Dumb People Town

Rick Glassman - Birds In The Attic Aug 25, 2026 01:02:35 Comedian, actor, dog owner, and podcaster Rick Glassman (Take Your Shoes Off) stops by as Randy describes why a man used demolition equipment on his wife's house, Daniel explains how a landlord got caught having sex in tenants' apartment, and Jason warns against exposing yourself outside of a Taco Bell, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore cover

Brandie Posey - All Cops Air Bud Aug 18, 2026 00:44:05 Comedian Brandie Posey (Milk Job) stops by as Jason describes how thieves attempted to light a cannabis shop on fire only to light themselves on fire, Daniel explains how a Florida man broke into a card shop with a chainsaw to steal Pokemon cards, and Randy warns against letting your dog near a shotgun, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privac

Rafe Williams - Groan Man Aug 11, 2026 00:42:42 Comedian, podcasters, and actor Rafe Williams (RafeWilliamsComedy) stops by as Jason describes how a man was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery, Randy explains how an Australian cockroach kingpin was caught, and Daniel warns against maybe kidnapping a lady in Rochelle, Illinois, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at

Jameela Jamil - Take A Leg Aug 4, 2026 00:47:12 Actress, writer, activist, and podcaster Jameela Jamil (The Good Place, Wrong Turns podcast) stops by as Randy describes how a woman got her dog's ashes tattooed into her eyelids, Jason explains why there was a foot juice incident at Fanime Con, and Daniel warns against breaking into a salad restaurant, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, Monarch, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and

Gary Belsky - Waffle House Trippin' Jul 28, 2026 00:52:06 Author Gary Belsky (Solo Golf) stops by as Randy describes how a man bulldozed a pub after someone made a comment about his marriage, Jason explains why a man sued Waffle House after tripping in the parking lot, and Daniel warns against bringing knives and guns on a date, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/pr

Skyler Higley - Bombagranate Jul 21, 2026 01:00:00 Comedian and writer Skyler Higley (Help Me Be Black) stops by as Daniel describes why a man was arrested for pouring water on his brother during a pie argument, Jason explains how a tourist accidentally made a bomb threat with a translation app, and Jason tells us about a dog on a jetski getting towed behind a hoverboard, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch!Use code DPT at Mon

David Wain - This Puts That To Shame Jul 14, 2026 00:57:54 Writer, director, musician, comedian David Wain (Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass, Role Models, The State) stops by as Daniel describes why a masked dad tried to rob his own son at knifepoint, Randy explains how a Florida woman claimed cocaine found in her butt must have been from a past sexual encounter, and Jason warns against using your penis to pull a cop car, and so much more

Christopher Titus - Nasty Claus Jul 7, 2026 00:43:51 Comedian Christopher Titus (Tour and 10 Specials) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman rode naked on a motorbike, got fingered, and punched a blind man, Randy explains how a man was arrested for performing penis enlargement surgeries in the back of a Corolla, and Jason warns against quitting your job to breastfeed your boyfriend full time, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: Bett

Mid-Year Music Episode 2026 Jun 30, 2026 01:03:53 Jason and Randy are once again joined by Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic to share music they found this year but is not from this year.Here's a link to the playlist if you want to listen to more:https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/ptc-old-is-new-2026/pl.u-oZylYzZuBL1dNSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-

Willie Macc - Breakaway Hair Jun 23, 2026 00:49:47 Comedian Willie Macc (https://800PGR.lnk.to/GoodDadPR) stops by as Randy describes how a drunk woman drove on the sidewalk to chase a teen, Daniel explains how a wild brawl broke out at a kindergarten over seating, and Jason warns against rubbing raw chicken on a business you're mad at, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCA

Dan Mintz - Well Rounded Entertainer Jun 16, 2026 00:50:51 Comedian, writer, and actor (Well Rounded Entertainer, Bob's Burgers) stops by as Jason describes how a stripper attacked her club's manager with a pole, Randy explains why "Baby Jessica" was arrested, and Daniel warns against stealing a Red Bull truck and trying to make a delivery, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and Sheath!To get simple, online access to personalized, affo

