Teen Girl Talk
Teen Girl Talk joins siblings Franklin and Susie Cota as they joyfully make their way through a menagerie of media made for teens. They discuss movies, books, TV shows, music, and more. Laugh and cry along with the Cota siblings as they explore some bonkers teen media. Too old to be teens, too funny not to listen to.
Episodes
The Faculty- What if I was not a sports boy but instead an education boy?
On this week's episode, Suesie and Frank are taking a second look at The Faculty. Seven years later, they're older... well they're older. Also on this episode, Suesie thinks the coach is a creep and all the casual violence sucks. Frank keeps getting a homophobe's name wrong. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's In
Lost Boys The Thirst- All this time we could have been watching an apple brown
We covered Lost Boys The Thirst this week. Who cares. This movie is terrible. Suesie boos Frank. Frank points out the problems with having a slaughterhouse on an island and earns those boos from Suesie. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing web
Lost Boys: The Tribe- Nicole has dumb opinions about death
On this week, we're dealing with the lesser sequel to Lost Boys called Lost Boys: The Tribe. It's fun... in a different way. Also on this episode, Suesie thinks that retcons are good for the soul. Frank is sick of the lack of heat in this movie and all these toxic vampires. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Ins
Lost Boys- That David and Michael heat
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're hanging out with some 80s era vampires, that's right it's Lost Boys. Also on this episode Suesie flexes her knowledge of the theater. Frank thinks that everyone is just good chums and roommates. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com
Baby Assassins- *Gasp* That's the weed number
On this week's episode, we're talking about the Japanese slacker assassin comedy, Baby Assassins! The first of three. Alson on this episode, Suesie is confounded by maid cafes. Frank is happily surprised. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing we
An interview with Brenda Janowitz author "The Introvert's Guide to Kissing in Europe"
This week Frank sat down with Brenda Janowitz about her new novel "The Introvert's Guide to Kissing in Europe". She was lovely and the book is available next week! The book can be found here!: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/798552/the-introverts-guide-to-kissing-in-europe-by-brenda-janowitz/Brenda can be found here!: https://www.brendajanowitz.com/Here's her instagram!: https://www.ins
Spider-Man: Brand New Day- The Hulk Spider-Man in the pieta
This week we're hanging with our favorite wallcrawler, Spider-Man in the new Marvel movie, Spider-Man Brand New Day. Also on this episode, Suesie imagines a world where the Riddler has to deal with water cooler talk and endless invoices. Frank has to use words like psionic and is made tired by them. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmai
You're Killing Me- Zara needs some better friends
On this week's episode, we're covering You're Killing Me, a movie about really needing a phone charger. Also on this episode, Suesie describes being at the nail salon in a totally normal fashion. Frank brings up Daredevil again. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Here is a link to Mima Tipper's website for the book, Channeling Marilyn!: https://mimatipper.com/writing/Please rate, re
Special Episode: An Interview with Ryan La Sala, Author of Dead of Summer
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, Suesie sat down with Ryan La Sala, author of the summer horror novel Dead of Summer! Out now wherever you can get your books. Also at the links below: Ryan's Website: https://www.ryanlasala.com/Ryan's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/theryanlasala/?hl=enPlease rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.
