Mission Rejected
Mission Rejected is a full-cast comedy audio adventure about the backups of the world's most secret agents. Special Agent Chet Phillips can now reject missions, forcing the 'B Team' to step in. The team includes a nervous pencil pusher, a computer hacker, a fading sitcom star, and a White House intern. New episodes debut monthly.
Episodes
Preview: MISSION REJECTED
What happens when the world's greatest spy decides NOT to accept his latest mission? Find out in MISSION: REJECTED! StarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet PhillipsKaterina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAshley Banks as Ocean Girl/Athena O’
101: Duck and Cover
A South American dictator is trying to gain support in the United States...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Miss
102: The Con is On
A New Jersey comic book convention is the target of a terrorist's money laundering plot...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. DowginDirected by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsa
Bonus Scene: Lord Nero
After the events of "The Con is On", Bowden and Gloria contemplate a film version of Lord Nero of the Planet Lesbos. This bonus scene was created for subscribers to our Patreon! If you want to hear additional great content like this, please donate at www.patreon.com/missionrejectedWritten and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief and Paige Klaniecki as GloriaMus
103: Cattle Call
A shadowy cabal of cattle barons have developed an additive that makes beef addictive...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloriawith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGuest StarringAshley Banks as
104: The Werewolves of Wall Street
A corrupt financial firm is using a brilliant and paranoid mathematician to algorithmically manipulate international markets...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The
105: Totally Screwed
A top secret code known only to a long thought dead Navy SEAL has suddenly been broadcast from a hardware store in Orlando, Florida...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by John P. DowginDirected by J. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief
106: Enter Larry
A criminal informant will only hand over critical evidence to Special Agent Chet Phillips...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as GloriaFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin Mc
107: Halt and Catch These Hands
A ruthless gang of sibling cybercriminals is selling off dangerous technology to the highest bidder, there's a mole in the Extraordinary Missions Force...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written by Pete Barry Directed by Pete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as G
Bonus Scene: Mission Voice Meltdown
It's hard being the mission voice. Ponderous. Freaking ponderous. THANK YOU for getting us over 10,000 downloads! As a way of saying thanks, we're putting out this bonus audio, usually reserved for our Patreon supporters. You can hear an additional bonus audio with every new episode, along with mission dossiers, behind-the-scenes access and more when you become a supporter. Join us at www.patreon.
108: Park It Like It's Hot
A former KGB interrogator has taken over the Des Moines Parking Authority...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarring Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin
109: Cardamom Brandy
A notorious pharmaceutical executive under house arrest is trying to relaunch his criminal empire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Philli
110: Granger Things
It's Halloween...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation. A Mission: Rejected trilogy of terror!CONTENT WARNING: It's all in good fun, but know that this episode contains some more-intense-than-usual sound effects including whispers, screams, bubbling, animal noises, squishy sounds and monster voices.Written byPete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John DowginDirected byPete BarryStarringChri
111: The Slow and The Steamed
An illegal street racing gang is terrorizing the city...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on vacation.Written and Directed by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceGues
112: The Quotient of All Fears
Special Agent Chet Phillips's vacation...is over.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Ocean GirlBob Killion as The AdmiralGues
EMF Declassified (Behind the Scenes)
Mylène Kerschner, host of the CS Radio podcast, takes you behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected's fist season.Featuring interviews with co-creators Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis and John Dowgin.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelisMusic, mixing and editing byPete BarryFeaturingPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakKevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceBe sure to check out Mylène and her co-host every Monday on
201: Hazy and Distant Danger
The Ocean Bureau ship has sunk, Athena O'Brien is missing and Special Agent Chet Phillips is...dead?Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Sta
202: Borderline Personalities
A controversial podcast host has declared himself an independent nation...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starri
203: Swinefeld
An international bio-terrorist is stalking the world’s largest hog at a rural county fair…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJohn P. Dowgin and Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as C
204: A Hard Day's Knight
A renegade chemist is selling experimental amphetamines at a Renaissance Faire...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand K
205: My Brother, My Brother, and Nero
A low budget film being used as a cover for a defection must be completed on time...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & John P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kir
206: Blunderball
A dangerous "mind bomb" is set to detonate outside of Chicago...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowign as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso St
207: The Spy Who Forgot Me
