Elden Dogs (An Elden Ring Podcast)
Elden Dogs is a podcast dedicated to exploring the lore, gameplay, and secrets of the video game Elden Ring. Each week, the hosts delve into the rich world of FromSoftware's masterpiece, discussing item descriptions, character backstories, and the mysteries of the Erdtree. The show aims to be a faithful companion for both new and veteran players on their journey through the Lands Between. It is part of The Dogcast Network.
Episodes
73 - Items & Tools
Patreon Release Date: Aug 17th 2025Heck, what are we doing here people? We are talking about items for a whole episode? That's right Tarnished!The Inventory holds many secrets and oddities and we need to discuss them. I guarantee you will learn something today!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out
72 - Bestiary Pt. 9
Patreon Release Date: Mar 10th 2025Our journey through the Land of Shadow continues as we discuss the wacky and weird denizens of this forsaken land.The hippopotamus is not a hippo. The Fire Knights are spoiled brats. And the Curseblade would be fantastic in a fighting game. Only 25 enemies left to go!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our ot
71 - Weapons Pt. 5
Patreon Release Date: Jun 1st 2025Weapons Covered:ReapersWhipsHand-to-Hand ArtsFistsClawsBeast ClawsThrowing BladesPerfume BottlesTorchesShieldsTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcastLogo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact
70 - Bestiary Pt. 8
Patreon Release Date: Feb 23rd 2025The Bestiary has returned! In this beloved series, we break down every single varmint and miscreant in the Land of Shadow.Join us we discuss the Shadow Undead, Man-Flies, and the Bloodfiends. Are Giant Electric Sheep a good thing? Why would anyone kill a horse? And is it a metal band?To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elde
69 - Spirit Ashes Pt. 3
Patreon Release Date: Jun 30th 2025Freyja and Ansbach are here to discuss all of our favorite friends! ...and Queelign. This episode dives into all of the spirit ashes from the DLC.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcastLogo by Bryant Ross - https
68 - Bestiary Pt. 7
Patreon Release Date: Apr 8th, 2024How did this turn into 7 episodes?! I guess it's just too much fun talking about the various denizens of the Lands Between.In our final episode of Bestiary (at least until the DLC), we venture to the Haligtree to discuss monstrous musicians and badass rotten knights. We then venture to Farum Azula to talk about Dragons and Beastmen. Finally, we end on the Eld
67 - Weapons Pt. 4
Patreon Release Date: May 18th 2025Weapons Covered:Great HammersColossal WeaponsSpearsGreat SpearsHalberdsTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcastLogo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: https:
66 - Bestiary Pt. 6
Patreon Release Date: May 24th, 2024Our journey through the various friends and not-so-friends of the Lands Between continues as we venture into the Mountaintops of the Giants!First, we stop in the beautiful ruins of Zamor to discuss basketball! Then, we reminisce on House Hoslow and the trouser-less heroes of their house. Finally, we talk a whole lot about fire. Fire giants, black flames, and fir
65 - Weapons Pt. 3
Patreon Release Date: May 7th 2025Tarnished go Bonk!Weapons Covered:AxesGreataxesHammersFlailsTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcastLogo by Bryant Ross - https://www.instagram.com/varneysa/Contact Us:Blue.Sky: https://bsky.app/p
64 - Bestiary Pt. 5
Patreon Release Date: Feb 25th, 2024There's a lot of enemies in this game! Gideon and Alexander crack open a couple of cold ones to discuss the denizens of the Lands Between!We start at the Ruin Strewn Precipice and the horrors of latin music, before we venture into the Altus Plateau to discuss the skinning of gods or even just all the men in the village. Writhing rotmounds and spiritcaller
63 - Weapons Pt. 2
Patreon Release Date: Apr 20th, 2025Lots of heavy-hitters in Part 2 of our Weapons series. There Will Be Blood!Weapons Covered:Thrusting SwordsGreat Thrusting SwordsCurved SwordsCurved GreatswordsBackhand BladesKatanasGreat KatanasTwinbladesTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/
62 - Bestiary Pt. 4
