Call An Adult: A Pretty Little Liars Podcast
Call An Adult is a podcast dedicated to the teen drama Pretty Little Liars, hosted by writers and comedians Ashley Apap and Hayley Tantau. Each episode revisits the town of Rosewood, recapping bizarre plotlines and celebrating the show's fashion and characters.
Episodes
6.20: For Whomst The Bell Dongs PART II
THAT BOOK’S BEEN BREWED! Ashley and Hayley recap the finale of Pretty Little Liars Season 6: Episode 20, Hush, Hush, Sweet Liars. Hanna plays the role of BAIT in her risky plan, Ezria reunite, Haleb reunite, THE BARCH RETURNETH, and we get maybe the BEST PLL JUMPSCARE IN HERSTORY. At least to us. Most importantly, we pose the question: is… this… the best episode of PLL ever? It's defs up there!!!!
We're Taking a Lil Break Between Seasons 6 & 7!
HELLO DOLLS/GURGLES/LISTENERS/BUM HEADS/BUM-BUMS/FLOOPS FLOOZIES FLOOPS FLOOGLIES ET ALLLLLL!!!!!!!We're taking a lil break after the season 6 finale, and will be back 24th September! We know this is bummer news (especially cos we only have one season to go!!)...BUT! We've been bulking and we don't love doing that for two reasons: 1) we miss out on interacting with you guys, and 2) it's sad to rip
6.19: Floopus Returns
Do you lunch? We should do lunch.Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 19, Did You Miss Me? In this eppy, Spencer is having a ROUGH time (hang in there gal!!), Hanna and Caleb are reconnecting (eeeeeeee!!), Lucas has TOO MUCH money (wow relatable!!), and Hanna puts a hectic plan in motion (stay safe gal!!)Watch weekly snippets of our recap episodes on the Call An Adult YouTu
6.18: A is For Avatar: The Last Airbender
What is this, Toy Story 5? Cos it’s the Marins vs. an iPad! Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 18, Burn This. Here’s what’s making headlines in The Rosewood Observer: It’s time for Hanna’s bridal shower! Be on the look out for a hot brunette with a funky keychain! PINK DRINK MENTIONED!! And Patty from Rosewood’s local repair shop breaks records for worst customer service
6.17: La Vida Loco (The Crazy Lufe) [sic]
IT’S THE ROYAL WEDDING DAY!!! (Byron & Ella's Version) Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 17, We’ve All Got Baggage. And boy, does this episode have some baggage. Like, it's got a lot going on. On a positive note, everyone looks scrumptious. But most importantly, EMILY BATTLES A PLANE CAR. WE REPEAT: EMILY BATTLES A PLANE CAR!Watch weekly snippets of our recap ep
6.16: Liam, Go Girl!
“Just out of curiosity, who kisses better? Hanna, Spencer, or me?” GAGGGGG MONA!! Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 16, Where Somebody Waits For Me. Here’s what’s making headlines in the Rosewood Observer: SAVE OUR QUEEN VICTORIA SLAYSTINGS! LIAM GO GIRLLLLL! And most importantly, ICONIC HEART BED REVEAL!Shoutout to our Barch Angels Roanne, Alexis, Viviana and Brie
6.15: Stood Up By Gil at the Grille
LEAVE A-EGGILY ALONE!!! Ash and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 15, Do Not Disturb! Aria discovers the Backrooms of Radley, BYRON AND ELLA ARE SO BACK, and Emily experiences a truly heinous violation of her bodily autonomy.Watch weekly snippets of our recap episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant weekly ad free audio AND video episo
6.14: The Roast of Pappi (with Dale Anderson)
A / HUSBAND OF THE POD IS HERE!! Ashley, Hayley and D(A)le Anderson recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 14, New Guys, New Lies. We reenact an important Emmy-award winning* scene, Byron farts in an elevator, and we go on a crazy riff about PAPPI. Who is Pappi? Listen to find out!!(*SHOULD’VE won an emmy)Watch weekly snippets of our recap episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel:https://
6.13: Drunko McGunko
