10 Things We Hate About Your Movie
Each week, the hosts watch a movie and then count down the top 10 reasons they hate it, along with a top 3 list of things they love about it. The tone is deliberately sarcastic and self-deprecating, with the hosts joking that their opinions don't matter and warning listeners not to tune in. Despite the mock negativity, it's a comedic take on movie criticism.
Episodes
Starship Troopers (1997)
Season 5 baby!!! 199 movies. This one is about a young cyberfootball player who's drawn into a war he doesn't quite understand but some skirt.. Enjoy!
Top Ten Loves for Season 4
60 movies, a lot of crap, but a few gems this season.
Top Ten Hates for Season 4
60 movies this season and these are the worst... And they are bad... Enjoy
The Stuff (1985) – Season 4 Finale
A mysterious white goo bubbles up from the earth, gets instantly marketed as America’s newest dessert sensation, and proceeds to turn half the country into mindless snack zombies. Featuring: industrial-espionage plotting with zero friction, a kid who exists solely to be trafficked across state lines, a rogue colonel and his boy-scout army hiding in the tall grass, and the eternal mystery of why th
BONUS: Marci X (2003)
Lisa Kudrow inherits a hip-hop label, decides to reform a gangsta rapper who isn’t particularly gangsta, and somehow this costs $20 million. We break down the resulting 80-minute collection of sketches that desperately wants to be satire but mostly just sits there making mild jokes about purses, “power in my pants,” and putting it in the butt.Featuring: a Roman candle exploding out of Damon Wayans
Obsession (2026)
The Indie smash hit that took the world by storm... I don't get it. Its fine..
World Gone Wild (1987)
Nothing makes sense in a world gone wild...
Brokeback Mountain (2005)
Anything goes August is upon us and that includes Gay Cowboys rustling up love with each other instead of sheep. Its fine. A little lengthy for forbidden cowboy love but whatever.. Enjoy!
Toy Story (1995)
T-O-Y July is now over.. Finally.. At least Toy Stories are decent movies.. This is the best one. And now we're done but not without spending a little more time on Randy Newman...
Toy Story 2 (1999)
Only one more left after this in T-O-Y July... Thank god.. Its Toy story so see previous episodes.. Its all the same except I think there is more shit talk in this one. Enjoy!
BONUS: Small Soldiers (1998)
The theme is toys so all toys storys and a bonus of Small Soldiers. Not as good as you remember. Requires a lot of forgiveness from the audience but still has some moments.
Toy Story 3 (2010)
3rd in the the chapter for T-O-Y July or Toy-lye or whatever. Its toys.. This one gets a little real. Enjoy!
Toy Story 4 (2019)
T-O-Y July rolls on... We given up on being clever. We're doing all the Toy Stories in backwards order because science. This one is on the same plane as TS5. Not bad at all but probably not the strongest. At least we get Duke Caboom... Enjoy!
Toy Story 5 (2026)
July is all about toys for some reason... We're going to watch all the Toy Story Movies in reverse order because subversion? 5 was not bad but we'll see what the worst one is in July. Finally the question will be answered. Who cares. Enjoy!
BONUS: The Grey Man (2022)
Because grey is a color. This is it. No more color rush movies..
Pink Panther (2006)
Color rush month gives us this.... The Pink Panther... I don't get it.
Red Eye (2005)
Color Rush month continues with a Wes Craven joint. Wes Craven movies suck... There.. no more ifs or buts or giving him time or second chances.. His movies are terrible. God help this movie if Cillian wasn't in it.. Whatever. It has a color in the title so we watched it. Enjoy!
BONUS: White Noise(2005)
Ashton just had to watch White Noise for her birthday... Well happy birthday. Sorry your movie is so lame.. Justin sticks to what he knows.. you'll see. Great conversation - terrible movie.
Blue Thunder (1983)
Baby face Daniel Stern and the guy from Jaws star in this exciting, fast paced, on the edge of your seat helicopter thriller! All but Chase hated it. Enjoy!
Red Sonja (1985)
June is Color Rush month. Its colors in the movie title because why not. Red Sonja on account of her red hair. This is like Flash Gordon level. Its so bad but kind of good. Fuckin Arnold was in this.. Go figure. Just proves if you follow legal immigration and start at the bottom, your dreams of having an illegitimate child with your maid can come true. Enjoy!
