Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama
Mike and Dylan dive into listener-submitted stories and Reddit AITA posts about workplace catastrophes, relationship disasters, family feuds, and social media meltdowns. They offer brutal honesty, questionable advice, and jokes about the chaos. The hosts have ADHD, which they say explains the show's name. It's not therapy—just two guys making content out of drama.
Episodes
Bye Bye Butterfree: Ridiculous Tangents and a Not Goodbye | MADHD EP106 | Wild Comedy Podcast |
💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on PatreonSomehow the funniest episode of Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama is also the one where they announce the hiatus.It starts with a Pokemon cold open that has no business hitting as hard as it does, and then immediately falls apart into everything this show has always been. Mike gets emotionally compromised by a butterfly. Dylan explains Duck Hunt with t
Aliens, Butthole Sunning, and Batman Takes | MADHD EP105 |
💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan go completely off the rails this week, roasting everything from alien science to Lexington barbecue with zero filter and no chill. What starts as a World Cup prediction spins into a cursed power ranking, then a full-blown argument about whether aliens have to look like us, and somehow lands on a serious plan to sun their buttholes
North Carolina Almost Got Nuked in 1961 | MADHD EP104 |
Mike, Dylan, and Russell crack up covering the nuclear bomb that almost wiped out North Carolina. Pure comedy chaos from minute one.They came in hot with a plan to cover the 1961 Goldsboro nuclear incident, where a B-52 crashed over North Carolina carrying two atomic bombs that came terrifyingly close to detonating. What followed was something no history teacher has ever experienced and absolutely
3 Dudes Discuss Scary Stories & Tales of Ghost Encounters | MADHD EP103 |
💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike, Dylan, and Russell started this episode planning to talk about North Carolina paranormal stories. They ended up going somewhere none of them expected. Between Dylan's solo Christmas Eve trip to Lydia's Bridge in Jamestown (where he found a pile of bloody Halloween clothes and immediately posted to Reddit), a ghost hunting session cut short
Richard Paint Mysteries and Other Masterpieces from Our Youth | MADHD EP102 |
💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on PatreonFunny doesn't even begin to cover what happens when a third guy enters the room. Mike and Dylan welcome Russell to the mic, and it takes about four minutes before the wheels fall completely off.Russell's backstory alone is chaos: a half-finished bio, a very bad employment decision made right after joining the crew. From there, things esc
Off the Rails: Mike and Dylan Spiral Through Everything | MADHD EP101 |
💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan completely lose it over dueling Michael Jackson impersonators, a guy literally named Jeff Epstein booking the nation's 250th national celebration, and the most chaotic auto parts story ever heard. This is comedy with zero filter and even less of a plan.Episode 101 is the off-the-cuff one. Mike and Dylan tear into the White Hou
Certified Chaos: Our 48 Hour Film Festival with Russell | MADHD EP100 |
💜 Get your Ad Free & BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan recap their 48 Hour Film Festival experience and editor Russell is finally here in person to make it worse...For Episode 100, the guys brought in their editor Russell to do a full behind-the-scenes breakdown of their short film Be Alpha, a comedy they had to write, shoot, and edit in a single weekend. What followed was a script-wr
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💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonYou should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon BONUS EPISODES
"My Favorite Color Is Seven" | MADHD EP98 |
💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan go completely off over a Tuesday strip club, an acid trip gone sideways, and a church shut-in that nobody was emotionally ready for...You should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE S
Tighty Whitey WARRIOR!!! | MADHD EP97 |
💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan crack up over a guy who strips to tighty-whities before EVERY fight and that's somehow not even the most unhinged thing in this episode.In Episode 97, the guys go off on: Ryan cut off his toxic alcoholic parents after they spent years trashing his wife and his military service and he hasn't heard from them since. Mike has feelings. Viol
The Most Legendary Bathroom Disaster We've Ever Heard | MADHD EP96 |
💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan read the most legendary bathroom disaster story in podcast history and that's not even where this episode starts.Fat Thundercat is back with a wild update that goes way deeper than the original cheating saga including a rib-breaking reveal nobody saw coming. Then Ricky from Oklahoma sends in a heartfelt single-dad story that genuinely hits.
