Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond

Tea Time (ep230) Why Are So Many “Straight” Men Living Double Lives? Aug 17, 2026 3400 MEN ON THE DL. 🍵🌈 This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading the wildest, messiest, and most unhinged stories about men who are secretly gay, living double lives, cheating on their girlfriends, and desperately trying to convince everyone—including themselves—that they're straight. Get 40% off select Lola Blankets products at http://Lolablankets.com by using

Tea Time (ep229) Pt.2 - What the Hell Were Millennials Doing on the Internet? Aug 10, 2026 3207 Millennials were truly unsupervised on the internet. In Millennials Online Part 2, Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond dive back into the chaotic, embarrassing and completely unhinged world of growing up online before anyone knew what they were doing. We're talking Tumblr, AIM, Omegle, early social media, online friendships, internet crushes, embarrassing teenage internet stories, printing o

Tea Time (ep228) Have You Ever Been Haunted By Your Own Past? Aug 3, 2026 4265 What still haunts you years later? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading some of the wildest, funniest, darkest, and most unexpectedly emotional listener stories we've ever received. From toxic relationships and internet catfishing to childhood regrets, embarrassing confessions, creepy online experiences, and life-changing mistakes, these are the true sto

Tea Time (ep227) What's the Craziest Thing You've Ever Done Under the Influence? Jul 27, 2026 3829 Ever done something so chaotic that you still think about it years later? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading 100% true listener-submitted stories about being under the influence. From acid trips gone horribly wrong and blackout drinking to psychedelic disasters, revenge spirals, embarrassing confessions, addiction, sobriety, and the funniest bad decisi

Tea Time (ep226) How Did We Survive the Early Internet? Jul 20, 2026 3666 Did growing up online permanently change Millennials? We think so. This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're taking a hilarious trip back to the Wild West of the internet—when Omegle, MySpace, AIM Instant Messenger, early YouTube, chat rooms, and completely unregulated websites shaped an entire generation. Taking care of your health just got easier - start here wi

Tea Time (ep225) Snitches Get... STORIES Jul 13, 2026 2869 Ever been snitched on? Or were you the snitch? This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're reading the funniest, wildest, and most unbelievable listener confession stories about snitching, betrayal, cheating, friendship drama, toxic relationships, and getting caught. From middle school tattletales to accidental life-changing betrayals, these true stories somehow get

Tea Time (ep224) These Disturbing Confessions Actually Broke Us... Jul 6, 2026 3332 Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond is back with one of the most unhinged episodes we've ever recorded. This week, you sent us the most disturbing true stories you've ever experienced, and somehow they were even worse than we imagined. From creepy encounters and horrifying family secrets to bizarre medical stories, shocking confessions, and absolutely unbelievable listener submiss

Tea Time (ep223) The Biggest Life Lessons Learned the Hard Way Jun 29, 2026 3960 What happens when life teaches you lessons the hard way? This week on **Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond**, we're reading hilarious, chaotic, and surprisingly emotional listener stories about the biggest life lessons they've learned. From relationship red flags and toxic dating stories to embarrassing mistakes, terrible decisions, and hard-earned wisdom, this episode has eve

Tea Time (ep222) PRIVATE HABITS - The Secret Lives of Honks: Weird Habits & Hidden Rituals Jun 22, 2026 3092 This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're diving into the most hilarious, embarrassing, and downright unhinged secret confessions our listeners have been hiding from the world. From bizarre private rituals and weird habits nobody wants caught on camera to anonymous stories that should probably stay in the group chat, this episode is packed with funny stories, relatab

Tea Time (ep221) CATCHING UP - Family Drama, Facebook Scams & Airport Chaos Jun 15, 2026 3578 This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we're finally catching up on the unread listener stories that have been piling up—and things get chaotic fast. From unbelievable family drama and wild true stories to relationship messes, internet scams, tea spilling, and life experiences that sound completely made up, this episode delivers everything you love about a comedy podcas

Tea Time (ep220) AM I THE A-HOLE? Jun 1, 2026 2345 Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond is back with another chaotic installment of "Am I The A$$hole?"—where listeners submit their messiest dilemmas and let the girls decide who's in the wrong. This week, Gabby and Harper dive into stories about postpartum relationship struggles, emotionally unavailable partners, dating after divorce, toxic friendships, messy breakups, cat-litter self

