The Metal Podcast
The Metal Podcast is a music show that explores heavy metal from a historical and cultural perspective. It discusses the past, present, and future of music, as well as the impact of various metal genres on pop culture. The show offers insights into the evolution of metal and its influence on society.
Episodes
Episode 123: We rank Every Death Album
AC and DJ rise from the grave to rank and review every album by pioneers, Death. There may be surprises, and there may be more wacky hi-jinx. Only way to know is to climb aboard and set sail with us.
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Episode 122: Spring Broken
DJ and AC are back to give a little update on things and just some quick thoughts as these days things are crazy, but we wanted to let you know we are still here and are going to continue.
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Episode 121: Save Me
Dj and Ac have returned and we bring tidings and good cheer, as well as funny commentary and some burning questions. In a very casual episode, we try to think of some songs by Celine Dion
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Episode 120: Happy New Year 2026
Dj and Ac ring in the new year with stories of past, present and future, and a little game of try to break chatgpt. Will they do it? Only one way to find out as the best show on the internet returns!
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Episode 119: We Rank Every King Diamond Record (Part 2)
AC and DJ return to finish what they started with Part 2 of their King Diamond ranking. Will AC and DJ finally link up in agreement, or will the list completely unravel? Expect passion, laughter, and just enough metal chaos to make the King proud.
Episode 118: We Rank Every King Diamond Record (Part 1)
AC and DJ are back with the first half of a ranking of one of our most praised artists, King Diamond. We give you a personal ranking to see how we feel about each and where we land. Will there be more upsets or will we both fall in line? Like Asia once told us, Only Time Will Tell, so come on down and find out!
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Episode 117: We Rank Every W.A.S.P. Album (Part 2)
Part 2 of our epic journey of ranking each album of the legendary band, W.A.S.P. Will we link up again? Tune in to find out.
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Episode 116: We Rank Every W.A.S.P. Album part 1
DJ and AC are back, and have finally found a way to force a metal conversation, by doing another discography ranking. In this part 1 of 2, we go through the discography of one of our favorite bands of all time, W.A.S.P. We give an honest ranking, based on the best of our abilities, but the real question is, will we sync up this time, at any point? You'll have to tune in to find out.
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Episode 115: Dream Team Warriors
DJ and AC are back for our annual Halloween episode and we brought our old pal, Rick Ernst, with us. This Halloween we review the timeless masterpiece, Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors. It's the second most fun you'll have being scared. You can't afford to miss this!
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Episode 114: The Ark of the Sun God
Ac and Dj are back and they do something they have never done before: talk about Saudi Arabia. That's right! They discuss both the sports industry's relationship with the Saudi government, as well as it's weather system. It's the one show that has it all, and we bring it right to your door!
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Episode 113: We Rank Every Megadeth Album (Part 2)
The conclusion to our most ambitious episode yet, where we complete the ranking of every Megadeth record. There may be plenty of surprises, but we are into the goods now.
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Episode 112: We Rank Every Megadeth Album (Part 1)
AC and DJ are back with the most ambitious, but whimsical episode yet. We rank each Megadeth episode, and see where we line up on each one.
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Episode 111: The Iron Dragon Strikes Back
AC and DJ return from their Summer break to bring back our favorite guest, Rick Ernst, to catch up, talk about documentary film making, the first 48, and just general mtv related shenanigans. The best show on the internet, because we dare do what other shows won't.
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Episode 110: Doin Time on Planet Earth
Ac and DJ are back after a mourning process, but are here to help you cool off in these hot summer days.We are joined by special guest G Souldier, and we talk all things from bullying to inner city melodramas. It's the crossover you never thought you would live to see, but it's a great time for all. If it's Sunday, you know what time it is!
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Episode 109: The July Group
Dj and Ac are back to bring you the most outside the box show on the internet. We are joined by former teacher, now author, speaker and life coach, Marc Hoberman, and we are daring to touch the third rail, but not this time. We discuss the youth of today, which will become the leaders of tomorrow, for better or for worse. This is one of our most insightful episodes yet, so don't miss out!
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Episode 108: Return of the Dinosaurs
AC and DJ are back after our unintentionally hilarious week off to bring you a classic TMP episode! We are joined by guest Craig Siegelbaum to give you a nice, comfortable 2 hours of metal talk. The highs are high, and the lows are hard to find. It's another great addition to your content library, so tune in and hear why The Metal Podcast is the talk of the town!