Patreon Release Date: Jan 28th, 2024The Underground Cities. You fear to go beneath the Lands Between. The Nox pushed their experiments too greedily and delved too deep into parts of the universe better left unknown. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Ainsel... really big ants.The Bestiary continues Tarnished! In this episode we cover enemies mostly situated in Caria Manor, the Undergr
61 - Incantations
Patreon Release Date: Jun 3rd 2024Take a set Tarnished. Today, Alexander and Sir Gideon convene to discuss the wide world of incantations in the Lands Between.These spells cover many attacks, buffs, debuffs, and enhancements. If you want to shoot frosty dragon breath or shoot a frickin laser beam out of your eye, this is the episode for you!To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 b
60 - Bestiary Pt. 3
Patreon Release Date: Jan 14th 2024Our journey through the Lands Between continues as we tackle the Lakes of Liurnia!We tackle the artificial Albinaurics, the crunchy Crystallians, and the hellspawn that are Crayfish. Seriously, we hate crayfish.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreo
59 - Spirit Ashes Pt. 2
Patreon Release Date: May 5th 2024Welcome back to the Roundtable Hold Tarnished. This fine morning in the Lands Between, Alexander and Gideon continue their discussion of the joys of Spirit Ashes and the vile horrors of puppets.Our discussion leads us through the Special Spirit Ashes and the Legendary Spirit Ashes. We talk squad goals, elden drip, and using spirit ashes for hype purposes.To suppor
58 - Bestiary Pt. 2
Patreon Release Date: Dec 23rd 2023Our journey through the Bestiary of The Lands Between continues! In this episode Alexander and Gideon discuss the creatures found in both the Weeping Peninsula and Caelid, and we must admit this might have the most heavy metal enemies in the game.We talk about the Disciples of Rot, the Vulgar Militia, Putrid Corpses, and Flame Chariots. Caelid has a strange bea
57 - Nightreign: Lore
Patreon Release Date: Sept 28th 2025How fares the night friend? and what the heck is it? Why is there a goat demon asking me strange questions and who is this talking doll?Have no fear Nightfarers, today all questions will be answered, or at least considered! Today, we discuss the lore of Elden Ring: Nightreign.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs
56 - Weapons Pt. 1
Patreon Release Date: Apr 6, 2025In episode 1 of another multi-part series, we are tackling all of the weapons of the Lands Between. We begin with an overview of how weapons work and then we rank and discuss all of the weapons by type.In Part 1 we cover:DaggersStraight SwordsLight GreatswordsGreatswordsColossal SwordsTo support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden
55 - Nightreign: Nightlords
So you want to take on the Nightlords. Easier said than done Nightfarer. You might want to have a listen to this here guide.This episode goes through each Nightlord one at a time to discuss preparation, strategy, movesets, and how not to piss yourself when your two teammates go down and its you against an angry centaur knight or the meanest ice dragon this side of the Siofra River.AE MarlingBluesk
54 - Enir Ilim
Miquella's journey is complete. He has ascended to the top of Enir-Ilim and is ready to resurrect his brother and wed him in holy matrimony.The Tarnished have a difficult path heading up fighting many horny warriors and some old friends. We say goodby to Ansbach and Freyja. We mourn Moore.How many times do we have to tell this old Redmane to sit down? Radahn is back and will not let up. Let
53 - Nightreign: Expeditions
You have selected your Nightfarer and now you are ready to be dropped into Limveld. Now what do you do? Here is your guide for the moment to moment progression of a couple days in Limveld. What should be priority and what should be avoided!AE MarlingBluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/aemarling.bsky.socialMurder in the Tool Library - https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-tool-library
52 - Rauh Ruins
Time for an episode of Rauh Dogs! Ansbach and Freja take a stroll through the past as we tackles the completely confusing Rauh Ruins. Who made them? Some old civilization. What is Devonia looking at? We may never know!We do take some time to go to church today as well as we attend the Church of the Bud. Romina is rotten and its time to nip it in the bud.To support our show and get exclusive access
