Disney Dunces

Cadet Kelly Apr 1, 2024 3353 Listen up maggots, because it's time for a pop quiz! What exactly makes Hilary Duff the Goku of this film? Who makes the Iceman cometh? Which Dunce is definitely going to prison after this one? If you don’t know the answers, be grateful that this quiz is open-podcast. Military school is back in session and hamboning is on the menu! It’s the Disney Channel Original Movie, Cadet Kelly!

Under Wraps (2021) Oct 21, 2023 3159 Later idiots!

Under Wraps (1997) Oct 7, 2023 3009 Ладно, да, наверное, это обман, когда я просто перевожу это описание на другой язык, когда серия слишком непонятна. А если серьезно, они только что сделали E.T. Инопланетянин, но поменял местами монстров и добавил сюжет о том, как Патрик Стар трахает мать ребенка. Это менее увлекательно, чем российская заправка Disney’s Under Wraps!

Elemental Sep 23, 2023 3397 You think Pixar made a world of justified racism just to appease the “Don’t Say Gay” crowd? Naaaaah. Well, maybe. It’s someone's wet dream that’s for sure. Disney’s Pixar’s Elemental.

The Greatest Showman Sep 9, 2023 4455 If you've ever thought to yourself, "Boy, I could sure use a Disney podcast with a splash of pirate anime and a whole mess of discussion that borders on homoeroticism," then son, do I have the episode for you. If you'd rather learn about the film in the title, I don't know, try googling it? It's one big lie, and you know it: Disney's 20th Century Fox's 'The Greatest Showman!'

The Lion King 1½ Aug 26, 2023 4269 Ruh roh, Raggy! Looks like this podcast has been shanghai’d by a group of salty sea dogs who want nothing to do with this week's movie! Which is to say, spoiler warning for the first 30 episodes of One Piece! Sure it’s less than 3% of the show so far and came out 15 years ago, but still, rules are rules. It’s not offensive to say shanghai’d is it? It's Disney’s Direct to DVD, The Lion King 1 ½!

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Aug 12, 2023 4555 So if I remember correctly this episode's talking points include the podcast's expiration date, the importance of resistance training, and Kashi has a cereal that makes you poop. Oh, and probably the dangers of being horny given the source material, but also probably not. It’s fun for the whole family, Disney’s The Hunchback of Notre Dame!

Holes Jul 29, 2023 4325 You know it’s hard to discuss a film that's just packed with so much subtle symbolism. It’s just one of those things you should probably see for yourself as trying to describe the full experience is near impossible. So this week go watch the movie, and then come back and listen to people yell about Twitter and call it a day. It’s got a lynching scene some would argue, Holes!

The Fox and the Hound Jul 15, 2023 5168 가장 좋은 점은 내가 원하는 대로 입력할 수 있다는 것입니다. 모든 것을 한국어로 조금씩 번역할 것이기 때문입니다. Google 번역을 다시 시도하기 전까지는 조금 더 이해가 됩니다. 그 개자식은 정말 스탠리라고 했지? 털복숭이, 여우, 사냥개를 위한 우정의 색입니다!

Flamin’ Hot Jul 1, 2023 5438 ¡Oigan primos! Join the Dunces as they take a deep dive into what might just be Latin America’s most inspirational story. To decide once and for all if lowly janitor Richard Montañez single handedly saved Frito-Lays from the brink of collapse by channeling his Mexican heritage and disrupting the food industry, or if he just sorta said he did and everyone kind of murmured about it for like 30 years

Brother Bear Jun 17, 2023 4147 Oh brother, this episode is unbearable. Actually, that's probably not true, but no one can seem to remember anything before Sean/Shawn/Shan. So yeah, maybe it is, I don’t know. It’s Phil Collins pride and joy, Brother Bear!

Enchanted Jun 3, 2023 5238 Have you ever sat there and wondered how a bill becomes a law, but for movies? Well, you’re in luck because this week the Dunces demonstrate the process of transforming artistic vision into huge profits beloved by the mass majority, live! It’s a textbook example of something I swear, Disney’s Enchanted!