Tea Time (ep219) CHAOTIC HOUSEHOLDS pt2 May 25, 2026 3653 This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, the honks are BACK with part 2 of listener-submitted chaotic household stories — and somehow these are even more unhinged than the first round. From “camping” for two years without realizing you were homeless, to basement napalm experiments, weird family dynamics, chaotic siblings, and absolute childhood madness, this episode is messy

Tea Time (ep218) VENTING May 18, 2026 3496 This week on Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, the girls settle in for a truly chaotic listener vent session — and honestly, you guys are dealing with a LOT. From toxic exes and bum ass baby daddies to workplace disasters, friendship drama, dating nightmares, and full-on emotional spirals, this episode has a little something for everyone who’s ever texted “I’m fine” while actively

Tea Time (ep207) CHANGING YOUR OPINION May 11, 2026 3511 Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond dive into one of the most chaotic and disgusting listener-story episodes yet. From horrifying bathroom confessions and toxic relationships to raw meat “health” influencers and shocking childhood revelations, this episode spirals fast. The girls react to listener submissions about friendship betrayal, disturbing hookups, carnivore culture, abusive relationships,

Tea Time (ep206 ) CHAOTIC HOUSEHOLDS May 4, 2026 3365 What happens when you grow up in a completely chaotic household? In this episode of Tea Time with Gabby Lamb and Harper-Rose Drummond, we dive into wild, unfiltered, and painfully funny stories about dysfunctional families, messy childhoods, and the kind of chaos you can only laugh about later. From naked households and late-night family “performances” to dark humor, sibling dynamics, and trul

Tea Time (ep215) SNOOPING Apr 27, 2026 3083 This week on Tea Time, we’re diving headfirst into the mess: snooping. Phones, drawers, emails—nothing is off limits, and somehow it always ends in chaos. We’re sharing true stories about finding secrets you absolutely were not meant to see… and the emotional damage that follows. From hilarious relationship drama to deeply regrettable discoveries, these are the moments that prove: if you go lookin

Tea Time (ep214) LIES Apr 20, 2026 4498 This episode the honks read listener submitted stories on lies. Lee gets hit on by a listener, 2 gay cousins and a poop eating rumor, a teenage pregnancy and abusive parents, a decade long relationship with a fake doctor and so much more! Enjoy! Donate to Gabby's Fundraiser - Salam Charity https://www.launchgood.com/v4/campaign/gabbys_appeal_for_emergency_aid More info - https://www.salamchari

Tea Time (ep213) CRINGE AND EMBARASSING Apr 13, 2026 3784 This week the honks are joined by comedian and c*m eater, Matt LeGrande. They read listener submitted stories on embarassing moments. Matt getting wiped, Gabby’s hand me down underwear, a girl who can’t stop farting, a boyfriend scaring his girlfriends mom, getting fingered by a man with sharp nails, hiding poopy underwear under the bed and SO much more. Enjoy! Follow Matt - https://www.instagra

Tea Time (ep212) Unplanned / Nightmare Pregnancies Apr 6, 2026 3255 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on unplanned / nightmare pregnancies. Doctors not knowing anything, high risk pregnancies, a fetus scratching a cervix with his toes, being fisted by doctors during birth, almost dying during child birth, a teenage pregnancy, a phantom pregnancy, and SO much more. Enjoy! Find & instantly book doctors appointments with ZocDoc @ http://ZocDo

Tea Time (ep211) REJECTION Mar 30, 2026 3688 This week the honks read listener submitted stories about rejection. Harper got a Nintendo switch, Gabby is getting rejected from apartments, break ups, smoking crack with strangers, being friend zoned by losers, homewrecker accusations, love bombing, HPV and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5

Tea Time (ep210) SHAME PART 2 Mar 23, 2026 3273 This week the honks are joined by the one and only, Joy. They read listener submitted stories on shame and how it affects everyday lives. The shame of being a woman, an affair, intimacy issues, religion, straight relationships, gay relationships, sexual coercion, milf porn, active addiction and sobriety and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing com

Tea Time (ep209) SHAME Mar 16, 2026 3360 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on SHAME. Harper Rose loves Australia, gabby hates getting her ass smacked, domming men with dildos in the shower, an unbreakable Hyman, a sad gang bang and so much more! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatim