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Episode 107: Out on Bail
Dj and AC are back to bring the heat for this sizzling summer Sunday with another exciting episode! We are joined by Iwan, a former NYC cop turned alt rocker and we discuss fitness, American cities with rock scenes, Hellen Keller, the unfortunate place called Florida, and the polarization of the zoomer. We go everywhere the other shows wouldn't dream of going, except for Gary, Indiana, but that's
Episode 106: Summer's Children
AC and DJ are here to kick off the summer with the hottest show on the net! We are joined by guest Rico No Suave, and we take the show down predictably unpredictable roads. We discuss the aging out of American pop culture, the homeless crisis and the unfortunate state of elder care. All this and more cooking, on the show you can't afford to miss!
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Episode 105: Three Kinds of Heat (Special Guest Sexy Chef Wendy Lane)
DJ and AC are back with what may be our most important episode as we are joined by Sexy Chef Wendy Lane. We talk a little music, but mostly we go over the importance of food, particularly whole food, and what a person should eat, and how to enhance that experience. We go over the importance of traditional gender roles and the slow return to tradition that is happening amongst the younger generatio
Episode 104: Overlanders (Guest Taz Taylor)
Ac and Dj are back to bring you more of what you never knew you needed! We are joined by guest Taz Taylor to discuss touring, Gibson guitars and Top Gun. We keep this one more light-hearted and relaxing episode with some fun, whimsical banter. Summer is here, so have yourself a good time with us!
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Episode 103: Last Action Hero
DJ and AC are back for your memorial day weekend to give you a nice relaxing episode where we talk about some movies and the end of the 1980s, culturally. We discuss Last Action Hero from 1993, and it's amazing soundtrack, which may have been the last movie to feature a soundtrack like that. It's the dissection of Last Action Hero you didn't know you needed, but you'll be glad you have it! Don't m
Episode 102: Catch The Heat
Ac and Dj are back with another funny and insightful look at the wacky world of American pop culture, told through the lens of two men that are finding a way to turn your frown upside down! We bring you some funny stories of fake news stories, the regrets of sex work, and an update on Tory Lanez, or however his stupid name is spelled. All this and a bag of chips, on this episode of The Metal podca
Episode 101: Dead End Street
DJ and AC are back to our regularly scheduled program to bring you a more grounded, gritty and edgier episode where we discuss Dj's encounter with a homeless person, and a rising star in the rap world's confusion with the English language. It has laughs and some serious questions raised. You won't find anything else like this anywhere else, so you're going to have to tune in!
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Episode 100
Ac and Dj celebrate episode 100 with guest Don Muzquiz. We have a fun little chat and discuss all the classic stuff, the orwellian term "essentail worker" and then we cover the elevating experience of live music.
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Episode 99: Bits and Pieces
DJ and AC are joined by Frank Czajka and Marko Babineau of Nefarious guitars for a quick sit down on the process for creating their unique and tailor made guitars, that are meant to be one of a kind and suited best to the player. Never before has there been a process of guitar creation like this, and you can join us all on the ground floor as we are shown how this sausage is made, only this time,
Episode 98: April Fool's Day
Happy April 1st Everyone!
Episode 97: Déjà Vu
DJ and AC are back in the cockpit, so climb aboard our ship as we shuttle you, on a one way ride, to the depths of comedy and philosophy. This week we bring guest, David Filice, as we ponder the effects of MTV in the long run, hair metal, and when a band stops being a band. We are the only show that brings you content this deep, so pack your scuba tank, and get ready to dive!
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Episode 96: The Curse
Ac and Dj are back with a special St. Patrick's Day affair, where we talk about the 2 most requested topics of all time: R. Kelly and the life and times of William Hung. We also discuss Ice Spice and her future as a contestant on Dating on the Spectrum. The laughter is never ending and we cordially invite you to join. Our day will come, and yours will too!
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Episode 95: All Together Now
DJ and AC are back, despite being a day late and a dollar short. We cover the dating habits of Megan Thee Stallion and the felonies that follow. We discuss it in hilarious detail and briefly take a trip down memory lane and recant the gleefully funny film "Ace Ventura 2: When Nature Calls". It is a good time, with a good lesson at the end. Don't wait on it, it's must see radio!
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Episode 94: Phantom Heroes
AC and DJ are joined by author and speaker Brent Jensen to discuss Metallica vs Megadeth, the philosophy of music, the paradigm shift in our decaying culture, and the inevitable break down of society, culminating in a positive reset for natural order. It's another once in a lifetime discussion full of humor and optimism, and there is no where else to hear it like it is here!