Star Wars: Visions Volume 2 May 20, 2023 5005 A long time ago in a galaxy... wait do we do that stupid intro for all of Star Wars or just the movies? I’m gonna go check real fast hold on. Uh, no, that's just the movies, I can type whatever I want here I guess.. well shoot. Um, "KIDNAPPING", alright perfect, print it. It’s another anthology series, Star Wars : Visions Volume 2!

Treasure Planet May 6, 2023 5072 If it helps, think of the first hour the entry fee to listen to the last 10 minutes. The last 10 minutes aren't good or anything, it's just more interesting as long as you're a fan of Grown Ups. It's the movie based on the book based on a different book, Disney's Treasure Planet!

The Muppets Apr 22, 2023 3943 Anyone happen to know the statute of limitations on child neglect? No reason, just curious. It's not like the Dunces cracked one of America’s most notorious cold cases that has been literally plaguing the world’s hearts and minds for well over a decade or anything. Just your normal average everyday episode here full of jokes and well-thought out and rehearsed movie summaries. It’s time to call CPS

Strange World Apr 8, 2023 3190 On a scale of 1 to 10, how straight are you? Sorry sorry, you probably need context for that question to make any sense. Well you see, this is a podcast where three fellas have a candid discussion about a Disney film they’ve recently seen. Now, this episode features a film all about a family of explorers who find themselves in a peculiar environment after they leave in search of answers to a probl

Cadet Kelly (April Fools’ 2023) Apr 1, 2023 4538 Listen up maggots, because it's time for a pop quiz! What exactly makes Hilary Duff the Goku of this film? Who makes the Iceman cometh? Which Dunce is definitely going to prison after this one? If you don’t know the answers, be grateful that this quiz is open-podcast. Military school is back in session and hamboning is on the menu! It’s the Disney Channel Original Movie, Cadet Kelly!

Return to Halloweentown Oct 29, 2022 2696 With another holiday season down the drain, we learn once again that maybe, just maybe, beloved made for TV movies without any actual vision or story to tell that can’t bother to get the original actors should probably just stop at the second one instead of wasting everyone's time. Oh well, at least we all got to share a moment with Cher, and I think that's pretty cool. It’s certainly the fourth o

The New Mutants Oct 23, 2022 2902 Look, it’s been four years of Disney Dunces Scared Stupid Spooktaculars, so you know what happens during the grand finales at this point. The boys sit down, watch a movie that doesn’t thematically fit, talk a bunch about bears, and top it off with a quality of life check on Ben Stein. Same as the year before, same as the year before that, and so on and so forth. It’s scarier to think about watchin

Werewolf by Night Oct 15, 2022 3813 In this very special episode of the Disney Dunces you, yes YOU, get to root for whichever Dunce you’d like! How is that different from any other piece of media out there? I don’t really know, but I’m told people really like that sort of thing, and at the end of the day, it’s all just a numbers game baby! It’s just the right amount of comic book nonsense, Disney’s Marvel’s Werewolf by Night!

Hocus Pocus 2 Oct 8, 2022 4530 Beyond the reach of cellphones and super highways, there's a place called Perfect. In a town called Perfect, the only crime is not having ice cream on your pie. Elevator music isn't the usual. Carpets never stain. Every picture turns out. And prime time refers to something other than TV. A town where everyone gives 110%, even when tipping. Here, windows are self-cleaning. And even though life neve

Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire Oct 1, 2022 5460 What better way of kicking off the season of screams than confronting yourselves with the fact that mothers are people too? An idea that just begs the question, “would you like fries with that?” It’s the Disney Dunces Scared Stupid Spectacular Season 4 premier, Mom’s Got a Date with a Vampire!

