30 Going On 13
Maddy Foley and Liv Collict, two comedians in their 30s, revisit movies and TV shows from their teen years in the 1990s and early 2000s. They laugh about, roast, and reflect on how these pop culture touchstones still affect their lives today. The show blends nostalgia, humor, and personal commentary on coming of age in that era.
Episodes
Drake & Josh
In this episode we discuss The Purge for kids, how handsome and cool grown up Josh Peck is, the Idaho murder doc UFC-style marketing, Brookside, adding “in the morning” after 2 am, Lego hair, the Kate Upton era, the original beach wave, not understanding double shirt ratios, dreaming of spy gear, The Amanda Show, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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The Butterfly Effect
SORRY but we're still here!! And having FUN. From working out in the basement to the saddest B-side on Pink Floyd's The Wall and unpacking post-trip depression to wondering why Italy doesn't have OHIP but for pasta. We make the case for Legally Blonde as a genuinely perfect movie, revisit the idea that a monarch butterfly may have cursed us six years ago, and dive into Liv's deeply concerning obse
Space Jam
In this episode we discuss the era of life where you'd seek out sadness, breaking the fourth wall with yourself, how May is liminal space, not caring about comfy clothes in the 90s, the origin story of this movie, how cute the lil evil guys are, bball players giving it their all, which tune are you, if Tweety bird and the mouse are too little to play in the NBA, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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The Mighty Ducks
In this episode we discuss our allegiance to war vets and animal vets, needing a family calendar, all the attacks on Hil Duff, the name Gordon Bombay, that song from every 90s movie, the creepy truth about ducks, the issue of whether or not someone is in the Mighty Ducks school district, stopping at beard central station with the relationship between Bombay and the mom, the ludicrous nature of Bom
Hook
In this episode we discuss not caring about the Jim Carey conspiracy, Punch the monkey, the ANTM doc and hot ice cream, bedazzling as a hobby, how much this thing is DRIPPING in sex, Maddy’s lore with Peter Pan, the Woodstockian nature of 90s kids movies, whether they’re called Chelsea dogs, how much this kid’s room is pure goon fuel, not loving Julia’s Tink, the shock at finding out Dustin Hoffma
Herbie Fully Loaded
In this episode we discuss the vulnerability of having a birthday, punishing vegetarians with carrots, Matthew Morrison’s experience of 9/11, Justin Long as a love interest, the sexualization of Herbie, the perversion of the Ozempic theme song, the dark night of the soul that is “getting dropped by Bass Pro”, Wink Yahoo in our dms, whether Herbie's in the Epstein files, using cars as a metaphor fo
ER
In this episode we discuss Maddy's medical credentials, all the classic medical archetypes, the hit piece by Ashley Tisdale that's rocking the nation, the irksome nature of Hil Duff singing about bj's, having a "face for medicine", the freakishness of a man with a full head of hair, how nurses are the backbone of society, doctors salaries in the 90s, wanting a doc with a perma-iced coffee in hand,
ALF's Special Christmas
In this episode we discuss a massive scandal rocking the Terry's Chocolate Orange world, what the deal is with Toffifee, using Ferrero Roche to psychologically terrorize someone, knowing all the textures from Muppet Christmas Carol by heart, mixing family annihilators and terminal children with Christmas, the complexity of the character of "George", pigtail catheters, how every time a muppet frown
Xena: Warrior Princess
In this episode we discuss psychological disorder associated with chasing ping pong balls and buses, moms always putting Cornation Street on the tv, how this show smacks of being a Canadian production, golden papyrus font of the 90s, being a young Canadian yearning for American Hollywood, the invention of bangs and the industrial hair revolution, the pornographic tone, the era of feminism as just
Charmed
In this episode we discuss the Amber Alert that’s been out for us (oops), commercials for dementia that ruin your whole day, being a piggybacking troll on Ghost Tok, giving the 3rd P name sister the name Phoebe, the concept of an audition recipe, a shark-cuterie board, the humiliation of being found dead mid-spell, pinot noir penne, being a nepo witch, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Goosebumps "Say Cheese and Die"
