L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast
Ellie and Melissa host this book club podcast focused on fantasy, romance, and mystery novels. Each episode guides listeners through enchanting stories, heartwarming romances, and thrilling mysteries, offering recommendations and discussions. The show aims to help book lovers discover their next literary obsession and explore imaginative realms. Perfect for fans of fantasy, romance, and mystery genres.
Episodes
Is This Awkward for You? Because It Should Be | Golden Son Ch. 29–35
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Darrow saw the betrayal coming, and Melissa and Ellie are losing it. In Golden Son Ch. 29–35 the Howlers rise from the sea, Tactus gets the most beautiful redemption arc ever written… and then Lorn ***** him. Mustang takes Pliny’s eye, Sevro wants it for his collection, and Darrow t
Bacon, Love & Too Many Dead Girlfriends | Golden Son Ch. 22–28
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Chapters 22–28 of Golden Sun deliver the moment we have been waiting for — Sevro FINALLY admits he knows who Darrow is, and we are knocked completely off our chests (that's a phrase). We break down why this reveal hit different, what it means for Roque (spoiler: we're devastated and
Dr. Jackal Will See You Now | Golden Son Ch. 15–21
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Dr. Jackal is in surgery, and we are not okay. In Golden Son chapters 15–21, Darrow plays a game of truth or death with Octavia and her creepy scorpion oracles, the Howlers show up after a very dramatic "take cover" cube, and Sevro turns up with something mysterious in a
Threshing Day | Recap, Reveals, & Theories
We're a week out from the Threshing Day novella (dropping 9/29/26), so we couldn't wait — this is a surprise bonus theory sesh before the release. We recap what Threshing Day actually is, debate whether Brennan's backstory matters for book four, dig into when Jack Barlow really turned venin, and cast our bets on who's going mad next (Dain? Ridoc? Aaric?). Plus: our "board of directors for dra
The Gala Duel Gets Messy | Golden Son Ch. 8–14
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Darrow's plan to survive the gala goes sideways fast — a duel with Cassius turns into an arm getting cut clean off, Octavia oversteps her own law and immediately regrets it, and the whole Bellona family jumps in for round two. Throw in Antonia apparently not being dead after all and
Big Bologna Is Dead? | Golden Son Ch. 1–7
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Melissa and Ellie kick off Golden Son, and things get messy fast. Darrow's final Academy test turns into a full-blown space trap, "Big Bologna" makes his appearance, and by chapter three our boy is bankrupt, homeless, and down a reputation. Enter Pliny, the smuggest, silki
We Are Not Okay After This Ending | Red Rising Ch. 36–45
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It's here — our last episode of Red Rising, and it's a big one. Darrow closes out the Institute by taking down the Jackal (yes, that reveal), losing Pax in the process, and discovering that Mustang's connection to the Jackal is closer than anyone guessed (except for Melissa — she gu
Cassius Finds Out & It's Bad | Red Rising Ch. 29–35
Ahoy, howlers! We're back in the Institute and things are about to get bloody. This week we cover chapters 29 through 35 of Red Rising — Titus's execution, the Howlers officially forming, the siege on House Minerva, and the gut-punch reveal that finally catches up to Darrow when Cassius learns the truth about his brother. We scream, we theorize, we debate whether Fitchner is secretly Mad-Eye Moone
Darrow, Cassius & the Fight for Primus | Red Rising Ch. 22–28
House Mars is falling apart from the inside, and we are here for every second of it. In this episode of the L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast, we continue their Red Rising read-through with Darrow and Cassius navigating a brutal civil war for control of House Mars — complete with a horse-stealing heist, a very ill-fated flirtation with Mustang, one seriously cursed nickname for Cassius, and a Titus twist
Christmas in August: ACOTAR 6 & 7 Titles, Covers & Blurbs Are HERE
