Love Island Tea Time

63. What's up with Julia and Lorenzo?& Other Islander News Aug 22, 2026 00:36:07 We're getting into the new outside of the villa today! Who's together, who's potentially broken up and who's hanging out. We're starting off with USA and switching over to the UK at about 16 minutes in.

62. Who is still together? Love Island USA 6 & 7 Aug 15, 2026 00:44:19 Today we're getting into which couples lasted and which didn't after Love Island USA seasons 6 and 7! We start off with season 6, and get into exactly how unlucky season 7 seems to have been! We focus on mainly the finalists from each season going from 4th placed to the winners. Thanks for listening!

61. Who's Still Together from Love Island All Stars 2026? Aug 8, 2026 00:29:03 I will put something else here

60. Lessons From the Love Island Villas Aug 1, 2026 00:38:30 And we're back! We're keeping the end of love island blues away by talking about the biggest lessons we took away from Love Island USA season 8 and Love Island UK season 13.We start with some Love Island gossip news first, and get into the Main topic at about the 12 minute mark!If you want more episodes like this, or if you're not a fan and would rather we rewatch old seasons, please go vote on th

59. Love Island UK S13 Finale Jul 28, 2026 00:44:27 It's been a crazy 8 weeks! Love Island UK 13 has come to an end, and we're talking the result of the last twist resulting in the the final dumped couple. Afterwards we get down to the bits of gossip and islanders cracking on outside the villa before we go couple by couple through the final three down to the winners of Exclusively Dating Island 😂 Afterwards, stick around to hear our end of series s

58. Love Island UK S13 ep 48 Jul 27, 2026 00:45:41 We're up an hour late due to multiple technical difficulties, apologies for any poor audio quality this episode. Beyond that, we're jumping into the ex-islanders votes for who doesn't deserve to be in the final, from those who have the least votes to the dumped couple and THAT big twist. We're up on Youtube now, and Patreon coming soon! Thanks for listening yall!

57. Love Island UK S13 ep 47 Jul 25, 2026 00:40:10 We think it's time to get everyone out of the villa because everyone's acting paranoid and moving a little weird! Too many voices and opinions, not enough LOVE! Tommy and Yasmin are having a bit of a rocky end, Priya and Aidan are calling it off, Lorenzo going exclusive??? Simba thinks he's a genius for going against the grain, Samraj has a LOT of humble opinions and Kav might feel like his brothe

56. Love Island UK S13 ep 46 Jul 24, 2026 00:48:20 Honestly, we're very distracted by Julia's shenanigans today! We're so over it we definitely missed out on a thing or two that happened this episode so sorry in advance. If you're a Julia fan, maybe give this one a skip. We're breaking down the Priya/Julia/Jasmine situation, that dressing room fight and how Lorenzo's handling it. Then we're touching on some but not all of the podcast vote results

55. Love Island UK S13 ep 45 Jul 23, 2026 00:36:52 It's the second half of the Grafties, lots of old stuff is being dragged up to cause new problems and there's a few islanders who've lost the plot. Priya and Aidan continue to run the show, Jas and Kav are doing better than expected, but Julia??? Babe? Her strong opinions are officially starting to fall apart. We are really missing the girlhood that used to be in the villa!

54. Love Island UK S13 ep 44 Jul 22, 2026 00:35:57 Priya and Aidan get to go on a date instead of any other couple??? Aidan has done a 180 on priya but he's trying to act like it's not a 180??? Kavan has been lying to him and everyone about Priya and Aidan this whole time??? The Grafties have started but they can barely get through it because everyone's holding trials about who's right and wrong??? We're already too nauseated to deal with this but

53. Love Island UK S13 ep 43 Jul 21, 2026 00:28:32 It's a bit of a shorter one today, as neither of us are feeling 100%, but also it was a pretty light episode. Kavan and Jasmine's families were wayyyyyy more on board than we were expecting, and Aidan was really just as into her little sister as the first look suggested. A recoupling meant it was finally the end of the road for Ethan but it didn't really seem like Priya cared much and was just gla

52. Love Island UK S13 ep 42 Jul 20, 2026 00:49:08 We're a little extra goofy today, if you'd like to skip out on the personal chatter up topwe get into family day about three minutes in! We're going through each family one by one, the highlights and important moments, and how we felt about them. We're a little worried about what's going to happen with Kav and Jasmine that they pushed their families to tomorrow but we'll just have to wait and see!

