Two Crippled Zombies
Two Crippled Zombies is a horror movie podcast hosted by Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike. In each episode, the hosts pick a horror movie and deliver a full rating and review. They go through the entire plot, sharing trivia and lighthearted criticism along the way. The show takes pride in staying focused on the topic without going off on tangents. Ultimately, it's about having fun and laughing while still maintaining a professional approach.
Episodes
Evil Dead (1981)
On this episode we hop in the Delta and drive out to a dilapidated cabin in the woods. Here we will discover the Morturom Demonto... The Book of the Dead! Also known as the "Necronomicon".
Some topics of discussion include Sam Raimi, Cinematography, Tree molestation, and the practical effects and how they were unique for their time. We most certainly had a fun time with this one. Come along for th
The Goonies
HEY YOU GUUUUYS! Come join us on an epic adventure to search for one eyed willy's treasure. We got "booty" traps! So, we're prepared.
On this episode we discuss many things including the man who became Sloth, the Fratelli's, and how amazing and terrifying Anne Ramsay was in this movie. We dig deep into this heartwarming adventure movie. So deep that Misfit Mike gets somewhat emotional. Listen to f
Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
They're Here Already.... and YOU'RE NEXT!
On this episode we head back to discuss one of the greatest sci-fi horror movies of all time. Hear our take on the movie for what it really is. A sci-fi horror movie from the 50's. You won't hear any politics here. Just our usual fun times discussing the plot & more. Listen in to hear what our ratings are for this classic gem.
The Thing (1982)
It's.... The Thing! John Carpenter gave us a reimagined version of the 1950's original. And while it was a flop at its release, The Thing has become a cult classic since it appears on every top 100 list of horror movies ever made, famous for its special effects and for its paranoid psychological tone. So, fire up your trusty flamethrower! Because trust is a hard thing to come by these days.
Hush (2016)
On our 54th episode we are talking about Mike Flanagan's Hush from 2016. Discussing the "Shush Cut" version and how unbelievably amazing it is. We dig into the movie with everything from cinematography, sound, acting, practical effects and more! Don't miss out on our conversation about one of the most unique home invasion movies out there!
Uncle Buck (1989)
"Ever hear of a ritual killing"? Put on your fedora's & light up your cigars. On this episode we head back to 1989 to talk about the family charity case Uncle Buck. We discuss the movie in full along with the one and only John Candy. We all miss John but at least he left us with some of the greatest comedies out there to date. We hope you get as much enjoyment out of this episode as we did.
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Fright Night (1985)
Jerry and Billy seem like normal neighbors.... if you can ignore the blacked-out windows, apple cores in the yard and the coffin being carried inside. While the rest of the neighborhood goes about their business, teenager Charlie Brewster comes to realize the suave guy next door, Jerry Dandrige, is a vampire.
Join us as we discuss what is arguably the best vampire movie of all time: FRIGHT NIGHT!
Clown in a Cornfield
"THAT'S A LOT OF FRENDO'S"
We're hacking and slashing our way through the cornstalks on this episode of Clown in a Cornfield. What intrigued us to watch this was director Eli Craig who also directed Tucker & Dale vs Evil. It has to be awesome right? Well, we would be lying if we said this was an awesome movie.
Click and listen to find more about Frendo the Clown, a strange town, delinquent ki
Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Don't worry! We're still a horror movie podcast. We thought it would be fun to add a little something extra into our show. Once a month we will be discussing a movie that's not horror. Something more Nostalgic. It starts here with our 50th episode!
We're talking about Planes, Trains and Automobiles. And of course we get into discussing the late great John Candy. This was a movie that we thought wo
Little Monsters (1989)
Was Howie Mandel shooting cocaine when he did this movie? If so.... IT SHOWS!!!
Check out this episode of a crazy little movie from 1989 we discuss called Little Monsters. Is this a great performance from Howie Mandel? Was Daniel Stern just phoning it in? Was this movie actually scary at times? Does Little Monsters still hold up today? Find out what Two Crippled Zombies thoughts are.
The Burbs (1989)
"I wanna kill everyone, Satan is good, Satan is our pal!"
Experience what happens when your neighbors snoop and spy on other neighbors on this episode of The Burbs. What's worse? Being stung by dozens of Bee's? Digging up a femur? Blowing up your neighbor's house? We don't know either! Hear our take on this hilariously creepy movie starring Tom Hanks, Bruce Dern, Rick Ducommun, Courtney Gains and
Jason Wrap Up (BONUS)
Join us as we wrap up the Friday the 13th franchise! This was another super fun franchise to dissect.
