We Hate Movies
Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.
Episodes
S16: On-Screen Live: Reviewing Supergirl, Jackass Best and Last, Toy Story 5, Citizen Vigilante & more!
On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the next chapter in James Gunn's DC Universe, Supergirl, the final entry in the Jackass film legacy, Jackass: Best and Last, the fifth outing with our toy friends from the '90s in Toy Story 5, and the dreadful slop that is Citizen Vigilante! PLUS: A quick round-up of three recent-ish true crime titles!Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as
S16 Ep871: San Andreas (2015)
“This divorce has less than two hours to live!” - Andrew on the script repairing DJ’s broken homeOn this episode, we’re chatting about the Dwayne Johnson/Paul Giamatti disaster joint, San Andreas!Is this outrageous geological event possible? Should DJ’s character take that helicopter for personal use? Does this film have one of the highest on-screen NPC death counts of any non-alien disaster film
S16 Ep870: Minions (2015, with Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert of Talking Simpsons)
“We’re all Minions!” - ChrisOn this week’s show, we welcome back our buds and Animation Experts, Talking Simpsons’ Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert to help us chat about our little yellow guys’ first solo outing, Minions!How did these little guys come to exist before humanity? What were the Minions up to between 1933 and 1945? Why did we need to hear all these insufferable needle drops? Why couldn’t
S16: On-Screen Live: Reviews of Disclosure Day, Masters of the Universe (2026), Spider-Noir & more!
On this edition of OSL, we're reviewing the new one from Steven Spielberg, Disclosure Day, the fun toy-factory re-boot no one seemed to care about, Masters of the Universe, and the awesome Nic Cage-starring Spider-Man riff, Spider-Noir!Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a three-night stand at ST:LV, the world's largest and most bad-ass Star Trek convention, to celebrate 60 years
S16 Ep869: Top Dog (1995)
“He makes Steven Seagal look like Robert De Niro“ - EricOn this week’s show, we’re chatting about the totally insane Chuck Norris-partnered-with-a-dog movie, Top Dog! How is this dog still alive with all the doughnuts this old man is feeding him? Has there ever been a less-convincing hangover performance than what we see at the start of this movie? Wait, this dog was shot five times in the line o
S16 Ep868: War of the Worlds (2005)
“[Ryan] Gosling ate this dude’s lunch” - Andrew, on Justin Chatwin On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza keeps the Spielberg chatter going from last week with a hilarious talk about his 2005 sci-fi adaptation, War of the Worlds! Couldn’t we have had some puppet aliens instead of those CGI guys? How fantastic is Tim Robbins playing this basement-dwelling lunatic? Should the b
S16 Ep867: Minority Report (2002, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview clip of our massive WLM episode on Minority Report! To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon. Instantly unlock this episode, along with countless hours of exclusive commercial-free content you can't get anywhere else!“I love the setup, I love the whole idea of the wrong man here...” - Eric On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re gett
S16: On-Screen Live: Backrooms, The Mandalorian and Grogu, The Boys Final Season & more!