The Deceptionem is in Washington D.C...and no one is available.Written byJohn Dowgin & Pete BarryDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Ken AndersonNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as the Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as
208: Three Days of the Condo
A cache of treasure from the Axis Powers is buried under a condo in Santa Barbara...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGra
209: American Spydol
The prize at a major singing competition has been accidentally loaded with weapons-grade plutonium...and Special Agent Chet Phillips can't sing. A Mission: Rejected musical extravaganza.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Zelda Anderswith Kirk Whit
210: Diamonds Are For Errors
There's a plot to kidnap North Korea's star baseball player...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mis
211: Moonfaker
A scientist will only hand over a vital new super fuel if he's sent to space...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is unavailable.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as
212: A Vow To A Kill
Athena O'Brien is getting married...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is available. (Season finale)Written byJohn P. Dowgin & J. Michael DeAngelisStory byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis& John P. Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klani
EMF Declassified 2: Agents Exposed (Behind the Scenes)
The cast of Mission: Rejected is interviewed by Raymond "Ruk" Morse about the making of season two, behind-the-scenes stories, and a peek at season three!Written and Edited byJ. Michael DeAngelisHosted by Raymond Morse of 5 and 30 with RukJoining from the cast are Chris Klaniecki, Nazli Sarpkaya, Dave Stanger, Faith Dowgin, Ashley Banks, Jill Ivey, and Bob Killion.FeaturingJ. Michael DeAngelis as
Oz-9: Rejected (Part 1)
A rift in time and space causes the EMF agents to swap places with crew members from the Oz-9...and Special Agent Chet Phillips has never heard that podcast.This is part one of a special two-part crossover with the hysterical space comedy, Oz-9. Be sure to listen to part two on the Oz-9 feed or wherever you get your podcasts!Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & S
301: Blue Storm Rising
The Oceanologists have taken over the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is definitely dead this time.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starri
302: On Mister Muldrake's Obvious Service
The Ocean Bureau is planning a diamond heist at an ultra-luxury ski resort…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is fixing the cable box.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarring:Chris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsan
303: Carry On Old Hayward's Son
Sins of the past stalk the EMF...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is performing computer maintenance.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAs
304: The Legend of Zelda
Section Chief Zelda Anders is haunted by memories of her first case...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is playing video games.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as
305: No Time Two Dice
The EMF must protect the unknown target of an unpredictable assassin...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the shower.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGr
306: The Hunt for Taupe November
The Admiral is plotting a strike on American soil...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is washing the windows.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGr
307: Casino Royale with Cheese
The EMF must infiltrate an underground casino frequented by the mob...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is stopping for ice cream.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillips and M
308: Total Eclipse of the BART
McGrath gets inside information about a serial arsonist who wants to burn San Francisco to the ground...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in the dining car.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GragnerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chie
Interlude: The Offer
While showing Gloria around Hollywood, Bowden Montcrief gets an unexpected offer...from an unexpected source. A prelude to Episode 3.09.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovakand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceMusic, sound editing and mixing byPete BarrySound effects attributions below. All other sound effects by Pete BarryPhone R
309: Six Characters in Search of a Murderer
The cast of the cult TV show "Acquaintances" has reunited on New Year's Eve...and Bowden Montcrief has been murdered.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceA
310: The Man from F.E.L.I.N.E.
A cocky art thief steals a strategically important country's national seal...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is returning phone calls.Written by John P. Dowgin and Pete BarryDirected by J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White
311: Yours Truly, Skip Granger
An old case file holds the key to The Admiral's plans...and Special Agent Skip Granger hears it like an old time radio show.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip Granger/Johnny OnebuckNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath/Martinique ManeaterDave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief/Scraps TurklesonPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak/Miss Friday SaturdayFaith Dowgin as Section
312: Coldfinger
The Admiral is ready to unleash alien forces upon the world...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is one of them.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief Paige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersAsh
EMF Declassified: Interrogations
The cast and crew of Mission: Rejected are randomly paired together for a round robin "ask me anything" style interview!Interviewing each other are:Chris Klaniecki & Nazli Sarpkaya Bob Killion & John DowginAshley Banks & Kirk WhiteJill Ivey & Pete BarryDave Stanger & Faith Dowginand J. Michael DeAngelis & Paige KlanieckiFeaturingKevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceA complete
Stump Pete Barry (Live!)