In this episode we discuss how the city is overrun with 50ft skeletons, the cheugy-ness of pumpkin spice, catfishing the youth, an anthropological study of “say cheese”, a conspiracy theory about Shoppers, the characters that everyone knows in a town, the number 1 rule of PR - get ahead of it, the atrocity of saying cheddar instead of cheese, the iconic skeletons-at-the-bbq tableau, going through
House M.D
In this episode we discuss Maddy dancing with her substitute teacher, the statute of limitations for spoiling the catfish doc, TIFF, Liv getting bullied by the youth at school, having a baby ma’am or sir, Snack Of The Week feat. Jaffa Cakes, the character archetype of “surly man with a dark passenger”, the reason he’s called Dr.House (spoiler alert: it’s horrifying), having to act out a medical ev
Teen Angel
In this episode we discuss the catfish doc sweeping the nation, cartwheels as a sign of personality disorder, body fluid rorschach tests on doctor paper, how daring your friends to eat a rotten burger is the perfect crime, making twins circus freakshows in the 90s, what we would do if we had a teen angel, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Drop Dead Diva
In this episode we discuss the latest culinary mad scientist creations at the CNE, the process of converting to a life of press-on nails, finding a human vs. acrylic nail in your food, all the brazen Legally Blonde rip-offs, millionaires like Kaley Cuoco stealing commercials from broke actors, the high of getting a Cinnabon, the psychological effect of getting cast as the fat dowdy woman, having a
The X-Files
In this episode we discuss Maddy’s sick as hell GooGoo Dolls experience, Billy S level lyrics, Crush Orange Zero, when gum becomes mealy, resorting to snacking on a 1950’s lollipop, some Biscoff updates, going through an alien phase, our personal UFO encounters, having a zhjing ne sais quoi, Mulder and Scully wanting/needing to bang, using your sister’s alien abduction to get laid, and SO MUCH MOR
Dude Where's My Car
In this episode we discuss the Vans Warp Tour era of music, the current hierarchy of energy drinks, getting high and sending late night emails to equestrian clubs, Annabelle's new legal guardian, the nostalgic comfort of 2000s Ashton Kutcher, not being able to get your laugh dink up, stoner movies being for kids, the name Christie Boner, low budget movies aka Lobubus, repetition as the ultimate co
Bananas In Pyjamas
In this episode we discuss the experience of going to the mall, the murder allegations against Annabelle the doll, investing in a pool flottie, the dangers of an inflatable ring, the revelation that fig newtons are made of fig, linking arms banana-style as a kid, dirty costumes, the chemistry between B1 & 2, the tragic figure of Rat In The Hat, the quintessential back-to-school shoe shopping exper
The Magic School Bus
In this episode we discuss mandatory running for school, the natural transition into Arnold in adulthood, putting miniature zen gardens in your mom’s stocking, a new pop (rock) of the week, centipedes invading the home, car-based urban legends, yassifying the Frizz, entering Arnold without his consent, the bus being a dog basically, being obsessed with breaking a Guinness world record, your whole
Freaky Stories
In this episode we discuss the discovery of all the Tubi stars in our midst, the antipasto scandal rocking the nation, getting rocked and rammed at Weird Al, a POW featuring Fanta Pineapple, Larry and Maurice as the OG iconic duo, the little phrase that captured the imaginaysh of every kid, teaching kids to hate landlords, a children’s story about a sexual criminal, forcing a kid to take dog doodo
Radioactive
In this episode we discuss how everyone and their mother is getting botox, getting moles removed, pool kids vs. non-pool kids, advertisers making poop hot, Storybook Weaver & Cross Country Canada, cannibals eating boot leather, another banger POW featuring Cove, the joy of sprinkler days, The Hair of George, the infamous B44 Skydome sleepover, school radio, improv and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Decorating Cents
In this episode we discuss training to lucid dream, the new 15 inch Capri Sun, Liv’s current state of psychosis, the humiliation of reading text msgs in court, Maddy's discovery of the whole Labubu thing, POW feat. Peace Tea, the chalk on Bubble Tape, decor in the 90s aka the worst era for design, decorative plates, sexy leg lamps, dastardly colour combos, tables made of dollhouses, putting everyt
