
Mystical/Cynical
Hosted by Daren Magee and Jaymee Carpenter, this podcast is a humorous and sincere look at male vulnerability and friendship. It tries to find harmony between cynicism and optimism while exploring how an atheist or agnostic can recognize mystical qualities in everyday life. The show mixes heart-warming conversation with irreverent moments, including fart sounds.
Episodes

Ep. 39 - "De-Platforming Fame" (Series Finale)
After 5 years and 3 Seasons, we've decided to leave on a loving high note. This show has been an incredible love project over the course of 5 years, our attempt at a love letter to humanity. We both feel there is no other show like this in the world, and we are both so proud of the road map to healing we're leaving behind. We thank you for having us into your minds and hearts, and hope y

Ep. 38 - "Into The Mirror Of Ayahuasca"
Farting, Crying, Laughing, Dancing... no, this isn't a lost Labi Siffre song, it's Daren describing his recent ayahuasca trip to Jaymee less than 48 hours after the journey. Your spiritual exposure therapy begins NOW.edit/production/opening & closing music by Jaymee CarpenterHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical For more Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comFor more Dar

Ep. 37 - "Psychedelic Fragments Of Dualism"
If you interrupt someone mid sentence with a well crafted, witty response, are you truly "Being Here Now"? In this absolute banger of an episode the boys cover topics like the potential of transcending ones nationality, how to heal generational wounds through forgiving the "unforgivable", how to build meaningful relationships with your children, the absurd humor of the Universe

Ep. 36 - "Kali Fornia"
Daren questions the possibility of vibrations contained within the energy of words and Jaymee encourages everyone to get off the couch and demonstrate the kind of example you wish to see in the world. For more Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comFor more Daren: www.realfunwow.comedit/production/opening & closing music by Jaymee CarpenterHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical Supp

Ep. 35 - "No Offense To PBS"
Jaymee tells his barber to give him "The Bert" from Sesame Street and Daren walks us through how to break the law like a gentleman. We're back, baby!For more Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comFor more Daren: www.realfunwow.comedit/production/opening & closing music by Jaymee CarpenterHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical Support the show

Ep. 34 - "Serving Living Beans"
Daren and Jaymee are back with an all new transformationally hilarious episode, dedicated to the idea of "Serving Living Beans" in every direction.For more Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comFor more Daren: www.realfunwow.comedit/production/opening & closing music by Jaymee CarpenterHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical Support the show

Ep. 33 - "Everything Is Embarrassing"
Daren has dinner with Tom Holland and Zendaya and Jaymee has a two hour lunch with Seinfeld legend Larry Charles. Episode 33 ends up throwing it's back out trying to pick up all the names it drops.For more Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comFor more Daren: www.realfunwow.comedit/production/opening & closing music by Jaymee CarpenterHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical Sup

Ep. 32 - "108 Problems And A Mala Ain't One"
On this episode, Daren cries and Jaymee dies. For more Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comFor more Daren: www.realfunwow.comedit/production/opening & closing music by JaymeeHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical Support the show

Ep. 31 - "Not The Way To Get Into Heaven"
The boys Yin Yang all up in your face with another entertaining hour of first world problems and psychospiritual mumbo jumbo. For more Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comFor more Daren: www.realfunwow.comedit/production/opening & closing music by JaymeeHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical Support the show

Ep. 30 - "Say Khruangbin"
Let's call this episode out for what it is... pretentious Sam Harris level vocabulary exhibitionism, reminiscent of a Father John Misty tune, which in a way is like going out of your way to pronounce Khruangbin, who most certainly are the "Topo Chico" of music groups. Love Is The Author event w/ SOMA + Kim Krans (tickets): https://shorturl.at/o1QJB For more Jaymee: www.loveistheau

Ep. 29 - "Emma John Misty"
Daren fails to soft launch a negative campaign against Trader Joes, and Jaymee shares about cultivating artistic integrity beyond analytics. For more Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comFor more Daren: www.realfunwow.comedit/production/opening & closing music by JaymeeHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical Support the show