Sarah dropped the titles, blurbs, AND cover art for ACOTAR 6 and 7 today and Melissa is (solo, sorry our mics did not survive the emergency pod attempt) breaking down everything we just learned about Splintered Harmony and Forgotten Melody — aka the Valkyrie Cycle Movements. From an initial Ragnarok theory to a full pivot into "is Gwyn secretly a Lightsinger," plus what the blurbs might
Prestigious vs. Prestigious: A Divide | Red Rising Ch. 15–21
Melissa and Ellie are back and diving into Red Rising chapters 15 through 21, where Darrow gets drafted tenth out of a thousand (basically the NFL combine but with more murder), and finds himself trapped in a Silver Elite–coded nightmare with a golden ring and a body count of one. Also covered this week: whether a hot dog is a sandwich (it is not, fight us), the ongoing "prestigious vs. prest
Darrow's Full Glow Up | Red Rising Ch. 8-14
Darrow's world just cracked wide open — chapters 8 through 14 take him from the mines straight into a secret plot to turn him into a Gold, complete with surgery, new eyes, dance lessons, and a card test that broke both our brains. We're going chapter-by-chapter through Red Rising, and this is where the story stops being Hunger Games in space and starts becoming something all its own. Want more? Th
We Said Yes to Sci-Fi | Red Rising Ch. 1-7
Welcome to the L.A.M.E. Book Club's Red Rising deep dive! We're kicking off chapter-by-chapter through Pierce Brown's series, and yes, this is officially our first SCI-FI read. Heads up: these episodes were originally recorded for our Patreon, so the format's a little different than usual — and since we don't read ahead before recording, chapters 1–7 are completely spoiler-free. Want more (and wan
Closing the Book on Crescent City (For Now) | HoFaS Finale Recap
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Melissa and Ellie close out House of Flame and Shadow with chapters 94 through 102, covering Bryce's black-hole science experiment gone wrong, her very temporary death and resurrection (thanks, Hypaxia), the "they shared souls during the sex" debacle, the reunion of Ruhn and Lidia's boys, and one very disa
Strawberries, Cinnamon, and a Whole Lot of Mates Theories | HoFaS Ch. 87–93
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Melissa and Ellie are back with House of Flame and Shadow chapters 87–93, and it's a big one. Rigelus gloats his way into a "silly geese" moment before Hel's armies clash with Bryce and the gang on the battlefield, Ithan crosses the second line (again) with his backpack straps, and the crew is fully divide
Mech-Suits, Mates, and a Massive Cannonball | HoFaS Ch. 79–86
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Mech-suits, mates, and a massive cannonball — we're covering chapters 79–86 of House of Flame and Shadow, where Bryce's mask-reanimation plan makes zero sense, Ithan freezes and shatters the Under King (RIP to a real one, or is it — Barrow White theory incoming), Ithan and Perry's mate bond finally clicks (head cano
The Wicked Witch Is Dead & We're So Back | HoFaS Ch. 71–78
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This week we're covering chapters 71 through 78 of House of Flame and Shadow and honestly? We're thriving. Sabine is dead (finally, mercifully, ding dong), Ithan accidentally becomes the Prime, Nesta is BACK, and Tharion somehow proposes to someone in front of his wife. We also can't stop seeing energy drinks every
We Might Have a New Theory | HoFaS Ch. 64-70
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In this episode of the L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast, we're covering House of Flame and Shadow Chapters 64–70, where Sarah J. Maas somehow manages to give Hunt a new existential crisis, Ithan continues his campaign to make the worst possible decision in every situation, and a major plotline gets wrapped up so quickly t
THIS IS TOO MUCH | HoFaS Ch. 57-63
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This week Melissa and Elle are covering chapters 57 through 63 of House of Flame and Shadow, and buckle up because a LOT happens — and somehow we still have more questions than answers. We spend a truly unreasonable amount of time on the fact that Tharion got wet and grew zero fins, Aidas casually admits he's known
Mark Me, James (This Is the Same World) | HoFaS Ch. 50–56
