For Crying Out Loud
Lynette Carolla and Stefanie Wilder-Taylor, two mothers of twins, host a candid and humorous podcast about parenting, marriage, divorce, and everyday life. They share unfiltered experiences and honest conversations, covering topics from relationships to pop culture. The show aims to entertain rather than advise, offering a relatable and lighthearted perspective on the challenges of raising children. New episodes are released on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Episodes
Sorry, Scott Peterson is Hella Guilty
Lynette and Stef talk heatstroke and why you shouldn't tape your friends and put them on TikTok, car breakdowns, Chapman meet-ups and more!Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.Stay fresh and healthy where the A/C can’t reach. For a limited time,
FCOL Old Skool: Patreon Release Mobil Muffin's Dad
So this was an uncomfortable situation!
Introducing Drunk-ish: Zach Noe Towers
This was one of Stef's favorites! You'll love Zach's super fun, super honest, super outrageous tales of drunkeness and of getting sober.
No Bra, No Problem
Lynette and Stef talk about Elby's recent trip to Vegas which reminds them of their trips to Vegas which of course leads to fun drug talk. Plus, Lynette went to a birthday dinner (for her) and got gasoline on her clothes. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying to get personalized, affordable care t
I'm Gonna Need You To Show Some Initiative
How do you know whether to reel it in or reel it all the way out? It's still a learning process even when the kids are grown. Plus, Karen Read updates and a relisten of Scamanda.
FCOL Old Skool: PATREON: The Hell That is Vision Boards
Lynette recounts the pressure she was under to make vision boards and it will take you back!
Introducting Drunkish: Moms and the Big Alcohol Talk
Stefanie is joined by Casey McGuire Davidson and Sara Kaufman-Bradstreet to talk about getting sober after having kids, what our children remember — or thankfully don’t — and how we talk to teenagers about drinking, weed, driving, consent, and all the fun topics that make parenting feel like a hostage negotiation with snacks. They also get into mom wine culture, shame, sober sex, and why quitting
Eff Your Administration Fee
Stef brings an old school major bitch about taking a kid to the pediatrician and Lynette says "hold my beer" and tells us her interaction with CVS.
The Truth About Blake Lively
Lynette and Stef take a deep dive into the Taylor Swift wedding but more importantly, Blake Lively's absence. Stef tells us about Xander's camping trip, they talk about a great Hulu doc plus Lynette gives us the update on the Karen Read dirty cop deposition.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkoutTreat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear o
FCOL Old Skool: I Can't Unsubscribe
It's a funny one from 2022 where we have a lot of complaints about living online!
Drunk-ish with Misti Milner FCOL OG
No she's not sober but she did struggle with anorexia a lot of her life. Her story is a great one to relate to but also to help understand what's going on in a kid's head that starts them down the path of restricting food. And did you read the title? It's Misti Milner!
It's The Big One!
Stefanie celebrates a milestone and isn't happy about it. Both Lynette and Stef share about what they're cooking, how often they're working out and Lynette grosses us out with some red hot cyst talk.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkoutTreat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market. Use our exclusive link to save 20% off Honeyl
But Where Do You Park?
Getting older sucks. Lynette and Stef try to get to the bottom of why they don't feel like doing too much - unless, of course, someone else plans it all out for them!Also if you're in or near Wixom, Michigan head over to our listener Diane's son's Deli called Mira and let them know we sent you for 10% off your bill!Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying to get personalized, affordable
FCOL Old Skool: Our Very First Patreon
We talk about movies and docs and dish the dirt from 10 years ago.
Introduciing Drunk-ish: Our Very Own Rebecca Lubin
It's the cutest FCOL Facebook admin/moderator that you want to put in your pocket: Rebecca Lubin! She's talking alcoholism, munchies addiction and other compulsions PLUS she gives us her best stress relieving tips. You don't want to miss this one!
What If I Can't Find You On Life 360?
Lynette and Stefanie are living parallel lives where both of their sons are trying to go off the grid. Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/crying to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.Also if you're in or near Wixom, Michigan head over to our listener Diane's son's Deli called Mira and let them know we sent you for 10% off your bill!
