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[INTERMISSION XLIII] What A Splendid Day In The Compound Aug 19, 2026 30:26 CREDITS:Written by Lou SutcliffeSound Design by GemMusic by NaemWith help from the Meat WormSpecial Thanks to: August, Bloom, Alex, Felix, and FortuneStarring:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontBen Rowe as FelixDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWI

258: What A Wonderful Day In The Valley (Pt. 2) Aug 12, 2026 43:22 S09E05: Using his astral projection ability, Stinky discovers that the Commune Mikes have formed their own civilization in the Flinchite Compound. However, when he sees Chance on the island as well, the Base heads into action to fight Chance, with the Commune Mikes helping them.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:J

FEED DROP: Dracula: 2004 Episode 1: A New Millennium Aug 8, 2026 24:16  A found-footage extravaganza, Dracula: 2004 dares to ask what happens when you combine vampires and dial-up internet. Join Jonathan as he survives the work trip from hell; gossip with Mina and Lucy over Lucy’s three suitors; and meet the eccentric Van Helsing and her vampire-hunting armoury. This is a new millennium, a new age of technology, and a version of Dracula that you have never exper

257: Good Cop/Bad Cop (Pt. 2) Aug 5, 2026 33:28 S14E01: It's Rabbit Huntin' season round these parts and Tex is comin' for you.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of false imprisonment, violence, mutilation, medical distress, and intoxication. Listener discretion is advised.] LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woeb

256: Am I Going To Die? (Pt. 2) Jul 29, 2026 29:08 S08E05: What did you redo to me?[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of medical distress, extreme pain, and body horror. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneA

255: Christmas Island, AU (Pt. 2) Jul 22, 2026 33:24 S16E05: Research and Rediscovery[WARNING: This episode contains descriptions of violence and death. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schul

254: TXTXDawg (Pt. 2) Jul 15, 2026 40:34 S17E04: Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence including gun violence, death, disfigurement, and alcohol consumption. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.c

253: Propagation & Consolidation (Pt. 2) Jul 8, 2026 54:06 S05E02: Stinky leads Lop on a tour of the self-proclaimed center of North America.BECK'S END KICKSTARTER: http://becksend.comListen To The Samantha Chronicles In OrderCREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixFay Roberts as SamanthaDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woe

The Ballad Of Season 21 Jul 6, 2026 10:34 Lionhead, formerly StinkyVisits some friends post-temporal bleedHe wants to know what they are thinkingNow that they remember everythingStinky runs the HutchWith his gang of lopsHelpful and servile and willing to dieMike gets a taste when he’s transported Attacked in the night by some mystery guyMike’s visit to Tryleg was perfectly timed Stinky was planning to visit the BaseWhile Project

[INTERMISSION XLII] Lilac Jul 1, 2026 10:10 Ben wasn’t available the week of the finale, but I did write a version of the scene in the compound where Felix was present for Bradford showing up. I sent him the script and he got me his lines this week. So, without further ado, here is Episode 252 Scene 7: Bradford Buyout Beaumont (Felix’s Version). Enjoy.CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeLINKS

The Vocal Songs From Season 22 Are Available On Bandcamp! Jun 27, 2026 4:35 LOP EP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/lopAll the vocal songs from season 21, the demos that inspired them, and a couple of extras for good measure. Enjoy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

252: Rex Jun 24, 2026 2:00:04 "They have very strong legs and may kick or scratch if they feel frightened or insecure, so everyone in the house must understand careful and calm handling." -PetMD[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, dismemberment, disfigurement, and false imprisonment. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyHenry Galley as

251: Castor Jun 17, 2026 30:00 “Castor from the Latin for Beaver or brown, and Rex – Latin for King.” -Source[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, extreme injury, death, and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: ht

250: Imperial Jun 10, 2026 40:49 “The Blue Imperial rabbit was an English breed of domestic rabbit that is now extinct. It was used to create several modern breeds, including the American rabbit.” -Wikipedia[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of extreme injury, death, illness, and natural disaster. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyHenry Galley as Bradford Beau

249: Nuralagus Jun 3, 2026 39:20 "It is the largest known lagomorph to have ever existed, with an estimated weight of 8–12 kilograms (18–26 lb), nearly double the weight of the average Flemish Giant rabbit." - WikipediaLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCH

248: Silver Fox May 27, 2026 36:12 “Silver fox rabbits are larger than many other rabbit breeds. They can grow to be as heavy as 12 pounds, but some males will only get to be 9 pounds fully grown. This is larger than a breed standard Chihuahua or Pomeranian!” -Source[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, extreme injury, medical distress, and needles. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/

247: Snowshoe Hares May 20, 2026 36:50 “[Snowshoe hares] are shy and secretive and spend most of the day in shallow depressions, called forms, scraped out under clumps of ferns, brush thickets, and downed piles of timber. They may occasionally use the large burrows of mountain beavers as forms. … Snowshoe hares are generally solitary but may gather in small groups when feeding.” -Source[Warning: this episode contains depictions of

The 2026 Patreon Sampler May 16, 2026 1:41:24 Go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone for more.TIMESTAMPS:Marissa’s Interrogation: 2:14Here In The Basement (Singalong): 7:51Ren Faire Postcard Stories: The Crust Punks: 12:40COMMEN.TARY Episode 178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snowstorm: 55:58Movies With Michael Episode 3: My Name Is Nobody: 81:47 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

[INTERMISSION XLI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Britannia Petite May 13, 2026 32:42 CREDITS:Written and Created by JustJenahShaun Pellington as SaxCody Heath as BritchesJustJenah as SkinnerDylan Griggs as TexDavid Ault as Try Better and Outlaw TyAthan as Troy, CowTroy, and Try BetterNaem D. Chouinard on the Ukulele as well as lead and backing vocalsLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWI

246: Tax-Xiber May 6, 2026 35:06 "The commercial breeds started gaining in popularity, gradually at first, but dramatically later on as the trend gained momentum, till they edged the Tax-Xiber to the sidelines. The local breed has now lost so much of its importance that it is on the verge of extinction." -CIHEAM[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, coercion, and a loud swallowing sound. List

WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 5 is available now! May 1, 2026 4:18 OUT NOW: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/woe-begone-music-from-the-podcast-season-5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

245: Lop Apr 29, 2026 37:22 Tonight’s Top Story: Sloshing. You may have seen the viral Tiktok trend popping up on your For You Page. But is this a harmless fad or Grand Theft Jukebox? The answer at 11.CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER:

244: Harlequin Apr 22, 2026 29:24 "Harlequin rabbits are friendly, playful, and social animals that thrive when they get lots of interaction with their family members. Like other pet bunnies, Harlequins need several hours of supervised time outside of their cage to get exercise and release excess energy. Rabbits that do not get enough social interaction may develop undesirable behaviors like biting, scratching, or kicking when han

243: Desert Hare Apr 15, 2026 29:48 “With the exception of mating season, desert hares are generally solitary mammals. They communicate with other hares when danger is approaching by drumming their feet, but do not depend on a group for safety.” Animal Diversity Web[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and drowning, as well as a loud sound around 10 minutes in. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https

242: Wooly Apr 8, 2026 34:30 “Jersey Wooly rabbits are most active around daybreak and sunset. They do better indoors but should have enough space to run around in the house. Allowing your rabbit to run outdoors will help it get fresh air and sunlight, which makes for a healthy life. However, make sure it is in a secure area away from other animals or possible predators.”LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMU

241: Lionhead Apr 1, 2026 46:26 "Lionhead rabbits are social, energetic, and enjoy human interaction, but they can be skittish and generally don't like being picked up."[WARNING: This episode contains discussions of and depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixFay Roberts as SamanthaJessica Rowe as SammieDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC:

The Ballad Of Season 20 Mar 29, 2026 8:34 The storm was brewingMatt got into jazzThe world lost all the sense it ever hadAn iterationGave them adviceThey found themselves on the road at nightAnd it’s not that hardTo find an orbWhen it’s floating feet above the waterAnd it’s not that smartTo drive you carRight up to the bank of the riverKeep off of the grassMikey and MichaelBeefed it with normStinky and Bradford have questions for themMich

FEED DROP: Dominus Episode 1: Tu Es Petrus Mar 27, 2026 53:28 Dominus is a full cast Catholic horror podcast in which three Catholic priests, trapped in a remote Ontario mansion by a strange blizzard, must find a way to exorcise a demon before it escapes into the world. Unfortunately for them, the demon is a true believer, and therefore inoculated against Catholicism. Support the Kickstarter! : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1066618164/dominus-a-cathol

