The Movie Patrol
Steve, Dave, Sean, and occasionally a guest take a humorous approach to movies, both good and bad. They joke about film plots, create made-up alternate scenes, and share raw keyword observations. The show is a lighthearted romp through movie nonsense, celebrating the fun and absurdity of cinema.
Episodes
#214 Spies Like Us (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the best fake GLG-20's in the whole service, Milbarge and Fitz-Hume land on Rambo's ranch for training, teen Dave bullies a co-worker, the missile talks with Gabriel, Karen and Alexi and much more.
#213 9 to 5 (1980) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about middle-aged ladies kidnapping their boss, females installing a garage door opener, weird shaped boobs, An Idiot Abroad, Sean gets help with a cover story to go on a trip, Sean's office activities, Rambo buys the company and starts new programs and much more.
#212 Hard to Kill (1990) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a comatose martial arts master who is also a cop and the world's greatest lover according to him, inventing new kicks, Mason Storm getting robbed by The Blade and Chula Hunter, putting your kid into a sugar seizure before intimate liaisons with your husband, John Rambo and his estranged brother talk to Dr. Chang and much more.
#211 The Beekeeper (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about secret apiarist top-tier spec ops, scammers call Rambo, Beekeeper alternate outfit suggestions, Dave hate's "B's", The Beekeeper brings Gil for an alibi, Sean using the Gil voice at home and much more.
#210 Independence Day (1996) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about defending Earth from the best tech in the universe operated by the dumbest aliens, schoolkids discuss the aliens with their substitute teacher and prank grandpa, holding parades, handling aliens who know jiu jitsu, Rambo and David Levinson board the alien mothership and much more.
#209 Bad News Bears (2005) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a gaggle of misfit kids led by an irresponsible has-been, Dave hates kids, the Bears get a new scary coach, the Facts of Life girls, Rambo spends the night with Toby's mom and much more.
#208 Major Payne (1995) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a ragtag group of kids being led by a trained weapon of destruction, opening drinks by poking them, Sean living like Major Payne, a date at a disco diner, Rick Ford talks to the kids, Rambo takes over the Virginia Military Games and much more.
#207 Twisters (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about seemingly vengeful tornadoes trying to take out a young woman, a reporter interviews Rambo and his girlfriend Meg, secret storms that hide and then strike, Eric Sloane volunteers to drive into a tornado and much more.
#206 Star Wars The Return of the Jedi (1983) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about another installment of this space soap opera with angry teddy bears and Leia in a bikini, Sean's Star Wars technical manuals, questions about Imperial drone life, Luke and Rambo visit Obi Wan, bad tactics at the field generator, Lando attacks the new death star manned by 2 space rednecks and much more. *Note: There was an audio issue with microphone cutout in t
#205 Short Circuit (1986) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a terrible movie about a janky robot and goofy supporting characters, an old farmer couple visit Rambo's adult store, a dog attacks Johnny 5, boots without heels, a possibly unlicensed food truck, Skroeder and 2 new guys attack Johnny 5 and much more.
#204 Armed and Dangerous (1986) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a duo of a disgraced cop and lawyer becoming security guards while fighting corruption, some beefy gym girls, Frank and Norm visit Baker Team Industries and meet Rambo, Frank's tuxedo rental experience, manly looking ladies, Frank tries to get a ride from some characters and much more.
#203 Code of Silence (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a karate master cop fighting a gang and corruption, ED-209's cousin cop robot "row-but", suspicious whether Dave watched the movie, Rambo confused about guys doing drugs, Sean and his chola girl guards defend a warehouse and much more.
#202 Blast from the Past (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a quirky family raising a kid in a fallout shelter for 35 years, Adam finds his dad in the porn store, Sean's chola ladies, Adam's back up energy, Rambo helps Adam with Archbishop Melcher and much more.
#201 Varsity Blues (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a sadistic coach and his crippled players, Johnny Rambo visits Darcy for some fun, Dave's convenience store scene, Billy Bob being obese doesn't make him athletic, the players talk to Dr. Sarah, knocking a grown man off a horse and much more.