We’re here to SPILL, not chill! Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 13, The Gloves Are On. Lucas makes his triumphant return to Rosewood and he’s cashed up, Melissa clocks Spencer & Caleb, Emily comes clean, and Aria’s writing a whole ass book for her flop ex-boyfriend WHO YELLS AT THE GURGLES!!!! 🚨Watch weekly snippets of our recap episodes on the Call An Adult YouTub
6.12: Pretty Regular Size For Their Age Truth-Tellers
Durgles say Youchie Wah Wah!! Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 12, Charlotte’s Web. And... wow, JPEG city in here! What's making headlines in this episode? Aria is acting guilty as sin, Caleb and Spencer get closer (AHHHHH), and Ezra's still very much brooding over the fact that... you know... his girlfriend(?) LITERALLY GOT KIDNAPPED BY A BUNCH OF REBELS.Watch weekly s
6.11: TOBURKY WOOD-WORKY
JOIN OUR COVEN OF COCKTAILS COS THE THE TIME-JUMP IS HERE!! Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 11, Of Late I Think of Rosewood. Some things change (hair styles, lovers, asylums being converted into hotels, Nicole being captured by rebels) and some things stay the same (Ali annoying). But the most important thing? TOBURKY WOOD-WORKY.Watch weekly snippets of our recap episo
6.10: Close Ya Damn Mouth (6A Finale!)
A IS REVEALED AND WE H(A)TE IT! Ash and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 10: Game Over, Charles. In this mid-season finale, WE ARE CONFUSED AND BAMBOOZLED AND BEFUDDLED. ASH BURPS A LOT. HALF THE EPISODE TAKE PLACE IN A SPACESHIP. It's utterly insane. Enjoy! xWatch weekly snippets of our recap episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel:https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant w
6.09: MILFS IN THE BASEMENT
Who’s photo did you plan on shooting with THIS?! Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 9, Last Dance. We ponder: is this… one of the best PLL episodes of all time? Aside from the thousand shots of Ali at prom, WE THINK SO. ONLY BECAUSE THE MUMS GOT TRAPPED IN THE BASEMENT. It’s also one of the best directed. No context phrases from this ep to whet your appetite: QUEEN MOTHER
6.08: You Snooze You Lose!
SOUP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US! Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 8, FrAmed! We are problematically gagged by A’s photography skills tbh, Ali shows Lorenzo what “You Snooze You Lose” looks like in practice (and makes him soup!), and we find a new location – the Haus of Strauss.Watch weekly snippets of our recap episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www
6.07: He Ate (Gummies) I Fear
Ribbit ribbit! Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 7, O Brother, Where Art Thou! It’s time to 4/20 blaze it cos Toburky’s high as a kite, Ali gets kidnapped by her dad, Charles is hosting a bday party!!!!!!!!, and the gurgles carve the microchips out of their necks so… that’s cool and fun.ALSO here is a clip of "he shat in a lunchbox" from Real Housewives of Melbourne if a
6.06: From Barch to Bulge
SHE’S JUST BEING LESLI!!!! Ash and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 6, No Stone Unturned. It’s a big Lesli episode and tbh we have no idea what’s going on at any point in time. We have complicated feelings about Ashley Marin & Caleb’s bond, the macabre junkyard is BACK, and HALEB FOOOOOOOOK!!Watch weekly snippets of our recap episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel:https
6.05: The Smallest Mound
WHAT'S UP, YOU BAGS OF HAIR! Ashley and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 5, She’s No Angel! What's happening in the land of the Book Bean Brew Bean Brew Book? Mona is FLOOPISH (compliment), Aria is in a junkyard taking macabre (word of the day!) photos, Clark can’t read the room, and Maddie Ziegler from Dance Moms is here to dance for Spencer in Radley. Dig in!Watch weekly snippet
6.04: Morning, Beautiful