On this bonus episode Mike & Johnny discuss their likes and dislikes from these movies. Which Jason Mask is the best. Favorite Kill. Least favorite kill. Favorite set of B00BS? And of course, favorite movie.
Friday the 13th (2009)
After a slight detour through Hell and Space we make it back to Earth and head back to Camp Crystal Lake. It's been 8 years since we last saw Jason Voorhees and since then there's been some changes. The horrible story, annoying cast and a little too much nudity. And Jason Voorhees is now a hunter? Derek Mears (who portrays slasher Jason Voorhees) might be the only best thing about this movie. What
Jason X
Hell must have froze over because Jason Voorhees is BACK in Jason X! This time in Space. And in space no one can hear you scream. Tune in to hear us discuss the movies blend of sci-fi and horror, terrible dialogue, Kane Hodder's incredible performance, Jason's uber transformation and one of the most memorable kills in the franchise. Our ratings might surprise some of you. Listen in to find out the
Christmas Special
Who's coming to Christmas dinner? This Christmas 2025 we decided to do a special episode that's very random for Two Crippled Zombies. A Christmas episode on who we would want at our Christmas dinner. We have a random list of 25 movie characters we can choose from. We talk about the reasons why we chose them and much more. We hope you enjoy this episode. Have a very Merry Christmas Everyone!
Jason goes to Hell: The Final Friday
Two Crippled Zombies dives into one of the most bizarre entries in the Friday the 13th franchise. Jason goes to Hell: The Final Friday (1993). What in the ever-loving F*** did we just watch?? What was Adam Marcus thinking when making this? From body hopping chaos to cringy dialogue. Some ridiculous scenes like a leather bondage shaving scene you never thought you would see in a Friday the 13th mov
Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan
This is the 8th installment of the Friday the 13th franchise "Jason Takes a Boat to Manhattan." Er...... whatever. The title of this movie is misleading. We've asked ourselves many times if this is a good movie. Our answer? No. Was it a blast to watch and then discuss? Hell Yeah!! Tune in to hear all the absurd moments we yap about on this episode of Jason Takes Manhattan.
Friday the 13th: The New Blood
Here we are with Friday the 13th part 7 The New Blood. The first with Kane Hodder as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear our thoughts, some fun trivia, and our usual reactions to the ridiculousness of this movie.
Friday the 13th: Jason Lives
He couldn't leave well enough alone! Tommy Jarvis unintentionally resurrects Jason Voorhees back from the grave.
This movie was a big step up from the previous flop. With a better storyline, creative kills, humor and more. CJ Graham brings an electrifying performance as Jason. This isn't a perfect movie by any means, but it tops the previous movies in many ways. Join us as we discuss the 6th insta
Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
Here we are with Friday the 13th part 5 A New Beginning! The best out of the...... Nope! Not even close. The brutal killing machine we know to be Jason Voorhees is dead and buried but (bad news) there's a new masked maniac on the loose. But it has boobs! Sadly, the boobs don't save this movie. And it has some of the most graphic kills! Unfortunately, all butchered by the MPAA. This movie does have
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Jason Voorhees is BACK! But the scariest thing about this movie is Crispin Glover's dance moves. Come hang with Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike as they discuss the man behind the hockey mask, Crispin Glover, boobs, and how the kills were an upgrade from the previous movies.
Friday the 13th Part 3
On this "Eye Popping" episode Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike stumble upon a hockey mask that will forever change our view of Jason Voorhees. Some topics of discussion include Richard Brooker as Jason Voorhees, bad acting, ANDY, 3D, practical effects and more.
Friday the 13th part 2
We told the others, they didn't believe us.... you're all doomed! Join us as we discuss the second installment of the franchise Friday the 13th part 2.
Friday the 13th (1980)
For this episode we are going camping at Crystal Lake to discuss the movie that started it all.... Sean Cunningham's 1980 horror classic "Friday the 13th!" We will be reviewing every movie in the franchise starting with this one. So, get your candy, popcorn and soda ready. Here we go!
The Monster Squad
On this episode of Two Crippled Zombies Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike head back to 1987 to kick Wolfman in the nards! This movie is completely bonkers..... it's FANTASTIC! It's even Outstanding! But.... why does Dracula have Dynamite? What happened to the Wolfman's face? Why is the Mummy so scrawny? This movie isn't meant to be looked into that much but it's hard to not question some things about
Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight
Misfit Mike's movie pick of the week is one that's been on his list for a long time. Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight! It's bonkers and so is the discussion. This movie has it all! Listen to hear what Two Crippled Zombies has to say about it.