#200 The Other Guys (2010) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick
Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick learn about one of the greatest cop duos of all time, Rick sharing with a support group, Sean's black and white movie requests, Rambo and Rick present inventions to the investors and much more.
#199 Platoon (1986) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a platoon of misfits in Vietnam, tunnel hijinks, Rambo joins the platoon, Marine glory holes and unit sizes, an Asian villager girl grows up into a sniper in another movie, Cindy finds Sean in a foxhole and much more.
#198 Maniac Cop (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a possibly dead, maybe supernatural corrupt cop, Rambo owns a diner and talks to Frank and Theresa, Matt Cordell caber tossing Cassie over a fence, movies with bad accents, Matt Cordell grunts at his tribunal and much more.
#197 Carry On (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the fine men and women that protect our air travel network who are the best of the best of the best with honors, Rambo blesses a plane before takeoff, Sean's work shirt plans, two sassy waitresses who don't want to handle an emergency and much more.
#196 6 Underground (2019) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a confusing movie where a weird group of vigilantes use numbers for names, a retired agent calls on the radio, Rambo helps with the mission, agents find Dave swinging in a yacht stateroom and much more.
#195 Central Intelligence (2016) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 2 high school students who grow up to be a yoked CIA agent and a boring finance guy, Calvin and Bob stand up to a bully in the bar, Rick Ford and Nick Blord selling a USB drive, Calvin and Maggie visit Rambo the marriage counselor and much more.
#194 A Very Brady Sequel (1996) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a well done spoof movie based on a 70's TV show, Mike Brady talks to door-to-door salespeople, Gilligan's Island talk, Rambo and his son Daniel visit Mike, the neighbors complain about the Brady's during a celebration and much more.
#193 M3GAN (2022) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a jealous AI best friend, Mr. Stinky the clown entertains the kids, Sean drives with his new Latina wife and her kid, Rambo and Bruce fight M3GAN and much more.
#192 Sherlock Holmes (2009) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about quirky British detectives and villains, Scottish detectives at the cemetery, Four Orders meeting with global members, Rambo in an underground fight club and much more.
#191 U-571 (2000) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about stealing fancy typewriters and submarines, Rambo joins a boarding party, Eddie the Jamaican cook opens a portal to hell with voodoo, a comedian performs while the sub sinks, Bon Jovi Navy songs and much more.
#190 Robocop (2014) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a cop who is about 7 percent human, Rambo sends in a video application to be Robocop, all your questions from the first movie are answered according to a drunk Dave, Robocop visits his family, the wrong building gets raided and much more.
#189 Subservience (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a psycho woman robot, the family meets the Jesse Ventura and Koko B. Ware robots, Rambo is controlling Alice like an RC car, Nick talks to broken Alice while the waiter serves them in a gross way and much more.
#188 Life (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about southern justice and a Mississippi prison in the old days, Claude gets a conjugal visit from Daisy with unwanted supervision, Rambo wants some pie at a diner, Ray and Claude counsel troubled kids and get confused, more ones and twos questions and much more.
#187 Jaws (1975) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a hyperintelligent, crafty, vengeful shark with Herculean strength who mostly hates kids, Mrs. Kitner hits on 2 guys at the beach, Rambo hangs at the beach with his family, Jesse tells stories about his exploits in Whiskey Whiskey Deuce and much more.
#186 The Accountant 2 (2025) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 2 weird brothers trying to save some kids, Chris tries to date conjoined twins, couples skating, Rambo hangs out and gets some girls for the brothers, the brothers accidentally interrupt a college research team and much more.
#185 The Sum of All Fears (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about exploding cigarette machines and fascist troublemakers, Jack calls his untrusting girlfriend, Jack sneaking in using someone else's ID card, Rambo playing football and getting destroyed and much more.
