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STITCHES

Jeremy Ellett 35 episodes Latest Apr 22, 2026

STITCHES is a fiction podcast home to satirical dark comedies, including 'Two Flat Earthers Kidnap a Freemason', 'Christmas Diner', and 'The One Stars'. Each season is a stand-alone limited series. The show features original dark comedy stories with a satirical edge.

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Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk Jun 10, 2026 989 Hey Folks, today on the feed we’re thrilled to get the chance to share with you all, one of our favorite Audio Dramas of all time.  Its called WE FIX SPACE JUNK and its from our friends at Battle Bird Productions. 'We Fix Space Junk' follows seasoned smuggler Kilner and reluctant socialite fugitive Samantha as they travel the galaxy, dodging bullets and meeting strange and wonderful beings as the
Haunted: The Van Buren Manor || Feed Drop Apr 22, 2026 1369 Hey Folks, today on the feed we’re featuring the pilot episode of a new show we love. It’s called HAUNTED: THE VAN BUREN MANOR. It’s a satirical horror comedy by Robbie Hyne and August year Round.  ABOUT THE SERIES: When their staged ghost hunter investigations lead them to the mysterious Van Buren Manor, the so-called "Spirit Sleuths" must confront their first real haunting. Trapped inside
The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing Apr 1, 2026 1474 The One Stars, Episode 6: The Hole Thing What's at the bottom of the deepest depression on earth? It's the One Stars Season One Finale! The One Stars News Network covers an ever-expanding sinkhole. [This episode was originally released on September 18, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay a
The One Stars, Episode 5: No Magic or Cats Allowed Mar 8, 2026 1063 The One Stars, Episode Five: No Magic or Cats Allowed  [This episode was originally released on August 28, 2020] NO MAGIC OR CATS ALLOWED Something about cats or something about magic. But definitely not both. This episode includes reviews of: Beach Trip. Clothes Iron. Cat Bed. Apartment Complex. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Em
The One Stars, Episode 4: I've Got Places to Be Mar 1, 2026 1118 Negative Nancy is stuck in traffic. Reviews of: a Time Machine, The World's Largest Penny, an Abandoned Mall, a Grocery Store, a Rocket and a Mood Ring. [This Episode was originally released August 14, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST:  Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Dallis MacKenzie as Intern Lilly. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announc
Feed Drop: Finding Pattersby Feb 24, 2026 1528 Hey folks, Welcome Back to Stitches. Today on the feed we’re sharing one of our favorite weird-fiction comedy podcasts. It’s called FINDING PATTERSBY.  Finding Pattersby is a Fake True Crime comedy and Supernatural Mystery about an ex-ghostwriter of thriller novels investigating the disappearance of best-selling author Luke Pattersby who vanished under strange and mysterious circumstances. Also t
The One Stars, Episode 3: Please Hold Feb 17, 2026 948 The One Stars, Episode Three: Please Hold (This episode was originally released on July 31, 2020) Negative Nancy is on hold. This episode includes reviews of: Ethan's Erasers. Can of Mace. Can of Beans. A Special Collection. NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST CAST: Autumn Hardwood (as Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzge
The One Stars, Episode 2: Haunted by Your Post Feb 10, 2026 1036 The One Stars, Episode Two: Haunted by Your Post [This episode was originally released on: July 16, 2020] NO A.I. WAS USED IN THE PRODUCTION OF THIS PODCAST Negative Nancy combs through her old social media posts to eliminate any old and potentially problematic Hot Takes. This episode includes reviews of: A Kettlebell. Space Jam on DVD. A Haunted VCR. A Spellbook. CAST: Autu
The One Stars, Episode 1: Over the Moon Feb 3, 2026 1412 The One Stars, Episode One: Over the Moon [Originally released on: July 2, 2020] Negative Nancy is over the Moon. This episode includes reviews of: An Uber Driver. A Moon Vacation. A Ukulele. The Moon Landing Museum.  CAST: Autumn Hardwood (aka Emma Elizabeth) as Negative Nancy. Blythe Renay as Chatbot. Garan Fitzgerald as the Announcer. Vin Ernst performs Review of an Uber D
Feed Drop: The Kingmaker Histories Jan 21, 2026 1912 Set in a fictional European republic in the years leading up to World War One, The Kingmaker Histories follows an assistant tailor named Colette who becomes the unwitting host for a deadly alien power source- the Kingmaker Diamond. Hunted by a host of enemies who wish to use her powers for their own gain, Colette's only hope is to join up with a pair of career criminals and embark on a bizarre roa
Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Dec 19, 2025 1213 Christmas Diner, Episode 6: Here Comes Santa Claus Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Ryan Philbrook as Chris.  Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Damon Alums as Reggie. Addison Peacock as Kathy. Jeremy Ellett as Alex. D
Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Dec 18, 2025 1522 Christmas Diner, Episode 5: Ghost of Christmas Past Buster finally gets what he wants for Christmas. Writing, Sound Design, and Musical Arrangement by Jeremy Ellett. STARRING: Zane Schacht as Buster. Peter Lewis as the Narrator. Blythe Renay as Erica. Josh Rubino as Douglass. Lauren Grace Thompson as Lauren. Sarah Golding as Greta. Ryan Philbrook as Chris. Damon Alums as Reggie.

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