Tea Time (ep208) CULTS & RELIGION Mar 9, 2026 3236 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_sour

Tea Time (ep207) LOVERS TO ENEMIES, ENEMIES TO LOVERS Mar 2, 2026 2840 If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Tickets to Harper-Rose’s Hour Taping on Feb 27th: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/adult-baby-doll-spesh-special-taping-tickets-1982521791045?aff=oddtdtcreator&utm_sour

Tea Time (ep206) ICKS & RED FLAGS Feb 23, 2026 3991 This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on their ICKS and RED FLAGS! Lee picking up Harper and smoking cigarettes, seeing butt cracks, littering, saying “daddy”, getting a bouquet from Ralph’s, arrogance, dead parents, wedgies, boy moms and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving

Tea Time (ep205) SECRETS Feb 16, 2026 3485 This week the honks read listener submitted secrets. Gabby’s ex has a friend who writes in about her threesome, being 22, projecting insecurities in relationships, open relationships, Lee’s nicknames, coming out and how to navigate it, stealing groceries and being a single mother, a Chinese brother, a mental hospital and so much more! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join ou

Tea Time (ep204) BETRAYED Feb 9, 2026 3978 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on BETRAYAL. Being betrayed by partners, Kegal weights, insecure ex’s, gaslighting, alcoholics, being cheated on, sucking off a towny, having to go to work when you’re having a mental break down and smiling through it and all sorts of betrayal. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see wh

Tea Time (ep203) PARANORMAL Feb 2, 2026 3495 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on paranormal experiences. Growing up in a haunted house, a guard dog, a ghost in a trench coat and a top hat, an attic with a suspicious bag, John Wayne Gacys house, a premonition, Kevin smith vs. Kevin James, a gold seal, and why can’t ghosts take a trip to Bali? Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing commun

Tea Time (ep202) ONE NIGHT STANDS Jan 26, 2026 3626 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on one night stands. Meeting a man at a Christian gym, begging for love on the first hook up, golden showers, a cheerleader roommate which is obviously made up by an incel, a hot encounter with a man in Canada, a lesbian orgy in a hostel and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreo

Tea Time (ep201) ADDICTION Jan 19, 2026 3967 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on ADDICTION. From uppers and gay bath houses, kratom, whippits and sweaty boyfriends, Al-anon meetings and red flags, binge eating and addicted to using Q-tips, this episode will have you wanting to attend a 12 step meeting. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for

Tea Time (ep200) BAD PARENTS Jan 12, 2026 3511 This week the honks read listener submitted stories about parents they hate. Mamas boys, racist in-laws, holding sons accountable and how it’s a rarity, prisoners, Harper as a mother vs. gabby as a mother, family gatherings and a cross dressing dad. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATRE

Tea Time (ep199) STDS! Jan 5, 2026 3321 Starting 2026 off with a bang! This week the honks read listener submitted stories about STDs. Harper’s latex “allergy”, gabby has HPV, Lee doesn’t think he does, a guy with long blonde hair and a bottle of whiskey in a dark place, lots of herpes, lots of cheating, gonorrhea, chlamydia, a brothers lie, hippies, more herpes, and the importance of breaking the stigma. Enjoy! Find & instantly book

Tea Time (ep 198) F'D IN THE HEAD ft. JOY! Dec 15, 2025 4504 This week on the podcast the honks are joined by a tea time favorite, Joy. They read listener submitted stories about people who are f’d in the head. A dad saws a couch in half, a teacher teaching people in prison, a woman hiding cash in her…. Private area…. Using olive oil as lube, Joys DC hook up, and so much more. This episode will leave you feeling f’d in the head. Enjoy! Follow Joy - http

Tea Time (ep197) TRAVEL STORIES w/ Bianca Cristovao Dec 8, 2025 4046 Follow Bianca - https://www.instagram.com/biancacristovao/ If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here

Tea Time (ep196) SCARY STORIES Dec 1, 2025 3499 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “what scares them”. Fake abortion clinics, being in relationships, speed dating, intrusive thoughts, consensual sex, a shooting in the mall of America, and so much more! Enjoy If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com

Tea Time (ep195) OPINIONS THAT HAVE CHANGED Nov 24, 2025 3750 ep195 - OPINIONS THAT HAVE CHANGED This week the honks read listener submitted stories about opinions that have changed. Gabby reminisces on theater school, Harpers love for musical theater, acting classes in LA and how they’re a scam, how abortions should be required, supporting trans people, weed addiction, vaccines, polyamory, healthcare and more weed addiction! Enjoy! If you love the show a

Tea Time (ep194) Fastest you've quit your job, and why Nov 17, 2025 3082 ep194 - FASTEST YOU'VE QUIT YOUR JOB If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eNpjjGZHLY&t=110s Watch Gabby Lamb's set here: https://www.youtube.