Okay, Karen Read is Innocent
Lynette's been listening to Turtle Boy and she finally and completely convinces Stefanie of Karen's innocence. Plus! A hot take on an old case: Stef has some interesting feelings about the Jennifer Crumbley (school shooter mom) case.Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/FCOL.
FCOL Old Skool: Patreon! Lynette Gets Busted
Lynette is called into the principal's office.
Introducing Drunk-ish: Like Mother, Like Daughter
Elli Rose had a difficult upbringing, taking care of her mom who also struggled with addiction. But luckily Elli is also funny and a good story teller. Elli's mom is going to be Stefanie's guest very soon so maybe listen to this now so you'll know what the fuck is going on!
It's Not Our Fault, We Have ADHD
In today's episode, we talk about cooking with our kids, Lynette's new house, going to woke elementary schools before it was cool and Bob.Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/FCOL.
Maternal Instincts Gone Very Wrong
Stef goes to a graduation party and spoiler alert: doesn't have that much fun plus they talk about that insane documentary Maternal Instinct, an HBO doozy about a cult of large sized women and the conclusion to a true crime mystery of many years. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout
FCOL Old Skool: Patreon! The Playdate From Hell
Lynette goes into Patreon detail of the bad friend of Natalia who was brought up on an episode a few weeks ago!
Sunrise, Sunset
Don't let the title fool you, this isn't a super sappy episode but Stef's kids did graduate high school and college. And yes, Stef did cry a little but not at what you'd expect. Plus, Telahealth talk and Lynette's trip to Oregon and double plus plus, Lynette has some big news to share!Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout
Shouldn't You Party on Prom Night?
Since Sadie and Xander just had their prom, Stef and Lynette discuss the reality of today's proms vs. how prom was in the 80's/90's and in the movies. Plus, Lyle Lyle has come such a long way and Stef and Lynette revisit the whole damn tear jerking journey to Lyle's happy ending.Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/fcol to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.
FCOL Old Skool: Like Really Old School
Producer Gary explains Uber to a fascinated Stef and Lynette who have very high voices!
Post College Panic
Lynette has some exciting (maybe) house news plus, what are Natalia and Sonny up to next year? Elby is going to be adulting extremely soon and Stef and Lynette have thoughts. They also revisit some old casting stories.Ready to reach your goals? Visit forhers.com/fcol to get personalized, affordable care that gets you.
To Catch a Predator
No this isn't an episode of To Catch a Predator but...Lynette almost nabbed a perp! Plus, PSA put your dogs on a leash and also Lynette sends a very beautiful and deep birthday card.Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOLHero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkoutTreat
FCOL Old Skool: Stef Meets Corinne from the Bachelor
Stef met Corinne from The Bachelor and it didn't go well. This was originally super secret but WHO CARES!!
You're a Better Parent Than You Think
Lots of actual parenting chat in this episode. Stories of great parenting and stories about terrible parenting. Plus, Stef reveals her voting choice that could get her canceled and Adam gets his star on the Walk of Fame.Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOLHero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero
Unpopular Opinion on the Nightmare Upstairs
Lynette and Stefanie both watched the Hulu doc, The Nightmare Upstairs and they feel they might be alone in their take. Also, school is winding down and there are mixed thoughts all around.Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOLLimited Time Offer – Get Huel today with my exclusive offer of 15% OFF online with o
FCOL Old Skool: Lynette and Stef's Very First Episode
What the title says!
Introducing Drunk-ish: Do You Need AA to Get Sober?
Stef's friend Tamara Mello was on Drunk-ish breaking down the truth about AA and if you need it (she doesn't).
Come On Magic Mike!
Lynette goes to the Santa Anita Race Track and gambles on the ponies while Elby's in Vegas for a class trip. Plus, how much is too much when it comes to checking our kids' locations on Life 360 and much much more.Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOLLimited Time Offer – Get Huel today with my exclusive offer
No One Needs That Many Texts
Stef finds a new gyno but there are strings attached, she also serves on a jury and we discuss the Netflix doc Crash. Our listeners can get the Flamingo’s Starter Set for only $7 at ShopFlamingo.com/FCOL. This set includes the Flamingo Original Razor, one 5-blade cartridge, a 1oz Foaming Shave Gel, and a shower holder!Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop
FCOL Old Skool: Stef Guests on The Parent Experiment
Yes, it's OG Stef guesting on Lynette's pod!