MORNING, BEAUTIFUL! Ash and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 4, Don’t Look Now. The Gurgles and Jason go to Aunt Carol's house to dig up some graves, and Emily tries to get drowned again by a love interest. MOST IMPORTANTLY, KING BYWRONG IS BACK!!!!Watch weekly snippets of our recap episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel:https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant weekly ad fr
6.03: Dr Sullivanussy is BACK
Ash and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 3, Songs of Experience. The headlines in the Rosewood Observer this week? DR SULLIVANUSSY IS BACK! Hanna wants to go to therapy! Jason and Ali investigate Charles! Ash does a fart right into the mic! Sarah Harvey gets a haircut! And, most importantly, floop IS a madman (help us, save us)!Watch weekly snippets of our recap episodes on the Ca
6.02: Shower Chalky
Ash and Hayley recap Pretty Little Liars Season 6 Episode 2, Songs of Innocence! What's going on in Rosewood, dear VIPOOs? The gurgles are having PTSD, Spencer struggles with PILL, Aria gets into photography, Hanna redecorates her room, and Emily gets into guns. Most importantly, Ash and Hayley realise Sarah Harvey looks like chalk. OH, and Hayley had just watched Spy Kids so we kept singing FLOOP
6.01: Game On, Charles COS WE'RE STILL IN THE DOLLHOUSE!!!! (with Ally Sheehan)
Get Tanner to call it in: IT'S THE SEASON 6 PREMIERE AND WE'RE STILL IN THE DOLLHOUSE! Joined by the iconic third gurgle of the pod, Ally Sheehan, Ashley and Hayley recap PLL Season 6, Episode 1 – Game On, Charles. We meet Shower Harvey, start calling Mona MONNA, and enjoy the king BARRY MAPLE!!!!Watch weekly snippets of our recap episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.
5.25: WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE!!!! (with Ally Sheehan)
IT IS FINALLY HERE, MEGAN THEE DOLLHOUSE!!!!!! Ashley and Hayley are THRILLED to be at the titular episode they named their Patreon after: Welcome to the Dollhouse!! With the unofficial Third Gurgle Ally Sheehan, they harp on Aria being covered in a mess of her own making, how Ezra is both a child and a predator, and that THIS is "A", Charles' Version.You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly epi
Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 11 Recap: FINALE
Hayley and Ashley are finally watching the FINALE of The Traitors U.S (Season 4)!!! Ashley unveils a cheeky surprise for Hayley at the start of the episode, then they lament what could have been if Tara and Johnny found a way to turn it around, before ultimately congratulation Mr. Snake Wrangler for his triumph over Ms. Hat.You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult Y
5.24: The Most Annoying Episode Ever!!! (with Dale Anderson)
Husband of the pod Dale Anderson is BACK, as he, Hayley and Ash recap season 5 episode 24 of PLL, "I'm a Good Girl, I Am". In this episode, Dale coins the haunting phrase "Andrew Pump A Wank", shows off his pipes and wins Australian Idol, and agrees that Ravenswood should have just been Toburky In Socks. Also, the gang collectively agree that because of the Songs Per Second that Hayley and Ashley
ANNOUNCEMENT!!! Changes coming to Call An Adult from April 2nd 2026!
ALERT!!! Call An Adult will be going through some changes as of April 2nd 2026!!!A brief summary:- Our PLL recap episodes will now come out weekly on our free audio feed- To get ad free audio and video versions of the weekly recap episodes, subscribe to our Patreon (the tier called Toburky Want More)- To get an exclusive EXTRA hour of content per month, as well the ad free audio and video episodes
Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 10 Recap: Grub, You Have The Dagger
Ashley and Hayley are ON EDGE as they try to figure out what will happen as they reacp Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 10. Hayley's TV accidentally captions Rob as Grub, Maura says "trow away vorhte" and the gurgles BEG for Jonny and Tara's safety!!!You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult?
Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 9 Recap: Big Trunta
Hayley and Ash discuss U.S Traitors season 4 episode 9 while on other sides of the world. They revel in the new Tuzza setup, question if Rob's hand was on Maura's leg (?!) and guess who will leave in the next episode ooOooooOooooh!You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult? Come join our Doll
5.23: (A)DINK
While recapping season 5 episode 23, "The Melody Lingers On", Hayley and Ashley beg the Gurgles to stay home and wear pants. They also realise that A is (of course) a DINK (Double Income, No Kids). They also celebrate the valiant return of Tippi The Bird and sing her song with pride!!!!!You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.co
Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 8 Recap
As they recap THEE fallout of losing Ms Lisa Rinna in the Tower of Tuzza, Ashley and Hayley take sides while watching season 4 episode 8 of The Traitors (U.S). You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadultWant Call An Adult merch?
5.22: Explode The Pant
As they recap season 5 episode 22 of PLL "To Plea or Not to Plea", Ashley and Hayley make constant references to Ezra exploding the pant (and his unforunate real life counterpart - Dougie on New Years). They also sing Fireflies and explain that Caleb is a woman you'd want your daughter to get down with (much like Ashley Marin absolutely DOES)!!!You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes o
Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 7 Recap: Down Under Dagger Dolls (At The Blanquet)
The gurgles are recapping THEE Banquet episode of Traitors (u.S) season 4 (episode 7) EEEEEEE! They're talking about the kiss on the cheek, the antidotes, and WHAT they think will happen in the tower of tuzza to come!You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on
Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episode 6 Recap
Ash and Hayley record from the delayed comfort of their homes as they discuss the incredible episode of TV that is Traitors (U.S Season 4) episode 6! They worry about Rinna's reaction to Colton being brave (not a compliment) and try to work out what will happen at this dang banquet!!!!You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/
5.21: Get Out of Her Bush
As they recap seaosn 5 episode 21 of PLL, "Bloody Hell", Hayley and Ashley revel in one of the greatest lines of dialogue ever wirtten in this television program. Hayley also refers to a certain location as Muff House, and Ash laughs a lot. Also, Andrew Campbell is renamed Edgrew very late in the game (and it slays, by the way).You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adu
Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episodes 4 & 5 Recap (with Dale Anderson)
Husband of the pod Dale Anderson has joined Hayley and Ash in the tuzza of terror to discuss episodes 4 and 5 of season 4 of The Traitors (U.S). They get into how Candiace is playing the game so well, that Lisa Rinna is an icon and that Colton is a strange one. Oh yeah, they also celebrate Michael's exit (don't we all?!)You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTu
Traitors Season 4 (U.S) Episodes 1, 2 & 3 Recap
Traitors U.S is BACK with a cast Ashley and Hayley are so excited to watch!! Alan Cumming has brought and iconic season 4 so far and these Gurgles can't wait to recap the entire season! They touch on their favourites in the cast, the AMAZING twist of the secret traitor and where they think the season will go!!! YAY TRAITORS!You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult Y
5.20: For Danby's Sake
As they recap season 5 episode 20 of PLL, "Pretty Isn't The Point", Ashley and Hayley develop a new vocal stim and cannot stop saying "For Danby's Sake". They also sing a bunch of Hannah Montana episode transition stings, yell at Johnny and get confused about these dang BEADS.You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAd
HOLIDAY RE-RELEASE: 5.13: SCROOGE YOU!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, DOLLS/GURGLES/BUMBUMS AND BUMHEADS! Please enjoy an extra little festive treat in your feed: it's a re-release of the season 5 Christmas episode (yes, THAT one!). Here's the lowdown: Ashley and Hayley are saying "HOHOBURKY" as they rewatch season 5 episode 13 of PLL, "How The 'A' Stole Christmas". Yep, that's right - the one with the staircase display from hell, Spoburky Go Bounce
5.19: The Dimples
While recapping season 5 episode 19 of PLL "Out, Damned Spot!", Ash and Hayley BEG Spencer to listen to Call An Adult. They also discuss their nicknames, Talia being a FLOP and of course, as the question on everybody's lips: WHERE IS BYRON???!??!??!??!You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adul
5.18: Bobo's House of Yoghurt (Spellbook)
As they recap season 5 episode 18 of PLL "Oh, What Hard Luck Stories They All Hand Me", Hayley confuses an Edgar Allen Poe novel for the titular Spelbook. Ashley doesn't like how Talia touches the big of Emily's back, and lots of notes are taken. Also, this episode is released on HAYLEY'S BIRTHDAY! So go say happy birthday to her if you see her wherever she may be!You can also WATCH our regular fo
5.17: BUMHEADS
While recapping season 5 episode 17 of PLL “The Bin of Sin”, Ashley and Hayley create a new ship name for Toburky and Detective Tanner, go gooey for the kiss at the DiLaurealestate/Realaurentis offices, and sing Uptown Funk incessantly. Oh, and now the Andrew Cunanan features Dolls, Gurgles and BUMHEADS (different to BUMBUMS and BUMBUMHEADS). You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly e
5.16: Leap Day
5.16: Leap DayAs they recap PLL’s season 5 episode16 “Over A Barrel”, Ash and Hayley discover that it is in fact, Leap Day. They also celebrate Mrs. Horowitz, say “scrappy-doo-da” and “fugmo” a bunch, and Ash coins the term “Caleb’s Computer Hole”. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult?
