Three Books One Plot
Three Books One Plot is a podcast where two long-time Twilight fans, Shannon and G, along with a weekly guest, read Twilight and its two official retellings, Life and Death and Midnight Sun, simultaneously. The show takes a nostalgic, joke-filled approach to dissecting the story that was famously published three times by the same author. Each episode dives into the plot, characters, and the quirks of the different versions, offering a fun and detailed analysis for fellow fans.
Episodes
Episode 75 - "The Garbage Will Do"
G and Shannon ring out the old year with another epic length season finale! Crack open a cold one with the gals as they reflect on the absolute rollercoasters that were Eclipse and The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. Plus: messages from listeners and guests, top fives, and montages. Soooo many montages.threebooksoneplot.compatreon.com/threebooksonplot
Episode 74 - "Jacob's Stupid Baka Life"
Ioco is back to help G and Shannon read the epic fail epilogue of Eclipse! It’s a good thing the chapter is called “Choice,” because they’re questioning all of Stephenie’s. After listener emails and donut show-and-tell, it’s time to check in with Jacob’s latest L’s, take a vampire calligraphy class, and read Smeyer’s canon femslash. Just don’t forget to stan Leah Clearwater for clear skin!threeboo
Episode 73 - "Tear Buffet"
It’s the final chapter of Eclipse (not counting the epilogue), and Lilia joins G and Shannon for some wedding planning! But first, cry along with Bella. And then cry some more. And some more (Edward is about to be SO fed.) Also featured: Shannon’s new prop and old dad, an in-universe Bella’s Book Club, and Edward’s… slut era?? It’s all here at the all-you-can-slurp tear buffet!threebooksoneplot.co
Episode 72 - "Big Gavel, Tiny Violin"
Sunshine returns from fighting fires to focus on what’s really important: supporting G and Shannon through the breakup in Eclipse chapter 26. But first, a post-mortem recap of Stephenie Meyer’s 9/11 Q&A! Then it’s time for Bible study (dead baby edition), the return of the Fujo Hat, murmurmaxxing, and an absolutely cursed Renesmegg moment. Grab your gavels, because it’s time to dump your side
Episode 71 - "The Volturi Go to Olive Garden"
Julie rejoins G and Shannon for a “calorie-dense” Eclipse chapter 25, in which POVs collide and short second lives come to an end! First: listener emails about cats, Twilight dads, and... math?? Next: can Bree survive the horrors of Girl Torture long enough to reveal the shocking truth about Edward? Finally: sit down, strap in, and join the Volturi on their wacky American murder vacation!threebook
Episode 70 - "Off With Her Head"
It’s battle time at last, and Lexie returns to help G and Shannon commentate on not one, not two, but THREE fights in Eclipse chapter 25. Also returning? Bella’s holes, just in time to make everyone question whether Jacob is her fluffer. Hearts will break and heads will roll at what is either the sparkliest battle ever or the rave with the most dismemberments per capita! Bonus: the all-new segment
Episode 69 - "Then Perish"
It’s episode 69 (nice) and Beth returns just in time for G and Shannon to wish her a happy Father’s Day as they watch this all-Stooge love triangle implode in Eclipse chapter 23. As self-hatred, simping, and romantic power fantasies collide, your hosts must answer the question: is that kiss valid? All that and more as they prescribe Bella antidepressants, debut the Fluttershy Voice, and find horri
Episode 68 - "Three Characters One Tent"
M joins Shannon and G for long-awaited “tentpole episode” on Eclipse chapter 22, and she’s brought a special prop. A werewolf, a vampire, and a human walk into a tent—and there’s only one sleeping bag! Your hosts must survive the homoerotic tension long enough to bring back the Kelseyverse, send Heathcliff to summer camp, and promote Riley from RA to tee-ball coach in a return to Bree Tanner! Whic
Episode 67 - "Snail Trails"
Hiking consultant Kacie returns to help Shannon and G read Eclipse Chapter 21—and assign every character a dogsona! It’s a good thing they recorded this episode during Pride Month, because Alice is joining in on the ravishment fantasy and the Edward x Jacob sexual tension is simmering as the main love triangle hits the unhappy trails for the most awkward camping trip in literary history. (What if