51. Love Island UK S13 ep 41 Jul 18, 2026 00:58:38 It's apology time in the villa, and a few islanders are winning us over just in the nick of time before the summer ends. The boys are all falling in love, and Priya and Aidan are actually growing on us??? Then we move into the game; Knowing Me, Knowing you. We take it almost answer by answer sharing what surprised us, what didn't and what got on our nerves. Lastly, Jas and kav have finally dropped

50. Love Island UK S13 ep 40 Jul 17, 2026 00:34:44 The results of the vote are in, four islanders have been dumped, and Ellie has self evicted from the villa. Julia is coming in hot with her unfiltered opinions and Mica and Angie are in tears. Ethan makes sure that he and Priya are dust, Samraj and Mica chat to Julia about who should've gone and last Jasmine is in tears too??? kavan better figure it out!

49.- Love Island UK S13 ep 39 Jul 16, 2026 00:55:56 A new mean girl trio has officially banded together in the villa, and it's honestly not looking very cute as they pick apart Priya deading it off with Ethan. We still think there's a lot of bad behavior all around but you know it's getting weird in there when we're starting to come to Aidan's defense. Then we move on to a blow by blow of the Love Island Fest game that had couples "anonymously" ass

48. Love Island UK S13 ep 38 Jul 15, 2026 00:42:58 Finley and Ellie are seemingly back on track, but do we want them to be? He's dead it off with Elicia, gotten into it with the boys, but we don't know if he's been taken back too easily. A big recoupling mixed things up a bit, and now Aidan is in another one of his favorite shape, the triangle, but now it's a square. Ethan's getting the worst end of it, but somehow Priya and Julia have made it tha

47. Love Island UK S13 ep 37 Jul 14, 2026 00:39:03 It's still the bombshell pentagon with Finley and Ellie at the top, Priya and Ethan and Aidan coming in hot to fill it out. Anyone else think Aidan is Definitely NOT kidding about trying to rekindle with Ellie? Anyway, it's a real hot mess and it's starting to feel like the whole villa is involved. Add a splash of some cute moments with other couples and you've got today's episode. Like usual, we

46. Love Island Season USA S8 Finale! Jul 14, 2026 00:54:51 What a long crazy trip it's been to the final 4 and their dates! We're going couple by couple from fourth place to our WINNERS, date by date and talking through our last opinions. Warning, we're getting emtional this time! For a special treat at the end we've picked year book superlatives for our cast of the finale. Thank you SO MUCH for listening all season, or for tuning into us just now for the

45. Love Island UK S13 ep 36 Jul 13, 2026 00:33:44 Today we're talking THAT dumping, and the bombshell's "robbery" as Mimi calls it. Finley is taking up all the airtime with his nonsense, upsetting ellie even more. We're on the Fence about Elicia, we LOVE Ethan, and we're talking Priya's possibly too forgiving nature when it comes to Aidan. All in all, it's a shorter episode from us.

44. Love Island USA S8 ep 28-32 Jul 11, 2026 01:22:11 It's the end of season 8, (except for the finale), and we're going through the final 7 couples and breaking down their situations and our expectations for their futures. We start with Corbin & Parmida, followed by Kenzie & Dylan, then KC and Titi. Then we move on to the core four, first Kayda & Zach, then Aniya & Carl, then Trinity and Bryce and finish off with Melanie and Sincere