5.15: Absolutely Defeated
While recapping season 5 episode 15 of PLL, "Fresh Meat", Ashley and Hayley cheer on thee questionable things: Mamma Marin & Jason getting DOWN, Jackie Molina ever being an enemy, and of course - Emily's questionable empanadas. They also find another flaw in Oinkburky suddenly being a police officer, and ask the important question "do you have a family knife?" You can also WATCH our regular fo
5.14: Gurgle, You Murgle
As they recap season 5 episode 14 "Through a Glass Darkly" of PLL, Hayley and Ashley question when exactly the brew became a book shop, who the HELL Bungee The Dog is, and loosely imagine their own fan-fic between Detective Tanner and Ashley Marin. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult?
5.13: SCROOGE YOU!
Ashley and Hayley are saying "HOHOBURKY" as they rewatch season 5 episode 13 of PLL, "How The 'A' Stole Christmas". Yep, that's right - the one with the staircase display from hell, Spoburky Go Bounce and everyone being handsome in the moonlight. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult? Co
5.12: Bathany (with Ally Sheehan)
With friend and fellow gurgle Ally Sheehan, Ashley and Hayley recap season 5 episode 12 of PLL "Taking This One To The Grave". They revel in the most important line of dialogue in PLL and discover Alison's odd choice in middle name. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult? Come join our D
5.11: Toboyfriend
As they recap season 5 episode 11 of PLL, "No One Here Can Love or Understand Me", Ash and Hayley realise it's Hot Choccy Night in Rosewood! They also put their hat watch heads to use and learn about reblocking fedoras (Bywrong style). You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult? Come join our
5.10: The Best Episode of All Time!!!
As they rewatch PLL season 5 episode 10 "A Dark Ali", Ashley and Hayley realise that they've set themselves up to record The Best Episode of All Time. They immediately achieve this goal by pranking "A" himself (DAle) on pod, celebrating Hanna's choir audition and discover "Malicia". You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@C
5.9: What Are You Saying?!
While rewatching season 5 episode 9 of PLL "March Of Crimes", Hayley and Ashley lose their minds over Aria's behaviour, choice of words, and general existence. They also dissect the mechanics of Noel's little eye holes, and mess around with a little horse play! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Ca
MERCH STORE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!