51 - Nightreign: Nightfarers
Gather around Nightfarers! Today, we will learn each others names. Who is your Daddy and what does he do?Brad is again joined by AE to discuss the various Nightfarers and their strengths and weaknesses!AE MarlingBluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/aemarling.bsky.socialMurder in the Tool Library - https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/murder-in-the-tool-library-a-e-marling/1144354144Missing Mermaid -
50 - Finger Ruins
Patreon Release Date: 01/05/2025Everyone has that one friend who says some weird stuff. Ymir is one of these dudes. You have a couple cool conversations with him, and then he starts talking about the sound of your essence and young buy buried outside.Today, we journey to the Cathedral of Manus Metyr and finally meet the Mother of All Fingers herself. Join as we discuss eating mushrooms and smoking
49 - Nightreign: Intro & Map Overview
Greetings Nightfarers! Welcome to another version of the Roundtable Hold. Here we will be discussing the bizarre new game that is Elden Ring Nightreign. A new host, AE Marling aka The Executor will be joining us to explain the various intricacies of the game.In this episode, we do a general introduction and map overview of the game.AE MarlingBluesky - https://bsky.app/profile/aemarling.bsky.social
48 - Scaduview
Ansbach and Freyja have a long overdue visit to church. Our Elden Dogs are tackling the Scaduview region today which covers the Church District and the areas behind the Shadow Keep.We beat up on a man without legs, we pick some flowers, and finally head back home.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https:
47 - Abyssal Woods
Some subjects need to be buried. Midra pursued the knowledge of the Frenzied Flame, and there was no turning back. The Hornsent attempted to silence the flame and bury the woods where it could never be found.I am a Tarnished who doesn't care about any of that, but you scared my horsey. You must pay with your life.
46 - Jagged Peak
The Packers vs. the Bears, Stone Cold vs. the Rock, and Brad vs. Sobriety. These are some of the greatest matchups of all time, but none can compare with Bayle vs. Placidusax.Today, the Elden Dogs pack our climbing gear and head for the Jagged Peak. We learn of all the different types of Sax and discuss Godwyn's ability to get in everywhere.Igon is the perfect example of peak anger. Dude crawls up
45 - Cerulean Coast
How much is an eighth of sleep going for these day? Is velvet uncomfortable? Does Leonard wear horse shoes?Join Ansbach and Freyja as we go down the Ellac River to the beautiful shores of the Cerulean coast. Here, we will meet maybe the most sensible of the demi-gods, St. Trina. I'm getting sleep already...To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and o
44 - Nightreign Network Test Impressions
The network test for Elden Ring: Nightreign has come and gone! While it was a brief weekend, it left a big impression on both of your Tarnished hosts.Join us for a discussion on our initial and unplanned thoughts of the game.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out https://www.patreon.com/hairofthedogcast
43 -Shadow Keep
Today, we find ourselves on Messmer's front doorstep. It turns out the Beware: Golden Hippo sign was warranted. That's right, Ansbach and Freyja are ascending the Shadow Keep (or possibly descending).We discuss the Fire Knights, Jar hospitals, and just how much we love Messmer.To support our show and get exclusive access to over 75 bonus episodes from Elden Dogs and our other shows, check out
42 - Rauh Base
You must venture out into the wild on your own. We can't guarantee your return, but we can promise you, there will be big fucking bears.That's right! We are facing another big cuddly bear at the Rauh Base. We also discuss the legendary local hero Ornis, the ability to redefine yourself like Sting. We bare it all!
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41 - Nightreign Explained
Elden Ring Nightreign was announced to the world at the Game Awards last Thursday. We were absolutely not expecting a new Elden Ring announcement and this trailer has proved to be a controversial one.Join the Elden Dogs as we break down everything we know about this new 3v3 PVE Rogue-lite adventure in the Lands Between!