Ben Gleib - How The Sausquatch Gets Made Jun 9, 2026 00:45:49 Comedian and late night host Ben Gleib (Good Night with Ben Gleib) stops by as Jason describes teenage campers that claim they were stalked by a group of Sasquatches, Randy explains why a woman crashed her car into a golf course with mini bottles of Fireball everywhere, and Daniel warns against shoplifting and stuffing your items inside of you, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: Mona

Jamie Lee - Shoe Phone Drunk Jun 2, 2026 01:00:20 Comedian, Emmy Winning Writer, and author Jamie Lee (My Friend Katy) stops by as Daniel describes an influencer that was banned for life from all Six Flags for eating nuggets on a ride, Jason explains why a drunk man tried to use his shoe as a phone before being arrested, and Randy warns against living in a strangers' crawl space, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp, ASPCA

Johnny Pemberton - Affirmative Grunting May 26, 2026 00:44:06 Comedian and actor Johnny Pemberton (Mermaid, Live Dates) stops by as Jason describes a French teen's run in with Singapore law after licking all the straws at a vending machine, Daniel explains how an ex-HP finance manager was sentenced after lavish spending, and Randy warns against driving a car on a Top Golf course, and so much more! Sub Wall!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/pri

Larry Wilmore - Leguini May 19, 2026 00:55:59 Comedian, writer, and magician Larry Wilmore (https://www.thelarrywilmore.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a mother in law wants to nap in a couple's bed and it causes marital strife as you'd expect, Randy explains how a California man was arrested for buying and returning Lego sets after replacing the pieces with pasta, and Jason warns against leaving your 7 children to live your l

Brad Williams - Kidruckers May 12, 2026 00:57:17 Comedian Brad Williams (Live On Short Street) stops by as Daniel describes how a drunk wedding guest lit fire to the venue, Jason explains why a fight broke out on a beach over washed up glass, and Randy updates us on why you still shouldn't wear a bear suit to destroy cars and scam the insurance company, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch, ASPCA Pet Insurance, and Hims!Use

Jon Lovett - Till Depth Do Us Part May 5, 2026 00:53:19 Comedian, journalist, and podcaster Jon Lovett (Pod Save America, Lovett Or Leave It) stops by as Randy describes a woman who married a river, Daniel explains how a woman fell down a drain at a car wash at 3am, and Randy warns against wearing a squirrel costume and throwing acorns at police, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp!You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Fin

Frankie Quinones - In The Woods Apr 28, 2026 00:35:57 Comedian and actor Frankie Quinones (The Dress Up Gang, Cholo Fit, https://frankiequinones.com/) stops by as Daniel describes a man peeing in "the woods," Jason explains how an AirBnB guest is accused of peeing on furniture, and Randy warns against getting drunk and high after an AA meeting and busting up an airport, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cal

Zach Zucker - Robot Sidepiece Apr 21, 2026 01:04:55 Comedian/ringmaster Zach Zucker (Stamptown) stops by as Jason describes the oddest unclaimed luggage left at airports, Daniel explains why a group of women started a brawl over a sauce charge, and Randy warns drinking and driving and losing your wife while operating a golf cart, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsura

Justin Hires - Top Shelf Local Apr 14, 2026 00:39:44 Comedian, actor, and podcaster Justin Hires (Killin It podcast audio Video) stops by as Jason describes a police chase involving a naked man accused of hit and run, Randy explains how a man stole an ambulance with a patient in the back, and Daniel warns against hitting police with a bible before pooping yourself, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch and Hims!Use code DPT at Mo

Chloe Radcliffe - Udder Disgrace Apr 7, 2026 00:48:53 Comedian, actress, and writer Chloe Radcliffe (Tour) stops by as Daniel describes a woman in a cow suit that has been arrested multiple times, Randy explains a viral phenomenon that has young people in Argentina believing that they are animals, and Jason warns a setting fires to kill spiders, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp!When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help