Who ARE These People?
Today we catch up with Natalia who's taken up a new scary hobby, we find out what Sadie has planned for the next year but most importantly we revisit the time Lynette dated Jerry Seinfeld!Our listeners can get the Flamingo’s Starter Set for only $7 at ShopFlamingo.com/FCOL. This set includes the Flamingo Original Razor, one 5-blade cartridge, a 1oz Foaming Shave Gel, and a shower holder!Blissy is
Moving To the Suburbs
In today's episode we discuss the lastest in Baldoni vs Blake, some good show recommendations and Stefanie runs into a neighbor which sends her down a not so pleasant memory lane.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOLLimited
Old Skool - Another DRAMATIC READING
Okay, Stef could actually get in trouble for this one so statazit! This was originally on Patreon and the name of the drama company is said multiple times BUT this time Stef is defending them so they probably can't get mad but the mom could.
Drunk-ish: From the I've Had It Podcast - Josh Welch
Though you all might enjoy this episode of Drunk-ish where Josh Welch, husband of Jennifer Welch from the I've Had It pod talks about his multiple rehab stints, almost losing everything and his struggle to get back to a good place.
Is That Margot Robbie?
It's our Tuesday show and we're talking about Mother's Day, Margot Robbie, Lynette's comedy show and prong collars pretty much in that order.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOLLimited Time Offer – Get Huel today with our
No, You Shouldn't Marry a Murderer
Xander commits to a college plus we discuss Should I Marry a Murderer and have so many thoughts also, how many tardies is too many? We're asking for a friend.Get some comfy ass shoes by going to BornShoes.com and save 15% plus get free shipping when you use the code FCOL.Get a cute rug you can spill shit on by going to Tumbleliving.com/FCOL and save 10% plus get free shipping!Treat yourself to gre
Old Skool - Patreon Release DRAMATIC READING
This was a Patreon from 2018 where Stef reads an email exchange from a psycho mom at her kids' elementary school.
Introducing Drunk-ish: Cindy
Yes we know you know about Drunk-ish but here's a recent episode about Cindy that we feel you will enjoy.
Not Funny!
Lynette scored tickets to something fun, Stef already went to see Queen Nation and has a pro-tip plus, Stef and Xander bond over Funny AF and much much more!Get some comfy ass shoes by going to BornShoes.com and save 15% plus get free shipping when you use the code FCOL.Get a cute rug you can spill shit on by going to Tumbleliving.com/FCOL and save 10% plus get free shipping!Treat yourself to grea
This Whole Episode is TMI
You are about to hear more about our insides (especially Stef's) than you ever asked for but that's just the kind of podcast this is. Plus, we can't tell the white women apart on Temptation Island and much much more.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes wh
FCOL Old Skool: Jo Koy from 2018
This was a listener request and it's crazy that 2018 was 8 years ago! Jo Koy got into all the family stuff and Lynette and Stef related so hard!
Oh You Just Got My Application?
In a packed episode we discuss more about Lynette's moving plans, Stefanie gets an unexpected text and a peek inside Stef's childhood diary.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL. Get Huel today with my exclusive offer of 15
Let's Look at Santa Clarita
Lynette has become open to the idea of moving to Santa Clarita plus, Karen Read is back in the news and Lynette tries to convince Stefanie of her guilt. Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL.Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/FCOLFor a limited time, o
FCOL Old Skool: Why Do We Have To Pick Everyone Up?
2020
Introducing Drunk-ish: Josh Sautter
It's another great episode of Drunk-ish featuring Stef's neighbor and congressional hopeful, Josh Sautter. Josh was so honest about life in comedy, his dramatic alcoholic bottom and how he's doing now!