Ep. 28 - "LabBlabbinCalifornia"
Daren catches up with Jaymee in the music studio to sample Jaymee's newest beats and to record another conversation about nothing.For more Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comFor more Daren: www.realfunwow.comedit/production/opening & closing music by JaymeeHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical Support the show

Ep. 27 - "Irony Is Violence"
Daren comes face to face with a supposed extraterrestrial at a recent party at Jaymee's home and has plenty of notes. Jaymee releases 3 songs on Spotify and Apple Music under the artist name "JJ RAM" and shares about an exciting new development surrounding his recent return to music."Love Is The Author EP" by JJ RAM on Spotify: https://shorturl.at/7Ek2eFor more Jaymee: www

Ep. 26 - "Karmuppins"
Jaymee returns to making music in a big way, Daren gets ready to fill a "Liver King" shaped hole in the Zeitgeist, Lacee goes on assignment for Rick Rubin and the boys receive a gift in the mail from the one and only "Da Snake Mon" (featured in Episode 18). The Karmuppins are in full effect, boyeeee.For more Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comFor more Daren: www.realfunwow.comedit/

Ep. 25 - "Emotional Blueballs"
Daren gets disappointed with AI for trying to hard to relate with him and Jaymee shares how he survived a crisis of faith by embracing the unknown. The momentous journey into/out of the magical void continues.www.loveistheauthor.comwww.realfunwow.comedit/production/music by Jaymee$upport the show: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical Support the show

Ep. 24 - "God's Pimp"
God bless Kevin and the Mutual Benefit Society ("MSB"). A plethora of reframes, visualization practices, and psychospiritual parenting advice await the listener. Also, a real time Daren pee break recorded live and a smattering of farts.MYSTICAL/CYNICAL production / edit / opening + closing music: Jaymee CarpenterFor all things Daren: www.realfunwow.comFor Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comP

Ep. 23 - "Zyn Buddhism"
Who am I if I can't post about it? Plus: Daren and Jaymee catch you up on their recent experience spending the day together attending a Buddhist puja at the home of Devendra Banhart. MYSTICAL/CYNICAL production / edit / opening + closing music: Jaymee CarpenterFor all things Daren: www.realfunwow.comFor Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comPlease help support the show: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynic

Ep. 22 - "An Asshole With A Heart Of Gold"
Daren shares about going to church this past weekend and Jaymee demos homemade recordings of his farts... can someone tell me what the hell is going on around here?Edit/production and opening music: J. CarpenterClosing music: "Charger" by Devendra BanhartFor all things Daren: www.realfunwow.comFor Jaymee: www.loveistheauthor.comPlease help support the show: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynica

Ep. 21 - "Fire Of Love"
Last week, Jaymee was on the scene with his father to witness his parents Altadena home and all their possessions burn to the ground in the Eaton Fire. In this episode, Jaymee shares the details with Daren of how he and his brother Benjamin became instruments of unconditional support, guidance and gratitude for their parents at their darkest hour, and the kaleidoscopic spectrum of support their p

Ep. 20 - "My Codependency Cancels Out My Narcissism"
Jaymee and Daren discuss hyper-identifying with medical diagnosis, parenting confident children, the trappings of being a "micro-celebrity" and how to attract fashion compliments from "macro-celebrities".Recorded/edited/music by J. CarpenterHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical For Jaymee, visit: www.loveistheauthor.comFor Daren, visit: www.realfunwow.comSup

Ep. 19 - "Name Drop Soup"
The boys solve imaginary problems, perform on air miracles, dive deep into the artistic intuition with a smattering of name dropping for the first hour, then spend the last half hour calling fans of the show to learn about them for a frickin' change. This week we talk with a lactation nurse in Austin, a nature conservationist in South Carolina, and... well... "Clifford".Recorded/edi

Ep. 18 - "Hotline Bling Ring"
Daren and Jaymee kill it for 75 minutes with another banger of hilarity and emotional depth, and spend the last chunk of time calling listeners they've never met to connect on air and spread some love. Feel good episode of the year alert! Recorded/edited/music by J. CarpenterHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical For Jaymee, visit: www.loveistheauthor.comFor Daren, visit:

Ep. 17 - "Season Three Jaymee"
In this episode, Jaymee questions mother natures motivation and shares how he attunes himself to love when dealing with adversity. Daren shares his tips on how to trick your family into being vulnerable and learns (on air) what a circle jerk is. Recorded/edited/music by J. CarpenterHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical For Jaymee, visit: www.loveistheauthor.comFor Daren, visit

Ep. 16 - "Boomerfinger"
Your trusted resource for post election analysis from people who don't matter the most! Recorded/edited and music by J. CarpenterHelp support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical For all things Jaymee, visit: www.loveistheauthor.comFor all things Daren, visit: www.realfunwow.comSupport the show

Ep. 15 - "You're Just A Glitch, Bitch"
Daren feels this episode is a return to the energy and enthusiasm of Season One. TRANSLATION: Jaymee shares heartfelt information about how he deals with criticism, forgiveness and maintaining previously unfathomable levels of non-attachment in the stickiest of situations, and Daren interrupts every chance he gets with hilarious quips that make Jaymee laugh uncontrollably. Opening and closing musi

Ep. 14 - "The Neverlands"
Daren and Jaymee have an honest to goodness exploration of Tibetan Buddhist philosophy, art and parenting. Opening and closing music by Jaymee Carpenter*Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *INTERESTED IN SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE? contact: lacee@loveistheauthor.com for a free consultation*MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunw

Ep. 13 - "We Are Framily"
This episode is a landmark in the shows history. It features Daren and Jaymee breaking through old emotional barriers that have previously led to the demise of the show. Find out why they now consider themselves "FRAMILY", and how the show must go on.Opening and closing music by Jaymee Carpenter*Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *INTERESTED IN SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP

Ep. 12 - "Hacking God"
Jaymee and Daren have one of their deepest conversations about family, artistic integrity, breaking generational habits, and how to go from "smoking cigarettes while taking drugs" to "working with tobacco while in sacred ceremony". Opening and closing music by Jaymee Carpenter*Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *INTERESTED IN SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS

Ep. 11 - "Art Prostitution"
This one is really, really good... not by our standards, but by our projection of your standards, 100% guaranteed.Opening music by Jaymee CarpenterClosing song "Meds" by Rob Giles, produced by Jaymee Carpenter*Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *PSYCHOSPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP w/ JAYMEE contact: lacee@loveistheauthor.com for a free consultation*MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Ente

Ep. 10 - "I Don't Want To Hear From Anybody Unless They're Dead"
This one had a plethora of titles to choose from. In Memoriam, here are the titles that didn't make it: "Rick Rubin's Bathwater At Erewhon", "Buffalo made the cocaine more beautiful than the waterfall", "Fake grass at the Gucci store", "A great year for skid row", "Tannins of B.O. and methadone", and "I know plenty of scientists"

Ep. 9 - "Thoughts Are Farts Of The MInd"
The future lives inside us, it's not somewhere else.*Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter*WANT TO BE MENTORED BY JAYMEE IN WEEKLY SESSIONS? CONTACT: lacee@loveistheauthor.com *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at checkout. Support the show

Ep. 8 - "A Box Of Fireworks In The Sun"
Everything is a projection. *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter*BOOK ONE ON ONE MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE: jaymee@loveistheauthor.com *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at checkout. Support the show

Ep. 7 - "Duncan Trussell Kerfuffle"
Love Serve Remember Foundation is a non-profit organization who for over 50 years has preserved the legacy and teachings of iconic spiritual teacher Ram Dass and his guru "Maharaj-ji" through best selling spiritual classics like "Be Here Now", documentary films, the "Be Here Now Network" of podcasts, developmental courses and spiritual retreats. This special extended

Ep. 6 - "By The Graze Of God"
Daren falls out of a tree and Jaymee becomes a river. *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute voicemail at: 888-4A-CYNIC / (888) 422-9642*Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter*BOOK SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE: lacee@loveistheauthor.com *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total pur