Morgan Jay - Me Toover Mar 31, 2026 00:37:41 Comedian Morgan Jay (Podcast, Tour) stops by as Jason describes a man yelling slurs that sets himself on fire instead of a house, Daniel explains how much an antique vampire hunting kit sold for, and Randy warns against having sex with appliances at a resort, and so much more!Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims!To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.To get s

Jackie Kashian - Not Loving It Mar 24, 2026 00:45:19 Comedian Jackie Kashian (Alter-Kashian) stops by as Randy describes how a man got banned from McDonald's for bringing a horse-drawn wagon through the drive thru, Jason explains how a judge threw out a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings about boneless wings, and Daniel warns against wearing a Batman cowl when trying to de-escalate a neighborhood dispute, and so much more!See Privacy Policy

Lamar Woods - Fire In The Hole Mar 17, 2026 00:47:33 Comedian, writer, and rapper Lamar Woods (Rebel Love Language) stops by as Jason describes how a hospital had to be evacuated after WWI artillery was found in a patient's butt, Randy explains why Rhode Island may ditch their Mr. Potatohead license plates, and Daniel reveals the world's funniest joke (according to some scientists), and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/p

Molly Kearney - Brushed Mar 10, 2026 00:55:35 Comedian and actor Molly Kearney (DMV) stops by as Daniel describes a North Carolina woman who set fire to the wrong house, Randy explains how a kindergarten teacher got caught doing cocaine in the bathroom, and Jason warns about aggressive turkeys, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT To get simple,

Ryan Sickler - Stigmacha Mar 3, 2026 00:46:11 Comedian and podcaster Ryan Sickler (The Honeydew, The Way Back, Live & Alive) stops by as Daniel describes how a cafe has been accused of blasphemy over the name of a sandwich, Randy explains how a man broke into a Little Caesar's and started making and selling pizzas, and Jason warns against sending meth into bank drive thru tubes, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHel

Sheedz - On The Path Feb 24, 2026 00:39:26 Comedian, actress, and writer Sheedz (Jury Duty, South Side) stops by as Randy describes how a woman recovered a stolen Hamburglar statue, Daniel explains how a man was accidentally paid several times his salary, quits, and disappeared, and Jason warns that the police will use drone to catch serial park poopers, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Californ

Ali Siddiq - You're In Trouble Feb 17, 2026 00:36:59 Comedian Ali Siddiq (Tour and Specials) stops by as Randy describes how an adult performer named Kinky Kelli got arrested for peeing on groceries, Jason explains why a man tried to order Rally's at KFC and led police on a scooter chase, and Daniel warns against robbing people for not buying you Wendy's, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore cov

Jiaoying Summers - Dumb People Are Hard To Kill Feb 11, 2026 00:33:18 Comedian Jiaoying Summers (What Specie Are You?) stops by as Daniel describes how a police chase became a manhunt with alligators, Jason explains how a man set his brother's house on fire by using a blow torch to thaw gas lines, and Randy warns against robbing a meat market in the nude, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Set yourself up for financial success in 2026 with Mo

Jena Friedman - Unhappy Ending Feb 3, 2026 00:53:19 Comedian and writer Jena Friedman (Tour) stops by and Gareth Reynolds from The Dollop (Tour) fills in for Daniel as Jason describes how a drunk man apologized and returned stolen mandolins, Randy explains why a woman tried to be a mermaid after attacking a deputy, and Gareth warns pooping at police, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and Quince! Sign up and get 10% off a

Dave Anthony - That's Not How You Make S'mores Jan 28, 2026 00:53:09 Comedian and podcaster Dave Anthony from The Dollop (Tour) fills in for Daniel as Jason describes how a snowplow driver admits to doing cocaine before a crash, Dave explains how a woman stole Hershey's chocolate and feminine pads from a store, and Randy warns against murdering your imaginary friend, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and Hims! To explore coverag