On our return to the air, we're reviewing the latest Star Wars product drop, The Mandalorian and Grogu, the final season of The Boys, Kane Parsons' indie horror sensation, Backrooms, and a sleepy Kiefer Sutherland Secret Movie™️! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a three-night stand at ST:LV to celebrate 60 years of Star Trek and 10 years of The Nexus! We’ll be at the convention
S16 Ep866: Masters of the Universe (1987) REDUX
“I feel like I could smell it through the TV” - Eric on GwildorThis week on the program, we’re kicking off the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by talking about the toy/cartoon adaptation that was anything but a blockbuster, 1987’s Masters of the Universe! Could this Billy Barty character have been designed to look any more disgusting? Why did they insist on dragging James Tolkan through almo
S16 Ep865: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
“Kylo Ren meeting Palpatine should be a big deal!” - ChrisOn this week’s episode, we’re heading back to a galaxy far, far away once again to chat about the Star Wars film that flew the franchise into the mountain, The Rise of Skywalker!Is this movie the best argument ever for why studios should never listen to the Internet? Has Richard E. Grant’s grand talent ever been more wasted than this role
S16 Ep864: Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
“This movie has seen Scream… and Scream 2” - AndrewOn this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the fun-enough satirical slasher sequel, Urban Legends: Final Cut! Why didn’t they think to have any classroom scenes in this film school-set movie? How hilarious is the kidney-bathtub sequence that’s completely on an island from the rest of the film? What kind of funding does this film school have, wh
S16 Ep863: First Knight (1995)
“Richard Gere is too handsome to fight with a helmet on!” - Andrew On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the super-sexy, Arthurian blockbuster, First Knight! How incredible and unsettling is Gere’s wig? Why is every character in this movie way too clean? Did Malagant’s broke down palace have an actual bottomless pit? How great is Ben Cross in this movie? And do these Knights of the Roundtable
S16 Ep862: The Devil Wears Prada (2006, with Chelsea Jupin)
“I think the first time I watched it, I kept expecting Meryl Streep to be the Devil!” - SteveOn this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back Chelsea Jupin to chat about the totally enjoyable, perfect-to-watch-on-an-airplane sensation, The Devil Wears Prada! Just on the heels of the sequel releasing, we look back at the film that paved the way for the next act of Meryl’s career, features one of t
S16 Ep861: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview of our over 2 1/2-hour We ❤️ Movies episode on TFA! To access the full show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows, click through to our Patreon and sign up now! “He's big and hulking and terrifying, but he's also kind of a huge loser..." - Steve on Kylo RenOn this edition of We ❤️ Movies, we’re heading back to a galaxy far, far away to chat about the great,
S16 Ep860: RoboCop (2014)
“Alex Murphy is made for her pleasure!” - Steve on the new suit designOn this week’s show, we bring Remake-ril to a close with a chat about one of the worst Hollywood remakes of all time, RoboCop (2014)! Why did we need the “slick” new suit design? Why didn’t they bother with any of the TV sitcom stuff like in the ’87? Why did we need to have the wife and son be such larger characters? Was Joel K
S16 Ep859: City of Angels (1998)
“He’s the best part of this movie” - Chris on Dennis FranzOn this week’s show, Remake-ril heads to Los Angeles as we chat about the sappy Hollywood remake, City of Angels! A reimagining of Wim Wenders’ 1987 masterpiece, Wings of Desire, this film features Nicholas Cage as the lovelorn angel… Seth? How great, truly, is Dennis Franz in this movie? Why couldn’t they have kept Meg’s character a trape
S16 Ep858: The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
“The idea that you’re gonna put Kilmer and Brando in the same movie and you expect this to go well...” - SteveThis week on WHM, Remake-ril boards a plane to fly to a mysterious destination in the South Pacific as the guys chat about one of the most notorious Hollywood disasters of the 1990s, John Frankenheimer’s The Island of Dr. Moreau! Who on Earth thought it was a good idea to get Brando invol
S16 Ep857: Dawn of the Dead (2004)
“You put Dawn of the Dead, Romero’s, and Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later in the copy machine at the same time…” - Eric on this movie's vibeOn this week’s episode Remake-ril kicks off on WHM and we’re chatting about the pretty okay Zack Snyder feature debut, Dawn of the Dead! A reimagining of George A. Romero's zombified capitalist critique, Snyder brought the franchise into the 21st Century with a mo
S16 Ep856: The Departed (2006, W❤️M) EXTENDED PREVIEW
This is just a ten-ish-minute clip from our super-sized episode on THE DEPARTED! To access the full show, click through here to sign up now!“Martin Sheen pops like a grape!” - Andrew on Captain Queenan’s demiseOn this month’s We ❤️ Movies, Remake-ril is in full effect as we chat about Martin Scorsese’s Oscar-winning remake, The Departed! A reimagining of Andrew Lau Wai-Keung & Alan Mak’s Infe