Ep. 5 - "Freedom Fluid"
Daren walks us through his ecstatic dance practice and Jaymee spins a yarn of Jesus's "lost years" in India and Tibet.*Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute voicemail at: 888-4A-CYNIC / (888) 422-9642*Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter*BOOK SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE: lacee@loveistheauthor.com *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter t

Ep. 4 - "Donald Trungpa"
"Stop blaming and see what happens."*Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute voicemail at: 888-4A-CYNIC / (888) 422-9642*Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter*BOOK SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE: lacee@loveistheauthor.com *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at

Ep. 3 - "Pyre-less Nation"
"Our best episode yet" - emptiness.*Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute voicemail at: 888-4A-CYNIC / (888) 422-9642*Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter*BOOK SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE: lacee@loveistheauthor.com *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at

Ep. 2 - "All Guru'd Up"
Daren introduces us to his third party guru and Jaymee ruins the Beatles. The unexpected Season 3 continues!*Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute voicemail at: 888-4A-CYNIC / (888) 422-9642*Opening and closing music by J. Carpenter*BOOK SPIRITUAL MENTORSHIP SESSIONS w/ JAYMEE: lacee@loveistheauthor.com *MYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25

Ep. 1 - "Plug It In Pal" (Season 3 Opener)
Prayers work and dreams come true. (fart sound) Mystical/Cynical is back for a third season! *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute voicemail at: 888-4A-CYNIC / (888) 422-9642*Opening and closing music by J. CarpenterMYSTI-CYNI'S!!! Enter the offer code "MC25" at www.realfunwow.com for 25% off your total purchase at checkout.BOOK SPIRITUAL ME

Ep. 15 - "Way To Take The Blade"
This episode will be our final of the podcast. In it, Daren and Jaymee once again transparently attempt to work out the ongoing differences and challenges posed by a resurrected show in Season 2. In this rawly emotional, no holds barred conversation that enters new territory in their friendship, the Cynic and the Mystic searchingly explore whether or not to continue the podcast. Though the episode

Ep. 14 - "The Ace Ventura Of Death"
In this episode, Jaymee shares what he feels the "liberal middle finger" is, and provides suggestions for how to successfully override the hard wiring of our minds while simultaneously being kind to ourselves. Daren discovers that his thoughts now have a comment section, and that Jaymee is currently Daren's only consistently maintained adult relationship. Jaymee shares an incredibly

Ep. 13 - "Daren Dass"
Pivoting gracefully from booger wall memories to quotes from enlightened master Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse Rinpoche, Episode 13 is a heaping scoop of magic and scrutiny. Jaymee bets Daren he could MacGyver himself out of being chained to a dungeon cell with nothing more than mindfulness and a rat, and Daren presupposes what Krishna Das smells like. Jaymee discusses the hidden conditions within the

Ep. 12 - "Hotboxing With A Turkey Stick"
On this episode, Daren shaves his mustache to symbolize the ending of his brief career as a porn star, and wonders "what if I don't relate to any of The (individual) Beatles as people?". Jaymee shares another mind-blowing full circle synchronicity story he experienced over the weekend involving Ram Dass and Love Serve Remember, and the spiritually themed Curb Your Enthusiasm moment

Ep. 11 - "A Million Digressions"
What do crunchy teenage socks and The Rolling Stones have in common? Probably a whole lot, but they're also just two examples of A Million Digressions found in Episode 11! Hear about the swarm of bees that took up residence in Jaymee's attic, and how Daren was touched by a freeway angel after getting a flat on the way to the airport. Daren visits his hometown Buffalo, NY for his birthday

Ep. 10 - "Bum Rush Shangri-La"
When Jaymee's face begins shapeshifting early on in this episode, Daren immediately realizes that he may have gotten a little too stoned prior to taping. As usual, Jaymee leads a heartfelt discussion while Daren hurls grenades of hilarity that explode frequently throughout the episode, which felt like an instant classic from the start. Jaymee tells the story of how he spent the 7th anniversar