43. Love Island UK S13 ep 35 Jul 11, 2026 00:54:26 It's still Finley and Ellie central here + Snog marry PIE!!! Featuring Lorenzo making coffee, but was it just a staged ad for Nescafe??? We're getting right into the hideaway drama and how Aidan gives everyone terrible advice, constantly talking other boys out of their instincts to be decent. Also we touch on the ways Finley made the hide awaay situation worse besides the fact he could've just sai

42. Love Island UK S13 ep 34 Jul 10, 2026 00:36:37 We're a little distracted by the fact that Finley has totally thrown us with his strong interest in the new bombshell, so it's hard to talk about anything else! We're digging into that, as well as the bombshells' other dates. Of course, we'll also be touching on Julia's apology and Lola's refusal to even hear a word of it. Then we're getting into THAT tomorrow night preview, where again, we're so

41. Love Island UK S13 ep 33 Jul 9, 2026 00:55:12 We're truly on the fence about Julia and Lola, it doesn't seem like either of them are handling this well! We're talking the feud spilling over into Lola and Fitzy's relationship, and Julia and Lorenzo's. Of course we're also getting into the couple goals challenge, and Martha's odd(?) frustration sudden renewed interest in Aidan. Plus our predictions for the bottom 3 after this vote!

40. Love Island UK S13 ep 32 Jul 8, 2026 00:49:34 It's all about declarations and people getting back together, other people calling it off. Tonight there was a big recoupling and a lot of rearranging is in order as far as the sleeping arrangements. We're not sure we're 100% on board with all of the couples but it was definitely time to sort some things out. We're sharing our opinions and giving our predictions for the next episode and who might

39. Love Island UK S13 ep 31 Jul 7, 2026 00:40:49 We're annoyed today because we have to dedicate most of the pod to talking about Jasmine just crying all over the villa! We're getting into what the boy should and shouldn't have been saying, surprise bursts of emotion, how Lola and Fitzy keep losing us and predictions for how they're going to cut down on the number of islanders in the villa. We did forget to talk about Priya, Mica and Samraj's th

38. Love Island UK S13 ep 30 Jul 6, 2026 00:58:36 It's finally here, movie night!!!! But first, Simba and Kavan are sticking to or going back on who they want post Casa Amor. These boys make absolutely no sense. We're still mixed on Julia and Lola, doesn't seem like either of them really have it together. Lola and Fitzy are starting to feel icky, and movie night possibly has less context than ever?? We're looking forward to the next half to reall

37. Love Island USA S8 ep 26-27 Jul 5, 2026 00:48:28 After taking a day off for the 4th, we're back! We've got the tail end of movie night, going over how the islanders acted, who held themselves accountable and apologies healing a rift in the villa. Then, it's right into which couples are or aren't working and why, which comes through in a slightly tedious recoupling and over complicated dumping vote. Maybe the votes weren't as honest as the could'

36. Love Island UK S13 ep 29 Jul 4, 2026 00:58:49 Apparently it takens men 24 hours to figure out whether or not they want you, so let's all make a note of that! It's all about the casa girls today, from Julia and Lola's fight, how Lorenzo handled it and Martha throwing Samraj under the bus/ getting the ick from Aidan. But are these girls possibly making something out of nothing? Then we get into how everyone is mad at Simba and Kavan, and they'r

35. Love Island UK S13 ep 28 Jul 3, 2026 00:54:16 We've finally gotten to the Casa Amor fallout, and it's both not as bad and even better than we expected. We're talking delusional boys who are enablers and weirdos who expected to have their cake and eat it; The girls on the other hand handled themselves so well. We're just hoping they won't take these weirdos back. Plus, some girls calling eachother bitches? What's up with that? Of course we're

34. Love Island UK S13 ep 27 Jul 2, 2026 00:51:15 It's casa Amore recoupling time and once again, men are trash! Well, these BOYS are. We're going through each couple in the order of the recoupling and talking what we were expecting vs the reality. There were some true shocks, and we're seeing more boys stand on business regarding the way they moved than in recent seasons. The jury's still out on whether it's actually better or worse. As always,