Episode 66 - "I May Be a Murderer But I'm Also a Virgin"
It’s a big day for Bella and Edward in Eclipse chapter 20, and G and Shannon are joined by Amber, who has big news of her own! Will they finally learn the answer to the question “When we gonna bone?” Also discussed: listener cat pics, the invention of Button Watch, newfound respect for Bella, and shocking amounts of positivity toward Edward “up all night to get unlucky” Cullen.threebooksoneplot.co
Episode 65 - "Meyer's Gun"
G and Shannon are rejoined by Kitebird in order to Mamma Mia their way through Eclipse chapter 19! They hear from some overseas listeners, give Leah carte blanche to do whatever she wants, and tackle the ultimate Twilight-universe mystery: whom did Tiffany bang? Plus: G’s tinfoil hat theory about Embry, Shannon’s perfidious betrayal of a Corona Light, and… blonde Bella Swan??threebooksoneplot.coml
Episode 64 - "Live Werewolf Reaction"
G and Shannon are back from hiatus with a guest from way back in Episode 2! Sam, inventor of "man's hungry," is back to help them tackle Eclipse chapter 18 and a baffling 3-day gym class with Bree Tanner. Together they'll learn Jasper's ultimate secret to killing vampires, plus tackle critical questions like "If a werewolf wore pants, how would he wear them?" and &q
Episode 63 - "Vampire Kissing ASMR"
G and Shannon are rejoined for Eclipse chapter 17 by vocal professional Rahzé, who auditions for the Midnight Sun TV show with their best mumbles, murmurs, and hoarse shrieks. It’s a vampire grad party and you’re ALL invited! Jacob is doing choreography, Jasper is scaring the hoes, and Stephenie Meyer has definitely not been to a rave. Meanwhile, Bree Tanner learns shocking revelations and Shannon
Episode 62 - "The Fredpisode"
Number one feminist ally and extremely 6’6” friend James returns just in time to attend Bella’s graduation with G and Shannon in Eclipse chapter 16! After Bella and Alice graduate with degrees in keeping secrets from Edward, it’s time to switch into Bree Tanner mode and meet the coolest—and freakiest—Twilight character you’ve never heard of. Plus: laugh track mishaps, vampire gamer representation,
Episode 61 - "We Can Fix Him"
Winni is BACK to represent Team Jacob in chapter 15 of Eclipse, in which Team Jacob is fighting for its life, G is guzzling hard liquor at 9 AM, and Shannon is having a public breakdown in a coffee shop. But don’t worry: they’ve totally figured out how to fix this chapter. Also discussed: kissing tips for Jacob, Cullen leg identification, and Kelsey. Who the hell is Kelsey? Crank this Script Docto
Episode 60 - "Renesmegg Got Me Acting Unwise"
G and Shannon are joined in their Eclipse chapter 14 discussion by the originator of the Renesmegg herself: Ioco! Bella must brace herself for massive trauma (the party Alice is throwing her) while debating the ethics of feeding the innocent to her vampire bf. Also included: Jacob quite literally enters his pick-me era, Diego and Bree go sparkle-spelunking, and Bree tries to break the record for m
Episode 59 - "The Vampire Bachelorette"
It’s the episode G and Shannon have been waiting for! Lexie returns to laugh, cry, and cringe through Smeyer’s horrible choices in Eclipse chapter 13 and the first “chapter” of The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner. Jasper tells all about his dramatic 80 seasons on the vampire Bachelorette, G makes Shannon do a ridiculous accent, and new narrator Bree’s first date involves breaking and entering, mu
Episode 58 - "Thoughts and Prayers"
Blast from the past high school bestie Julie arrives to help G and Shannon relive Twilight’s glory days and read Eclipse chapter 12! After relating a little too hard to Edward’s Catholic trauma and Bella’s relapse into her “staring out the window for hours” habit, it’s time to celebrate their progress in couple’s therapy until the abrupt reappearance of this book’s non-romantic plot! Remember the
Episode 57 - "A Pack of Daddies"
Grab your wieners, because it’s a werewolf soiree and you’re ALL invited! Appa returns to help G and Shannon sift through Eclipse chapter 11—AND uncover an ancient Stephenie Meyer interview (drop the mermaid books, Stephenie!) Plus: Shannon invents Baby Talk Bingo, Edward comes out as Heathcliff kin, and G workshops potential names for the Third Wife. Hold onto your jorts, because this werewolf ba
Episode 56 - "Dishes and Divorcees"