MOST INSANE Fishing Rescue Story EVER!!! | MADHD EP95 |
💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan completely lose it over a hefty fisherman who got towed to shore like a freshly-speared walrus and that's just the FIRST story on this comedy podcast.Episode 95 of Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama opens with the guys breaking down their chaotic weekend short film shoot (no shot list, full mayhem), before diving into one of the funniest listener
A Wild Ride | MADHD EP94 |
💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan lose it over some crazy listener stories that somehow keep escalating. First: Diane's soon-to-be ex-husband who slept in the backseat of his truck waiting for her at work shifts, built a nursery alone, and waited 27 hours in a hospital lobby and she's asking if she's the asshole for wanting to leave him. Then they catch live ChatGPT
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💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonYou should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon BONUS EPISODES
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💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonYou should also check out our Reddit focused comedy podcast "2 Daddies Judging Baddies" or you can stick with MADHD for the deep dives and rambling personal stories they're known for.SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon BONUS EPISODES
Sister Cuts Herself From Parents Will & More Chaos| Comedy Podcast | MADHD EP91 |
Certified chaos from start to finish — Mike and Dylan go completely off on every story this episode, and absolutely none of it goes how you'd expect.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonA brother who disowned his mom and sister after a predator situation nobody did anything about.A listener's sister who, after one confrontation, stopped talking to the entire family, filed for divorce,
A Lamp Story, a Dead Sugar Daddy, and a Snapchat Girlfriend | Comedy Podcast | MADHD EP90 |
Mike and Dylan completely lose it over one of the wildest episode lineups they've ever had — and they are not sorry about any of it.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonIt starts with JB — an SVU prosecutor who listens to this podcast as a mental timeout from prosecuting pedophiles and murderers. Which honestly? Fair. Then it's off to a man who gets knocked out by a 325-pound football pl
Lawn Clippings, A Knife & Parents Jumping Out of Cars | Comedy Podcast | MADHD EP89 |
Mike and Dylan completely lose it over a fake weed brawl that ends with someone's parents jumping out of a car — over lawn clippings.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonEpisode 89 is a certified chaotic ride from front to back. There's a listener named Mike Sex Tape with a serious academic question about MILFs, a dad with a baseball bat who shows up to avenge fake weed, and nine years i
ROASTING Some WILD Listener Stories | Comedy Podcast | MADHD EP88 |
This week Mike and Dylan are back with a chaotic mix of listener updates and stories that somehow get more unhinged by the minute.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonA returning listener checks in after a two-month nose candy bender (and a very productive Uber driving side hustle). A dad forces his allergic kid to eat peanut M&Ms to "prove" the allergy is fake — spoiler: it wasn
Roasting Tight Shirts, Deadbeat Dads, and Toxic Exes | MADHD 87 |
Comedians Mike and Dylan react to the wildest listener submissions — deadbeat dads, threesome origin story LIES, and first-time coke chaos.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonThis week's episode has everything: a coworker roasted into losing weight, a heartbreaking-but-hilarious letter written by an 8-year-old to his absent dad, and parents who told the entire extended family their daughter
Funny Guys React: Gingivitis Ended a 5-Year Relationship | MADHD EP86 |
Comedians Mike & Dylan lose it reacting to the wildest listener stories and most unhinged Reddit advice drama — submit or be destroyed.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan can't stop laughing this episode — and honestly, neither will you. A listener went on a "gaycation" (a vacation so lame it earned the name), heard Mike's voice in his head, and things spi
