We Hate Movies
Since 2010, the We Hate Movies podcast has been loudly celebrating and tearing apart movies from across the spectrum: from forgotten '80s actioners and insane romantic comedies of the '90s, to the early CGI blockbusters of the aughts and the hyper-nostalgic franchises of the 2010s and today. Every week, comedians Andrew Jupin, Stephen Sajdak, Eric Szyszka, and Chris Cabin pick a movie from the near-past to discuss and joke around about in all its positive and negative glory.
Episodes
S17 Ep890: Friday the 13th VI: Jason Lives (1986)
“Oh, they’re not doing re-shoots here…” - AndrewOn this week’s episode, the 2026 Halloween Spooktacular is just getting warmed up as we break down one of our all-time slasher faves, Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives! How hilarious is this cold open with Tommy Jarvis and Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter? Is there another stunt in this franchise that comes close to the awesome RV flip in this m
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S17 Ep889: Scream (1996, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
[You are listening to an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Scream (1996)! If you want access to the whole show, along with hours of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, click this link to sign up for our Patreon!]“This cheerleader is vicious!” - Andrew on that bathroom sceneOn this month’s We ❤️ Movies, our Halloween Spooktacular takes over as we’re covering one of t
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S17: On-Screen Live: The 64th New York Film Festival [BIG FALL MOVIE PREVIEW]
On the fall premiere of On-Screen Live, we're breaking down a great number of films we caught at this year's New York Film Festival! The NYFF64 lineup is a great place to turn when clocking what good-to-great films are coming down the pike toward the end of this year, or into early next. On this episode, we're giving our thoughts on films like James Gray's masterful, '80s-set, New Yawk crime dram
S17 Ep888: The Frighteners (1996)
“I’ve seen this movie dozens of times” - AndrewOn this week’s episode, we’re kicking off the 2026 Halloween Spooktacular in grand fashion as we go long on Peter Jackson’s super-fun, paranormal comedy, The Frighteners!Should they have tried to nail down a set of ghost rules for our spooky characters? Couldn’t Universal have waited and released this banger in October, instead of the summer, especia
S17 Ep887: Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009)
“Unfortunately, they forgot to make this a movie…” - EricOn this week’s show, we’re chatting about the total misfire that is Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li! Holy smokes, what were they thinking here? What in the world with this narration? Why was the late, great Michael Clarke Duncan the only actor who understood the assignment here? Was the Chris Klein performance one of the inspiration
S17 Ep886: Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
“They’re making sure you got every dumb detail of that first movie” - Andrew on the opening flashbackOn this week’s show, we’re chatting about the second entry in the massively successful sci-fi horror franchise, Resident Evil: Apocalypse! How janky is the CGI on those Licker monsters in the church? How hard is it to say ‘Raccoon City’ with a straight face? Shouldn’t the Raccoon City News be host
S17 Ep885: Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982, REDUX)
“I do have to imagine life with good, old Dan Challis… was a nightmare.” - ChrisOn this week’s episode, we’re heading back to Santa Mira to chat about a cult classic par excellence, one of the most misunderstood, under-watched horror sequels of all time, Halloween III: Season of the Witch!Is the public opinion on this movie one of the biggest 180s in horror history? How incredible is Tom Atkins,
S17 Ep884: Big (1988, Live in Chicago)
Recorded Live at the Den Theatre in Chicago, IL, 22 March, 2026“Way too much oral stuff in this movie!” - EricOn this week’s WHM Live episode, it’s our raucous show from Chicago where we were talking a blue streak about the beloved Tom Hanks comedy, Big! How eerie is the third act of this movie? Shouldn’t Susan have been a bit more creeped out by Josh’s apartment? Is there a more terrifying sight
S17 Ep883: The Guest (2014, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
You're listening to an extended preview of our September WLM on The Guest! To access the full, commercial-free show, click through to our Patreon and sign up now!“I love this sad sack shit” - Eric on the father in this movieOn the first We ❤️ Movies episode of season 17, we’re chatting about a total all-timer cult classic, Adam Wingard’s The Guest!Is this the single best Dan Stevens performance w
S17 Ep882: Midnight Run (1988, W❤️M, w/ Mayday filmmakers John Francis Daley & Jonathan Goldstein)