S16 Ep855: In Time (2011)
“Just tell me there’s an alien ship that’s putting time juice in them…” - EricOn this week’s episode, the 2026 Listener Request Month comes to a close with a chat about the Andrew Niccol sci-fi head-scratcher, In Time! Would this make more sense if they were robots? How about vampires? Should this just have been a vampire movie? Why is everyone in this movie driving a classic car? Should this fil
S16 Ep854: White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
“Always love a scroll…” - Steve on the film’s opening textOn this week’s episode, Listener Request Month takes us to Direct-to-DVD-Sequel Land as we’re tasked with watching and chatting about a horror sequel absolutely no one was asking for, White Noise 2: The Light! With Firefly’s Nathan Fillion and Battlestar Galactica’s Katie Sackhoff leading this cast, is this movie like the SyFy Channel prom
S16 Ep853: Joy Ride (2001, W❤️M, with Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett from Radio Silence)
“Rusty Nail is clearly a fan of Looney Tunes” - SteveOn a very special We ❤️ Movies, the gang welcomes Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett from Radio Silence to chat about the great John Dahl highway thriller, Joy Ride!How awesome is all the neon lighting in this movie? How great is the cast here, including a never-better Paul Walker? Can we find a theater to book-in a short series on “motel
S16 Ep852: The Boondock Saints (1999)
“It is an obnoxious way to tell a story…” - Andrew on the film's structureOn this week’s show, Listener Request Month 2026 makes the chicken come home to roost as we are finally forced to chat about Troy Duffy’s 1999 dorm-room-poster-movie, The Boondock Saints!Why in the world did they think this ‘re-cap the crime’ format needed to happen? Why is Rocco’s character name just the real actor’s actua
S16: WHM Mail Bag 3.9.26
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, we're reading some wild letters from listeners: a fella who had a co-worker that remained on the line when he went to the bathroom, someone who had one helluva time traveling cross-country with their cat, a group of friends who drank an improbable amount of malt liquor in one weekend resulting in the letter-writer throwing up on The El, and another booze-filled ni
S16 Ep851: Supernova (2000)
“It was only a matter of time before we drew this out of a hat…” - Andrew On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month heads to deep space as we talk about the legendary sci-fi failure, Supernova! How many Academy Award-nominees does it take to fix a big-budget nightmare? Is this the horniest studio science fiction film? Is Robert Forster’s character getting a doctorate in cartoon studies? Desp
S16 Ep850: Clerks (1994, W❤️M) [PREVIEW CLIP]
This is an extended preview of our W❤️M episode on "Clerks" -- to access the full show, click through here and sign up now!“It’s kind of a dirty movie…I was trying to imagine Travis Bickle taking a date to this” - EricOn this month’s patron-requested We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about a real foundational flick for the four of us, Kevin Smith’s Clerks! How many VHS tapes did Chris Cabin’s house go
S16 Ep849: The Country Bears (2002)
“These Country Bears… they busted through that ceiling!” - ChrisOn this week’s episode, we’re kicking off Listener Request Month 2026 with a banger convo about the totally insane Disney animatronic nightmare film, The Country Bears! Why couldn’t these bears have some different personalities from one another? Did Beary’s parents just steal a bear cub from the woods? Was Willie Nelson paid in weed?
S16 Ep848: Out for Justice (1991)
“This is such a choppy edit, thanks for nothing, Steven Seagal!” - AndrewOn this week’s show, we’re bringing “White Guy Karate” Month to a close with a banger conversation on the outrageous Steven Seagal film, Out for Justice!How hilarious is Seagal’s Brooklyn accent? What is this outfit he’s wearing at the start of the picture? Was Seagal dubbed for the Italian dialogue? Were John Leguizamo’s sc
S16 Ep847: Replicant (2001)
“You can’t feed a replicant chocolate, dude, right to the hospital!” - SteveOn this week’s episode, “White Guy Karate” Month goes sci-fi as we talk about the totally insane JCVD/Michael Rooker action joint, Replicant! How unsettling is JCVD with non-mullet long hair? How does this psychic link work with these fellas? How much of this movie takes place in that one hospital? Is Michael Rooker’s cha
S16: WHM Mail Bag 2.12.26
On the latest WHM Mail Bag, we’re reading some wild-ass letters from listeners about an ash-scattering debacle, blacking out at a Myrtle Beach road house, assisting a dubious martial arts figure at the video store, and multiple movie theater bathroom disasters!Don’t miss us on the road this winter when we’re in Los Angeles on February 22, Minneapolis on March 20, and Chicago on March 22! Tickets
S16: On-Screen Live: TV Talk on Starfleet Academy, Wonder Man, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Industry & more!