Actual comedian and Bimbo Monday co-creator Rocio joins G and Shannon to talk Eclipse chapter 10! It’s literary Herstory in the making as Stephenie Meyer busts out her thesaurus and G performs dish-related slam poetry. Also in this episode: Jacob explains his tits-out policy, Edward loses the IDGAF war, and Shannon encounters her Waterloo—the word “pillow.”threebooksoneplot.comSupport us on Patre
Episode 55 - "Reparative Reading with Esme"
Cryptid expert Laura is back for Eclipse chapter 9, in which the non-love-triangle plot arrives at last! Bella’s in the tradwife sunken place and Charlie is dancing on G and Shannon’s last nerve. Reading challenges abound as G is forced to read about her NOTP and Shannon must repeatedly say the word “pillow.” Also featured: Esme gets a turn in the spotlight, Shannon makes an incredible Freudian sl
Episode 54 - "Cold Tongue, Warm Soda"
Slogan coiner extraordinaire Nicole is back to join G and Shannon for the horniest chapter yet—Chapter 8 of Eclipse, in which Bella finally gets some horizontal action and Jacob pops a… soda? Plus: blonde vs brunette reading experiences, Chris Hansen’s To Catch a Predator: La Push Edition, and a spot of jalice trutherism. Will this be the episode where G and Shannon do a 180 and become Team Edward
Episode 53 - "The Importance of Being Brunette"
M joins G and Shannon as they fight for their LIVES to stay silly in Eclipse chapter 7 (by inventing a simple drinking game that will land you in the hospital.) It’s a glamorous and harrowing Rosalie throwback full of history lessons, Why Does He Do That references, smacking of gender, and… bears. With the help of Stephenie Meyer, it’s time to finally answer the questions “Do women deserve rights?
Episode 52 - "POV: Alice Force-Femmes You"
You’re invited! Anamarie rejoins G and Shannon for another homoerotic Alice Cullen slumber party—and this time attendance is mandatory. The Mormon NLOG fantasy is in full swing in Eclipse chapter 6, which also contains kidnapping (positive), a staggering amount of sex tape titles, a crash course in Swiss geopolitics, a new career for Angela Weber, and the dumbest Corona Light chapter title yet!thr
Episode 51 - "Mormon Omegaverse"
Brand new guest Emi joins G and Shannon at the weirdest point possible—Eclipse chapter 5, “Imprint”! It’s an information-packed episode featuring Gen Z Twilight opinions, werewolf drama, Stephenie Meyer’s questionable inspo behind “imprinting,” and a surprise bonus guest! Plus: vitally important discussions of Mormon doctrine vs fanfiction erotica trope the Omegaverse (they’re the same picture.)th
Episode 50 - "La Fish, Baby"
Friend and musician Eric returns for 3B1P: Animal Planet Edition in chapter 4 of Eclipse! Whether you’re a fish putting your mouth on a bird or a vampire doctor putting your mouth on your kid’s significant other, it’s all part of the food chain, baby. Also on today’s agenda: moronic magnetic metaphors, Mike Newton’s MILF, and an egregious overuse of pathokinetic superpowers.threebooksoneplot.com
Episode 49 - "Blink Twice, Bella"
Exciting Midnight Sun news is in the air as adventurous new guest Ari takes a break from streaming to talk Chapter 3 of Eclipse with G and Shannon! And honestly, they’re a little concerned for Bella this chapter. The boys? Fighting. The hamburgers? Falling like a plane with two exploded engines. Good thing there’s also a letter from Lilia fact-checking Edward’s plane crash catastrophizing!linktr.e
Episode 48 - "The Child Trap"
Liza rejoins G and birthday girl Shannon to discuss Edward’s most controversial Girl Crime yet in Chapter 2 of Eclipse! Plus: failed matchmaker Charlie throws a tantrum, Angela Weber engages in egregious orphan-shaming, and Edward’s new best friend is…Mike Newton?! Stay tuned for the Corona Light chapter that reduces Shannon to tears!threebooksoneplot.comSupport us on Patreon!linktr.ee/threebo
Episode 47 - "Our Hole Agenda"
It’s 2 episodes in 1 as G and Shannon kick off Eclipse season!! Part I: talk Eclipse history and learn about Twilight Saga deep cut The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, then celebrate the launch of new fake books Warfare and Peace and Corona Light, created with help from listeners! Part II: guest Maddy is BACK to kick off the first chapter of Eclipse, involving vampiric Varsity Blues scandals, Ed
Surprise Season Three Announcement!
