Reddit Asks Us
Reddit Asks Us, hosted by Luke Dyck, is a podcast that explores questions, discussions, and wild reactions from the r/AskReddit subreddit. Each episode features answers to questions like 'How did your date give you the ick?' and 'What wild secret came out in your family?'. New episodes are released every Tuesday at 8 AM AST.
Episodes
EP.345/What Thing was Ruined by One Person?
Yea cuz apparently we aren't allowed to skydive naked anymore?? Thanks a lot corporate America...ruined all that meant anything to me
EP.344/What's Something That You Can't Prove But Believe is True?
Dogs can talk...It's just a matter of time before we catch them slipping up because I know they've got lots to say but they need a low profile to report back to their alien dog leaders
EP.343/What's a Hobby That Ends Relationships?
I mean...I wouldn't say it was my hobby of collecting wishbones from chickens was the reason my wife divorced me...but it was definitely a contributing factor
EP.342/What's the Dumbest Reason You Broke Up with Someone?
I just kept getting confused cause she kept calling flip-flops "thongs"... I think we all can understand why I had to cut it off....right?
EP.341/What is the Most High Risk Low Reward Behaviour?
Well if you think about it...I don't need a helmet while riding my bike because...swag really.
EP.340/What Do You NOT Regret Doing?
That's it guys. Im living in a van from now on...I think this episode changed me
EP.339/What's the Juiciest Thing You've Overheard?
Babe, you're still my one and only...but it's very normal to have multiple one and only's. Like. The baby im having with one and only 2 is hardly going to be in the picture
EP.338/What's The Cringiest Midlife Crisis You've Seen?
okay dad...people aren't going to take you more seriously just because you bought a hummer...the opposite I think really
EP.337/What's "Common Knowledge" You Had No Idea About?
yea I mean arent you curious what goes on underneath an island? I just think we could take a submarine and go under it and check it out! Why has nobody done that before??
EP./What's a Piece of Clothing that Instantly Gives You the Ick?
Don't worry my good men jean shorts are not under attack...just yet. But stay vigilant and watch your back because you never know when your girlfriend might make them disappear from your wardrobe
EP.335/What's a Petty Red Flag You Have?
I'm sorry but if you can't look at a T Rex fossil and your jaw drops to the floor then..have a nice life
EP.334/What was a Weird Rule in Your House Growing Up?
Yea dude I used your toothbrush. I’m just trying to be economical out here. You’re telling me you didn’t have a family toothbrush?? Yea right.
EP.333/What's a 'Green Flag' that's Secretly a Red Flag?
Listen man, I know you "dont care what we do" but YOU invited US over...so we assumed YOU knew what to do!
EP.332/What's Something Older Generations Got Right?
I mean...yes home owners associations are cringe...but PLEASE I ACTUALLY NEED TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY NEIGHBOURS!!
EP.331/What's Something Illegal You've Done?
When I had leftovers from lunch I would just stash them in my neigbors mailbox...I liked the guy too. Just didn' have anywhere else to stick my lunch
EP.330/What Insane Secret Are You Hiding?
The boss man is smoking doobies on the roof...but I think i'm keep my mouth shut yanno, for business purposes
EP.329/What's the Craziest Thing You've Seen Someone Do While Travelling?
Yea dude I hate to break it to you but my train seat isn't really the place to be cutting your toenails...good on you for caring about hygene though
EP.328/What's the Weirdest Fact You Know?
At this point I think we need to accept that the government just has a weird obsession with trying to optimize birds to do their work for them? Why have a human with a machine gun when we could just train a chicken to do it??
EP.327/What is Surprisingly Illegal?
Watering your neighbour's lawn? Welp...I hope you enjoy rotting in a cell for the rest of your life
EP.326/What MASSIVE Bullet Did You Dodge Because You Were Lazy?
"Yea dude so she booty called me! Thank God I dodged that one!!""But you're hardly friends with her""I know dude! Wow...what a relief""..."
EP.325/What Industry is Way Too Romanticized?
Oh yea being a concert photographer for Travis Scott was cool...right before I became paralyzed during a moshpit
EP.324/What's The Cheapest Thing You've Seen Someone Do?
Hey man do you have any tissues? Yea of course man there a bunch in the trash I just used but their still good!:-|
EP.323/What's the WORST Second-Hand Embarrassment You've Felt
yea I can't say we are rallying behind our boss at the office...we went out for drinks and watched him get curved by a waitress so not exactly a role model...
