CrimeLess
CrimeLess is a weekly talk show that breaks down crazy crimes and answers questions listeners might be too embarrassed or afraid to ask. Hosted by comedian Rory Scovel and veteran journalist Josh Dean, each episode explores a brazen heist, outlandish scam, crypto caper, or other outrageous crime. The show delves into the minutiae of the crime, the wild characters involved, and how the hosts could do it better. It's a humorous yet informative take on true crime, blending comedy with learning.
Episodes
The dumbest thing to leave at a crime scene
It’s Crime School 101: don’t leave a severed finger at the scene of the crime. Josh and Rory count all the ways you can lose a digit mid-misdeed. Plus, finger food!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How do you make criminals dumber? Add AI!
The CrimeLess team does not use AI in the production of this show. Today’s criminals, however, do. On this episode, chatGPT gets teens in trouble, AI turns cops into frogs, and the queen (almost) gets shot by a crossbow.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Encore: Super Poopers
To celebrate America's birthday, we're taking a week off and re-releasing an episode that celebrates some American heroes: our public defecators. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
DUIs for dummies
Don’t drink and drive…because obviously it's bad. Also, we might make fun of you. On today’s episode, we cruise to South Korea, Wales, and (of course) Florida for some of the stupidest DUIs we’ve ever heard of. Plus, how a few dum-dums manage to beat their charges ... in a most surprising way!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Is your dentist a fake?
Josh and Rory learn about the long history of fake dentists in the U.S., which involves clowns and cocaine. They also discuss the modern advances in dental scammers, which involves nail technicians and meth!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How NOT to be a thief
If you’re planning a career in thievery, listen up! This episode is dedicated to robberies gone wrong—and there are so many stupid ways to fumble the money bag, including revolving doors, inescapable escape rooms, and sleepy getaway drivers.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Who's leaving sausages in mailboxes? (And other mysteries)
Sometimes when a crime is committed, the first question asked is "huh?" Josh and Rory look at some real head-scratching mysteries.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: Did we just write the song of the summer?
The grand reveal of CrimeLess's take on the Florida state song. Lyrics by Josh and Rory, arrangement by Alex from Fiverr. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CrimeLess's First Annual Florida Man-off
Rory, Josh, and Layne go head-to-head in a game inspired by the beloved meme "Florida Man," where the most ridiculous headline from the sunshine state wins. Get ready for drunken rampages, monkey whisperers, and gizmos on penises!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Man verses Nature: Real Estate Edition
Local law enforcement bee-ware! On today’s episode, Mother Nature’s number one target is police officers trying to serve eviction notices.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: Will Ferrell would kick you in the nuts (if you ask nicely)
Will, Rory, and Josh open up the CrimeLess mail bag to learn about a weird crime spree in Canada.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Many Crimes of Will Ferrell, featuring Will Ferrell
Is one of America's funniest men a comic, or a criminal? Josh and Rory welcome Will Ferrell, their first-ever special guest who isn't a parrot, to dig into a few of the many outrageous crimes committed by people named Will Ferrell.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How not to murder someone
Snakes in a box! And other hilariously bad attempted murder plots. Plus, spider math!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to get banned from Walt Disney World
The most magical place on earth has a trespassing problem. Josh and Rory learn about an elite class of urban explorers who dare to step foot onto Disney's abandoned island. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Why is everyone robbing Guy Fieri?
Flavortown is under attack! Josh and Rory dive into the many crimes committed against beloved celebrity chef Guy Fieri. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
When music festivals go wrong
Don't host your EDM festival in Florida and also never bite a cop. Rory and Josh get into a disastrous fest that shocked a small town on the Panhandle.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
5 More Ways to Fake Your Death
Rory shares 5 of the greatest-ever faked death stories (chosen and ranked by, well, us).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to fake your death and (almost get away with it)
Two men who took the extremely hard road to escape their problems -- and probably regret it now.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Funny Money
Rory and Josh learn the best (and worst) ways to duplicate the dollar. It's arts and crafts for criminals, and the counterfeit cash could be in your wallet right now!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Even Bad Guys Fall for Scams
How do you lay a trap for a criminal? Today, CrimeLess explores the ridiculous scams that caught crooks.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: Shamrock tells all
Our full conversation with Shamrock the parrot (and Andrew Herrnreiter from the Greater Chicago Cage Bird Society and Rescue). We learn the intricacies of caring for "perpetual toddlers" and Shamrock's own personal lore!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Could your pet murder you?
