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Let's Call It Nothing

Let's Call It Nothing

Let's Call It Nothing 173 Episodes May 26, 2026

A podcast where three former fangirls, who are still fangirls at heart, reflect on the tales of their youth, specifically teen fiction and films from the 2000s and 2010s. Currently, they are discussing the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer. New episodes every Tuesday.

Episodes

Okay, Stephenie...what now?
Okay, Stephenie...what now? May 26, 2026 01:08:17 Today, we're wrapping up the Twilight Saga with the last bit of Breaking Dawn. This episode features rage bait, suspicious sounding aliases, the vampire group chat, the Volturi synchronized swimming, and a fight scene that doesn't happen. We also reveal what we are covering next season! New episodes will be coming later this summer! In the meantime, remember to follow us on TikTok and Inst
You are WRONG!
You are WRONG! May 5, 2026 01:00:07 Today we're covering more of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. Bella is a professional vampire; Renesmee is a creepy toddler; Alice is a klutz; Edward would cry if he could; Jacob reveals himself to Charlie; and basically, the world is full of things. Next week, we will be wrapping up Breaking Dawn!
What's the opposite of "the chills"?...The "ick"
What's the opposite of "the chills"?...The "ick" Apr 28, 2026 00:51:42 Today, we are continuing our discussion of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer by wrapping up Part II. Emmett is Goldilocks; Edward could've been an asset in sooo much scientific research; everyone needs to LEAVE LEAH ALONE; someone questions "is this play about us?"; Rigatoni arrives "Alien Style"; and we can't get past what Stephenie did. For the next two weeks, we will
We're All Wrong at Some Point...
We're All Wrong at Some Point... Apr 14, 2026 00:56:03 We're back with Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. Seth and Edward are besties; Edward and Bella do the damn thing; Bella finally gets what she wants; vampires are silly; there's some plot convenience and misremembering; and Edward makes an awkward proposition. Next week, we will be covering the rest of part 2! In the meantime, follow us on Instagram and Tiktok.
The Greatest Love Story of All Time
The Greatest Love Story of All Time Mar 26, 2026 00:45:06 Today, we're back with the "Greatest Love Story of All Time"! (This time, its not Twilight...). Listen as Peyton rants about the 2026 "adaptation" of Wuthering Heights and all of its misguided obscurity and misplaced hype. NEXT WEEK, we will (finally) be back with our coverage of Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer! In the meantime, keep up with us on Instagram and Tiktok!
Finding the Spectrum
Finding the Spectrum Mar 3, 2026 01:33:38 We're back! And we're here to yap and catch up. In this episode, we discuss the ice storm of 2026, how birds aren't real, the slump of the century, Peyton's fun facts, the Winter Olympics, Bridgerton, and true crime documentaries. Basically, it's always unsolicited, AND it all comes back to holes. Next week, Peyton will be ranting about Wuthering Heights. Then, we'll be bac
Stephenie Did This on Purpose
Stephenie Did This on Purpose Feb 5, 2026 00:57:09 In today's episode, we are wrapping up Eclipse. Basically, we hate everyone. Jacob makes his big confession; Bella takes a huge L; Edward is the pettiest; and family game night at the Cullens would be wild. Our coverage of Breaking Dawn will be coming very soon! In the meantime, you can keep up with us on Instagram and Tiktok!
I Am So Sick of People
I Am So Sick of People Jan 29, 2026 01:03:42 Today we're talking about our 2026 goals and Ch. 14-20 of Eclipse. This year, we're focusing on finding books we love and setting up for new ventures. In the Twilight universe, everyone's taking some L's, but we're most disappointed in Charlie. Bella has an outfit crisis and is still a bad friend. Jacob can't understand the word "no". Jasper is simply a pragmatist
2025--I kind of forgot about her...
2025--I kind of forgot about her... Jan 21, 2026 01:29:27 Today, we're discussing our 2025 wrapped! From favorite shows, movies, and docuseries to favorite books, books that surprised us, and all the disappointments--we're not sure if the year was memorable, but it sure happened! Next week, we will be discussing chapters Eclipse chapter 14-20.
Heated Things & A Stranger Rivalry
Heated Things & A Stranger Rivalry Jan 8, 2026 01:12:21 Welcome to the cottage! And the Upside Down? Today, Reba and Caitlin are discussing their current obsessions: Heated Rivalry and the final season of Stranger Things. FULL SPOILERS AHEAD. (But also...we might've gotten the ending wrong...) Next week, we will be diving into our 2026 goals and 2025 wrap up. Then, we will be finishing up Eclipse!
I Will Never Be a Dad
I Will Never Be a Dad Dec 16, 2025 01:30:28 Today, we're discussing Eclipse Ch. 7-13. There are so many backstories; we find Edward's one redeeming quality; "she's only pretty because she has a man"; Charlie's taking some L's; this is the most disgusting aspect of the series; Stephenie's making up legends about a real group of people; and we have found the best crackship ever. We will be taking a mini break
Toxic, but not full Britney
Toxic, but not full Britney Dec 12, 2025 01:12:55 In today's episode we are discussing Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer. We ramble about iconic DCOMs and our bookstore business dreams. Then, we get into the nitty-gritting. Bella has zero self-awareness (shocker); Charlie is obviously team Jacob; Edward continues to be insufferable; and we unfortunately learn about imprinting. Oh, and remember, it's not science...it's Sandra Bullock. Next week, we will

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