[INTERMISSION XL] Agglomerate (More Than I Am) Mar 25, 2026 10:06 Season 21 begins next week. Thanks for playing. KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See ac

240: Day ±∞ Mar 18, 2026 1:47:58 Prime Mike, pipin' hot.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, including gun violence, as well as violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaAleksandr Batenko as BorisSteve Anzalone as EagleJJ as SkinnerCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyKirstin Ria as Fox HollowayJeremy Enfinger as EdgarBen Ro

239: The Matt Pack in: Crushed Felt In The Field Of Flowers Mar 11, 2026 53:56 It is best to be early for war.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, as well as death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaAleksandr Batenko as BorisSteve Anzalone as EagleKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITC

238: Day 28 Mar 4, 2026 31:10 It don't change the price of hamhocks in Spain.KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See aca

237: The Matt Pack in: The Unburning Flower Feb 25, 2026 30:02 The revolver felt heavy and cold in my hand.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, and burning flesh. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as Matt and "Future Matt"KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http

236: Day -1287 Feb 18, 2026 31:48 Gunshy.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPT

235: The Matt Pack in: Riders On The Iteration Storm Feb 11, 2026 33:26 There you go. I made the first move. So start talking, cowboy.CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTW

[INTERMISSION XXXIX] The American Bison 4 Feb 4, 2026 51:26 Download The American Bison 4 for free: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/the-american-bison-4Season 20 continues next week. Thanks for playing.KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-di

234: Day 753 Jan 28, 2026 32:48 I ain’t that difficult to figure out. I just got secrets.[Warning: The episode contains depictions of death, gun violence, and hypothetical squirrel death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Kirsten Ria as Fox HollowayKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: h

233: The Matt Pack in: The Snake In Silver Nitrate Jan 21, 2026 31:00 A serpent in hiding can kill you before you see it.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as Matt and PythonKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneA

232: Day 14 Jan 14, 2026 29:04 You gotta let these things play out until they can't play out no more. Makes for less tracks in the snow.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_beg

231: The Matt Pack in: Faulty Arithmetic Jan 7, 2026 28:12 it is important to make sure your enemy is dead, so that he cannot attack you when you turn your back.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattAleksandr Batenko as BorisKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/w

230: Day 0 Dec 31, 2025 29:24 You left the gate open for ‘em.[Warning: This episode contains a description of using animals for their meat. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-a

229: The Matt Pack in: Terror On The Daugava River Dec 24, 2025 25:52 “You need calloused hands to do dirty work.”[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and references to alcohol. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patr

The Ballad of Season 19 Dec 23, 2025 5:30 LYRICS:Well Edgar is dead there is nothing to sayNothing Mike can do will make it okayThere’s nothing to do to return him to formBetter to stay home and hang out with NormMike kills a spider inside of his houseHe carries it with him whenever he’s outMichael thinks he’d do better out of the homeSo Mike goes to Texas, down to bluster’s groveTex has an idea of what’s going onHe sends Mike to Yellowkn

[INTERMISSION XXXVIII] A WOE.BEGONE Christmas Carol Dec 17, 2025 41:12 I was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of alcohol, sickness, and death, and contains from mouth sounds like sneezing and coughing.]CREDITS:Written by Ben Rowe and Just J.JustJ as SkinnerLyssa Jay as CharlieMichelle Kan as Marissa NgDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixCody Heath as BritchesTatiana Gefter as HelenJesse Syra

228: The Way He Lived Dec 10, 2025 2:16:52 There is a hole in him.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, violence, gun violence, preparing animals for food, and a brief mention of alcohol use. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Kevin Berrey as RyanHarlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterJustJ as SkinnerDerek Moreland as Rugby ManGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyTaylor Michaels as ChanceLyssa Jay as CharlieMichelle

227: The Way He Connected Me Dec 3, 2025 31:00 Come on, Bear. You're not alone.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of animal butchery. Listener discretion is advised.][Listen to the Becquer Tales wherever you get your podcasts!]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: h

226: The Way He Hid From Me Nov 26, 2025 31:38 CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Ho