Surprise! We’re voting on our season three fake book details right NOW on Spotify and over on Tumblr! Help us choose epigraphs for both books and a title for our Edward POV version of Eclipse! And while you’re at it, enter our cover design contest for both books by sending your cover image to our tumblr @ threebooksoneplot or emailing it to threebooksoneplot@gmail.com. For our Eclipse version of L
Episode 46 - "We Tried, & Therefore No One Should Criticize Us"
G and Shannon are back with another epic-length season finale! They reflect on 20 episodes of New Moon—including changed opinions, listener messages, alternate timelines, and a Jacob-centric bonus excerpt! It’s time to rank the greatest euphorias, darkest noons, and the MVPs of Book 2. Could this be the year they finally figure out the title of Edward’s sex tape?threebooksoneplot.comSupport us o
Episode 45 - "This Book Could've Been an Email"
Ioco returns for the epilogue of New Moon to make G and Shannon laugh so hard they run out of air! Not only does Jacob reappear with Bella’s slutty, slutty motorcycle, but we meet All-Caps Charlie, handwave some casual death threats, and learn more about Stephenie Meyer’s alternate New Moon timeline. Plus, the unveiling of the dramatic FINAL chapters of Euphoria & Agony and Dark Noon!threebook
Episode 44 - "Return of the Quencies"
Laura is back just in time for the Edward Cullen Apology Tour in New Moon chapter 24! She joins G and Shannon as they answer bold new questions such as “What did Edward just shatter in the living room?” and “Should women have voting rights?” Plusthe thrilling conclusion to the scholarship outtake, penultimate installments of Dark Noon and Euphoria and Agony, and an exciting Bella’s Book Club updat
Episode 43 - "MFA in Miscommunication"
Brand new guest and Robert Pattinson expert Lice is here to help G and Shannon discuss both New Moon chapter 23 and the complicated filmography of a deranged little freak. They also read letters from listeners (with bonus fanart!) and discuss Edward’s ongoing cuckold fantasies, Bella Swan positivity (are G and Shannon stans now?), the triumphant return of tear-slurping, and whether Edward Cullen i
Episode 42 - "Alice Pays for Plane Tickets"
Fan-favorite guest Lilia is BACK to help G and Shannon decode the true, hidden meaning of New Moon chapters 21-22 as they unpack religious symbolism, creepy horror movie vibes, unhinged airport behavior, and the MILF mafia—all with a side of grand theft auto (again!) Together, they ponder deep questions like “do humans deserve rights?” “was Edward almost killed by a 2006 Italian airport worker str
Episode 41 - "Volturi Cornhole"
Rahzé returns to help G and Shannon explore the Duality of Meyer(tm) in New Moon chapter 20! Welcome to Volterra, where the extremely literal clock is ticking and the cool new villains are menacingly androgynous. Can Bella save Edward, or will she be thwarted by this crowd of short/fat/bald Italians in their evil Peugeots and vampire cosplay? Plus, Bella’s hole may be filled, but there’s a brand n
Episode 40 - "Destination: Expiration"
Beth is BACK to help G and Shannon read about one of the most homoerotic plane trips of all time in Chapter 19 of New Moon! Also discussed: totally relevant tentacles, how NOT to write exposition, the rich inner life of Business Man #1, and Grand Theft Auto (again.) It’s time to settle the question once and for all: Bella’s death wish vs Bella’s biting kink—who will win?threebooksoneplot.comSupp
Episode 39 - "Phone Tag Gone Wrong"
KB returns to help Shannon and G read New Moon chapter 18, plus TWO New Moon bonus outtakes that grant G’s monkey’s paw wish. Hijinks abound as Bella and Jacob have a Capital M-Moment, furry flags emerge, and Rosalie and Edward’s cursed game of phone tag puts the fun in “funeral.”threebooksoneplot.comSupport us on Patreon!linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot
Episode 38 - "Return of the King"
Brand new guest Anamarie joins G and Shannon for New Moon’s “one-sided slumber party!” It’s Chapter 17, the best character is BACK (your hosts may be slightly biased), and Bella is…horny? This slumber party just took a turn for the Ashnikko. Plus Twilight merch news, surprise cameos, a bromantic Euphoria & Agony and a (melo) dramatic Dark Noon, and Shannon calling someone a slur (consensually.