WE HAVE MERCH!!!!! We're so so excited to finally give our Dolls and Gurgles some incredible Call An Adult merch (all designed by 'A' himself, Dale Anderson)!!!!!!! You can go to https://callanadult.myshopify.com/ to get yourself something cute, and don't forget that you can also join our Patreon at patreon.com/callanadult Kisses xxx- (A)shley & H(A)yley Want to WATCH our regular fortnightly e
5.8: (Unfortunately There's A) Zack Attack
As they recap the bananas episode of PLL that is season 5 ep 8 "Scream For Me, Ashley and Hayley stumble upon Horse/Murder/Cashmere/Ghost and Theatre Country. They also berate Aria for asking "What are you saying?" and enter the era of Oinkburky. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult? Co
5.07: Caleb Vision
As they recap PLL’s season 5 episode 7 “The Silence of E. Lamb”, Ash and Hayley ask what constitutes a Gurgle vs a Doll???? They also question Pam Fields’ hosting motivations, brainstorm a charity idea called “Beanies For Beauties” and discover the power of Caleb Vision! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWa
5.06: A Gaggle of Gurgles
While rewatching season 5 episode 6 of PLL “Run, Ali, Run”, Ashley renames the NAT Club to “Nah, Ali, Tststs!” and Hayley decides Tanner is the 9th Gurgle (for the complete list of The Gaggle of Gurgles, keep your ears wide open while listening to this one). They also ask where the HECK King Byrong is, as no parents are apparent, and ask you to measure your life in PLL anniversaries (HAPPY 15TH AN
5.05: Blow Jay Levs
While recapping PLL season 5 episode 5 "Miss Me X 100" (the 100th episode, ooOooooOooh!) Hayley and Ashley are delighted at the mention of the WICKEDLY talented Adele Dazeem. They also vom in their mouths at the Bad Barch that happens betwixt Ezra's floppy sheets, and ask "is there a supermarket in Rosewood????" You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube chann
5.04: A Rosewood Minute
As they recap season 5 episode 4 of PLL, "Thrown From The Ride", Hayley and Ash open their first ever piece of DollMail™ which makes them say "postal coastal" 476 times out of pure joy!!!!!! They also ask the important question, "is Toburky worky as carpenturky?" and find respect for Paige being the Squealer that she was born to be. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call A
5.03: Foes, Friends & Fears
Reacapping season 5 episode 3 of PLL "Surfing the Aftershocks" has Hayley and Ash zoomin', dude (meaning they are on extra SUPER silly mode and sing "Pump It" by The Black Eyed Peas for the first 8 minutes of the episode). They repeatedly yell at Ali to "get buried", learn the art of The Ape Index and discover "Toboinky"!!!!!! You can also WATCH our fortnightly weekly episodes on the Call An Adult
5.02: Shanslaughter (with Dougie Baldwin)
As they recap season 5 episode 1 of PLL “Whirly Girlie”, Ashley and Hayley must explain both the ridiculous plot points of PLL and the Call An Adult dictionary to special guest, actor and comedian Dougie Baldwin (who is also Boyfriend of The Pod)! In this “sexy, problematic and sneaky” ep, we learn Dougie thought Wilden’s name was a hint to him being a “well done” person (AKA morally positive), an
5.01: Something Down South is Becoming North
As they begin their journey into season 5 of Pretty Little Liars, Ashley and Hayley discuss "EscApe From New York" with the A accentuated each time (as is law). They also ask if anyone from Rosewood has even ever HEARD of a glove, and they get heated for Daddy Hastings, woof! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAd
4.24: Get Shot, Do Sh*t (with Ally Sheehan)
It's time to get your black leather jackets and little yellow tops OUT because Ashley, Hayley and special guest Ally Sheehan are recapping PLL's season 4 finale, episode 24 "A is for Answers"!!! New Andrew Cunanan/canon comes to light about Ezra and his Hole, as well as a thousand ridiculous tangents to send of season 4. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouT
HAPPY 1 YEAR OF THE DOLLHOUSE / ANNOUNCEMENT
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US, SWEET DOLLS OF THE DOLLHOUSE!!!It's been exactly 1 year since we started our community of cuties we refer to as The Dolls (and we rightfully dubbed the Patreon as The Dollhouse) and we're so eternally grateful for each and every one of you for supporting and encouraging us and our silly little pod! 🥹❤️After many requests, we're finally giving in to the request that we watch T
4.23: Put The Footin (with Scout Boxall)
Welcoming special guest, comedian, pal and LARP legend Scout Boxall to this bonkers recap episode, Ash and Hayley are ON ONE as they all watch season 4 episode 23 "Unbridled". Amidst many moments of lore-explaining, they also walk Scout through the many crimes and creeps that lurk in Rosewoods shrubbery. This one is a true delight, yay! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Ca
Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 11) - Poncho of Truth
IT'S THE FINALE EPISODE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE LOVED THIS SEASON OF THE TRAITORS US AND LOVED THIS EPISODE AND LOVE EACH OTHER AND YOU LISTENING!!!!!!! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult Want more Call An Adult? Come join our Dollhouse over on Patreon! patreon.com/callanadult Hosted on Acast. See acast.