Evan Hull - Open And Shut Crate Jan 20, 2026 00:38:46 Comedian Evan Hull (evanhull.com) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that is seeking "puppy support" after her dog got pregnant, Jason explains how a Florida man was arrested for using a drone to deliver meth, and Randy warns against wearing "mom shorts," and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! This New Year, achieve your financial goals for good. Monarch is the all-in-one too

Hampton Yount - Got That Dog In Him Jan 13, 2026 00:41:03 Comedian Hampton Yount (@TheHamptonYount on YouTube) stops by as Randy describes a woman who claims to have had a threesome with a woman and her dead husband's ghost, Jason explains how a Florida man in a Dalmatian onesie outran police but was caught at his girlfriend's house, and Daniel warns against fellatio while driving, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everyt

The Character Episode 2025 Jan 6, 2026 00:47:33 Daniel, Jason, and Randy are joined by the incredible voice talents of Chris Cox, Kenny Stevenson, and Jonathan Kite to bring you the 2025 Character Episode from View From The Cheap Seats! You'll hear from celebrities like Dennis Rodman, Steven Seagal, Michael Caine (multiple), Jerry Jones, Charlie Sheen, Tom Hanks, Liam Neeson, Mark and Donnie Wahlberg, Nicolas Cage, Stone Cold Steve Aus

The Music Episode: End of Year Wrap Up 2025 Dec 30, 2025 00:43:31 Your end of year soundtrack is ready! The Sklar Brothers pass the cord for a special music episode to close out 2025 with guests Matt Price and J-Logic. Continuing the tradition started on View From The Cheap Seats, sans Jonah Ray this time unfortunately. Happy New Year! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell

Brad Morris - The Wickedly Talented... Dec 23, 2025 00:41:24 Comedian, actor, writer, and podcaster Brad Morris (Business Trips on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes how a drunk guy got kicked out of Epcot, Randy explains why a man who cryogenically froze his wife has started dating again, and Jason warns against trying to impress your kids by setting a World Record, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insurance and Monarch! To explo

Bill Glass - Nordstrom Rackoon Dec 16, 2025 00:50:34 Actor and improvisor Bill Glass (Dr. Rick in the Progressive ads, St. Denis Medical) stops by as Jason describes how a raccoon broke into a liquor store, got drunk, and passed out in the bathroom, Daniel explains why a Utah man stole a truck for an alien encounter, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 during your spiritual awakening, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Every

Bert Kreischer - Time Zones Dec 9, 2025 00:51:09 Comedian, actor, and podcaster Bert Kreischer (Free Bert coming to Netflix, Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave) stops by as Daniel describes how a Florida man posed as a cast member and stole an R2D2 replica to prove he was worthy of a job at DisneyWorld, Randy explains why a US judge had to resign for wearing an Elvis wig in court, and Jason tried to tell a story but Bert got hung up on time zones

Cory Peter Lane - Sex Happens Dec 2, 2025 00:45:58 Comedian and podcaster Cory Peter Lane (Business Casual, Stamptown) stops by as Daniel describes how a bouncy castle baron fire bombed his rivals, Randy explains how a couple was caught having sex in a jail lobby, and Jason warns against calling mall security and crying because a customer wants their watch fixed, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Califor

Leslie Liao - USB Yourself Nov 25, 2025 00:52:24 Comedian Leslie Liao (Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a couple that got caught having sex on a flight, Daniel explains how a Japanese government official drunkenly lost an important USB drive during a night out, and Jason warns against jumping off of a cruise ship to avoid paying gambling debts, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Monarch, Quince, and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Do

Carmen Christopher - My Uncle The Beachball Nov 18, 2025 00:49:15 Comedian and actor Carmen Christopher (The Bear) stops by as Daniel describes how a Brazilian woman married a rag doll, Randy explains how bulls escaped from a rodeo, and Jason warns against chugging Tabasco sauce and challenging people to a fight, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, BetterHelp, and Hims! Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/

