WOE.BEGONE
Mike Walters discovers a mysterious and violent online game named WOE.BEGONE. What begins as an exploration of an alternate reality game with real-life consequences quickly becomes a search for the technology that makes the game possible. New soundtrack every episode.
Episodes
250: Imperial
“The Blue Imperial rabbit was an English breed of domestic rabbit that is now extinct. It was used to create several modern breeds, including the American rabbit.” -Wikipedia[WARNING: This episode contains depictions of extreme injury, death, illness, and natural disaster. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyHenry Galley as Bradford Beau
249: Nuralagus
"It is the largest known lagomorph to have ever existed, with an estimated weight of 8–12 kilograms (18–26 lb), nearly double the weight of the average Flemish Giant rabbit." - WikipediaLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCH
248: Silver Fox
“Silver fox rabbits are larger than many other rabbit breeds. They can grow to be as heavy as 12 pounds, but some males will only get to be 9 pounds fully grown. This is larger than a breed standard Chihuahua or Pomeranian!” -Source[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, extreme injury, medical distress, and needles. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/
247: Snowshoe Hares
“[Snowshoe hares] are shy and secretive and spend most of the day in shallow depressions, called forms, scraped out under clumps of ferns, brush thickets, and downed piles of timber. They may occasionally use the large burrows of mountain beavers as forms. … Snowshoe hares are generally solitary but may gather in small groups when feeding.” -Source[Warning: this episode contains depictions of
The 2026 Patreon Sampler
Go to http://patreon.com/woe_begone for more.TIMESTAMPS:Marissa’s Interrogation: 2:14Here In The Basement (Singalong): 7:51Ren Faire Postcard Stories: The Crust Punks: 12:40COMMEN.TARY Episode 178: A Small Cattle Drive In A Snowstorm: 55:58Movies With Michael Episode 3: My Name Is Nobody: 81:47 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
[INTERMISSION XLI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: Britannia Petite
CREDITS:Written and Created by JustJenahShaun Pellington as SaxCody Heath as BritchesJustJenah as SkinnerDylan Griggs as TexDavid Ault as Try Better and Outlaw TyAthan as Troy, CowTroy, and Try BetterNaem D. Chouinard on the Ukulele as well as lead and backing vocalsLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWI
246: Tax-Xiber
"The commercial breeds started gaining in popularity, gradually at first, but dramatically later on as the trend gained momentum, till they edged the Tax-Xiber to the sidelines. The local breed has now lost so much of its importance that it is on the verge of extinction." -CIHEAM[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, coercion, and a loud swallowing sound. List
WOE.BEGONE: Music From The Podcast Season 5 is available now!
OUT NOW: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/woe-begone-music-from-the-podcast-season-5 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
245: Lop
Tonight’s Top Story: Sloshing. You may have seen the viral Tiktok trend popping up on your For You Page. But is this a harmless fad or Grand Theft Jukebox? The answer at 11.CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeHenry Galley as Bradford BeaumontLINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER:
244: Harlequin
"Harlequin rabbits are friendly, playful, and social animals that thrive when they get lots of interaction with their family members. Like other pet bunnies, Harlequins need several hours of supervised time outside of their cage to get exercise and release excess energy. Rabbits that do not get enough social interaction may develop undesirable behaviors like biting, scratching, or kicking when han
243: Desert Hare
“With the exception of mating season, desert hares are generally solitary mammals. They communicate with other hares when danger is approaching by drumming their feet, but do not depend on a group for safety.” Animal Diversity Web[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and drowning, as well as a loud sound around 10 minutes in. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https
242: Wooly
“Jersey Wooly rabbits are most active around daybreak and sunset. They do better indoors but should have enough space to run around in the house. Allowing your rabbit to run outdoors will help it get fresh air and sunlight, which makes for a healthy life. However, make sure it is in a secure area away from other animals or possible predators.”LINKS:KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMU
241: Lionhead
"Lionhead rabbits are social, energetic, and enjoy human interaction, but they can be skittish and generally don't like being picked up."[WARNING: This episode contains discussions of and depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as FelixFay Roberts as SamanthaJessica Rowe as SammieDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC:
