Louisville's Best Podcast
A variety and humor podcast from Louisville, covering topics like movies, WWE, Marvel, and Star Wars with a comedic twist. The host, John Mattingly, delivers lighthearted commentary and personal anecdotes. It's a casual show that doesn't take itself too seriously.
Episodes
Indiana Jones and the Recast of Doom
In their attempt to demolish everything sacred Disney announced the reboot of Indiana Jones. But who could play such an iconic hero? On this episode we run down the list of the most likely candidates.
Beaver Tails and Pee Bottles
Ever eaten a Buc-ee's beaver tail, ever went pee in a bottle in a moving car? If you have then this episode is for you. If you haven't then enjoy it anyway.
Raccoons, Zebras, and Yard Sales
Is it the end of the world? Has the great prophecy of raccoons, and zebras running wild been fulfilled? Can all your wishes come true at a yard sale? We talk about it.
Fart Infections, Blown Up Bodies, and Salad Bars
On this episode we ask the big questions. Is a fart infectious? Can the military use your body for target practice? Did fast food places have salad bars in the 80's? Hard hitting journalism, earth changing answers.
Why We Hate the Fantastic Four
There is something about the upcoming Fantastic Four movie that just doesn't sit well with us. Makes us itchy in all the wrong places. On this episode we talk about it.
Mallstalgia
Chess King, Aladdins Castile, that caramel corn place on the corner. On this episode we travel back to when the mall was the mall.
Raccoons, Crack Pipes, and Snapping Turtles
Raccoons with crack pipes? Snapping turtles the size of small cars? And a Marvel Movie we all liked?! What a week for your favorite podcast!
Candy Bar Coffins
On this episode we discuss what candy bar coffin we would want, and run down list of shows we have like and love to trash
Worst Retcons Ever
Ok so you make a movie and it stinks. What to do? I know, retcon the living crap out of it! On this first episode after the winter off we talk the worst retcons that we have ever seen.
Scarier Than They Should Have Been
If you have ever seen Superman 3 you know the scene. You know the one where the woman turns into the android and scares the crap out of you! On this podcast we talk about the movies that were not supposed to be scary, but wound up being nightmare fuel anyways.
If Horror Movies Were On TV
Have you ever set back and thought. " This horror movie would make a great TV show!" Us neither, but in this episode we do just that. We run down a list of horror movies that just might be better as a series on TV
Horror Movies Fails and Bikers in the Buff
We don't know what worse, Bad horror movies, or bike riders in the buff. Both can be equally horrible.
Spooky Movie Characters
Spooky season is upon us, and in this episode we talk about the best horror movie characters of maybe all time.
Good Movies Overshadowed By Other Moves
Does anyone remember Deep Impact? Armageddon totally ran over it. On this podcast we talk about good movies that were over shadowed by movies with the same basic plot
Fat Shaming Mail Men and Show We Hate Watch
On this episode John talks of being fat shamed by his mail man. Then we talk about all those stupid shows out there that we don't want to watch but hate watch anyway.
Worlds Best Movie Theatre, and best beards
Happy Birthday Charlie! On this episode we rip on a few movie trailers, listen to Brians sultry rendition of Happy Birthday, and talk beards with a guy who can't grow one.
Our Olympic Review
Well their finally over. The summer games have come and gone. Now its time for our spot on analysis of the Paris games.
Signs Your Cat Wants to Kill You
Ten signs your cat wants to kill you, and how much Temu is to much Temu?
Worst Toys Ever
From fascist dictator plush dolls, to atomic energy play sets there have been a lot of bad toys we talk about them on this podcast
Top Toy Companies
On this episode we run down the top toy companies that we loved, talk box office top ten, and how we have mastered the skill of adulting.
Disney Parks Review
Love it or hate it Disney Parks are part of the fabric of American life. With some of the more iconic rides in the country. On this episode we talk about Disney Parks and ask. Does Disney or Universal do it better?
Movie Trailers Review
On this episode we look at four moves that are about to release and decide which ones we will see and which ones we wont
John Hates Everything.
Know anybody who hares a TV show or movie. Know anyone who hates them all. If not you soon will on this episode we talk about how John pretty much hates everything. Plus we scarf and barf some sour patch kids Oreos. Does John hate them too? Find out
Movie Moms Bees and Cole Slaw
Happy late mothers day everyone! On this episode we talk about Movie and TV moms, the Ark Encounter, Bees in the Street and the best coleslaw ever
Cicada Rain
Don't stand out in the Cicada Rain kids! It's not what you think. Cicada's are one of the worlds most powerful creatures. Tune in and find out how.
Tim's Pigeon Stalker
On this episode we here the harrowing story of Tim's pigeon stalker. The incredible story of John's amazing bird catch at Wal-Mart, and spend some time trying to figure out if handling birds will make. you go blind.
Dogs with Leaf Blowers and TV Tropes
There is nothing more majestic in the animal kingdom than a dog with a leaf blower in its mouth. How bad can a hotel room get? Plus our most hated TV tropes. All for you!