A Mission: Rejected Game Show! Recorded live on July 24, 2022. Cast and crew members are put to the test as Michael runs them through three rounds of decidedly difficult Mission: Rejected trivia!A benefit for Feeding America. Donate here - https://bit.ly/EMFDonateFeaturing: Pete BarryJ. Michael DeAngelisJohn DowginBob KillionChris KlanieckiPaige KlanieckiNazli Sarpkaya with Kevin McGrath as Missio
401: The Borscht Identity
A shadowy operative threatens the global intelligence community...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at Denny's.Written byJohn P. DowginStory byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis and John P. DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Ze
402: Kangaroo Jacked
The EMF is racing a rival agency in a global treasure hunt to retrieve a valuable cultural artifact...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in a Chuck E. Cheese.Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Section Anderswith
Bowden Montcrief's The Raven
Happy Halloween from Mission: Rejected! To celebrate the haunting season, Bowden attempts to record "The Raven."Starring Dave Stanger as Bowden Montcrief J. Michael DeAngelis as Larry Hastings Paige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Ashley Banks as Athena O'Brien Bob Killion as The Admiral and Kevin McGrath as The Mission Voice"The Raven"
403: Ghost Pepper Protocol
The EMF must infiltrate a mafia family dinner...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is in therapy. Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso Starring
404: Nuns of Anarchy
Arms dealers are vying for control of rare Earth materials hidden beneath a convent...and Special Agent Chet Philips is getting shock treatment.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Kevin Mc
405: NFTs at the Gates
Government secrets hidden in NFTs are being auctioned off at a tech convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is talking to himself.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsan
406: Skipteen Candles
McGrath's niece suspects there's something sinister happening on prom night...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is at a pool party.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGr
407: Tinder Grindr Soldier Spy
To retrieve stolen missiles, the EMF must infiltrate a dating app convention...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on the front porch.Written byPete Barry & Paige KlanieckiDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet P
408: Zero Dork Thirty
The military secrets of a reclusive, hostile government are hidden in a soon-to-be released tabletop game...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is feeding the animals.Written byJohn P. DowginDirected byJohn P. Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Ch
409: Eight Heads in a Birkin Bag
A former adversary needs the EMF to steal back experimental cloning technology from her ex-husband...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is catching up with an old friend.Written byPete Barry and Jill IveyDirected byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Ander
410: Crawdaddy
A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts. Written byPaige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as C
411: The Wrath of Cannes
The Cannes Film Festival is ground zero for a weaponized A.I. device…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is on a job interview.Written and Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as
412: Granger's on a Train
Terry Millionaire makes his move against the EMF…and Special Agent Chet Phillips is looking for Taylor Swift tickets. Season Finale.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcreifPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as
EMF Deslassified: The Conspirators
The Porch Room sits down with other audio drama creators (and frequent Mission: Rejected guest stars) to discuss the making of Season Four and the art of producing audio fiction.The Porch Room: Pete Barry, J. Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin, and Paige Klaniecki.Special Guests: David S. Dear (A Ninth World Journal) and Shannon K. Perry (Oz-9)StarringKaterina McGrath as “The Mission Voice”Written and
Introducing: Ooops! All Bards
Oops! All Bards is an actual-play RPG podcast that does exactly what it says on the box. Five newly-minted bards are supposed to join their adventuring parties after graduating from the Shalomir University of the Magical and Martial Arts, but an incident at commencement means they might be their nation's only hope. Join the all-bard party for adventure, intrigue, and plenty of shenanigans in this
Introducing: What Did We Just Watch?
