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Paddy Will Help

Paddy Young | Fumblerooski 2 Episodes Oct 14, 2026

Paddy Young, host of SNL UK's Weekend Update, offers the best worst advice on the internet. He helps callers with problems they don't yet know they have, supported by man-on-the-street Adam Flood. Listeners can send in their problems and join the Patreon for more.

Episodes

14. Do you even Finance, bro?
14. Do you even Finance, bro? Oct 14, 2026 2783 Paddy Will Help - Episode 14 with Finlay Christie  This week Paddy fixes the economy by finally printing Mo Money. Joined, as always, by Finlay Christie and Passenger Princess, Ed Night, they help with all thing Financial. Co-worker paid more than you? Husband ranking up fines? Dad spending your inheritance on sex toys? Paddy, Finlay and Ed solve all these problems and more.    T
13. Mukbang with Ed Night
13. Mukbang with Ed Night Oct 7, 2026 3012 Paddy Will Help - Ep.13 Ed Night Food, glory holes food, or however the song goes. Yes this week Paddy is helping with all thing Ed-able. Coworker stinking up the microwave? Neighbours throwing food at you? Gout? Paddy and Ed solve all these problems and more, while Adam Flood watches them from the muckbang chair. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.c
12. Getting dates in Games Workshop, with Helen Bauer
12. Getting dates in Games Workshop, with Helen Bauer Sep 30, 2026 3765 This week Paddy helps you go on dates with guest Helen Bauer. Struggling to find love in the digital age? Looser, just get an AI partner; or tune into this week’s episode of Paddy Will Help. Have all your dating problems put to rest by Scarborough's answer to Casanova   The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share
11. Pimp My Ride with Emma Sidi
11. Pimp My Ride with Emma Sidi Sep 23, 2026 3620 Life’s about the journey, and Emma Sidi hasn’t stopped believing. Buckle in because this week this week Paddy and Emma help with all things transport The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help Chapters 00:00 Are we there yet?  04:29 Subconsciously Running late 07:
10. Honk shoo on that thing with Jack Shep
10. Honk shoo on that thing with Jack Shep Sep 16, 2026 3308 This week Paddy helps you sleep, with Jack Shep. They are solving your problems from a to Zzzz. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:00 - Jack Shep 02:25 – Don’t talk to me till I’ve had my cum   06:00 – The Body keeps the sco
09. Ed Night and the Nasty Neighbour
09. Ed Night and the Nasty Neighbour Sep 9, 2026 3455 A stranger is just a neighbour you haven’t met yet, and boy are they strange. As always Paddy is joined by his metaphorical neighbour Ed Night, to help settle your problems with the person next door. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Learn more about
08. Janine Harouni on Phobias: Beans, Birds and Being Loved
08. Janine Harouni on Phobias: Beans, Birds and Being Loved Sep 2, 2026 2945 Paddy Will Help - Ep.8 Nothing to be scared of, or is there…? This week Paddy and Janine Harouni help our long-suffering callers overcome their fears of beans, birds and passing of time, while Paddy confronts his fear of being loved. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters:
07. Horatio Gould; everyday is a gift (from Amazon Prime)
07. Horatio Gould; everyday is a gift (from Amazon Prime) Aug 26, 2026 3286 Paddy Will Help - Gifts - Ep.7 This week, we’re talking about gifts. Presents you give without expecting anything in return. Join Paddy and Horatio as they discover the real gift was the friends made along the way… and a 10 inch dildo. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help Chapters; 00:0
06. Ed Night and the middle-class rapper
06. Ed Night and the middle-class rapper Aug 19, 2026 3773 Paddy Will Help - Useless Friends - Ep6 Paddy's most use**** friend - Ed Night - joins Paddy on the couch to sign a rapper against all advice. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠https://form.paddywill.help⁠⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
05. The incredible housemate of Bebe Cave
05. The incredible housemate of Bebe Cave Aug 12, 2026 3205 We've learnt to live with foreigners but can't we live with ourselves? Bebe Cave joins Paddy and with their collective understanding of living with each other - to help the less fortunate in their own living situations... The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choic
04. Mike Rice on the beaches...
04. Mike Rice on the beaches... Aug 5, 2026 3512 Mike Rice... the legend on Spanish beaches and British treasures. We're here to help with Living Abroad - and in the meantime Adam Flood gets the travel itch to see how he can support. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
03. Weddings with Ed Night - unmarried and here to help
03. Weddings with Ed Night - unmarried and here to help Jul 29, 2026 3412 Friend of the pod - Ed Night drops by to help Paddy with wedding problems. From unaffordable requests to rich-girl problems. Paddy is here to help! With Adam Flood back chasing down a ring bearer at his favourite haunt. The best worst advice on the internet. Join our patreon - ⁠⁠patreon.com/paddywillhelp⁠⁠ and share your problems - ⁠⁠form.paddywill.help⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Vis

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