I Didn't Drive Six Hours to Read a Book
Today's episode starts with a warning tale about kids and drinking including a story that Stefanie has never told until now and then the epic story about Stef and Xander's trip to Union City for Speech & Debate!Go to BornShoes.com today for a 15% discount plus free ground shipping on all full-price shoes when you use my promo code, FCOL.Blissy is offering 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional
The Boss Still Got It
Lynette goes to see her Bruce Springsteen and Xander goes to admitted student day at Chapman plus, a documentary rec and a few podcasts that you may have forgotten about. Stef did, that's for sure.Get off some super comfy bed stuff and cash in on the BOGO sale by using code FCOLBOGO at CozyEarth.comGrab your low net carb bready stuff and save 10% at hero.co and use code FCOL at checkoutGo to BornS
FCOL Old Skool: There's No Valet at the Park
2020! We hate the park! Including Caelan!
Sometimes They Eff It Up
Lynette and Stefanie talk about memories from childhood especially about food plus they go deep about their parents' mental illnesses and Stef reminds us of some family lore (as soon as she remembers it).Get off some super comfy bed stuff and cash in on the BOGO sale by using code FCOLBOGO at CozyEarth.comGrab your low net carb bready stuff and save 10% at hero.co and use code FCOL at checkoutGo t
I'll Put You on YouTube!
This episode is packed with goodness! Lynette and Stef discuss Love on the Spectrum, Predator of Seville, Savannah Guthrie's return plus Stef has a classic story involving a run-in at the park. Today's show is sponsored by:Honeylove! Get 20% off your purchase at Honeylove.com/FCOLGet 20% off some super comfy bed stuff by using code FCOL at CozyEarth.comLose some weight and get some Wegovy at ForHe
FCOL Old Skool: My Songs Are No Different Than Your Songs!
6 years ago!
Happy Easter, MF'ers
Easter has changed a bit but Lynette is still playing Easter Bunny like a champ. Also, Stef celebrates Jon's birthday 3 days late plus, Xander gets an in person tour of Chapman! Find out if he likes it!Today's show is sponsored by:Honeylove! Get 20% off your purchase at Honeylove.com/FCOLGet 20% off some super comfy bed stuff by using code FCOL at CozyEarth.comLose some weight and get some Wegovy
I Guess Bob Really Had to Pee
(Just FYI we are aware of the audio issue that plagued this week's shows. It is not your imagination. It was due to trying to fix the original audio issue we had with one of the mics. Next week it will sound totally fine). Stef tries to do a good thing for a friend but it turns out to be kind of the worst thing. Plus, more about what Lynette's kids are doing after college, where Xander will probab
FCOL Old Skool: That Jamie Foxx's Daughter's Birthday Party
From 2024 but already a classic!
Introducing Drunk-ish: From Yoga Poses Straight to Jail
It's the second part of the heartbreaking but ultimately uplifting episode with Kristi Tanner!
Sorta Like Stripper American Idol
Lynette and Stef talk getting anxious about weird stuff as you get older plus they reminisce about how different they were before they had kids - when getting drunk and having a one-night stand was the epitome of a good time. Please check out our sponsors:Head to cozyearth.com and use our code FCOL for an exclusive 20% offGrab Huel today with our exclusive offer of 15% OFF online by using FCOL at
You're My Favorite Kid!
It's our Friday show and we have a lot we haven't told you since Tuesday! Lynette discusses her relationship with Aunt Wendy and why she hasn't talked to her brother Dean. Plus, she has a Natalia story! Stefanie has a Bob story! Could Lynette maybe be a cat person now? Did Xander get into UCLA? Find out!We're brought to you by Laundry Sauce. Spoil yourself! Our listeners get 20% off your entire or
FCOL Old Skool: I'm Awake!
First Lynette and Stef deep dive into a crazy case of child abuse that was featured on 20/20 and try to figure out how these parents got together in the first place. After that they talk about getting busted falling asleep while watching TV.This is from Nov 2022
Introducing: Drunk-ish: I Thought I Needed Better Drinking Rules
This week I’m talking to Kristi Tanner, and wow, did we have one of those conversations where you start nodding so hard you practically sprain your neck. Kristi walks me through the long, messy road from party girl to mommy-wine survival mode to full-blown chaos, complete with blackouts, denial, rehab, hiding bottles, and trying to convince herself she just needed better “rules.” We talk about how
TSA Can't Keep Us From You
This week Lynette is in Florida visiting Aunt Wendy but we didn't let that stop us from bringing you a show where we talk about Lynette's trip to Florida, a movie Lynette recommends and what we think about Taylor Frankie Paul's Bachelorette season getting the axe. Plus so much more!We're brought to you by Laundry Sauce. Spoil yourself! Our listeners get 20% off your entire order when you use code
How the Hell Do You Find a Good Hitman?