EP.332/How Did You Realize You Were in the WRONG Friend Group?
Yea sorry guys...I didn't mention this before the hangout but I'm not super into beating up random strangers as a prank so...heh...I'll have to skip out this time
EP.331/What's a MAJOR Turn Off That You Can't Tell Your Partner?
At this point i'm going to have to accept defeat and secede power to the last tiny bit of juice left in the container...it has won
EP.330/How Did You Get the ICK on the First Date?
Unfortunately the TV dinner burps in my face weren't really "doing it" for me so yea i'm going to have to pass
EP.329/What Does Gen Z Do That Older Gens Don't Get?
Ummm so are you going to take our order or is this a staring contest? Oh nevermind I can see I just interrupted your doomscrolling my bad
EP.329/When Did Your Gut Feeling Turn Out to Be Right About Someone?
I hate to break it to you but your "connection with animals" isn't really making me want to say yes to your arctic trip to meet polar bears and get them to stop eating people...
EP.328/When Did You Think Someone was Joking but They Were Serious?
Wow you look exactly like my wife...who sadly passed away...but we should totally go out some time. I mean you kind of have to lol
EP.327/What Harmless Secret Are You Hiding From Someone?
Yeaaa so I hate to break it to you after you already bought those tickets to hawaii but I cannot surf...I just wanted to seem cool and give off surfer dude vibes..heh
EP.326/When Did You Learn to Keep Your Mouth Shut?
Hiiiii honey so I posted to the local neighbourhood facebook groupchat about your erectile dysfunction and good news is that our neighbor would LOVE to chat with you about it!! Hope this helpssss love uuuuuu
EP.325/What Industry is a Complete SCAM?
So you're telling me if I buy your premium course there will be even more information in there, rather than the elite course that will make me a millionaire? SIGN ME UP!!!
EP.324/What's the DUMBEST Reason You Wouldn't Date Someone?
I'm sorry man...I know she's pretty but her shoes had just a little too much green on them...like okay, yea we got a GRINCH LOVER HERE!! NO WAY!
EP.323/Who Had Cringe Main Character Energy?
Yea it doesn't count to be famous if you're going around asking people if they know you're famous...you still work at the drive through and I'd like my blizzard
EP.332/What's Your Dumbest Idea that ACTUALLY WORKED?
So it turns out you can get a job by just walking in one day, sitting down at an empty desk and just pretending to work...cuz nobody is working there anyways...
APOLOGY - NO TUESDAY EPISODE THIS WEEK
Sorry guys my files got corrupted and I didnt have a backup for this weeks episode :(
EP.331/What's the Best FAFO Moment You've Seen?
Yea it turns out if you drive drunk in front of, well I don't know....WITNESSES...YOU WILL GET CAUGHT
EP.330/What's the Wildest Thing You've Seen at the Work Party?
I hate to break it to you Mike but everyone definitely remembers you stripping down to your tighty whiteys at the karaoke bar...on the bright side at least you won't have to work here anymore after your meeting with the boss!
EP.329/What Are Ridiculous Hobbies?
No dude trust the more I watch this guy play blackjack online the higher my odds are of winning!!! You wouldn’t know because you don’t have any hobbies where you actually learn something and earn your way in life
EP.328/What's "Allowed" But You Should Never Do?
Hey man I’m new on the job so any work you do just let me take credit and we’ll get along just great! Also I forgot to flush the toilet so could you go ahead and do that for me?
EP.327/What Social Rule Do You Refuse to Follow?
Don’t rock the boat by putting your elbows on the table?? Well sorry but we are about to experience a tsunami cause comfort MATTERS!
EP326/What Screams "I'm Insecure" Without Saying a Word?
If anybody sees me driving this Prius I may have disappear forever…also do you think I’ll get a lot of likes on this ab pic for my IG??
EP.325/What's a Habit That Gets Too Much Hate?
A restaurant?? Alone? By yourself?? What do you like good food or something you LOSER?!
EP.324/What Screams "I Peaked in High School"?
Hey son, I love you…but did you ever think about my life and your life by extension are worthless if you don’t play the same sports as I did in high school? Good talk.
EP.323/How Did You Find Out You Were Dating an Idiot?