Eddie Pepitone - Where Rage Meets Art Nov 11, 2025 00:44:47 Comedian, actor, and podcaster Eddie Pepitone (The Collapse) stops by as Daniel describes how man a with a whistling scrotum escaped death, Randy explains why a firefighter dropped "possibly" used tampons on her ex's lawn, and Jason warns against breaking into a stadium for a Diet Coke, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https

Jenny Zigrino - Meth In A Mason Jar Nov 4, 2025 00:45:51 Comedian Jenny Zigrino (Live Dates & Weekly Show) stops by as Randy describes how an IHOP waitress got charged with groping a customer, Jason explains why a woman put glitter and salt in her ex's engine, and Daniel warns against storing your meth in a mason jar, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Health Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT. E

John Goblikon - Grave Cave Oct 28, 2025 00:56:18 Rock star, podcaster, and goblin John Goblikon (Right Now podcast) stops by as Randy describes how an Ohio officer was attacked by an inflatable pumpkin, Jason explains why a buriel was halted because a different casket was found in the grave, and Daniel warns you to beware the ice bandit, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, Quince, BetterHelp, and Hims! This Halloween, make

Vince Caldera - Snake Is A Gateway Oct 21, 2025 00:40:02 Comedian Vince Caldera (Up & Coming) stops by as Jason describes how a man brought an emotional support alligator to a Pennsylvania Walmart, Randy explains why a Melbourne couple was "blessing sites" but were arrested for vandalism, and Daniel warns against trying to jump over a sink hole on a motorcycle, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Monarch! Don’t let financial opportunit

Michael Strassner - Baltimoron Oct 14, 2025 00:47:01 Actor/writer Michael Strassner (Baltimorons on demand) stops by as Daniel describes how a man attacked state troopers with an excavator to prevent them from arresting his son, Jason explains why a "bored" motorist rammed a police car that was conducting a traffic stop, and Randy warns against refusing to pay an escort who has silly string in her purse, and so much more! Thanks to our spon

Jesse Thorn - Thorn In My Side That I Like Oct 7, 2025 00:52:40 Radio and podcast host Jesse Thorn (Jordan Jesse Go!, Bullseye, Judge John Hodgman) stops by as Daniel describes how a man with drugs asked the police for protection, Jason explains why a French woman sued the company that paid her for 20 years to do nothing, and Randy warns wearing a hotdog costume while vandalizing a car, and so much more! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.co

Alex Edelman - Stay In Your Lane Sep 30, 2025 00:45:12 Comedian, actor, and Emmy Winner Alex Edelman (The Paper, Tour dates) stops by as Randy describes a Canadian man driving down the road in a Pink Barbie Jeep, Jason explains how a surgeon left during a surgery to have sex with a nurse, and Daniel warns against taking pranks too far(t) at your job, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notic

Steve Agee - Solve For XXX Sep 23, 2025 00:38:08 Comedian, actor, and photographer Steve Agee (Peacemaker) stops by as Randy describes a Florida man that thwarted a burglary while wearing Batman pajamas, Daniel explains how a Taiwanese man teaches calculus on Pornhub, and Jason warns against singing Nickleback in the wilderness, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and heal

Vanessa Bayer - Rooves? Sep 16, 2025 00:57:45 Actress/comedian Vanessa Bayer (SNL, How Did We Get Weird) stops by as Jason describes why a Maine man refused to get off a stranger's roof, Daniel explains how a family has put a sign out to tell people why their dog is on the roof, and Randy warns against trying to get clicks on social media if you're police officer, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Quince, Hims, and BetterHelp

Oscar Nunez - Speedy Delivery Sep 9, 2025 00:42:35 Actor Oscar Nunez (The Paper on Peacock) stops by as Daniel describes how a woman was charged for breaking a bathroom sink during sex, Jason explains why Massachusetts woman was hit with a large medical bill after a bat flies into her mouth, and Randy warns against speeding in your work vehicle, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASCPA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCA

Nate Craig - Girl With The Saggin' Tattoo Sep 2, 2025 00:41:04 Comedian Nate Craig (Married To It) stops by as Randy describes how a man stole moon rocks from NASA to use during sex, Jason explains why a drunk Wyoming traveler stole a golf cart and drove it at the airport, and Daniel warns against fighting a naked woman while also fighting a fire, and so much more!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https:

James Davis - Grounds For Divorce Aug 26, 2025 00:43:29 Comedian James Davis (@theejamesdavis) stops by as Jason describes why a Greek woman filed for divorce based on Chat GPT's advice, Randy explains how a hangry Florida man destroyed a Del Taco drive thru after finding it closed, and Daniel warns against exposing yourself and pooping on the floor of a surf shop, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy, Monarch Money, Quince, and Him

Beth Stelling - These Kids Are Coping Aug 19, 2025 00:54:54 Comedian and writer Beth Stelling (The Landlord Special) stops by as Jason describes how a Chuck E. Cheese employee got arrested in costume for credit card fraud, Daniel explains why a secret message on a dead father's gravestone angers town folk, and Randy wants a woman to break into his home, pet his dogs, and to wash his dishes, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: BetterHelp and

Mid-Year Music Episode with Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic Aug 12, 2025 01:07:17 Reviving a tradition from View From The Cheap Seats: It's the Mid-Year Music Episode! Randy and Jason are joined by Jonah Ray, Matt Price, and J-Logic to give you the best music they've found in 2025 (that came out any year other than 2025)! Guess along with them. What year/era are these songs from?See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://ar

Brent Weinbach - Kentucky Jones Aug 5, 2025 00:46:06 Comedian and podcaster Brent Weinbach (Popular Culture, The Brent Weinbach Podcast on ATC) stops by as Randy describes a mule riding man that unleashed a raccoon in a bar after being denied entry, Jason explains how stowaway pigeons ruined a Delta flight, and Daniel warns against putting spooky signs on vintage furniture (if you intend to sell it), and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor:

Josh Gondelman - Nacho Nightmare Jul 29, 2025 00:49:57 Comedian and writer Josh Gondelman (Positive Reinforcement) stops by as Jason describes how a woman shoved nachos down her wife's during a drunken argument, Randy explains why a driver snuck into an airport and pulled up next to a plane on the tarmac, and Daniel warns that Arizona might have more than one Penisman graffiti artist, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASCPA Pet Insura

Avery Pearson - Old On Gnome Jul 22, 2025 00:52:36 Comedian and musician Avery Pearson (Give It Up) stops by as Randy describes why a grandmother was prosecuted for destroying a neighbor's lawn gnome, Jason explains how a man stole a fire dept. vehicle and nearly flooded New Prague, and Daniel warns against dressing like Michael Jackson and robbing banks, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has everything you need to kee

Steph Tolev - Filth Queen Jul 15, 2025 00:45:01 Comedian, actor, and podcaster Steph Tolev (Filth Queen, Steph Infection podcast on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes a man that was found floating down a Portland river on a makeshift raft, Jason explains why a medical clinic receives unsolicited urine samples, and Randy warns against calling 9-1-1 against a stripper because she won't have sex for money, and so much more! Thanks to our s

Maz Jobrani - Apocalypse Meow Jul 8, 2025 00:47:13 Comedian, actor, and author Maz Jobrani (https://www.mazjobrani.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a man suffered "car crash level" injuries after tripping on his cat, Randy explains why a man left the scene of a crash to make it to his barbershop appointment, and Dan wants you to buy an adult lunchable in South Dakota, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free on

Greg Warren - Backdoor Banking Jul 1, 2025 00:46:27 Comedian and podcaster Greg Warren (The Champ) stops by as Daniel describes how a proctologist is shocked to find money inside a patient, Jason explains how a child took his little sister to McDonalds for breakfast in the family car, and Randy warns against getting stuck on Mount Fuji twice in one week, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, vis

Henry Phillips - Oreo Speedwagon Jun 24, 2025 00:44:43 Comedian and musician Henry Phillips (https://henryphillips.com/) stops by as Daniel describes why a pool in a luxury New York City condo has been pooped in, Jason explains how a man tried to sneak an invasive species of turtle through airport security in his pants, and Randy warns against getting shot by your dog in your sleep, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and Quince!