“I always wanted to see a cop car crash because of this movie!” - Eric on Midnight RunOn this very special episode of WHM, which also happens to be the Season 17 premiere(!), we’re so stoked to be chatting with John Francis Daley and Jonathan Goldstein, the writing/directing duo behind hilarious films like Game Night and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, about their new action-packed b
S16 Ep881: Conan the Barbarian (1982, Live in Minneapolis)
Recorded Live at the Varsity Theater in Minneapolis, MN, 20 March, 2026“This show is rated PG-45…” - Steve on our live show contentOn this Summer Live episode, it’s our rowdy show from the great city of Minneapolis, Minnesota, where we were touring in March of this year, chatting about the beefy, early-Arnold epic, Conan the Barbarian! How incredible is James Earl Jones’ wig in this movie? What’s
S16 Ep880: Broken Arrow (1996, Live in Los Angeles)
Recorded Live at the Hollywood Improv in Los Angeles, CA, 22 February, 2026“Travolta just chops him in the neck!” - Steve on Bob Gunton’s character’s demiseOn this week’s Summer Live episode, we’re releasing our Broken Arrow show from earlier this year, recorded in our favorite room to play on tour, the world-famous Hollywood Improv!We were there playing to a packed house to chat about this near-
S16 Ep879: Total Recall (1990, W❤️M, Live in Brooklyn)
Recorded Live at the Bell House in Brooklyn, NY, 6 December, 2025“These domes are too cheap to colonize Mars!” - SteveOn this Summer Live episode, it’s our 15th Anniversary Show from the Bell House where we were in rare form chatting about the Arnold sci-fi classic, Total Recall!How hilarious is Arnold as this vague construction guy? Was this movie the Ground Zero for that Arnold Soundboard craze
S16 Ep878: Pulp Fiction (1994, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
You are listening to an extended preview clip of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Pulp Fiction— to access the full show, click through here to sign up for our Patreon!“I saw [this movie] at 11 years old, opening weekend” - EricOn this edition of We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about one of the landscape-shifting indie films of the 1990’s, Quentin Tarantino’s Pulp Fiction! How incredible is this soundtrac
S16 Ep877: King Ralph (1991, Live in Oxford)
Recorded Live in Oxford, England, 20 July, 2025 “He gets the crown put on his head, the Hobbits are there, it’s an amazing time” - Eric on Ralph’s CoronationOn our first Summer Live episode of the season, we’re releasing our outrageous show from closing night of last year’s residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival! This show was an incredible end to a super-fun run of six shows we had at the fest
S16: On-Screen Live: "The Odyssey" & "Evil Dead Burn" Reviews, "Union County" Filmmakers & More!
On the summer finale of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Christopher Nolan's latest cinematic epic, The Odyssey, along with a review of the newest entry in a franchise that maybe shouldn't have been resurrected, Evil Dead Burn! We also welcomed on Adam Meeks and Sean Weiner from the new film, Union County, for a special edition of Trailer Segment where we watched the new trailer for their film and
S16 Ep876: Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019)
“This felt like a season of a television show” - SteveOn the season sixteen finale of WHM, we’re bringing the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza to a close with a talk about the kinda-good/kinda-not Homecoming follow-up, Spider-Man: Far From Home! How boring are these Elemental villains? Did they really need to do the European Vacation trope? Should they have instead taken the story to Hollywood to
S16 Ep875: American Wedding (2003)
“Somebody pressed the More Stifler button too many times” - SteveOn the penultimate episode of the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza, we’re going back for another serving of defiled dessert as we attempt to break down the sex-crazed sequel, American Wedding! Why couldn’t the script bother to tell us what happened to the missing friends in the cast? And if folks are missing, why not give the MI
S16: The Nexus #119: Star Trek TNG's "Sub Rosa" (Live at the Oxford Comedy Festival)
Originally recorded 20 July, 2025 in Oxford, England, UKOn this very special surprise episode, we're opening up the WHM Vault to release another recording from last year's residency at the Oxford Comedy Festival. For that show, we covered the infamous Star Trek: The Next Generation episode, "Sub Rosa," where, yes, Dr. Crusher repeatedly has sex with a ghost (kind of)! We've also got the Enterpris
S16: WHM Mail Bag: July 2026
It's the July 2026 WHM Mail Bag, so let's open that bad boy up! On this edition of WHMMB, we're reading letters about a disastrous Friendsgiving blackout, a guy who saw a real life MELR0210 Sex Mom in the wild, someone who was broken up with after seeing Robocop (2014) in theaters, a guy who let his friend sell his own home instead of admitting he crapped on his lawn, a porno flick accidentally b
