The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ G-N-S is a comedy podcast about the news that matters, but also the news that doesn't. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte, it covers Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The show is described as the best news and pop culture podcast.
Episodes
Bonus EP - GoldBars or Gofundme
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Teacher trading extra credit for vacation funds, driving a sofa on the highway, and gold bar hustle from a CIA officer. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive
Ep. 306 - Le Labo
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Shalewa's upcoming concert plans, standup comedy money, and how to find your perfume or cologne. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus
Bonus EP - Snorting Flour
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about TSA taking away chairs, Trump's new wall destroying history, and the history of the cocaine-for-flour trick.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content an
Ep. 305 - Wife and Whiteboards
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about getting organized, the return of Toys-R-us, and Trump's team slowly killing The Kennedy center. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus i
Bonus EP - Hungry and Humble
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about seating children based on their astrological signs, meat recalls, and dolphins hacking their hunting process.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and f
Ep. 304 - Iced Coffee and Employed
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about if it's ok to bring an iced coffee into an interview, growing old in Japan, and closing trash police departments. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and
Bonus EP - Canon ball sneak in
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stolen canon balls being snuck on a plain, and getting fired because your 9 year old used the company card on ads for his Youtube page.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have so
Ep. 303 - Put it on the Company Card
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Ed Sheeran losing all of his opening acts, The LA Clippers losing 5 draft picks and a 23 year old Georgia mayor gets fired 10 months into the job. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll ha
Bonus EP - Second Set of Eyes
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how to drive - and get access to - a fire truck, the RayGun documentary, and when to bring poop to a conversation.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content
Ep. 302 - Big Africa
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the adoption of a new world map that features a more accurately sized Africa, trusting AI to plan your hike, getting arrested for taking down Flock cameras.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we&
Bonus EP - Flowers Rabbit Hole
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about one random rabbit hole. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Ep. 301 - Respect The Season
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about ranking the US Presidents from Great to Failure, new ownership group in the MLB, and the pride of parking without a rear view mirror. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclu
Bonus EP - Team Amazon vs Team Google
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about AI scanning customers, AliExpress spying on you through your microphone, and which team are you repping in the dystopian future?PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some excl
Ep. 300 - SPF50 or Indoors
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa celebrate a podcast milesstone by shooting together outdoors. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - No Poppy Pastries
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about poppy seed bagels being pulled from Trader Joe's, days off for soldiers for the launch of GTA6, and the Citi field Korean heritage day recap. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'
Ep. 299 - Birthday Plans
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a spoiled child ranting in his 4000 year old journal, a good prank by a man with a costume, and a cheesy prank by a board game company.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some excl
Bonus EP - Shook the Shack from Within
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about hiring gamers as air traffic controllers and robbing a Shake Shack then showing up to work - at the same Shake Shack.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conte
Ep. 298 - NotDangerousWifiHere.com
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Capital One closing Trump's bank accounts, hacking a plane's wifi in the sky, and what to do if your child won't put on their seatbelt.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll ha
Bonus EP - Meeting Celebs
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about visiting art museums, the original Coke recipie, and the condo building filled with coyotes. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus i
Ep. 297 - Hire a Shield
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Eric Adams and his never ending willingness to sell out for money. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Character Limit
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about long names costing you medical coverage, pickle spills, and capturing legacy on tape. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it reall
Ep. 296 - A Season of Free Cable
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about their world view changing with age, open AI hacking itself, and Sha shares her love for Electric Dreams.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, pl
Bonus EP - Platinum Statue goes Wood
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Nintendo Wii lawsuit, the Infinity Song conspiracy theory, and the challenges of selling Charlie Kirk fan art. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content a
Ep. 295 - Not a Movie Buff
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about record views for the World Cup, teachers handling Potty training, and the launch of womens pro baseball. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, p
Bonus EP - Old AC in a New Home
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about joy riding in a Waymo, humanoids joining the classroom as teachers, and the power of an old AC unit. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks
Ep. 294 - Another Wrinkle
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about food contamination, when the music isn't for you, travel-plan struggles. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Soccer & Grandma nights
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about throwing parties at the retirement home, affordable bus fares, and late night soccer. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it reall
Ep. 293 - Cool Apartment Hacks
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Merlin the Duck being banned from the game, the end of landline phones and potato chip bread. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it real
Bonus EP - Super Trooper
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the cost related to tick-bite testing, Waymo blocked from entering the NYC market, and Shalewa reaches her flow-state. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive con
Ep. 292 - Mixtape Mamdani
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about egg prices getting reset to normal, swagger jacking famous artist, and BO at a Yugioh tournament.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it r
Bonus EP - Orange Shorts for All
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about BMW not honoring deals offered by its AI, Pony's moving into apartments, and the ivermectin market growing in Tennesessee.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclus
Ep. 291 - Things Fall Apart
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mercury Retrograding early, getting fired for taking a souvenir, and the company that won't go away.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, pl
Bonus EP - Pony in a highrise
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about BMW not honoring deals offered by its AI, Pony's moving into apartments, and the ivermectin market growing in Tennesessee.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclus
Ep. 290 - Some Kind of Blue
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Scotland coming into Boston and representing for their beer culture, Crypto knowledge being helful to sex workers in Silicon Valley, and the Mayor popping in on a graduation on Rikers Island. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents
Bonus EP - Pope Papers
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about hackers using AI to get into private Instagram accounts, religious exemptions for AI use, and getting caught robbing an RV on the way to court for robbing an RV.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check
Ep. 289 - Before Game 4
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about protecting whistle-blowers, UFC events at the Lincoln Memorial and Knick Fans after game 3 (recorded 4 hours prio to game 4.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conte