Snakes on a Podcast
Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes! On this episode we talk snakes. I don't know why.
Coffee and Chicken Strips
Whether you're a coffee connoisseur or a chicken strips enthusiast, this podcast is for you.
Last Meals and Bowling Rings
What would your last meal be? Burger King fries, Mcdonalds coke, and a taco supreme from Taco Bell? Well it thats your thing then thats your thing. On this episode we deep dive into what our last meals would be. Plus just a little talk about State Champion bowling rings.
Movie Remakes and Kangaroo Fight Club
The first rule of kangaroo fight clubs is don't talk about kangaroo fight club but we break that rule. There are a lot of 80's movies that could be remade, but should they. Tim tells us about his harrowing experience with cats at the door and phone charger borrowing vampires. All for you free of charge
Forgotten Cartoons of the 1990's
Remember the 1990's we do! And in the podcats we take a look at the forgotten cartoons from the 1990's If you're a 90's cartoon watcher, this podcast will surely bring back memories! We're diving into the world of Courage The Cowardly Dog, the adventures of The Savage Dragon, and the humorous antics of Earthworm Jim.
Why Netflix's Rebel Moon is a Horrible Sci-Fi Movie | Honest Review
In this podcast, we break down why Rebel Moon is just plain bad and not worth your time. From the lackluster plot to the cringeworthy dialogue, we dive deep into the reasons why Rebel Moon falls short of the mark. So, if you're a fan of sci-fi and want to save yourself from disappointment, be sure to listen to this honest review before deciding to stream Rebel Moon on Netflix. Let's discu
Worst of 2023
On this episode we talk about our personal worst of 2023
The Merry Christmas Podcast
Merry Christmas! From us to you we wish you and yours a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. On this Christmas episode we talk about the best and the worst gifts that we ever received. What is more "Christmas" the cold online purchase or fighting the never ending hordes at the mall for that perfect gift?
How to Fix Marvel
Merry Christmas. After a few weeks of sickness and work busyness we are back. Is Marvel broke? Has it jumped the shark? In our opinion yes. In this Tim and John episode we use are expertise and put Marvel back together. The way it should be.
Movies that Never Where
There have been plenty of amazing movies and television shows that have been produced but never released. On this episode we run down a list of what might be the best movie and TV shows that no one ever saw.
Good Villains that We Love to Hate
Everyone has villains that we root for and those we love to hate. On this episode we break down a list of the villains we loved to hate and the ones we hated to love.
Jason Statham goes AI
AI is getting good. Scary good in fact! Its becoming harder and harder to tell what is real and what is fake. On this episode we read the plots from five possible Jason Statham movie of which only one of them is real and try to guess which is legit and which ones are AI
Urban Legends That Scare Us
Happy Halloween everybody! We love this time of year. Ghost stores and urban legends make up a big part of the fun. On this episode we talk about some old school urban legends and how we still wont go in a bathroom and try to find Bloody Mary.
Kentucky Urban Legends
Its that time of year! Happy Halloween ya'll! Kentucky is full of urban legends On this episode we kick off the best time of year with some good ones.
Ashoka Return of Thrawn Review
Finally after all these years we got a live action Thrawn and he didn't disappoint.
Dumpkin Spice and the Conspiracies we love
On this episode we jump into the greatest product know by man for men, and talk about our favorite conspiracies.
Movies That Were Good But Shouldn't have Been
Ever seen a movie that should of been crap but wasn't? We talk about them on this episode
The Happiest of Happy Meal Toys!
Remember when McDonalds Happy Meal toys were great, Back when you got a real Hot Wheel or Super Hero figure along with those glorious chick Mcnuggets. On this episode we run down the best Happy Meal toys ever. Aaron gives us some yoga tips, and much more all for you Louisvilles Best Listeners!
Snakes from the Sky
On this episode we talk about snakes falling from the sky, the top ten toys that have been turned into movies, who would be in our live action Thundercats movie, and run the last weeks box office.
How will We Survive..The Strike!
Writer and actors on now on strike. Will we survive? How long can we go without new episodes of Fire Country or LA. Fire and Rescue? On this episode we talk about what shows are going to get hurt the most from The Strike!
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Dysentery
Ok so the title may be a bit harsh.. or is it? On this episode we look at the Good, Bad and the Ugly of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. We run down this weeks box office top five, and explore the mystery of a missing pet that showed up 30 years later.
Into the Spiderverse
On this episode We talk about the best spider characters in the spider verse and run down a dumb crime or two.
The Dog With the World Record Tongue
On this episode we talk about the dog with the world record tongue, what would you do with one million pennies, scary childhood character horror adaptations and this weeks box office break down
Create Your Own Action Team
Everyone has a dream team that you would love to see star together in an action movie. On this podcast we put together our own action teams from the actors that we would love see together
Underrated Action Stars
Action stars are bigger than life and we all have one that we think is the best. But what about those action move stars that are underrated? On this episode we give them their butt kicking dues.