Freddy Wrap Up (BONUS)
That's a wrap with the Nightmare on Elm Street Franchise. This was a super fun franchise to cover!
On this Bonus episode Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike discuss their favorite things from the franchise. Favorite movie. Least favorite movie. Which Freddy Krueger looked the best and which one looked the worst. Listen to hear the thoughts from Two Crippled Zombies.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010)
In this remake Freddy graduates from child murderer to child molester. An original idea from 1984 they scrapped for obvious reasons. But is this movie as bad as everyone makes it out to be? Sure, it's not Wes Craven or Robert Englund. But is this the only reason this movie fails? Listen and find out Johnny & Mike's take on it as they discuss the last installment of the Nightmare on Elm Street
Freddy vs Jason
Place your bets, fiends. Join Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike as they head to Camp Crystal Lake for a brawl that could end it all: It's Freddy vs Jason! With the great Robert Englund as Freddy Krueger and Ken Kirzinger as Jason Voorhees. Tune in to hear about the Freddy Caterpillar, flaming Jason in a cornfield, Destiny's Child Kelly Rowland death, a killer soundtrack and much more! DO IT!!!
Wes Craven's New Nightmare
Wes Craven, Heather Langenkamp, Robert Englund and John Saxon return for a New Nightmare movie. We wouldn't exactly call this installment a fan favorite. But it does have its charms. Listen as we discuss part 7 of the franchise.
Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare
This week's episode we go over the 6th installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. This movie has everything! The Wicked Freddy, exploding heads, 3-D special effects, cameos, dream demons and Freddy Krueger wielding the "Nintendo Power Glove". It even has a fully revealed origin story. And guess what? It has nothing to do with any of the previous Nightmare movies. It's crazy! It's insane!!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child
In the last movie reigning dream master champion Alice knocked out ole Freddy, only to find herself knocked up in this installment. With an unborn son whose prenatal naps mean preternatural nightmares for Alice and her graduating Springwood friends. Does this installment deliver a SUPER Freddy movie? Or is this an unworthy heir to the ongoing franchise? Listen as Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike giv
A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
The never should have buried him......he's not dead! Freddy Krueger is resurrected by a dog who pisses fire. I know right? Listen in to hear our take on the ridiculousness of this awesome movie.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors
Welcome to primetime bitch! Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike fall Into the Fire as they discuss the third installment of A Nightmare on Elm Street franchise. Don't miss this hilarious episode. It's bonkers!
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge
"You Are All My Children Now!" Why is there "Unintentional" Homosexual undertones? Why did the family's bird explode? Listen in as Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike discuss a very confusing sequel.
A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
This is where it all began thanks to Wes Craven! A Nightmare on Elm Street introduced us to a new slasher villain.... Freddy Krueger! Join Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike as they discuss one of the most Iconic horror films of all time.
Young Frankenstein
Johnny B Ghoul & Misfit Mike take a "sedagive" with Mel Brooks monster movie parody Young Frankenstein! Exploring one of the greatest comedies of all time. Diving in its brilliant blend of satire and homage, marvel at the FANTASTIC performances, and laugh about the unforgettable dialogue. Don't MISS OUT!
Hatchet (2006)
Hatchet is a love letter to the slasher/gore films of the late 70's and early 80's. It follows the formula perfectly! Fun cameos by Robert Englund, Tony Todd and Blair Witch Project's Josh Leonard. And a dramatic scene with Kane Hodder. Take the swamp tour with us as we discuss this crazy and ridiculous movie.
Candyman (1992)
CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYMAN, CANDYM....... We better not finish that. On this week's episode we went back to discuss the original Candyman from 1992. Tony Todd is fantastic, but the score is what makes this movie great.
Terrifier 3
On this episode JB Ghoul & Misfit Mike break down the blood-soaked mayhem of Damien Leone's Terrifier 3. The story, characters, over the top ridiculousness and the amazing practical effects of the jaw dropping kills. And let's not forget the man himself David Howard Thornton as Art the Clown! Listen in to hear one crazy discussion with Two Crippled Zombies!
Dracula Dead and Loving It
Dracula Dead and Loving it is a spoof of Bram Stoker's Dracula that's light on the plot, but full of goofy gags and Mel Brooks Humor. Listen in while Johnny and Mike discuss this hilarious Mel Brooks movie.
1408 (2007)
On this episode we stay at The Dolphin Hotel in Room 1408! Listen in as we discuss the outstanding cinematography, brilliant performances and an evil room the charges $8 for beer nuts. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!?!?