Birds migrating at night? What do you think I’m that stupid?? Everyone knows birds can’t fly at night so those obviously bats. Really big ones though. With beaks. Huh. See new things every day I guess….
[Reupload] EP.322/What "Survival Myth" Will Actually Get You Killed?
Okay hear me out…I know this deserted island has food and water and all the things we need to survive for a while…but I think we should take our chances in the middle of the Pacific
EP.321/What Was the Biggest Argument at Thanksgiving?
Hey babe, we needed more drama this year so I told everyone you cheated on me but I forgave you...❤️
EP.320/What's a Life Changing Life Hack?
Not only have I lost my keys...but I lost my bowl that I'm supposed to keep my keys is...and everything else in my apartment. Yanno I may have just gotten robbed
EP.319/What's a Common Sense Fact Everyone Should Know?
Well it turns out Australia is the scariest country in the world…and chickens aren’t pregnant when they lay eggs...
EP.318/What Costs Money But Should Be Free?
Being healthy? Living longer? No disease or pain? Sorry that’s going to be one billion dollars…ooof sorry 👉👈🤪
EP.317/What’s Something You Realized was Propaganda?
I mean I’ve been sticking carrots directly in my eyes for years but as it turns out it always comes back to Big Carrot trying to push their agenda 😒
EP.316/What's The Weirdest Unexplainable Thing You've Ever Seen?
No questions asked but I really need you to help me put in Rhinosaurus into this guy's car...trust me it's for the greater good of society and because I want to
EP.315/What Person Turned Out to be a Piece of Trash?
No trust me bro *insert any streamer* knows a lot about crypto!! You'd be absolutely stupid not to invest!! I literally mortgaged my house because they told me it was a LOCK!!
EP.314/What is a Crazy Victimless Crime?
Well sorry officer I personally believe it’s my god given right to walk around with this double bubble ice cream in my pocket…if you want it you’re gonna have to lick it off me yourself!
EP.313/What's Common "Nice Guy" Behaviour that's a Huge Red Flag?
"I've asked you out like 12 times...so is this time a yes??" "And no princesses aren't allowed to have drivers licenses...or cars...or anything really...but it's because I'm a KING!"
EP.312/What Crazy Thing Did You Have to Explain to an Adult?
Unfortunately Superman physics don't actually work and we cant build a "time machine" by "spinning the globe backwards" but I appreciate the enthusiasm :)
EP.311/What's Your "Don't Knock it Til You Try it" Life Hack?
Smiling to yourself alone isn't going to start your journey into becoming the Joker...unless you're like me and starting talking to yourself and eventually scheming and plotting 😈
EP.310/What's like Living with a Man?
Not every man will speak with his words…sometimes its with his clothing, like not wearing any around the house…cuz damn its gettin hot down there 🥵
EP.309/Who Never Grew Up?
Get off my back mom and dad! Weed is a great investment!! Well…an investment in my sanity! How am I supposed to put a job application together when you’re stressing me outtttt…its literally my 45th birthday
EP.308/Why Did You Cut Off Your Friend?
Yeaaa so turns out sleeping with my friends boyfriend isn’t going to ‘strengthen our relationship’ like I thought it would….oops! Also we have a date tomorrow so if you could not be in your house the would be great!
EP.307/What's the Weirdest Flex You've Ever Heard?
Yea I actually don't bathe because its such a waste of water and resources...I also don't wash my clothes either because duuuuh waste of water AGAIN!!
EP.306/What's the Quickest Way You Saw Someone Get Humbled?
Yea actually company policy says I'm actually allowed to care for my children so sorry that doesn't fit into your schedule :( I filed complaint on your behalf to HR tho!
EP.305/How Did Someone F*** Around and Find Out?
Yeaa so who would’ve thought it wasn’t a good idea to control a submarine with a PS5 controller…also didn’t think id have to tell you but please don’t take that nuclear waste home with you :)
EP.304/What Weird Thing Was Found in a Teenagers Room?
I know you think I'm doing drugs, but even if you shoot that directly into your veins you'll realize it's dust from a T-Rex fossil...also I will be cleaning my own towels now.
EP.303/What Lie Did Your Parents Tell You Growing Up?
I’m not supposed to tell anyone but Iron Man is a true story…based on my dad…he said he will disintegrate bullies for me…also don’t eat in bed or ants are going to live in your ears and nest in your brain :) luv u
EP.302/When Did You Realize You Were Dating a Degenerate?
