Now Entering Clatfartburg: A Comedy Worldbuilding Podcast
Enter the town of Clatfartburg: The Most Place on Earth! Every other week hosts Felicia and Elaine work together to craft a new corner of Clatfartburg, under the all-seeing fish-eye of Crispy the Talking Bass.
Episodes
57 - Whabam! A Hardware Store
In this episode, we bring back some extremely minor characters to be the proprieters of the new hardware store! Enjoy this wholesome business after the clusterfuck that was The Bakehouse. Plus, this episode introduces the concept of "getting beeped," which will make sense to you soon. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some
56 - Craig Liszt & The Bake House
It's time to SHAKE! THAT! CAKE! ANDMAYBEALSOYOURBUTT! Cake decorating and rump shaking consume the lives of five people living in The Bake House: a TikTok group that decorates cakes and mostly pulls pranks on the one person who can actually decorate cakes in the group. Relationships get complicated, cakes become plastic, and one final stunt may end it all for The Bake House. To support the podcas
55 - Frieda and Friedrich's Escape Rooms Featuring The Gentleman Ham
YOU HAVE 55 MINUTES TO ESCAPE THIS PODCAST!! How to get out??? Well, you'll just have to listen to find out. Also, don't worry about the Gentleman Ham. All will be revealed in due time. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send y
54 - The Wedding of Nancy Pankin & The Blacksmith
You are cordially invited to the wedding of Nancy Pankin and the Blacksmith (and also Clatfartburg's two year anniversary!). Who made the cut for the guest list? What new family members shall we unveil? And most importantly...will we finally learn the name of the Blacksmith? (Spoiler: Yes!) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get
53 - The Cheese Duck and the Zarella Birds (but also Street Performers)
We are back once again with a classic parenthetical Clatfartburg title. This is an episode that is technically about street performers but it mostly about birds and mid life crises. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your
52 - Edwina Forthwright vs Gerthen Sneedle: The Cow Masquerade
The Cow Masquerade is set to give Edwina Forthwright some extra cash in her pocket but things go awry when her old college nemesis, Gerthen Sneedle, arrives on the scene to do everything they can to ruin the event. Also, The Cow Wars mentioned fifty episode ago somehow plays a part in all of this. ENJOY. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membe
51 - Smoothkeasy → Suestewkeasy
Today we set out to create a building with a secret. And then another secret. And then another secret. And then another... (etc.) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to cl
50 - Plum The Possum's High Ropes Course
Embody the life of a possum as you navigate a low ropes and high ropes course while under the all-seeing eye of Plum the Possum! Featuring moderate misery, costumes, and ye olde Edgars family. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram and Tumblr @Cla
49 - Arthur Remington's Mine Adventure
Yeeehaw!!! Join us as we return to a character that we just keep talking about recently, Arthur Remington. We get into his backstory, his future, and the events of a specific beer crawl he participates in quarterly. Plus we make an arguement for the return of AIEEEEEE! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we'
48 - Merlinda Chump Rosin's Mansion of Mysteries
This kid's play place (as you can clearly tell by its name) is chalk full of themed rooms meant to inspire a child's imagination along with gifting them the fun of a boring task! As you can imagine, we lost our minds recording this one. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follo
47 - Flippini Takes on the Rennaisance Fair
It's a Rennaisance Fair but NOT the way you would think. We accidentally get fixated on Flippini (sp?) really early in this one, so expect a LOT of pizza content. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestio
46 - The Tourism Board Marketing Team
Meet the folks who make other folks want to visit Clatfartburg! We uncover possibly our worst character name to date, the dangers of Tumbler in a gossip's hand, and the statiscal importance of asking a room of 50 people anything and being completely shocked by the response. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus conten
45 - The Day Burger King Came to Clatfartburg
IT IS TIME FOR THOU TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF BURGERS! In this episode we explore the ill-fated Burger King franchise that opened in Clatfartburg in the late 90s. Oh? What was that? You think we'll lose the plot? You would be correct. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow u
44 - The Frozen Water Competition
Merry Crispmas, citizens! Today, we attend the town's annual ice sculpting event - excuse us, frozen water event - introducing new characters, dramatic plot twists, and our favorite, VIOLENCE. Shout out to Josh Groban's song Believe. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow
43 - Kimberly Tuppence, Clatfartburg's Twelve Year Old Tax Collector
Election season has passed and now it's time to see who's in office. This episode is the inauguration for Kimberly Tuppence, the city's first juvenile tax collector. Kimberly Says Yes to this episode! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfa
42 - The Animatronic Maker
Who makes all the animatronics in Clatfartburg? How did they start out? Why is their workshop in a cave? A whimsical look at the inventor who played a heavy part in the foundation of the town, one goofy robot at a time. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok an
41 - The Gary Pinto Awards
It's time to tune in to Clatfartburg's biggest awards show at a park ampitheater, the Gary Pinto Awards! Who made the best ice cream innovation? Who had the best personal comeback? Who is the quietest child? And who is the best Pinto? To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow
40 - High-Octane Spa (Now with Catz!)
