Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy, two stand-up comedians and best friends, host an unfiltered podcast where they discuss a range of subjects and dilemmas sent in by listeners. They are tired of polished mainstream media conversations and aim for honest, outrageous, and vulgar chats. With over 500,000 social media and YouTube subscribers in under 9 months, they are building a community around their no-holds-barred style.
Episodes
Woman Survives Botched Execution | EP214
On this week’s episode of Luke & Pete Talking Sheet, the boys discuss the shocking story of a death row inmate who survived a botched execution, before acting out how they’d handle the situation themselves.Pete opens up to Luke about the embarrassment he felt after suffering a panic attack on the motorway.And this week’s dilemma comes from a man whose wife grew up in a filthy household. After
He Did Gay Scenes for Money But Swears He’s Straight | EP213
On this week’s episode, the boys discuss influencer Big Stacks, who says he’s straight despite having appeared in gay adult films — apparently, it was all about the money.Meanwhile, Pete gets caught up in a three-way road-rage incident, and Luke somehow ends up in a fight over a pizza.What is wrong with these boys?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our
“I’ve Cheated on Every partner I’ve Ever Had” | EP212
Guys, you have to listen to this one all the way through. Luke tests Pete with some riddles, then tells him the funniest story he’s ever heard. They tackle two dilemmas: one from a woman who can’t stop cheating on her boyfriends, and another from someone who’s been married for 14 years and is back in contact with an ex. Then Luke and Pete act out a scenario involving a teacher and pupil who’ve fal
“Why Men Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Choose Gifts” | EP211
On this weeks episode Luke calls out Pete for the gift he bought his partner and Pete tells the hilarious story of a German man he played videos games with online who took it way to seriously. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the L
Teacher’s YouTube History Got Him FIRED | EP210
This week, the boys discuss the teacher who was fired after his pupils discovered what he’d been searching for on YouTube. Pete argues that animal names are sexist, and an innocent man’s photo is mistakenly linked to one of the worst crimes imaginable.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If y
“Why I Struggle With Having a Daughter” | EP209
Luke explains why being a dad to a daughter comes with conversations no man is ever prepared for. Plus, we get into self-snitching, the Tupac murder trial, and why some people seemingly cannot stop providing evidence against themselves.Another episode of bad decisions, uncomfortable truths and conversations that probably shouldn’t be recorded.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops a
“She Snuck Me Into a Domestic Violence Safe House” | EP208
Luke was dating a woman who snuck him into a domestic violence refuge — and all hell broke loose when they were caught.Pete wonders whether Chinese and Korean people can tell each other apart, leading to the incredible story of families separated by the Korean War finally being reunited decades later.And Luke tells the story of a man who spent 24 years searching for his kidnapped son.To be the fir
“I Made Over £100,000 From Drugs… Then Lost It All” | EP207 Luke & Pete
A homeless man gets £100,000 and loses it all in six months — and Luke is horrified to realise he understands exactly how it happened. Luke and Pete invent a completely new way of communicating live on air, while Pete watches one survival show and decides he could now survive in the wild.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.co
“I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206
Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool She
Family barrister tells us why text messages are so dangerous! | EP205 Luke & Pete
This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.Find him on social media: @familybarristerTo be the first to kno
What’s legal that should be illegal? | EP204 Luke & Pete
On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our maili
“The meanest comments we’ve ever heard!” | EP203 Luke & Pete
This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas p
“He Goes Soft Every Time” (But Denies It) | EP202 Luke & Pete
This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age.There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the
Sisters in the City meet Sh*tsters in the city | EP201 Luke and Pete
The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City PodcastWarning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy. Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money.With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a
Are we born Racist? | EP200 Luke & Pete
On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to ou
Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason) the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas plea
"We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete
Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sh
“My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete
On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have an
“I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete
This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way.
“Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk disabled people getting priority over women with buggies on the bus. A confrontational tv host and is it wrong to sleep with your Step-Sister?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Ho
Virgin Island Experts get the Luke & Pete treatment | EP194
This week, the boys are joined by the hosts of the hit TV show Virgin Island. Nothing is off limits as they answer the lads’ most revealing questions about sex, relationships and attraction. Some of the answers are eye-opening. Others leave Luke wishing he’d never asked.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to ou
Insults, Betrayal & Micheal Jackson sleepovers | EP193 Luke & Pete
Luke and Pete have a dispute and they realise it stems from something much deeper and they discuss what they would of done if they had a sleepover at Micheal Jacksons house.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline
I wish my boss was as dirty as this! | EP192 Luke & Pete
Female boss at JP Morgan “allegedly” forces male subordinate to cheat on his wife and Luke and Pete like no one else, give their HONEST opinions. Nobody is saying they are right but at least they are real. Plus Luke describes to Pete how much he has changed since all the female attention he’s getting because of the pod. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go
Russell Brand vs Carol Voderman: why do they like them young | EP191
On this weeks episode the boys talk compare Russell Brand and Carol Voderman who both seem to like their partners young. They also ask is better to have an easy life or a hard life early on and someone has sent in an Ai story about the boys with a romantic twist.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailin
Love triangle turns deadly for Influencer | EP190 Luke & Pete
This week the boys cover the sad story of the influencer who was ran over and killed and they ask the question should the man who the fight was over be held responsible?The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the g
Would you rather be a Slave or Slave Master? | EP189 Luke & Pete
On this episode Luke asks Pete would you rather be a slave or slave master and Pete answer how only Pete can. They talk about Luke preferring older women and Petes adventure out to the boxing at the 02 arena where he bumps in to an old face, literally. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us
Amputee Accused of Murder… How? | EP188 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys try to workout how a quadruple amputee has managed to shoot a passenger in his car then go on the run. They tell some inappropriate tour stories. And they have a dilemma from a woman who says” I intimidate men”. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person
My Debts are ruining my new relationship | EP187 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode they boys have a surprise guest who just shows up half way though filming. Petes new son has arrived. Why Luke has never used dating apps and a dilemma where a woman has so much debt its ruing a new relationship she just started.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in
Sex Before a Fight? Derek Chisora Tells the Truth | EP186 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys sit down with the heavy weight boxing legend Derek Chisora and have a chat about violence, ego and the things men don’t say out loud. Would you fight your friend for money? Does sex affect performance? And what do you regret not doing because of fear? A brutally honest look at the mindset behind stepping into a ring to fight another man. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ T
The World’s Smallest Woman… And Her 6ft Husband | EP185 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the worlds smallest woman dating a normal sized man. They dig into the manoshpere doc and they answer a dilemma that exposes both of them intimately.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and
He Lied to Get Her Into Bed… Should That Be Illegal? | 184 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk sex by deception. a man started a family with a woman and he already had a family should he go to prison for lying? Elton John had a pointless operation according to Luke. And has someone tracked down Charlotte? This and much more.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come han
Kelly Osbourne, Weight Loss & The ‘Love Your Body’ LIE!!! | EP183
On this week episode the boys talk weight loss and judging women different to men. Would you let your son wear nail varnish? And they have a dilemma from a woman who has a boyfriend but thinks she’s a lesbian. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full o
BAFTA’s Tourette’s controversy, who’s to blame? | EP182
On this weeks episode the boys talk the racist Tourette’s incident at the BAFTA’s and who’s to blame? A woman Luke interacted with online he found out was recently sent to prison. And do you feel obligated to return a favour if one is done for you?The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in pe
Why Are Rich People So Weird? (And When Do You Talk Money While Dating?) | EP181
On this week’s episode, the boys ask why rich people are so weird — and what would’ve happened if they’d ever been invited to the island. Plus, when dating gets serious, when should you actually start talking about money?The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a n
Girls Overheard on Talking Sheet (Special Guest Episode) | EP180