Family OVERSTEPPING Boundaries & Other WILD Advice | MADHD EP85 |
Mike and Dylan joke about some the crazy Reddit advice submissions — dead neighbors, wrong psych meds, ex's gross panties & a Plenty of Fish stalker.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan are back with their finest collection of unhinged Reddit drama this side of the internet. We've got a 28-year-old whose MOM forwarded his therapist letter to his brother — then the sist
Military Affair Gone WILD - Listener Submission | MADHD EP84 |
Mike and Dylan lose it over the most chaotic listener submissions - from military affairs to kids calling Crime Stoppers on Christmas morning.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan can't believe these wild stories in this hilarious episode! Watch two dads react to unhinged family drama, military relationship chaos, and the most awkward parenting questions you've ever heard.T
SPOILED Teen Bullies POOR KID - Stepmom Calls Her OUT! | MADHD EP83 |
In this wild episode, Mike and Dylan react to two submissions that had them absolutely dying.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonFirst up: a listener shares how the podcast literally changed their 20-year marriage (yes, THAT way), and the guys can't believe they're "responsible for a big OH." Then things get SPICY with an AITA story about a stepmom who called her husband's
🔥Dad Threatens to BURN DOWN Trailer LISTENER SUBMISSIONS!!! | MADHD EP82 |
Mike and Dylan crack up over this New Year's Eve story involving a diabetic dad, lighter fluid, and a T-ball bat showdown. This week's episode of Mike and Dylan HATE Drama proves family chaos hits different when told by 2 jackasses with microphones.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonWhat makes this episode hilarious: Mike and Dylan react to listener SkiDaddy's story about his dad threatening t
Creativity & Cheeks | MADHD EP81 |
Mike and Dylan are back with their most chaotic conversation yet. What starts as planning a podcast meetup at the Greensboro Coliseum (with just a Bluetooth speaker, naturally) turns into an hour-long debate about Stranger Things, creative burnout, and whether the word "cheeks" is an acceptable part of modern vocabulary.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonWatch Mike defend his use of
PSA to Listeners & Chaotic Conversations | MADHD EP80 |
We start with a PSA about podcast boundaries, then dive deep into roasting the comedy industry, sharing wild takes on current events, and wrapping up with a surprisingly real message about critical thinking.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonThis episode is pure chaos as Mike and Dylan go from discussing dark comedy boundaries and the current comedy scene. They share hilarious satirical takes
Childhood Bullies & Taylor Swift Dreams | MADHD EP79 |
Mike and Dylan tackle the wildest listener submissions yet — from childhood bullies to Dylan's wild Taylor Swift dream.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan dive into chaos with five viewer submissions that go completely off the rails. Mike shares the story of his bizarre childhood bully Chris (who called him "Dyke"), they debate the perfect jury selection method using Kanye West,
💩The Doo-Doo Bandit... Mike Helps Catch The Suspect | MADHD EP78 |
Mike and Dylan can't stop laughing at the most CRAZIEST workplace mystery and wedding drama we've ever heard! Join the chaos as we react to...💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonIn this hilarious episode, we dive into the case of the "Doo-Doo Bandit" - a serial workplace poo chaos artist terrorizing a Central NC factory. Mike shares his own wild experience with a similar situa
🥴Stepfather Drama: Listener Submission | MADHD EP77 |
Mike and Dylan can't believe this insane listener story about a toxic stepfather situation, then dive into the wildest political takes.💜 Get your BONUS EPISODES on PatreonMike and Dylan lose it over a listener's unhinged family drama involving a drunk stepfather, toxic mom dynamics, and the wildest confrontation you'll hear this week. From there, they spiral into hilarious political
🫨WILD Viewer Submitted Stories | MADHD EP76 |