Tea Time (ep193) KEEPING THE PEACE Nov 10, 2025 3703 This week the honks read listener submitted on how people are trying to “keep the peace” in their relationships. Gabby regrets finding AA because ignorance is bliss, the importance of taking contrary action, Lee crashes out, a wild round of everyone’s favorite game f*ck marry k*ll, faking orgasms, how mental illness is actually just keeping it real, a 13 hour orgy, not telling your best friend you

Tea Time (ep192) RUMORS Nov 3, 2025 3742 The honks dress up (late) for Halloween, Lee turns everybody on to some white rap, then read stories about rumors that turned out to be true. Including a teacher who took a special hands on approach, a surfer from… Texas, an odd sister out, French accents and more! Enjoy Honks If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a mon

Tea Time (ep191) SW STORIES Oct 20, 2025 2547 The best way to cook just got better. Go to http://hellofresh.com/HONK10FM to get 10 free meals + a free item for life. One per box with active subscription. Free meals applied as discount on first box, new subscribers only, varies by plan. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.pat

Tea Time (ep190) UNHYGIENIC Oct 13, 2025 2960 Support the show & find & instantly book a top-rated doctor with ZocDoc. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https://www.youtube.com/watch

Tea Time (ep189) ANNOYING COWORKERS w/ Radu Bondar Oct 6, 2025 3973 Follow Radu - https://www.instagram.com/radubondar Support the show & switch to Mint Mobile. New customers get 3 months of their Unlimited premium wireless service for $15 a month. Head to https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teati

Tea Time (ep188) NEVER AGAIN Sep 29, 2025 4191 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on “types they’d never date again”. From dating white rappers, skater guys, alcoholics, a poly 40 year old with roommates and burning man, breeding kinks, a gaping hole kink, this episode will remind you why being single is so important! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’r

Tea Time (ep187) LAST STRAW Sep 22, 2025 2968 Support the show and get 10 free HelloFresh meals, plus a free item for life. Head to https://www.hellofresh.com/HONK10FM If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose's set here: https:

Tea Time (ep186) VENTING PT2 Sep 15, 2025 3388 This week the honks are joined by comedian Mike Eshaq, they talk about cheating, mikes watches, massage parlors, a rage bating dad, dating your professor, women being evil, politics, and so much more! Enjoy Support the show, find & book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’

Tea Time (ep185) KINKS Sep 8, 2025 3057 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on KINKS and boy oh boy do we learn a lot! a 160 pound man who likes getting smothered by 300+ pound women, humiliation kinks, muscle mommy kinks, a cockney accent, and SO much more. Enjoy! Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to suppor

Tea Time (ep184) VENTING Sep 1, 2025 3852 This week the honks VENT and boy is there a lot to say. Lil nas X gets arrested, North West and her corset, men who sing and why they shouldn’t, Gabby’s cooking, Lee matching with lesbians on tinder, an ancient sorceress and glamour spells, abusive relationships, cheating, Gabby’s moms tortoises, a clingy coworker, and so much more. Venting really does feel so good. Enjoy! Support the show, fin

Tea Time (ep183) CATCHING UP Aug 25, 2025 3414 Today’s episode of tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande and read listener submitted stories from past episodes. Gabby turns 34, Matt has an ingrown toenail, Harper is dressed like she’s being sorted into Slytherin, we learn a lot about a high school in Appalachia, cat fishing on hinge and so much more! Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hel

Tea Time (ep182) NEVER GOING BACK Aug 17, 2025 3159 Guys, this week we read stories about things you've seen at someone else's house that made you never go back. All we know for sure, if you see finely crafted balls of hair - RUN! Support the show and get a 3-month unlimited wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/HONK If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’