32. Love Island UK S13 ep 26 Jul 1, 2026 00:39:40 We're back and breaking down the down the casa amor drama! Some boys and some girls are staying more loyal than others, and some boys are really going wild. From Fitzy and Fin being on their mostly best behavior, to Kavan and Simba going wild then Yasmin kind of surprising us but not really. Of course Priya and Aidan seem to be having a tougher time than expected, but it's really about the Casa gi

33. Love Island USA S8 ep 23-25 Jul 1, 2026 01:12:30 We're giving you two USA episodes this week in honor of movie night being in two parts! We recorded late at night so we're a little loopy but we really lock in about 10 minutes in! Thats when we really start digging into all the drama around the villa up until movie night. If you want to skip straight to movie night, we get into it around the 40/41 minute mark. Mercury in retrograde came in hot so

31. Love Island UK S13 ep 25 Jun 30, 2026 00:42:07 Same shit, different Casa Amor. The boys are moving mad, the girls are being respectful and spending a lot of time moping and thinking about guys who are doing them dirty. Everyone seems to have paired up quickly, Casa has lots of kisses going around for everyone but Aidan the beg. Simba has also managed to leave a girl in tears in less than 24hrs? We'r talking which of these casa couples might ac

30. Love Island UK S13 ep 24 Jun 29, 2026 00:45:36 Casa amor is finally here and everybody is having chats! We're just trying to keep track. We start off with the news of a removed bombshell, then more onto the rest of the bombshells and who seems to be feeling who. We wrap up with our predictions on which islanders head will turn and who will stay loyal by the end.(sorry for any choppy audio the internet did not seem to be on our side)

29. Love Island USA S8 Ep 17-21 Jun 27, 2026 01:19:52 Some how it's been simultaneously the worst and best week of the season. From a serious switch up with the heart rate challenge, at least one dumped casa amor girl and quite possibly the raunchiest challenge in love island history, it's been a LOT– and that was just the start! We saw the return of the Casa Amor postcard from UK seasons past and some seriously questionable recoupling decisions. How

28. Love Island UK S13 ep 23 Jun 27, 2026 00:36:38 We're straight into the rest of the receipts and tea challenge, where the producers went for Jasmine and Simba over anyone else. Why aren't Mica and Samraj getting as much heat??? The Yasmin/Jasmine/Lorenzo/Kavan square is driving us up the wall. We get into who's justifies and who's not and the current view of the public. Gigi thinks we need a new phrase for gaslighting someone into convincing th

27. Love Island UK S13 ep 22 Jun 26, 2026 00:48:20 We're half asleep today but we still dragged ourselves out of bed to talk about Love Island UK!! First up is who Ellie and Lorenzo and whether or not they made the right choice-- Plus how nice it was to see Lorenzo's emotional side. Then we get right into the Receipts and Tea game and who's standing on business. Then the real topic of the episode and the big square in the villa between Lorenzo, Ya

26. Love Island UK S13 ep 21 Jun 25, 2026 00:35:21 We're talking heart rates, so of course we're talking spit and Kavan's clear insecurities. Then we're talking who wants who back, even if they can't get them back. Simba's out of the dog house and Samraj has FINALLY made a decision. Lastly, the results for favorite boy and girl are in and the bottom six have been revealed so we're predicting who will get sent home vs who we want to go home!

25. Love Island UK S13 ep 20 Jun 24, 2026 00:35:47 We're going over all the fights from last night's episode, who's wrong, who's right and who's sides we're on regardless. Priya and Samraj are confusing the hell out of us and Tina is our new client for giving Aidan his Karma! Then of course the girl's half of the heart rate challenge and the public votes are finally open so we're predicting who will be in the bottom three!