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Bryce is a Bratz doll, Hunt is an AI-generated man-child having a full hissy fit in a literal cave-in, and somehow this is a love story — chapters 50–56 of House of Flame and Shadow have us in a chokehold. We're breaking down Sathia's absolutely devastating takedown of Bryce's Fae logic, the murder twins finally get
Dear Diary, Boys Rule and Girls Drool | HoFaS Ch. 43–49
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This week Melissa and Ellie are back to cover chapters 43 through 49 of House of Flame and Shadow, and things are moving — mostly in the wrong direction. Lidia meets her sons (one of them is fine about it, the other is NOT), the Ocean Queen picks a side after insisting she never picks a side, and we finally get some
This Is Fine (It Is Not Fine) | HOFAS 36-42
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Things are escalating and nobody is coping gracefully — Melissa and Ellie break down chapters 36 through 42 of House of Flame and Shadow, where the pressure on basically every character hits a new high and SJM reminds us she has zero chill. The gang reacts accordingly. Theories are floated, feelings are had, and at
Explaining SJM to a Warhammer Guy | HOFAS 29-35
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Surprise, besties — Ellie's on maternity leave (baby's here, everyone's safe, screaming and crying we love her), so Melissa's husband Zeke is filling in, and yes, he has not read a single word of Crescent City. We dragged him through House of Flame and Shadow Chapters 29–35 anyway: Bryce gets shackled by her absolut
Wait… Is the HORN from Throne of Glass?? | HOFAS 22-28
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Buckle up besties, because for the first time in literal forever we did our HOMEWORK and came with RECEIPTS. We're tearing through chapters 22-28 of House of Flame and Shadow, which means it's time to unhinge our jaws and theorize about whether the Hawk is secretly Vaughn from Throne of Glass, whether Bryce's back t
The Chapter That Broke The Fandom | HOFAS 15-21
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Buckle up, besties!! Chapters 15 through 21 of House of Flame and Shadow are the ones that sent the entire fandom into a full-blown spiral, and we're getting into ALL of it. From a hologram info-dump that has readers divided, to a single sentence that may have just confirmed one of the biggest theories in the SJM un
Sarah, We Have Questions | HOFAS 8–14
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Okay, we have a LOT to talk about. Apollion drops bombs we weren't ready for, Hunt's whole backstory might not be what we thought, Lidia finally shows her cards, and a certain shadowsinger shows up where we absolutely did NOT expect him. Also… we may or may not be formally apologizing to everyone who shipped Bryce
Is THIS Actually Worth Reading? | HOFAS 1-7
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Starting House of Flame and Shadow is already… a lot. In these first few chapters, we’re thrown right back into chaos with zero breathing room—Bryce is in a completely different world, Hunt and Ruhn are getting absolutely wrecked, and somehow we’ve got magic, mech suits, and multiverse theories all colliding at o
The Truth Finally Comes Out | HOSAB 71–78
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Everything finally comes to a head in these chapters and… yeah, we were NOT prepared. From massive lore reveals to theories actually starting to make sense (or completely fall apart), this stretch flips everything we thought we knew on its head. We’re talking shocking truths, chaotic decisions, emotional damage, an
One Coup At A Time: Bad Dads, New Mates & Rebel Plans | HOSAB 64-70
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Welcome back to the L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast! It is our second-to-last episode covering House of Sky and Breath by Sarah J. Maas, and things are officially popping off! Melissa and Ellie are breaking down the absolute chaos of chapters 64 through 70. We are diving deep into Baxian's massive reveal as Danika’s sec
Respectfully… WHAT WAS THAT | HOSAB 57–63
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Chaos. Public scandals. Questionable decisions. A summoning that ABSOLUTELY should not have happened. And somehow… that’s not even the wildest part. In chapters 57–63 of House of Sky and Breath, Bryce chooses violence (socially), the Autumn King gets publicly humiliated, demon politics get messier than ever, and we