The Ballad Of Season 20
The storm was brewingMatt got into jazzThe world lost all the sense it ever hadAn iterationGave them adviceThey found themselves on the road at nightAnd it’s not that hardTo find an orbWhen it’s floating feet above the waterAnd it’s not that smartTo drive you carRight up to the bank of the riverKeep off of the grassMikey and MichaelBeefed it with normStinky and Bradford have questions for themMich
FEED DROP: Dominus Episode 1: Tu Es Petrus
Dominus is a full cast Catholic horror podcast in which three Catholic priests, trapped in a remote Ontario mansion by a strange blizzard, must find a way to exorcise a demon before it escapes into the world. Unfortunately for them, the demon is a true believer, and therefore inoculated against Catholicism. Support the Kickstarter! : https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1066618164/dominus-a-cathol
[INTERMISSION XL] Agglomerate (More Than I Am)
Season 21 begins next week. Thanks for playing. KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See ac
240: Day ±∞
Prime Mike, pipin' hot.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and death, including gun violence, as well as violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaAleksandr Batenko as BorisSteve Anzalone as EagleJJ as SkinnerCody Heath as BritchesAthan as TroyKirstin Ria as Fox HollowayJeremy Enfinger as EdgarBen Ro
239: The Matt Pack in: Crushed Felt In The Field Of Flowers
It is best to be early for war.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, as well as death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaAleksandr Batenko as BorisSteve Anzalone as EagleKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITC
238: Day 28
It don't change the price of hamhocks in Spain.KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Acast. See aca
237: The Matt Pack in: The Unburning Flower
The revolver felt heavy and cold in my hand.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, death, and burning flesh. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as Matt and "Future Matt"KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http
236: Day -1287
Gunshy.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, gun violence, and death. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPT
235: The Matt Pack in: Riders On The Iteration Storm
There you go. I made the first move. So start talking, cowboy.CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTW
[INTERMISSION XXXIX] The American Bison 4
Download The American Bison 4 for free: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/the-american-bison-4Season 20 continues next week. Thanks for playing.KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-di
234: Day 753
I ain’t that difficult to figure out. I just got secrets.[Warning: The episode contains depictions of death, gun violence, and hypothetical squirrel death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Kirsten Ria as Fox HollowayKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: h
233: The Matt Pack in: The Snake In Silver Nitrate
A serpent in hiding can kill you before you see it.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as Matt and PythonKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneA
232: Day 14
You gotta let these things play out until they can't play out no more. Makes for less tracks in the snow.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_beg
231: The Matt Pack in: Faulty Arithmetic
it is important to make sure your enemy is dead, so that he cannot attack you when you turn your back.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattAleksandr Batenko as BorisKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/w
230: Day 0
You left the gate open for ‘em.[Warning: This episode contains a description of using animals for their meat. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-a
229: The Matt Pack in: Terror On The Daugava River
“You need calloused hands to do dirty work.”[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, including gun violence, and references to alcohol. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patr
The Ballad of Season 19
LYRICS:Well Edgar is dead there is nothing to sayNothing Mike can do will make it okayThere’s nothing to do to return him to formBetter to stay home and hang out with NormMike kills a spider inside of his houseHe carries it with him whenever he’s outMichael thinks he’d do better out of the homeSo Mike goes to Texas, down to bluster’s groveTex has an idea of what’s going onHe sends Mike to Yellowkn
[INTERMISSION XXXVIII] A WOE.BEGONE Christmas Carol
I was dead, to begin with. There is no doubt whatever about that.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of alcohol, sickness, and death, and contains from mouth sounds like sneezing and coughing.]CREDITS:Written by Ben Rowe and Just J.JustJ as SkinnerLyssa Jay as CharlieMichelle Kan as Marissa NgDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeBen Rowe as FelixCody Heath as BritchesTatiana Gefter as HelenJesse Syra