Supergirl- Look out! It's two women dealing with grief
This week we're covering the bizarrely controversial movie, Supergirl! Also on this episode, Suesie believes in love after love concerning Lobo. Frank divulges too much about comic book lore. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/real
Gokusen(Season 1 Episodes 1-2): Teen Boy Talk
On this week, Suesie refuses to watch our live action anime nonsense and leaves Dil and Frank to cover the first two episodes of Gokusen. It is a fun trip back to school. Also on this episode, Frank loves anime where spaceships punch each other. Dil loves dubbed anime like a true weeb. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spo
A Good Girl's Guide to Murder- Season 2 Episodes 4-6: Pip is becoming Batman
Trigger warnings: Drug use, kidnapping, sexual assault, murder, violence, arson On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're finishing the last three episodes of A Good Girl's Guide to Murder season 2. Pip is hard at work trying to find Jamie Reynolds and things are going to get worse from there. Also on this episode Suesie talks about her justifiable rage. Frank realizes he's said something
A Good Girl's Guide to Murder Season 2 Episodes 1-3: Pip's Unsolved Mysteries
Trigger warnings: Sexual Assault, murder, age gap relationships, power imbalanced relationships, imprisonment, drug use, kidnapping On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we're covering the first three episodes of season 2 of A Good Girl's Guide to Murder. Pip needs to solve a missing persons case and it would be a lot more helpful if everyone would just turn over their incriminating photos. A
The Backrooms- Mary is going above and beyond for a psychologist
On this week's episode, we're heading through the wall and into the Backrooms. A very good but too scary movie for Frank. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Frank for not recognizing Willem Dafoe's tentacles. Frank makes so many mistakes on this episode including calling Clark's employee Keith when his name is Bobby and that it was actually Radioheads Ok Computer that came out in 1997.Pleas
Mortal Kombat 2- Who's fighting who and why?
So, we couldn't do Obsession because bad stuff happened to a cat in that movie. Instead, we started watching an on fire trash can called Mortal Kombat 2. It's a somewhat interesting on fire trash can though. Also on this episode, Suesie is annoyed by how many characters are getting introduced in the last ten minutes. Frank can't say the word katana anymore. Thanks suicide squad. Please rate,
Extra Credit: An Interview with Meredith Walker author of "Be Yourself and Other Bad Advice"
On this week's extra credit, Suesie sat down with Meredith Walker about her new book "Be Yourself and Other Bad Advice". It was a lovely chat and you can find the book and Meredith at the links below. The publisher's website: https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/meredith-walker/be-yourself-and-other-bad-advice/9781523525034/?lens=workman-kidsHer Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/meredeetc
Pretty Lethal- We will kick you in the face with precision and grace
Trigger warnings: Drugged against your will, attempted sexual assault, violence, murder On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we talk about a lot of things. And sometimes we talk about Pretty Lethal. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about what it's like to be on the subway with the Joker or any other problematic couple. Frank imagines a world where he remakes Hatchet. Please rate, review
Windstorm 2: Why can't this horse and child save my ranch?
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the continuing journeys of Windstorm and Mika. This time there's a unicorn(not really), Windstorm is injured(kind of) and the ranch is in danger(fanfiction resolution). Also on this episode, Suesie invents an Animorph based tongue twister. Frank wants to know whether your loyalties lie with the flat feet or the hooved ones. The intro and
Windstorm Wilder Than Her Dreams
We're covering the best horse movie we've seen in our three Neighprils. We got an unruly horse. We got a young girl discovering her love of horses. We got a grandma that wants to turn said horse into sausage. Wait what? Also on this episode Suesie gets teary-eyed watching horses run. Frank gets teary-eyed watching horses jump. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spot
Special Episode: Interview with Thrall author, Rebecca Mahoney!
I sat down with the author of a great new vampire novel called Thrall, Rebecca Mahoney! We discussed her book as well as horror movies and whether we would want to be werewolves or vampires. It was lovely. Her Website: https://www.rebeccamahoneybooks.com/Her Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cafecliche/Thrall on Penguin's Website: https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/804038/thrall-by-r
A Pumpkin Spice Holiday- There's very little horse or girl in this horsegirl movie
In this movie there's a proposterously named horse called Pumpkin Spice but don't worry you won't be seeing much of him or his rider, Gracie. Instead, we're going to focus on this dad. Also on this episode, Suesie is confused by Emily the banker. Frank imagines the regrets that pumpkin spice has. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.c
Special Episode- Interview with R.S.K. Archer about her book, The Rip's Mark
We sat down with author R.S.K. Archer about her new book, The Rip's Mark! Out now wherever you get your books. R.S.K. Archer's Website: https://rskarcher.com/R.S.K. Archer's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/r.s.k.archer/The Rip's Mark on Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Rips-Mark-R-S-Archer/dp/1803783273The Rip's Mark at Barnes and Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-rips-mark-r-s-k-ar
Ready or Not 2- Here I Come- The Animorphs are in your heart always
Why did we go so much into talking about Smokin' Aces?! Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https
Reminders of Him- This movie would have been better if it was five hours of Ivy napping
On this week's episode, we're getting into the drama with Kenna, Ledger, Diem and the rest for Reminders of Him. A movie that pushes no envelopes and does nothing. Also on this episode Suesie imagines Ledger running a boring cult. Frank is away at football making a Myspace. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail:
Special Episode: An Interview with Elysium author A.J. Whitney!