Babe it's actually awesome, the cockroaches have learned to carry us around the apartment! No more walking!! And don't worry every time you show up the dishes get done! Not sure who it is but it makes it perfect for when you're here spending quality time :))
EP.301/What Basic Skills Do All Adults Need to Have?
Listen...microwave popcorn every night for dinner might be the move, also next time we are at the bar let's be sure to find the bathroom and talk right in front of the door so people have to sneak by and say "excuse me" to get in...and let's also give them dirty looks for doing that!!
EP.300/How Did Someone Lose Their Court Case?
I promise I just barely glanced down at my phone when driving and hit that pedestrian, everyone knows a glance doesn't count! And let the record show I was also hardly even drunk!!
EP.299/What's The Most Privileged Thing You've Seen or Heard?
If you don’t set aside at least a thousand per month for DOGE then you don’t deserve to eat. Time to be smarter with your money, just invest when your parents friends at all street tell you to!!Join our subreddit r/Redditaksus
Unfortunate Episode :(
Hey guys! As I’m sure you can tell by the recording I’m feeling quite ill so I can’t record an episode until I’m feeling better. Take care!Love you all ❤️
EP.298/What's the Worst "Nice Guy" Experience You've Had?
My buddy is great guy! Other than the fact he thinks all women are worthless. But other than that he s'a stand up dude! He also collects hair and will only stare at your toes on dates, so just prepping you in case you notice your haircut looks different! Join our subreddit r/Redditaksus
EP.297/What Crazy Thing Did Your Toxic Co-worker Do?
Did your dad ever stop to think about the productivity scores at the office before his stroke?? Also, take some time to look at the email I sent regarded by failed almost engagement! Plus, why are we all talking about Lisa's dead baby when mine is alive!
EP.296/What Behaviour is Legal, but Totally Psycho
If their back is turned towards the door, you won’t be leaving that elevator…also please keep off the grass I have to vacuum it again later! Also don’t mind me, I just HAVE to get this hole dug by 4AMIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's something that's completely legal
EP.295/What Happened in Vegas and Didn't Stay in Vegas?
Vegas is going be so CRAZY we are hitting up a WINE TASTING! But. Before we do that I am going to cheat on my husband overseas. Who knows? Maybe I’ll also be convicted of a crime against humanity??In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “Folk who did something in Vegas that did not stay i
EP.294/What's Your "if you go low, I'll go lower" Moment?
Ahhh how sweet promotion is...I'm getting you arrested for tax fraud boss. Mean girl wants to come to my birthday party? Sure. But I get first punch in the children's octagon. Also remember if you are less than 1 foot apart you can legally kiss your brosIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks
EP.293/What's the Stupidest Thing Someone Smart Believes?
Trust me if you listen close enough you can hear the footsteps of people through the EARTH!! Play sports you enjoy because you’ll eventually transform into the ball! Also vegetables are not actually healthy, they are just there for earth aesthetic In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “
EP.292/What's Your Worst Screw Up You'll Admit on Your Deathbed
Yea Jacob is never going to find out what I did to his toilet :| and unfortunately I accidentally turned your grandma into funko pop…sowwy :((In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst fuck up you've had that you'll admit on your deathbed?”New episodes every Tue
EP.291/What's the Most Unhealthy Thing You've Seen Someone Do?
The only way to know if your oxygen tank is working is to hook it up to a carton of cigarettes! Did you know that you can even choose condiments as your side drink in your next meal from McDonalds! Also remember children need their daily doses of caffeine directly injected into their bloodstream In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the
EP.290/How Did You See Someone F*ck Around and Find Out?
I can’t believe I have to say this but geese and monkeys are not your friends! Also, don’t steal from baseball pitchers because you will feel it…in your headIn this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What's the worst case of "fuck around, find out" you have ever seen?”New episodes every Tue
EP.289/What Did You Have to Explain to a Fully Grown Adult?
No your wifi doesn’t follow you around. Also, no wind is not the trees just trying to rizz up the ground and finally the government is not stealing your data, you just forgot your phone password. In this episode of the Reddit Asks Us Podcast, I read and respond to comments from the top posts of the week from r/Askreddit, this weeks questions is “What was your"I can't believe I have to exp
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