Pinocchio (2022) Sep 24, 2022 4057 During the episode, the bird was given the benefit of the doubt, and I let the bird slide. Turns out, the bird wasn’t in the book. They just sloppily threw in a talking bird to tell the characters where to go when convenient, because they thought it was so unbelievable that Gipetto would go look for his wooden son of his own accord. Fuck this movie. It’s just Disney checking a box so don't waste y

Cars on the Road Sep 17, 2022 4068 You guys remember when Larry the Cable Guy snapped a man’s arm in half? I feel like it was probably covered in the original Cars episode, but I really just wanted to make sure people know about it. Pretty sure you can just look it up on Youtube if you want. Like don’t get me wrong, he obviously didn’t mean to, Larry the Cable Guy isn’t a monster. Much like this series, these things just happen, an

Pinocchio Sep 10, 2022 4003 Feet fans rejoice, for this fetish-filled fable’s for you! And for all of you who only like feet as a friend, don’t you worry your pretty little heads, as we have the normal levels of gummy talk you come to expect, followed by a PSA on the dangers of vapes that is sure to give truth a run for its money. It’s sure to fill that cricket-sized hole in your heart, Disney’s Pinocchio!

Finding Dory Sep 3, 2022 4557 I’d summarize what happened in this episode, but I just can't remember... Look, if Pixar can phone it in with this carp then so can I. It’s got elements of a story to be sure, Disney’s Pixar’s Finding Dory!

Fantastic Mr. Fox Aug 27, 2022 4449 Now you’re probably wondering if this is even a movie podcast anymore. But I think if you really stop and think about it, I bet you’d realize it was never one to begin with. And maybe, just maybe, the real movie was the friends we made along the way... It’s the artsiest kids movie you’ll ever see, Disney’s 20th Century Fox’s Wes Anderson’s Fantastic Mr. Fox!

LEGO Star Wars Summer Vacation Aug 20, 2022 3394 Hello, and welcome to the inaugural episode of "Let’s Taco ‘bout It". The only Taco Bell podcast hosted by self proclaimed experts. This week we bring a little life hack to the dinner table to really crank up that cravings box, followed by a deep dive into the origins to everyone's favorite “cinful” side. It’s not really worth talking about, LEGO Star Wars Summer Vacation!

Lightyear Aug 13, 2022 3739 We did it, boys! This has to be the most controversial episode that these boys have ever released bar none. But of course what else could you expect from the topic of Disney’s most controversial film since “Song of the South?” It’s funny though, I don’t even think they talked about that quarter of a second peck on the lips shared by two middle aged women that got the film banned in 14 countries… w

Aladdin: The Return of Jafar Aug 6, 2022 3578 You ever want to make an animated series based off of your super popular movie property but needed a way to shoehorn the voice stylings of the late Gilbert Gottfried and Jason Alexander out of fear that your venture would fail without that much needed star power, so you sit down and scribble a plot line in the course of at most three hours to showcase a redemption arc for your past villain and int

National Treasure Jul 30, 2022 4002 Hey, did you know that Benjamin Franklin was a known grave robber? It’s true. You should look up that letter where he eloquently lists the reasons why old women are far more superior sexually to their younger counterparts. It boils down to them having to try harder because they are no longer beautiful, are super grateful for it, and don’t worry about how they look because “as in the dark all cats

Beauty and the Beast Jul 23, 2022 6014 Choo choo! All aboard the idiot train for a one way trip to the truth! That's right you fur faced imbeciles, at long last the true identity of James “The Baby Yoda” Webb is finally revealed. So put on your pink tank top and get out those big meaty claws for an answer that’s sure to leave you sufficiently whelmed. It’s the episode three years in the making, Beauty and the Beast!

The Three Caballeros Jul 16, 2022 2717 No, no solo coloqué un texto en un traductor y terminé con esta descripción. USTED dejó caer esta descripción en un traductor y ahora es un desastre porque no puede leer español. El perezoso eres tú, no yo. Es la historia de la menstruación para latinoamérica,The Three Caballeros!