On this week's On-Screen Live, we were chatting about some current TV we're watching including Wonder Man, Starfleet Academy, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms & more! We were also reacting to a couple trailers, including the surprise teaser for The Adventures of Cliff Booth that dropped Sunday night, and, of course, talking about some big (read: humiliating) commercial moments from The Big Game
S16 Ep846: Ninja: Shadow of a Tear (2013, with Brandon Streussnig)
“Scott Adkins’ character has a short temper these days, what with the dead wife…” - SteveOn this week’s episode, “White Guy Karate” Month continues as we welcome in friend of the show, Brandon Streussnig to chat about the wild Scott Adkins martial arts sequel, Ninja: Shadow of Tear!How awesome is all the kick-ass fight choreography in this? Should we be writing ninja characters named Casey? Do al
S16 Ep845: Bloodsport (1988, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is just an extended preview of our 2-hour+ conversation on BLOODSPORT! To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon!“It’s a rare fighting style… Party Down Boxing” - Chris, on Jackson’s fight movesOn this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, White Guy Karate Month spills over into WLM as we chat about one of JCVD’s best, Bloodsport!How incredible are those splits, folks?
S16: On-Screen Live: Send Help Review, Daredevil: Born Again S2 Trailer Reaction & the 2026 Listener Request Month Drawing
On the return of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Sam Raimi's latest directorial effort, Send Help, reacting to a few new trailers—Daredevil: Born Again S2 among them, going over the weekend box office and, yes indeed-y, holding the 2026 Listener Request Month drawing to determine what movies and shows you'll have us watching in March both on We Hate Movies and a large chunk of our Patreon-exclusi
S16 Ep844: The Hunted (1995)
“Any time we’re at a ninja school, my ears perk right up!” - SteveOn this week’s episode, we’re high-kicking off White Guy Karate Month with an episode on the totally fun ninja thriller, The Hunted, starring Christopher Lambert! How wild is that hot tub scene? Should the contestants on Forged In Fire be drunk while they try and make their katanas? Would anyone wear the boxer shorts Lambert is spo
S16: Scaredy Cats #2: 28 Years Later (2025) [AUDIO PREVIEW]
This is an audio-only preview of our video show, Scaredy Cats. You can watch the whole show (and get the full podcast cut as well) by clicking through and subscribing to the Craven Tier of our Patreon!“He is opening up this world to way more possibilities...” - Andrew on Danny Boyle On the second installment of our contemporary horror film chat show, Scaredy Cats, we’re talking about last year’s
S16 Ep843: Regretting You (2025)
“He is such a dirty slut in this movie!” - Eric on Dave Franco’s characterOn this week’s episode, our month of episodes featuring convos about movies we watched in 2025 concludes with a total banger chat about the romantic drama, Regretting You! Are these the horniest bereaved characters in a major studio production? If your hometown has a local rodeo, does the town charter stipulate you have to
S16 Ep842: Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
“It’s all melted together into one chocolate bar of horrible…” - Chris on the Jurassic World sequelsOn this week’s episode, the gang’s heading down to the equator to take a dangerous boat ride with Scarlett Johansson and Mahershala Ali in the latest dino-centric sequel, Jurassic World: Rebirth! Is this the most half-baked movie of last year? Why couldn’t ScarJo be a grown up version of Clone Girl
S16 Ep841: One Battle After Another (2025, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview for our We ❤️ Movies episode on OBAA. To access the full show, click through here to sign up for our Patreon!“I’ve seen this six times…” - Andrew On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest cinematic achievement, One Battle After Another! How absolutely fantastic is Teyana Taylor in this movie? Can we confirm that audiences
S16 Ep840: Tron: Ares (2025)
“I love the music though…” - EricOn this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the sequel nobody had a hankering for, Tron: Ares! Why do we keep giving Jared Leto chances? Couldn’t they have gone a few more rounds with that script? Why on Earth did we need that ghostly cameo? Is it worth watching these movies sober? Can an amazing soundtrack carry a film all on its own? And how do you not get Bruc
S16 Ep839: The Family Plan 2 (2025)
“These movies are not made for audiences.” - Steve, on DTS titles like thisOn our first episode of 2026 we’re chatting about the direct-to-streaming, holiday-set sequel, The Family Plan 2! Why can’t Wahlberg be icing dudes in this movie? Beyond that great Michael Bay doc that hasn’t come out yet, are we still doing parkour in movies? Should Mark just start doing PVOD Secret Movies? How much of a
S16 Ep838: Terror Train (1980)
“All I can think of, is this movie doesn’t know what it’s doing…” - EricOn our final episode of the year, we’re joining Jamie Lee Curtis and David Copperfield aboard the… Terror Train! Is this one of the better New Year’s Eve-set horror movies or… not so much? How incredible is Jamie Lee, even in this level of horror dreck? Is Hart Bochner’s character diddling dead bodies? Is renting a party trai
S16: Holiday Unlock: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
“The Grinch has a FUPA!” - AndrewOn this holiday unlock episode from seven Christmases ago, the gang travels to Whoville to chat about the outrageous live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Get in the holiday spirit as you watch the Grinch do all the beloved gags you remember him doing, like shove stuff up his ass, swear in front of children, murder a yodeler, and motorb
S16: On-Screen Live: Wake Up Dead Man Review, Street Fighter Trailer Reactions, a Holiday Movie Round-Up & more!