Mike and Dylan react to the wildest viewer submissions including a shocking pistol whipping twist, workplace safety nightmares, and relationship chaos that'll make you grateful for your own drama-free life!Get exclusive bonus episodes of the podcasts!💜 Patreon BONUS EPISODESThis episode is PACKED with unhinged stories that had us losing it -
"Grandma Would Be DISAPPOINTED" Listener Submission | Comedy Podcast Chaos | MADHD EP75 |
Mike and Dylan lose it over college party chaos, wild drug stories, and the most ridiculous parent drama involving weed. Comedy podcast at its finest!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODESMike and Dylan can't believe the stories in this episode - from Dylan's college days befriending a Spanish-speaking neighbor with nothing but "Como se dice
The Most UNHINGED TV Show Rant | Welcome to Derry | MADHD EP74 |
Mike and Dylan lose it over HBO's Welcome to Derry disaster, then dive into wild political hot takes and K-Dog's Reddit submissions.Mike and Dylan can't contain themselves in this chaotic episode. Mike delivers an epic 20-minute roast of HBO's Welcome to Derry (seriously, "Pickle Dad" is real), they debate manifestation vs. magic in football, and somehow end up on a massi
Can Men & Women be JUST FRIENDS?!?! | MADHD EP73 |
A listener got unsolicited dick pics from an old friend—and we spiral into toxic coworkers, Carmen Electra thirst traps, and whether guys and girls can actually be friends. 👇This week on Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama: First, Jess 34F writes in about her nightmare coworker who failed their licensing exam and now can't legally do the job she was hired for—but still tries to boss everyone around.The
Drift Theory, Disney Trauma, and the Great Jelly Debate | Are You Switching Universes Every Night? | MADHD EP72 |
Ever heard of Drift Theory? It says you're not dreaming—you're switching universes every night. Mike and Dylan dive deep into this wild conspiracy theory. What do YOU think happens when you dream? 👇Mike and Dylan explore one of the wildest conspiracy theories on the internet: Drift Theory. According to this mind-bending concept, your dreams aren't dreams at all—they're a loading sc
Dylan Attempts to CONVERT Mike to FLAT EARTH | MADHD EP71 |
Mike and Dylan start this episode at the ungodly hour of 9:30 AM (according to Mike), and things immediately go off the rails. What begins as an innocent Aurora Borealis hunting expedition to the depressing wasteland of Thomasville, NC quickly devolves into conversations about flat earthers, conspiracy theories, and the difference between real shadiness and complete bullshit.They compare Thomasvil
Pure Chaos - AI, Christian Rock, Jackass Pranks & Dylan's House Disaster | MADHD EP70 |
Sometimes the best episodes are the ones where we just let the chaos happen. No structure, no plan, just Mike and Dylan shooting the sh!t about whatever comes to mind.This week: Dylan reveals his Christian rock band past (yes, really), we debate whether AI is actually destroying society or helping broke podcasters, Mike shares his juggalo high school years, and somehow we end up deep in CKY prank
I Watched Racism Happen Live in Court | MADHD EP69 |
Ever try to help your kid with homework only to have them argue you're completely wrong? Mike shares a hilarious (and painfully relatable) story about helping his teenage daughter with 6th-grade math that perfectly captures the sass and attitude of parenting teens. But it goes deeper than just eye rolls—Dylan brings up a parenting podcast that changed his perspective on how constantly correcti
TOXIC Mothers, SEGS Party Debates & The Time Cube Conspiracy WILD EPISODE | MADHD EP68 |
Welcome back to Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama! Today we're tackling THREE wild submissions that'll make you question everything.🚨 TOXIC MOTHER DILEMMA: A listener asks whether to cut off her toxic mom who abandoned her kids, is mean to her family, and dismissed her childhood sexual abuse with "that was forever ago." Mike and Dylan give their brutally honest take on when enough is en
We Have A HOMELESS CRISIS in America (Especially in Lexington, NC) | MADHD EP67 |