On this week’s episode, the boys are joined by the Glasgow-based Girls Overheard podcast. Together they dive into dating, love, cheating, and why women might fall in love faster than men. And of course… it gets crazy and filthy, because Luke and Pete are involved.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang o
“We Got Rejected by a 73 Year Old Adult entertainer” | 179 Luke & Pete
On this week episode the boys contact Carolyn a 73 year old escort who look saw on another podcast and asked her to come on the show her response offended them both and they say why. This and so much more trouble on this episode.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going t
Would You Give Up Your PENIS to Stop World War 3? |EP178 Luke & Pete
This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in p
Mum vs Wife: The Impossible Choice Every Man Faces | EP177 Luke & Pete
The Brooklyn Beckham situation exposes the problem every man has to face:mum or wife — who’s number one?Pete goes in hard on the Beckhams, while Luke admits he’s changing how he sees women as he gets older… and Pete absolutely refuses to let that happen 😂The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with u
“Why Do White Women Love LUBE So Much?” | EP176 Luke & Pete
This week the boys talk about noticing a pattern that white women are really into LUBE and they tell each other their experiences. They also have a question from a Sheetster about when is it appropriate to just let a friendship they’ve outgrown die? That and plenty more chaos, honesty, and accidental oversharing in this week’s episode.0:00 please don’t join if you if you can’t take a joke 3:08 Wil
The secret to a long, happy marriage (it’s not what you think) | EP175 Luke & Pete
What’s the real trait you need for a long, happy marriage?(It’s not what you think, and it’s going to annoy a lot of people.)Elsewhere, Pete is furious with the cast of Stranger Things, claiming that if he’d been given the chance, he’d have absolutely smashed it and carried the show on his back. Netflix, call him.And finally, we meet a man whose entire Christmas was destroyed… by a Deliveroo drive
“I Hate When Women Do This in the Bedroom” | EP174 Luke & Pete
On this week’s episode, the boys have a very good time breaking down what actually makes bad sex… bad. The conversation spirals into a list of emotional words that don’t exist in English, which unexpectedly unlocks a bunch of stories you rarely hear out loud. And Pete shares a hilarious tale about his dad ignoring instructions and somehow turning it into a very avoidable (and very funny) accident.
Accidental Racism, Cheating & Naked wrestling | EP173
This week we ask the big questions: why would a man cheat after 30 years of loyalty? If someone says something racist by accident, should it be held against them? Pete also finds himself defending naked wrestling. Plus, we tackle a listener dilemma about escaping a life of crime with no money saved — do you risk one last push to get ahead, or settle for a low-paid job that could become a lifelong
Christmas (audio only )Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete (audio)
(audio Version)On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going
Christmas Special 2025 | EP172 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode Pete gets in the Christmas spirit and has a drink and the boys answer some intimate questions from one of the Sheetsters. And they play a game the only way they can play it, with complete chaos.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night
Is My Neighbour Racist… Or Am I Just Overreacting? | EP171
On this week’s episode, the boys tackle a dilemma from a couple dealing with a neighbour who gets up to some questionable behaviour. Alongside plenty more chaos, they also discuss the unbelievable story of a man who lived with his wife for 20 years without speaking to her.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to co
Testing Pete’s Jamaican Knowledge…”The Results Are Shocking 😂” | EP170 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode Luke quizzes Pete to see if he knows the meaning of Jamaican words. An older woman dating a younger Jamaican man is suspicious, “Is he only dating me for a visa?” And a dilemma form a woman who feels trapped by her bitter disabled husband.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out
How to deal with REGRET (Our Terrible Advice)| EP169 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk about people who made some life changing decision very young and have had live with the consequences. They wonder how blind people become attracted to people and Pete relates to a man who is looked down on by his in-laws. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out wit
Pretty vs Ugly: Why do Beautiful Women Get a Free Pass?” | EP168 Luke & Pete
On this week episode the boys talk why beauty helps people get away with things unattractive people cant. They also have stories of when they both have tried to impress women and it went wrong. And a dilemma of a woman who cheated but her husband forgave her but now he is really horrible, she asks “should I leave?” The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉
“He was so LARGE I had to divorce him” | EP167 Luke & Pete
On this weeks episode the boys discuss a woman who divorced her husband because she couldn’t take how big he was downstairs. Pete isn’t comfortable with women rescuing him in high pressure situations and crimes of passions how would you react if you caught your partner in the act of betrayal?The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpe
The filthiest STAR SIGNS (and why!) I EP166 Luke & Pete
On this week episode the boys talk how Petes racist friend got robbed by 4 African prostitutes. They both had interactions with hitchhikers but it turned out very differently. And Luke educates Pete on the dirtiest star signs of the zodiac lol.The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person