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Episode 93: Dark Angel
DJ is back, but, unfortunately, AC was kidnapped and replaced by a killbot, but luckily the AI was smart enough to replicate his personality perfectly. We continue the year strong with another powerful guest, Dan Shinder. We talk drums, the super bowl, Black Sabbath and venturing through the catalog of various artists. There is no show like this, and you really need to see it to believe it!
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Episode 92: The Game
AC and DJ have returned to bring you the greatest and the latest, with 2 great industry men. Musician Robert Irving and Record executive and (actual) record producer Mark Berry. We talk stories of legendary musicians, record producing, the changes to the industry, the cost of licensing songs and so many other great things. it is always full of insight, wonder and grandeur. Like all thing TMP, you
Episode 91: The Kill Reflex
DJ and AC are back in action and bring their A game, as only they can deliver. We bring a plethora of baller alerts to the fold, and really highlight the criminal behavior of many of these clowns. It's an episode full of jeers and cheers, but no tears for fears, and you just have to see it to believe it!
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Episode 90: The Kid With The Broken Halo
Ac and Dj return to our regular schedule to bring you a special episode, with special guest, film maker Alexandra Boylan. We discuss the dark side of entertainment and the sleaze that comes with trying to tell a story that is not harmful to children/tweens/teens, or just something positive for Christians that want faith based entertainment. The pop culture shapes the greater culture, and we give y
Episode 89: Riding Fast
DJ and AC are back with another powerful and enlightening guest, singer, comedian and actor, Michael McGlone. We discuss music history, philosophy, favorite bands, and, of course, Metallica. Michael even gives us a theatrical, academy award winning monologue, that is surely to inspire all the students at theater camps for generations. You can't afford to miss it!
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Episode 88: The Immortalizer
Ac and Dj are back with the most educational and lighthearted episode to date! We have brought along Italian filmmaker, Dino Sardella, and we discuss history, storytelling, cinema and creating a connection to an audience. It is a very outside of the box, but excellent as always episode. You can't afford to miss it!
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Episode 87: Inner Sanctum
AC and Dj are back for the new year and a new year brings new problems. Despite the technical problems associated with new equipment for the new year, we bring a guest, Professor Mad Chad. We talk about the past, present and future of music, the excessive producers and Ice Spice being booed off stage.
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Episode 86: Merry Christmas 2024
Dj and Ac are here to bring you tidings and good cheer with a Christmas episode of The Metal Podcast! We decide not to get angry on this special Christmas episode so we talk about the least polarizing thing there is to talk about, Megan Thee Stallion. We go down a bizarre rabbit hole that is Megan Thee Stallion's merch, and have a good laugh at her lyrics. It is a fun episode and it should certain
Episode 85: Why Me?
AC and DJ are back to extrapolate the abstract that is the 1990s fauxmetal band "Limp Bizkit" and what is exactly wrong with them. It is a long look into the short time in history when Limp Bizkit was at the top of the pops, and then disappeared over night. It is not very forgiving towards the 90s pop stars, and you will not want to miss out!
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Episode 84: Visitants
DJ and AC are back to tell you a tale of DJ in the guest room, as he reports on seeing King Diamond, to much hilarious results. We speak of the candy and the firewater that DJ consumed, and many funny details from the event. After that we speak about various Disney films and find out that some people are still alive, to our surprise! This is a lighthearted, and very cozy episode. Your soul can't a
Episode 83: Kung Fu Genius
AC and DJ are back from our Thanksgiving break to talk about the long awaited topic, "Chinese Democracy" by Guns 'N' Roses, as well as the band in general. We both have 2 different viewpoints on this album, but the discussion may paint some things in a different light for you. The album is nothing special, but everything around it is very interesting. Check it out, you can't afford to miss it!
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Episode 82: The Tormentors
Dj and Ac are back and have to put the brakes on our planned episode to take a detour down crime alley to give an update on the the many rappers who are in jail. The rappers in jail aren't just committing violent acts in the heat of passion, but they seem to want to create criminal empires that would make Scarface blush.
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Episode 81: That Lucky Touch
Ac and Dj are back and with one of the most random rabbit holes anyone has ever fell down, late 90s pop rock. Ac discusses 3 of his most despised music acts, Limp Bizkit, Sugar Ray and Lenny Kravitz, and some very strange connections and monetary exchanges. It's always entertaining, and consistently informative. You need to see it to believe it. Tune in!