Respectfully… What Is Going On | HOSAB 50-56
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Respectfully… what is going on in Crescent City right now?? These chapters delivered demon attacks, secret lore drops, near-deaths, Bryce power upgrades, and the Autumn King being his usual terrible self — and we are simply trying to keep up. One minute we’re discussing ancient magic and hidden truths about the w
Sophie Was Dead This Whole Time?! | HOSAB 43–49
Sophie was dead this whole time and we would like a formal apology from House of Sky and Breath. Between squid boats, unhinged mate energy, Emile not being a Thunderbird, and Cormac getting emotionally body-slammed, these chapters truly said “plot twist” and meant it. We spiraled, we theorized, we questioned every life choice that led us here — and somehow we still want more. Grab your conspiracy
Are the First Wolves Connected to ACOTAR?! | HOSAB 36-42
Melissa and Ellie are back in full tinfoil-hat mode because these chapters were not subtle. Wolves through time? Erased bloodlines? Black adamant mind walls? Sarah, respectfully… what are we doing? In this episode, we dive into HOSAB 36–42 and ask the unhinged but necessary question: are the First Wolves actually connected to ACOTAR? We’re talking Danika’s secret research, forbidden wolf history,
Respectfully… What?! | HOSAB 29-35
These chapters took a hard left into unsettling, and we were absolutely not prepared. In chapters 29-35 of House of Sky and Breath, the world-building cracks open, the rules start feeling very suspicious, and suddenly nothing we thought we understood feels safe anymore. We spiral (politely), question everything, and start connecting dots that maybe were never meant to be connected. Respectfully… w
Book Girls in Distress | HOSAB 22–28
Chapters 22–28 of House of Sky and Breath sent us fully into distress. Between secret rebellions, suspicious alliances, emotional whiplash, and yet another reason Bryce and Hunt can’t have peace, we are officially overwhelmed. In this episode, we break down Ruhn's mysterious connections, Bryce’s growing power, the Bone Quarter questions that refuse to be answered, and the relationship choices that
Nothing Is Adding Up | HOSAB 15–21
Nothing is adding up — and we’re officially spiraling. In chapters 15–21 of House of Sky and Breath, secrets pile up, history starts unraveling, and the “truth” looks a lot more manufactured than we were led to believe. From Danika’s hidden research to Dusk’s Truth, salt conspiracies, fake histories, secret rebellions, and engagements that make absolutely no sense — this section sent us straight i
Everyone Has Secrets (Except Bryce) | HOSAB 8-14
Everyone has secrets in House of Sky and Breath… and somehow Bryce is the last to know every single one of them. In chapters 8–14, Ellie and Melissa spiral through prophecies, surprise drop-ins, sketchy new characters, ancient grudges, and yet another round of “wait, Danika knew WHAT?” Along the way we debate oracles, side-eye everyone’s motives, rant about indefinite roommates, and slowly realize
She’s BETROTHED?! The Cormac Bomb Drops | HOSAB 1-7
Week one of House of Sky and Breath comes in hot. We’re covering the prologue through chapter seven, and somehow Sarah J. Maas already dropped a forced betrothal, Thunderbird chaos, and enough tinfoil-hat theories to last the whole series. From Sophie and the brutal prologue, to Bryce and Hunt’s painfully self-inflicted slow burn, to Cormac’s surprise entrance and the Autumn King being his absolut
The Drop, The Gates & That Ending | Crescent City Finale
We’re officially finishing House of Earth and Blood, and wow… what an ending. In this finale episode of L.A.M.E. Book Club, we break down The Drop, the gates, first light, and that emotional rollercoaster of an ending that still has us unwell. From worldbuilding revelations and sword theories to devastating sacrifices, unexpected healing, and the moments that absolutely wrecked us, this episode is
The Jumbotron, the Vacuum & the Starborn Truth | Crescent City 81–90
We’re back and things officially go off the rails. In chapters 81–90 of Crescent City, Bryce does the unthinkable (yes, the vacuum scene), Hel literally opens across the city, and the biggest revelation of the entire book finally drops. We break down Bryce vs. Micah, the gates, the synth twist, Hunt at full power, and that jaw-dropping Starborn reveal—plus plenty of tangents, theories, pop culture