We're sitting down for the second time with the author of Sovereign and its sequel, Elysium, A.J. Whitney! Elysium is out now! Go buy it! And Sovereign! Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. A.J's website: https://ajwhitneybooks.com/Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com
Weapons(2025): Everyone's kind of a jerk but especially Aunt Gladys
Trigger warnings: Alcoholism, child abuse, violence, kidnapping, child exploitation, abuse of boundaries On this week's episode we're covering the horror movie, Weapons. A really well made but horrifying movie that feels four hours long because it's tenser than a bungee cable. Also on this episode, Suesie is disappointed in Matthew. Frank looks up ninja runs. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by B
Scream 7- By the time these movies are done her HVAC guy is going to be trying to kill her
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk we watched Scream 7. It was meh. Also on this episode, Suesie doesn't think that Captain America can read. Frank brings up Ghostface's Batman rules. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/real
Special Episode: An Interview with Charlotte Slater author of Her Realm of Night!
For this week's episode, we're sitting down with Charlotte Slater who recently wrote a wonderful book called Her Realm of Night! She was lovely to speak with and her book was amazing. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/charstarbooks/Her Website: https://charlotteslater24.wixsite.com/charlotte-slater-aut?utm_source=ig&utm_medium=social&utm_
Wuthering Heights- Big Dog Health Issues
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading to Wuthering Heights where everything is cold and sucks. The movie is good but man, I don't want to live there. Also on this episode, Suesie complains about height differences. Frank has a terrible idea. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirlta
Heartstopper(Season 1, Episodes 1-3): Boys with crushes
For the first week of Frank's month we're covering the wonderfully sweet show, Heartstopper. Will Nick and Charlie get together? We sure hope so. Also on this episode, Suesie asks about Banjo-Kazooie. Frank thinks the show is making interesting choices based off his own stupidity. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotify
Heated Rivalry(Episodes 4-6): Your boyfriend is here.
We're finishing up the beautiful series, Heated Rivalry this week. Things come to a head for Ilya and Shane and it ends somewhere beautiful. Also on this episode, Suesie can't rely on Rihanna. Frank makes a comparison. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: ht
Heated Rivalry(Season 1 Episodes 1-3): Make a plan to love me sometime soon...
