A Song of Spice and Rhani
A Song of Spice and Rhani is a weekly podcast about George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire / Game of Thrones book series. Each episode, hosts Rhani and Spicer discuss three chapters, breaking down lore, characters, and plot with plenty of opinions. The show welcomes listeners of all identities, especially girls, gays, theys, and well-behaved straights. New episodes are released every Tuesday.
Episodes
Oberyn Martell Gets a Headache | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 23
Sansa listens to Littlefinger monologue at her, Jon gets a crappy reward for being a teen military commander, and Tyrion watches Oberyn take a tumble.Chapters discussed:Sansa VIJon IXTyrion XNext Week’s Chapters:Daenerys IVJaime IXJon XNew Episodes Out Every Tuesday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Tyrion Goes On Trial | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 22
Arya and the hound are on the road again, Tyrion sits through the dumbest trial of the century, and Jaime reprimands everybody after inviting them to his new apartment.Chapters discussed:Arya XIITyrion IXJaime VIIINext Week’s Chapters:Sansa VIJon IXTyrion XNew Episodes Out Every Tuesday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jon Snow is Unmedicated & Unwell | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 21
Jaime and Cersei grieve in a unique way, Davos pisses off stannis with some smuggling, and Jon fights another battle while unwell.Chapters discussed:Jaime VIIDavos VIJon VIIINext Week’s Chapters:Arya XIITyrion IXJaime VIIINew Episodes Out Every Tuesday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Joffrey Does Us a Favor and Chokes | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 20
Sansa gets ready for Joffrey’s wedding while Tyrion whines, Tyrion gets to enjoy Joffrey’s death for all of two seconds, and Sansa escapes only to fall into the little grasp of Littlefinger.Chapters discussed:Sansa IVTyrion VIIISansa VNext Week’s Chapters:Jaime VIIDavos VIJon VIIINew Episodes Out Every Tuesday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Ghost Stories of Westeros | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 19
Bran hears some ghost stories and meets an unexpected fat guest, Daenerys finds out that men suck(again), and Tyrion sleeps with his child bride’s new maid.Chapters discussed:Bran IVDaenerys VTyrion VIINext Week’s Chapters:Sansa IVTyrion VIIISansa VNew Episodes Out Every Tuesday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jon Snow Fights His Bisexual Demons | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 18
Tyrion and the Lannisters try to coparent a blood-thirsty Joffrey, Davos works on his reading skills, and Jon continues to be distracted by a pretty boy during the Battle of Castle Black.Chapters discussed:Tyrion VIDavos VJon VIINext Week’s Chapters:Bran IVDaenerys VTyrion VIINew Episodes Out Every Tuesday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
The Red Wedding HURTS! | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 17
Catelyn arrives at the Red Wedding, Arya arrives at the Red Wedding, Catelyn loses all reason to live at the Red Wedding, Arya manages to survive the Red Wedding.Chapters discussed:Catelyn VIArya XCatelyn VIIArya XINext Week’s Chapters:Tyrion VIDavos VJon VIINew Episodes Out Every Tuesday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
The Starks & Sam Are On the Road Again | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 16
Catelyn gets out in time out, Sam the Slayer strikes again, Arya tries to kill the Hound, and Jon finally makes it back to the wall.Chapters discussed:Catelyn VSamwell IIIArya IXJon VINext Week’s Chapters:Catelyn VIArya XCatelyn VIIArya XINew Episodes Out Every Tuesday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Daenerys Outsmarts the “Wise” Masters | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 14
Daenerys shows up all the dumb men around her, Arya takes an unexpected detour, and Jaime tells Brienne he dreamed of her.Chapters discussed:Daenerys IVArya VIIIJaime VINext Week’s Chapters:Daenerys IVArya VIIIJaime VINew Episodes Out Every Tuesday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jon Snow Breaks Up W/ His Girlfriend | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 14
