Welcome to Night Vale
Twice-monthly community updates for the small desert town of Night Vale, where every conspiracy theory is true. Turn on your radio and hide. Never listened before? It's an ongoing radio show. Start with the current episode, and you'll catch on in no time. Or, go right to Episode 1 if you wanna binge-listen.
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Announcing: This Will Ruin The Tour from the team behind Welcome to Night Vale
From the writers and team behind Welcome to Night Vale, comes a new audio drama.
Kiara Sloan has been one of the world's biggest pop stars since before she could legally drive, but now she is in her forties, and embarking on a big comeback tour after an embarrassing public incident almost ended her career.
Neil Ritter is a small town boy from Texas, still in his twenties, and desperate for his b
295 - The Book of Dale
He has a message. A message folks gotta hear.
Weather: "Real" by Maddie Witler
The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor
The voice of the Faceless Old Woman is Mara Wilson
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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294 - Revelations
I have been behind the sky.
Weather: "End of the Lane" by Murdered by Pirates
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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293 - The Boys (1946)
From the archive (1946): Our boys have come home from war.
Weather: "Tiny Little Octopus" by The PDX Broadsides
The voice of Leonard Burton is James Urbaniak
The voice of Dottie is Meg Bashwiner
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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292 - Collectibles (1999)
From the archive (1999): There's a great new webpage on the World Wide Web
Weather: "Candy Cigarettes" by Calvin Pineda and the Antacids
The voice of Leonard Burton is James Urbaniak
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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291 - Mall Madness (1987)
From the archive (1987): There's a new mall in town.
Weather: "I Will If You Will" by Gladie
The voice of Leonard Burton is James Urbaniak
The voice of the 1-900 line is Brie Williams
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Night Vale Live Tour Dec 2026
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290 - A Solution
What a situation we find ourselves in, as a community.
Weather: "City of Industry" by Joseph Fink
The voice of Dana Cardinal is Jasika Nicole
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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289 - The Collection Plate
289 - The Collection Plate
The search for Marcus Vanston's killer heats up.
Weather: "Farting Around Is My Favorite" by St. Alia of the Knife
The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor
The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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288 - Doubles Anonymous
He's out to solve a murder… his own!
Weather: "Elysium" by Eta Persei
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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287 - Hey, Does Anyone Hear That Sound Behind the Sky?
Hey, does anyone hear that sound behind the sky?
Weather: "Drum Machine" by Raina Rose
The voice of Dana Cardinal is Jasika Nicole
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Alice Isn't Dead, Don't Tell Alice: Episode 2
Unfortunately you never lose the capacity for terror
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286 - Our Ice Cream Truck of Infinite Sorrows
Ice cream = Happiness*
Weather: "Panic Attack" by Dallas Danger
The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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I'm back out on these roads all right.
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285 - April Fools
It's the funniest day of the year. Plus, the intern gets hazed, a new director at Area 50, and Dana joins Doubles Anonymous
Weather: "Pro Golfers" by Gin Wife
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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284 - Harrison Kip's Twilight Gospel Hour
Blessings to you all. This is Harrison Kip’s Twilight Gospel Hour. Come on in, friend.
Weather: "Night Calling" by Who Is Raphael Leraux (prod. by Petrichor)
The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor
The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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283 - Work from Home
It's a bad sandstorm out there. Plus, a short film festival, how plants work, and a new intern(?)
Weather: "The Emerald and the Mine" by Bishop Decker
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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282 - Antler Cove
People just can't stop talking about this hot, new TV show.
Weather: "Jennings Creek" by Cassie Noble
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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281 - Witnesses
A witness emerges in the murder of local angel and billionaire Marcus Vanston.
Weather: "Cabaret" by Kid Romantic feat. Jessica Wells
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Alice Isn't Dead: Don't Tell Alice. Coming April 13
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Bonus Ep January 2026 - In The House Where I Was Born
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Some time ago, I went looking for recommendations on old radio plays to listen to. Despite what many people think, I don't actually have a strong familiarity with old radio plays outside of the famous War of the Worlds (which I once watched performed live
280 - The Story of Hanukkah
What is more comforting than a familiar story?
Weather: "Ezewa" by Kate Odulukwe
The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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279 - J'Accuse!