On this week's episode, we're talking about the first three episodes of Heated Rivalry. A beautiful show about love between hockey players. Also on this episode, Suesie gives a wig update. Frank uses the word culminate a bunch. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Ins
Stranger Things 3(Episodes 4-8): Dummy thicc mind flayers
We're continuing our third tour of Hawkins in this week's episode. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about proper Broadway etiquette. Frank asks Suesie to stop revealing his darkest secrets. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rea
Stranger Things 3(Episodes 1-3): The mind flayer is my boyfriend
We're heading back for summer fun to Hawkins, Indiana. Also there's some strange stuff happening. As is the wont seemingly of Hawkins. Also on this episodes, Suesie hopes someone will stop wishing ill on nana. Frank admires Robin Buckley. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Gir
The Housemaid- When Nothing is as it seems
Trigger warning: Sexual assault, spousal violence, emotional abuse, gaslighting, imprisonment, violence, financial abuse On this week's episode, we're heading into the world of the Housemaid. It is a wild ride from start to finish. Major spoilers for the movie and book. Also on this episode, Susie is concerned about quiche. Frank wonders if Nina is the white power ranger. Intro and outro is R
Zootopia 2: Always looking to boot out a complete taxonomy of animals
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're on patrol with Judy and Nick in Zootopia 2. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out Frank for her lies. Frank compares Zootopia to Silent Hill. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realt
Five Nights at Freddy's 2- Children love these terrible haunted animatronics
On this week's Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the sequel to Five Night's at Freddy's. Should be great for the fans, less so for the uninitiated. Also on this episode, Suesie loses it at fake Brad Pitt pics. Frank gets offended by Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl
Wicked for Good- Let me just put on this cardigan
On this week's episode, a whole crew has assembled to cover Wicked For Good! We got Frank's friend, Kia and Suesie's husband, Dil! Plus, you know the two usual dunces, Suesie and Frank. Also on this episode, Suesie feels strongly about the Wizard's animal management. Frank admits to being a sleepy boy. Dil is also a sleepy boy. Kia brings that hot Oz info. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by B
The Last Song- Get this trash trash no good for you out of here
On this week's episode we're dealing with another Miley Cyrus vehicle that is about pianos and dads and such. It's the Last Song(2010). Also on this episode Suesie points out more medical problems. Frank can't buy Legos. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram:
LOL- Confounding
On this week's episode, we cover a bunch of scenes that somehow call themselves a movie. It's LOL starring Miley Cyrus and Demi Moore. Both of them deserved better than this movie. We deserved better as a country. Also on this episode, Suesie reveals that D.A.R.E was a pyramid scheme. Frank has been so confounded by this movie it might as well be a status effect. Intro and outro is Rebel Gir
Red Rose(Episodes 6-8): How to miss a goal when the goalie is gone
Trigger warnings: Suicide, violence, stalking, kidnapping, incel content, misogynyOn his episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the last three episodes of Red Rose that have disappointed us to no end. Also on this episode, Suesie is angry about tranq darts. Frank wishes it was ghosts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spo
Red Rose(Episodes 3-5): Forced to party
(Trigger warning: Suicide, death of a child, abusive relationships)On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the next three episodes of Red Rose. The plot thickens as Red Rose closes in on our heroes. Also on this episode, Suesie is upset by a terrible party. Frank is upset by Antony's ill advised hookup locations. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, revie
Red Rose(Episode 1-2): First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the Piccolo
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, a rogue app is causing problems for some English teens. It's episodes 1-2 of Red Rose. Also on this episode, Suesie believes it's just a hacker or a person. Frank places his full bets on ghosts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl T
When A Stranger Calls- Cordless phone won best supporting actress that year
On this week's Teen Girl Talk, we're looking at a slog of a movie called When a Stranger Calls. Thrill as a girl wanders around a giant house. Marvel as she gets a popsicle. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out anti-black cat propaganda. Frank calls out bad exposition. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: re
Wednesday and Tron:Ares- Wednesday, Agnes and Enid on light cycles
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk because we're covering the last two episodes of season 2 of Wednesday as well as Tron: Ares because there was some confusion about what we were doing this week and we need to talk about that garbage heap of a movie. Also on this episode, Suesie does not care for Francoise and Isaac's relationship. Frank can hear the typing of a thousand fanfiction writers
Wednesday Season 2 (Episode 4-6): Could someone please let Enid know what's going on?
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading back to Nevermore Academy to catch back up with Wednesday and her crew. Alson this episode, Suesie calls out Lex Luthor is terrible at his one job. Frank calls out Arkham Asylum's security policies. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gma
The Summer I Turned Pretty(Season 2 Eps 4-8): Her vision is based on hot boys.
On this week's episode we're dealing with way more boardwalk than anyone can handle. Also Suesie is exasperated by the love triangle. Frank is horrified by Suesie's lack of Avatar knowledge. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/real
The Summer I Turned Pretty(Season 2 Eps1-4): Snow on the Beach!?