Arya continues to lose friends while getting more bloodthirsty, Bran casually commits a crime against humanity, and Jon breaks up with Ygritte over philosophical differences, aka, murder.Chapters discussed:Arya VIIBran IIIJon VNext Week’s Chapters:Daenerys IVArya VIIIJaime VINew Episodes Out Every Tuesday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Oberyn Martell, The Ultimate Chaos Bisexual Girl-Dad | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 12
Davos finds out Stannis is Team Green, Jaime has the most vulnerable bath of his life, and Tyrion meets the most dangerous man in WesterosChapters discussed:Davos IVJaime VTyrion VNext Week’s Chapters:Arya VIIBran IIIJon VNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Samwell Tarly Dissociates During a Mutiny | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 12
Samwell attends the dinner party from Hell, Arya watches the Hound get traumatized by a zombie with a flaming sword, and Catelyn spirals with Robb after a funeral.Chapters discussed:Samwell IIArya VICatelyn IVNext Week’s Chapters:Davos IVJaime VTyrion VNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jaime Lannister is Going Through It | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 11
Jon and Ygritte climb a wall, Jaime and Brienne survive the roadtrip from Hell, and Tyrion has lady/daddy/work troubles.Chapters discussed:Jon IVJaime IVTyrion IVNext Week’s Chapters:Samwell IIArya VICatelyn IVNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Daenerys Goes Dracarys on Slavers | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 10
Daenerys starts the fiery revolution we all need, Sansa gets surprised with the marriage of her nightmares, and Arya goes to a strange in with no food but lots of women.Chapters discussed:Daenerys IIISansa IIIArya VNext Week’s Chapters:Jon IVJaime IVTyrion IVNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Bran Learns Harrenhal Spoilers | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 9
Bran gets the plot of the upcoming play Game of Thrones: The Mad King spoiled for him, Davos has philosophical disagreements with Melisandre, and Jon Snow enjoys spooky ghost stories and sex in caves.Chapters discussed:Bran IIDavos IIIJon IIINext Week’s Chapters:Daenerys IIISansa IIIArya VNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jaime Lannister is Just Neurodivergent | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 8
Jaime struggles to understand how his privileged upbringing has helped him in a neurotypical world, Arya encounters some warm motherly love for the first time in god knows how long, and Daenerys travels to the most horrifying slave city in the world.Chapters discussed:Jaime IIIArya IVDaenerys IINext Week’s Chapters:Bran IIDavos IIIJon IIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic
Sam is the Best Character, FIGHT ME | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 7
Sam is fat and has to run from ice fairies, Tyrion meets a new conniving council who all hear wedding bells, and Catelyn watches Robb make another honorable but dumb decision.Chapters discussed:Samwell ITyrion IIICatelyn IIINext Week’s Chapters:Jaime IIIArya IVDaenerys IINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Tormund Teaches Jon Snow About the Birds & the Bees | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 6
Jon gets the sex talk from Tormund while Ygritte saves his life, Sansa gets a new dress for no apparent reason, and Arya loses a bestie.Chapters discussed:Jon IISansa IIArya IIINext Week’s Chapters:Samwell ITyrion IIICatelyn IIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Tyrion Can’t Stop Making Dumb Decisions | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 5
Tyrion will not shut his mouth around Varys or his pants around Shae, Arya goes to an inn where she experiences a trauma response, and Catelyn gets emotionally manipulated by her son-king-boy.Chapters discussed:Tyrion IIArya IICatelyn IINext Week’s Chapters:Jon IISansa IIArya IIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Westeros’s Next Top Pirate W/ Davos | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 4
Bran keeps getting distracted cosplaying as a wolf, Davos serves up some religiously flavored pirate realness, and Jaime deals with his trauma in a totally healthy way.Chapters discussed:Bran IJaime IIDavos IINext Week’s Chapters:Tyrion IIArya IICatelyn IINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Sansa Stark Goes To Brunch | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 3