228: The Way He Lived
There is a hole in him.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death, violence, gun violence, preparing animals for food, and a brief mention of alcohol use. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Kevin Berrey as RyanHarlan Guthrie as Sylvester August BaxterJustJ as SkinnerDerek Moreland as Rugby ManGary Furlong as Hunter Jeremiah HartleyTaylor Michaels as ChanceLyssa Jay as CharlieMichelle
227: The Way He Connected Me
Come on, Bear. You're not alone.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of animal butchery. Listener discretion is advised.][Listen to the Becquer Tales wherever you get your podcasts!]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: h
226: The Way He Hid From Me
CREDITS:David Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Ho
The Proof Is In The Podcast Episode 3: Season 3
Ben and I try to sum up the plot of season 3 of WOE.BEGONE in 60 seconds. Only one of us is successful.Listen to The Proof Is In The Podcast: A WOE.BEGONE Recap Show wherever you get your podcasts.This episode stars Ben Rowe, Michelle Kan, and David Ault, and was edited by Michelle Kan.WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
The Bluster's Day Greenhouse T-shirt H***t
Happy Bluster's Day![Warning: this episode contains references to pee. Sorry.] Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
225: The Way He Kept Us Organized
Just some fall cleaning.KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% off!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEBEGONEPOD Hosted on Aca
FEED DROP: Hollow Disciple Episode 1 - Extraction
From the creator of Wake Of Corrosion comes a new sci-fi thriller - Hollow Disciple.In the vast abyss of dying stars lurks a forsaken vessel. Silent and still. Stumbling upon it, the scavenger crew of The Elpis think they've hit the jackpot. But when the scouting party stops responding, their luck takes a dark turn and the sinister nature of their prize becomes all too apparent. Written and
The 5th Anniversary 24 Hour Livestream Starts TODAY (11/15) at 3pm EST/2pm CST!
Watch: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod11/25 3pm EST / 2pm CST Hey guys,If you are listening to this the day that it goes up on the feed (11/15/2025), we are celebrating the 5th anniversary of WOE.BEGONE with a 24 hour stream, over on http://twitch.tv/woebegonepod. If you've never caught a stream before, the 24 hour stream is a great place to begin. We'll be doing some normal things like writing the
224: The Way He Woke Me Up
Hope is a bug, wings to the beloved.[Warning: this episode contains spiders. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show is written, produced, and stars JustJ as SkinnerCody Heath as BritchesPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaJess Syrat as FlashJamie Petronis as PythonKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% for the next month!LINKS:MUSIC: h
FEED DROP: [REDACTED] Episode 1: False Start
EPISODE TITLE: [REDACTED] S1E1: False Start (Part 1)—--------------Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impo
223: The Way He Took Control
It's good to be king.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence, death, and choking. Listener discretion is advised.]KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% for the next month!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: ht
[INTERMISSION XXXVII] The Bluster's Grove Halloween Campfire Extravaganza
Happy Halloween. Season 19 continues next week. Thanks for playing.CREDITS:Written by Ben Rowe, David Ault, and Dylan GriggsBen Rowe as FelixDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeKO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% for the next month!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://
Feed Drop: The Gentleman From Hell
An entire town… gone. Without a trace. No signs, no warnings. Just silence. This is the story of Cold Sparrow.Twenty-four years ago, the peaceful town of Cold Sparrow became the center of one of the greatest unsolved mysteries in modern history. Every resident vanished. Among them, the enigmatic billionaire Benjamin Veers, whose strange ways made him an icon of intrigue. The town, once forgotten,
222: The Way He Kept My Head Above Water
One of those "bereaved things."KO-FI SHOP: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopUse code WOEBLEFTGONE for 15% for the next month!LINKS:MUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER: @WOEB
221: The Way He Lingers
It must all be some big misunderstanding. [Warning: This episode contains a depiction of drowning. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-a
220: The Way He Pushed Me
I don’t think that I want to time travel again for a very very long time.[WARNING: This episode contains alcohol and alcoholism, as well as some mouth sounds in act 2. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com
219: The Way He Kept Things Quiet