Ep. 9 - "The Tibetan Book Of The Ants"
In this episode, Daren forgets the word "dementia" and Jaymee invents the phrase "Employment Empty-Nesting" referring to retirement. Daren tells a story about the time he had to stimulate a kittens anus to promote a bowel movement, and Jaymee initiates a sing-a-long with Daren of a Sesame Street classic. All of this AND.... is Daren becoming a Mysti-Cyni? Are The Simpsons bette

Ep. 8 - "Trauma-Smoosh Play-Doh"
Put this episode on in bed to help ward off the taxman creeping toward you underneath your blankets! Jaymee and Daren discuss the oddity of referring to crime documentaries as "entertainment", whether or not you can bypass karma, and the mechanics of manifesting a life specific to your interests. Jaymee describes how worrying is like saying to the Universe "Give me lack!", and

Ep. 7 - "I Love You, Don't Touch Me"
In this episode, Daren shares his recent fruitless searches through psychedelic meanderings, and up's his fart game by ripping one live on air. Jaymee attempts to rebrand the notion of hopelessness as being something beautifully beneficial, and the two laugh a lot while exposing themselves (emotionally speaking). *Help support the show at: www.patreon.com/mysticalcynical *Leave us a 2 minute

Ep. 6 - "Not Necess-celery"
Daren publicly compliments Jaymee by saying he has a "beautiful Mind", then Jaymee turns the whole hour into meaning while Daren cracks jokes. Topics discussed: world laws vs. universal laws, Daren eating a fruit cup at a mall food court, the Buddhist interpretation of the word "ruthless", mystical bagpipe solos, and Daren takes a moment to personally introduce each of us to th

Ep. 5 - "Manifesting Segel"
Episode 5 takes a dramatic turn from being a hilarious, high-spirited multi-topic bonanza of laughter and insight, to potentially the worlds first real time recording of a massive synchronicity involving actor Jason Segel that Daren wouldn't have believed if he wasn't present for. You'll have to first sit through Jaymee diagnosing Daren's current testical pain as being emotiona

Ep. 4 - "Father Fodder"
Daren and Jaymee are back presumably with boosted immune systems after each survive their recent "download" of Covid-19, and at the top of the show investigate the experience's deeper meaning. As fathers, the friends contemplate whether the emergence of conscious parenting will create a world with bland humor, and whether denying our children halloween candy will lead to them becomi

Ep. 3 - "Kristinmurshi"
Jaymee and Daren are back with a future classic episode! The friends are in top form after their unscheduled break, barreling effortlessly through 90 minutes + of passionate discussions ranging from Jaymee's recent experience with Covid to the Suicide pods of Switzerland. Truly too many topics to list, so many laughs and hard earned wisdom shared. So stop looking for the faint line on your At

Ep. 2 - "Out Of My Body, Into The Earth"
What do you get when you mix fentanyl, cellulite, 30 oz of urine and a strong dose of gummies? Daren's transparent reveal on today's podcast will explain. Plus Jaymee shares another heartwarming tale to remind us that the answer to save humanity is through our children. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical or Leave US A Voice Message at 888-4ACYNICSupport the show

Ep. 1 - "What For's & How Ya Doin's"
In this "back from the dead" themed episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the causes and conditions that led to a Season 2, and how they each feel the podcast is now a sustainable model moving forward. Also discussed: the many variations of "gratitude", whether you're still a meditator if you step away from a long term meditation practice, and Daren questions whether it is

Ep. 44 - 'Rest In Peace Mystical/Cynical'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren explore death.Thank you to all who have joined us on this journey. We are beyond grateful to have been such a presence in your lives. (Fart noise)Support the show

Ep. 43 - 'Rest In Peace Dennis’
In this episode, Daren and Jaymee discuss the passing of Daren's father. Hands down, the least funny episode to date. Support the show

Ep. 42 - 'The One Where Daren Is On Drugs'
In this episode, Daren is on drugs. Support the show

Ep. 41 - 'This Is 41’
In this episode, Daren and Jaymee discuss non-alcoholic alcoholism, the hypocrisy of veganism, and Daren's gun-running uncle. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 40 - 'A Less Penisie E.T.'
In this episode, Daren and Jaymee talk for an hour. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 39 'Daren Just Dramatic Gerbil'd Me'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the virtues of drug-taking, how much smarter our brain is than us, state capitals, vice presidents and complex mathematical equations.Support the show