The Fast and the Furious Most Idiotic Scenes
As we drag race toward another Fast and the Furious movie. We thought it would be fitting to talk all about the cars, family, and most idiotic scenes in the Fast and the Furious franchise.
Best Arcade Games Ever
It didn't matter if you were at Chuck E Cheeses or Aladdin's Castile there was an arcade game that you just couldn't get enough of. ON this episode we talk about our favorite quarter eating games of all time
Best 90's Movies
On this episode we talk about our top re-watchable movies from the 1990's
Yo Joe! If we were Gi Joe's
If you grew up in the 1980.s like we did you played with GI Joe's. Admit it you wanted to be one. Cool code name on that flashy file card in the back of the blister pack. Maybe have a dog who could fire a rocket launcher with its tail, You know. On this episode we talk about what we would be if we could be on the GI Joe team. We also take some time and discuss what our Cobra identity would be.
Creating a Music Festival
Its almost music festival season. Some have already started. On this episode we create our own music festivals with the singers that we believe would bring the house down.
What happened to Dunkaroos?
Everyone can remember that one snack or restaurant item that you loved but no longer exists. On this episode we run down the list of foods that have been discontinued for what ever stupid reason.
Movies that Shouldn't Work But do.
Have you ever heard of a movie ideal and say " That will never work." But it does. On this episode we discuss just that.
No Hate For Star Wars
It seems that every other youtube video or podcast out there is hating on Star Wars. Now even the Mandalorian is being gleefully being torn apart because it doesn't fit everyones ideals on what the show should be. On this episode we will defend Star War's honor "Except for Episode 7 and 8".
Movie Recasts
What if Johnny Depp were in the Matrix? Or Adam Driver was in Pirates of the Caribbean? Put Dolly Parton in Fast and Furious? On this episode we spin the wheel and randomly recast some of our favorite moves in new movie roles.
Our Favorite Movie Franchises
On this episode we run down our favorite movie franchises of all time
Terrible Movie Remakes
There is nothing new under the sun. Apparently that also includes moves. There is no genre that can escape the horror of taking an old movie and remaking it again and sometimes again. On this episode we talk about some of the worst remakes of all time.
Best Action Movie Finishing Movies
There is nothing like a fly kick to the face! The action movie finishing move is one of the most satisfying parts of any Super Hero or 1980's action movie. On this episode we come in with a massive throat punch as we run down a list of the best finishing moves in movie history.
Movie Conspiracies
On this episode we talk about movie conspiracies. We would say more but you never know who's listening.
Bombs and Blockbusters of 2023
This year will be full of movies that are bombs and blockbusters. On this episode we run down list and try and guess which will be which.
DC Movies Recasting
Now that what we knew as the DCEU is no more, Its time to recast all of those iconic super hero's. On this episode we discuss who we think should throw on capes and tights for DC in the new DC Universe
Failed Video Game Accessories
On this episode we talk about the greatest failed video game accessories of all time. Can anyone remember the power glove?
Horror Christmas
Christmas movies are supposed to be wholesome family entertainment. But what about those who like their holiday just a little bit twisted? On this episode we talk about just how awesome Christmas horror movies can be
Ugly Sports Uniforms
On this episode we talk about the ugliest uniforms in sports history
Worst Thanksgiving Sides
From gelatinous cranberries to that mushy sweet-potato stuff they call a casserole some Thanksgiving sides are not be given thanks for. We talk about it on this episode.
Stores that Are No More
Everyone remembers visiting K-Mart. What about the Circuit City? On this episode we walk down the isles of some of our favorite stores that are no more.
Spirit Halloween Memes
Halloween may be over, but the Spirit Halloween Memes will live forever. On this episode we talk about the best ones and Tim throws out few of his own for the rest of the crew.
Marvels Scary Hero's
With Halloween up on us and the success of Werewolf By Night we thought it would be fun to talk about Marvels other scary hero's in comics and film
The Mount Rushmore of Horror
It's almost Halloween, and horror is in the air. On this episode we run down our Mount Rushmore of horror movies.
Halloween Candy Rankings
The type of Halloween candy you give out can and will determine your social status. Find out how you can be a huge candy hit this year right here on this podcast.
Halloween Costume Countdown
The season is here! Halloween is just four weeks away. On this episode we try to help you get ready by talking about what is going to be the hot Halloween costumes of 2022.
Lost Cartoons of the 80's
Saturday morning was the greatest day of the week. All those cartoons we grew up on. Some live on others were lost in time. On this episode we talk about the cartoons that time forgot.
The Best Arcades
If you were a child of the 80 then you remember the mall arcade. The sounds the, the lights, the sour smell from the carpet. Some of our best memories were in Aladdins Castile. On this episode we talk about the best arcades of our childhood
Old Movies that Need A Remake
Everybody knows an old movie that needs a remake. On this episode we talk about the ones we would love to see get a modern touch.
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