Episode 37 - "Brothers on Three"
Resident Jacob expert M returns to make insensitive jokes with G and Shannon about New Moon chapters 15 and 16, in which Bella’s mental state takes an uncomfortably literal nosedive. Hallucination Edward is back with an all new voyeurism kink as Bella finds herself equally horny for Jacob and…a car? The cliffhangers may be metaphorical, but the cliffs sure aren’t! (Do a backflip, Bella.)threebooks
Episode 36 - "Supernatural Slurs"
Returning guest Rae is back to help G and Shannon dig into chapter 14 of New Moon like teenage werewolves around a pan of eggs. The guys are hungry and the omegaverse is popping off at this muffin mukbang (and in a ton of wolf pack fic, apparently.) Plus: G loses her Totino’s virginity and Shannon loses the power of speech during an all-new Dark Noon.threebooksoneplot.comSupport us on Patreon!
Episode 35 - "The Book of Meyer"
New guest and ex-Mormon Sunshine is here to shed some light on the Mormon influences in the Twilight saga in a totally wild pre-book talk with G and Shannon! Then it’s time to tackle chapter 13 of New Moon, including werewolf drama, vampiric revelations, and incredibly significant wood.threebooksoneplot.comSupport us on Patreon!linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot
Episode 34 - "Billy's No-Good Rotten Week"
New year, New Moon! Artist and known Jacob Enjoyer Winni returns to help G and Shannon tackle New Moon chapters 11-12. Misunderstandings abound in this Werewolf Wednesday special about girl gang fashion, DILF fights, and bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase “Jacobean drama."threebooksoneplot.comSupport us on Patreon!linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot
Episode 33 - "Holes Holes Holes"
Brand new guest Ioco joins Shannon and G for the holiest episode yet as they read New Moon Chapter 10! It’s a rough week for Bella involving gaslighting, murder attempts, and a traumatic hike, but don’t worry—she’s still got more holes than a Swiss cheese factory. Also discussed: bears (again), Girl Wolves, and Stephenie Meyer’s charmingly subtle foreshadowing.threebooksoneplot.comfind all of our
Episode 32 - "Son-Zoned"
Certified New Moon stan M returns to join G and Shannon for chapter 9! Things are heating up in Forks—literally. They’ve all got fevers. Who will hold hands and who will blow chunks on the world’s most awkward three-person movie date? Also discussed: son-zoning, the great Australian Conversation Heart Shortage, and the silliest New Moon outtake yet!threebooksoneplot.comfind all of our links here!
Episode 31 - "Ism Bingo"
Guest Kacie takes a break from her irl New Moon Era to offer her expertise on chapters 7 and 8 with G and Shannon! Together they place bets on whether Bella can follow simple instructions, ponder the eating habits of the Super Bear, and play the world's worst game of bingo before unveiling this week's double-installments of Euphoria and Agony and Dark Noon!threebooksoneplot.comSupport us on Patr
Episode 30 - "Team Leatherface"
Former Teen Wolf music engineer James is here to help Shannon and G read all about the teen wolves of the Twilight-verse in chapters 5-6 of New Moon. Together they tackle surprise Texas Chainsaw Massacre cameos, the local family financially ruined by Bella, and Billy Black’s Wild Western alter ego. Plus a SURPRISE special guest drops by to mythbust the bonus New Moon deleted scene about bank fraud
Episode 29 - "UnHappy Meal"
October, November, December? It's Three Months One Chapter and there's a Possibility (.mp3) that Appa returns to support G and Shannon through this darkest era of Bella's life: New Moon Chapter 4! Bust out the popcorn for movie night with Jessica Stanley, plus zombies, racial profiling, questionably named bars, and a thrilling trip to McDonald's.Support us on Patreon!linktr.ee/
Episode 28 - "Vampire Dog"
Most painful breakup in literary history, or cause for celebration? Amber returns to help G and Shannon decide, plus discuss regurgitated pizza, Jasper getting Sent To The Farm, and Edward’s deep love for… Charlie?! New Moon Chapter 3 might be “The End,” but Dark Noon and Euphoria and Something are just getting started!threebooksoneplot.comSupport us on Patreon!linktr.ee/threebooksoneplot
Episode 27 - "The Quencies"