On this week's episode we're dealing with some of the sadder episodes of The Summer I Turned Pretty. A lot has happened in the year since we've seen Belly and the boys. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out classism amongst the characters. Frank malfunctions and flashes back to the Kissing Booth trilogy. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the s
The Summer I Turned Pretty-(S1E6-7)- I'm open to how much I hate the universe
On this week's episode this summer is coming to a close for Belly and the rest of the boys and so much stuff is happening. There are far fewer crimes but more sadness this time around. Also on this episode Suesie struggles to care about Star Wars(she doesn't struggle at all). Frank is way too hard on Taylor(not that one). Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and s
The Summer I Turned Pretty(Season 1 eps 3-5): The many crimes of Belly Conklin
On this week's episode, we're covering three more episodes of The Summer I Turned Pretty. In these episodes, Belly Conklin is going to ruin just about everything. Also some moms are going to get high and make out with dudes. Also on this episode, Suesie points out that Frank can't write Laura Jean style love letters at his age. Frank points out Belly's greatest crime. Intro and outro is Rebel
Announcement regarding this week
Just a brief announcement about what's happening this week. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail.comTeen Girl Talk's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realteengirltalk/ Frank's writing website: franklincota.com Suesie's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/susieboboozy/Frank's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/siriwouldchallenge/F
Interview with Celine Domenech and Paul Newman authors of The Dead Shadow!
On this week's episode we're sitting down with Celine Domenech and Paul Newman for a discussion about their wonderful new book. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Celine and Paul's Website: https://theshadowofphaedrus.com/Buy the book on Barnes and Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-dead-shadow-celine-domenech/1147917654Buy the book on Amazon: https://a.co/d/hEo0pgpBuy it on F
Freakier Friday- Therapy could be a better way to see each other's points of view
On this week's episode we're switching it up between four different folks for Freakier Friday! A sequel that we honestly can't figure out why it was made. Also on this episode, Suesie has certain expectations fo her husband. Frank talks about what's required of pop stars in this society. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Sp
Wednesday- Season 2(Episodes 1-3): Less romance more mystery
On this week's episode we're heading back to Nevermore Academy for season 2 of Wednesday. There's more mystery! More shocking twists! More of Gomez and Morticia! Also on this episode, Suesie finds a feminist in a zombie. Frank talks about dangerous bike riding practices. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail:
KPop Demon Hunters- BTS and TWICE are the reason Cthulu dares not wake.
Sinners Spoilers: 44:21- 45:00The Polyglot Guy: https://www.youtube.com/@xiaomanyc/videosThe KPop video Frank was talking about with the cool dancing: https://youtu.be/_mkiGMtbrPM?si=Zta4gWO9opQCKpZtThe bow off: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/FbiZRfzTSgAOn this week's episode we're covering KPop Demon Hunters! A fun movie about three girls that can sing, dance and kill all demons. Also on this e
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer- Do you have any identification or just a weird fish smell?
Trigger warning: Self Harm- 34:45-35:40On this week's episode, we're leaving North Carolina for Colorado. Somehow the I Know What You Did Last Summer killer is there. Why? Who knows. How? That's an even more confusing question. Also on this episode, Suesie describes how bad ancient cell phones were. Frank is doesn't know how this killer did all of this. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Biki
I Know What You Did Last Summer(2025)- C'mon Fisherman killer... be better
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the new I Know What You Did Last Summer! This one has the same bunch of jerks with their edges smoothed off sending someone to their death off of Reaper's Curve and a bunch of the old jerks coming back again. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about how her cat is a bully. Frank points out some plot holes. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by
A Daughter's Deception- Subtitles available for the Simlish option
On this week's episode we're hanging out in Lifetime movie channel world. We're dealing with a woman coming back to get revenge confusingly on a family in A Daughter's Deception. Also on this episode, Suesie recalls a bully's hairstyle. Frank explains the effects of kryptonite. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail
M3GAN 2.0- Does M3gan dream of these sick dance moves?