It’s too loud.[Warning: This episode contains discussions of death and anxiety about dying. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultz
218: The Way He Cools Me Down
A Zeno’s Paradox of nihilism.[Warning: This episode contains discussions of animal violence, threats of violence, and descriptions of vomiting and poison. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneAL
217: The Way He Reminds Me That I Exist
Do I exist?[Warning: This episode contains a discussion of suicide, violent situations, and crab death. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-a
The Ballad Of Season 18
Well OVER’s building up tier 4They’re thinking that they control True permanenceTrue permanenceBut Michael’s in Riga with MikeThey’re working for the TryLeg CorporationAnd they notice The crows are sounding just like LegThere’s something strange that’s going down In Texas, ohThey’ll find itMike stops by the Valley to seeMikey who installs The Ram in tier 2To see what they knewA
[INTERMISSION XXXVI] Skinner's Untitled Crust Punk Show: The Snake Handler
Short tails are in this season.WOE.BEGONE Season 19 starts next week. Thanks for playing.CREDIT:JustJenah as SkinnerSUCPS is created, edited, and stars JustJenahLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows
216: The Fish
You may feel insecure about your appearance today, Bradford. This can be a vicious cycle, and the end result is almost always negative. Rather than picking yourself to pieces, find ways to accept your looks. Whether it's your weight, age, or anything else, if you can't accept yourself as you are, you'll always find something wrong no matter how many changes you make.[Warning: this episode contains
215: The Water-Bearer
An evening at home with your iteration could bring the two of you closer, Outlaw. Your emotions are intense right now, so you need to use your intuition to judge exactly how much of your feelings you should reveal. An intellectual passion could also come your way. You might discover a new field of interest and you'll want to bury yourself at home studying it for hours.[Warning: This episode contai
214: The Sea-Goat
Everyone knows that nothing can stop you when you're determined to get something done. As long as other people are on your side today, you will be amazed at all the things you can accomplish. But don't get too excited, Lieutenant, because it's time to take care of those thankless tasks that no one wants to deal with. You may need other people's help to get them done.[Warning: This episode contains
213: The Centaur
If you're in a debate, don't back down, A. The major advantage you have over your opponents is your keen power of observation. It enables you to pick up on the energy around you. You know exactly what other people are thinking and where their arguments are going. You'll be able to keep explosive issues from getting out of hand. Be aggressive if you feel it's needed to control the situation.[WARNIN
212: The Scorpion
Keep the initiative today. If you can move faster than the competition, that's all you have to do to win big. It may be tiring for the long haul, but you should still see good results as early as tonight.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon
211: The Scales
Sometimes it's better to be lucky than smart, Charlie. You'll learn this today as good fortune puts you in the right place at the right time. You may meet someone who makes a big difference to your career. Perhaps he turns you on to a good job prospect or introduces you to someone who ends up being a business partner. Your life may change if you're open to possibilities.STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://k
[INTERMISSION XXXV] REMAKE: Episode 64: uninhabited.
This is a remake of episode 64 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Now with improved Michael Voice™!Season 18 continues next week. Thanks for playing.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blus
210: The Virgin
I’ve seen Rocky Horror Picture Show, if’n that’s what you’re talkin’ about.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOEBEGONEPOD.comTWITTER
209: The Lion
I can give you a new leg. One that never gets tired.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence, a car crash, and sudden loud action-violence noises scattered throughout. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopMUSIC: http://woebegonepod.bandcamp.comBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comTWITCH: htt
I Have Been To The Future Vol. 3 Is Available Now!
BANDCAMP: https://woebegonepod.bandcamp.com/album/i-have-been-to-the-future-volume-3PATREON: https://patreon.com/woe_begoneOr listen on Spotify, Apple Music, Youtube Music, or wherever you stream music. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
208: The Crab
I'm already rich, Tex, 'cause I ain't ever lose.[Warning: this episode contains depictions of violence towards humans and crustaceans, gun violence, and a depiction of alcoholism. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Ben Rowe as Felix MikeBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.