Lexie is BACK for the third time, now with more writing education! She helps G and Shannon tackle the grimdark topics in New Moon Chapter 2, such as drug abuse, dying of Spanish influenza, mommy issues, and being covered in pink frosting. Then it’s time to check in with Edward and Beau in two (or three?) all-new chapters of Dark Noon and Euphoria and Something!Support us on Patreon!linktr.ee
Episode 26 - "Not Sponsored by BetterHelp"
G and Shannon are kicking off New Moon Season with the release of two new, FAKE books: Beau’s and Edward’s POVs of New Moon! Can YOU help with the crowdsourced creation of their covers and titles? Then guest Nicole joins them for a harrowing birthday celebration in Chapter 1 of New Moon!threebooksoneplot.comFollow our socials here.Click here for this episode's show notes!Support us on Patre
Episode 25 - "Three Books One (Season) Finale"
G and Shannon reflect on 24 episodes of literary chaos! They also hear from listeners and guests, revisit key Life and Death/Midnight Sun differences, and unpack some crucial statistics—who IS the true MVP of Twilight, and what is the title of Edward's sex tape?threebooksonplot.comFollow our socials here.Click here for this episode's show notes.Support us on Patreon!
Episode 24 - "Prauma (Prom Trauma)"
Guest Kacie returns to help G and Shannon read the very LAST chapters of Twilight, Life and Death, and Midnight Sun—the epilogues! They relive their own proms (there were nuns—don't ask), swap conspiracy theories, and cringe at Edward's Bella/Jacob fanfiction (he seriously needs a therapist.) It's time to find out who lives, who dies, and who becomes Prom Queen in the epic penultimate
Episode 23 - "Straight History"
Beth (of OFIC Mag and Fanauthor Workshop fame) is BACK to help Shannon and G read the most information-packed chapters yet—Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 24 and Midnight Sun Chapters 28-9. Plots diverge, trauma is dumped and codependency thrives in this episode of TED talks, glow-ups, diversity losses, and conspiracy theories such as "did Carlisle Cullen deliver baby Shannon?"threebook
Episode 22 - “The Big Succ”
Smut expert Amber returns to help Shannon and G talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 23 and Midnight Sun Chapters 26-7! They reach the climax—and maybe also the climax—as they delve into disturbingly juicy allegories, even MORE girl crimes, a critically important shopping montage, and... snakes?threebooksoneplot.comFollow our socials here.Click here for this episode's show notes.Support us
Episode 21 - "Jasper Pays for Parking"
Lilia from Episode 10 is back to help Shannon and G tackle the most thrilling chapters yet—Twilight/Life and Death 22 and Midnight Sun 25! After a genre-bending ride through airport bathrooms, mysteriously wet carpets, and Beau’s agonies, it’s time to play How Many Crimes Can the Cullens Commit in One Chapter? (The Answer May Surprise You!)Follow our socials here.Click here for this episode's
Episode 20 - "James on a Plane"
Inaugural guest Lexie returns to help G and Shannon read a whopping FIVE chapters—Twilight and Life and Death Chapters 20-21 and Midnight Sun Chapter 24! Together they ponder burning questions like “why do Archie and Jessamine get to have all the fun?,” “Who dies this week in Midnight Sun?,” And “what’s with the surprise cameo from Adele?” Let’s just say the conspiracy theories aren’t the only thi
Episode 19 - "The Money Sock"
Guest Laura from Episode 4 is BACK to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 19 and Midnight Sun chapter 23! Together with Shannon and G, they growl, slither, and roar their way through a game of human hacky-sack, gross financial decisions, emotions that really get under Beau's skin, and several pulse-pounding jumpscares as villainous murderer James closes in on... Mike Newton?Follow our social
Episode 18 - "James and the Pussycats"
G and Shannon are joined by Twilight hater-turned-enjoyer Eric to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 18 and Midnight Sun Chapter 22! The game is off but the hunt is ON as they discuss surprise extra superpowers for Jasper and Victoria, the WORST name change in Life and Death, and G’s beloved problematic fave.Follow our socials here.Click here for this episode's show notes.threebooksoneplot.