Aaaahhhh or AHHHH!!!! ? The High Octane Spa (now with Catz!) has it all. Literally. Enjoy as we lose our minds trying to create this spa when we have never been to one. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, sug
39 - The Rumblesby Historic Barn
ooOOOoOOOO!!!! Spooky scary haunts are abound in this.... historical site designated barn??? This episode is haunted because it tooooOOOk twoOOOOOoo tries to record!!! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, sugge
38 - Miniature Golf Pt 2: A Second Course
We couldn't resist returning to mini golf to explore Course B, the semi-punishing side of the town's mini golf course. Exposure therapy and forced education can be found in the next 12 holes, but don't worry, you'll probably come out a better person than when you started (??). To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus con
37 - Miniature Golf
FORE!!!! Coming your way is an episode on Clatfartburg's miniature golf course, which we planned to explore in its entirety. However, this episode quickly evolves into us just pitching holes back and forth for an hour. Perhaps there's a par of two episodes for this mini golf course 👀. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some b
36 - The DMV 2000/3000
In the future, boring DMVs are in the past! Explore a DMV unlike any other, themed around the future imagined by the owner in 1982. DJs, high-tech security that involves blindfolds and black lights, and an incredibly long driver's test obstacle course are just some highlights of this state-regulated government building. Recent bonus episode: Clatfartburg's Drag Race Recent commentary track: The Wi
35 - The Movie Theater (and De La Noire's Return)
Put on your sleuthing hats because today we are NOT ONLY breaking the case on what Clatfartburg's movie theater is, but we are also returning to the hazy plot we've had going on for this podcasts entire run. That's right, De La Noire is back! Only in theaters! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a
34 - The Museum of Rolling Objects (Bowling Alley)
A crusty old bowling alley is renovated into a fancy establishment and renamed the Museum of Rolling Objects, now requiring a dress code and removing bowling balls as an option, along with some other peculiar rules. But the local rec bowling team the Mixed Nuts won't stand for this and will do whatever it takes to bring back their bowling haven. Recent bonus episode: Wilfred Wonka and Mr. Edgars i
33 - The Faxville Fish Fair
Faxville is hosting a boring fish fair, but something is churning in the waters: Mr. Edgars is up to something fishy, black mail is afoot, and citizens of Clatfartburg plot ways to protest the exploitation of these beautiful creatures in the name of Crispy. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la
32 - Gym's BarBellQue: There's Nothing Normal Here!
C'mon down to Clatfartburg's local gym! Enjoy the very unique class offerings, totally normal swimming pool, a sane amount of cheeseburgers, and more! Recent bonus episode: Gwomby Be Goneby: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery Recent commentary track: Annie (1982) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la car
31 - The Zoo
At Elaine's request, today we are exploring the Clatfartburg Zoo! Except it isn't really just about the zoo... it's about a lemur heist!! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have y
30 - Scott's No-Good, Very Bad Cryptid
Two cryptozoologists duke it out to see which of their cryptids will be the reigning champ of Clatfartburg (though admittedly, it's a one-sided feud). Recent bonus episode: The Blacksmith's Bachelor Party Recent commentary track: Newsies (1992) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You c
29 - Gator Swamp Mansion (A Coffee Shop)
We finally let ourselves loose on creating a themed local which resulted in this episode title. Don't question it, it will make sense! (Kind of) To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what
28 - Crispy Fest Carnival '25
Welcome back to Crispy Fest! This year's theme is Carnival so prepare yourself for fried food, strange performances, and lots of romance. We visit some of your favorite folks such as Kermit Hastings, the Gay Hardy Boys, Barnacle Crispin, and more! You may have noticed we released TWO episodes this week! In our other ep, we run through everything that has happened in the last year of Clatfartburg,
A Recap of Year One
In an attempt to make this podcast not completely hostile to new listeners, we sat down and recorded a rapid fire recap of the first year of this podcast. Use this to catch back up, or as a place to start! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram
27 - The Blacksmith's Forge
To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and what have you to clatfartburg@gmail.com Check out our previous podcast, Wonka Watch. Timestamps: 00:00 CFB News 03:55 Intro 12:33 A Character Study