S16 Ep874: Battleship (2012, with Brian Salisbury)
“Two hours and twelve minutes? You sunk my afternoon!” - AndrewOn this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza is on a one-way train to Stupid City as we welcome in Junkfood Cinema’s Brian Salisbury to help us try to make sense of the abhorrent board game adaptation, Battleship! Why is it a full thirty minutes before you’re showing us aliens? Did the Halo creators have a suit with the
S16 Ep873: Spider-Man 2 (2004, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
You are currently listening to an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Spider-Man 2 (2004). If you want to catch the whole conversation, click through here and sign up for our Patreon!“Folks, we’re gonna talk about the pizza here for a while…” - EricOn this month’s We ❤️ Movies, the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza has us chatting about one of the best comic book movies of all time
S16 Ep872: Star Trek (2009, WHM Vault Unlock)
This episode was originally released as an episode of our Star Trek re-cap show, The Nexus on December 29, 2020 “I love how he says ‘Black Hole’ in this movie” - Eric on Elder SpockOn this special WHM Vault Unlock, we’re adding some Star Trek to the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza with a lengthy discussion about the better-than-we-remembered 2009 reboot, Star Trek.Were the lens flares really
S16: On-Screen Live: Reviewing Supergirl, Jackass Best and Last, Toy Story 5, Citizen Vigilante & more!
On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the next chapter in James Gunn's DC Universe, Supergirl, the final entry in the Jackass film legacy, Jackass: Best and Last, the fifth outing with our toy friends from the '90s in Toy Story 5, and the dreadful slop that is Citizen Vigilante! PLUS: A quick round-up of three recent-ish true crime titles!Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as
S16 Ep871: San Andreas (2015)
“This divorce has less than two hours to live!” - Andrew on the script repairing DJ’s broken homeOn this episode, we’re chatting about the Dwayne Johnson/Paul Giamatti disaster joint, San Andreas!Is this outrageous geological event possible? Should DJ’s character take that helicopter for personal use? Does this film have one of the highest on-screen NPC death counts of any non-alien disaster film
S16 Ep870: Minions (2015, with Bob Mackey & Henry Gilbert of Talking Simpsons)
“We’re all Minions!” - ChrisOn this week’s show, we welcome back our buds and Animation Experts, Talking Simpsons’ Bob Mackey and Henry Gilbert to help us chat about our little yellow guys’ first solo outing, Minions!How did these little guys come to exist before humanity? What were the Minions up to between 1933 and 1945? Why did we need to hear all these insufferable needle drops? Why couldn’t
S16: On-Screen Live: Reviews of Disclosure Day, Masters of the Universe (2026), Spider-Noir & more!
On this edition of OSL, we're reviewing the new one from Steven Spielberg, Disclosure Day, the fun toy-factory re-boot no one seemed to care about, Masters of the Universe, and the awesome Nic Cage-starring Spider-Man riff, Spider-Noir!Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a three-night stand at ST:LV, the world's largest and most bad-ass Star Trek convention, to celebrate 60 years
S16 Ep869: Top Dog (1995)
“He makes Steven Seagal look like Robert De Niro“ - EricOn this week’s show, we’re chatting about the totally insane Chuck Norris-partnered-with-a-dog movie, Top Dog! How is this dog still alive with all the doughnuts this old man is feeding him? Has there ever been a less-convincing hangover performance than what we see at the start of this movie? Wait, this dog was shot five times in the line o
S16 Ep868: War of the Worlds (2005)
“[Ryan] Gosling ate this dude’s lunch” - Andrew, on Justin Chatwin On this week’s episode, the Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza keeps the Spielberg chatter going from last week with a hilarious talk about his 2005 sci-fi adaptation, War of the Worlds! Couldn’t we have had some puppet aliens instead of those CGI guys? How fantastic is Tim Robbins playing this basement-dwelling lunatic? Should the b
S16 Ep867: Minority Report (2002, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview clip of our massive WLM episode on Minority Report! To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon. Instantly unlock this episode, along with countless hours of exclusive commercial-free content you can't get anywhere else!“I love the setup, I love the whole idea of the wrong man here...” - Eric On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re gett
S16: On-Screen Live: Backrooms, The Mandalorian and Grogu, The Boys Final Season & more!