#184 Stars Wars - The Empire Strikes Back (1980) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about space fantasies and space battles and space hijinks, Leia shares strategy with Luke and Dak, Sean educates us in Wampa lore, Yoda trains Luke and Rambo, what do Yoda's eat, Ben and Darth's power struggle for Luke, Luke's new hand attachments and much more.
#183 The Accountant (2016) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the deadly world of accounting and an autistic super fighter, Chris is caught wasting money by the janitor, Marybeth and Tom call Rambo's businesses, Superman destroys your property, Justine talks to parents with a computer and much more.
#182 The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Steve
Steve, Dave, Sean and guest Steve learn about WWII prison camps and jungle railroads, Jersey prisoners talk to the commander, two Scotsmen trick Saito, getting to know your podcast guest, Rambo and Delmar host a radio show and much more.
#181 Man on Fire (2004) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about depressed, alcoholic bodyguards and ransom insurance in Mexico, Pita and Lisa visit Creasy and look for Flappy, Sgt. Dillard and Hoppin' Bob interrogate Reina, Rambo hosts a game show in the rafters of a night club and much more.
#180 Crimson Tide (1995) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about underwater tension and struggles, Captain Ramsey makes disrespectful announcements, Rambo wants to bring food to the bridge, Hunter and Vossler talk to Jesse in the Baja, getting to know Dave and much more.
#179 Superman (1978) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about an intergalactic illegal alien who fights crime sometimes, Clark brings home a girl to meet his parents, Superman testifies poorly in court, Rambo screens Superman before his date with Lois and much more.
#178 Terminator 2 Judgement Day with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about sentient machines who hunt humans in the past to defeat them in future or something, Doc Blair helps John and Sarah, robot council meeting, Dave's bar scene, Burt Moore, a German Diceman, Rambo fights the T-1000 and much more.
#177 The Equalizer 2 (2018) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Robert's new adventures getting revenge for his friend, Kurt and Eric Sloane come home to some trouble, the neighbors visit Brian and he makes funeral arrangements, treadmill danger, Robert and Miles talk to Rambo about a hobby and much more.
#176 The Equalizer (2014) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a very eccentric ex-secret agent who serves up hot justice usually within 29 seconds for some reason, Teddy visits the Scottish crew, Sean pulls off a job and returns home to a suspicious lady, Rambo gets hired for an equalizer job and much more.
#175 Iron Eagle 2 (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Chappy's new assignment with a multinational misfit crew. The General visits Chappy and Doug. Dave's pep band. Rambo and Dave help a pilot. Luke Skywalker, R2D2 and Gino Felino brief the pilots and much more.
#174 Above the Law (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the greatest Chicago cop on Earth according to him, old guys at a party hitting on Nico's partner, Rambo's invention workshop in the church basement, Nico gets interrogated and much more.
#173 Full Metal Jacket (1987) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the Marines in Vietnam, Gunny Gabriel talks to Privates Guzzler and Cowboy, Joker and Cowboy find Doc Blair on the toilet, crayons are a Marine delicacy, Rambo has a flashback and much more.
#172 Lethal Weapon 2nd Look (1987) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick
Steve, Dave, Sean and Rick take a 2nd look at Lethal Weapon as Rick's request for the Christmas episode. We learn about a drug deal with Mr. Jesse and Mr. Screwface, Roger watches a porn tape too long, Rambo talks to Lucille Larusso at her grave and much more.
#171 The Silence of the Lambs (1991) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about an uncertified FBI rube chasing a cross dressing serial killer, Lecter questions Clarice and Chilton about their attractions, Roden and Pilcher shoot their shot with Clarice, Clarice finds Rambo and Ramona in his tunnel system and much more.
#170 Down Periscope (1996) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about fun under the sea with the greatest Navy in the world, Chief Rambo musters the weird crew, Dazzling Dave interviews Quint and Doc Blair for his channel, Master Guns checking on all the Marine Sentry stations, Jesse Ventura impression, Sean's new costume and much more.