AYAOTD - "The Tale Of The Vacant Lot"
In this episode we discuss fear of finding out aka fofo, the millennial pause, the Zeddy ferris wheel, Sears, the solemn tone of Instacart ads, a scary Arthur story, hating sparkling water, propaganda from Big Milk, a s'mores life hack, how annoying camp fire kid Gary is, regretting not being a lifeguard, teaching kids to read their contracts, fish in bags and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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8 Simple Rules
In this episode we discuss the men wilding out in our tiktok comments, Maddy’s experience living The Suite Life, getting gaslit by housekeeping, the flavour “icy”, shirley temples as a gateway drink, America’s sweetheart John Ritter, young Kaley Cuoco and her whale tail, Liv’s twin sis Eva Amurri, soft tv dads working as writers, big capitalism pushing teens to double lunch, a genius revelation ab
George Of The Jungle
In this episode we discuss the Lancome Juicy Tube ads with all the 2000s crushes, lip glosses with cranks, how commercials used to be fun, YouTube vids of raking sand filled with dildos, a POW review of Rubicon, being self-conscious about our knowledge of primate species, the anxiety induced by the trapeze on Math Circus, the ethics of George having sex, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Euro Trip
In this episode we discuss the Royal Match celebrity ad epidemic, Momtok, stinky ice cubes, a review of the Tim Horton’s Infusr, the iconic schoolyard romp of Scotty Doesn’t Know, sex comedies as the OG pornog, the lip ring version of Matt Damon, the depiction of Europe in film, the ethics of showing teen bobos, reliving old MSN convos, the atrocity of a sex scene in a confessional and SO MUCH MOR
Summerland
In this episode we discuss how we’re the adult snackboiz podcast, the ponpon style of shirt, the discovery of a downbeat zhjing, the power of a sunglass+ hat combination, the funhouse effects on a YouTube watch, 40 year olds pretending to be teens, women in stem but make it fashion, the beauty of a made up name, wanting a diary with a kill switch, a no-kids condo, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Veronica Mars
In this episode we discuss the age old feud of car vs. pedestrian, Maddy’s family business, pulling your tongue muscle from sedentary lifestyle, the apple juice clip that rocked the nation, an explosive edition of POW, when you bundle an uber eats, Liv’s bout of mania pursuing her P.I license, being a sleepy teen, Loretta Cancun, nature versus nurture when it comes to being a P.I, thermos lunches,
Dance Moms
In this episode we discuss Maddy’s anti-Pretty Woman moment, Liv’s de-collaring of Lindt bunnies, birthday cake pop, using the word groom in reference to kids, Abby’s teaching methods, divorce caused by dance, stuffing your ballet shoe, whether Abby Lee is a changeling, the owner of Candy Apple Studios, the infamous Star Trek-style costume malfunction and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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The Vampire Diaries
In this episode we discuss AI videos of anthropomorphic cats & barnacle-filled whales, Maddy’s box seats at the hanging, exhaustion in the bones, Liv’s romantic getaway to East Side Marios, the most anti-climactic prank of all time, the classic straight man vamp vs. comedy vamp, the need for representation of kids with parents, body con plain tees, the ethics of vampires dating teens, a huge revel
Bratz: Rock Angels ft. Blair MacMillan
In this episode we discuss our sad bank accounts, hairlines and head circumferences, the connection between 9/11 and the origin of bratz dolls, Blair's passion for James Cameron and his Titanic-obsessed ass, being a girlie girl, Maddy's penchant for eating Polly Pocket hats, the size of modern teens' jeans, how old these damn dolls are and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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The Ashlee Simpson Show
In this episode we discuss sleep eating, how big 2am is in music, how you take your banana bread, the menu at the CCFAC, a bombastic new edish of POW/TTC/Pop Culture, Coke Zero as the masc version of DC, those condos from The Hills, the character of Josh aka a boyfriend straight out of Loony Tunes, the parade of hats, the flash in the pan that was Ryan Cabrera, song writing with the drummer from S
PATREON Preview - The Pitt, The Studio & MORE!