On our return to the air, we're reviewing the latest Star Wars product drop, The Mandalorian and Grogu, the final season of The Boys, Kane Parsons' indie horror sensation, Backrooms, and a sleepy Kiefer Sutherland Secret Movie™️! Come hang out in Vegas with us this summer as we do a three-night stand at ST:LV to celebrate 60 years of Star Trek and 10 years of The Nexus! We’ll be at the convention
S16 Ep866: Masters of the Universe (1987) REDUX
“I feel like I could smell it through the TV” - Eric on GwildorThis week on the program, we’re kicking off the 2026 Summer Blockbuster Extravaganza by talking about the toy/cartoon adaptation that was anything but a blockbuster, 1987’s Masters of the Universe! Could this Billy Barty character have been designed to look any more disgusting? Why did they insist on dragging James Tolkan through almo
S16 Ep865: Star Wars: Episode IX - The Rise of Skywalker (2019)
“Kylo Ren meeting Palpatine should be a big deal!” - ChrisOn this week’s episode, we’re heading back to a galaxy far, far away once again to chat about the Star Wars film that flew the franchise into the mountain, The Rise of Skywalker!Is this movie the best argument ever for why studios should never listen to the Internet? Has Richard E. Grant’s grand talent ever been more wasted than this role
S16 Ep864: Urban Legends: Final Cut (2000)
“This movie has seen Scream… and Scream 2” - AndrewOn this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the fun-enough satirical slasher sequel, Urban Legends: Final Cut! Why didn’t they think to have any classroom scenes in this film school-set movie? How hilarious is the kidney-bathtub sequence that’s completely on an island from the rest of the film? What kind of funding does this film school have, wh
S16 Ep863: First Knight (1995)
“Richard Gere is too handsome to fight with a helmet on!” - Andrew On this week’s show, we’re chatting about the super-sexy, Arthurian blockbuster, First Knight! How incredible and unsettling is Gere’s wig? Why is every character in this movie way too clean? Did Malagant’s broke down palace have an actual bottomless pit? How great is Ben Cross in this movie? And do these Knights of the Roundtable
S16 Ep862: The Devil Wears Prada (2006, with Chelsea Jupin)
“I think the first time I watched it, I kept expecting Meryl Streep to be the Devil!” - SteveOn this week’s episode, the gang welcomes back Chelsea Jupin to chat about the totally enjoyable, perfect-to-watch-on-an-airplane sensation, The Devil Wears Prada! Just on the heels of the sequel releasing, we look back at the film that paved the way for the next act of Meryl’s career, features one of t
S16 Ep861: Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview of our over 2 1/2-hour We ❤️ Movies episode on TFA! To access the full show, along with hours, upon hours of exclusive shows, click through to our Patreon and sign up now! “He's big and hulking and terrifying, but he's also kind of a huge loser..." - Steve on Kylo RenOn this edition of We ❤️ Movies, we’re heading back to a galaxy far, far away to chat about the great,
S16 Ep860: RoboCop (2014)
“Alex Murphy is made for her pleasure!” - Steve on the new suit designOn this week’s show, we bring Remake-ril to a close with a chat about one of the worst Hollywood remakes of all time, RoboCop (2014)! Why did we need the “slick” new suit design? Why didn’t they bother with any of the TV sitcom stuff like in the ’87? Why did we need to have the wife and son be such larger characters? Was Joel K
S16 Ep859: City of Angels (1998)
“He’s the best part of this movie” - Chris on Dennis FranzOn this week’s show, Remake-ril heads to Los Angeles as we chat about the sappy Hollywood remake, City of Angels! A reimagining of Wim Wenders’ 1987 masterpiece, Wings of Desire, this film features Nicholas Cage as the lovelorn angel… Seth? How great, truly, is Dennis Franz in this movie? Why couldn’t they have kept Meg’s character a trape
S16 Ep858: The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996)
“The idea that you’re gonna put Kilmer and Brando in the same movie and you expect this to go well...” - SteveThis week on WHM, Remake-ril boards a plane to fly to a mysterious destination in the South Pacific as the guys chat about one of the most notorious Hollywood disasters of the 1990s, John Frankenheimer’s The Island of Dr. Moreau! Who on Earth thought it was a good idea to get Brando invol
