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Usama and Dylan Save Your Life

Usama and Dylan Save Your Life

Usama and Dylan Save Your Life 8 Episodes Aug 10, 2026

Comedians Usama Siddiquee and Dylan Palladino host a comedic advice podcast where they aim to improve listeners' lives. They invite listeners to send in advice questions and Hinge profiles for funny and practical guidance. The show blends humor with life advice, creating an entertaining and engaging experience.

Episodes

Agamemnon Aura in 4D - Ep. #9
Agamemnon Aura in 4D - Ep. #9 Aug 10, 2026 01:01:57 This week, we talk people watching The Odyssey in 4D, why every guy wants to be Agamemnon, and a series of listener questions that get progressively more complicated. We discuss when you’re allowed to ask for a hug after a fight, how to stop being a b*tch without losing your integrity, and why sometimes the best advice to get out of something is to lie. ASK FOR ADVICE HERE: ☎️ 347.566.9741 ☎️ or 📧
A Stud Stole Usama's GF - Ep. #8
A Stud Stole Usama's GF - Ep. #8 Aug 3, 2026 01:04:07 Welcome back to another episode of Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! Today they discuss when Usama's gf was stolen from him, how to force your toddler to become a pro soccer player, and the best ways to spot an authentic Chinese restaurant in NYC. Plus they have a follow up on listener Alicia’s hinge profile and read the craziest advice they’ve ever gotten. We hope we help your silly little life! AS
All Girls Have IBS & Confronting a Cheating Stepdad - Ep. #7
All Girls Have IBS & Confronting a Cheating Stepdad - Ep. #7 Jul 28, 2026 01:00:36 Welcome back to another episode of Usama and Dylan Save Your Life. Today a listener follows up about confronting her cheating stepdad, Dylan makes his nephew cry, and Usama tells the story of yelling at his ex's cousin as a joke that bombed. Plus we also talk about laughing at patients in the ER out of awkwardness, a listener figuring out how to deal with seeing estranged family at a wedding, and
Cucked by Erling Haaland & Breaking A Chipotle Addiction - Ep. #6
Cucked by Erling Haaland & Breaking A Chipotle Addiction - Ep. #6 Jul 21, 2026 00:54:32 What's up everyone, welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The advice show that makes your silly little life better. Today Usama and Dylan are talking Erling Haaland's recent taxidermy Raccoon purchase, ending a chipotle addiction, Usama's obsession with Suga Momma from the proud family, and how to make hooking up with a girl Halal. Plus we go over listener Alicia's hinge!Send advice/scre
Usama Dated Dylan's Dad - Ep. #5
Usama Dated Dylan's Dad - Ep. #5 Jul 14, 2026 00:52:31 Welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The only advice podcast guaranteed to help your sweet sad little life. Today the boys are in their new studio (Dylan's apartment) and they're talking about how to not snooze your alarm, what to do if you can't afford your British lawyer exam, how to pronounce French words correctly, and Usama's breakfast IHOP date with Dylan's dad
How to make new friends as an immigrant - Ep. #4
How to make new friends as an immigrant - Ep. #4 Jul 7, 2026 00:54:18 Welcome back to Usama and Dylan Save Your Life! The only advice podcast guaranteed to help your sad little life. Today we are talking bout The Pitt season 2, Leonardo DiCaprio's dating lore, how to make friends when emigrating from India, and what to do as a single mom when your kid leaves the house.Send submissions to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.comFollow Dylan: @dylanjpalladinoFollow Usama: @usamas
The Greek Hot Guy - Ep. #3
The Greek Hot Guy - Ep. #3 Jul 1, 2026 00:54:15 What's up everyone. Today we finish Lydia's hinge, talk about how you'll never be The Greek Hot Guy in Mykonos, and help a listener with a question about traditional gender roles in long distance dating. Send your submissions to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com
You Like My Shorts? - Ep. #2
You Like My Shorts? - Ep. #2 Jun 16, 2026 00:36:28 Usama and Dylan reminisce about their trip to Saudi Arabia, help a listener with some dating advice, and improve a hinge profile. Email advice questions and screen grabs of your hinge profile to: wesaveyourlifepod@gmail.com
Episode #1
Episode #1 Jun 16, 2026 00:40:08 Comedians Usama Siddiquee and Dylan Palladino are best boys who want to save your life!!!Goofy stories, life advice, and dating profile critiques. It's fun af, come through.Will be weekly once we get everything up and running, love y'all!

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