24. Love Island UK S13 ep 19 Jun 23, 2026 00:32:44 Oh boy, what is Samraj thinking? We're not sure if we're on anyone's side in this Micah/Samraj/Priya triangle to be honest. We touch on he couples getting the ghost edit, how Kavan got talked out of locking Jasmine doown, Simba's in the "dog house" and Bebe Rhexa's comments. Then we talk never have I ever and if Tina might be EXACTLY the kind of girl Aidan needs, if she can even be bothered puttin

23. Love Island UK S13 ep 18 Jun 22, 2026 00:28:57 ARE back scratches a bigger deal than a kiss??? We're getting into how bad the Samraj/Priya/Micah situation is becoming and then dissecting a crazy islander's vote dumping gone wrong. As the dumping took up 3/4 of the episode, there's not much else to get into!

22. Love Island USA S8 Ep 10-14 Jun 20, 2026 01:11:06 We're talking what a long complicated but some how boring week it's been! Can they just trash this season already??? We're talking about how messy this all is but some how also we have basically FOUR OG couples still standing; make it make sense. From America coupling up the bombshells meaning basically nothing, to couples island, the first hideaway couple, gross ass challenges, down to that bruta

21. Love Island UK S13 ep 17 Jun 20, 2026 00:55:03 We're talking about what is quite possibly the MESSIEST episode of the season so far??? Tommy is f-ing around and finding out AGAIN, and Ellie reacts by proving she's our gurl! We talk love confessions, Simba getting shut down and bombshells seating their picks which resulted in a heart breaking dumping. Then Aidan FINALLY getting rejected for a kiss, and finally where we stand on Mica, Samraj and

20. Love Island UK S13 ep 16 Jun 19, 2026 00:33:56 Today we're starting off with some out of the villa controversy from an ex islander-- George apparently didn't leave for family reasons, but used the excuse as family issues did come up at the same time. After we're jumping straight into the Simba/Mica/Angelista Drama and the less crazy results of the bombshell sleepover. After touching on the status of the couples that had been separated by the s

19. Love Island UK S13 ep 15 Jun 18, 2026 00:24:26 Four new bombshells have entered the villa and stolen four other islanders from their couples. We're discussing what we think of them, their picks and compatibility and the islanders waiting on them. Of course we also talk Simba and Mica doing their own thing. Plus, our predictions for the fall out and recoupling.

18. Love Island UK S13 ep 14 Jun 17, 2026 00:45:26 We're so sick of talking about Aidan! But because we have to we get into him peddling the same old lines and continuing to be a big baby. Priya continues to keep her options open and Simba is really letting us down. Plus, the recoupling results and the new bombshells.

17. Love Island UK S13 ep 13 Jun 16, 2026 00:36:32 We're getting right into it today!! The big fallout from Tommys kiss begging and lying, Lorenzo and Yas finally share a kiss, we talk Aidan and Simba's childish behavior plus a little concern over how Kavan is acting with Jas as well as our love for JASRAJ, (although Samraj is still on probation)

16. Love Island UK S13 ep 12 Jun 15, 2026 00:31:23 It's been messy for basically everyone in the VIlla except Lola and Sean! Triangles keep popping up. So we're talking about Mica and Samraj deading it off, Aidan whining about Yasmin and Lorenzo who should JUST KISS ALREADY and Simba maybe turning his head?? Plus Priya is walking the line of boys vs friendships and Tommy is turning out to be an absolute TERROR.

15. Love Island USA S8 Ep 5-9 Jun 14, 2026 00:54:53 It's been a long crazy week in the Love Island USA villa. We're getting into all of it, from Melanie lying to Sincere, Sincere lying to Melanie and the new bombshells getting kisses galore. Two crazy challenges and who was being respectful to Bryce thinking he had a chance with Kayda??? And of course, that dumping!

14. Love Island UK S13 ep 11 Jun 13, 2026 00:30:34 It's a lighter episode today, as things really wound down in the villa. We break down the chats, the apologies, a new connection and a heated truth or dare game at the fire pit. to wrap up, our thoughts on the surprise dumping and our predictions.