S16 Ep857: Dawn of the Dead (2004)
“You put Dawn of the Dead, Romero’s, and Danny Boyle’s 28 Days Later in the copy machine at the same time…” - Eric on this movie's vibeOn this week’s episode Remake-ril kicks off on WHM and we’re chatting about the pretty okay Zack Snyder feature debut, Dawn of the Dead! A reimagining of George A. Romero's zombified capitalist critique, Snyder brought the franchise into the 21st Century with a mo
S16 Ep856: The Departed (2006, W❤️M) EXTENDED PREVIEW
This is just a ten-ish-minute clip from our super-sized episode on THE DEPARTED! To access the full show, click through here to sign up now!“Martin Sheen pops like a grape!” - Andrew on Captain Queenan’s demiseOn this month’s We ❤️ Movies, Remake-ril is in full effect as we chat about Martin Scorsese’s Oscar-winning remake, The Departed! A reimagining of Andrew Lau Wai-Keung & Alan Mak’s Infe
S16 Ep855: In Time (2011)
“Just tell me there’s an alien ship that’s putting time juice in them…” - EricOn this week’s episode, the 2026 Listener Request Month comes to a close with a chat about the Andrew Niccol sci-fi head-scratcher, In Time! Would this make more sense if they were robots? How about vampires? Should this just have been a vampire movie? Why is everyone in this movie driving a classic car? Should this fil
S16 Ep854: White Noise 2: The Light (2007)
“Always love a scroll…” - Steve on the film’s opening textOn this week’s episode, Listener Request Month takes us to Direct-to-DVD-Sequel Land as we’re tasked with watching and chatting about a horror sequel absolutely no one was asking for, White Noise 2: The Light! With Firefly’s Nathan Fillion and Battlestar Galactica’s Katie Sackhoff leading this cast, is this movie like the SyFy Channel prom
S16 Ep853: Joy Ride (2001, W❤️M, with Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett from Radio Silence)
“Rusty Nail is clearly a fan of Looney Tunes” - SteveOn a very special We ❤️ Movies, the gang welcomes Matt Bettinelli-Olpin and Tyler Gillett from Radio Silence to chat about the great John Dahl highway thriller, Joy Ride!How awesome is all the neon lighting in this movie? How great is the cast here, including a never-better Paul Walker? Can we find a theater to book-in a short series on “motel
S16 Ep852: The Boondock Saints (1999)
“It is an obnoxious way to tell a story…” - Andrew on the film's structureOn this week’s show, Listener Request Month 2026 makes the chicken come home to roost as we are finally forced to chat about Troy Duffy’s 1999 dorm-room-poster-movie, The Boondock Saints!Why in the world did they think this ‘re-cap the crime’ format needed to happen? Why is Rocco’s character name just the real actor’s actua
S16: WHM Mail Bag 3.9.26
On this edition of WHM Mail Bag, we're reading some wild letters from listeners: a fella who had a co-worker that remained on the line when he went to the bathroom, someone who had one helluva time traveling cross-country with their cat, a group of friends who drank an improbable amount of malt liquor in one weekend resulting in the letter-writer throwing up on The El, and another booze-filled ni
S16 Ep851: Supernova (2000)
“It was only a matter of time before we drew this out of a hat…” - Andrew On this week’s episode, Listener Request Month heads to deep space as we talk about the legendary sci-fi failure, Supernova! How many Academy Award-nominees does it take to fix a big-budget nightmare? Is this the horniest studio science fiction film? Is Robert Forster’s character getting a doctorate in cartoon studies? Desp
S16 Ep850: Clerks (1994, W❤️M) [PREVIEW CLIP]
This is an extended preview of our W❤️M episode on "Clerks" -- to access the full show, click through here and sign up now!“It’s kind of a dirty movie…I was trying to imagine Travis Bickle taking a date to this” - EricOn this month’s patron-requested We ❤️ Movies, we’re chatting about a real foundational flick for the four of us, Kevin Smith’s Clerks! How many VHS tapes did Chris Cabin’s house go
S16 Ep849: The Country Bears (2002)
“These Country Bears… they busted through that ceiling!” - ChrisOn this week’s episode, we’re kicking off Listener Request Month 2026 with a banger convo about the totally insane Disney animatronic nightmare film, The Country Bears! Why couldn’t these bears have some different personalities from one another? Did Beary’s parents just steal a bear cub from the woods? Was Willie Nelson paid in weed?