Baymax! Jul 9, 2022 4034 When I can’t remember what actually happens in one of these episodes, I take a quick peek into the Disney Dunces group chat to help refresh my memory for these summaries. This week it was just pictures of sexy turtle women, the Baby Yoda, and also one of them might be LGBTQIA2S+... I guess? I’m sure it all makes sense in context. It’s mainly an excuse to see more Aunt Cass, Baymax!!

Trevor: The Musical Jul 2, 2022 4032 Why say gay… when you can sing it! That’s right boys and girls and tikes - much like racism, taking pride in who you are is a year long activity and will not be confined to a single month just because THE MAN/WOMAN/PERSONS said so. Also don’t worry, I’d wager the Dunces haven’t been allowed near any school zone for some time now. It’s where Diana Ross got her start, Trevor: The Musical!

Johnny Tsunami Jun 25, 2022 3477 Hey, don't blame me! SCOTUS made us carry this episode to term to the displeasure of everyone involved. So I guess you’ll just have to learn to live with our mistake, ya? It’s not as bad as all that, but still pretty bad, Johnny Tsunami!

Toy Story Jun 18, 2022 4178 So it's Andy’s birthday… and the rest is history. Let’s face it, you know this story like the back of Benjamin “Buzz” Lightyear’s hand, but if you really feel the need for a refresher, the boys are here for you. Who knows, maybe you’ll learn something you failed to pick up on your first thirty viewings, but probably not. It’s a post-apocalyptic tale for the whole family, Toy Story!

Hollywood Stargirl Jun 11, 2022 4039 Do you hear me calling, out your name? Lamblala somethin' somethin' la blah dah dah ah. Oooooooooooooooooooooooooo IIIIIIIIIIII, I want to be with you everywhere! Alright, now read every once in a while for the next hour or so, and you're good. It’s a sequel to someone, Hollywood Stargirl!

Hercules Jun 4, 2022 5036 Holy cow! Not just one, but two special guest appearances in this week’s episode. Talk about going the distance! Oh, and for those worrying that they’ll have nothing left to look forward to after experiencing this godlike chapter of the Dunces mythos, I’ll see to it personally that Mr. Goldthwait returns when the boys eventually cover Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja. It’s related to Noah’s ark…

Chip ’n Dale: Rescue Rangers May 28, 2022 4096 Sometimes, some crimes go slippin’ through the cracks. Other times, people feel the need to record their crimes and post it all over the internet for the world to see and hear. Bet you can’t guess which time this is! It’s the second, third, or maybe even fourth, most ambitious crossover in DPOM history, Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers!

Sneakerella May 21, 2022 3817 Picture Cinderella. Okay, now picture it with black people. There you go. It's Cinderella but with black people, Sneakerella!

Moon Knight (Season 1) May 14, 2022 4037 Alright, so Marvel already had all these Asgardians running around, and now they’ve introduced Ra, Anubis, and all their friends into this wacky world. But I’m sitting here like, "hey, where’s The Last Supper crew? Are the beliefs forced upon me at a tender age not valid, or did Jack Kirby create Jesus and his Amazing Apostles but Stan Lee just forgot to take credit?" Anyway that’s all I got, whic

Zootopia May 7, 2022 5613 Now I know what you’re thinking, “Race relations, again?!” But we here at the Disney Dunces feel that discrimination should be addressed and eradicated all year round, instead of just one month out of the year. And we will not rest until the entire world is full of horrible racists. Also, that bunny do be packin’ those slacks tho’. It’s like every character passes the Harkness Test by design, Disn

Princess Mononoke May 1, 2022 4033 Imagine your parents went to the Louvre and picked up one of the guided tour tapes because they wanted to share that experience with you. However, on the plane ride back, they realize they’ve lost it and ask the man next to them if he wouldn’t mind recording his thoughts on the art so that they have SOMETHING to give you. And to his credit, he certainly tries his best, seeing as he thinks he’s pro

West Side Story (2021) Apr 24, 2022 3680 Rather than the usual, “here's a plot and follow along with us” format that you’ve come to know and love, this week the boys are covering one of, if not the most, influential stories of all time and examining its impact on every piece of media you’ve ever consumed. It’s highly recommended that you actually watch today's topic beforehand for the optimal listening experience - luckily for you though