The Porch Room’s Michael, Pete, and John have spent years crafting ridiculous spy craft stories for Mission: Rejected, but nothing they’ve dreamed up can quite compete with 1997’s The Saint. Join them as they serve as the guest contestants for What Did We Just Watch?: The Movie Trivia Quiz Show Podcast.On What Did We Just Watch?, three contestants put aside their better judgment to answer question
The Night Before Skipmas (Or, A Visit from The Admiral)
It’s time for the EMF’s non-denominational holiday party! Gather round the fireplace as Bowden recites his own version of a Christmas classic.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisAdapted from “A Visit from St. Nicholas” by Clement C. MooreStarringDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathBob Killion as The AdmiralChris Klaniecki as Sk
Gloria Kovak, P.I.: The Long Pancake
The night is long in the big city. Almost as long as the long pancake.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovak, P.I.Dave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Bob Killion as Warburton and BoucherMusic, sound editing, and mixing by Pete BarryA complete transcript of this minisode is available here. Created and Produced by Pete Barry & J. Micha
Gloria Kovak, P.I.: China Clown
There are a million stories in the big city. This is one of the stupidest.Written by John DowginDirected by Pete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefBob Killion as Jake MittensJ. Michael DeAngelis as Giuseppe ToroPete Barry as Mad Montyand John Dowgin as Sherman SticklerA complete transcript of the episode can be found here.Created and Produced byPete Barry,
Gloria Kovak, P.I.: The Big Float
The night can play tricks on you in the big city…but not tonight. This really is another story about a clown.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefJill Ivey as Ellen FinklesteinPete Barry as Nate GundryBob Killion as Handsome Ralphand Kirk White as Chet PhillipsMusic, sound editing, and mixing byPete BarryA complete transcript of th
501: The World is Way Too Much - Part One
Terry Millionaire has almost completed his global surveillance system...and Section Chief Skip Granger has his finger on the button.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath a
502: The World Is Way Too Much - Dead Reckoning - Part Two
Section Chief Skip Granger must be stopped...at any cost.Written & Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowing as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceAlso StarringAshley Banks as Athena O’BrienJill Ivey as
503: Naked and Dismayed
A survival themed reality show uncovers a hotbed of criminal activity in the uncharted jungles of South America…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is getting coffee.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anders
504: Murder, She Plagiarized
An idyllic Maine town is a hotbed of murder…and Secretary of Defense Chet Phillips is testifying before Congress.Written & Directed byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mis
505: Nooses Off
A phantom-like assassin threatens the opening of Bowden’s new show…and Speaker of the House Chet Phillips is sending back his soup.Written byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Ki
506: Mr. & Mrs. & Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Bowden and Gloria are hunted like animals on while on their honeymoon…and Vice President Chet Phillips is in mid-flight.Written and Directed byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda AndersKirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina M
507: Portrait of a Lady on Tires
The Paris Olympics is threatened by threats of art heists and assassinations…and President Chet Phillips is having a Dole Whip.Written byJohn Dowgin and J. Michael DeAngelisDirected byPete Barry and J. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Andersw
508: Live and Let Dice
Tourists at a live-action Dungeons & Dragons game are disappearing…and President Chet Phillips is playing golf.Written byPaige Klaniecki & Chris KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phi
509: GoldenEar
A South Dakota corn maze sits atop a dangerous government secret…and President Chet Phillips is apartment hunting.Written and Directed byPete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovakFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerina McGrath as The Mission VoiceA
510: Plight at the Museum
An exhibit at the International Spy Museum could expose a decades-old mystery...and President Chet Phillips is taking a tour.Written byJohn DowginDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelisStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria KovackFaith Dowgin as Section Chief Zelda Anderswith Kirk White as Chet Phillipsand Katerin
511: The Living Sleighlights
Section Chief Zelda Anders is being visited by three ghosts…and President Chet Phillips is putting up the Christmas tree.CONTENT NOTE: We know the holidays aren't always happy. This episode contains depictions of family strife at Christmas, including abandonment and the rejection of sexual identity. But it also contains JOY. So much joy. We hope you'll enjoy it.Written and Directed byJ. Michael De
512: Don't Tell Mom The Illuminati's Dad
New Atlantis is about to rise from the depths of the ocean…and President Chet Phillips is in a cabinet meeting.Written byPete Barry & J. Michael DeAngelis & John Dowgin & Paige KlanieckiDirected byJ. Michael DeAngelis & Pete BarryStarringChris Klaniecki as Skip GrangerNazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath and Mini-McGrathDave Stanger as Bowden MontcriefPaige Klaniecki as Gloria Kovac
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