CrimeLess goes looking for a mascot...and discovers that all the animals are secretly adorable little psychopaths.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Why is it so easy to steal a car?
Grand theft auto is for everyone! Rory and Josh learn that teens, dogs, and even monkeys can go for a joy ride.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Flight attendants gone wild
Dancing naked in business class, snack box citizen's arrest, and other incredibly stupid ways to ruin a flight. The seatbelt sign is OFF for this episode of CrimeLess.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: Why can't America have funnier town names?
Real-life British person Jo Barratt joins Josh to explore the United Kingdom's glorious array of ridiculous place names. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to escape from prison (in England)
Rory and Josh learn about Houdini Hinds, a British criminal and legendary prison escape artist. Plus, syphilis wigs and defamation law!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Mascots Behaving Badly
Chuck E. Cheese runs from the law, the Pirate Parrot gets a side gig, and the Phantic lives up to his name. Rory and Josh unmask the illegal activity of America's most beloved mascots.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Super Poopers
Is it illegal to poop in public? Yes. Did that stop today's criminals? No.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Desperately Seeking Sister City
The city of Newark, New Jersey is catfished by a mysterious cult who follow a magical guru.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Everyone's a Felon!
Rory, Josh and the rest of the CrimeLess crew confess their crimes.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
BONUS: The World's Most Dangerous Monkeys
As a public service, Josh and Rory discuss the 11 monkeys that you should worry about, if you come upon them in a dark alley (or remote jungle). Approach at your own risk!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Monkey gangs could actually take over your city
Josh and Rory learn that Planet of the Apes was actually a documentary.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The most inconvenient way to get rich
A crew in Philadelphia steal millions...of dimes. And Strike Force Bandit sniffs out some stolen Bluey Bucks. Plus, Rory and Josh finally figure out what racketeering means!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ironclad Alibis
A celebration of the best (and worst) alibis. Try them the next time you're in trouble!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Attack of the Beard Cutters!
No hair is spared in this episode, as Josh and Rory ask: is it illegal to cut someone's hair without their permission? And what if that person is a cat?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to ruin a holiday party
Tis the season to get a little sloppy. Rory and Josh examine two Christmas parties that went off the rails in very different ways. Learn more about this show and others we're working on at joincampsidemedia.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Le Embezzlement
What's the best way to embezzle from the government? The answer involves nudists, descendents of Tutankhamun, and a new veranda. Learn more about this show and others we're working on at joincampsidemedia.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Local Teens Snort Dog Bones
Is it safe to snort human remains? Rory and Josh investigate. Also, the CIA win first prize at the science fair.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
How to (Not) Hire a Hitman
Rory Scovel and Josh Dean take over the CrimeLess feed, kicking off a weekly exploration into the dumbest crimes imaginable. First up, a very public, definitely not fake website for murder-for-hire.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Introducing: CrimeLess
CrimeLess is a weekly comedy talk show exploring the wild crime questions you’d never act on—but secretly want answered. Comedian Rory Scovel and journalist–turned–true-crime podcaster Josh Dean break down a new outrageous caper each episode, from bold heists and absurd scams to crypto disasters and monkey-driven chaos. Their deep dives into the strange details and ecc
Comeuppance & Other Uppance
Years after the Loomis Fargo Heist, Hollywood comes calling. Also, a ferret rides in a limousine.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Dream’s Done Died
Someone confesses, and the heist crew faces serious consequences.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rude Awakening
You can run, but you can't hide from FBI agent John Wydra.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
On the Run
David realizes he's been double-crossed, as the FBI's evidence starts piling up.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
The Hitman
David's running out of money. Instead of sending his cut, Steve sends "Bruno" to eliminate his co-conspirator.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Creating a Crap Storm
Having escaped to Mexico, David is living in luxury. Meanwhile, the gang members back home adjust to their lives as America's most wanted millionaires.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Going South
The heist crew somehow makes off with 17 million dollars, but the plan to help David escape starts to unravel.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Money Stinks
David Ghantt is stuck in a crappy job and an unhappy marriage. So when his former coworker (and crush) Kelly Campbell suggests they steal millions, David doesn't hesitate to sign up for the heist of a lifetime. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Introducing CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist
It’s 1996 in rural North Carolina, and an oddball crew makes history when they pull off America’s third largest cash heist. But it’s all downhill from there. Join host Johnny Knoxville as he unspools a wild and woolly tale about a group of regular ‘ol folks who risked it all for a chance at a better life. CrimeLess: Hillbilly Heist answers the question: what woul
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