Better Nate Than Ever Apr 9, 2022 3938 Oh hello, I didn’t see you there. Welcome to yet another Disney Dunces Holiday Spectacular! Which is to be expected when major companies fart out content to constantly remind us the reason for the season in order to make a quick buck. Regardless, be sure to listen to this one before April 18th, because after that it reverts to a normal everyday episode. It’s Miracle on 34th Street for the next gen

Cadet Kelly (April Fools’ 2022) Apr 1, 2022 4550 Listen up maggots, because it's time for a pop quiz! What exactly makes Hilary Duff the Goku of this film? Who makes the Iceman cometh? Which Dunce is definitely going to prison after this one? If you don’t know the answers, be grateful that this quiz is open-podcast. Military school is back in session and hamboning is on the menu! It’s the Disney Channel Original Movie, Cadet Kelly!

Cheaper by the Dozen (2022) Mar 26, 2022 3088 56:23, you’re welcome. It’s bad enough to make you think, “hey, maybe all lives do matter,” Disney’s Cheaper by the Dozen!

Turning Red Mar 19, 2022 5013 Uh oh, looks like it’s that time of the month again! Which is to say, time to listen to your favorite boys to talk about the complex journey that is becoming a woman. I’ll be real though, I couldn’t actually listen to this week’s episode because they took all the boys from my class and made us listen to a different podcast, but I’m sure it's very informative. It’s the long awaited "The Story of Me

Free Guy Mar 5, 2022 3943 Time to rise and grind, gamers! ...no, even as a bit, I just can’t do it. It just sucks so much. So uh, anyone check out the demo for the new Kirby game? You get to explore the ruins of a post-apocalyptic cityscape and Kirby drives a car with his mouth. It’s kind of wild. I guess it also implies that the human race has died off potentially, but that wouldn’t be the first time that's happened in a

Remember the Titans Feb 27, 2022 3936 I would argue that the harmonious melding of two desserts into something spectacular, while acknowledging that both Twix and doughnuts are still perfectly valid on their own, warrants a thirty minute discussion on the “Black History Special.” That being said though, the fried chicken bit was kinda fucked. It’s only as big of a problem as you make it, Remember the Titans!

How to Build a Better Boy Feb 19, 2022 3245 It’s important to take a look at another people's history and culture to better understand the struggles and barriers they’ve had to overcome in order to inspire and give a voice to the voiceless. It’s also important for the fine folks at Disney+ to look at more than a thumbnail and say, “yup, that's a black kid” before shoving whatever into the 'Celebrate Black Stories' category, yet here we are.

Snow Dogs Feb 12, 2022 4357 Woof woof, mother mushers! The Disney Dunces Dog Days of Winter are rolling on strong with yet another canine cinematic masterpiece. So join the boys this week for a rousing game of KFM and watch as they learn that there's nothing 'thong' with sucking Wyngz right off the non-existent bone. It’s somehow not a paycheck for the Baha Men, Disney’s and Sisqó's Snow Dogs!

Like Mike Feb 6, 2022 3521 You know how I know that Like Mike and Air Bud take place in the same universe? Not once in this entire movie does anyone stop and question the fact that a 13 year old boy is playing professional basketball. It’s almost like they as a society have already accepted that there must not be a rule against it, so it's okay. The boys don’t bring it up either, but what do they know about sports right? It

Encanto Jan 29, 2022 4526 Whelp, the boys are finally back and with the Season 4 premiere in tow. But if I begin to summarize the talking points of this episode, the rest of this description would have to be an apology to all of Columbia and its people. So maybe we don’t talk about this one, yeah? It’s the episode that's chock full o’ nuts, Encanto!

Spider-Man: No Way Home Dec 25, 2021 3720 Are you guys ready for a SPECTACULAR Christmas special? With some ASTONISHING insight. Full of AMAZING guests. In one SENSATIONAL spectacle. Broadcasted in SUPERIOR sound quality. FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD. Well, look elsewhere. It’s the backdoor pilot we’ve all been dreaming of, Spider-Man: No Way Home!