S16 Ep848: Out for Justice (1991)
“This is such a choppy edit, thanks for nothing, Steven Seagal!” - AndrewOn this week’s show, we’re bringing “White Guy Karate” Month to a close with a banger conversation on the outrageous Steven Seagal film, Out for Justice!How hilarious is Seagal’s Brooklyn accent? What is this outfit he’s wearing at the start of the picture? Was Seagal dubbed for the Italian dialogue? Were John Leguizamo’s sc
S16 Ep847: Replicant (2001)
“You can’t feed a replicant chocolate, dude, right to the hospital!” - SteveOn this week’s episode, “White Guy Karate” Month goes sci-fi as we talk about the totally insane JCVD/Michael Rooker action joint, Replicant! How unsettling is JCVD with non-mullet long hair? How does this psychic link work with these fellas? How much of this movie takes place in that one hospital? Is Michael Rooker’s cha
S16: WHM Mail Bag 2.12.26
On the latest WHM Mail Bag, we’re reading some wild-ass letters from listeners about an ash-scattering debacle, blacking out at a Myrtle Beach road house, assisting a dubious martial arts figure at the video store, and multiple movie theater bathroom disasters!Don’t miss us on the road this winter when we’re in Los Angeles on February 22, Minneapolis on March 20, and Chicago on March 22! Tickets
S16: On-Screen Live: TV Talk on Starfleet Academy, Wonder Man, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, Industry & more!
On this week's On-Screen Live, we were chatting about some current TV we're watching including Wonder Man, Starfleet Academy, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms & more! We were also reacting to a couple trailers, including the surprise teaser for The Adventures of Cliff Booth that dropped Sunday night, and, of course, talking about some big (read: humiliating) commercial moments from The Big Game
S16 Ep846: Ninja: Shadow of a Tear (2013, with Brandon Streussnig)
“Scott Adkins’ character has a short temper these days, what with the dead wife…” - SteveOn this week’s episode, “White Guy Karate” Month continues as we welcome in friend of the show, Brandon Streussnig to chat about the wild Scott Adkins martial arts sequel, Ninja: Shadow of Tear!How awesome is all the kick-ass fight choreography in this? Should we be writing ninja characters named Casey? Do al
S16 Ep845: Bloodsport (1988, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is just an extended preview of our 2-hour+ conversation on BLOODSPORT! To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon!“It’s a rare fighting style… Party Down Boxing” - Chris, on Jackson’s fight movesOn this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, White Guy Karate Month spills over into WLM as we chat about one of JCVD’s best, Bloodsport!How incredible are those splits, folks?
S16: On-Screen Live: Send Help Review, Daredevil: Born Again S2 Trailer Reaction & the 2026 Listener Request Month Drawing
On the return of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Sam Raimi's latest directorial effort, Send Help, reacting to a few new trailers—Daredevil: Born Again S2 among them, going over the weekend box office and, yes indeed-y, holding the 2026 Listener Request Month drawing to determine what movies and shows you'll have us watching in March both on We Hate Movies and a large chunk of our Patreon-exclusi
S16 Ep844: The Hunted (1995)
“Any time we’re at a ninja school, my ears perk right up!” - SteveOn this week’s episode, we’re high-kicking off White Guy Karate Month with an episode on the totally fun ninja thriller, The Hunted, starring Christopher Lambert! How wild is that hot tub scene? Should the contestants on Forged In Fire be drunk while they try and make their katanas? Would anyone wear the boxer shorts Lambert is spo
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S16: Scaredy Cats #2: 28 Years Later (2025) [AUDIO PREVIEW]
This is an audio-only preview of our video show, Scaredy Cats. You can watch the whole show (and get the full podcast cut as well) by clicking through and subscribing to the Craven Tier of our Patreon!“He is opening up this world to way more possibilities...” - Andrew on Danny Boyle On the second installment of our contemporary horror film chat show, Scaredy Cats, we’re talking about last year’s
S16 Ep843: Regretting You (2025)
“He is such a dirty slut in this movie!” - Eric on Dave Franco’s characterOn this week’s episode, our month of episodes featuring convos about movies we watched in 2025 concludes with a total banger chat about the romantic drama, Regretting You! Are these the horniest bereaved characters in a major studio production? If your hometown has a local rodeo, does the town charter stipulate you have to
S16 Ep842: Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
“It’s all melted together into one chocolate bar of horrible…” - Chris on the Jurassic World sequelsOn this week’s episode, the gang’s heading down to the equator to take a dangerous boat ride with Scarlett Johansson and Mahershala Ali in the latest dino-centric sequel, Jurassic World: Rebirth! Is this the most half-baked movie of last year? Why couldn’t ScarJo be a grown up version of Clone Girl
S16 Ep841: One Battle After Another (2025, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview for our We ❤️ Movies episode on OBAA. To access the full show, click through here to sign up for our Patreon!“I’ve seen this six times…” - Andrew On this month’s We ❤️ Movies episode, we’re chatting about Paul Thomas Anderson’s latest cinematic achievement, One Battle After Another! How absolutely fantastic is Teyana Taylor in this movie? Can we confirm that audiences