#169 Rambo 3 (1988) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Rambo fighting helicopters in Afghanistan, monks caring for Rambo because of his brain injury, Dave's guitar adventures and possible vacation activities, recruited tribal leaders discuss joining Rambo, Rambo has a personality conflict in a tunnel and much more.
#168 Sleepaway Camp (1983) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a super murdery summer camp, Scottish softball coaches, Lake Dave propositions the neighbors, gummy bear fun, Young Rambo at summer camp and much more.
#167 Legionnaire (1998) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about French Foreign Legion service, Scottish Legion sergeants meet Meg, convincing Luther to risk his life, Dave's vacation behaviors, where are they now?, Rambo joins the squad and meets Duke and Pickles and much more.
#166 Star Trek (2009) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about space exploration, the captain is tortured by Screwface and Bill Harding, Kirk sees Uhura having tummy issues, a red shirt gets no respect, Rambo defeats a black hole and much more.
#165 The Magnificent Seven
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a ragtag group of western mercenaries, Magic Dave tricks guys to survive, some drag queen gunslingers, Rambo joins the gang and they all get snakebites and much more.
#164 The Untouchables (1987) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about bootleggers and prohibition, Elliot's dirty talking wife, Elliot meets Crocodile Dundee and his team, Rambo tries to help Malone with women and much more.
#163 The Breakfast Club (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about 80's high school detention activities, Screwface kidnaps the detention, "Let me stop you right there, bud" fun, reenacting a scene with Scottish characters, Rambo teaches sex ed during detention, where are they now and much more.
#162 Payback (1999) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about revenge and double crossing, Miss Salt and Miss Cleo visit Southern Sean, Carter calls Dice and Johnny, Rambo and Screwface torture Southern Sean, looping Sean's comments and much more.
#161 Silent Rage (1982) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about small towns with world class medical testing facilities, Southern Sean pranks a madman, Nancy makes a cinnamon cake, Dan Simmons Plan B hammock, Rambo's team captures Kirby and much more.
#160 The Gray Man
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about CIA black ops, Number Six and Armando visit Margaret, Southern Sean gets tortured, Rambo and Candy Striper Dave help Number Six escape and much more.
#159 CHiPs (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about poorly executed 70's cop show remakes, Lincoln Hawk traffic stop, Rocky and Drago get stopped, Rambo and a Marine traffic stop, hand jibbers, Marion Cobretti improv and much more.
#158 Road House Revisited (1989) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean revisit the original Road House to check in on Dalton, Doc, Wade and the whole gang, Dalton gives Slappy his car, Hans Gruber wants some bearer bonds, Emmet talks to Dalton and Doc about things, Rambo hosts a trivia night and much more.
#157 Road House (2024) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about the bar scene in the Keys, Dalton visits a bookstore, Laura visits Dalton's boat, Glass Key Chamber of Evil meeting, Dalton's replacement Australian bouncers and much more.
#156 Hunter Killer (2018) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about underwater double crosses and military coups, the Captain's speech and Marine sentries, Colonel Travis and Southern Sean mission briefing, Rambo tries to convince the enemy to help and much more.
#155 The Foreigner (2017) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about revenge and Irish paramilitary groups, Liam caught cheating by OnStar's Caribbean operator Miss Abigail, Quan gets trapped by Irish Dave and his wife, Rambo tells Liam and Finnegan his plans for catching Quan and much more.
#154 Valkyrie (2008) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about plots against Hitler, Forrest Gump meets the resistance, Rambo is Hitler's assistant, Sean disagrees with Gene Siskel, Rambo and Miss Cleo in the message center and much more.
#153 Flight of the Intruder (1991) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Navy pilots in Vietnam, Jake writes a letter to a widow, dumping trash at sea, Cole calls in the Sandies, Rambo defends Jake in court and much more.
#152 John Wick (2014) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about secret assassins, JCVD gets a delivery, John Wick gets threatened by Red, Screwface and Quint, Gabriel and 2 Yodas make a deal with Viggo, Rambo protects Southern Sean and much more.
