Tales of Harkshire
Tales of Harkshire is a fiction podcast that invites listeners into the everyday lives of the residents of Harkshire, a collection of idyllic towns and villages. Each season focuses on a different resident and explores their circumstances, from relationships and self-discovery to isolation and the warmth of community. The show celebrates the extraordinary within ordinary lives, blending warmth, humor and quiet reflection. Season One is set in the village of Kinley and follows the intriguing life of a local gossip.
Episodes
E1 - The New Car
Episode One: The New Car,
In this hilarious episode, a local gossip offers a satirical and delightfully snobbish account of her recent trip to Morrisons while proudly flaunting her new car. As she sips tea in her perfectly styled home, she humorously critiques “horsey Helen,” her family’s antics, and the gossip-laden escapades of Sharon, the tabard-clad former newsagent worker.
This sharp British
E2 - The Party
Episode Two: The Party,
Step into the world of upper-class antics in this witty podcast episode, as our gossip recounts a satirical and hilarious evening at an exclusive games night in Watton Wood. With sharp observations and biting humour, she navigates a night of mismatched car keys, Veuve Clicquot champagne, and eccentric guests like the Hollywood-glam Aunty Sally.
This sharp British humour pod
E3 - The Romance
Episode Three: The Romance,
In this humorous and reflective episode, our gossip shares her sharp observations on love, life, and the quirks of married travel. From Keith’s over-the-top safety drills and his infamous “Safe Travels Utility Belt” to tales of holiday mishaps and unexpected moments, this episode blends heartfelt nostalgia with razor-sharp wit.
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Witty commentary on the absu
E4 - The Disturbance
Episode Four: The Disturbance,
In this episode, an unexpected disturbance sets our gossip off on a hilarious tangent about etiquette and decorum in public settings. With her signature wit and sharp observations, she dissects modern manners (or the lack thereof), lamenting the decline of sophistication and the rise of inconsiderate behaviour.
Tune in for:
Amusing anecdotes about awkward social sit
E5 - The Violation
Episode Five: The Violation,
In this episode, an unexpected and downright bizarre incident sends our gossip spiralling into a tale of public disturbances, peculiar characters, and her unwavering commitment to etiquette and order. What begins as an ordinary day of errands quickly descends into chaos, culminating in an outrageous encounter that leaves her shaken and reaching for the brandy.
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E6 - The Mother
Episode Six: The Mother,
In this episode, our gossip shares a tense and deeply humorous account of navigating the challenges of caring for an ageing, demanding mother. From guilt trips to uncanny misunderstandings, the chaos of familial obligation unfolds with a sharp tongue and an unflinching wit.
Tune in for:
A comedic dive into family dynamics and stubborn independence.
Musings on the clash be
E7 - The Neighbour
Episode Seven: The Neighbour,
In this episode, our gossip hilariously recounts the arrival of new neighbours whose presence has thrown the quiet equilibrium of Frisky Lane into disarray. From a rogue couple to fashion crimes, the chaos unfolds in this sharp-witted and utterly British monologue.
Tune in for:
A strongly worded letter to the local MP, brimming with complaints and “solutions.”
A biti
E8 - The Salon
Episode Eight: The Salon,
In this episode, our gossip delivers a scathing and comical recount of a disastrous trip to the local salon 'Liv & Let Dye' that spirals into unexpected chaos. From questionable gossip to a hair appointment gone horribly wrong, it’s a tale of small-town drama, sharp wit, and simmering fury.
Tune in for:
A sharp critique of salon etiquette and professionalism.
Hilario
E9 - The Betrayal
Episode Nine: The Betrayal,
In this episode, our gossip takes us through a surreal, hilarious, and deeply personal account of a heated dispute with her husband Keith, uncovering secrets, confronting peculiar truths, and navigating a spiral of escalating chaos. It’s an absurdly witty and utterly captivating exploration of betrayal, status, and imagination gone wild.
Tune in for:
Sharp critiques of
E10 - The Dragon
Episode Ten: The Dragon,
In this episode, our narrator takes an uncharacteristic journey on public transport - a necessary evil after Keith commandeers the Mercedes for a crucial pre-competition grooming session. What begins as a reluctant train ride soon turns into an encounter of legendary proportions.
Tune in for:
A masterclass in avoiding unwanted small talk on public transport.
A chance enc
E11 - The Appointment
Episode Eleven: The Appointment,
Our narrator begins with a simple trip to the dentist, only to be met with chaos at reception, an absurd digital sign-in process, and Maxine, who has declared herself gatekeeper of the waiting room. But the real shock comes in the dentist’s chair when she comes face-to-face with...well, you'll just have to tune in!
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The perils of digitalisation and spi
E12 - The Weather
Episode Twelve: The Weather,
What begins as a gentle monologue on the changing seasons soon spirals into a meditation on Keith’s cholesterol, the perils of digital fear-mongering, and the baffling enthusiasm of a grown man for a random purchase on the Facebook Marketplace on the Facebook.
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A reflection on how snow is never quite as good as it was in childhood.