26 - CFB News
This is CFB Nnnnnnews! Learn more about the staff at our favorite news station as they prepare for their 50th anniversary special. The celebration dinner provides even more breaking news: drama, romance, and drunkeness abound! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Ti
25 - The Beautification Association Lawn Awards: Edgars Family Values
It's the neighborhood smack-down of the century! The local homeowners are competing in a best lawn competition, which is honestly more of a venue for a dysfunctional family to publicly compete with one another. But also there is a lawn that is beach. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte
24 - The Archeological Dig
What secrets lie beneath the surface of Clatfartburg? Explore the archeological finds that reveal new layers to our beloved town. Beware: what you find may disturb you! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, sugg
23 - How Kermit Hastings Found His Shimmer
Ding ding ding! We're checking in to this episode about one of Clatfartburgs hotels! Oh... you're asking about the title. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT! The episode is about a hotel
22 - The Dog Park
Grab your tennis balls and your nearest pup, we're going to the Clatfartburg Dog Park! Like any good Clatfartburg establishment, this dog park has themes, a surprise celebrity guest appearance, and a cage for humans. Enjoy! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tikto
21 - The Boot Warehouse
YEEE HAWWWWW! Come on down to the Boot Warehouse! Located off of the interstate, this warehouse of footwear will get you to think outside the boot. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagram @Clatfartburg. Send your comments, suggestions, notes, and
20 - FXV/CFB Airport
What happens when two rival towns are forced to share an airport? Turbulence! Buckle up as we create the perfect airport that is most certainly palatable to those who are not from Clatfartburg. Come learn about Faxville's origin story, their famous designer handbag line, and their battle to regain any control of the design of this airport from Clatfartburg's eccentric hands. To support the podca
19 - Mistybrook Cove Kingdom Retirement Community
Do you know what retirement needs? MORE QUESTS. MORE QUESTS TO RECOVER THE AMULET OF THE SCREECHING DRAGON. In this episode we create the ideal retirement community, complete with a pirate themed physical therapy office. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok
18 - Crispmas
MERRY CRISPMAS! Celebrate the holidays with Clatfartburg and their favorite talking bass! Explore the lore of Crispy Clause and how he's brought Crispmas magic to all your favorite people and places in Clatfartburg. Recent bonus content: A Banana-esque Mirror: A Gay Hardy Boys Mystery! We use a deeply flawed mystery plot generator to gain some inspiration for the first Gay Hardy Boys mystery. Int
17 - Clatfartburg's Public Transportation
All aboard!! In this episode we establish the public transporation system of Clatfartburg. Take a scenic ride on the Hop-On-Hop-Off Frog Ferry or take a rest on the crab bench seats of the underwater themed bus. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Insta
16 - The Thing in The Woods
We shall finally speak about The Thing in The Woods We Do Not Speak Of! Journey into the unknown and unveil a secret that's been kept for over half a century. Survey the scene, act fast, and don't get played by whatever exists out there among the trees... To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la c
15 - The Crispy Leaf Harvest Fest
Put on your scarves and sweaters because its autumn! And what better way is there to celebrate the season than to go to a farmhouse chic festival hosted by the New Smythe Distillery with an inexplicable fairy theme! Be sure to say "Hello!" to the Jim Parson's animatronic as you visit! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some b
14 - The Mayoral Election '24 (You get to vote!)
The 2024 election is upon us and it is time to vote for your new Mayor of Clatfartburg! Your vote will have effects on the Clatfartburg storyline. The two candidates have discussed their platforms, policies, and plans for "The Most Place on Earth" in this episode. Please vote responsibly as the world's fate is in your hands! Or something like that. Vote here by Sunday, Nov 3rd, 6:00 p.m. Eastern T
13 - Barnacle Crispin's Ghost Tour
To celebrate spooky season, we decided it was time to go on the spookiest tour in all of Clatfartburg! Have you heard the tale of the haunted fountain? What about the evil gate? Learn all these, and more, on Barnacle Crispin's Sea Faring Ghost Tour! To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte!