On the final On-Screen Live of 2025, we reviewed Rian Johnson's new Knives Out entry, Wake Up Dead Man, reacted to the teaser for the new Street Fighter flick, and even gave some capsule reviews of a few holiday films you may (or may not!) want to take in during this festive season, both from the Hallmark Channel and Netflix! We also announced the titles for the first three shows of our 2026 tour
S16 Ep837: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991, with Alonso Duralde)
“It’s always a weird drifter with a dubious backstory” - Eric on mall SantasOn this week’s episode, we finally welcome film critic/author/podcaster/great dude, Alonso Duralde on the show to chat about the totally outrageous Christmas horror schlocker, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker! How hilarious is this face-hugger Santa toy in the cold open? Was that really the best name Mickey Roo
S16 Ep836: Krampus (2015)
“There’s a decent setup for a [Michael] Haneke movie here…” - ChrisOn this week’s episode, the holiday fun continues with a wild conversation all about Krampus! Was the K-man one of the OG internet creepy pastas? Couldn’t this film have a bit more teeth and not have been so beholden to nailing a PG-13? How many beloved Christmas movies is this movie being at once? Well done with the casting here,
S16 Ep835: Avatar: The Way of Water (2022, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Avatar: The Way of Water! To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon! Instantly unlock this show, along with countless hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else!“They are like R2-D2, they’re sticking it anywhere that’s open!” - Steve, on all the Na’vi tail playOn this month’s patrons-only We ❤️ Mo
S16 Ep834: Just Friends (2005)
“I had people in my life telling me this was a funny movie…” - SteveOn this week’s show, we’re getting into our month of holiday programming with a chat about the totally dated Christmas comedy, Just Friends! How annoying is it that this movie barely cares about being set at Christmas? Why couldn’t we get just a little more for the incredible Julie Hagerty to do in the movie? How abhorrent is the
S16 Ep833: Tombstone (1993, W❤️M, with Jamelle Bouie)
“He looks like he’s about to go on tour with Waylon Jennings” - Chris on Kurt’s mustacheOn this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies Month comes to an end as we welcome back our bud, Jamelle Bouie to chat about the stacked-cast Western, Tombstone! How incredible is the casting job here? Would this thing work without the majesty of Kurt Russell? Was Sam Elliot the only one who already had a mustache going
S16: The Nexus #111 "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country" [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview of our Nexus episode covering Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon today! Instantly unlock over 100 other episodes of our Star Trek recap show!We're getting into We ❤️ Movies Month here on The Nexus as well, that's right, it's time for us to (finally) take a look at the masterful Star Trek VI: T
S16: Gleep Glossary #83 - Darth Vader (Live in the U.K.)
Recorded 19 July, 2025 for The Oxford Comedy Festival - Oxford, England"Everyone here is aware that he's just gonna read from a book about a Star Wars character?" - SteveOn our first ever LIVE Gleep Glossary, the Cerveza Crystal is flowing (not really, unfortunately) as the guys go all the way with Darth Vader, learning almost everything about his long, and rich life. But even after all that, can
S16: On-Screen Live: Predator: Badlands Review, Thoughts on The Chair Company, the Varanasi Trailer & More!