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Episode 80: 10 Magnificent Killers
Dj and Ac return to their roots to discuss the hilarious phenomenon that is drill rap, and the wacky antics those rascals get into. The good news is that now even kids are getting into the drill rap game, and the results are exactly as you think they would be. It's a laugh a minute, and you won't want to miss a second of it! You have to hear it now!
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Episode 79: The Roast of Lizzo
Due to an unfortunate technical error, our regularly scheduled episode went kaput. Luckily, the ever resourceful DJ has created this compilation of all the times we made fun of Lizzo. Some of the times there were some very helpful life lessons in there, and some of the times they were just one liners. Either way, it is a fun time, and a nice fan sent us a very funny closing song to wrap this all u
Episode 78: The Diddy Episode Part 2
Dj and Ac wrap up the current Diddy saga by bringing up old interviews, start dates, relationships as well as new incidents and allegations. This is our final episode dedicated to Diddy, just on the grounds that this saga is never ending, but the people involved is very intriguing, and how the things they say paint a not so innocent picture of the man. Tune in, and hear it for yourself!
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Episode 77: Halloween 2 (Brainscan Review)
AC and DJ are back in the Halloween spirit as we bring you another (kind of) heavy metal horror movie, in Brainscan, a movie about a heavy metal horror fan who gets sucked into a hyper real world of murder. We go over the themes, the soundtrack and all the wonderful little details in the underrated gem of a film. Happy Halloween, everyone and don't eat too much candy!
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Episode 76: Across The Sea (With Andy Ferris)
Dj and Ac are back, and this time we managed to bring guest Andy Ferris, the guitar geek, all the way from the heart of Asia. We discuss the difficulty of getting strangers to listen to your music, the importance of dedicated fans, over large numbers, poor internet terminology, and what makes success. We keep it warm and tight, just like dancing in the moonlight. You can't afford to miss it!
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Episode 75: The Diddy Episode Part 1
Ac and Dj bring the long awaited episode, which is too big for just one part, on the life and crimes of infamous music mogul, Sean "P Diddy" Combs. We bring up his various guests, a little bit of his early life, his associates, the deaths surrounding him, and the accusations made by many guests and victims. It is a lot to handle, but luckily we have very big hands. This is the one to tune in to.
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Episode 74: The Falcon
DJ and Ac are back, and we brought some guests, again. This time, Jason Ebs, from Swaggermouth, and his wife. We discuss older music, Taylor Swift, and birds. When you think we go right, we go left, so you'll always be surprised! Tune in and get your fix of the greatest show on the web! You won't want to miss out!
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Episode 73: Pray For Death
AC and DJ are back to bring you more criminals in the ever growing hip hop world, and some very funny stories about them. We learn that it is also Hispanic heritage month, and one of the Hispanic heroes chosen as one of it's avatars is Ice Spice, notorious butt-shaking, simpleton. It's a lot of laughs, but mostly because we are crying on the inside. You just have to see it to believe it!
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Episode 72: The Big Gag
Ac and Dj are back and they actually dive into the strange world of an AI bot farm and the scam involving AI music and some big money. They uncover the hilarious underbelly of fake plays and ghost followers that create the popularity for AI and real artists. The duo also pulls back the velvet rope on the music industry’s gatekeepers, revealing how it’s less "Who’s got talent?" and more "Who’s got
Episode 71: Moon In Scorpio
Ac and Dj are back to almost dive into the fascinating new scam about ai music and bot farming, but don’t hold your breath! Instead, they embark on an unexpected detour fueled by Ac's deep-seated disdain for 90s booty jams. Will they ever get back to the original topic? Probably not. But it isn't an episode you can afford to miss with multiple rants and more than enough raving. Tune in and find ou
Episode 70: Warm Summer Rain
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Episode 69: Duel of the Brave Ones
Ac and Dj are back from their vacation to bring some more mirth and much needed laughter to your week. We brought a friend and we talk early days of music, bad kiss records and some other fun. It's a nice break from the rat races, so come on down and hang out!
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Episode 68: Shadow Of The Wolf
Dj and Ac return to form with the perfect combination of of rap, metal, CIA ops and everything that makes this show great. We bring you the final tally on how many Grateful Dead shows Bill Walton attended, the life and crimes of Blueface and Chrisean Rock, and the chromosome status of Ice Spice. All this and more, so tune in!
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Episode 67: Sexual Response
Ac and Dj are back and this time we bring you a little history on some disgusting witches that prey on weak men and low iq faux artistes, rockbitch. This is a strange act that Dj and Ac had never heard of, and you won't want to miss out!