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40 - Scadu Altus
Harry, we've reached the top! After a magical ascent through Castle Ensis, we are at the Scadu Altus, a meandering section of the Land of Shadow. This episode we will be bouncing around as we discuss the Kindred of Rot, Berries and Cream, Misbegotten dentistry, and the Fort of Reprimand.
Please, for the love of Marika, just fight the Ghostflame Dragon with me. I am not trying to hurt you!
To suppo
39 - Invaded by Square Table Gaming
You are being invaded by Square Table Gaming! The Elden Dogs are joined for a special discussion with the lore master, Zach to discuss his thriving YouTube channel as well as the depth of Elden Ring lore.
We discuss Vyke, Miquella, Midra, St. Trina, and so much more. A great conversation with a fellow lorehound of Elden Ring!
Square Table Gaming - https://www.youtube.com/@square-table-gaming
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38 - Castle Ensis
Original Air Date: Sept 8, 2024
Our journey through the Land of Shadows continues as we cross the Ellac Greatbridge and ascend Castle Ensis. Rellana forsook her family o follow the man she loves, even if he has lame tattoos and plays his music too loud.
We also take a quick pitstop to discuss our first Ancient Forge and the Fog Rift Catacombs. Be nice to Furnace Golems. They love their pets just a
37 - Belurat Tower
Original Air Date: Oct 17, 2024
Righteous Tarnished, we must continue following in the steps of Miquella. He left that bar like an hour ago, and we have no clue what he is doing.Join Freyja and Ansbach as fight Ghostflame Dragons, explore messed up jails, and conquer a conquered city as we fight dudes in a lion king outfit.
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36 - Invaded by Gary Butterfield
Original Air Date: Sep 18, 2024
Greetings Tarnished and welcome to a different kind of episode. Today, we are being invaded by Gary Butterfield of Bonfireside Chat. You probably have hear Gary talk about Elden Ring, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, and many other games on his many podcasts.
This invasion features a loose discussion on the DLC, the necessity of deep lore dives, and the various aspects to po
35 - Gravesite Plain
Original Air Date: Sep 11, 2024
Touch the Withered Arm and enter the Land of Shadow. Gideon and Alexander are dead. Long live Ansbach and Freyja!
The Elden Dogs dive into the Gravesite Plain this episode. We talk Wolverine clones, the despicable Furnace Golems, and things that go bonk in the night. Lots of lore talk and a small discussion over cutting body parts off.
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34 - Shadow of the Erdtree Overview
Original Air Date: Aug 07, 2024
We are back! The DLC has been out for a while now and I am starting to remember what it is like to be a human being in the regular world.
Shadow of the Erdtree is a massive DLC with insane levels of content. The lore, the weapons, the experience. We are going to be eating very well for a long time to come.
Join Brad and Tyler as we do an overview of the expansion an
33 - DLC Pre-Release Party
Original Air Date: Jun 19, 2024
Shadow of the Erdtree is nearly here! To celebrate Alexander and Sir Gideon answer some bizarre and silly queries about the Lands Between. Which 3 characters would you want for a bar crawl? What region would best sustain a Taco Bell? and What character would be the best guest for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater?!All these questions and many more will be answered in this very
32 - Sorceries
Original Air Date: Jun 12, 2024
Hello Tarnished, and welcome to today's episode. We will be speaking on the wonderful world of sorceries today. If you have a knack for magic (and a glintstone staff), this will be right up your alley.
We won't be doing any praying today however. Today, we will learn of the moon and stars. We will venture into power of the blood. Our teachings will explore the virtu
31 - Spirit Ashes pt. 1
Original Air Date: May 08, 2024
So you found a bag of powder on the ground. This moment happens at every music festival but not every bag of powder is drugs, some of it is actually the spirit ashes of the Misbegotten.
On this episode, we start talking about Spirit Ashes, an aspect of Elden Ring that is either beloved or absolutely despised. Either way, they are a part of our game and we are going
30 - Bestiary pt. 1
Original Air Date: Apr 10, 2024
Howdy Tarnished! As we tread the water until the DLC, we embark on a gargantuan undertaking; creating a bestiary for every enemy in the Lands Between.