Everyone in town is pointing fingers and naming names.
Weather: "Fault Lines" by Emerson Island & Lowjam
The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner.
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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278 - How to Solve a Murder
You’re well on your way to becoming an amateur homicide investigator.
Weather: "Camelot" by Dessa
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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277 - Locked Library Mystery
There has been an impossible murder in a locked room! Also, more importantly, it's the big Turkey Day sale at Ralph's.
Weather: "I Get Hurt" by Victor Jones
The voice of Dana Cardinal is Jasika Nicole
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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276 - The Big Game
Let's have a look at sports.
Weather: "The Cyclone" by Al Olender
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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275 - Date Night
Our top story: It's date night!
Weather: "Without a Sound" by Mintlights
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Book Talk with Tamika Flynn [excerpt]
Let's talk books!
The voice of Tamika Flynn is Symphony Sanders
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274 - The HOA
The Homeowners' Association has arrived.
Weather: "Thorns" by Nico Rey
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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273 - Horror Recs
Recommendations for you horror buffs
Weather: "Watermelon" by Clavicle
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
The voice of Carlos is Dylan Marron
The voice of Dana is Jasika Nicole
The voice of Tamika is Symphony Sanders
The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner
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272 - Horoscopes
It's too hot to think. Let's let the stars guide us.
Weather: "Door is Your Hand" by Adult Mom
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor
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271 - The Festival
Push the boundaries of experience
Weather: "Stretching Thin" by MADWOMAN
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
The voice of Josh Crayton is Brie Williams
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270 - Deeper Than Purpose, Older Than Thought
Now is not the time for panic. Now is the time for despair.
Weather: "Radio Down" by Caged Animals
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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269 - A Story About Me
This is a story about me, said the man speaking, and you are pleased because you always wanted to hear a story about me.
Weather: "House With A Basement" by Nick Ricks
The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Unlicensed S3 E3: Pest Control
Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season.
Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County.
Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and e
Unlicensed S3 E2: Junk Drawer
Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season.
Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County.
Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and e
Unlicensed S3 E1: Tiny Homes
Unlicensed, the first fiction show created by Jeffrey and Joseph since Night Vale, returns for a third season.
Lou Rosen and Molly Hatch are unlicensed private detectives, scraping by on whatever cases they can get from their little office on the fringes of LA County.
Reeling from a devastating betrayal and a major earthquake, this season finds Lou and Molly trying to rebuild their lives and e
268 - Head Office
Labyrinth management is troubled about new developments.
Weather: "How Lucky Am I?" by The Toxhards
The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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267 - Missed Connections
Today’s show is dedicated to all your chance encounters, wasted moments, pinings, longings, and near-misses.
Weather: "I'm So Bored" by Mal Blum
The voice of Deb is Meg Bashwiner
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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The Best Worst: The X-Files
Night Vale's Joseph Fink and Meg Bashwiner consider classic tv shows by watching their worst and best imdb user rated episodes. Listen to The Best Worst wherever you get podcasts, or go to https://www.nightvalepresents.com/the-best-worst
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266 - The Return of Poetry Week
After an 11 year hiatus, Poetry Week has returned.
Weather: "Fix-Its (and Favours)" by luggage
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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265 - Labyrinth HQ
There’s a strange broadcast coming from deep with in Labyrinth headquarters.
Weather: "What Really Matters" by Arielle Silver
The voice of Leonard Burton is James Urbaniak
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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264 - Duet
What's blooming at the Botanic Gardens?
Weather: "Sheila" by Worrystone
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Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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The Best Worst ep 1: Cheers
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263 - Hysteria Land
It's the grand opening of Hysteria Land Theme Park and Succulent Gardens and Resort-Style Property
Weather: "What You Want From Me" by Petrichor, Ltd.
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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262 - The Man Who Is Not Tall
Concerns over Steve Carlsberg's new job
The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin
Weather: "The Trundling Path" by No Monster Club
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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261 - Brought To You By Flakey O's
Flakey O's are back.
Weather: "Call ACab" by Sam Stone
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Patreon preview - Broadcasts from the Edge
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260 - The December Monologues
It is December, and, once again, something is different.