Media scaremongering, ni
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The First Earl
Episode One: The First Earl,
In this episode, esteemed historian Norman Southton takes us on a journey through Harkshire’s rich and often questionable past. From the legend of Seamus Ó hEarcáin, dragon-rider and ginger trailblazer, to the county’s curious traditions, no stone is left unturned.
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The thrilling tale of Harkshire’s founding and its mythical dragon.
A deep dive into local
E14 - The Knock
Episode Fourteen: The Knock
A knock at the door brings unexpected news, sending our gossip into a whirlwind of grief, disbelief, and some rather questionable priorities. In true Harkshire fashion, even the darkest moments come with a dash of absurdity and a side of tea.
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A dramatic police visit with surprising concerns
Unfiltered musings on loss and luxury vehicles
The perfect blend
E15 - The Wake
Episode Fifteen: The Wake
Saying goodbye is never easy, but when the sherry flows and the twerking begins, this wake becomes one for the history books. Join our gossip as she navigates grief, glamour, and the unexpected theatrics of Keith’s final send-off.
Tune in for:
Funeral fashion, spontaneous solos, and scandalous shenanigans
Michelin-starred mourning and questionable eulogies
A widow determ
E16 - The Desires
Episode Sixteen: The Desires
With Keith gone, a new chapter begins, or at least, that’s the plan. From untapped ambitions to a bucket list with flair, our gossip is ready to reclaim the life she always dreamed of. The only thing missing? A little funding.
Tune in for:
Bold dreams and even bolder plans
A quest for adventure, applause… and a new car
The first steps towards reinvention, Harkshire st
E17 - The Audition
Episode Seventeen: The Audition
Lights, music, drama - Kinley Village’s finest takes her first step towards stardom with an audition that promises to be unforgettable. But when the competition is fierce (or at least present), will she rise to the occasion or be upstaged by a surprise rival?
Tune in for:
The thrill of the stage and the sting of rejection
Big dreams, bold choices, and interpretativ
E18 - The Psychic
Episode Eighteen: The Psychic
When the answers you seek aren’t in this world, there’s only one place to turn. A visit to a psychic offers more questions than closure - but in Harkshire, even the afterlife has its oddities.
Tune in for:
Unsettling encounters with the unknown
Messages from beyond… or maybe just good guesswork
A séance that’s equal parts spooky and spectacular
☕ Buy a brew for Hark
E19 - The Swipe
Episode Nineteen: The Swipe,
Online dating has arrived in Harkshire, and our gossip is on the hunt for a wealthy husband to sustain her refined lifestyle. With Wendy from the post office as her digital matchmaker, she dives into the world of dating apps - crafting the perfect profile to attract a man of means.
But as she swipes through potential suitors, she quickly discovers that not all gentlem
E20 - The Casting
Episode Twenty: The Casting
The cast list is out, and tensions are high. With dreams of stardom hanging in the balance, our gossip faces a harsh reality: the stage isn’t always as welcoming as one might hope. But in show business, the drama backstage is just as juicy as the performance.
Tune in for:
The heartbreak of rejection - or the triumph of success?
Backstage politics and bold personalities
E21 - The Donation
Episode Twenty One: The Donation
With Keith’s wardrobe cleared and a generous donation made to the local charity shop, our gossip is feeling rather philanthropic. A trip to Our Lady’s Sign A Name Across My Heart I Want You To Be My Baby Orphanage charity shop sets off a chain of reflections… and judgments. On everything from village scandal to Cheryl’s bronzer choices.
Tune in for:
Vintage silk
E22 - The Fall
Episode Twenty Two: The Fall
A hospital visit reveals more than just medical concerns, as our gossip uncovers a world of ward politics, curious characters, and unexpected run-ins. In Harkshire, even a trip to A&E is an event.
Tune in for:
Hospital drama with a side of scandal
Unlikely alliances and awkward encounters
A tale of resilience, reputation, and ruined footwear
☕ Buy a brew fo
E23 - The Rehearsal
Episode Twenty Three: The Rehearsal
As rehearsals begin for The Impotence of Being Earnest: The Musical, our gossip finds herself navigating understudy duties, misfiring choirs, neon undergarments, and a poster typo that's gone far too far. With tensions rising and tempers flaring, she stays ever-ready for her moment in the spotlight - especially if Chip Shop Sue falters under the weight of her pi
E24 - The Brunch
Episode Twenty Four: The Brunch
After an all-you-can-drink outing with the Good Grief Girls (and Gary), our gossip returns slightly worse for wear - but no less opinionated. From mimosas to mixed-up names, spiritual resentment to dating app disasters, she’s tipsy, tangled, and unfiltered. There’s love, loss, and a woman in a toilet skirt mishap. And beneath it all, a quiet confession: life without
E25 - The Call
Episode Twenty Five: The Visitor
A knock at the door. A letter on the mat. Two unfamiliar men waiting outside in a van. What began as a simple morning has unravelled into a spiral of stress, confusion, and a long, exasperating phone call. As our gossip wrestles with hold music, missed plans, and mounting tension, she finds herself faced with a situation she hadn’t anticipated - and can’t quite tal