Identity, power and who is the real you? | EP165
On this weeks episode the boys talk about their true selves who they are when nobodies watching. The time Pete stole from his friend and hid the ill gotten gains between his bum cheeks and Luke talks being upset if he died before he became a success also a dilemma of the old age can men and women JUST be friends. The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 H
UK TOUR: From the Living Room to the Road | EP164 Luke & Pete Live
The tour is ON SALE NOW! 🎟️ Tickets are flying, so grab yours before they’re gone!👉 Head to www.lukeandpete.com/liveshows to come hang out with us in person — it’s going to be a night full of laughs, stories, and total chaos (the good kind).Don’t miss it!On this weeks episode the boys talk about a Mormon tradition called “jump humping” and Luke talks of a little kid that walked around with a G*n o
Tim Westwood: Are all men with power dangerous? | Ep163 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys find out that Tim Westwoods allegation go back to before they were born. Lenny Henry is asking for reparations and pete lets Luke know about Lenny’s past. And they talk about (CNC) consent to no consent and safe words in the bedroom this and much more.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and
Victoria Everest: “I made the fake allegation because I wanted to hurt him” | EP162 Luke & Pete
The boys react to the woman who was caught on video admitting she made fake sexual assault allegations and on a lighter note the teacher with Tourette’s and they boys play a game called Tilt N Shout with hilarious consequences. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or
Are Cheating men more ATTRACTIVE than good guys? | EP161 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk about Cardi B having terrible taste in men and why do women go for the bad boys. They also find out that Barbie has a down syndrome version, they read the reviews and finally they have a deep question about an elevator that stops at different floors with different outcomes on the world what will the boys choose?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Dro
Is the WORLD getting more RACIST? | EP160 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode they boys talk old school pop songs, if all women left the earth and the death of Charlie Kirk. Is the world getting more racist?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44)07932 633 553 or
Special Guest: Charlene Douglas from Married at First Sight UK | EP159 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys have the very first guest Charlene Douglas from Married at first sight UK who’s is a sex a relationship expert. The boys have many questions as you can imagine and they don’t hold back.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas pl
Are Luke & Pete misogynistic? | EP158 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
Luke and Pete have been accused of hating women is this a fair comment? Well they have taken it to heart. And they discuss why will smith is so hated. And so much more.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Hotline (+44
Ginger Jay RACIST breakdown | EP157 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
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“Nelly Furtado is a BLACK WOMAN in 2025!?” | EP156 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
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"The Strip Search Scam: How a Stranger Controlled McDonald's Employees by Phone" | EP155
On this weeks episode the boys talk biggest loser documentary on Netflix. Laughing in the worst circumstances and cruel pranks including one where a man pranked called McDonalds and what they did Luke cant believe. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas ple
Luke had a near death experience this week | EP154 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Luke getting rushed into hospital and having to stay there for a few days with some stories about how a doctor violated him. Pete gets into a confrontation in a public toilet AGAIN! And they have a dilemma from a man whose girlfriend is his manager but she isn’t nice to him at work. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go
“I caught my boyfriend’s Dad sniffing my…” | EP153 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys get some voice notes with some cringe stories, including one where a woman catches her boyfriends dad sniffing… and they answer the question do they ever miss their ex’s?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them t
I’m white and I can’t connect with my black stepson | EP152 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Pedro Pascal getting touchy feely, Michal Ward (Top Boy Actor) being charged with “R” the P*rn ban as Pete calls it and how to be a good step parent.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke a
“I don’t think the CEO should be fired for cheating on his wife” | EP151 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys go at it over the CEO who was caught having an affair at a concert. And they have a dilemma about a woman who was abandoned by her farther but he gets back in contact years later to ask for a kidney.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions
CONOR MCGREGOR CAUGHT CHEATING AGAIN | EP150 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss Conor Mcgregors alleged infidelity. They also get a voice not from a woman who wonders if she was groomed by her boyfriend and a dilemma from a woman who doesn't know how to dominate in the bedroom but would like to give it a try.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our