12 - The Public Library
Come check out the Clatfartburg Public Library! Enjoy a unique summer reading program involving a mystical quest, special celebrity guests, and amazing prizes! In need of an anamotronic? The library's got you covered! Be sure to grab your collectible library card and get to reading. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bon
11 - New Smythe Distillery, Tavern, Taphouse, Christmas Tree Farm, and Absinthe, and Lavender Farm
Bottoms up, folks! It's time to visit the establishment with the longest name and the sparklingiest absinthe. In this episode we discuss Clatfartburg's distillery with a distinct silicon valley meets REI vibe. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok and Instagr
10 - The UFO Club
Do you feel alienated when you dress as an alien? Do you enjoy frisbee sports? Are you trying to make it into Improv Level II? Then UFO Club is here for you! Bring your favorite dish to potluck (NO dessert!!) and embrace your fellow alien lovers. Meetings are every day. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we
9 - The Clatfartburg Botanical Garden
Join us on a visit to Clatfartburg's most mediocre, car dearlership controlled botanical garden! To make the most of your visit, avoid the edges of the park. Stuff gets weird there! We also spend a large portion of this episode discussing a dog whose sole purpose is to pee on a plant, just to give you a heads up for whats in store. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! There y
8 - The Clatfartburg Shopping Mall
Go back in time to as we craft the golden age of the Clatfartburg Shopping Mall! Windowshop the vendors who most certainly went out of business before the new milennia. If you get hungry, no worries - the mall has an excent (and speedy!) food court forray for the picking. And make sure you have those traveler's checks at the ready for this week's entertainment by the elevator! To support the podc
7 - Clatfartburg Community College
Get your thinking caps on and get down to the campus bookstore because its time to enroll in Clatfartburg Community College! Will you take a course on Slipperology? Join the Historical Food Preservation Society? Follow in the footsteps of Sue-Anne Interflueve and become a renowned jingle-maker? These topics, and more, on today's episode. To support the podcast, head on over to Clatfartburg.com! T
6 - The S.S. Clatfartbarge River Tour
Beat the summer heat and embark on an exhilarating river tour aboard the S.S. Clatfartbarge! This unique river tour through Clatfartburg offers a glimpse of the town's historic landmarks and captivating local legends. Enjoy the rush as you zoom past these sites while your lively captain shares tales of days gone by (as well as too-personal anechdotes!). Don't miss the chance to savor a refreshing
5 - The Charity Hockey Match
GET READY FOR THE GAME OF A CENTURY! TWO RIVALS FACE OF IN A MATCH WITH SO MANY RULES! PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE MAJESTY OF THE PROSPECTOR AND THE MASTERFUL SPINS AND LIFTS OF THE PLAYERS! It's charity hockey match time! To support the podcast, head on over to clatfarburg.com! There you can join our monthly membership, or get some bonus content we've made a la carte! You can follow us on Tiktok an
4 - The Trout Scouts
Need something snazzy to add to your college application? Why not join the Trout Scouts of Clatfartburg! Who needs to be an Eagle Scout when you can earn the even BETTER rank of Silver Salamander? You can also earn unique badges you won't find in any other scouting organizations (yes, you can build your own dam with Trout Scouts!). Don't forget to abide by the Trout Scout Law (we certainly didn't
3 - Crafting Clatfartburg's Ultimate Theme Restuarant
There are many great places on this earth, but few are as great as the theme restuarant. Where else can one dine among questionable animatronics, read overly long menus struggling to justify their own existence and piss in the confines of a themed bathroom stall. Today, we bring the magic of the themed dining experience to Clatfartburg. Or do we? It's a mystery!! Check out Operation Olive Branch's
2 - The Public Museum of Clatfartburg
Get ready for a field trip that is sure to provide you with enough education to win 3rd place on trivia night! Clatfartburg's Public Museum hosts a myriad of artificats and exhibits covering history, art, and science. Despite the founders' ongoing feud, the museum has united the community by sharing Clatfartburg's precious history and discoveries, such as the Beef War of 1805, The Great Stick, and
1 - Clatfartburg's Annual Crispy-fest
You are Now Entering Clatfartburg, a town with endless lore that we your hosts, Elaine and Felicia, plan to explore! For the first episode of this world-building podcast, we invite you to the town's Annual Crispy-fest honoring their town mascot, Crispy the Talking Bass. The festival has historically been a huge success, but there's something ominous in the air this year. . . To support the podcast
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