The media we are ingesting is all over the place. Also why is sushi available 24/7 at the airport? We talk Carrie, The Pitt, The Studio, BLINK the podcast and so many other things. We are always looking for recommendations on the Patreon so please join if ya can :)PATREON LINK: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=80325551
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Glee
In this episode we discuss those lil Charmin toilet bears, a POW review of Cove soda, injuries caused by doodoo shovelling, the fear of brain-eating amoebas, the infamous curse, Livin' La Vida Loca as a dog whistle for ADHD kids, singing Mambo Number 5 on the schoolyard, how sexed up this high school is, Mr.Shu's closet of camel coloured Danier leather jackets, how terrible the name Cheerios is fo
Cyberstalker/Offline (2012)
In this episode we discuss all the cyber sleuthing in the wake of Big Hairy Leg, a botched Orange Coke Zero live review, whether or not you have a puff pit, how much stalkers love stinky pillows, the distinct accent of art dealers, how silly it is when men have hair, misrepresentation of hackers, checking up on someone taking long in the bathroom, the famous “in English please” trope, and SO MUCH
Blossom
In this episode we discuss some boots on the ground intel about Nancy Grace, a review of the 7Up Shirley Temple, childrens’ books that are the stuff of nightmares, the Blossom hat, when moms go to “Paris”, long-sleeve pyjama shirts, the first time using a tampon, writing a letter to CosmoGirl, the era of garlic decor, how gross it is to scratch a back, celebrating when a girl gets her period and S
Smallville
In this episode we discuss candy culture from childhood, growing up with an ice machine, THE bar aka the log-shaped Reese, how shirley temples = Swiss Chalet, Lifehouse, the womens’ version of a civil war re-enactment, baby Lex Luther’s luscious ginger hair, the targeted hit from that meteor, Lex getting Nair’d by a meteor, Allison Mack, wearing bikini-style underwear, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Arthur
In this episode we discuss the origin of Maddy's hypochondria, orange pee, a new hot spot in town, how hard it is to do pizza dough, what an aardvark is, whether or not Muffy is hot, how much Binky looks like a grown man, the personification of Arthur’s organs, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Zenon: Girl Of The 21st Century
In this episode we discuss the irksome texture of kiwi, juice from concentrate, the sonic warfare waged by the words “ceetus lupeedus” , how boring space seems, the angler fish, studying bone marrow in space, the blurring of lines between adults and kids, a boy band called Microbe, what a big brat Zenon is, the tragic aunt Judy character, the sonic equivalent of “the dress”, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Peak Season
In this episode we discuss Pop Of The Week (POW) featuring drinks with aloe chunks, whether or not we board (hint we don’t), the ill-fated Vermont ski trip, putting a boy in your MSN name, the Scoot of it all, the epidemic of too-big hats, metaphors about women being like expired milk and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Everybody Loves Raymond
In this episode we discuss some major pop debacles, My Strange Addiction strawberry applesauce edition, the scent notes of an elementary school gym closet, putting pillows in a blanket box every night, Nemo's aka the other lead character, wearing stockings in your own house and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Yes Dear
In this episode we discuss being a nosty girl, what came first the awful husband or the awful husband show, go-to flaves for sparkling water, our cool new cartoon character Black Cherry, robots taking our jobs, recognizing AI animals, sitcoms joking about postpartum, cool girls eating baby food, drawing a penu on your buddy’s face, the "crazy sister" archetype, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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King Of Queens
In this episode we discuss Maddy being a popcorner, the mind-blowing Cool Rider cameo in Merry Gentlemen, how Smartfood stinks weird, crying about food, Liv’s shameful Everybody Loves Raymond spiral, man caves, married couples “hooking up”, how using Fank Costanza is basically doping, the horror of having to share your bathroom, the missed opportunity with the title and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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The Merry Gentlemen
In this episode we discuss how Maddy is "getting into pops", being shamed by the Presto tapper, eating all the cookies before a cookie swap, the need to make shortbread sexy again, the wig in the room, stars infiltrating the Hallmark sector, the utter castration of CMM, the Rhythm Room’s business model, disgracing Magic Mike, the cult-like behaviour of these parents, the 5-inch log cake, and SO MU
Bridget Jone's Diary