This Changes Every SJM World | Crescent City 71-80
The Summit finally arrives—and everything unravels. In Chapters 71–80 of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood, Bryce’s desperate attempt to save Hunt collides with long-buried lies, explosive lore reveals, and a public reckoning that quite literally plays out on a jumbotron. As Micah’s true role is exposed, the mystery of Luna’s Horn detonates into one of the biggest twists in the series, refra
The Living Death, Liquid Night & A WHOLE LOT OF TEA | Crescent City 61–70
In this week’s L.A.M.E. Book Club episode, we dive into Crescent City chapters 61–70 and… whew. Sarah J. Maas really said, “What if we emotionally demolish them mid-book?” We talk through Bryce’s brutal healing scene (aka peak “sweetheart” content from Hunt), the so-called Living Death punishment, and the absolutely unhinged reveal about Danika, synth, and what really happened to the pack. We also
Cold Showers, Hot Theories & One Very Cursed Fish Tank | Crescent City 51–60
We’re back in Lunathion with so many theories, besties. In this episode we’re breaking down Crescent City chapters 51–60: Bryce summoning Aidas (and that absolutely unhinged “let’s fight a demon with a demon” logic), the planet contraption in the Autumn King’s office and how it mirrors Rhys’ in ACOSF, the mystery of Hel as its own planet, and what “find what is in between” could actually mean. We
Is Truth-Teller THE Knife? Multiverse Theories & Otter Messengers | Crescent City 41-50
In this episode, we’re diving into Crescent City chapters 41–50, and things get WILD. We’ve got Jelly Jubilee’s “toy box,” Kristallos demons in the sewers, Bryce and Hunt getting extra flirty (hi, almost-kiss ), and Sabine dropping a MASSIVE bombshell about Danika and the Horn. We also spiral into SJM multiverse theories (is Truth-Teller the missing knife?!), compare creepy sewer demons to the Val
Is Hunt Destined to Die for Bryce? Oracle Receipts Only | Crescent City 31-40
Bryce breaks the Oracle, Hunt gets called Orion, and somehow we still find time to drag Sabine and confess Melissa thought Egypt was in Europe. In this episode we’re diving into Crescent City chapters 31–40: Micah’s super sketch boss moves, Hunt’s doomed(?) Orion mythology parallels, the Oracle’s terrifying warning about Bryce, murder maps on the ley lines, Luna’s Horn theories, and why the Godsla
Did Sarah J. Maas Plan This All Along? | Crescent City 21–30
We’re back and diving into Crescent City chapters 21–30, and honestly… we might’ve just connected half the SJM universe. From Luna’s Horn to the 8-pointed star, we’re unpacking every theory — including whether Luna might actually be Deanna (yes, we went there). It’s officially Christmas season in the L.A.M.E. Book Club household, Melissa’s officially on baby watch, and somehow we still managed to
Hot Angels, Witch Blood & Halloween Lore | Crescent City 11–20
It’s our annual Halloween episode, which means chaos, costumes, and Crescent City theories collide. Melissa shows up as a Spy Kids thumb thumb, Ellie’s in full tinfoil-hat mode, and somehow we still manage to deep dive into SJM’s hottest angels, mysterious witch bloodlines, and all the lore that haunts the Crescent City universe. Come for the costume reveal, stay for the multiverse meltdown — beca
The Multiverse Starts HERE | Crescent City 1-10
Welcome back to The L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast! In this episode, we’re diving into Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood chapters 1 through 10 — and honestly, it’s already giving multiverse energy. We break down Bryce Quinlan’s introduction, that devastating early twist, and all the sneaky crossover clues that hint Sarah J. Maas has been building one massive connected universe this whole time. F
Would You Survive Your Favorite Fantasy Book?
Ever wondered if you’d actually survive in the worlds you love to read about? In this collab episode, we team up with Between Pages and Friends to find out which of us would make it out alive in our favorite fantasy books — from ACOTAR’s Under the Mountain to Fourth Wing’s Gauntlet and beyond. Expect chaos, laughter, and a few questionable survival instincts as we put our romantasy obsessions to t
Can You Love Jesus & Read Romantasy?