S16 Ep840: Tron: Ares (2025)
“I love the music though…” - EricOn this week’s episode, we’re chatting about the sequel nobody had a hankering for, Tron: Ares! Why do we keep giving Jared Leto chances? Couldn’t they have gone a few more rounds with that script? Why on Earth did we need that ghostly cameo? Is it worth watching these movies sober? Can an amazing soundtrack carry a film all on its own? And how do you not get Bruc
S16 Ep839: The Family Plan 2 (2025)
“These movies are not made for audiences.” - Steve, on DTS titles like thisOn our first episode of 2026 we’re chatting about the direct-to-streaming, holiday-set sequel, The Family Plan 2! Why can’t Wahlberg be icing dudes in this movie? Beyond that great Michael Bay doc that hasn’t come out yet, are we still doing parkour in movies? Should Mark just start doing PVOD Secret Movies? How much of a
S16 Ep838: Terror Train (1980)
“All I can think of, is this movie doesn’t know what it’s doing…” - EricOn our final episode of the year, we’re joining Jamie Lee Curtis and David Copperfield aboard the… Terror Train! Is this one of the better New Year’s Eve-set horror movies or… not so much? How incredible is Jamie Lee, even in this level of horror dreck? Is Hart Bochner’s character diddling dead bodies? Is renting a party trai
S16: Holiday Unlock: How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
“The Grinch has a FUPA!” - AndrewOn this holiday unlock episode from seven Christmases ago, the gang travels to Whoville to chat about the outrageous live-action Dr. Seuss adaptation, How the Grinch Stole Christmas! Get in the holiday spirit as you watch the Grinch do all the beloved gags you remember him doing, like shove stuff up his ass, swear in front of children, murder a yodeler, and motorb
S16: On-Screen Live: Wake Up Dead Man Review, Street Fighter Trailer Reactions, a Holiday Movie Round-Up & more!
On the final On-Screen Live of 2025, we reviewed Rian Johnson's new Knives Out entry, Wake Up Dead Man, reacted to the teaser for the new Street Fighter flick, and even gave some capsule reviews of a few holiday films you may (or may not!) want to take in during this festive season, both from the Hallmark Channel and Netflix! We also announced the titles for the first three shows of our 2026 tour
S16 Ep837: Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991, with Alonso Duralde)
“It’s always a weird drifter with a dubious backstory” - Eric on mall SantasOn this week’s episode, we finally welcome film critic/author/podcaster/great dude, Alonso Duralde on the show to chat about the totally outrageous Christmas horror schlocker, Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker! How hilarious is this face-hugger Santa toy in the cold open? Was that really the best name Mickey Roo
S16 Ep836: Krampus (2015)
“There’s a decent setup for a [Michael] Haneke movie here…” - ChrisOn this week’s episode, the holiday fun continues with a wild conversation all about Krampus! Was the K-man one of the OG internet creepy pastas? Couldn’t this film have a bit more teeth and not have been so beholden to nailing a PG-13? How many beloved Christmas movies is this movie being at once? Well done with the casting here,
S16 Ep835: Avatar: The Way of Water (2022, W❤️M) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview of our We ❤️ Movies episode on Avatar: The Way of Water! To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon! Instantly unlock this show, along with countless hours of exclusive content you can't get anywhere else!“They are like R2-D2, they’re sticking it anywhere that’s open!” - Steve, on all the Na’vi tail playOn this month’s patrons-only We ❤️ Mo
S16 Ep834: Just Friends (2005)
“I had people in my life telling me this was a funny movie…” - SteveOn this week’s show, we’re getting into our month of holiday programming with a chat about the totally dated Christmas comedy, Just Friends! How annoying is it that this movie barely cares about being set at Christmas? Why couldn’t we get just a little more for the incredible Julie Hagerty to do in the movie? How abhorrent is the
S16 Ep833: Tombstone (1993, W❤️M, with Jamelle Bouie)
“He looks like he’s about to go on tour with Waylon Jennings” - Chris on Kurt’s mustacheOn this week’s episode, We ❤️ Movies Month comes to an end as we welcome back our bud, Jamelle Bouie to chat about the stacked-cast Western, Tombstone! How incredible is the casting job here? Would this thing work without the majesty of Kurt Russell? Was Sam Elliot the only one who already had a mustache going
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S16: The Nexus #111 "Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country" [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview of our Nexus episode covering Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country. To access the full show, click through here and sign up for our Patreon today! Instantly unlock over 100 other episodes of our Star Trek recap show!We're getting into We ❤️ Movies Month here on The Nexus as well, that's right, it's time for us to (finally) take a look at the masterful Star Trek VI: T
S16: Gleep Glossary #83 - Darth Vader (Live in the U.K.)