Brooks Wheelan - Poop Not Punch Jun 17, 2025 00:52:36 Comedian, writer, and podcaster Brooks Wheelan (Alive In Alaska) stops by as Jason goes over the list of items left in Ubers, Daniel explains a senior prank that get out of hand at a Texas high school, and Randy warns against pooping on cars (pretty simple honestly), and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explore coverage, visit ASPCApetinsurance.com/DPT.See Priv

Kiran Deol - Son Of Clam Jun 10, 2025 00:59:50 Comedian, actor, and writer Kiran Deol (JOYSUCK) stops by as Randy describes how a New York man lit sex toys on fire, sparking a neighborhood blaze, Daniel explains why a man pooped on wigs in a store, and Jason warns against bring cocaine to DisneyWorld, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Magic Mind and Hims! Get 60% off the Magic Mind offer with our link and code https://www.magi

Paul Scheer - My Dolphin, My Choice Jun 3, 2025 00:56:09 Comedian/actor/podcaster/author Paul Scheer (Joyful Recollections Of Trauma) stops by as Randy describes a couple that is planning a dolphin-assisted birth, Jason explains why Ohio police found a raccoon in a car with a meth pipe in its mouth, and Daniel warns about betting against a man willing to get breast implants, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: ASPCA Pet Insurance! To explo

Dean Delray - Ride Or Die May 27, 2025 00:49:39 Comedian Dean Delray (5836) stops by as Daniel describes a woman who spends crazy sums of money of water for her spoiled dog, Randy explains why a funeral home in Albany, Australia created a truck hearse, and Jason revels in a man who led police on a chase who once caught offered the officers vodka spritzers and asked if they had fun, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy

Gareth Reynolds - Trashkansas May 20, 2025 00:43:37 Comedian and podcaster Gareth Reynolds (The Dollop, We're Here To Help) stops by as Randy describes how an influencer defends faking her own kidnapping, Jason explains why a Kansas man wants to legalize raccoons as pets, and Daniel warns against leaving your phone open around a 2 year old, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASPCA Pet Insurance! Start your free online visit

Chris Sullivan - Dumb Was Us May 13, 2025 00:53:09 Actor Chris Sullivan (That Was Us podcast) stops by as Jason describes why a Chinese man is suing his girlfriend over a child birth simulation, Randy explains how a screaming Southwest passenger stripped naked during a mental breakdown, and Daniel warns vandalizing food delivery robots, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Quince! Elevate your closet with Quince. Go to Quince.com/DPT

Al Madrigal - Of Unknown Origin May 6, 2025 00:45:49 Comedian/actor/ATC Founder Al Madrigal stops by as Jason describes a Florida woman who was arrested after a dildo attack, Randy explains why a woman was in court for farting at her boyfriend's ex, and Daniel warns against listing your house for sale and leaving a risque sign up in the bedroom, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DP

Arden Myrin - Poundland Apr 29, 2025 00:50:10 Comedian/actress/podcaster Arden Myrin (Will You Accept This Rose?) stops by as Randy describes why a mother demands that Poundland change their logo, Jason explains how a Florida man with an ankle monitor told police that he can't go to jail due to his curfew, and Daniel warns laying on the beach while a certain sheriff's vehicle is near, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims an