Diddy get away with it? | EP149 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys discuss the wrongs of Diddy and how they themselves could wind up in trouble if they got that powerful. They also discuss Brian Kohberger and Pete gets defensive. Then they have dilemma about well endowed Sri Lankan man.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you
An Open Relationship with Racist Rules | EP148 Luke and Pete talking sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk about a man who was in an open relationship but had one rule for his girlfriend that she of course broke. Choosing between success and your relationship and finding out your sister is your mum.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions o
“Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group | EP147 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode Luke reveals someone very close to him has been posted in the “Are we dating the same guy?” Facebook group and he hasn’t been a good boy to say the least. They discuss Bonnie blue’s only fans ban and a dilemma about long distance trust. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing li
"He gave me a GOLDEN SHOWER! now my friends don't respect me" | EP146 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode they boys have got into another confrontation at the new studio and Pete shows his true colours. Luke and Pete discuss their futures and they are polar opposite and woman messages in about her friend who just won’t grow up. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you hav
Trump Vs Musk | When your friend has Dirt on you | EP145 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this week’s episode the boys discuss the the Trump Vs Musk beef and how if they (Luke and Pete) got into a war they could destroy each other. Luke reads Petes mind live on the podcast and they have a dilemma from a concerned white mum who’s daughter is dating a black guy.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup t
What’s your least favourite race? | EP144 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys got a voice not from Pete’s brother sparking a debate about their least favourite race. Lucas & Pat are back answering a dilemma about p*nis size and then Luke and Pete answer a dilemma about unfair fat shaming.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you hav
I found out my best friend is sleeping with my mum | EP143 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this episode the boys deal with some serious dilemmas like “My girlfriend spat in my face” and My best friend is sleeping with my Mum” and the last one where her long term boyfriend has ghosted her while she is 12 weeks pregnant. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questio
My work colleague (Indian) smells, how do I tell him without seeming racist? | EP142 Luke and Pete
On this weeks episode the boys talk a confrontation they had with a security guard at Spotify’s HQ. Flirting and how it should be handled when in a relationship and how to deal with a smelly work colleague.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send
Mental Health, Is Luke BULLYING Pete? | EP141 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the accusation that Luke has been bullying Pete and they both address his mental health problems (he’s gonna hate what was typed lol) Luke got stopped by the police while on the phone to Pete and given a ticket and a dilemma that seems like a dream they boys cant get their heads arounds. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sh
“We nearly Ended the Podcast because of this…” | EP140 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet
On this weeks episode the boys discuss the comments that nearly broke up the podcast and they air their dirty laundry. Pete is accused of stealing a cat. Luke does something embarrassing in front of his son and Pete reveals a superpower he has kept hidden.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.
What's more important FAMILY or MONEY?| EP139 Luke & Pete Talking sheet
On this weeks episode the boys talk how money has torn their families apart. Luke thinking he was In the matrix and nearly having a breakdown. Chris Eubank the boxer and the importance of the father and son relationship.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemma
I accidentally ran over my MOTHER-IN-LAW'S CAT and HID the BODY | EP138 Luke & Pete Talking Sheet
On this week episode the boys talk about Petes holiday to Switzerland and an incident that Luke calls “Pete flirting” Monkeys that know sign language but never ask question and family dilemma that involves a cat o be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please
Should you delete you ex’s NUDES after a breakup? | EP137 Luke and Pete Talking Sheet Podcast
Have beauty standards gone too far? Pete watched a film and explains it to Luke about how women are judge. He also reveals some shocking information about his dad. And they answer the question, should you delete your ex’s nudes?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or
LUCAS & PAT DISCUSS 24 YEAR OLD WOMAN DATING 49 YEAR OLD MAN | EP136 LUKE & PETE TALKING SHEET
On this weeks episode the boys talk about J. Paul Getty who refused to pay his grandsons ransom when he was kidnapped. How people become less empathic the more hardships they’ve been through and Lucas and Pat are back.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas
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