13. Love Island UK S13 ep 10 Jun 12, 2026 01:00:06 We're going audio only today as we get into what has to be the messiest fall out from a Love Island challenge EVER??? But before that, Simba humble Ope and we chat about that before going over everyone's revealed "secrets" in the challenge, how the boys managed to avoid the girls focusing on them cheating or not respecting women and focused on how the girls were the problem? Spoiler: we're mad abo

12. Love Island UK S13 ep 9 Jun 11, 2026 00:33:48 Despite more technical difficulties, we're back! We're talking recoupling results, the remaining love triangles and how one or two of these boys need to REST! Of course we finish up with predictions for the next episode. Thank you for listening!

11. Love Island UK S13 ep 8 Jun 10, 2026 00:35:16 There were some technical difficulties, sorry if there's not great Audio qualityEverybody's chatting so much it's more about who's not talking to who this episode! We talk through all the triangles and a earliest exclusive relationship in Love Island maybe EVER?

10. Love Island UK S13 ep 7 Jun 9, 2026 00:35:00 Two new bombshells have landed, and we discuss first impressions. Then we move on to how the boys vs the men acted on their dates with the new girls and the fall out that resulted. If only any of the boys had a speck of self awareness. Lastly, the talk the first pair to sneak off to the hideaway and some predictions for episode 8.

9. Love Island UK S13 ep 6 Jun 8, 2026 00:41:34 Chats, Chats, Chats! Everybody's getting pulled for chats. First we get into the George drama, then how Aidan ate up way too much screen time with his ridiculous "unfinished business", the boys are spoiled for choice but potentially could end up with a lot less options after their disrespectful group date with the two new bombshells. We're living for the girls' reactions!

8. Love Island USA S8 ep 1-4 Jun 6, 2026 01:07:45 It's been a crazy first week on love island USA, and we're discussing all of it! From the first coupling up, to the wild first bombshell entrances, paradise cove, the big deal about never having dated a blonde and a lot of aggressive making out. Then we talk about the challenges, the fights and predictions on who might be going home Sunday night at the first recoupling.

7. Love Island UK S13 ep 5 Jun 6, 2026 00:32:16 Discussing Bombshells, who they're into and if they made the right choice for their first picks. Then, the rest of the recoupling, the fallout of the Micah, Robyn & George triangle and what we think of Ellie pulling Yasmin. Plus, predictions for Sunday night's episode and which heads will turn for the two new bombshells!

6. Love Island UK S13 ep 4 Jun 5, 2026 00:30:26 Samraj and Ellie are safe for now, so let's talk the two new bombshells including Aidan's BROTHER, George's lack of accountability (and apparent quitting of the villa???), and the twist for the upcoming recoupling. We'll wrap up with our predictions for how tomorrow night's recoupling will go down!

5. Love Island UK S13 ep 3 Jun 4, 2026 00:34:11 Due to life getting in the way, this episode is a little different. Mimi wasn't able to watch, so Gigi breaks down the episode for her point by point. Everybody's going to the terrace, Lorenzo surprises Jasmine much to our dismay, Aidan fucks around and finds out, and we discuss George and Yasmin's choice!

4. Love Island UK S13 ep 2 Jun 3, 2026 00:31:37 Mimi and Gigi discuss the new bombshells, their secret mission, Aidan begging for kisses and going after two girls at once. Plus, TOE-GATE! Are we getting the end of Lorenzo and Jasmine and the beginning of Jasmine and Samraj? We'll wrap up with our predictions on who's getting sent home. Are we as confused as you are?

3. Love Island UK S13 ep 1 Jun 2, 2026 00:37:45 Love Island season 13 has officially started and boy is there a lot to talk about!!! The boys are a big ol dumpster fire waiting to happen or already happening, and the girls are in for it. This episode we talk our faves and least faves, the first coupling up and the new bombshells.

2. Love Island USA Cast & Predictions Jun 2, 2026 00:19:07 We're talking Love Island USA Season 8 casting and predictions today! Who we'd pick to couple up with first, who we think will go the distance and who might b e going home first!!!

1. Love Island UK Cast & Predictions Jun 2, 2026 00:21:09 We're talking Love Island UK Season 13 casting and predictions today! Who we'd pick to couple up with first, who we think will go the distance and who might b e going home first!!!

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