Lynette recounds a funny Dateline episode, we discuss DTF St. Louis (sort of) and tell you about a Hulu doc about BFFs who murder their other BFF. Feel like your best self again, Visit forhers.com/FCOL to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Upgrade your sleep during Boll & Branch’s Annual Spring Event. Take off 20% sitewide plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com/fcol with code
FCOL Old Skool: Don't Look Like the Foster Chicken Lady
Lynette and Stef go deep about cosmetic enhancements plus so much more!
It Only Takes 19 Years (To Get to the Best Parenting Stage)
Lynette discusses her plans to move which leads us to talk about home ownership and then we have a deep discussion about all our favorite and...not favorite stages of parenting. Spoiler alert: We didn't love the baby stage. Feel like your best self again, Visit forhers.com/FCOL to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Upgrade your sleep during Boll & Branch’s Annual Spring Event.
Two Episodes of Murder in Glitterball City
Stefanie has a word for the GLP-1 haters plus Love Story, Murder in Glitterball City, Love is Blind and more.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkoutGet $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code FCOLGet some therapy! Visit GrowTherapy.com/FCOL today to get started
FCOL Old Skool: Middle School Graduation. Why?
Stef is forced to sit through a middle school graduation ceremony where she knows next to NO ONE. Plus much much more!
Goodbye Sweet Philly Cheesesteak
Lynette is back. in studio to talk about everything that happened with sweet Phil plus, Stefanie and Xander hit their final Speech and Debate State Qualifier event and Stef goes to urgent care.Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkoutGet $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter promo code FCOLGet so
My 20's Weren't My Best Look
Tamara is back to discuss how our childhoods affect our parenting, the need for therapy and how being successful as an actress doesn't solve problems like you'd think it would. Plus a little Love is Blind chat!find Tamara's IG @TamaraMelloHere Etsy store etsy.com/shop/GreyByTamaraMelloBecome a Fora Advisor today at Foratravel.com/fcol
FCOL Old Skool: Have You Met Me? I'm Basic.
From Jan 2023 - What did we get our kids for the holidays 3 years ago? Stef has an anxiety attack, we revisit an hilarious podcast clip and much much more!
Introducing Drunk-ish: Sara Kaufman-Bradstreet
Sara is a mom of twins and a long time FCOL listener. She has a podcast called No More Wasted Days. I loved this interview because she's funny, honest and talked about weed addiction which not a lot of people do! Give it a listen and then give her pod a listen!
Don't Be a Size Queen with Tamara Mello
Tamara Mello is in for Lynette and we get a little dirty, very fun, kinda deep. Plus, Bob goes to obedience class and it's not quite what we expected. Also the answer to "Where's Lynette."find Tamara's IG @TamaraMelloHere Etsy store etsy.com/shop/GreyByTamaraMelloBecome a Fora Advisor today at Foratravel.com/fcol
Ticketmaster Can Go F Itself
Yes these are first world problems but Lynette and Stef have a bone to pick with Ticketmaster plus, revisiting concerts from our youth and concerts we've taken the kids to and, well, NOT taken the kids to.Feel like your best self again, Visit forhers.com/CRYING to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checko
Strippers Can Have Cellulite
All about Vegas, Baby! Plus, could Lynette still be stripper? From June 2021.
What About Bob?
Everyone needs the Bob update and we have it for you. Plus, where the hell is Nancy Guthrie?Feel like your best self again, Visit forhers.com/CRYING to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code FCOL at checkout.
Lucy Letby is Guilty...Or is She?
Stef and Lynette talk Song Sung Blue, take a deep dive into Lucy Letby, plus Lynette recommends Predator and so much more!Sleep soundly with Boll & Branch. Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping at BollAndBranch.com/fcol with code fcolFor a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners $10 off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you visit Nutrafol.com and enter p
Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking?
Lynette and Stef discuss the horrible abuse case from many years ago and wonder how two awful people found each other. But they make it funny.
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