On this episode we discuss the homeless man with TWO hunting knives injecting heroin in the alleyway where Dylan's wife and daughter walk regularly. This isn't just about us anymore - it's about keeping our families safe.In this episode, Mike and Dylan discuss the escalating homeless crisis in Lexington North Carolina, the dangers of catch-and-release policies, and why small towns are
We Won BEST Supporting Actor!?!?! | MADHD EP66 |
Mike just won Best Supporting Actor... except he was the LEAD in the film. In this wild episode, we break down the awkwardness of watching yourself act, the film festival award ceremony, and why Mike's double negative haunts him to this day.Dylan and Mike dive into what makes comedy acting work (spoiler: it's all about reps and not overthinking), why locked-off shots don't win cinemato
My Stepsister CURSED My Ex-Girlfriend [+SHOCKING Family Secrets] | MADHD EP65 |
What starts as a wild story about witchcraft and hexes takes a dark turn when Mike opens up about uncovering disturbing family secrets. In this raw and unfiltered episode, Mike reads a listener submission whose stepsister literally cursed his ex-girlfriend—but that's just the beginning.This episode gets REAL as Mike discusses painful childhood memories and realizes the truth about a predatory
Two Guys Destroy Your Favorite Scary Movies 🎃 Top 100 Horror Movies | MADHD EP64 |
Happy Halloween from Mike and Dylan! 🎃 We're diving deep into what we thought was Rotten Tomatoes' Top 100 Horror Movies list (it ended up being Avalon Free Public Library's top 100 list made by Sean Farrell) and we hold nothing back. From the Saw franchise's confusing plot to M. Night Shyamalan's obsession with twist endings, we're sharing our honest (and probably controve
Do Dogs Have A Soul? | MADHD EP63 |
A listener asks if he should join the Army and Mike immediately says "DON'T"... but then spend an hour explaining why war, religion, and politics are all connected in the messiest way possible.This episode goes DEEP. What starts as military advice turns into an unfiltered discussion about global conflicts, why organized religion might be keeping you controlled, & whether your dog
How I Got SAVED at an Amway Convention?! | MADHD EP62 |
We're calling it quits... well, sort of. After years of grinding on TikTok, YouTube, and every other platform, Mike and Dylan are officially retiring from content creation—EXCEPT for this podcast. They're breaking down why platforms stopped paying them while still making millions off their content, and sharing the absolute chaos that led to this decision.Plus: Dylan reveals the WILDEST story about
From Alpha Males to Apocalypse: Our Most CONTROVERSIAL Episode | MADHD EP61 |
*Audio gets bad around 01:24:25 due to the camera running out of battery that our mics feed into... That's Dylan's bad... SORRY!*Mike and Dylan return to address a "constructive" comment from an alpha male listener who took issue with their Tom McDonald/Andrew Tate episode. What starts as a response to internet tough guys spirals into one of their most passionate political discus
Protecting Your Son from Andrew Tate, The Dax Problem & Lame 'Alpha Male' Culture | MADHD EP60 |
Mike and Dylan tackle one of the most important questions for modern fathers: How do you raise a son who doesn't fall into the Andrew Tate alpha male trap? What starts as parenting advice evolves into a deep dive on why songs like Dax's "To Be a Man" are actually dangerous, why coworker music is ruining rap, and the real story behind Tory Lanez making Dax apologize at gunpoint.Th
Ghost Stories, Cancel Culture & Brutal Dating Advice | MADHD EP59 |
Ever wonder why you're still single? Mike and Dylan break down a WILD listener story about trading intimacy for fast food and gas money, then dive deep into what actually works when approaching women. From card shop confessions to party game strategies, they reveal why "being yourself" is harder (and more important) than you think.Plus: Ricky from Oklahoma's genuinely creepy ghos
Prison Romance Murder Plot, Mushroom Disasters | MADHD EP58 |
Ever wonder what happens when your married grandma meets her boyfriend in a mental hospital? Yeah, us neither—until we read THIS story. We've got actual newspaper articles from 1995 detailing how one listener's grandma orchestrated her husband's murder using MULTIPLE prison inmates she was romantically involved with. Plus, Mike goes OFF on the Joe Rogan comedy universe, we break down t