Goosebumps (2015)
Johnny B. Ghoul and a special guest discuss the 2015 movie Goosebumps. Between the characters, cgi, cinematography and vibrancy, this movie somehow worked. Listen in as you'll hear about favorite characters, scenes and more. We hope you enjoy!
Jeepers Creepers Reborn
This is the last installment of our Jeepers Creepers episodes. Jeepers Creepers Reborn is the 4th movie in the franchise. Sit back and relax as we discuss this unbelievably awful movie.
This is the first time we have ever talked this poorly about a movie. Were the writers high when writing this? What the HELL is wrong with the cgi? Did the actors even read the script before taking this on? Why did
Jeepers Creepers 3
What the Hell did we just watch!?!? What went wrong with this 3rd installment of the franchise!?!? Was it horrible cgi? Terrible acting? Less kills? Listen in as we discuss the craziness of this movie. We hope you get some good laughs like we did.
Jeepers Creepers 2
Johnny and Mike take a bus ride with a bunch of whiny high schoolers in this second installment of The Jeepers Creepers franchise. What was in the director's head when making this movie? What's different about this from the first movie? Tune in to find this out and more! It's absolutely Bonkers!!!
Jeepers Creepers
Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike take the scenic route and discuss Jeepers Creepers. BEATNGU though this franchise and excited about it!
Summer of 84 (2018)
This week we dig into the nostalgia of Summer of '84 released in 2018. We discuss the retro suburban vibes and dissect the undertones of adolescent investigation. Join us as we get into talking about this killer Canadian movie.
Last Shift (2014)
What the hell was that??? I think I heard something! Join Two Crippled Zombies as they discuss musical chairs, porn, ghosts, and more while waiting for the hazmat team on the Last Shift.
The Mean One
Just one last Christmas movie we had to do! This is a horror parody of The Grinch, and it is downright BONKERS!!! We knew this wouldn't win any awards. That's not to say that we didn't like it because we did. But we expected more from this movie.
We discuss many things on this episode. Of course, David Howard Thorton (aka Art The Clown) and his performance as The Mean One. The Mean One's appearanc
Santa's Slay
Who hates children, you, and all that is good? That's right! It's Santa Claus! And he's making a list...pray you're not on it!!! Santa (Bill Goldberg) is the demon son of Satan and he's about to wreak havoc in Hell Township. And play another round of Curling??? What the hell did we just watch?!?!? Tune in to hear our discussion about one of the most ridiculous Christmas movies ever made.
Jack Frost (1997)
With Christmas right around the corner we decided to talk about the worlds most pissed off sno-cone. That's right! The Killer Snowman Jack Frost that released in 1997. In this ridiculous episode we discuss fake snow, blow dryers, antifreeze, Shannon Elizabeth, and much more. Tune in for some good old fashioned Christmas horror.
People Under the Stairs
GUYS! There's a crazy man with a gun running around in a bdsm suit! What the Hell? On this episode of Two Crippled Zombies we talk about a Wes Craven Classic. Join in to hear the goofy dialogue along with some interesting facts.
Night of the Living Dead (1990)
On this episode we remember Tony Todd by discussing the first horror film he ever did. The remake of Night of the Living Dead from 1990! We'll admit there are a lot of horrible and unnecessary remakes out there. This is NOT one of them! Director Tom Savini (The King of Splatter) knew exactly what he was doing on this one. We had a lot of fun with this episode. Hope you enjoy it.
Dark Harvest
It's that time of year. Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike bolt into the cornfields of the 2023 horror sensation Dark 'Harvest.' Autumn's chill descends upon a small town that is held by the fear of ol' Sawtooth Jack. Every Halloween night he has a craving for bloodshed and pure chaos. He must be stopped or else. This is a nightmare you don't want to miss! Tune in with the Two Crippled Zombies for a h
Candy Corn
Get ready to carve up that pumpkin with another episode from Two Crippled Zombies! This time around we go trick or treating with Josh Hasty's Candy Corn. An original Slasher film with outstanding performances and practical fx. Listen as we discuss and dissect the craziness of this movie.
Ernest Scared Stupid
This movie was considered a fun family flick in the 90's. For old school Ernest lovers this is 100% nostalgic. Listen in on some fun trivia involving Jim Varney, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, and more!
John Carpenters Body Bags
Join horror hosts Johnny B Ghoul and Misfit Mike for their first episode as they discuss John Capenters Body Bags
TRAILER
Welcome to our new show Two Crippled Zombies. In this trailer we simply introduce our new show & who we are. Listen in for more.
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