We’ve talked about books, tropes, and even smut before—but this week, we’re diving into something a little deeper. Can you love Jesus and read romantasy? 👀 We sat down with our friend Hailey (@haileyandherkindle) to talk about faith, fantasy, and how the two worlds overlap more than people think. From Narnia to ACOTAR, we’re unpacking how we balance our love for fantasy with our faith, what “disce
The Only Trophies That Matter | Romanties 2025
It’s finally here… the very first Romanties! 🏆 As your hosts (Ellie & Melissa), we are handing out the only trophies that matter in the world of fantasy romance. From best banter and “touch her & die” moments to the ultimate found family and morally gray love interests, we’re crowning winners, calling out betrayals, and maybe fighting a little along the way. This episode is equal parts uns
Biggest Book-to-Movie Releases of 2025 & 2026 (Our Honest Reactions)
In this episode of the L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast, Ellie and Melissa dive into the biggest book-to-movie and book-to-TV adaptations coming in 2025 and 2026. From thrillers like The Housemaid and Verity to highly anticipated blockbusters like Project Hail Mary and the next Hunger Games, we’re breaking down which stories we think will smash on screen and which ones might flop. We share our honest re
Spicy Book Opinions You’ll Definitely Disagree With
Melissa and Ellie are back with a full vibes episode of hot takes: SJM discourse, smut vs. story, series that should’ve been duologies, Crescent City & Empyrean spoilers, and the tropes we’re banning for life (sorry, enemies-to-lovers). We also read YOUR spiciest submissions and put them on trial—verdicts included. Light-hearted, a little chaotic, always bookish. Stick around for the Patreon a
Books with Boy: Dragons, Death… and Dain (Fourth Wing)
In this episode of the L.A.M.E. Book Club, Melissa and Ellie hand the mic to Grant for another round of Books with Boy—this time diving into Fourth Wing. From parapet chaos to dragon bonding, Xaden vs. Dain debates, and the heartbreak of Liam, we get an unfiltered “boy edition” take on one of romantasy’s most talked-about books. Spoilers for Fourth Wing only (no Iron Flame or beyond), plenty of la
Build-A-Man Workshop: Fantasy Book Version
Welcome to the Build-A-Man Workshop! 🛠️✨ In this episode of the LAME Book Club, Melissa and Ellie piece together the ultimate fantasy book boyfriend. From Rhysand’s wings to Dorian’s charm, Xaden's shadows to pirate eyeliner—we’re taking the best traits from all of our favorite book men and building The Perfect Fantasy Boyfriend. Expect chaos, swooning, and way too many red flags.
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Goodreads Hot Takes That Made Us SCREAM
We’re back with a full dose of Goodreads chaos! In this episode, we (Melissa & Ellie) pull some of the spiciest one-star and five-star Goodreads reviews we could find… and let’s just say, the hot takes are HOT. From books we adored getting dragged through the mud, to books we couldn’t stand getting praised like masterpieces, we try to guess which book is being roasted (or worshipped). Plus, we
Everything We Forgot About Heir of Fire
What happens when you try to retell Heir of Fire from memory… a year and a half later? Chaos. Pure chaos. In this episode of the L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast, Melissa and Ellie attempt to piece together Sarah J. Maas’s third Throne of Glass book without notes, outlines, or a reread—and the results are hilarious. Expect spoilers, fuzzy plot points, strong opinions, and plenty of moments that will mak
Fantasy MASH Chaos + The Book News Everyone’s Talking About
We took the classic game of MASH, threw in our favorite (and least favorite) fantasy book characters, powers, pets, and enemies… and the results were absolutely unhinged. 🏰🐉 Who got stuck with Tamlin? Who’s rocking the world’s most useless superpower? And just when you think it can’t get more chaotic, we dive into the book news that has every fantasy reader talking — from SJM licensing drama to th
This Is What Happens When a Boy Reads ACOTAR
Have you ever wanted to pick the brain of a boy who read the ACOTAR series?? If so, today is your lucky day! In this bonus episode, Ellie and Melissa get to talk to Ellie's husband Grant about his thoughts, opinions, and theories on the ACOTAR series after reading the first three books. You won't want to miss this!
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“Did You Even Read the Book?!” (SJM Trivia Gauntlet)
Welcome to a chaotic new segment of the L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast: Did You Even Read the Book?! Ellie, Melissa, and special guest Grant (yes, the husband!) put their Sarah J. Maas knowledge to the test in a brutal trivia showdown. Every wrong answer = eating something disgusting. Mystery jelly beans, raw asparagus, cold eggs — nothing is safe. Think you’d do better? Play along and let us know you
That Final Letter?? DEVASTATING - Silver Elite Ch. 49-55
We made it to the end of Silver Elite — and it did not hold back. In this episode, we break down chapters 49–55, including explosive twists, heartbreaks we did not emotionally consent to, and that final letter that left us reeling. Lyddie snitched, Cross stayed behind, and Wren’s entire world changed in one soul-crushing moment. Buckle up buttholes — this finale BROKE us.