Political Neighbors Clash, Home Invasions, & Fishy Love Interests | MADHD EP57 |
This episode goes WILD. We start with Emily's story about her MAGA QAnon relatives living next door to the local Democratic Party leader - and things escalate FAST when her uncle starts literally listening at windows. Then we dive deep into why Americans can't stop fighting about politics (spoiler: we're all exhausting).But the REAL drama hits when a listener shares his terrifying home
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She BURNED Down Cities Using BIRDS [Medieval Revenge] | MADHD EP56 |
Two mind-bending stories that'll make you question everything: A man tries mushrooms and suddenly believes he met God, completely shifting from atheist to believer. But should he join a church now?Plus, someone accidentally discovers their brother has been living a lie his entire life - his dad isn't actually his biological father.Then Mike and Dylan dive deep into the brutal medieval stor
PlayStation Browser Disasters, Family Betrayals, and Crazy Neighbors | MADHD EP55 |
The chaos is just beginning. A listener shares how a PlayStation browser mistake earned him the nickname "Gary Pornhub" in front of his friend's fiancé. But that's nothing compared to what comes next...Ricky from Oklahoma drops a BOMBSHELL confession about his brother's ex-wife that will leave you speechless. Then we dive into the most unhinged neighbor story ever - meet Shar
Sky King & Charles Whitman: The Texas Tower Sniper | MADHD EP54 |
Mike and Dylan discuss the 2018 incident involving Richard Russell, who took an unauthorized flight from Seattle-Tacoma Airport. The hosts read from Wikipedia articles and discuss the events, police response, and broader social commentary. The conversation also covers the 1966 University of Texas tower shooting and various political and social topics.Content Warning: This episode contains discussi
Listener Submissions & Some Wild Conspiracies.... | MADHD EP53 |
Too spicy for a normal description....SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHD🫢Join the conversatio
This Podcast RUINS People's Reputations | MADHD EP52 |
Mike and Dylan tackle some of their wildest listener submissions yet. From late-night gas station confrontations to suspected drug relapses, this episode has everything. Plus, find out how their podcast accidentally ruined someone's work commute good deed and made someone start biking to avoid the hosts!TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 Opening & 48-Hour Film Festival Plans00:08:10 AITA: Punching a Crac
Love, Lust, & Locked Up | MADHD EP51 |
Mike and Dylan dive into their first themed episode featuring the wildest love stories you've ever heard. From a Reddit mob attack over trying to save someone's life, to a woman whose teddy bear necklace contained her deceased child's ashes - this episode has everything.Listen as they break down handcuff disasters requiring bolt cutters, outdoor hookups gone wrong, and the legendary &q
Office Romance, Defending Wives, & Sage Advice | MADHD EP50 |
Mike and Dylan tackle some heavy relationship questions this week! From decoding mixed signals with a coworker to finding purpose when everything seems perfect, this episode dives into the real stuff that keeps you up at night.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Episode intro00:03:24 - "Decode This Man" - Office romance listener submission00:09:17 - Shane's parking lot confrontation story00:23:45
Booger Sugar Co-Worker, Petty Neighbors & Why Childhood Magic is Dead | MADHD EP49 |
Mike and Dylan tackle workplace nose candy drama, petty neighbor disputes, and dive deep into why modern society has killed childhood magic. When a listener discovers their coworker is doing drugs on company time AND making them drive dangerous equipment, the guys don't hold back on what needs to happen. Plus, a neighbor's contradictory dog yard signs spark a hilarious discussion about law
AKWARD Bedroom Stories | MADHD EP48 |
Mike and Dylan dive deep into a warehouse manager's impossible choice between doubling his salary or keeping precious family time. Plus, the most awkward bedroom stories you've ever heard and why certain movies make grown men cry.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 Opening & YouTube's Cussing Rules00:03:45 Food Wars: White People & Seasoning Drama00:12:00 ADVICE: Should I Take Double Pay But L
