
86 GIVING A SHIT : BETTER YOUR OUTPUT with insights. Don’t be a .. iykyk
A behind-the-scenes look at the restaurant industry, comparing it to a pirate ship. It covers the lies management endures, the constant FOH vs BOH battle, and the absurdity of smart people acting dumb while clueless people pretend to know it all. The podcast offers tips on being cooler and avoiding douchebag behavior, whether you work in, visit, own, or just stumble past a restaurant.
Episodes

Season’s Beatings
A one year plan that turns a whiner into a Chef.

Corporate-Shmorporate
The British are coming, but we aren’t sure when… Doesn’t matter. Let them. We STAY ready.

Respectful Concern
This particular facial expression can be crippling in the wrong setting. However; in the correct one, it fosters a sense of accomplishment.

Mozzarella Chess
Elevated Takeout

Sushi Moi Hooy
Don’t say this title to a Russian unless you are allowed to love them romantically.

Table Manners
A great question to ask management and host staff because the answer is not subjective for the most part

Independence Way
When no one is looking. The cameras are still rolling

CE5
Close encounters of the fifth kind: How to become an eye witness with a firsthand account. G0 4 1t 6ut m4k3 5UR3 u 4c7u4lly r34dy!

Haters Gonna Plate
For training purposes: does Mamdani drink ?

Behind Their Backs
Do the rare thing

Shadow Dreams
You are not the doer or the dreamer

Pacemaker
It’s not cuz he thinks it’s fun. It’s cuz it’s THAT important !

Egg breaking vampire confidence
Vampires have nothing to do with it, but everything else is important

If you consider it a challenge, it’s because you’re not doing it often enough
I wrote these words because I want you to know how From small little gestures, intense feelings grow

Genuine Connecticut tobacco
Why I record the way I record and don’t like to record things on demand. The flow is just isn’t the same kind of like if the cigar was from Jersey, you probably would suck.

Roll out the mats for resourceful-ness
Rigo Rod and cereal. Dark Ambient undertones and something else I don’t remember at the moment. It in there tho .

Drilled Alien Foot Karma
Another a few examples of the fact that you can’t Control anything, so you should just be grateful and happier that you’re alone for the ride, at least

Dead Train De-Glaze
I tell you how often freight trains breakdown, and how to glaze something properly

People Are Friends
Faces are ugly

Prep Interrupted
See ? Told ya I have friends !

Zombies & Knives
Atlas 3 coming toYour backyard soon

Young Opportunity
Make the choice and stick to it. At least for the day.

Team Forced
Rather forcing teamwork and how much I love when servers lie

Please Do Not Be
A Dick. Cuz it’s crushing our whole shit if you do

Lobster Worms
Fish and Mornay

Stuff & Thangs
Just another dia en la casa Mia :)

Stogies & Scares
No bullshit two blocks away and 33 stories up could be you man could be you

A.I.ce Cream
Yes, you should use it. Yes, it knows everything. It will probably take us over soon.

Hypothespirits
Science would race to tell me that it’s bullshit and my evidence is not credible. That’s because science doesn’t have the balls to say what I say.

Manipuledules
Be as efficient as you would be if you’re 30 minutes late always

Atomic Horseradish
Gold , I tell ya Gold. Take a sheet.

Dat Strawberry Bubbilicious
No, but like. Seriously, like I don’t want to know you..

Opinion Dominion
Chick said she’s a shrink lol.

ion=Va-ca
The Tyrrhenian

Un-Wedged Recognition
For All of Us. . .

Mic Johnson
You Da Man !

Reflect Time
It’s science and shit

Angerateful
“—Don’t you ever tame your DAEMON. But always keep him on a leash. “ -Hozier

Ayes, 4 Werd 🫵📵
Cumulatively …. It’s a word.Sometimes I be guessing words in Spanish getting em right and shit. Like how you say circumstances ?!?Cir-coom-stan-sias?? .:…..…..:Actually yes. Turns out. lol One Love 😶🌫️

Onion Soup VIII
Ripples to Waves in Simpler Days

Run The Shift
We are all Adults

Histories
If you do not know, you’re doomed to repeat

Lead with Restraint
The universe will oblige … THANK YOU SO MUCH. To the one that streamed 93 episodes on 5/8. I love you and hope you got some value from them.

Count the assholes
If you can’t find any, after listening to this you’ll know what that means and where to look also, if you’re the smartest person in the room, what to do.

Solo Metro Shelf
Bruce Lee said “to be ever changing is the changeless state” I mean, I didn’t hear him say this but I can imagine he did.

One in a million
Happens roughly 11 times a day

Massage Pushback
Life and stuff

15:26
Just be grateful you didn’t get hit by a bus … lol

Прости Нас Паша
Don’t let your thoughts go to waste

Synchroni-NYCities
Don’t mess with Fate, pass polygraphs in the 90s

Sharp Air Tag
Don’t steal or else

5.0 or Bust
Everyone is replaceable yes even you

The Eh Express
People are sheepish

Pockpickets
Slight of hand is not exactly taught by booksAlso, I can almost guarantee that you read the title backwards lol

Everyone wins
I mean …. Right?!?

TreEater
Ant Madness

ThEater
The mouth void of allness type shit type shit

From me to you
Shower Affirmations part 1

Truscheduling
Gotta know who is who

Inspectacle
Scotty and Chefinski get healthed

Surreptitiouslemails
Day off drama unfolds

Motivate Imagination
You’re not alone in this ..

Dronefoot
Mystery blues

Play Rizz In Def Ear
It’s an acronym. The picture is what chat you know who, thinks of the subject.

Closing the gap
Closing Shifts affect people on a positive note because they’re sharing the feeling of abandonment by the rest of the crew with the other closer

Ca$hpitulate
Assess your surroundings before your surrounded

Leave me a drone
Seriously, though a freaking handtruck

Systematic Off Putting
It’s like going to the bathroom while working to find out you have crabs and then filing a report to workers comp lol

The Blood Of Royalty
Walk with greatness without asking for anything in return. And I will hope to be one of the same flesh and blood.

Be Like The Truffle
The one thing that most promoters conveniently leave out. Your intentions.

Owl says Dmitri
Cuz who’s easier to blame ? God forbid your reflection .

Addendum to last episode
My response to the email

Whether Tis Noble
To Say & Not To ≥ To Do & Not to Say ???

Lobsterdamus
Lobsterdamus has spoken his pre-bisquetion.

Who’s The Eighnal Pore ?!?
Step on up and come on down. It’s the most funnest game in town. Frown and drown. Or maybe how about not and we help one another all shades of brown.

Salteamwork
Be=Za, Black=Brown

Dipping Lead
As above so below. Don’t be a hypocrite.

Expo Etiquette
Mostly what NOT to do. .. Some of what should be done..

Neighbour prank
Honk honk bitches

coz 👁️ sed-so
A small slice of good old “fuck you” for all the residents of the “luxury apartment building” I sleep in. 04:06am Followed by why to be nice.
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