The voice of The Faceless Old Woman is Mara Wilson.
The voice of Michelle Nguyen is Kate Jones.
The voice of Steve Carlsberg is Hal Lublin.
Weather: It varies, depending on where you are and when.
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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259 - Chrysalis
After many centuries, the chrysalis is stirring.
Weather: “Adrift“ by tinfoldOriginal episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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258 - Swap Meet
The Sanitation Department hosts the first ever Night Vale Regional Swap Meet.
Weather: “Break the Wheel“ by Alice Knows KarateOriginal episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Unlicensed S2 E3: "Minor Chords"
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Out in the far reaches of Los Angeles County, where the glamor of Hollywood fades into the long empty of the desert,
Unlicensed S2 E2: "Magnetic Fields"
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257 - Traffic
Big changes for the De Tours rideshare app.
Weather: “Meant“ by Final PerigeeOriginal episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Unlicensed S2 E1: "We're Listening"
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256 - The Book of Lost Things
Harrison Kip shares a holy text from his religion.
Weather: “This Machine Used to Kill Fascists “ by Walter Etc.
The voice of Harrison Kip is Jeffrey Cranor.
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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255 - The John Peters Imaginary Corn Maze Experience
Welcome to The John Peters Imaginary Corn Maze Experience.
Weather: “Struggle and Oppression“ by Another Day Done
The voice of John Peters is Mark Gagliardi.
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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254 - The Triangle
There’s a gang of Cattle Rustlers coming to town to rustle up the cattle.
Weather: “Dark Skies“ by Danny Schmidt
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Announcing: Unlicensed Season 2
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253 - instructions for folding
These are instructions for folding. Please follow exactly.
Weather: “Clifton“ by Chapter Nineteen
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252 - Paid Programming
The following is a paid advertisement.
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251 - Detours
There's a brand new way to get where you're going.
Weather: “Homebound and Gagged“ by Snowed In
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250 - Father Kevin
There is no Night Vale. There is Mother Lauren’s Brood. We are loved.
Weather: “Cutting Teeth“ by Priscilla Snow
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249 - Rifts
Mother Lauren begins a city-wide cleanup.
Weather: “Freak Flip“ by Lafayette The Artist
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248 - Mother Lauren
Let's stay focused on the good news.
Weather: “The Fallout“ by The Sublets
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247 - Rerun
Who else remembers Uncle Jasper’s Wasteland?
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246 - A Story about Him
This is a story about him.
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245 - Fridge-worthy
Esteban drew a lovely picture.
Weather: “All The Way Down“ by Palimony
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244 - A Multiplicity of Kevin
There is a standing-off of Kevins.
Weather: “If You Wanna Die“ by Brook Pridemore
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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243 - Lost and Found
Hopefully we can find everything lost, and reunite everything found.
Weather: “Old Radio“ by Robby Hecht
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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242 - The New Branch
The Night Vale Public Library opens a new branch, and everything should be just fine.
Weather: “Carrying You Until My Feet Turn To Stone“ by Jonah Castelli
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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241 - He Is Still Holding a Knife
He is, in fact, still holding a knife.
Weather: “Whiskey“ by Rumour Mill
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Written by Josep
Bonus episode preview - Riddle Guy
Cecil tells some of his favorite riddles. To hear the rest of the episode, and support the show, head on over to https://www.patreon.com/welcometonightvale
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240 - He Is Holding a Knife
He is holding a knife.
Weather: “Lagoon“ by HELLO TUT TUT
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Music: Disparition
Logo: Rob Wilson
Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor
Narrated by Ce
239 - Sister Cities: Vermillion Falls
Come on down to Vermillion Falls.
Weather: “A Ragged Sayonara“ by The Bipeds
The voice of Vermillion Falls is TD Mischke
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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238 - The Big Dig
Archeologist Harrison Kip makes a huge discovery.
Weather: “Interference“ by Elle Chante
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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Logo: Rob Wilson
Desert Bluffs Logo: Sarah
237 - Frown Night
It’s the scariest night of the year, when we are allowed to turn our smiles upside down.
Weather: “Summer School“ by Erin McKeown
The voice of Kevin is Kevin R. Free.
The voice of Lauren is Lauren Sharpe.
Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth
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