Friendship Bracelets, Oil Field Justice & Cam Newton Rants | MADHD EP47 |
When your girlfriend's "best friend" used to share her bed and now they have matching long-distance bracelets that buzz when they think about each other... Houston, we have a problem.Mike and Dylan tackle this relationship red flag plus an oil field worker who literally hit his coworker with a wrench for safety violations.This episode gets REAL about boundaries, workplace justice, an
WORST PODCAST EVER! Our mics were not plugged in. It's 2 hours...I'm posting it... | MADHD EP46 |
Mike and Dylan talk about life, love and....honestly nothing....FOR 2 HOURS WITHOUT THEIR MICs PLUGGED IN. They have to post it. All the ABSOLUTE GOLD and HILARIOUS STORIES can't be lost to time. Tired of dark episodes, Dylan told Mike to "SEND IT, FAT BOY! Just give it a funny name".And Mike will!MADHD is a podcast where ADHD is the guest and the utter lack of controlling it is the
Two Idiots Discuss Ruby Ridge | MADHD EP45 |
This one starts with a bang — or maybe a badly handled siege. Mike and Dylan open the episode fired up after watching a Ruby Ridge documentary, diving headfirst into how government “oopsies” never seem to end in consequences for them, but will absolutely get you hunted down if you slip up.From the botched standoff to media-fueled fear tactics, they unpack how loaded language (“weapons of mass dest
I Shot a HOLE Through the Ceiling | MADHD EP44 |
SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDMike opens up about his darkest moments in this raw, unfiltered episode that takes us from fa
Abusive Relationships, Failed Criminals, and The Truth About Lexington BBQ | MADHD EP43 |
SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDMike and Dylan dive into some absolutely WILD listener submissions this week. From a boss'
Happy Gilmore 2 is TRASH & Pit Bulls Love Toddlers | MADHD EP42 |
SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDWe argue about Magic the Gathering vs Yu-Gi-Oh for 20 minutes straight (yes, really), break d
We Got CANCELED by Patreon Immediately | MADHD EP41 |
SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDPatreon immediately deactivated our account right after launch - but they're STILL taking
Teacher Called The Cops on a 10-Year-Old | MADHD EP40 |
SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDA father faces an impossible decision: his live-in girlfriend or access to his children. Mike
The Guy Who HIRED Me, I Got Em FIRED AITA?!?! | MADHD EP39 |
SUPPORT THE SHOW & GET BONUS CONTENT:Get exclusive bonus episodes of both MADHD & 2DJB podcasts!💜 Patreon/Memberships BONUS EPISODES☕ Buy Me a Coffee (Us... both Mike & Dylan)🎈 Join the Membership on YouTube👕 Get 10% off LaborLama Clothing with code MADHDA listener shares how he got his supervisor fired for sexual harassment after documenting dis
Farmer Making $3/Hour Asks: Should I QUIT? | MADHD EP38 |
Farmer working 16-hour days for $3/hour asks if he should abandon his family's 1837 homestead. Mike's advice? "Put it all on black." Meanwhile, should you warn your sister's rich boyfriend she's toxic? Plus Mike's smoking journey and Dylan's salvia confessions. This episode hits DIFFERENT.From conspiracy theories about agricultural consolidation to hilarious stori
Epstein AI, Gooners, and Gas Station Racism Gone Wrong | MADHD EP37 |
The most unhinged episode yet... Y'all specifically asked for it so deal with it. We dive deep into conspiracies, internet culture, and personal struggles.This episode features raw discussions about AI conspiracies, internet culture wars, personal struggles with addiction, and the boundaries of comedy. Mike shares his journey quitting smoking while Dylan questions everything about modern inter
Wife Hid HERPES for 5 YEARS | MADHD EP36 |
The most explosive episode yet! From hidden STDs to career transformations, Mike and Dylan tackle listener stories that'll leave you speechless.TIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Limp Bizkit Copyright Chaos00:06:00 - Job Choices: Warehouse vs Dealership00:13:00 - Wife's 5-Year Herpes Secret (SHOCKING)00:24:00 - Jimmy Dean's Transgender Date Update00:33:00 - Dealing with Soul-Crushing Jobs00:46:00 -