4.22: Font Clocker
As they rewatch episode 22 of season 4 of PLL "Cover For Me", Ashley and Hayley as the vital question on everybody's Fish Lips: WHERE IS KING BYWRONG?!?!?! They question a new potential movie being watched in the PLLCCU by Mike and get inspired by Shannon Noll's "Lift" and "FLAUNT IT" BY TV ROCK ft. Seany B. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel:
Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 10) - Gaggu Gaggy
This is THE episode for Gaggy stans!! We've got Ivar still around (for some reason?), we've got THE DOLLS BACK (!!) and we've got the cliffhanger of the season AHHHHH!!! DYLAN, DELORES, DELUSION!! GAGGU!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 9) - Don't Mind If I Toddler 'Do
You may have assumed that we absolutely HATED the ridiculous happenings of this episode of The Traitors US!!!!! We hated that felt hat and it causing a negative Hat Watch, we hated the horrendously fake emotional outburst at the end BUT we love love loved Alan's little ponytail situation that a toddler could only dream of having!! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An
Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 8) - IVAR, HANG UP THE PHONE!
WHAT AN EPISODE FOR OUR GIRL CARO!!!! And what a LOSS to see mama Chrishell go from the castle!! This episode contained one of the funniest challenge moments!!!! WE LOVE THIS SHOW!! Also as we record this one, Ash is in LA visiting Dougie (we get a mini cameo from the superstar himself!!) and Hayley remains in Melbytown with mama Pud somewhere nearby. You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly epi
4.21: Ding Dong Bell Sounds Like CRAP
As they rewatch season 4 episode 21 of PLL "She's Come Undone", Toburky has a big ep as he learns about the culinary delight of the cronut - he also delivers both the line AND title of ep (although you'll need to listen to hear the ridiculous NSFW spiritual title of ep). You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdult
Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 7) - Tuzza of Tezza
It's time to discuss the most BONKERS episode of season 3 of Traitors US TO DATE AHHHH!!!! We're deep in the Tuzza of Tezza losing our minds at Danielle while learning that Hayley and Gaby are Ganglion Cyst-er Traitors. Also, Ash says "Dylan A-Eggfron" and "B in B" (Bugs In Bum) AHHHHHH TEAM CARO!!!!! ROB THE QUEEN!! MAMMA MIA!! You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly episodes on the Call An Ad
4.20: Carnivores Delight (Blaze)
As they recap season 4 episode 20 of PLL "Free Fall", they discover Ezra's secret smoked meats are not the only things being blazed - so are Ash and Hayley!!!! For this long awaited episode (CHAIRLIFT!!!!!!) they light up in honour of Flopzra getting caught OOT, discover some Norristown canon/Andrew Cunanan and get obsessed with Victoria Slaystings' ability to get to a country club dinner in 5 min
Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 6) - Gobbus
Here we are recapping Traitors US season 3 episode 6 where we must yell GO CARO, GO and must tsk tsk at Danielle HARD CORE. Also, we jadore the baffoon edit Tom Sandoval is getting and say RIP to Bob H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 5) - The Scoffin Theory
HELLO WE ARE HERE TO REPORT ON THIS CULTURAL MOMENT WHERE A GROWN MAN REFERRED TO HIMSELF AS VOLDEMORT IN A POSITIVE TONE ON THE GREATEST INTERNATIONAL STAGE!!!!!!! We watched The Traitors US (Season 3 episode 5) and WOOF it was a wild one. We have coined the phrase Turret of Terror™© and are Team Caro!! We love Dylan Efron!! And we have an iconic HAT WATCH - what a time to be alive. Hosted on Aca
Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episode 4)
An absolutely BONKERS episode of The Traitors US (season 3, episode 4) that Hayley is gagguing at and Ashley accidentally missed the climactic end for?! Her real time discovery of how this episode ends unfolds ON POD! A moment in journalism!! A moment in media!!! A moment in HERSTORY!!!!!!!!!!!! We'll be popping these recaps into our regular feed (amongst our regular fortnightly episodes) as the s