Jay Mohr - Harsh Penalties Apr 22, 2025 00:49:19 Comedian and actor Jay Mohr (https://www.jaymohr.com/) stops by as Jason describes how a Florida man stole an ambulance in a beer-fueled rage, Daniel explains why a Florida woman told a deputy that getting arrested was on her "bucket list," and Randy warns against slicing a man's face with a Pringles can, and Jay tells an amazing Al Pacino story, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: C

Mary Lynn Rajskub - Flourish In the Drama Apr 15, 2025 00:47:05 Comedian and actress Mary Lynn Rajskub (North Of North, 24, Mr. Show, Always Sunny, Tour dates) stops by as Daniel describes how a "Do Not Buy This House Before Talking To Me" sign ended up next to a house for sale, Randy explains how a woman was arrested for hit and run after her car hit a low-hanging tree branch, and Jason warns driving drunk while looking at naked women on FaceTime and

Asif Ali - Mr. Machete Apr 8, 2025 00:42:51 Star of Deli Boys on Hulu, Asif Ali, stops by as Daniel describes a soldier so drunk that he stole a double decker bus to drive home, Jason explains why a Florida man in a clown costume was arrested fro trespassing, and Randy warns that getting a tattoo of a machete on your face might make you use a machete on someone, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims and ASPCA Pet Insurance

Carol Leifer - Rim Speed Apr 1, 2025 00:37:29 Comedy legend and author Carol Leifer (How To Write A Funny Speech...) stops by as Daniel describes a how an Australian couple had sex during a police pursuit, Randy explains why "Botox faces" have been banned from a UK comedy club, and Jason warns against stealing another man's dentures, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See

Luke Null - That's Fancy Nugs Mar 25, 2025 00:58:37 Comedian Luke Null (Pretty Songs, Dirty Words) stops by as Daniel describes a woman that stole a jacket that was actually a piece of art on the wall at the Picasso Museum in Paris, Randy explains why a woman was arrested at an Indiana Applebee's over an "All You Can Eat" dispute, and Jason warns against vandalizing the wrong car after a breakup, and so much more! Luke plays a song! Thanks

Trae Crowder - Steak Tips & Takis Fire Mar 18, 2025 00:52:55 Comedian Trae Crowder (Trash Daddy, WellRed podcast on ATC) stops by as Daniel describes why a meathead attorney sparked a brawl at a wedding, Randy explains why a Massachusetts official misused funds on steak tips and a self portrait, and Jason warns against trying to burn down a house with Takis, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: ASPCA Pet Insurance and VIIA Hemp! To explore cov

Alex Edelman - Towel House Mar 11, 2025 00:47:57 Comedian Alex Edelman (https://www.alexedelmancomedy.com/) stops by as Jason describes a wine thief dubbed "Thirsty Kirstie" indentified herself in Facebook comments, Daniel explains how a man has offered to split lottery winnings with the thieves that stole his credit card and bought the winning ticket, and Randy warns letting your child bite a soccer referee, and so much more! Thanks to

Fahim Anwar - Let Him Cook Mar 4, 2025 00:39:43 Comedian Fahim Anwar (https://www.fahimanwar.com/) stops by as Daniel describes how a man was given a parking ticket because his car's shadow was in a disabled spot, Jason explains why a Florida man was running into mailboxes on a lawnmower, and Randy warns against throwing fish and carrots into the DMV, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and VIIA Hemp! Chewy has everything y

Dana Gould - Geechy's Teeth Feb 25, 2025 00:51:15 Comedian, writer, and podcast Dana Gould (Perfectly Normal) stops by as Jason describes how owning a Cybertruck has cost one roofer his customers, Randy explains why a woman was arrested for throwing a "First Date" brick through her ex's window, and Daniel warns against pretending to be a DEA agent to get fast food discounts, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Chewy! Chewy has every

Dan Levy - Crimedr Feb 18, 2025 00:51:20 Comedian and writer Dan Levy stops by as Randy describes how a man claims to have set a masturbation world record, Dan explains why a taxi driver led police on a multi-state chase, and Jason warns against pouring whiskey in Holy Water, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Hims! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and Cali

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