On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the very popular new franchise entry, Predator: Badlands; checking in on Tim Robinson's hilarious new Max series, The Chair Company; reacting to the trailers for the new SS Rajamouli film, Varanasi, and the next ‘holiday weirdos’ documentary, The Merchants of Joy; and we’re also going over the weekend box office and skimming the trades for some En
S16 Ep832: Hellraiser '87 (Live in the U.K., W❤️M)
Recorded 19 July, 2025 for The Oxford Comedy Festival - Oxford, England“If you’re going to meet Lucifer, you should clean up a little bit…” - Chris on Uncle FrankOn this week’s episode, it’s our outrageous show from the U.K. where, on night two of our residency, we performed this wild We ❤️ Movies set on the fantastic horror classic, Hellraiser! How great are all these practical effects? Who in t
S16 Ep831: The Dark Knight (2008, W❤️M)
“It’s like the Empire Strikes Back of Batman films…” - Andrew On this week’s massive episode, we’re finally talking about one of the biggest blockbusters of all time, The Dark Knight! How amazing was Heath in this? Could these fake Batman losers find some… employment in 2025? Would a drug dealer slinging Scarecrow’s Fear Toxin actually have repeat customers? Does the CGI on Two-Face hold up? How
S16 Ep830: The Book of Henry (2017) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview of this month's Patreon-exclusive WHM episode on The Book of Henry! To access the full episode, click through here and sign up for Patreon today!“I hate how Henry talks to his mother, it sounds like he’s dating her” - EricOn this patrons-only We Hate Movies episode, we’re finally discussing one of the most requested titles in show history, The Book of Henry! How terrib
S16: On-Screen Live: Our Review of Emma Stone & Jesse Plemons in BUGONIA; IT: WELCOME TO DERRY Episodes 1 & 2 Reactions, and more!
Originally live-streamed Monday, November 3, 2025On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the new one from Yorgos Lanthimos, Bugonia, starring Emma Stone, Jesse Plemons, Aiden Delbi, and Stavvy Baby! We're also checking in on that handful of dead meat children on IT: Welcome to Derry and giving our thoughts on the first two episodes. And, we'll go over the weekend box office, break down
S16 Ep829: Rear Window (1954, W❤️M)
“It looks amazing.” - Eric on the production designOn this week’s episode, we’re kicking off We ❤️ Movies Month with a ridiculously silly discussion about Alfred Hitchcock’s masterful peeping tom thriller, Rear Window! How gorgeous and meticulous is this set design? How hilarious is Raymond Burr’s dye job? How on earth is L.B. Jefferies ignoring Lisa’s advances this much, murderous neighbor or no
S16: Scaredy Cats #1: Barbarian (2022) [AUDIO PREVIEW]
This is an audio-only preview of our new video show, Scaredy Cats. You can watch the whole show (and get the full podcast cut as well) by clicking through and subscribing to the Craven Tier of our Patreon!On the maiden voyage of our new horror movie show, Scaredy Cats, we’re chatting about the total ass-kicker of a horror good time, Barbarian! How quickly would any one of us drive across town lin
S16 Ep828: Leprechaun in the Hood (with James and Chelsea from Dead Meat)
“The flute makes it good” - Chris, on the music the actors performOn this week’s episode, the 2025 Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close as we invite our buds, Chelsea Rebecca and James A. Janisse from Dead Meat, to chat about the 2000, direct-to-video, horror sequel, Leprechaun in the Hood! How hilarious are the first five minutes of this movie? Why didn’t the filmmakers realize they needed to
S16 Ep827: Thir13en Ghosts (2001)
“It’s kind of a ghost-Jurassic Park opening!” - SteveOn this week’s episode, our 2025 Halloween Spooktacular continues as we dive into some early-aughts horror while chatting about the 2001 remake, Thir13en Ghosts! First off, how incredibly stupid is this official title? Why did they need to give those ghosts dumb ghost names? What kind of sick person would actually be excited to live in a house
S16 Ep826: Halloween (2007)
“It’s a white-trash version of one of your favorite horror movies” - AndrewOn this week’s episode, our Halloween horror movie marathon is just getting started as we chat about the 2007 Rob Zombie remake, Halloween! Why are we taking an hour to get adult Michael back to Haddonfield? How great is younger Loomis’s hair? Couldn’t we have gotten a bit more Brad Dourif peppered throughout the picture?