Sansa attends brunch with Lady Olenna Tyrell and Margaery Tyrell, Jon meets the most unassuming king in the world, and Daenerys is the pirate queen having to fight off creepy old men.Chapters discussed:Sansa IJon IDaenerys INext Week’s Chapters:Bran IJaime IIDavos IINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Tywin Lannister is a Goof | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 2
Arya is back to some bloodthirsty camping, Tyrion finally gets out of bed, and Davos finds religion on a deserted island.Chapters discussed:Arya ITyrion IDavos INext Week’s Chapters:Sansa IJon IDaenerys INew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jaime Lannister is Just Evil Dunk | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S3 Episode 1
Chet somehow makes the border patrol look worse, Jaime is unserious, unbathed, and unimpressed… (except with Brienne… he’s quite impressed by her), and Catelyn gets grounded. Chapters discussed:PrologueJaime ICatelyn INext Week’s Chapters:Arya ITyrion IDavos INew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Dunk & Maekar Have a Custody Battle | A Song of Spice & Rhani | A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Ep. 5
Dunk is done with princes, Egg wears the fanciest hat, and Maekar has to do some parenting.Episode 6: The MorrowNew Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Baelor Targaryen Gets a Headache | A Song of Spice and Rhani | A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Ep. 5
Dunk gets stabbed (not by Lyonel Baratheon), Egg yells encouragement, and Baelor Targaryen has a whoops.Episode 5: In the Name of the MotherNew Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Baelor Targaryen is a Baddie | A Song of Spice and Rhani | A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Ep. 4
Dunk deals with a bunch of lying Targaryens, Egg cries, and the Baelor Targaryen has the best theme song.Episode 4: SevenNew Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Aerion Brightflame is DemonTwink | A Song of Spice and Rhani | A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Ep. 3
Dunk saves the day, Egg shares his big secret, and the Aerion Brightflame preps for the new season of RuPaul’s Drag Race.Episode 3: The SquireNew Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Egg is Westeros’s Sassiest Child | A Song of Spice and Rhani | A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms Ep. 2
Dunk works through his daddy issues, Egg has no patience for anyone, and the Baelor Breakspear is the only chill Targaryen.Episode 2: Hard Salt BeefNew Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Lyonel Baratheon is a Manic Pixie Dream Girl | A Song of Spice and Rhani | AKOTSK Ep. 1
A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms kicks off with Dunk the Lunk being as THICC as a castle wall, a tiny bald menace mouthing off, and Lyonel Baratheon performing a musical sequence.Episode 1: The Hedge KnightNew Episodes Out Every Monday at 9pm PT!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Tyrion, Jon, Bran, & The Last Stop on the Trauma Train | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 24
Tyrion has some traumatic hallucinations before seeing he has no nose, Jon has to traumatically murder a mentor, and Bran has to traumatically leave home. Chapters discussed:Tyrion XVJon VIIIBran VIINext Week’s Chapters:A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms,Episode 1New Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Joffrey Karate Chops the Pointy Chair | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 23
Arya decides to Valar Morghulis out of Harrenhal, Sansa enjoys the breakup of her dreams, and Theon finds out what happens when you’re bad at making friends.Chapters Read:Arya XSansa VIIITheon VINext Week:Tyrion XVJon VIIIBran VIIMusic by Spicer CarrArtwork by JR Chambers
The Hound Needs a Gummy | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 22
Tyrion leads the battle before he takes a tumble, Sansa deals with every drunk in King’s Landing, and Daenerys hightails it out of Qarth with a new gang. Chapters discussed:Tyrion XIVSansa VIIDaenerys VNext Week’s Chapters:Arya XSansa VIIITheon VINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Sansa Attends Cersei’s School for Drunken Evil Queens | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 21