In this series we will cover 250 different enemies discussing their strengths, weaknesses, and the specific ways they massacred us. Part 1 features mostly Limgrave and a little Weeping Peninsula.
For instant access
29 - Speedrunning w/ Catalystz
Original Air Date: Mar 13, 2024
Elden Ring is not an easy game. No matter your skill level, there is no way you are beating this game in under 15 hours, unless you're a speedrunner. They can beat this game in under 5 minutes.
Speedrunning might seem like some forbidden sort of black magic, and it is. You want a flying horse, it's yours. If you want to make a weapon into a machine gun, go ahead an
28 - Shadow of the Erdtree Trailer Discussion
Original Air Date: Feb 26, 2024
The trailer is finally here. Shadow of the Erdtree is just around the corner. Join the Elden Dogs as we convene to spend 90 minutes discussing a 3 minute trailer! Is this ridiculous? Of course.
Messmer, the Impaler, is a child of Marika, giant pots are a dream come true, and Miquella is either the nicest guy ever or a horrible monster. We leave no stone unturne
27 - The Online Experience w/ Bryant Ross
Original Air Date: Feb 21, 2024
Did you know Elden Ring is a multiplayer game? Allegedly, it is so!
Come closer to the Site of Grace and join us as we tell you a tale of the Online Experience of Elden Ring. Cut off your fingers and write summon signs on the ground and journey to another world to destroy or protect your other Tarnished!
Converge with us as we discuss some of the modding scene of
26 - Endgame Content
Original Air Date: Jan 17, 2024
I became Elden Lord and all I got was this dumb armor!
So you defeated the Elden Beast. We both know that's not enough for you. In this episode, we tackle a whole lot of numbers from the rarest weapons and armor to a whole bunch of bell bearings. No stone is left unturned as we scour the Lands Between to find every single item and boss in the game.
Yes, we have a
25 - Miyazaki & Martin
Original Air Date: Dec 20, 2023
Today, we take a journey to the real world and explore the lives of two of the creators of Elden Ring, Hidetaka Miyazaki and George R. R. Martin.
Miyazaki grew up in a poor family, wasn't allowed to play video games, and did a career change at the age of 29 to become one of the most beloved video game creators of all time. You might have heard of the Dark Souls gam
24 - Cut Content pt. 2
Original Air Date: Nov 29, 2023
Of course a game as expansive as Elden Ring has enough cut content to make a 2-part episode. The Elden Dogs are back to finish their deep dive into the world of cut content!
Join us as we assist the noble viscount of Shanehaight and shatter his comforting reality. Listen to the impassioned Godfrey's tender words of love for his ex-lover. And follow Kale around
23 - Cut Content pt. 1
Original Air Date: Nov 08, 2023
Elden Ring, Oh Elden Ring! Today, we're delving into the dark and unseen corners of the lore of Elden Ring, the cut content. Things that have been left on the cutting room floor can provide some interesting insights into the development cycle and might give us a possible glimpse into the DLC.
In this episode, we'll drink a woman, ruin a merchant's life, and make s
22 - The Ashen Capital
Original Air Date: Oct 11, 2023
The Erdtree is burning. All other roads have been traveled and it is now time to return to Leyndell, now the Ashen Capital. It appears most enemies have been buried in ash.
In this episode, we discuss Goldmask and the path to a Party Boy build. We talk about the Roundtable's end and if Gideon is as horrible as he seems (he is). And we delve deep into the story
21 - Farum Azula
Original Air Date: Sep 20, 2023
The endgame is near. Destined death is within our grasp and the only things standing in our way are beastmen, wormface, godskin apostles, banished knights, ancient dragons, modern dragons, a crucible knight, hawks with knives for legs, an elden lord, a fucking badass named Bernahl, a tree sentinel, and the Black Blade. So, a layup essentially.