The Santa Clause Dec 17, 2021 3513 Anyone here order the Hallouligan Burger (comes with a thirty minute distraction from that thing you don't want to discuss and halloumi cheese)? That's right boys, the Hululigans are here to stay because sometimes it’s safer to let the vermin leave when they are good and ready than risk getting rabies. It’s almost as dark as Tim Allen’s past, present, and future, The Santa Clause!

Richie Rich‘s Christmas Wish Dec 11, 2021 3410 Oh God, it looks like someone left the windows open and the HULU HOOLIGANS got in!! This week is nothing but murder monkeys and burger boys, so apologies to anyone out there expecting a comprehensive summary and review of an absolute Christmas classic. It’s the holiday staple that no one should include in their diet, Richie Rich’s Christmas Wish!

Ernest Saves Christmas Dec 4, 2021 3231 Here comes the boys, with yet another quirky Christmas crapshoot just in time for Hanukkah. Take this episode as a gift from our mishpocheh to yours, and let it serve as a nice reminder that you guys aren’t missing out on anything. It’s like he crawled so that the Geico Cavemen could run, Ernest Saves Christmas!

The Muppet Christmas Carol Nov 27, 2021 4448 The Muppets are back, baby! Back to being the main point of discussion on the podcast that is. In any other context, they’ve been essentially dormant for years and any attempt at a revival has been met with a rather tepid response. It’s the Seinfeld of Christmas movies, The Muppet Christmas Carol!

Home Sweet Home Alone Nov 20, 2021 3122 Bring out your dead! Disney needs to slap a fresh coat of paint on your beloved childhood because new ideas are pricey and hard to come by. At least this one inspired a rather insightful conversation on the qualities that make a great literary hero. It’s like taking a trip back to your English Literature class, Home Sweet Home Alone!

Jingle All the Way Nov 14, 2021 4477 You know what they say, "it’s Christmas somewhere in the world". So unless you're there, don’t bother listening to this one just yet. Even if you are, still don’t listen because Sinbad ruined this one just like how he ruins everything. It’s the holiday “staple” that's aged like milk, Jingle All the Way!

The Simpsons Movie Nov 6, 2021 3774 Nope, nothing weird or alarming about this episode! Just a couple of guys sitting around, talking about their favorite Simpson’s bit- uh... jokes for a prolonged period of time. And I guess we’ll just leave it at that. That’s a core memory for sure, The Simpsons Movie!!!

Halloweentown High Oct 30, 2021 2421 The Disney Dunces Podcast is seeking a Podcast Co-host to join the team. Previous podcast experience is a plus, but not required. Requirements include watching selected media, providing input during weekly conversation, and refraining from eating dinner during recordings. It’s the bare minimum that one could expect, Halloweentown High!

The Ghost and Molly McGee Oct 23, 2021 3702 If you were looking for an episode featuring about 90% more Craig and just about 300% less Richard, then this is the episode for you! However, if you were looking for a fun, informative, and super concise look into The Mouse's newest spooky original animated series, then what are you doing here? It’s more than just an excuse to discuss money laundering, The Ghost and Molly McGee!

Muppets Haunted Mansion Oct 16, 2021 1651 The Muppets are back, baby - yet their close proximity to death has never felt more appropriate. Same goes for the length of this description. It’s not exactly a thrill ride, Disney’s Muppets Haunted Mansion!

LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales Oct 9, 2021 1978 The trilogy of episodes based on the Trilogy of Trilogies carries on with yet another trilogy of stories based on said Trilogy of Trilogies. Yes. It’s the perfect way to kick off the Disney Dunces Scared Stupid Spook-tacular in title alone, LEGO Star Wars Terrifying Tales!

Star Wars: Visions Oct 2, 2021 4378 The trilogy of trilogies has breathed life into an anthology of anime, yet this episode is lighter on the weeb talk than most. It’s not just the Animatrix in space, Disney’s Star Wars: Visions!

Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker Sep 25, 2021 3606 A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… The trilogy of trilogies finally came to an end and the Dunces finally caught up. Now at long last, all of your burning questions will be answered. Is Chewie a dirty Dejarik cheater? Who exactly are Rey’s parents? And why does Richard keep a shirt featuring Craig within reach at all times? It’s Disney Dunces: Episode CXVIII - Star Wars: Episode IX - The R

Ratatouille Sep 18, 2021 3335 Get your "bonjours" and "oui ouis" ready, because this week the Dunces are taking you on a culinary trip to Paris’s premier 1 or 3 star restaurant! The journey also comes complete with all of the Ricky Martin talk that one comes to expect with the territory. It’s proof that even those from the most humble of beginnings can be livin' la vida loca, Disney and Pixar’s Ratatouille!

Dug Days Sep 11, 2021 3229 Hey guys, dig this one. That’s it. That’s all I’ve got. They covered shorts about a dog being a dog doing dog things, and his name is Dug. What’s up with that? It’s a memorial of sorts, Disney’s and Pixar's Dug Days!

Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi Sep 5, 2021 2465 A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… at least that's what it feels like when you consider how much time has passed since the last time the Dunces watched one of these movies. And you know what? I totally understand, because man... if you thought the second trilogy was bad, boy howdy this third trilogy is something else. But at the same time, it isn’t because it's just the original trilogy ag

Eragon Aug 28, 2021 2443 The Dunces, now in technicolor, for everyone involved but you. That’s honestly the only thing of note as it's one of those shorter episodes. I imagine because they couldn’t stand looking at each other for very long, and I can’t say I blame them. It’s hard to imagine anyone would want this on their streaming service, 20th Century Fox’s Eragon!

Moana Aug 21, 2021 3491 I’d like to say that this was just another regular ol’ episode of a regular ol’ podcast with no cause for concern. I’d like to say that you could just listen to this one and not even consider dropping an anonymous tip to some government agency concerning one of the hosts. And lastly, I’d like to say that this one devolves into just a solid hour of Tudyk Talk, but I suppose there’s always next week

Mrs. Doubtfire Aug 15, 2021 2380 Well I’ve got some great news for fans of comedy. If you’re looking for something with non-stop jokes with very little substance to hold it all in place, just watch what they did and leave it at that. It’s the film for the whole family (so long as you divide the scenes amongst them), Disney’s 20th Century Fox’s Mrs. Doubtfire!

Jungle Cruise Aug 7, 2021 3462 Whelp, the results are in and turns out Disney is once again trying to scam you out of your hard-earned $30. So how about instead you save yourself some money and listen to this episode while you make your way to Disney World and ride the attraction yourself. Because you know what they say, "why see The Rock when you can be The Rock?". It’s Disney’s second attempt to bring a Weird Al song to life,

Turner & Hooch (2021) Jul 31, 2021 2372 You know what I loved about revival television series-es based on movies from the late '80s? Nothing. It’s that quirky investigator drama revived in the form of a streaming service-exclusive series the likes of which you’ve only ever dreamed of, Turner & Hooch!

Turner & Hooch (1989) Jul 24, 2021 3180 You know what I loved about movies from the late '80s? How they all have this uncanny ability to have any conversation about them just veer completely off course and into the world of connected universes of television shows from the early 2000s. And if that's not true, then how about you explain this episode of the Disney Dunces? Take that atheists. It’s that quirky investigator drama just begging

Monsters at Work Jul 17, 2021 1981 dont watch it

Monsters, Inc. Jul 4, 2021 4676 Fair warning, this episode contains gratuitous descriptions of Monsters, Inc. "Rule 34", so make sure to bring a bucket and a mop. I’d type more, but that's truly all that's in this one... so yeah, uhmm, how are you doing? I’m either very glad, very saddened, or some place in the middle to hear that. Anyway, I’m going to say the thing now, but this was nice and we should really do it again sometim

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