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering M3gan 2.0 where she's looking to take down a different violent robot. Things get fun. Also on this episode, Suesie marvels at the understanding of Batman's villains. Frank explains an episode of Star Trek. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirlt
Camp Rock- Mitchy and Caitlyn hauling their equipment into the woods
On this week's episode we're dealing with the not so much rock as we are hip-hop/pop Camp Rock. We're going to deal with Tess throwing some class trash nonsense around and Shane Grey being a brat. Also on this episode, Suesie gets confounded by Mitchy's father's job. Frank tries to explain Yakuza to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, review and subscribe to the s
But I'm a Cheerleader
(Trigger warning: Homophobia, transphobia, conversion camps)On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're heading to the worst camp with the best people. We're covering But I'm a Cheerleader. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank's blatant slander against the Twilight fandom. Frank calls out Christian Grey for being terrible. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, re
Pretty Little Liars: Summer School Episodes 5-8: JUST LET THEM PASS
Trigger warning: Sexual assault, suicide, murder, parental death, parental abuse, partner abuse On this week's episode we're finishing the rest of Pretty Little Liars: Summer School. These girls need a vacation so bad, too bad they're getting attempted murder all over the place. And actualized murder. Also on this episode, Suesie demands another professional to be disbarred. Frank demands that
Pretty Little Liars: Summer School(Episodes 1-4): JUST LET THEM GO ON VACATION
(Trigger Warning: Sexual abuse, parental death, suicide, child abuse, child loss, violence)This week on Teen Girl Talk, the new batch of Pretty Little Liars is just trying to have hot girl summer while a new killer wants to make it dead girl summer. Also on this episode, Suesie asks about haunted macaroni. Frank imagines prankster Jesus. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rat
Time Cut- You could go anywhere and you chose the early aughts.
(Trigger warning: death of a child, incels)On this week's episode, we're covering a similar but not so simliar movie to Totally Killer where instead of a girl going back to the 80s, save her mom's friends, a young girl goes back to the 00's to save her sister. But it barely matters. Also on this episode, Suesie makes fun of Frank for explaining anitmatter. Frank imagines a better movie. Intro
Heart Eyes- Maybe stay home this year
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're covering the Valentine's Day horror film, Heart Eyes for Murder May. Beware couples. Also on this episode, Suesie talks about her Heart Eyes proof Valentine's day. Frank tries to explain Degrassi to Suesie. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmai
The In Crowd- Brittany Foster needs to raise her standards
On this week's episode we're hanging out with the popular people and fearing for our lives as Brittany Foster tries to get the attention of a tennis coach through murder. Also on this episode Suesie thinks that Brittany needs to be murdering for more. Frank tries to muster sympathy for rich idiots. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and Spotif
Horse Camp: A Love Tail- Who cares about horses when middle aged love is afoot?
On this week's episode we're covering a bunch of scenes that purport themselves to be a movie. That's right, we're doing Horse Camp: A Love Tail. Also on this episode, Suesie wonders if Mrs. Jessica is a ghost. Frank doesn't understand what the camp cook's deal is. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengi
Useless- Taking your time and not featuring that much horse
On this week's episode, we're talking about the movie, Useless. Where Jessie starts to recover from the loss of her mother with a horse that is kind of giving a cameo appearance, named Lucky. Also on this episode Suesie calls out Frank for misprouncing billionaire's names. Frank imagines Kenzie hunting Mothra. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to t
Apple of My Eye- Sometimes you just need a tiny horse
On this week's episode we're covering Apple of My Eye a movie where a young girl loses her sight and opts out of getting a guide dog instead uses a tiny horse named Apple. Also on this episode, Suesie calls out the use of an Apple doll. Frank is confounded by audio issues. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: rea
Death of a Unicorn- Jenna Ortega's thousand yard stare
(Trigger warnings: Violence, animal abuse, Greed, parental death)On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we're dealing with father-daughter relationships and the deaths of mythical animals. That's right, it's Death of a Unicorn. Also on this episode Suesie calls out poor IV usage. Frank pushes through talking about Supernatural. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is I Was Born(a Unic
Novocaine- Can't feel pain except for a broken heart
Trigger warning: self-harm(27:21-32:48)On this week's episode, we're covering the new film, Novacaine, which had some teens in it in the background, we promise. Also, on this episode Suesie falsely accuses Dr. House and gaslights Frank no matter what she says. Frank mentions tempura hands. Intro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Outro is Novacane by Beck. Please rate, review and subscribe to the s
Interview with Alexandra Lacey, the director of The Twister: Caught in the Storm
On this week's episode we're sitting down with Alexandra Lacey, director of the documentary The Twister: Caught in the Storm. The documentary shows the survivors of the Joplin tornado that struck on May 22, 2011. The documentary comes out on March 19th, 2025. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Alexandra Lacey can be found on her instagram: https://www.instagram.com/lacey_docs/?hl=en
Special Episode- an interview with the cast, writers and director of Meet Cute in Manhattan!