S16: On-Screen Live: Paul Thomas Andersons's 'One Battle After Another' starring Leonardo DiCaprio, Sean Penn, Chase Infiniti, Teyana Taylor & Benicio del Toro!
Originally live-streamed Monday, October 6, 2025On this week's On-Screen Live, the gang is on-hand to sift through some entertainment news items, analyze the tepid weekend box office numbers, and dig up another gem of a Secret Movie™️, however the biggest goal of this week's show was to chat a blue streak about Paul Thomas Andersons's One Battle After Another, which takes up the majority of the e
S16 Ep825: Needful Things (1993)
“Wearing a Yankees cap in a Stephen King story, you know this kid’s toast!” - SteveOn this week’s episode, we’re kicking off our 2025 Halloween season with a wild episode discussing the Stephen King adaptation, Needful Things! How amazing is J.T. Walsh in this film? Would you buy something from this old shopkeep? Does Ed Harris defeat the Devil just by yelling? How is that kid hucking apples thro
S16 Ep824: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
“Everyone’s sweating like pigs and you can feel it” - SteveOn this month’s terrifying We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re goofing on, and gushing over one of the all-time greats, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)! How incredible is the John Larroquette scroll narration? How much of this film’s soundtrack is taken up by people screaming? How horrific is that first hammer hit and the follow-up leg twitch?
S16: On-Screen Live: The 63rd New York Film Festival (feat. films starring George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Josh O'Connor, Alana Haim, Julia Roberts, Ayo Edebiri, Willem Dafoe, Greta Lee & more!
Originally live-streamed Monday, September 29, 2025On this On-Screen Live special, Andrew, Chris & Eric are reporting back from their time spent at the 63rd New York Film Festival! They're sharing their thoughts on some of the films coming down the pike for the end of the year/early next, including new ones from: Kelly Reichardt (The Mastermind, starring Josh O'Connor, Alana Haim, John Magaro
S16 Ep823: Tron (1982)
“Bury me at Flynn’s Arcade” - SteveOn this week’s show, we’re finally talking about the landmark special effects movie/ride, Tron! This is the film where a computer programmer, played by the handsome as all get-out Jeff Bridges, gets pulled into his own computer system and has to battle for the freedom of… accounting software? How incredible are the cinematic vibes here? Is it any surprise Bridge
S16 Ep822: Predators (2010)
“Adrian Brody is too good of an actor to be in a B-movie like this.” - AndrewOn this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the outrageously late sequel, Predators! This is the one where a bunch of strangers get dropped into a Predators’ hunting arena planet and have to survive being hunted by our beloved, be-dreadlocked alien warriors! But, why can’t we get subtitles on these guys so we can see so
S16: On-Screen Live TIFF 2025: New Films Featuring Dwayne Johnson, Bob Odenkirk, Bill Skarsgård, Anya Taylor-Joy, Lee Byung-hun & More!
Our On-Screen Live coverage of the 2025 Toronto International Film Festival has Andrew, Eric & Chris breaking down new films from Gus Van Sant (Dead Man's Wire), Paul Greengrass (The Lost Bus), Alex Winter (Adulthood), James Vanderbilt (Nuremberg), Park Chan-wook (No Other Choice), Ben Wheatley (Normal), Benny Safdie (The Smashing Machine) & more! We're talking about some of the films that
S16 Ep821: The Conjuring
“There’s so much door play in this movie!” - ChrisOn this week’s episode, we’re dipping into horror territory to revisit the film that got the haunted ball rolling, The Conjuring! Before all the nuns and eerie doll spin-offs, Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga hit the screen with this solid entry in the possession genre that features a fun amount of hair dye, cool sideburns, Lili Taylor being thrown
S16 Ep820: On Deadly Ground REDUX
“It weighs 250 pounds!” - Chris on Seagal’s huge jacket in this movieOn the season 16 premiere of We Hate Movies, we’re chatting about the outrageous Steven Seagal directorial debut, On Deadly Ground! Having first talked about this way back at our first ever live show taping, we’re getting our eyes on this one again in-studio over ten years later to ask the important questions like: How long did
S16 Ep819: Aliens (W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
“She comes out in a mech suit to fold the burritos…” - Eric on Ripley working at Chipotle[This extended preview is only a small portion of our great, hilarious episode covering this fantastic movie! To get access to the whole thing, click through to our Patreon and sign up today!]On this month’s We ❤️ Movies, which also happens to be the season 16 premiere of the show, we’re chatting about one of
S15: Summer Patreon Unlock - Episode #446: The Shining (W❤️M)
Originally Released October 3, 2019[EDITOR'S NOTE: Odds are you have already heard this classic W❤️M on The Shining, however we did record a new intro for this one that contains some pretty exciting Patreon-related news! So be sure to check this out and have a great time revisiting a fan-fave WLM classic episode! And get ready, because WHM16 starts NEXT WEEK with a redux episode to beat the band!
