1990)
We're headed to Nilbog for some milk and hospitality in this episode on Troll 2.
Alien 3 (1992)
The Alien franchise takes a bold (and bald) new direction in this episode on Alien 3.
2025 Streaming/VOD Horror: Mid-Year Review
Tune in for some spoiler-free reviews of streaming/VOD horror films released in 2025. Timestamps are shown below in case you forget what movie we’re discussing at any given time. Follow us on Letterboxd!Clown in a Cornfield (2025) 5:15The Ugly Stepsister (2025) 8:50Presence (2024) 13:10The Rule of Jenny Penn (2024) 16:53Ash (2025) 23:05Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person (2023) 27
Weapons (2025)
We will happily feed you soup for as long as we have to in this episode on Weapons.We finally have merch! Buy now and take advantage of the 3 day flash sale starting 8/20! https://horrormovieclub.dashery.com/
Audition (1999)
If we don’t land the part, I’m sure we’ll get another in this discussion on Audition.
Together (2025)
On this episode, Brashvin discusses Together.
House (1985)
We discuss the lack of neighborly boundaries in 1985’s House.
I Know What You Did Last Summer (2025)
We’re really hoping Teddy’s dad doesn’t scrub this discussion on IKWYDLS from the internet.
Top 10 Years for Horror Movies
We count down the Top 10 Years for Horror Movies.
Piranha 3D (2010)
We debate the merits of outrageous, underwater nudity in this episode on Piranha 3D.
M3GAN 2.0 (2025)
We wonder why fictional AI robots are never given bodies like our own in this discussion of M3GAN 2.0.
28 Years Later (2025)
We’re just a couple of alphas hanging dong in this episode on 28 Years Later.
Ghostwatch (1992)
Join us in the glory hole for an intimate discussion on the British film that had folks in a mild panic - Ghostwatch.
Friday the 13th (2009)
We complete our 7-year journey through the Friday the 13th franchise.
Bring Her Back (2025)
Join us as we take a big, crunchy bite out of Bring Her Back.
Scanners (1981)
We grunt, strain, and blow each other’s minds in this episode on Scanners.
Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)
We are surrounded by danger in this episode on Final Destination Bloodlines.
Suitable Flesh (2023)
We switch bodies repeatedly throughout this episode on Suitable Flesh.
The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
We are bathed by a very dangerous woman in this episode of The Lair of the White Worm.
Sinners (2025)
Our rips are roaring and our toes are tapping in this episode on Sinners.
Drop (2025)
Ashvin is yet again perturbed by a character’s fashion choices in this episode on Drop.
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