Willow (1988)
Finally... Midget May is over and we go out with a small bang. Some redemption for the little folk. An actual movie with midgets playing real characters and not just mischievous little monsters. However, a normal steals the show. Life's not fair. Enjoy!
Time Bandits (1981)
Midget May lives on! No more bonus episodes this month.. we think. This week we watched Time Bandits and some of us wish we could bandit our time back from this movie...
BONUS: Mortal Kombat 2 (2026)
Because Justin haaaaad to see it....
BONUS: Twister (1996)
Just for Justin's Bday. The Justinless cast hates the last movie Justin saw with his dad and celebrate him in the same breath.
Tiptoes (2002/04/06)
May the Midget be with you month continues on with this thing. What is this movie? Gary Oldman as a rebel dwarf with a heart of gold. Matthew McConaughey as a man raised by dwarves now on the edge of sanity. I guess this is one for the midgets but is it? Enjoy
Under the Rainbow (1981)
Its Midget May! Because even the halfsies deserve the spotlight. We start off with a blatant exploitation of those horny little guys. 150 midgets and all we got were some caricatures of lustfilled little demons. Shame Chevy Chase... Couple of small moments that were funny.. Enjoy!
BONUS! Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace (1999)
Happy Star Wars Day! To honor it, we bash this movie. May the 4th be with you.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice (2024)
It's the end of Catherine O'Hara remembrance month. We had to squeeze this one in for Chase and it wasn't as terrible as Ashton thought!
For Your Consideration (2006)
Its still Catherine O'Hara month and this movie actually has Catherine in it for more than 5 minutes. Its a mockumentary. If you don't like those or don't know what it is, don't not watch it. Its a weird one and kind of hard to follow since they make it up as they go. Kind of like this podcast and Chaseface's life. Enjoy!
Monster House (2006)
This is weak one for Catherine O'Hara month.. She's in it less than Nick Cannon.... Which is some bullshit. Its really just because Justin loves cartoons. He's a cartoon guy. Whatever. just listen
Penelope (2006)
It's Catherine O'Hara month and Ashton's pick was the Amazing Pig Girl. God help this movie... Christina Ricci has a pig nose and needs to get married, but really she just needs to love herself. There... We saved you an hour and 44 minutes of boring elitist pig propaganda. Enjoy!
Beetlejuice (1988)
Its April O'Hara month! We started off pretty strong for once. Enjoy!
Ed (1996)
Thank god this month is over... The final movie starting a Friends cast member and its Ed.... A story about Matt LeBlanc, a monkey, and backdoor wheeling and dealing by an elite single A baseball team owner's son. Do with that info as you will.
Scream 7 (2026)
"The One with the Screamer"
BONUS! Friday the 13th part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989)
Its Friday the 13th so we watched Friday the 13th. again. They are all terrible movies. This one is misleading. Also, we answer a lot of questions that the movie leaves you with.
Leprechaun (1992)
We continue with this month's theme of Friends cast in a starring movie role... We've run out of ideas.. Leprechaun sucks. Jennifer Anniston is ok in this. Its like Rachel's origin story. Don't expect much. Enjoy!
Almost Heroes (1998)
Friends cast member in a movie month!!!!!!!! First up, this shit with Matthew Perry and Chris Farley. It sucks, but we watched it. Enjoy.
Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)
Ending Webruary with a banger. Doing loves instead of hates just feels wrong, but this one was a little easier. Actually not bad even though it has a multiverse in it and some odd other-dimensional spider-people. Enjoy
The Net (1995)
Webruary continues with the world wide variety. Sandy B saves the world with a Tough Book. They tried to warn us in the mid 90s that the internet will kill you. We didn't listen... Enjoy!
Jason X (2001/2002)
Friday the 13th BONUS! Let me just give a brief synopsis. Jason, the supernatural machete wielding psycho killer, is cryogenically frozen for 450 years. He's, then, taken to space on a trek to Earth 2 where he is thawed and kills people. That's it.
Arachnophobia (1990)
Webruary continues with spider webs... Real spiders, Real on-location footage, and Real John Goodman. Thank god for Dan. There is an odd amount of ball-cupping too. I'm not sure what a good amount would be.. Some ball-cupping but this seemed extreme. It made Justin uncomfortable. He's never had his balls cupped. Maybe jealously... Enjoy!