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Episode 66: The Delos Adventure
DJ and AC are back into the swing of things and we've brought some hard working musicians from the band The D.O.O.D. Jonezy and Brian. We discuss the imbalance between top musicians and the nose to the grindstone types. Jokes and emotion galore, as your favorite weekend music show returns to bring you, and only you, a smile. You won't want to miss it!
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Episode 65: Warriors of Fire
Ac and Dj are back to to bring the fire in this hot summer heat, and we have brought special guest Taylor Ullom, from Guitars For Vets. We discuss various bands, propaganda, children's art, modern art, and of course, the healing power of music. It's another important episode and you won't find content like this anywhere else! Tune in!
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Episode 64: Possessed By The Night
Dj and Ac are back from the holiday (where we went to Disneyland) and we brought a guest, Patrick Fleischer from Antirope. We discuss classic thrash and death metal bands of the 1980s as well as their follow ups in the 90s and the 2000s. It is a nice cozy and light hearted episode with fun tales of old. You won't want to miss out!
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Episode 63: Two Shades of Blue
Dj and Ac are back to our regularly scheduled programming, of rappers that get murdered. Afterwards we talk about the failures of Nikki Minaj, Sexxy Red and Cardi B. We also bring the Chris Brown discussion out of retirement, because you can't keep a good wolf down. This is one of our most exciting episodes yet, with lots of great content. You are not going to want to miss it!
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Episode 62: Diary of Forbidden Dreams Part 2
The conclusion to Ac and Dj's top 15 metal bands of all time.
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Professor In Rebellion (by Really Ugly Cliff)
I wrote the book on chaos
They gave me the keys
I teach what I want
Yeah it’s a thrill to please
I stand at the front
Punk rock suit and tie
Listen up students
Here’s my rebel cry
I don’t know what I’m talking about
But they said I could
Yeah they gave me clout I don’t know what I’m talking about
Chalkboard manifesto
Digging deep in graves
Education anarchy
Yeah the system behaves
I’m the king
You Gotta Believe (by Missouri Loves Company)
I got no feet to take me
But I got dreams too crazy
They say impossible baby
But I'll show 'em how to float
With no legs I'm defying
Gravity ain't implying
That I'm stuck here just sighing
I'm the one who's gonna gloat
I'm walkin' on water
No legs just getting hotter
They said I'd sink like stones
But now I'm jetting home
Legless and floating high
Believe and you can fly
If you believe in you
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System Defender (by Tranchula)
They call it broken
I call it right
You see the problem
I see the light
You're saying it's rigged
I'm saying it's fair
You're crying foul
But I don't care
You don't need Jesus
You need me
I'm your savior
Can't you see
You don't need prayers
You need fight
Hold my hand
I'll make it right
They call it cheating
I call it game
You see disaster
I see no shame
Strangers bark loud
I bite back hard
Th
Secret King (by The Unaware)
I walk the streets at night
No one sees me right
I'm the secret king
In this stupid fight
You think you know it all
But you don't know a thing
I'm the one who rules
And you're just a fling
I'm the secret king
You're all just a mess
Bow down to me now
I'm above the rest
You laugh at my crown
But you're just a joke
I'm the one with power
Watch your dreams go up in smoke
I'm the unseen master
You
McGrumble's Lament (by The Psypops)
Typing words with my fingers weak
Internet lawyers here I seek
Dislike my views told me to chew
Something bitter now I'll sue you
Oh the forums where I roam
Critics there I call my home
Can't take the heat when you reply
Watch my lawsuits fly oh fly
I'll sue you for a comment
Can't handle your dissent
Yeah I'll sue you for a comment
Your fault your judgment spent
My profile's thin but my rage t
Too Smart To Be Stupid (by Sly Blink)
I wake up each day
Brain switched on all the way
Your simple mind can't comprehend
The brilliance I defend
I calculate the stars at night
Your math is such a fright
You can't keep up with my mind
In this intellectual grind
I'm too smart to be stupid
Yeah
You're out of your mind
I'm a genius undisputed
You're just left behind
I see solutions everywhere
While you sit and blankly stare
My IQ's off
Money Pit Producer (by The Literal Metaphors)
Got the worst guy in the room yeah
Told us he could make a hit song