Davos is the only competent sailor at the battle, Tyrion does some light war crimes before giving a rousing halftime speech, and Sansa gets lessons in psychopathy from Cersei.Chapters discussed:Davos IIITyrion XIIISansa VINext Week’s Chapters:Tyrion XIVSansa VIIDaenerys VNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
The Haunting of Theon Greyjoy | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 20
Catelyn loses her religion and takes it out on Jaime Lannister, Theon discovers that crimes against humanity gives you nightmares, Sansa prays for Joffrey’s downfall.Chapters discussed:Catelyn VIITheon VSansa VNext Week’s Chapters:Davos IIITyrion XIIISansa VINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Cersei Lannister Botches Her Own Scheme | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 19
Sansa tries to burn down her bedroom (with good reason), Jon learns he’s a magical boy, and Tyrion has the most uncomfortable family dinner with Cersei.Chapters discussed:Sansa IVJon VIITyrion XIINext Week’s Chapters:Catelyn VIITheon VSansa VNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Theon Needs a Dominatrix | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 18
Tyrion is drowning in prep for the arrival of the Mannis, Theon can’t keep track of two elementary school kids and their pets, and Jon climbs a mountain before being forced to talk to a girl.Chapters discussed:Tyrion XITheon IVJon VINext Week’s Chapters:Sansa IVJon VIITyrion XIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Daenerys Hears Supernatural Spoilers | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 17
Bran gets an unwelcome visit from Squidward and his motley crew, Arya stages a jalbreak and meets the new management, and Daenerys gets all the supernatural spoilers in the House of the Undying.Chapters discussed:Bran VIArya IXDaenerys IVNext Week’s Chapters:Tyrion XITheon IVJon VINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Tyrion Traumatizes Us with Gravy | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 16
Jon Snow gets the job offer of his dreams, Tyrion can’t tell that she’s just not into him, and Catelyn can’t help but feel that the vibes are off.Chapters discussed:Jon VTyrion XCatelyn VINext Week’s Chapters:Bran VIArya IXDaenerys IVNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Daenerys Doesn’t Want a Lavender Marriage | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 15
Daenerys learns that rich people aren’t interested in funding regime change in Westeros, Tyrion finds out what not to do in a riot, and Davos takes the boat ride from hell with our resident spooky pregnant priestess.Chapters discussed:Daenerys IIITyrion IXDavos IINext Week’s Chapters:Jon VTyrion XCatelyn VINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Arya Stark Has a Murder Genie | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 14
Theon has second thoughts about committing war crimes, Arya realizes she hasn’t used her murder genie in a smart way, and Catelyn continues to get bad news.Chapters discussed:Theon IIIArya VIIICatelyn VNext Week’s Chapters:Daenerys IIITyrion IXDavos IINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Cersei Lannister Continues to Fail Upwards | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 13
Jon Snow arrives at an ancient fort that’s totally not haunted, Bran continually receives terrible news via prophetic frog boy dreams, and Tyrion gets the heebie jeebies when Cersei is nice to him. Chapters discussed:Jon IVBran VTyrion VIIINext Week’s Chapters:Theon IIIArya VIIICatelyn VNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Catelyn Stark is a Single Mom Who Works Two Jobs | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 12
Catelyn deals with Baratheon sibling rivalries, Sansa learns that knights all suck, and Catelyn skedaddles with Brienne after witnessing a magic murder.Chapters discussed:Catelyn IIISansa IIICatelyn IVNext Week’s Chapters:Jon IVBran VTyrion VIIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Arya Scooby Doos Around Harrenhal | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 11
*There are some audio issue with Rhani’s mic for the first section, I promise it’s fixed after the first break.Bran struggles with anger management while making friends with Jojen and Meera, Tyrion blackmails his cousin for funsies, and Arya discovers the benefits of murder.Chapters discussed:Bran IVTyrion VIIArya VIINext Week’s Chapters:Catelyn IIISansa IIICatelyn IVNew Episodes Out Every Monday!