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Grayson, Triggers, and Other Explosive Theories - Silver Elite Ch. 43-48
We’re spiraling (again) as we unpack chapters 43–48 of Silver Elite, and let’s just say: the theories are THRIVING. From Kaine's totally real death to that jet heist and a few suspiciously timed explosions, we’re connecting dots no one asked us to — and we’re not sorry about it. Also, Wren? Still lying. SJM? Still feeding us crumbs. And Cross? Just trying to stay alive. Buckle up.
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Cross Is Down Bad, Travis Is Creepy, and Wren Is Spiraling - Silver Elite Ch. 37-42
Wren is deep in it this week. We’re covering Silver Elite chapters 37–42, and it’s absolute chaos: murder (oops), secrets (so many), and Cross being dangerously obsessed (sir, get a grip). Travis finally enters the scene, and let’s just say… we do not feel safe. Meanwhile, Wren’s web of lies is catching up to her, Tana’s trust is shattered, and someone really needs to revoke her telepathy privileg
Enemies, Lovers, and One Very Dead Girl - Silver Elite Ch. 31-36
This week, we dive into Silver Elite chapters 31–36, and things get dark. Wren’s undercover mission at the brothel takes a shocking turn, Cross keeps playing with our hearts (and comms), and just when we thought it couldn’t get more intense—boom—Bryce. Dead. On the floor. From twisted training drills to forbidden hookups to that final fight we’re still not over, this episode is packed with chaos,
Wren’s Firestorm Moment + Shower Scene Drama - Silver Elite Ch. 25-30
In this week’s chaotic and unfiltered episode of The Lame Book Club Podcast, Melissa and Ellie cover chapters 25–30 of Silver Elite—and it’s a wild ride. From skydiving fails and shady scores to steamy shower tension and conspiracy theories about jammed cameras and Kirkland (no "s"), nothing is off-limits. We unpack Ren’s major turning point, Cross’s jealous streak, and a scene so cringey it lower
Two Deaths and One Terrible Party - Silver Elite Ch. 19-24
Chapters 19–24 of Silver Elite had us spiraling. From a Pit night that felt more Pitch Perfect than military training, to Cross showing his ruthless side, to two gut-wrenching deaths that shook us—and Wren—to the core. We dive into wild fan theories, shady cover design choices (is it AI??), emotional breakdowns, and the chaos of Wren’s failed plan to escape. Plus, we meet a mysterious new characte
The Messiest Week Yet - Silver Elite Ch. 7-12
This week on the L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast, we dive into Chapters 13–18 of Silver Elite by Dani Francis — full of chaos. Motorcycle escapes, tattoo theories, red flags (literal and emotional), and one seriously questionable seduction attempt. We’re breaking down character arcs, tossing out unhinged predictions, and yes… finally talking about that Broken Dove nickname. If you're wearing your tinfo
Silver Elite Secrets: Who Is Cross Really? - Silver Elite Ch. 7-12
The plot thickens as we dive into an engaging and lively discussion of Silver Elite chapters 7-12! Join Melissa and Ellie of the L.A.M.E. Book Club podcast as they unravel shocking revelations, juicy character dynamics, and fan-favorite theories about this post-apocalyptic world. From Wren’s struggles in the Silver Block to Cross’s mysterious connections, this episode is packed with humor, camarad
Why We Ditched Quicksilver for Silver Elite - Silver Elite Ch. 1-6
Hold onto your hats, book lovers! In this episode of the L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast, we dive into the first six chapters of Silver Elite—a wild ride packed with twists, telepathy, and tension that’ll have you hooked! Join Melissa and Ellie as they unravel shocking revelations, debate character dynamics, and sprinkle in humor and camaraderie that’ll leave you feeling like part of the squad.
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Book Festival Fiasco: Drama at A Million Lives
Join the adventure as we dive into the wild world of bookish chaos at the A Million Lives Book Festival, where things went off the rails faster than you can say "fold-up tables." With humor and camaraderie, Melissa and Ellie bring you an engaging discussion filled with firsthand accounts, unexpected twists, and a fresh perspective on how it all went so wrong.