Recorded 19 July, 2025 for The Oxford Comedy Festival - Oxford, England"Everyone here is aware that he's just gonna read from a book about a Star Wars character?" - SteveOn our first ever LIVE Gleep Glossary, the Cerveza Crystal is flowing (not really, unfortunately) as the guys go all the way with Darth Vader, learning almost everything about his long, and rich life. But even after all that, can
S16: On-Screen Live: Predator: Badlands Review, Thoughts on The Chair Company, the Varanasi Trailer & More!
On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the very popular new franchise entry, Predator: Badlands; checking in on Tim Robinson's hilarious new Max series, The Chair Company; reacting to the trailers for the new SS Rajamouli film, Varanasi, and the next ‘holiday weirdos’ documentary, The Merchants of Joy; and we’re also going over the weekend box office and skimming the trades for some En
S16 Ep832: Hellraiser '87 (Live in the U.K., W❤️M)
Recorded 19 July, 2025 for The Oxford Comedy Festival - Oxford, England“If you’re going to meet Lucifer, you should clean up a little bit…” - Chris on Uncle FrankOn this week’s episode, it’s our outrageous show from the U.K. where, on night two of our residency, we performed this wild We ❤️ Movies set on the fantastic horror classic, Hellraiser! How great are all these practical effects? Who in t
S16 Ep831: The Dark Knight (2008, W❤️M)
“It’s like the Empire Strikes Back of Batman films…” - Andrew On this week’s massive episode, we’re finally talking about one of the biggest blockbusters of all time, The Dark Knight! How amazing was Heath in this? Could these fake Batman losers find some… employment in 2025? Would a drug dealer slinging Scarecrow’s Fear Toxin actually have repeat customers? Does the CGI on Two-Face hold up? How
S16 Ep830: The Book of Henry (2017) [EXTENDED PREVIEW]
This is an extended preview of this month's Patreon-exclusive WHM episode on The Book of Henry! To access the full episode, click through here and sign up for Patreon today!“I hate how Henry talks to his mother, it sounds like he’s dating her” - EricOn this patrons-only We Hate Movies episode, we’re finally discussing one of the most requested titles in show history, The Book of Henry! How terrib
S16: On-Screen Live: Our Review of Emma Stone & Jesse Plemons in BUGONIA; IT: WELCOME TO DERRY Episodes 1 & 2 Reactions, and more!
Originally live-streamed Monday, November 3, 2025On this edition of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing the new one from Yorgos Lanthimos, Bugonia, starring Emma Stone, Jesse Plemons, Aiden Delbi, and Stavvy Baby! We're also checking in on that handful of dead meat children on IT: Welcome to Derry and giving our thoughts on the first two episodes. And, we'll go over the weekend box office, break down
S16 Ep829: Rear Window (1954, W❤️M)
“It looks amazing.” - Eric on the production designOn this week’s episode, we’re kicking off We ❤️ Movies Month with a ridiculously silly discussion about Alfred Hitchcock’s masterful peeping tom thriller, Rear Window! How gorgeous and meticulous is this set design? How hilarious is Raymond Burr’s dye job? How on earth is L.B. Jefferies ignoring Lisa’s advances this much, murderous neighbor or no
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