S15 Ep818: Pretty Woman (Live in Boston)
Recorded December 4, 2024 at Laugh Boston - Boston, MA“Could I get some ‘directions’ over here?” - EricOn the final Summer Live episode this season, it’s our show from last year in Boston chatting about the rom-com classic, Pretty Woman! What kind of high society rich-guy party hires a close-up magic performer? Why did they write Julia’s character to act like a space alien? How about that McDLT c
S15 Ep817: Quantum of Solace (Live in Oxford, UK)
Recorded July 18, 2025 at the Old Fire Station Theatre - Oxford, UK“I do think, every time you need to sing the title!” - Steve on Bond theme songsOn this week’s Summer Live episode, it’s our piping-hot pod straight out of Oxford all about the second Daniel Craig Bond film, Quantum of Solace! Why did they think they needed to chase the Jason Bourne movies, thus altering the very DNA of this franc
S15 Ep816: The Goonies (Live in Portland, OR)
Recorded November 17, 2024 at Mississippi Studios - Portland, OR“He’s a man-monster, I’m sorry!” - Steve on SlothOn this week’s Summer Live episode, it’s our wild show from last year in the great city of Portland, Oregon where we were talking about local favorite and Dick Donner classic, The Goonies! How cool is that jailbreak sequence with all the fire and what-not? Was there an old lady more te
S15 Ep815: Casino Royale (2006, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is just a small taste of our W❤️M episode on Casino Royale! To go all-in, click through here and sign up for our Patreon. Unlock this show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows and commentaries you can't get anywhere else!“If a dummy’s taking a fall, I’m clapping, I’m loving it!” - Eric on stunt work On this month’s W❤️M, we’re chatting about the fantastic flick that kicked off D
S15 Ep814: Harry and the Hendersons (Live in Seattle)
Recorded November 15, 2024 at Washington Hall - Seattle, Washington“Don Ameche definitely kicked the shit out of people in his prime!” - Andrew On our first Summer Live episode of the season, it’s our raucous show from last year in Seattle where we talked all things Harry and the Hendersons! Why do they make little kid camouflage clothes? Are all the actors underselling how much Harry smells? How
S15 Ep813: Night at the Museum
“He’s a little hobgoblin in this one!” - Steve on Mickey RooneyOn the season 15 finale of WHM, we’re chatting about the hyper-successful, super-weird family film, Night at the Museum! How obnoxious is this day-dreamer, inventor character they have Stiller playing? Has no one else ever worked late at this museum besides the security team? Is there no overnight janitorial staff? Did anyone else hav
S15 Ep812: Fantastic Four (2015)
“I’d have preferred they made no movie at all…” - Eric On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza has us chatting about the total misfire of a superhero reboot, Fantastic Four (2015)! Yikes, folks! Why are all members of the Fantastic Four under legal drinking age in this movie? Why did we need to see Reed and Ben as little kids at the beginning like it’s some bad studio comedy f
S15 Ep811: Sin City
“This is a Spike TV movie, right?” - EricOn this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza gets down and dirty for the all-or-nothing days as we chat about Robert Rodriguez’s still totally wild comic translation, Sin City! Thankfully, folks, this movie still looks totally rad! How eerie is Elijah Wood as Kevin? Even with as fun a ride as this is, did we really need to adapt every bit of