The Proof Is In The Podcast Episode 3: Season 3 Nov 23, 2025 1:22:00 Ben and I try to sum up the plot of season 3 of WOE.BEGONE in 60 seconds. Only one of us is successful.Listen to The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show wherever you get your podcasts.This episode stars Ben Rowe, Michelle Kan, and David Ault, and was edited by Michelle Kan.WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Bluster's Day Greenhouse T-shirt H***t Nov 20, 2025 17:22 Happy Bluster's Day![Warning: this episode contains references to pee. Sorry.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

225: The Way He Kept Us Organized Nov 19, 2025 26:56 Just some fall cleaning.KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Aca

FEED DROP: Hollow Disciple Episode 1 - Extraction Nov 16, 2025 19:12 From the creator of Wake Of Corrosion comes a new sci-fi thriller - Hollow Disciple.In the vast abyss of dying stars lurks a forsaken vessel. Silent and still. Stumbling upon it, the scavenger crew of The Elpis think they've hit the jackpot.  But when the scouting party stops responding, their luck takes a dark turn and the sinister nature of their prize becomes all too apparent. Written and

The 5th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts TODAY (11/15) at 3pm EST/2pm CST! Nov 15, 2025 1:46 Watch: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod11/25 3pm EST / 2pm CST Hey guys,If you are listening to this the day that it goes up on the feed (11/15/2025), we are celebrating the 5th anniversary of WOE.BEGONE with a 24 hour stream, over on http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod. If you've never caught a stream before, the 24 hour stream is a great place to begin. We'll be doing some normal things like writing the

224: The Way He Woke Me Up Nov 12, 2025 31:20 Hope is a bug, wings to the beloved.[Warning: this episode contains spiders. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show is written, produced, and stars JustJ as SkinnerCody Heath as BritchesPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaJess Syrat as FlashJamie Petronis as PythonKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% for the next month!LINKS:MUSIC: h

FEED DROP: [REDACTED] Episode 1: False Start Nov 9, 2025 21:20 EPISODE TITLE: [REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1)—--------------Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impo

223: The Way He Took Control Nov 5, 2025 28:52 It's good to be king.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, death, and choking. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% for the next month!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: ht

[INTERMISSION XXXVII] The Bluster's Grove Halloween Campfire Extravaganza Oct 29, 2025 42:34 Happy Halloween. Season 19 continues next week. Thanks for playing.CREDITS:Written by Ben Rowe, David Ault, and Dylan GriggsBen Rowe as FelixDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% for the next month!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://

Feed Drop: The Gentleman From Hell Oct 27, 2025 28:32 An entire town… gone. Without a trace. No signs, no warnings. Just silence. This is the story of Cold Sparrow.Twenty-four years ago, the peaceful town of Cold Sparrow became the center of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries in modern history. Every resident vanished. Among them, the enigmatic billionaire Benjamin Veers, whose strange ways made him an icon of intrigue. The town, once forgotten,

222: The Way He Kept My Head Above Water Oct 22, 2025 30:09 One of those "bereaved things."KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% for the next month!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEB

221: The Way He Lingers Oct 15, 2025 32:42 It must all be some big misunderstanding. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of drowning. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-a

220: The Way He Pushed Me Oct 8, 2025 32:12 I don’t think that I want to time travel again for a very very long time.[WARNING: This episode contains alcohol and alcoholism, as well as some mouth sounds in act 2. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com

219: The Way He Kept Things Quiet Oct 1, 2025 30:48 It’s too loud.[Warning: This episode contains discussions of death and anxiety about dying. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz

218: The Way He Cools Me Down Sep 24, 2025 30:56 A Zeno’s Paradox of nihilism.[Warning: This episode contains discussions of animal violence, threats of violence, and descriptions of vomiting and poison. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneAL

217: The Way He Reminds Me That I Exist Sep 17, 2025 28:28 Do I exist?[Warning: This episode contains a discussion of suicide, violent situations, and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-a

The Ballad Of Season 18 Sep 16, 2025 7:22 Well OVER’s building up tier 4They’re thinking that they control True permanenceTrue permanenceBut Michael’s in Riga with MikeThey’re working for the TryLeg CorporationAnd they notice The crows are sounding just like LegThere’s something strange that’s going down In Texas, ohThey’ll find itMike stops by the Valley to seeMikey who installs The Ram in tier 2To see what they knewA