In this episode we discuss the absolute banger of a soundtrack, the Wishbone wardrobe guy, the OOAK, ripe green pepper corns, what Colin Firth does to aunts/moms/grandmas, “my mummy's netflix my choice”, thinking 32 would be fun, the horror of the weight stuff, our go-bags for Hugh Grant, the phobia of hearing people talk about you, Kafka’s motorbike, the sickening feeling as a kid re:the affair,
Hot Frosty
In this episode we discuss a PSA to people who send bad photos, how we all need to start wearing the same outfit 24/7, how alarming it is that a child made this hofro, Dustin Milligan's striking appearance, the classic "curtain billowing in the wind" trope, the anatomy and intellectual makeup of a hofro, grown women taking advantage of a 3 day-old snowman, the financial abuse committed against Lac
Friday Night Lights
In this episode we discuss yearning for high school football culture, having an X account in this day and age, the joy of discovering English Teacher, bespoke boys cosplaying football, the Canadian version of a cheerleading costume, America's obsession with teens, Schitt's Creek guy playing a hot snowman, Toronto giving Taylor Swift the ick, why Connie Britton is just good people, the foreign lan
Recess
In this episode we discuss AI nostalgia videos, the most bummer months of the year, Liv’s baby mittens for her rotting finger, Maddy’s medical doctor lineage, the song Green Tambourine by Mikey, being attracted to TJ Detweiler, Mikey’s objectum-sexual relationship with his bike, speculation about Gus’ home life and his military dad, the Botox lips on the Digger Brothers, and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Are You Afraid Of The Dark "The Tale Of Station 109.1"
In this episode we discuss the concept of dogs h-wording, how it turns out that anti-sex doesn't sell, some killer dog costume ideas, RyGo, how evergreen the creepiness of these opening credits is, the "glasses boy" character, having shrimp cocktail and mashed potatoes for breakfast, whether the brother is "in the coffin" still, 11 y.o mechanics, the cameo from GilGo and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Goosebumps "The Haunted Mask"
In this episode we discuss going off the rails for a night of clurb-ing to the GBumps theme, the mystery of Elliot Moose, ordering Halloween costumes on UberEats, the sinister nature of Kasamba ads, how cute and unassuming R.L Stine is, Kid Buys His Own Advent Calendar aka the saddest story ever told, the name Carly Beth, the He-Man childhood test for depression, being deemed not criminally respon
Final Destination 3 Pt.2
In this episode we discuss ways to get in sweata weatha spirit, fake voicemails from murderers, the bizarre 9/11 connection, how it’s easier to learn FD logic as a kid, having to identify your son’s body by a Playboy Bunny necklace, putting your soggy bathing suit in a plastic bag, how the rube goldberg is not rube-ing in this movie, shishkabobs, how Glee is basically FD, wanting conjugal visits w
Final Destination 3
In this episode we discuss the greatest month of all, people who lay their life on the line for the company dime, saying “sweet dreams” before you get sedated, the quirkiness of reactive dogs, when your partner has a celebrity crush, digital camera photo albums with multiple parts, whether Halloween horror fests have been cancelled, camcorder culture, being an FD premonition kid, the clear Mac mou
Power Rangers
In this episode we discuss America's sweetheart Moo Deng, the societal downfall brought by Hawk Tuah girl, having to triage your ailments, Liv's upcoming hole-onoscopy appointment, Maddy getting shafted by her live-in model scout, being performative with Animorph books, the loathsome nature of Rita Repulsa's hat, reverse visual ASMR, a new horror flick from MadLiv Productions and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Twister
In this episode we discuss Alexa PenaVega's casting as young HH, when the infamous "prodigal son returns", H2 as Blake Lively's inspo, the dubiousness of the Dorothy gumbo pot of spheres technology, printing mapquest directions, the unspoken secret that the nerds are the bullies, HH's psycho sexual obsession with tornados, how Jami Gertz is the hero, how you shouldn't bring your doggie storm chasi
The Day After Tomorrow
In this episode we discuss the lack of response to the trump shark image, the movies our high school teachers played in class that had nothing to do with the subject, our fellow Canadian Justin Chatwin, how Samue was totally right about ice, the archetype of "man who puts science above everything", whether those masks on planes are even real, the quintessential childhood Pompei phase, these people
Deep Blue Sea Pt.2
In this episode we discuss having ciabatta bread for the first time, how the greatest comedy bit ever performed was by a shark, admitting to pimp my riding a shark, the quintessential monkey bar scene, having to deliver the line “come to mama” as an actor, water shoes aka the ultimate boner killer, singing and dancing at the sight of your work in smitherenes and SO MUCH MORE!!!