In this episode, we
20 - Lake of Rot & Moonlit Altar
Original Air Date: Aug 30, 2023
Welcome to the Lake of Rot, a hidden gem nestled below Liurnia offering an unforgettable escape into horror. This pristine scarlet rot will immediately start killing you. Oh, and it's full of basilisks! Whether you seek thrilling sprints or jet-skiing past Dragonkin Soldiers, adventure awaits!
Need even more adventure? Fight an enigmatic and awe-inspiring cosmos ant
19 - Ranni ft. Jack Packard
Original Air Date: Aug 09, 2023
The time has come to talk about everyone's favorite witch! In this lore heavy episode, we discuss the life and mission of Ranni. From her early days playing with her murder puppy brother to that one time she found a hippie in the woods, we leave no study hall unturned.
Jack Packard of Escapist Magazine and Red Letter Media is here as well!
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18 - Deeproot Depths
Original Air Date: Jun 28, 2023
Sometimes you really need a hug and it might be because of murder bears holding face puss from a dying fish god man who was the all-star quarterback for the Leyndell Dragons.
In this episode, Alexander and Sir Ofnir discuss the lore of Fia and her lovely hugs. Our pal Godywn has seen better days but if we can just recover the two half centipede cursemarks there mig
17 - Nokron w/ Gary Butterfield
Original Air Date: May 31, 2023
The festival is over! Pack up your tents and find your friends. Rumor has it a something crash landed in Limgrave and it is up to us to find what monstrous zombies, cute silver gloop monsters, and overreaching scientists are below the Lands Between.
Gary Butterfield of Bonfireside Chat joins us in this special episode as we dive deep into the lore of the Nox. Why a
16 - Mohgwyn Palace & Shaded Castle
Original Air Date: Apr 26, 2023
Last time on Elden Dogs, we had just arrived into the Mohgwyn Palace before we ran out of time. Thus, we start this episode discussing the bizarre and extreme relationship of Mohg and his half-brother/husband/baby-man/cocoon roommate.
After departing from that bizarre home situation, we go back to the Altus Plateau to talk about a little green area on the map we di
15 - Subterranean Shunning Grounds
Original Air Date: Mar 29, 2023
We have avoided the sewers long enough, and perhaps we judged it too harshly. In this episode, we tackle the Subterranean Shunning Grounds. Your maps have no power here...
We explore the Dung Eater's history as a serial killer, Mohg's illusion, the Great Caravan, and the Lobster Pit.
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14 - Haligtree & Consecrated Snowfield
Original Air Date: Mar 15, 2023
The Elden Dogs finally return! It has been too long, but Tyler needed some extra time to deal with revenants and bubble blowing musicians. This episode finds us going to the most challenging area of the game, The Consecrated Snowfield and Miquella's Haligtree.
We discuss the upcoming Shadow of the Erdtree DLC and talk a lot about our favorite set of twins in the gam
13 - Mountaintops w/ Kole Ross
Original Air Date: Jan 25, 2023
The Mountaintops of the Giants is a desolate, frozen hellscape full of angry snails, colossal fingercreepers, and pissed off ice dragons. Not a great vacation destination, but it is lore heavy and full of interesting topics of discussion.
We are joined on this episode by Kole Ross from Bonfireside Chat (and Watch Out For Fireballs, etc.) to discuss Melina's Identit
12 - Leyndell w/ Dom's Roundtable
Original Air Date: Jan 11, 2023
Our journey has finally led us to the Royal Capital of Leyndell. This was the seat of power and the height of civilization once upon a time. Now, the buildings are sealed with corpse wax, the streets are lousy with bosses, and the carcass of a giant dragon lays across the rooftops.
Elden Dogs is joined by a very special guest, Dom's Roundtable. Dom is a professiona
11 - Volcano Manor w/ Jack Packard
Original Air Date: Dec 26, 2022
Together, we will devour the godsssssss!
Praetor Rykard had some good ideas. Let's try Volcano magic. Maybe the Golden Order is corrupt. His decision to let a snake eat him though, that might be questionable.