Ep. 38 - 'Be Here In The Fart Factory'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss how you're god, you! and also, farts. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 37 'No Sugar, All Protein'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the pointlessness of Catalina, Daren's bruised testicles, and suicide! Help is out there - National Suicide Prevention Lifeline - 800-273-8255Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 36 - 'The Semen Episode’
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss semen, Seinfeld, and self-awarenss. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 35 - 'Fuck You Eric’
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren are back after a brief hiatus while Daren did some deep work, i.e. took lots of psychedelics, to realize he didn't have to be such an asshole to Jaymee. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 34 'I Could Feel The Thing That Sting Was Talking About'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the benefits of illegal substances, loud mouthes at the beach, Stephen Hawkin's promiscuousness, oh, and fathers, a little bit. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 33 - 'The Poon Pun Chronicles’
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it's like to have superhuman strength, how we deal with the immense amount of adoration in our lives, and Daren's full consent to sterilization. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 32 - 'Spiritual Speedball'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it's like to try to be the center of attention all the time, Jesus's abs & Buddha's belly, and who cares, it's all relative. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 31 'Too Wet For The Web'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss things, lots of different things, does anyone even read these show descriptions, I mean seriously, is this going to sway your decision to listen based on what's contained in this paragraph? I mean we're 31 episodes in, can't you just fucking trust us that there will be something that you'll find enjoyable about this!!?? Help Support The

Ep. 30 'Our Dissertation on Dysentery'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss where you're left when all your needs are met, being kinder to our fathers, how it's never too late to start over again and Daren attempts to speak French. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 29 'Big Sideburns and Way On Methadone'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss a broad range of topics including purpose, meditation, the value of college (there is none), mouse pads, Keanu Reeves, annoyingly perfect couples, and greasy stripper buttholes. Something for everyone!Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 28 'Doodle With Two 'E's?!'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren explore what it means to be sons to fathers. Spoiler alert, it ain't easy! Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 27 - 'The Depression Episode!’
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss what it means to be a parent in this dumb time we live in, Daren's depression and when the fuck is their 15 minutes are going to start!?Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 26 'Where Have All The Drugstars Gone?'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss, amongst many things, drugs and what's the harm, really?!Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 25 'Get A Life, Will Ya!?'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss Daren making Jaymee cry, what it means to give to receive, the difference between being broke and being poor, and not gossiping in your mind. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 24 'Adopt The Chop'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss parents who don't know what the hell they're talking about and should just shut the hell up, living in a post-cool world, ecstasy shits, and that cold November rain. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 23 'Future Shit'
In this episode, amongst other things, Jaymee and Daren discuss their falling popularity in Romania, the importance of listening to the messages James Blake is trying to transmit to you telepathically, and Gallagher, yes, that Gallagher.Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 22 'Meme, Myself and I, and Jaymee'
In this episode Daren takes up all the space venting, explaining, over-explaining and re-explaining something so emotionally deep that finds itself in the disguise of something as so trivial as fucking memes. Jaymee hangs tough, and as always, gives some solid love and advice. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 21 - 'Paralysis of Consideration’
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren discuss the importance of keeping things in perspective, swearing in front of your kids, and the birthplace of the waffle cone (hint: it's not where you might have thought!)Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Ep. 20 ' Big Big Hug, Yer ol' Pal Doobie Badfart'
In this episode, Jaymee and Daren talk about their feelings, their love for each other, and Father John Mistyesque synchronicities, you know, classic shit. Help Support The Show at patreon.com/mysticalcynical | Give Us A Call at 888-4ACYNIC Support the show

Guided Meditation With Jaymee
In this bonus episode, Jaymee offers a mindfulness based Tibetan Tranquility Meditation from the oldest lineage of Tibetan Buddhism, the Nyingma. The elements and structure of this particular meditation have been passed from the lips of the teacher to the ear of the student in an unbroken chain for over 1500 years. Jaymee was taught this practice in 2005 when his teacher returned from Tibet aft
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