4 Days Without Nicotine: Our Most Honest Episode Yet
4 days nicotine-free and barely functioning, Mike and Dylan still managed to give brutal relationship advice to struggling listeners. From lazy baby daddies to money-hungry in-laws – no topic is off limits. Raw, honest, and definitely not PC.00:00:00 - Smoking Withdrawal Horror StoriesTIMESTAMPS:00:00:00 - Intro00:09:00 - Storm Survival Without Headlights00:14:00 - Art World vs Working Class Discu
Should You Get Divorced Over Cheating? & Other Listener Advice Submissions | MADHD EP34 |
Mike and Dylan dive into the wildest AITA (Am I The Asshole) stories submitted by listeners, covering everything from marriage betrayal to career decisions. This episode tackles the tough questions: When is divorce justified? Is trade school really worth it? And how do you handle toxic friendships?Key Stories Covered:Divorcing after discovering husband's secret child and affairsFather wanting
Men's Mental Health | MADHD Special |
Two guys who've been through hell share the raw truth about men's mental health that nobody wants to discuss. Mike opens up about his struggle with prescription addiction, financial stress, and the broken refrigerator that taught him everything about perseverance. This isn't your typical self-help BS - it's real talk about depression, suicide statistics, and why 75% of male suicide
Crystal RETURNS!!! With a Wild UPDATE! | MADHD Ep33 |
The most shocking listener update in podcast history. Crystal's friendship drama with Heaven takes a dark turn involving meth, cheating, and revenge that you have to hear to believe.Mike and Dylan provide unfiltered advice on autism and parenting, workplace transitions, and meal prep strategies. This episode tackles tough questions: Can autistic people be good parents? How do you transition fr
Two UNQUALIFIED Guys Give Life Advice YOU ACTUALLY Need | MADHD Ep32 |
Mike and Dylan tackle listener problems with brutally honest advice from two admittedly unqualified but hilarious hosts.Tired of perfect life coaches? Get real talk about family drama, workplace disasters, fake personas, and the struggles of pretending to be someone you're not.This episode covers a 17-year-old's family conflict over trade school vs college, a beer enthusiast trapped in his
He's AFRAID of the SKY?!?! | MADHD Ep 31 |
Mike and Dylan dive deep into mental health struggles, family trauma, and how to survive when life gets dark. In this raw, unfiltered episode, they discuss:Mike's battle with bipolar disorder, agoraphobia, and depressionHow to handle pedophiles in the family (real advice, real stories)Why cutting off toxic family members might save your lifeThe truth about mental illness medication and therapy
Dating Drama, Teen Hygiene & Autism Tips | MADHD Ep 30 |
Two friends tackle dating jealousy, impossible teenagers, and the reality of parenting neurodivergent kids. This episode delivers unfiltered advice on relationships that feel one-sided, teens who refuse basic hygiene, and practical strategies for raising autistic children.TIMESTAMPS:00:09:15 College girlfriend jealousy - when she talks to other guys00:19:30 Teen hygiene battles - effective strateg
FOUND OUT My Dad Isn't My REAL Dad | MADHD Podcast Ep29 |
Two friends tackle life's messiest problems with zero filter and maximum laughs. This episode dives deep into biological father drama, alcoholic friend interventions, and starting your own business when you're stuck in corporate hell.Real advice for real problems: Should you reach out to a biological father who wanted nothing to do with you? How do you stage an intervention for a friend wh
I POOPED My Pants on a Perfect Date (And Other Life Disasters) | MADHD Podcast Ep27 |
Ever wondered why dating feels impossible and parenting advice sounds fake? Mike and Dylan deliver brutally honest life advice that actually works.This episode tackles the real struggles guys face: dating with autism, surviving embarrassing first dates, and being authentic parents instead of Pinterest-perfect frauds. When a listener shares his autism dating struggles, the hosts break down why &quo
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