Promised gold and paved the way
But he played us all along
Every session costs a fortune
Studio time and endless takes
All our cash went down the drain now
Cuz he ain't got what it takes
Money pit producer
Everyday he's asking more
Money pit producer
Leaving us all broke and sore
Thought he had the secret formula
Said our sound
Failure To Argue (by Ronda Hatton)
You think you're clever
You ain't
I see your game
It’s faint
You’re just a shadow
Barely alive
You argue with me
I thrive
You call me out
You fall
I just laugh
Stand tall
Every word you say
It’s weak
While I conquer
You just squeak
Failure to argue
That's you
I’m the best
You got no clue
Talk your trash
But you can’t see
The truth is plain
I'm royalty
You're a mess
I'm the king
You can't handle
The Keeper (by The Junk Yard Dogs)
Talk big game in the back of the room
Eyes burn holes through your tired tomb
Gonna tell you what you wanna know
But never drop the truth you owe
Secret keeper ego fever
Know it all and know it neither
Annoying loud mouth can't stand
Hide behind your broken stand
Strut like a king with a cardboard crown
Laugh too loud then you bring us down
Spin your tales while you hide the facts
We se
Grumpy Love (by Crazy Groove, Innovators and Rebels)
He's got a frown on his face
Stuck in another place
Hates this digital race
Misses the old days grace
Yells at the kids on his lawn
Says the world's gone all wrong
Thinks he's still strong
But he's been outdated so long
Grumpy man love so true
Can't handle the world so new
But when he smiles I see
The love he’s got for me
He tries to send a text
Gets all mad what's next
Wishes for handwritten c
Toad Monster (by Paradigm Grift)
Mirror shows a beast
I cannot see
Ugly truth inside
Not meant to be
Reflection haunts my night
Shadow in the light
Mean eyes staring cold
Lost the beauty fight
Toad monster
Ugly soul
Toad monster
Heart of coal
I can't face what's there
Monstrous glare
Living in a nightmare
I don’t care
Disgust runs so deep
In the mirror I peep
Hiding from the beast
Sanity's release
Toad monster
Ugly soul
Toad
Rich Advice (by Lamb Ride)
You want success gotta pay my fee
I'll tell you how trust me I'm the key
Cashed in my ticket ain't life sweet
Got rich quick on lottery street
Buy my book learn all my hacks
Three easy steps and money stacks
But the truth is little funny thing
I struck it lucky now I’m a king
Give me your money I'll tell you how
Follow my steps I'll show you now
But here's the twist the real big kick
I won the l
Gotta Run (by Treble Trousers)
Love to stay and chat oh
Gotta run right now oh
Feels like I'm about to blow
Doctor's gonna know oh
Head's feelin' weird and tight
Bright lights in my sight
Need to stay there all night
Hope they get it right
Gotta go gotta go oh
To the doc to the doc oh
Can't stick around ya know
My mind's a crazy show oh
Trying to keep it cool
But I'm acting like a fool
Sweating like a broken tool
Let's jump
TV Blunder (by Noisy Noisy)
Stumbled on my words yeah
Live on TV screen
Tried to sound so smart yeah
But I'm just a meme
Everyone's laughing now
Tripping on my fail
Gotta find a way out
Blaming someone else
It wasn't me no way
Camera caught me swayin'
Blame it on the lights oh
They were all misbehavin'
Claimed I saw a ghost yeah
Spirit caught my mind
Spewing all that nonsense
Man that ghost was lyin'
You won't catch me t
Gimme Green (by The Flippants)
I'm a saint in a suit with my hand outstretched
Holier than thou but don't forget to invest
Preachin' the gospel of checks and cash
Got my hands in your pockets while the good times last
Sacrifice all I have for the Benjamin strain
Teachin' life's a hassle best cured by gain
I'm a humble servant to the almighty bucks
Swallow my sermons while I drive your trucks
Gimme green I'm so selfless
Gimme
Episode 61: Diary Of Forbidden Dreams
Ac and Dj finally rank their top 15 metal bands of all time.
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Episode 60: The Invincible Armor
Dj and Ac are joined by the irreverent, and elegant producers, John Hiler and Adam Clark to talk about various angles of writing music, producing music, the impact of music and many jokes are to be had. There are laughs abundant, and many an intellect will be stimulated. If you need something to fill your commute, this is one not to miss!
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Episode 59: Thunder Warrior
Ac and Dj are back to give you an update on the final date of the Amon Amarth, Cannibal Corpse and Obituary tour, and the importance of taking established legends on arena tours. After the serious talk, we discuss lizzo and proceed to make a string of fat jokes, after she gets dragged over the coals on South park.
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