Ingrid Goes West (2017)
Webruary. Its like February but with webs either spider or world wide . This one is the latter. Also, because its February, we're doing 10 things we LOVE. Its a gimmick. Honestly, it makes the podcast worse... Enjoy!
My Girl (1991)
Song Title Movie Month is finally over and we end with what you think is a classic.. but its not. Killing Kevin is the only thing that saved this movie. Also, more weirdos in this than you remember. Enjoy!
Boyz n the Hood (1991)
Chase did a racism... Enjoy!
Stand By Me (1986)
No Nick. No Ashton. No more semen jokes...finally! Sit down and enjoy a more mature discussion centered around four prepubescent boys stripping down to their tighty whities and holding one another as they take turns crying. The 50's were a different time but they still hated gays and fats. So chow down wide load and enjoy...FATASS!
Pet Sematary (1989)
In this episode Justin gets a mysterious phone call.... Is it a prank call? Is it his ex wife calling to reconcile? Is it his father calling to repair their fractured relationship? Or is it a kidnapper calling for ransom money????? Listen and find out!
Pretty Woman (1990)
JAMSuary. We're doing song title/movie title. Don't overthink it. We're running out of ideas... We start with a 90's classic. However, I'm not sure why it's a classic. I don't get it and now here are the things we hate about it. Happy New Year!
I'll be Home for Christmas (1998)
A JTT joint. This movie is an allegory for Chase's life. Doesn't matter how you do it as long as you get there in the end. For instance, you can lie about a young boy's liver transplant, abandon the pizza industry, have an ulterior motive to receive a classic car, or emotionally detach from your brother-in-common-law. It all doesn't matter as long as you arrive at home just slightl
My Secret Santa (2025) BONUS!
My Secret Santa really encapsulates the spirit of Christmas and we discuss that here. This movie brought us so much joy and we take that energy straight from the tv screen right onto the podcast waves. Enjoy our bonus episode and Merry Christmas!
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)
It's the third movie in Christmas in a title month and this week we watched Chaseface's favorite classic Christmas movie, The Grinch! Did the rest of us like it? Listen and see....
A Christmas Carol (1984)
A Believer, an agnostic, and an Atheist walk into a bar... I don't remember the rest but the Atheist was memed to death and is in hell. Merry Christmas!
Christmas Story 2 (2012)
Christmas!! This movie had to have been made knowing that the mayan calendar was ending and the world would never see this god awful movie. Thanks, Justin....
Milk Money (1994)
Uhhhh.... Happy Thanksgiving, here's a movie about some milk. Sorry it's a day late.
Ice Cream Man (1995)
Another week, another Foodvember movie... Its all junk food too. First it was jawbreaker then candyman, and now this piece of garbage about an ice cream man.... Whatever... Its one of the worst movie ever starring Ron's retarded brother Clint. Enjoy!
Candyman (1992)
Foodvember! I'm not explaining it again. check last episode. Candyman, the story of a former slave turned black on black poltergeist. Almost a good movie. Few more hood characters and a lot less time with whitey and you got a movie. Enjoy!
Jawbreaker (1999)
Foodvember!!! Its November but with food, so movies with food in the title, so candy, so Jawbreaker.... Is it suppose to be funny? Tune in and find out.... Its not funny. Enjoy!
Halloween 3: Season of the Witch
The finale of Witch Please! month... Thank god. Which is what all these movies need. Jesus. Not the worst Halloween movie, but 70's porn vibes really bring it down... or up... am I right, Justin? He's a pervert.. A catchy theme and robots! Enjoy!
Death Becomes Her (1992)
Witch Please! Month with maybe a witch in this one. Not certain. Its more like death becomes them.. am i right? Its fine. Good actors, mediocre script, and some fun moments. Thats it. Not as good as grandpa remembers.
Season of the Witch (2011)
Witch Please! Month continues with this Nic Cage vehicle. Historical epic with adventure, depth, and whimsy. A must watch for any plague enthusiast. This explains everything. Enjoy!
House of the Devil (2009)
Witch Please! I think there's a witch in this movie... Was it Snoke's (Snoke from "Last Jedi") mom? Same gross face.. Making devil babies.. Snoozers... This movie sucks.. 80s were fun but they are over and this is what happens when you cling to them.. Bullshit. Enjoy!