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Deep Blue Sea
In this episode we discuss our never ending saga with terrible hairlines, Liv's fairytale trip to the farm, how hot Maddy looks in her new movie, the prospect of us doing the apple dance, the mystery of Thomas Jane, thinking the same was Samu, how terrifying the majesty of the ocean is, the rules of parole for a shark wrangler, catios for humans, the physics of the shark platform in the Austin Pow
Supernatural
In this episode we discuss all the staples of “lake sweet lake” style cottagecore, the worst story you’ll ever hear in your life, hating Jared P cause of Dean from Gilmore Girls, why no one wanted to watch Smallville, how Jensen Ackles is the most underrated hunk, how JDM is the ultimate life partner, the scariness of "person on ceiling" vs. "person in corner", the viability of being a demon hunte
Reba
In this episode we discuss the no-mans land that is Facebook its the bday army, converting Maddy to the deodorant-on-thigh method, Liv discovering Chappell Roan, the cozy childhood Reba experience, how actors don’t get to be rich anymore, if Reba had Sabrina Carpenter bangs, 90’s kitchen aesthetic, Barbara Jean as the young hot thang, wanting to get a scalp cleaning, barebacking a woven garbage ba
Weeds
In this episode we discuss all the super kewl terms for marijuana, the origin story of Boston Pizza, how millennials tried to ruin dogs with doggos & toe beans, how much our babies look like us, all the mudslinging going on on the Patreon, emotional support iced coffees, mad love for MLP and her traumatic history, the brilliance of Elizabeth Perkins, how the twains of s*x and family should never m
Popular Mechanics For Kids (sort of)
In this episode we discuss being fungal queens, the truth behind what ringworm is, a god awful experience dining on King West, a play by play account of our first time watching a live performance of guacamole, temperature freaks, wanting the Wonderbread of tacos, our brains utterly refusing to accept knowledge about things we find boring, these strangers we watched named Mike and Pops, how demolit
Art Attack
In this episode we discuss our never ending support for big business, if the internet might just be a bad thing after all, being ready for a baby in your 50s, a huge development in the Shawn Ashmore saga, coming out as artists (in the month of pride no less), how push pins immediately evoke duotangs, making frames out of sponges aka the worst craft ever made, how impressive the big art attacks wit
Train 48
In this episode we discuss all the constructs and schemas we break down via nostalgia (which isn’t cringe), the madlibs that is the genre of “Canadian improvised soap-opera”, the legend of the McDonald’s caboose, being at peace with North West being Simba, mystery smells, Facebook memories of humiliating past statuses, how when you see something (a bad show) you need to say something (horrible abo
In A Heartbeat
In this episode we discuss the latest news in the chip world with Lays super mash bro mashups, Maddy's infamous work relationship with her peer Shawn Ashmore and Liv's unfounded hate-on for him, getting negged by Youtube, the problem with teen paramedics, being activists for the group PAF (Podcasters Against Fireworks), how people ought to eat noodles instead of baby eels, using a cucumber to prac
Teletubbies
In this episode we discuss an amazing new segment called "Burden Of The Week", the newly released Tim Horton's flatbreads, the varying boiling points of a microwave pizza, doing a Supersize Me but for brain by feeding your brain junk food, being an unfluencer, when your phone blows up after giving your number for condo pre-build info, clickbait about the sun baby, all the phallic symbols, the era
Wishbone
In this episode we discuss our issues with all the money men dogging us, the sock wars waging online, Liv's disdain for the current fashion trends, the OG classic dog names, the b-team roster of "before school shows", being sad that Wishbones dead, what happened to the silky smooth bowl cut hair after the bowl cut, how perfect all the costumes were on WB, how much the "pound" was featured in 90s k
Just Married Pt.2
In this episode we discuss an insane My Strange Addiction circa 2024 update which involves a wine tour of eating cush, Liv’s Chipotle hack that went haywire, Maddy’s garbage bag of buns, the horror of a grown woman crying about being “deflowered”, debunking nosebleed tactics, the endless comedy of bigs with littles, the era of foot-in-toilet syndrome, the signature Ashton shrill voice and Brittany
Just Married