Tea Time (ep181) LOSING MY RELIGION Aug 16, 2025 3820 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on why they left their religions. From Jehovah witnesses, Mormons, finding Christianity, priests taking advantage of people, growing up gay in religion and how that takes a toll, and why men should have hobbies. This episode will have you saying AMEN! Enjoy! Support the show! Find and book a top doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HON

Tea TIme (ep180) CAUGHT IN THE ACT FT. AMY SILVERBERG Aug 4, 2025 3855 This week the honks are joined by comedian and author Amy Silverberg to read listener submitted stories about the most embarrassing things they’ve been caught doing. Amy teaches a writing class and talks about men writing their fantasy’s (which should be illegal) They read a story about a sleepover, nail biting, a stuffed Barney and so much more! Check out Amy’s new novel “first time long time” an

Tea Time (ep179) BAD DECISIONS Jul 28, 2025 3572 This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on bad decisions. Gabby gives her thoughts on the new Ari aster movie “eddington”, making out with your friends grandma, wearing pimple patches, drunk driving and ratting yourself out to the cops, smoking fent and crack while listening to tea time, sugar daddies and micro peens and so much more! So strap in, strap on, this episode is

Tea Time (ep178) TERRIBLE JOBS Jul 21, 2025 3144 This week on Tea Time the honks celebrate Lees birthday by forgetting it and read listener submitted stories on jobs they hate. Bi guys hooking up working in hotels, beauty standards, a Walmart tragedy, and another, and unfortunately so much more! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://w

Tean Time (ep177) WORST SEGGSUAL EXPERIENCE Jul 14, 2025 3063 Hooking up with a guy who starts free styling during the deed, a farty girl, a male nurse attempts a fisting, a seth Rogan crush, a terrible lay with a celebrities son, accidentally rebounding with your ex’s boo, finding your parents booty beads, and so much more. Enjoy! Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today at https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK If you love the show and want to s

Tea Time (ep176) TMI Jul 7, 2025 3348 This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on things they wish they didn’t know. A story about pin worms, an unfortunate way of finding out your dad likes rim jobs, grandparents on meth, a listener finds out she’s adopted and finding out your first boyfriend is a ChoMo. This episode will make you wish you didn’t know these stories. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to sup

Tea Time (ep175) GET OVER IT! Jun 30, 2025 3552 Support the show and find and book a top-rated doctor today. Head to https://www.zocdoc.com/HONK Listeners submit stories on things they’re not over. A listener inquires about gabby, Harper-rose and Lee having a threesome, fan fiction, going to therapy, an abusive ex getting hit by a car, mother-son relationships, a mom force feeding her daughter, watching x rated movies with a lesbian best frien

Tea TIme (ep174) ANYTHING GOES Jun 23, 2025 3257 This week listeners complain about the podcast, an acid trip gone completely wrong, boric acid doggy style, b-hole waxing, a dildo under the Christmas tree, a dogs vulva, an adult film star, identity theft and Nigerian men and lots of stuff in between. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATR

Tea Time (ep173) BACKSTABBED! Jun 16, 2025 4315 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on times they’ve been backstabbed or have backstabbed someone else. A hallmark employee is visited by a woman in a wheelchair, a story written by the antagonist, gabby has people to email, Lee does a funny bit, getting slighted by a 45 year old woman with a lazy eye, profound relationships, and so much more. Ok……… If you love the show and want

Tea Time (ep172) SAY IT TO MY FACE Jun 9, 2025 2720 This week the honks read listener submitted emails about if you could say something to anyone, who would it be and what would you say? And the listeners did not hold back. Office affairs and being the other woman, an Eastern European dance instructor, an unhinged coworker named Paula, sleeping with a man in a park and a Disney adult. A cathartic episode for getting things off your chest indeed. En

Tea Time (ep171) YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD HAPPEN Jun 2, 2025 3625 This week the honks are kicking off pride month with comedian Matt LeGrande. A story about a closeted, abusive, broke guy. Trust fund guys being bald and why it’s unacceptable. A lesbian getting fingered by a guy after a wild karaoke night. Being cheated on by your soulmate. An anti climactic family vacation and a story about a girl getting a nail stuck in her eye and going to the ER. Happy prid