The Craft (1996)
Witch please!! Month. Its October - so movies that have stank ass witches in them. This movie is not as good as you remember. However, if you remember that it sucked, you are correct. All of the movies this month need Jesus. Enjoy!
Tango and Cash (1989)
What a way to welcome in the 90s. Last movie released in theaters in 1989. How fitting. Saying goodbye to Laker dominance, aids, crack, Berlin wall, Steve Perry, etc...
Armed and Dangerous (1986)
Season 4 baby! JUSTIN IS DIFFERENT!!!!!!!!!!!
Top Ten Loves for Season 3
There were movies that we enjoyed this season. Here they are. 49 to choose from but only 10 make it. So long Season 3. Enjoy!
Top Ten Hates for Season 3
We watched 49 movies this season and Chase was present for nearly all of them! Here we discuss some of the worst ones and use a brackett system and a little of Justin's persuasion bias to figure out the worst movie of the season! Enjoy!
Jaws (1975)
Anything goes August and Season 3 is at an end. The movie is fine. Shark personification. He has vengeance in his heart, but he's also shy. A few shark related deaths vs economic instability of an entire town. Its a tough one. Just listen.
Clue (1985)
Its a movie about a board game. Justin's favorite board game. Not to be confused with his favorite bored game... Touching himself to Saved by the Bell. This was a fun one and we learned things about Chase that no one should know. Enjoy!
Hudson Hawk (1991)
Anything goes August and Chase chooses a banger. How did Andie McDowell keep getting work...? Justin. He loves it when girls talk dolphin to him. Enjoy!
War of the Worlds (2025)
Because Chase made a meme.....
Howard the Duck (1986)
Anything goes August is here and for our first selection... A midget in a duck costume that arrives to Earth through the interdimensional rift via laser spectroscope that creates a cosmic inversion pulse that creates trans-dimensional particle displacement from here t othe Nexus of Sominus. In other words, it sucked.... Enjoy
Jurassic World: Rebirth (2025)
Thank god Jurassic July is over... But it ends with this mess of a movie...
Jurassic World (2015)
Another Jurassic July movie. This one is fine. We only have one more this month after this one. We regret everything....
Jurassic Park 3 (2001)
Alan Grant is back with another banger! JK. This movie is bad. The stars of this film are divided into two tribes, people and raptors. They are given a small amount of supplies to get what they think they will need to survive. Tensions rise when Tea Leoni confronts following a Raptor at the tribal council meeting. Nerves plague both tribes as they each wait for resolution to their conflict.
The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)
Lost World sucks. Now its out there and that's that
Jurassic Park (1993)
Jurassic July! Its where, in the month of July, we watch Jurassic Park movies and list 10 things we hate about them. Can't-miss Podcast. Don't be the only one who didn't listen and is now ostracized from society, can't maintain a healthy relationship, and has a drinking problem. Also, Happy Birthday America!
Commando (1985)
Athlete Movie Month comes to an end with Chase selecting this one cuz Arnold is Mr. Universe. I guess it counts. Its fun ride with no meat at all. Arnold lifts a phone booth out of the ground with a dude in it. Thats pretty sweet, also the highlight of the film. Enjoy
Space Jam (1996)
Athlete Movie Month continues with arguably one of the greatest athletes of all time, Wayne Knight. Golf, basketball, dinosaurs.. you name it, this movie has it. Anyway, listen for all the things we hate about Space jam.
(BONUS) Friday the 13th Top 13 Jason Kills!
Justin and Chase secretly made a bonus episode due to Nick and Ashton's disdain for the Friday the 13th franchise. Nick hates the franchise due to its exploitation of young hot honeys and Ashton hates it because of the lack of representation for Mike's hot honey. Regardless, Chase and Justin have curated their favorite Jason kills out of the franchise. Enjoy!
Double Team (1997)
Athlete Movie Month continues with another NBA champion, Dennis "The Worm" Rodman. Where to begin with this one... Convolution meets contradiction in this movie. Nothing makes sense. It felt like the creative leaders of this film were making up the script as they filmed and then threw in Dennis Rodman just because. Enjoy.
Kazaam (1996)
It's Athlete Movie Month because why not. So we start with the Shaq vehicle, "Kazaam". He's a genie with stupid-fresh hip-hop style. Be forewarned, there are threats of anal insertion in this film. Seriously... it happens. Big surprise: Justin loves it! Enjoy!
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