In this episode we discuss Maddy's professional jealousy of Joe Rogan, EQAO season and 3-sided mini cubicles, a listener story about making their own Coyote Ugly bar that only served water, Tyra Banks shadowing a homeless person, our eternal love for Brittany Murphy aka the Queen of Charm, being a Butterfly Effect girl, Liv's infamous eerie childhood photography, the female millennial obsession wi
Trading Spaces
In this episode we discuss being in love with Ty Pennington even though he probs stinks weird, learning about "Tree Man" aka the first time Maddy ever felt empathy, liking our cream eggs soft boiled, hating the name "Amy Wynn", all the "comedy" no one asked for, Sesame Street Bluenotes t-shirts as the original band tee, the hidden goofs and gags amidst the sped up scenes, the era of green & white
My Strange Addiction
In this episode we discuss our newest show idea of a detective who uses sticky feet to collect evidence, how Trading Spaces has been wiped from existence, a listener's celeb encounter with Stacy London, an update on the TCO feat. Mini Eggs mash up, how stupid the word "clodhopper" is, our first times (with true crime, duh), using nougat as methodone to wean off cushion, Liv's reveal of her own str
What Not To Wear
In this episode we discuss our trials and tribulations with parenting small rodents, how terrifying it would be to live in the early wild west days of reality tv, getting revenge on the people who nominated you, how "fashionable" Stacy and Clinton are, the specific type of trauma incurred by the subjects of reality tv, getting absolutely ripped to shreds while in a 3-way mirror aka the most vul
Jon & Kate Plus 8
In this episode we discuss “The 4 S’s” of non-negotiable film genres, Oleato and lavender lattes, the Mini Egg & TCO supermash bros style mashup we’ve all been waiting for, comparing regional tv channels and Pizza Pizza phone numbers, the childhood/adulthood shock of seeing Kate’s belly, Leah being a “tiny controller”, whether we owe Kate an apology, the type of person who would become an AOD (Ang
NYC Prep
In this episode we discuss Maddy choosing to not go into the family foley artist business, NYC baseball teams (weird), whether you're legally allowed to bully kids if they're rich, the worst year in fashion history aka 2009, scull scarves, the poor man's rich Chuck Bass, the money laundering scheme called Operation Smile, being burnt out at 10 y.o, Sebastian's sick addiction to "hooking up", hideo
Ready Or Not
In this episode we discuss the sinister conspiracy involving mid-level celebrities and the game Royal Match, the signature filter of Canadian tv, getting attacked by 90's font, not being able to relate to the human experience of wearing a chef souffle hat, whether this show is just a giant health ed video for/by parents, stuffing your bra with ping pong balls and Nespresso pods, the scariest scene
Entourage
Guess what we talk about in this episode? Maddy's insane "economic theories" with no basis, 123-let-me-watch-this.com, low rise jeans making us sick with little tops, an internet outage occurs, resonating with Johnny Drama, HATING TURTLE the sex pest, doing a captcha with Turtle, Hummer "cars" HUMVEES, terrible service at THE GAP, Vince being a secretly bad actor, waiting for the moment we have ou
Malcolm In The Middle (The Emma Stone Episode)
In this episode we discuss how loose lipped we got during our live show, the way GusGus carries cheese, our take on the new seasons of True Detective and Fargo, Drake's leaked (long?) dick pic, the name Riley Stone as a perfect pornstar name, Lois' voluminous mom hair, Reese's standard issue spikey hair, the 2000s boom of pig-based pranks, Liv's experience with a pregnant Bhad Baby bully, how you
Medium (The Emma Stone Episode)
In this episode we discuss how Winners is a full twilight zone, having hammerhead shark style tits, needing a masters in geometry to figure out bra sizes, the legality of eating chicken and mustard, our feelings about psychics, the perma shit cloud we’ve manifested, how every teenage girl from the 70s/80s was always packing up the car and moving to LA, the Hannah Montana brother-style wig of Allis
Easy A: Part 2
In this episode we discuss Maddy aka Lil Miss CBC and her new show, guys who do weasle ball tricks, our upcoming live s*x show (eek), breastfeeding Diet Coke, going to the mall at 5pm on a Friday, whether detention exists in Canada, Liv's dastardly era of terrible extensions, the day Rayban Wayfares entered the chat and changed the world as we know it, rolling your shorts, not having a body that's
Easy A: Part 1
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