Daenerys Ain’t Scared of Dragonslayers | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 10
Tyrion poisons Cersei & gives Pycelle a shave, Arya arrives at the spookiest castle in Westeros, and Daenerys gets the best news of her life.Chapters discussed:Tyrion VIArya VIDaenerys IINext Week’s Chapters:Bran IVTyrion VIIArya VIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jon Snow & Catelyn are Mean Girls | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 9
Catelyn is forced to go to brunch with Renly Baratheon, Jon meets the worst father in all of Westeros, and Theon needs therapy after meeting his sister Asha.Chapters discussed:Catelyn IIJon IIITheon IINext Week’s Chapters:Tyrion VIArya VIDaenerys IINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Lannisters are the Kardashians of Westeros | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 8
Arya & Gendry are captured by war criminals, Tyrion meets the crypt keeper, and Bran attends a feast with some weird swamp siblings.Chapters discussed:Arya VTyrion VBran IIINext Week’s Chapters:Catelyn IIJon IIITheon IINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Sansa Stark Will CUT You! | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 7
Bran meets the entire cast of characters in the North, Tyrion manipulates everyone in the Red Keep, and Sansa meets her disappointing knight in shining armor.Chapters discussed:Bran IITyrion IVSansa IINext Week’s Chapters:Arya VTyrion VBran IIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jon Snow & Sam Are Dating | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 6
*There were some issues with my mic this week, I apologize if it’s ever a nuisance.Jon checks in to show us an ooky spooky tree, Team Arya becomes the subject of the war crimes, and Tyrion has a busy day of manipulative meetings.Chapters discussed:Jon IIArya IVTyrion IIINext Week’s Chapters:Bran IITyrion IVSansa IINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Stannis the Mannis is a Hypocrite | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 5
Davos realizes his workplace is now a cult, Theon is awful and no one likes him, and Daenerys cosplays Moses in the desert.Chapters discussed:Davos ITheon IDaenerys INext Week’s Chapters:Jon IIArya IVTyrion IIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Tyrion Learns That Power is a Curious Thing | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Ep 4
Catelyn is stuck at a sausage party, Tyrion throws the funniest dinner meeting ever, and George RR Martin refuses to let Arya off the trauma train.Chapters discussed:Catelyn ITyrion IIArya IIINext Week’s Chapters:Davos ITheon IDaenerys INew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jon Snow & Spicer Have FEELINGS | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 3
Bran Stark hates all the children, Arya Stark thinks she’s the main character, and Jon Snow is totally not jealous of his newly royal brother. Chapters discussed:Bran IArya IIJon INext Week’s Chapters:Catelyn ITyrion IIArya IIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Arya Stark Beats the Literal Sh*t Out of Bullies | A Song of Spice and Rhani | S2 Episode 2
Arya deals with the most unskilled bullies of all time, Sansa tries to manipulate a homicidal maniac, and Tyrion begins orientation for the worst job in Westeros.Chapters discussed:Arya ISansa ITyrion INext Week’s Chapters:Bran IArya IIJon INew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Melisandre is a Lesbian Icon | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 1
Maester Cressen tries to teach Stannis Baratheon how to play nice and gets choked out by a redhead for his efforts.Chapters discussed:ACOK - PrologueNext Week’s Chapters:Arya ISansa ITyrion INew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Daenerys is the Mother of DRAGONS, B*tches! | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 25
Daenerys brings dragons back into the world and it’s the coolest thing you’ll ever read. Chapters discussed:Daenerys XNext Week’s Chapters:A Clash of Kings, PrologueNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
The Daddy Issues Episode | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 24
Tyrion gets to sit at the big boy table, Jon executes a poorly thought out plan, and Catelyn can’t go home because Robb got a promotion.Chapters discussed:Tyrion IXJon IXCatelyn XINext Week’s Chapters:Daenerys XNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Daenerys, Sansa, & Bran Board the Trauma Train | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 23