The Elden Dogs are joined by the fantastic Jack Packard for this episode. You might recognize him from Red Letter Media and Escapist Magazine.
A very fun
10 - Altus Plateau
Original Air Date: Nov 23, 2022
We're moving on up to the Altus Plateau! Fall is in the air as well as an insane amount of toxic chemicals (Perfuming bastards). Lots of lore to discuss here as we are on the front door of the Royal Capital. Wormfaces, dancing midsommar women, and the most despised perfumers.
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09 - Underground Rivers
Original Air Date: Nov 09, 2022
Deep below the Lands Between is another world. A world of clay men with their bubble magic, bull men with their sick dance moves (and sniper rifles), and ants... lots and lots of ants.
We venture down underground this episode to discuss the Siofra and Ainsel Rivers. Discussions on ancient civilizations and poor business tactics ahead!
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08 - Radahn
Original Air Date: Sept 28, 2022
Festival season is upon us! Radahn is headlining with Dave Matthews opening!
In this episode, the dogs continue their journey through Caelid. After exploring the Dragonbarrow and discussing imitation godskin, we arrive at Redmane Castle where we rant about Dave Matthews Band, the Starscourge Radahn, and that the Dung Eater is a flat earther!
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07 - Caelid
Original Air Date: Sept 14, 2022
The last place in the world you want to go, Caelid. It is my belief it was once a beautiful land before it became infested with Scarlet Rot, and giant decaying dogs, and crows, and explodey corpses, and flame chariots, and projectile throwing pests, and asshole trolls.
A lore heavy area. Despite being a miserable hellish location, we do love it and have a lot t
06 - Raya Lucaria
Original Air Date: Aug 24, 2022
Raya Lucaria is a fantastic school of learned sorcerers where you can better yourself and expand your knowledge of the stars. At least it was until the students locked up their headmaster and threw a nonstop rager! These students are out of control hanging out with pots and abductor virgins, animating dolls with 4 arms, and summoning comically large stones to send
05 - Liurnia of the Lakes
Original Air Date: Aug 10, 2022
Who gave those lobsters sniper rifles?!
Gideon, the Dung Eater, and Alexander are back to discuss their adventures in Liurnia. First, we visit Jarburg and admire the beautiful flowers. Next, we head over to the Village of the Albinaurics and find a dying manmade frog-dude hiding in a bush. Then, we go to the Carian Royal Manor and try and not get handjobbed. F
04 - Stormveil Castle
Original Air Date: Jun 15, 2022
Godrick seems like the kind of guy who has nuts on his truck. It is time for his rule to end!
Join the Elden Dogs as we discuss Godrick the Golden's role in the Shattering and the big girl's blouse. After we figure out just who Godrick is, we go into Stormveil Castle, a dungeon rotting from the inside out. The Dung Eater also does some research into Rule 34's relat
03 - Weeping Peninsula
Original Air Date: May 18, 2022
In the southern end of Limgrave lies the Weeping Peninsula, a happy place where blind girls are abandoned by their fathers who have to go to work.
In this episode, we discuss the Roundtable Hold and its inhabitants before we go through the lands of the Weeping Peninsula. What are walking mausoleums? Why are the Minor Erdtrees surrounded by jars? And are we actu
02 - Limgrave and Lore Introduction
Original Air Date: Apr 20, 2022
The fallen leaves tell a story.
Gideon, the Dung Eater, and Boc are back and we are starting our journey into the Lands Between. We start this episode with an introduction to the lore where we cover some core concepts to understanding the world of Elden Ring.
Next, we discuss Limgrave in detail. We scour the map and discuss our favorite NPCs, items you want, and t
01 - Arise Now, Ye Tarnished
Original Air Date: Apr 06, 2022
Our first episode acts as an introduction and an overview. We discuss the creative process and development before we move into a rigorous discussion on gameplay mechanics and what to expect when entering the Lands Between.
This series will last for a while and we are excited to take this journey with you!
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