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Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete Talking Sheet

Luke and Pete 200 Episodes Aug 18, 2026

Luke Craig and Peter Rethinasamy, two stand-up comedians and best friends, host an unfiltered podcast where they discuss a range of subjects and dilemmas sent in by listeners. They are tired of polished mainstream media conversations and aim for honest, outrageous, and vulgar chats. With over 500,000 social media and YouTube subscribers in under 9 months, they are building a community around their no-holds-barred style.

Episodes

“I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206
“I Got Into a Fight With a Woman… Then the Police Arrived.” | EP206 Aug 18, 2026 01:16:09 Luke’s up early on a Monday morning when a horn beeps outside his house. He goes out to see what’s happening… and all hell breaks loose.Would you trust a doctor who was deaf and blind? And Pete reveals how he’d prank his friends one last time from beyond the grave — including the ominous message: “If I die, it wasn’t suicide.”To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool She
Family barrister tells us why text messages are so dangerous! | EP205 Luke & Pete
Family barrister tells us why text messages are so dangerous! | EP205 Luke & Pete Aug 11, 2026 01:27:27 This week, we’re joined by social-media-famous barrister @familybarrister.We talk swearing, his fantastic book The Book of Swearing, how judges work out who might be lying in court, and what can happen when a relationship breaks down and your private messages end up as evidence.And most importantly: never, ever send this kind of text.Find him on social media: @familybarristerTo be the first to kno
What’s legal that should be illegal? | EP204 Luke & Pete
What’s legal that should be illegal? | EP204 Luke & Pete Aug 4, 2026 01:10:17 On this week episode Luke puts Pete because Pete think he above average intelligence and could challenge Elon musk. Honey or loyalty whatsoever most important, what should be illegal that is actually legal and Pete thinks most pornstars are lying about something. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our maili
“The meanest comments we’ve ever heard!” | EP203 Luke & Pete
“The meanest comments we’ve ever heard!” | EP203 Luke & Pete Jul 28, 2026 01:17:11 This week Luke and Pete look at a video with the meanest comments and Pete tells Luke about gameshow called the ultimatum and he is pissed off about it. And Luke contemplates how he’s chosen his partners in the past. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas p
“He Goes Soft Every Time” (But Denies It) | EP202 Luke & Pete
“He Goes Soft Every Time” (But Denies It) | EP202 Luke & Pete Jul 21, 2026 01:22:13 This week, the boys tackle two dilemmas that spark plenty of debate. One woman is convinced her partner has a bedroom problem he refuses to admit exists, while another has lost all respect for her dad after he started dating someone her age.There’s also a nostalgic trip back to the glory days of Channel U, which leads to some brilliant stories, questionable memories, and plenty of laughs along the
Sisters in the City meet Sh*tsters in the city | EP201 Luke and Pete
Sisters in the City meet Sh*tsters in the city | EP201 Luke and Pete Jul 14, 2026 01:58:24 The boys were joined by the wonderful Sisters in the City PodcastWarning: this episode contains dangerously high levels of energy. Things quickly get chaotic as they dive into modern dating dynamics, sextapes, relationship expectations, and the question everyone pretends isn’t important… money.With strong opinions flying in every direction, the sisters more than held their own and gave the boys a
Are we born Racist? | EP200 Luke & Pete
Are we born Racist? | EP200 Luke & Pete Jul 7, 2026 01:33:32 On his weeks episode Luke tells the story of when his dog was stolen and Pete is thinking of buying some fish for pets. Luke read a book about how racism my be ingrained in us and Pete thinks its ok for the police to be aggressive which then calls for them to act it out.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to ou
Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete
Who would you bring to Mars? | EP199 Luke & Pete Jun 30, 2026 00:56:17 On this weeks episode the boys talk if they were the leaders of the mars expedition who they would bring (Pete is very transparent about his reason)  the fact they are both unforgiving and randomly AirPods air wax.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas plea
"We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete
"We Wrote Erotic Novels. You Be the Judge." | EP198 Luke & Pete Jun 23, 2026 01:08:39 Luke has been doing some research into women’s erotic novels, so the boys have written their own and read them Live on the pod! They also hear the worst story ever sent into the pod and a dilemma from a woman who sent in photos because she feels her boyfriend is better looking than her, Luke and Pete give their honest opinion. To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sh
“My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete
“My Girlfriend Lied About Being a Virgin. Should I Leave?” | EP197 Luke & Pete Jun 16, 2026 01:10:46 On this week’s episode, the boys discuss how culture and upbringing can shape relationships, why getting rich too quickly can sometimes be a curse rather than a blessing, and tackle the dilemma of the girlfriend who lied about being a virgin.To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have an
“I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete
“I Love Him, But We Never Have Sex” | EP196 Luke & Pete Jun 9, 2026 01:14:13 This week, the boys dive into some classic Sheetster dilemmas. One listener wants to know how to become so confident that you genuinely stop caring what people think of you. Another is facing a much tougher problem: her partner hasn’t wanted sex for three years, and she doesn’t know what to do next. As always, Luke and Pete offer their thoughts, questionable wisdom, and a few laughs along the way.
“Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete
“Is it wrong to sleep with my Step-Sister?” | EP195 Luke & Pete Jun 2, 2026 01:32:38 On this weeks episode the boys talk disabled people getting priority over women with buggies on the bus. A confrontational tv host and is it wrong to sleep with your Step-Sister?To be the first to know about Live Shows, Merch Drops and other cool Sheet go to our website www.Lukeandpete.com and signup to our mailing list.If you have any questions or dilemmas please send them to the Luke and Pete Ho

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