From broken promises to a ba
Alchemy, Drama & A Fox?! - Quicksilver Ch. 9-12
Get ready for an epic mix of alchemy, drama, and yes, a fox, as we dive into "Quicksilver" chapters 9-12 in this engaging and lively discussion! From shocking revelations about sentient quicksilver to sizzling character dynamics (and some questionable cheese moments), this episode is packed with everything fantasy book lovers crave. Join the adventure as we unpack Kingfisher’s brooding c
Kingfisher's Jaw-Dropping Entrance! - Quicksilver Ch. 5-8
Dive into "Quicksilver" chapters 5-8 with Melissa and Ellie as they tackle shocking revelations, chaotic drama, and wild character dynamics in this engaging and lively discussion. From sentient swords to twisted prophecies and the mysterious Kingfisher stealing the show, you won’t want to miss this fresh perspective on the literary chaos.
Join the adventure as the hosts serve up humor, c
Secrets, Snark & Stunning Twists – Quicksilver Ch. 1-4
Ready to jump into the wild start of Quicksilver? Get ready for secrets, snark, and stunning twists as we dive into chapters 1-4 with our signature mix of humor, sarcasm, and literary analysis! This episode of the L.A.M.E. Book Club podcast is packed with shocking revelations, fresh perspectives, and plenty of laughs as we explore character dynamics, unravel Easter eggs, and navigate the gritty, c
Xaden & Violet's Voice Actors Spill All!
Get ready, book lovers! In this episode of the L.A.M.E. Book Club Podcast, we go inside the world of Xaden and Violet’s voice actors from the hit "Onyx Storm" graphic audiobook. Join us as Gabriel Michael and Khaya Fraites share an engaging and lively discussion about bringing these iconic characters to life. From hilarious behind-the-scenes moments to shocking revelations about the Empy
15 Onyx Storm Theories You've Never Heard Before
Get ready, book lovers! In this episode of the L.A.M.E. Book Club podcast, we’re diving into "15 Onyx Storm Theories You've Never Heard Before" with a special guest—Taylor Garten! From mind-blowing character dynamics to wild, unhinged theories about Violet, Xaden, and the Venin, we’re breaking down all the juicy details and shocking revelations from Rebecca Yarros' Empyrean series. Wheth
Onyx Storm Ending EXPLAINED: What’s Next for Violet?
The Onyx Storm saga reaches its thrilling end, and we’re here to break down every twist, turn, and shocking revelation in chapters 61-66! What’s next for Violet? Dive into our engaging and lively discussion to find out as we unravel the mysteries, explore character dynamics, and piece together wild theories that’ll blow your mind. From Violet’s jaw-dropping choices to Xaden's shadowy secrets, and
Is Bodhi More Than He Seems? Onyx Storm 55-60
Buckle up, book lovers! In this week’s episode of the LAME Book Club Podcast, Melissa and Ellie take you on a wild ride through chapters 55-60 of Onyx Storm with theories you absolutely can’t miss. From jaw-dropping fan speculations to shocking revelations about Violet, Xaden, and Theophanie, this discussion is packed with humor, camaraderie, and mind-blowing insights. We’re talking dream walkers,
Dream-Walking Secrets Revealed in Onyx Storm
Dream-walking secrets, shocking revelations, and plenty of laughs await you in this week’s Lane Book Club Podcast! 🌀 Join Melissa and Ellie as they dive into chapters 49-54 of Onyx Storm for an engaging and lively discussion packed with wild fan theories, Venin drama, and some seriously mind-blowing character dynamics. Will Violet’s dream-walking abilities unlock new pathways, or are we all just a
Shocking Twists in Onyx Storm Chapters 43-48
Hold onto your dragons, book lovers! 🐉 This week on the Lame Book Club podcast, we dive into the jaw-dropping twists of Onyx Storm chapters 43-48. From shocking reveals to fiery theories, Melissa and Ellie are bringing ALL the heat and humor in this engaging and lively discussion. ⚡ Join the adventure as we unravel the chaos, laugh through the drama, and speculate about what’s coming next. Whether
Heartbreak in Onyx Storm
We’re breaking down chapters 37-42 of Rebecca Yarros' epic "Onyx Storm" with humor, camaraderie, and a fresh perspective. From jaw-dropping revelations about Violet's connection with the Irids to uncovering new layers of character dynamics, this episode is packed with surprises and fiery debates.
Don’t miss out on this dynamic episode filled with humor, insights, and all the feels—perfec
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