[INTERMISSION XXXVI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: The Snake Handler Sep 10, 2025 14:22 Short tails are in this season.WOE.BEGONE Season 19 starts next week. Thanks for playing.CREDIT:JustJenah as SkinnerSUCPS is created, edited, and stars JustJenahLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows

216: The Fish Sep 3, 2025 2:03:37 You may feel insecure about your appearance today, Bradford. This can be a vicious cycle, and the end result is almost always negative. Rather than picking yourself to pieces, find ways to accept your looks. Whether it's your weight, age, or anything else, if you can't accept yourself as you are, you'll always find something wrong no matter how many changes you make.[Warning: this episode contains

215: The Water-Bearer Aug 27, 2025 32:27 An evening at home with your iteration could bring the two of you closer, Outlaw. Your emotions are intense right now, so you need to use your intuition to judge exactly how much of your feelings you should reveal. An intellectual passion could also come your way. You might discover a new field of interest and you'll want to bury yourself at home studying it for hours.[Warning: This episode contai

214: The Sea-Goat Aug 20, 2025 26:29 Everyone knows that nothing can stop you when you're determined to get something done. As long as other people are on your side today, you will be amazed at all the things you can accomplish. But don't get too excited, Lieutenant, because it's time to take care of those thankless tasks that no one wants to deal with. You may need other people's help to get them done.[Warning: This episode contains

213: The Centaur Aug 13, 2025 31:15 If you're in a debate, don't back down, A. The major advantage you have over your opponents is your keen power of observation. It enables you to pick up on the energy around you. You know exactly what other people are thinking and where their arguments are going. You'll be able to keep explosive issues from getting out of hand. Be aggressive if you feel it's needed to control the situation.[WARNIN

212: The Scorpion Aug 6, 2025 27:26 Keep the initiative today. If you can move faster than the competition, that's all you have to do to win big. It may be tiring for the long haul, but you should still see good results as early as tonight.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon

211: The Scales Jul 30, 2025 36:45 Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart, Charlie. You'll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time. You may meet someone who makes a big difference to your career. Perhaps he turns you on to a good job prospect or introduces you to someone who ends up being a business partner. Your life may change if you're open to possibilities.STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://k

[INTERMISSION XXXV] REMAKE: Episode 64: uninhabited. Jul 23, 2025 26:40 This is a remake of episode 64 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Now with improved Michael Voice™!Season 18 continues next week. Thanks for playing.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blus

210: The Virgin Jul 16, 2025 30:10  I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER

209: The Lion Jul 9, 2025 32:28  I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, a car crash, and sudden loud action-violence noises scattered throughout. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: htt

I Have Been To The Future Vol. 3 Is Available Now! Jul 5, 2025 1:38 BANDCAMP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-future-volume-3PATREON: https://patreon.com/woe_begoneOr listen on Spotify, Apple Music, Youtube Music, or wherever you stream music. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

208: The Crab Jul 2, 2025 46:37 I'm already rich, Tex, 'cause I ain't ever lose.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence towards humans and crustaceans, gun violence, and a depiction of alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as Felix MikeBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.

207: The Twins Jun 25, 2025 31:44 Corrections are a messy, messy business.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jess Syrat as FlashSteve Anzalone as EagleBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/th

206: The Bull Jun 18, 2025 38:24 You wanted to meet the bull, Mike? Well, ya get the horns, son.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Outlaw TyTaylor Michaels as ChanceSTICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_

205: The Ram Jun 11, 2025 34:53 God works in mysterious ways, Mike. And he lives on the moon.CREDITS:JustJenah as SkinnerPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHU

The Ballad Of Season 17 Jun 10, 2025 7:48 Season 18 starts tomorrow.LYRICS:Well, we didn’t know everyone who got editedMikey was part CANNONBALLAnd when he killed Mike on the way to his homeNo one noticed ‘cuz mike was just goneThen back at base Edgar needed a strategyTo tell the edits apartSo he and Ryan were using the Stinky Device, everyone was alarmedAnd meanwhile a Michael we don’t knowIs lining up the pieces in a rowHe’s settin

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