On this very special episode, Frank sits down with three folks from Meet Cute in Manhattan! We got Terence Chen(writer/actor), Karen Morey(writer/director) and Kendall Leary(actress)! They were so nice to talk to and we were so happy to have them. Their movie comes out on March 28th! They can be found in the following places:Terence ChenInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/mr.terencechen/Websi
It's What's Inside- This is the worse than the time we played Cards Against Humanity
On this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, it's a terrible time in a spooky mansion before a wedding. Forbes is here to switch some bodies and then everything goes nuts. Also on this episode, Suesie shops for some jewelry. Frank imagines eating a puppet. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmai
Turtles All the Way Down- First off, how dare you, John Green?
On this episode, we think we're getting a girl sleuth movie but instead it's a deep drama. It's Turtles All the Way Down. Also on this episode, Suesie tries to figure out the origins of Shadoozy. Frank envisions a new way forward for Kitchen Nightmares. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE-mail: realteengirltalk@gmail
X-Men Evolution (Season 1 Episodes 1-3) "I've stolen your huddle powers."- Rogue
On this week's episode the mutants are younger but still feel middle aged somehow. It's X-men evolution this time around. Also on this episode, Suesie makes the case for Magneto. Frank identifies objects in his apartment. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. The Shadow Latinas video: https://youtu.be/JgJ8ahGQl3s?si=s7Ua_MNalLJRt-_OPlease rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTun
Special Episode: An interview with author of the new novel, Sovereign, AJ Whitney!
We sat down to talk to AJ Whitney to talk to her about her new novel, Sovereign! It is a great dystopian horror novel and we talked about its origins and danced around a lot of the spoilers in it. AJ was charming and wonderful to talk to. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.AJ can be found in the following places: Website: https://ajwhitneybooks.com/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com
New Mutants- Cannonball looking longingly at skeeball
Trigger warnings: racism, suicide, institutionalization, medical malpractice, assault, parental deathOn this week's episode of Teen Girl Talk, we watch a bummer of a missed opportunity called The New Mutants. Also on this episode, Suesie considers too many purple Marvel characters. Frank has to answer questions about various mutants. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, rev
X-Men '97(Season 1 Episodes 1-3): To me, my X-men
On this week's episode we're covering the resurrection of the 90s X-men cartoon, X-men '97! This show is so good and Magneto is so yoked. Also on this episode, Suesie is confounded by Bishop. Frank drops so much lore, he's basically the Silmarillon. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill. Previously on X-men: https://youtu.be/t-K1D8y_Pxs?si=EJHQO2JdISNN16wlBatman Can't Fly: https://yout
Goosebumps(Season 1 Episodes 7-10)- Press F to pay respects to MARTHA
On this week's episode, we're finishing up season 1 of Goosebumps. Things are going to get puppety. I can't believe spell check didn't throw up any protests to puppety. Also on this episode, Suesie prepares for her endgame with your mama jokes. Frank talks about himbos and ghosts. Intro and outro is Rebel Girl by Bikini Kill.Please rate, review and subscribe to the show on iTunes and SpotifyE