4.19: Gorgeously Useless (Guseless)
While recapping season 4 episode 19 of PLL, "Shadow Play", Hayley and Ashley revel in the absolute ludicrous idea that is the black and white episode. Putting themselves in grayscale to match the hallucinatory ep, they fixate on the "muamua" noise from Dark Horse and return to the general PLLLCCU (Pretty Little Liars Literal Cinema Cinematic Universe). You can also WATCH our regular fortnightly
Traitors US Season 3 Recap (Episodes 1, 2 & 3)
SURPRISE! What is as terrifying and treacherous as teenage girls getting anonymous, threatening texts from unknown number? A cloaked band of murderers, of course! We're THRILLED the Traitors is back so we got together to gab about season 3 (episodes 1, 2 & 3)!!!!!! We love Traitors and are so happy to see Alan Cumming being an icon again! This seasons cast include legends Chrishelle Stause, Bo
4.18: Post Office Betwixt My Teeth
While watching season 4 episode 18 of PLL “Hot For Teacher”, Ashley and Hayley continue to be possessed by the spirit of a Kermit-forward Lin Manuel Miranda. Amidst the chaos of Megan THEE Chickpea Scene, they maintain the opinion that Bywrong Fish Lips The Nutty Big Butty Professor Montcumery is in fact, the only good man in Rosewood. You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An
4.17: Busy Biebercrits
While recapping season 4 episode 17 of PLL, “Bite Your Tongue” Ashley and Hayley really ponder on Poop or Scoop. They also realise Mike looks like a Porcelain King and that the only way to sing Hamilton is with a Kermit voice. Mona oop! You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant more Call An Adult? Come join our Dol
4.16: TOBURKY GET GAGGU
As they recap PLL season 4 episode 16 “Close Encounters”, Hayley and Ash realise their ridiculous Andrew Cunanically used colloquialisms are their own language (which they encourage listeners to suggest a name for). They also accuse everyone in Rosewood being a c*mlord. You can also WATCH our regular weekly episodes on the Call An Adult YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@CallAnAdultWant mor
4.15: The Bev Chronicles
As they rewatch PLL season 4 episode 15 ""Love ShAck, Baby"", Ashley and Hayley become obsessed with a featured extra who was born for the screen - a scene-stealing starlet named Bev. They also want to vom at Ezria's DISGOOSTIN' little hand dance, and unfortunately, Toburky Give Ick (and Toburky In Tank!) Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4.14: A Buttercream In Sheep's Clothing
While recapping season 4 episode 14 of PLL "Who's in The Box?" Hayley and Ashley go OFF about Australian toilet water not being weird for flushing anticlockwise. They also continue to expand the ever-ridiculous Call An Adult Andrew Cunanan (or canon, if you're borzo) by saying "Ding Dong Decladongbell, sounds like that", another word salad to add to the collection. You can also WATCH our regular w
4:13: Eyeaster Egg (with Ally Sheehan)
In order to recap the harrowing backdoor pilot extravaganza of season 4 off PLL "Grave New World", Ashley and Hayley call on pod pal Ally Sheehan to celebrate the one who Alison Fears Most (sharting - that's what she fears most, of course). In this eyeaster egg filled ep, one must celebrate the flombo that is Emria, and we beg that Ally's Uber driver Brett contact us PLEASE BRETT. You can also WAT
4.12: The M(A)LE Perspective (with Dale Anderson)
Ash & Hayley recap PLL season 4 episode 12 "Now You See Me, Now You Don't", but they're not alone - D(A)LE himself is back to enlighten the girlies on how a man watches PLL (finally), the refraid "come along little dawgy" makes its return and the culture celebrates all things Marcia Clark (oh, and a pretty big "A" reveal happens in the actual episode, did we mention that?) You can also WATCH o
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