Episode 17 - "Big Jeep Energy"
Shannon's high school friend Maddy is here to spill all the teenage Twilight phase tea on G! They also talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 17 and Midnight Sun Chapter 21, of course. The batter is UP for vampire baseball as they dive into casual trauma-dumping with Esme, secret fish fry ingredients, the unexpected Spanish Inquisition, and Emmett's absolutely MASSIVE... vehicle.Follow our
Episode 16 - "Dates and Dateline"
Shannon has a special request for YOU! In this episode, she and G are joined by Liza, a fellow Twihard with a fun fandom origin story and opinions to spare on Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 16 and Midnight Sun Chapter 20. Tune in for a vintage episode of To Catch a Predator, plus a look at empathic drug abuse, gowns For Him, and that time Stephenie Meyer said “orgy."Follow our socials here.
Episode 15 - "Happy New Tear"
G and Shannon learn what it’s like to live with the REAL midnight sun from their new guest, Appa! They look at Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 15 and Midnight Sun Chapter 19 from a fresh international perspective in this episode about alternate Twilight translations, juicy new backstories, Edward’s weirdest move yet, and the greatest fashion crime in all of literature.Follow our socials here.Clic
Episode 14 - "Catgirl and Pigboy"
In which G and Shannon’s guest of the week, Beth, has an MFA in writing and a lot of opinions on Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 14 and Midnight Sun Chapter 18! It’s time to bust out your handcuffs AND thinking caps for this scandalous yet studious episode about the evolution of Stephenie Meyer’s writing, Twilight as a BDSM allegory, Beau’s fursona, and Edythe’s appreciation for Cambodian archite
Episode 13 - "The Gorilla and The Greyhound"
Shannon and G’s guest of the week Amber knows a thing or two about horny fiction, like Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 13 and Midnight Sun Chapter 17. They revisit some of the books’ sexiest, most iconic lines—lions, lambs, and heroin, oh my! Also discussed: Edythe’s feats of strength, Carlisle’s vampiric parenting techniques, and a surprise character death.Follow our socials here.Click here for
Episode 12 - "Cloudy With a Chance of Murder"
Could one of these be the chapter where Bella meets a sticky end? It’s time to check in with Alice for the Murder Forecast! In this absolute whopper of an episode, Shannon and G’s friend Rae joins them to tackle Twilight and Life and Death Chapters 12 and Midnight Sun Chapters 14-16! Get ready for outfit mishaps, a Very Carlisle Christmas, and for Stephenie Meyer to blunder straight into a niche s
Episode 11.5 - "2Bio 2Horny"
The Horny Era continues as G, Shannon, and M talk Midnight Sun Chapters 12-13! Learn all about Stephenie’s—I mean BELLA’S favorite things, plus questionable fashion, Emmett Cullen’s theatrical debut, and the top 10 Susan Sarandon films to turn you on in Biology class. Edward may be horny for face-touching, but your podcast hosts are horny for literature—find out how YOU can participate in our fun
Episode 11 - "Intro to Biological Horniness 101"
G and Shannon are joined by their friend M to tackle some of the horniest sections yet: Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 11! Sparks and shuttlecocks are flying in this Halloween episode about emotionally fraught games of badminton, Beau’s passion for daytime television, Billy Black’s very special face, and the bygone era of Twilight fanfiction on Quizilla. Part 1 of 2.Follow our socials here.Click
Episode 10 - "$25 Forbidden Pizza"
Guest of the week Lilia bursts onto the scene to educate G and Shannon on Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 10 and Midnight Sun Chapter 11. It’s time to diagnose Bella and Beau with dyspraxia, ruminate on religious symbolism in the books, meet Edward’s fashion arch-nemesis, and share the world’s most expensive slice of cafeteria pizza.Follow our socials here.Click here for this episode's show n
Episode 9 - "Happy Anniversary, Alice and Jasper!"