#151 The Goonies (1985) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about reject kids, career criminals and pirate treasure, a Coastal Cutie Beauty Pageant, Rambo the substitute teacher, pirates make bone pianos and rock water slides, Scottish pirates meet the kids and much more.
#150 The Fugitive (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a doctor framed for murder, one armed assassin struggles, Susan talks to Dr. Nichols with a crisp "S", Dr. Kimble flashback with Screwface, Rambo visits Sean McScottish at the prosthetics lab and much more.
#149 Scrooged (1988) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane
Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane learn about the meaning of Christmas, Frank talks to Employee Dave, some characters hang out for game night, Rambo and Dave are lounge singers and counsel Duane and much more.
#148 Nobody (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Hutch the suburban shadow operator, Cover Band Dave confronts Yulian, Steven Seagal alarm system, the Hatcher brothers radio broadcast, Rambo and Yulian meet at the club and much more.
#147 K-19 The Widowmaker (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Russian subs and bad accents, Doc Blair treats a victim, Southern Sean the door gunner, Scottish spies chatting on the sub, Rambo prosecutes Hawaii Dave and much more.
#146 Mr. Deeds (2002) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about relationships and inheriting money, Deeds saves Corretta, Hatcher brothers proposals, Deeds speaks at a meeting, Rambo's spoken word concert and much more.
#145 The Burning (1981) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about summer camp and Cropsy's revenge, Eddie explains his whereabouts, Rambo talks to a hooker, Caretaker Willie's big talk, Dave and Little Mo rescue Alfred, Dave's island vibes and much more.
#144 The Rundown (2003) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about bounty hunters and jungles, Cover Band Dave talks to Beck, Southern Sean the jungle fighter, Rambo is a lounge singer, the 3 Hatcher brothers parley with Beck and much more.
#143 Me, Myself & Irene (2000) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about Charlie and his comedic mental breakdown, Rambo is a school tutor, RoboCop at the motel, Southern Sean steals Layla, Rambo is also a sex tutor, Dave's pictures and much more.
#142 My Cousin Vinny (1992) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about southern justice and stereotypes, Cousin Vinny is actually Cousin Rambo and meets the boys, and he gets weird phone calls and he collects a debt from JT and he questions Lisa on the stand, short kings and much more.
#141 Red Dawn (2012) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about high school kids fighting an invasion, Bill Harding calls a football game, Southern Sean the Marine, Screwface and Cho negotiate with the kids, Rambo calls on the radio, Marine handshakes and much more.
#140 Can't Buy Me Love (1987) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about high school dorks, buying popularity, astronomy, Bobby's TV interview, Halloween high jinks with Screwface, Robocop the undercover student, Rambo's school assembly and more.
#139 Spy (2015) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about unlikely spy Susan and her associates, Teen Sean issues gadgets, Nancy at Dave's band show, Susan fires the gardener, Rambo and Ford take over the helo and more.
#138 Heartbreak Ridge (1986) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about a grizzled Marine and some screwups, Rambo and Gunny Highway in the bathroom, Doc Blair confronts Gunny, Sgt. Screwface punishes Profile, Marine talent show, Rambo's homecoming speech and more.
#137 Howard the Duck (1986) with Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane
Steve, Dave, Sean and Duane learn about alien humanoid ducks, Jack Cates at the diner, Curtis' duck show and tell, sasquatch technology, Duane dates Beverly's great grandma, Rambo trains Howard at the spa and more.
#136 Coneheads (1993) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about "French" aliens and the blunt skulls, Bryan Mills electronics shop employee, Beldar meets Bill Harding, Teen Dave goes to the mall, Rambo holds a Tribunal on Remulak and much more.
#135 Face/Off (1997) with Steve, Dave and Sean
Steve, Dave and Sean learn about face swapping and rivalries, Agent Reeves takes a call from Dave's wife, Sean Archer adopts Southern Sean, RoboCop in prison, Rambo punishes Karl and more.