207: The Twins
Corrections are a messy, messy business.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of graphic violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jess Syrat as FlashSteve Anzalone as EagleBLUSTEER: http://blusteer.bandcamp.comLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/th
206: The Bull
You wanted to meet the bull, Mike? Well, ya get the horns, son.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of death and gun violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:David Ault as Outlaw TyTaylor Michaels as ChanceSTICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopLINKS:WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_
205: The Ram
God works in mysterious ways, Mike. And he lives on the moon.CREDITS:JustJenah as SkinnerPine Gonzalez as MagnoliaWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHU
The Ballad Of Season 17
Season 18 starts tomorrow.LYRICS:Well, we didn’t know everyone who got editedMikey was part CANNONBALLAnd when he killed Mike on the way to his homeNo one noticed ‘cuz mike was just goneThen back at base Edgar needed a strategyTo tell the edits apartSo he and Ryan were using the Stinky Device, everyone was alarmedAnd meanwhile a Michael we don’t knowIs lining up the pieces in a rowHe’s settin
[INTERMISSION XXXIV] REMAKE: Episode 23: I Have Been To The Future
This is a remake of episode 23 of WOE.BEGONE that I originally made as a prize for completing the TryLeg ARG. Starring Jamie Petronis as Matt!Season 18 starts next week. Thanks for playing.[Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Jamie Petronis as MattWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPD[RED
204: Tytroyssa, Charnce, DawgMan, + Fedgar
This fan favorite combination won't be around forever! Buy now while supplies last![Warning: This episode contains depictions of violence and a brief mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Michelle Kan as Marissa NgTatiana Gefter as Helen HartleyDavid Ault as Ty BetteridgeDevin Steffens as Roger Jr.Lucy Valentine as AnneKevin Berrey as RyanNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLJeremy
203: Stinkyleg
Stinky and Leg? That's a combination you could only DREAM of![Warning: this episode contains discussions of death and depictions of violence and suffering. Listener discretion is advised.][REDACTED] KICKSTARTER: http://theredactedunit.com/ksWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: htt
Promo: [REDACTED] 24 Hour Livestream and Kickstarter Starts Today!
From the makers of The Grotto (Troy) and The Cellar Letters (Matt). STREAM (Starts at 2pm Eastern/1pm Central): http://twitch.tv/athansmusicKICKSTARTER: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theredactedunit/redacted-a-procedural-horror-audio-drama Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
202: Mikebody Nolters
Same WOE.BEGONE flavor, new Nobody taste![Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence and dismemberment. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Devin Steffens as RogerAdditional voices by Michelle Kan and Pine GonzalezWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.
201: Nobody Walters
Nobody and Leg: Two great characters that taste great together![Warning: this episode contains a discussion of death and violence that is wet and visceral. Listener discretion is advised.]WIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https://discord.gg/pn9kjTBYPDLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com
200: Charlissa + The Nobodies
This episode is brought to you by TryLeg.com! Embrace the future. Embrace leg.[Warning: This episode contains a depiction of violence and car crash. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Michelle Kan and Lyssa Jay as CharlissaTaylor Michaels and Nathan Lunsford as Chance EvansDavid Ault and Athan as Try BetterKevin Berrey as RyanWIKI: https://woebegone.miraheze.org/wiki/Main_PageDISCORD: https:/
199: Michael?
What's the mystery Michael flavor? The first customer to guess could win a new car! Rules and regulations reply, see Leg for details.[Warning: this episode contains a depiction of violence, a discussion of death, and a mention of drug use. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_
[INTERMISSION XXXIII] COMMEN.TARY: The Felix Chronicles (With Ben Rowe!)
This was originally posted for patrons as a director's commentary episode.I sat down with Ben Rowe, voice of Felix and creator of the Felix Chronicles, to talk about the show! We had a great time talking about how the show came to be, how Ben envisions the character, cuddling with Goofy, and so much more.Season 17 returns next week.LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH:
198: Nostinky
Human sacrifice, Nobody and Stinky living together, mass hysteria![Warning: This episode contains depictions of amputation, blood, violence, and psychedelic experiences. Listener discretion is advised.]LINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schult
197: Mmiikkee
We heard you like Mike, so we put Mike in your Mike so you can Mike while you Mike![Warning: this episode contains a depiction of death. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Gary Furlong as HLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCR
196: TXTXDawg
Bluster's Grove: the only place where you can get Tex and TXDawg in the same person! What a winning combo.[Warning: this episode contains gun violence, knife violence, horse violence, death, dismemberment, corpses, and more. Listener discretion is advised.]CREDITS:Rae Lundberg as Jamilla GardnerLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON:
195: Troy Betteridge
There was a mixup at the Troy factory! Now there's Ty in every box!CREDITS:Taylor Michaels as ChanceLyssa Jay as CharlieAthan as TroyNathan Lunsford as CANNONBALLDavid Ault as TyLINKS:STICKERS/MAGNETS: https://ko-fi.com/woebegonepod/shopTWITCH: http://twitch.tv/woebegonepodPATREON: http://patreon.com/woe_begoneALIZA SCHULTZ: https://shows.acast.com/the-diary-of-aliza-schultzTRANSCRIPTS: http://WOE