G and Shannon learn what it’s like to read the Twilight books out of order from their guest of the week, Kitebird! They tackle some of the thorniest chapters yet—Twilight/Life and Death Chapters 9 and Midnight Sun Chapter 10—and discuss the books’ most irrevocably iconic lines, the astonishing validity of Beau and Edythe, and polarizing fashion critic Charlie Swan. Their patience with Edward may h
Episode 8.5 - "This Episode Brought to You by Ravioli"
G and Shan consult friend and fashion expert Rahzé on the outfits described in Life and Death Chapter 8 and Midnight Sun Chapter 9. It’s a crime-ridden, caffeinated thrill ride through Port Angeles as they tackle product placement, parallel parking skills, complicated Mormon relationships to soda, and a pivotal plate of ravioli.Click here for our show notes.Follow our social media pages here.three
Episode 8 - "This Episode Brought to You by Coca-Cola"
G and Shan consult friend and fashion expert Rahzé on the outfits described in Twilight Chapter 8. It’s a crime-ridden, caffeinated thrill ride through Port Angeles as they tackle product placement, parallel parking skills, complicated Mormon relationships to soda, and a pivotal plate of ravioli. Part 1 of 2.Click here for our show notes.Follow our social media pages here.threebooksoneplot.comS
Episode 7 - "The V-Word"
New guest Kacie joins Shannon and G to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapter 7 and Midnight Sun Chapter 8 in this doozy of an episode. From vampire history talks to vampire makeup looks to vampire football, this one’s got it all! Also discussed: Linkin Park albums as coping mechanisms, Jane Austen vs giant squids, and Jessica Stanley’s fabulous boobs.Click here for our show notes.Follow our social
Episode 6 - "Beaches vs. Bears"
It’s the Beach Episode! Shannon and G invite their friend Winni onto the podcast to compare Bella’s and Beau’s beach trip in Chapter 6 of Twilight/Life and Death to Edward’s and Emmett’s bear hunt adventure in Chapter 7 of Midnight Sun. It’s a rollicking good time as they read along to an evening with the Cullens, a therapy session with Edward, a campfire story with Jacob, and a hike with Mike.Cli
Episode 5 - "Girl Crimes"
The crimes continue when old friend Jay joins G and Shannon to talk Twilight/Life and Death Chapter 5 and Midnight Sun Chapter 6. Tune in for a scientifically accurate look at Bella’s squeamishness, Forks High School OSHA violations, and a celebration of Women’s Rights but most especially Women’s Wrongs.Click here for our show notes.Follow our social media pages here.threebooksoneplot.comSuppor
Episode 4 - "Suspicious Enchiladas"
Guest Laura joins Shannon and G to discuss Twilight and Life and Death Chapter 4 and Midnight Sun Chapter 5. Topics covered include vehicular manslaughter For Girls, Shannon’s real-life Bella Swan experience, proper meteor safety, and whether or not it’s THAT hard to make enchiladas.Click here for our show notes.Follow our social media pages here.threebooksoneplot.comSupport us on Patreon!
Episode 3 - "The Murder Chart"
Shannon and G learn some Twilight fandom history from their guest Kalie, the original Twihard. They gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss their way through Twilight and Life and Death Chapter 3 and Midnight Sun Chapters 3-4 to weigh in on car crash choreography, books vs. movies, vampire family dynamics, G’s favorite Twilight parody, and whether Jasper and Rosalie can have a little murder as a treat.Cli
Episode 2 - "Long Chocolate Butterscotch Eyes”
Shannon and G invite their friend Sam onto the podcast to weigh in on how Beau measures up to the Cis Man Experience™ in Chapter 2 of Life and Death. Also discussed: Chapters 2 of Twilight and Midnight Sun, whether men can see color, how many people we can injure with a single volleyball, and 462 food-related ways to describe your love interest’s eyes.Click here for our show notes.Follow our socia
Episode 1 - "We Like Mike"
G and Shannon are joined by their friend Lexie to discuss Chapter 1 of Twilight, Life and Death, and Midnight Sun. Topics covered include crying, gender roles, American public high schools, and best practices for vampiric murder.Click here for our show notes.Follow our social media pages here.threebooksoneplot.comSupport us on Patreon!
Episode 0 - "So 2010"
G and Shannon explain what on earth possessed them to do this ridiculous podcast; they learn about the history of the Twilight franchise, the theory of reparative reading, and each other’s grass allergies.Follow our socials here.Click here for this episode's show notes.Support us on Patreon!threebooksoneplot.com
Welcome to Three Books One Plot
Join long-time Twilight fans Shannon and G and their guest of the week as they read Twilight and its two official retellings, Life and Death and Midnight Sun, all at once in this nostalgia-driven, joke-filled look at the world’s craziest story ever to be published three times by the same author.
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