Bran has nightmares that turn out to be current events, Sansa considers homicide as an antidote to depression, and Daenerys loses everything.Chapters discussed:Bran VIISansa VIDaenerys IXNext Week’s Chapters:Tyrion IXJon IXCatelyn XINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Ned Stark Sings “Don’t Lose Your Head” | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 22
Catelyn waits in the woods while Robb avoids the terminator, Daenerys doesn’t escape to Halloweentown when she has the chance and goes into the Demontent instead, and Arya goes full feral child before experiencing the worst Farher’s Day of all time.Chapters discussed:Catelyn XDaenerys VIIIArya VNext Week’s Chapters:Bran VIISansa VIDaenerys IXNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMu
Dany Meets a Shady Lady | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 21
Jon gets one new sword and two old lectures, Daenerys learns that war is horrible actually, and Tyrion makes new friends on and off the battlefield.Chapters discussed:Jon VIIIDaenerys VIITyrion VIIINext Week’s Chapters:Catelyn XDaenerys VIIIArya VNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Robb Stark Has To Pay The Troll Toll | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 20
Sansa deals with the royal court from hell, Ned hallucinates conversations with his loved ones before he’s visited one final time, and Catelyn has to bargain with the bridge troll.Chapters discussed:Sansa VEddard XVCatelyn IXNext Week’s Chapters:Jon VIIIDaenerys VIITyrion VIIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Tyrion Lannister has Daddy Issues | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 19
Daenerys can’t even go shopping without assholes ruining it, Catelyn whips Robb into shape, and Tyrion introduces Tywin to all his new friends.Chapters discussed:Daenerys VICatelyn VIIITyrion VIINext Week’s Chapters:Sansa VEddard XVCatelyn IXNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jon Snow Ruins Rhani’s Life | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 18
Sansa Stark is bullied & gaslit by the worst adults in Westeros, Jon Snow gets bad news and reacts as you’d expect, and Bran Stark is ignored but gets a promotion.Chapters discussed:Sansa IVJon VIIBran VINext Week’s Chapters:Daenerys VICatelyn VIIITyrion VIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Ned Stark, Meet the Consequences of Your Actions | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 17
Jon Snow gets some unexpected bad news, Ned Stark learns that bad decisions have bad consequences, and Arya Stark starts putting her dance lessons into practice.Chapters discussed:Jon VIEddard XIVArya IVNext Week’s Chapters:Sansa IVJon VIIBran VINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Cersei Lannister Delivers Her Brotherly Love Manifesto | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 16
Ned listens as Cersei Lannister talks at him, Daenerys has a terrible lunch followed by the worst coronation ever, and Ned makes some poor decisions after Robert makes some poor decisions.Chapters discussed:Eddard XIIDaenerys VEddard XIIINext Week’s Chapters:Jon VIEddard XIVArya IVNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Ned Stark Deals W/ A Twink, A Bear, & Some War Crimes | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 15
Tyrion unpacks some trauma, Ned deals with war crimes and strong personalities, and Sansa doesn’t get what she wants.Chapters discussed:Tyrion VIEddard XISansa IIINext Week’s Chapters:Eddard XIIDaenerys VEddard XIIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Controversial Jon Snow Opinions | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 14
Ned and Cersei argue while Robert dissociates, Catelyn is ignored by everyone, and Jon does a good deed.Chapters discussed:Eddard XCatelyn VIIJon VNext Week’s Chapters:Tyrion VIEddard XISansa IIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Viserys Targaryen is a Furry | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 13
Daenerys puts Viserys in his place, Bran goes on the worst pony ride ever, and Tyrion develops a newfound fear of heights.Chapters discussed:Daenerys IVBran VTyrion VNext Week’s Chapters:Eddard XCatelyn VIIJon VNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Cat Meets The Creepiest Child in Westeros | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 12
Ned Stark experiences the worst all-hands meeting of all time, Catelyn’s family reunion doesn’t go according to plan, and then Ned has yet another traumatic day at work.Chapters discussed:Eddard VIIICatelyn VIEddard IXNext Week’s Chapters:Daenerys IVBran VTyrion VNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Arya Stark Gets Freaked Out By A Mermaid | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 11