Tea Time (ep170) HARD TO ADMIT May 26, 2025 3202 This week the honks recap the weather, read some fan comments, an unsettling age gap restaurant coworker relationship story that was questionably written, onlyfans being a threat to relationships, p*rn prohibition, and disliking your stepdaughter. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5 a month! JOIN OUR PATREON htt

Tea Time (ep 169) BAD TEACHERS May 19, 2025 3654 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on bad teachers. A 900 pound teacher on a motorized scooter, inappropriate substitutes, a crop dusting French teacher, a screenwriting professor who actually isn’t bad, gypsy rose, the problem with internet commenters and more! This week the honks are bringing weird vibes to weirder stories! Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, jo

Tea Time (ep168) BAD NEIGHBORS AND LANDLORDS May 12, 2025 3328 This week the honks read listener submitted stories about bad neighbors and terrible landlords. From domestic violence, an attempted sewer-side, a woman living in a house with 1,000 mice, an 11 year old who needs to be put down, this episode is truly a journey for the soul. But first, harper-rose shares big news and gabby shares the correct pronunciation of “baton rouge” Enjoy! If you love the

Tea Time (ep167) STORIES FROM THE ER: PART 2 May 5, 2025 3640 Balls growing out of coochies, maggots in feet, dangerously low potassium levels, make up products in places they shouldn’t be, keychains in places they shouldn’t be, and so much more! If you’re squeamish, this episode may not be for you. But if you’re a fan of this podcast, it probably is for you. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see wh

Tea Time (ep 166) STORIES FROM THE ER: PART 1 Apr 28, 2025 3282 This week the honks read listener submitted stories on their ER experiences. Lee comes through with his medical expertise, a woman who accidentally OD’s on edibles and blames it on a stranger at a bar, why running is dorky and everyone looks bad doing it, a girl who leaves her “sponge” inside herself for too long and ends up in the ER, a story about a woman who is pregnant, homeless and schizophre

Tea Time (ep165) VENTS and RANTS Apr 21, 2025 3127 This week the honks read listener submitted venting stories. Gabby is on her period and gets denied from therapy, Harper is caffeinated, and everyone’s got a lot to vent about love. A guy who is having trouble finding love despite being well educated and well endowed, too many unsolicited d*ck pics, Italian brain rot being the great unifier, the name Veronica, a family affair, and so much more! I

Tea Time (ep164) COMING OUT STORIES Apr 14, 2025 3255 This week on tea time the honks read listener submitted stories on coming out. From “being too young to be gay”, to someone detransitioning, the sweeping notion that non binary people are actually just broke and the true definition of guys being “DL”.If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month!JOIN OUR PATR

Tea Time (ep163) DIVORCED (AGAIN!) w/ Valley Boy Apr 7, 2025 5048 This week the honks are joined by a very special guest. Musician, song writer, and cousin of Gabby’s, James Ghaleb (Valley Boy) the creator of the beloved and original intro song to the podcast, "Cigarette". They unpack another round of divorce stories while unpacking more of their own personal relationships to divorce. A listener who hates the return of Lee, a mother announcing her divorce on Fac

Tea Time (ep 162) Divorce w/ Luke Null Mar 31, 2025 5146 DIVORCE This week the honks are joined by comedian LUKE NULL. They unpack listener submitted stories on divorce while also sharing their own personal relationships to divorce. Gabby talks about her child bride marriage, Harper’s adulthood divorced parents and Luke’s still married (but at what cost?) parents. A couple of wedding days ruined by alcoholic grooms, a gay husband and an unrequited emoti

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Tea Time (158) Catfishing Mar 3, 2025 2976 We unpack some times we have catfished, we read your stories, amd continue the party on patreon where we read more and go longer ooooweee. If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on Patreon to see what we’re giving for $5, $10 or $20 at month! JOIN OUR PATREON https://www.patreon.com/teatime42069 Send your stories to TeaTimeStories42069@gmail.com Watch Harper-Rose

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Tea Time (153) Scariest People with Matt LeGrande Jan 20, 2025 4631 The scariest person you know This week on tea time the honks welcome back comedian Matt LeGrande. Matt unpacks his recent dilemma with a scam artist and her hanging labia. A p*dophile wife beater, getting pepper sprayed in the eyes by a mentally ill sister, getting roofied for 6 days straight, and so much more. Enjoy! If you love the show and want to support us, join our growing community on

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