Ned Stark experiences the longest day of work ever, Tyrion Lannister plays Super Smash Bros with mountain clans, and Arya Stark chases cats for validation.Chapters discussed:Eddard VIITyrion IVArya IIINext Week’s Chapters:Eddard VIIICatelyn VIEddard IXNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Ned Stark: Our Subtle-as-a-Gun Detective | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 10
Ned Stark conducts his investigation with the subtlety of a gun, Catelyn hates being recognized, and Sansa just wants to enjoy Disneyland…er, the tourney.Chapters discussed:Eddard VICatelyn VSansa IINext Week’s Chapters:Eddard VIITyrion IVArya IIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jon Snow Meets the Biggest Boy in Westeros | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 9
Bran Stark doesn’t appreciate Old Nan, Ned Stark hates being a cop, and Jon Snow makes a new jumbo-sized best friend.Chapters discussed:Bran IVEddard VJon IVNext Week’s Chapters:Eddard VICatelyn VSansa IINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Daenerys Realizes Her Brother is an Idiot | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 8
Tyrion Lannister gets existential, Arya wants to stab everyone, and Daenerys puts Viserys is his place.Chapters discussed:Tyrion IIIArya IIDaenerys IIINext Week’s Chapters:Bran IVEddard VJon IVNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Jon Snow is a Bully & Varys is a Mermaid | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 7
Catelyn Stark meets a mermaid, Jon Snow learns that bullying is not the way to make friends, and Ned Stark has a terrible first day of work.Chapters discussed:Catelyn IVJon IIIEddard IVNext Week’s Chapters:Tyrion IIIArya IIDaenerys IIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Sansa Stark is Greta Gerwig’s Barbie | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 6
Sansa Stark’s Barbieland gets infected by the real world, Ned Stark gains new puppy-related trauma, and Bran learns to fly after being harassed by Yoda, I mean the Three-Eyed Crow.Chapters discussed:Sansa IEddard IIIBran IIINext Week’s Chapters:Catelyn IVJon IIIEddard IVNew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Carr
Tyrion Lannister Learns the Benefits of Inside Thoughts | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 5
Ned Stark takes the controversial position of being anti offing children, Tyrion Lannister learns that sometimes outside thoughts get you attacked by a direwolf, and Catelyn Stark gets her groove back after mysterious dagger man tries to off Bran for the second time in 5 minutes.Chapters discussed:Eddard IITyrion IICatelyn IIINext Week’s Chapters:Sansa IEddard IIIBran IIINew Episodes Out Every Mon
Jon Snow: “Here’s a Weapon, Small Child” | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 4
*CW: SA Involving a Minor, Time Stamp: 39:35-61:50Tyrion bullies his family members while having a questionable breakfast order, Jon says his farewells with decidedly mixed results, and Daenerys marries a grown-ass adult… it’s rough.Chapters discussed:Tyrion IJon IIDaenerys IINext Week’s Chapters:Eddard IITyrion IICatelyn IIINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic by Spicer Car
Ned Stark Can Get It?! | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 3
Catelyn deals with Ned not wanting to do potentially deadly politics (though the man can GET IT), Arya learns about the gender binary (spoiler: it sucks!), and Bran gives us a Dickensian dissertation on the joys of climbing before an unfortunate tumble.Chapters discussed:Catelyn IIArya IBran IINext Week’s Chapters:Tyrion IJon IIDaenerys IINew Episodes Out Every Monday!Cover art by JR ChambersMusic
George RR Martin is Allowed to Say Whatever He Wants About Fat People! | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 2
Daenerys is going through it, Ned can't say no to his problematic high school buddy, and Jon drunkenly feels his teen boy feelings with help from his new acrobatic bestie, Tyrion Lannister. We lost track of the clock, so it's a long one!
Chapters discussed:
Daenerys I
Eddard I
Jon I
Next Week’s Chapters:
Catelyn II
Arya I
Bran II
New Episodes Out Every Monday!
Cover art by JR Chambers
Music by
You Think Ned Stark is a Cop?! | A Song of Spice and Rhani | Episode 1
Ned Stark is a cop? A 3 year old is expected to be unafraid while training a wild animal? Is this chapter just a lore dump? We learn that George RR Martin is subtle as a gun while Rhani and Spicer introduce themselves in this opening episode and discuss the first three chapters of A Game of Thrones, Book 1 of the A Song of Ice and Fire series.
Chapters discussed:
Prologue
Bran I
Catelyn I
Next W
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