Ep. 288 - The Verse
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Jay-Z's verse at The Roots picnic. (Short episode due to tech issues, but we're back to normal next week.)PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun
Bonus EP - Not A Fan
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an overachieving graduating class, a new moon base, and a trigger happy pup. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does he
Ep. 287 - Enhanced Everything
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of records broken at the Enhanced Games, stylish Google Glass and saline-filled testicles. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus i
Bonus EP - Playlist
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Obama's pre-debate playlist and what they listen to before they lock in. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does he
Ep. 286 - Stuck behind a Waymo
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Drake's latest plan, the growth of Waymo in Atlanta and Walmart making its way into our living rooms. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks,
Bonus EP - Mac-N-Cheese Bandit
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new and broken glasses, missing Lens Crafters and Mac-n-Cheese worth going to jail for.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it real
Ep. 285 - Neti or Not
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Billionaire racial slurs, 28 year-old's in high school and boiling water. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Persnickety Pod
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fun word origins, pig part transplants and the difference between $9 and $10 coffee.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really
EP. 284 - The Met Gala
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about The Met Gala and nothing else. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Entroducing
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the a dog following its heart, dead husband holograms, and 30th anniversary albumsPATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really do
Ep. 283 - Venmo America
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about toys returning to cereal boxes, Delaware Marathon ending, and the government accepting donations.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it r
Bonus EP - 5'6 or 5'7
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the oldest jar of jam they'd try, and the tarnishing of a bear's name in an insurance fraud scheme. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fu
Ep. 282 - Wedding Shorts
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about newly Albanian former mayor Eric Adams, a tasty Lego scam hits Target, and a collection of live concerts hits the internet.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conten
Bonus EP - 90 Years Young
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return to original recipe Reese, Robots crashing into bus shelters and record dead hang for a 90 year old!PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and
Ep. 281 - Pull Your Snake Out
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Costa Rican snakes, long term hospital stays and the passing of a surfing legend.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Stealthy Sha
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about chewing on nails in your ice cream, being let down by the latest new burger craze, and how stealth is Shalewa.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and
Ep. 280 - Ground Bound Plane
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about flying busses, when are nicknames at work okay, and fighting centipedes.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Tough Love Helps
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shrinking PopTarts, Taco Bell leaning into self care, and protein heavy cereal going too far.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus i
Ep. 279 - Heaven sent mistakes
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the ending of the Metaverse, Afroman's victory in court and LaRussell's social media vacation.Recorded at FourB StudiosPATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive co
Ep. 278 - Boy Bowls
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Pokemon Go being used against us, meals for men on the go, and being left on an MRI table for 6 hours. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plu
Bonus EP - Banksy vs. Bansky
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the man behind Banksy, Google AI glasses capturing too much of your private life, and how to smuggle 2000 ants. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content an
Ep. 277 - Black Jack
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Oscars, the cancelation of Magic City night, and the Black Jack Harlow. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Lady Luck
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target trying to come back into our homes, Racoon burglars and a woman who won $50k lottery a year after winning it before!PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive
Ep. 276 - Teacups to Breakups
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teacup pigs growing up, camel beauty contest drauma, and Sunday recording sessions. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does he
Bonus EP - Big Momma's Lotto Algo
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squirrels taking down the internet, traveling toucans, and Lotto system pays off in Ohio.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it re
Ep. 275 - Squeaky Show Trauma
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squeaky sneakers, tipsy school lunches, and the legend of Magic City. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Cold Cuts and Take Out
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Trader Joe's recall, undercover police at the Lunar New Year's parade, and how many loose pigs are there in Alabama.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclus
Ep. 274 - IMDB or Death
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about levels of friendship, midevil Yankee fitted, and tv show fans battle on the internet.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does h
Bonus EP - Snake skin
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about llama crews solving crimes, pickleball wars, and when its the right time to turn into a snake. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus
Ep. 273 - No Latex in Italy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sad horses, Area 51, and the lack of condoms at the Olympics. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Kick Rocks Kid Rock
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Kid Rock's canceled tour and Waymo being controlled by workers in other countries.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it reall
Ep. 272 - A.I. Gastor
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bad Bunny halftime show and the alternative, Sysco paying out it's truck drivers, and the unimpressive power of Grok. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks,
Bonus EP - Turkeys Gone Wild
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more killer elephants, new rules at Cracker Barrel corporate, and wild turkeys attacking post office workers. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and
Ep. 271 - What Were We Talking About?
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sock technology, the Grammys, and the halftime showPATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Magic Moment
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum dedicated to personal failures, a rescue mission needed for pet rats and break up between Rhode Island and Mr. Potato Head. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some
Ep. 270 - Snow Storm Fly
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the east coast snow storm clean up job, loose lions, and corrupt DEA agents get caught helping childhood friends. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun
Bonus EP - Still Cold
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a town filled with donkeys, eating AI art, fighting SAD.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Ep. 269 - On Brand
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about killer elephants, bears finding comfort under your home, and Disney workers going above and beyond. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus i
Ep. 268 - Dame Dashed
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about lawsuits over the McRib, getting hurt at an Outback Steakhouse bathroom, and ranking the cleanest airline water.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun p
Bonus EP - Doughnut Candles
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about drinking nitrogen cocktails, changes in the porta potty business, and dealing with the constant smell of doughnuts. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conten
Ep. 267 - Pee Clear
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans for 2026, dressing as your mother to collect her pension, and the struggles of Waymo.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really
Bonus EP - 43 & Counting
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of traditional mail service in Denmark, giving birth in a Waymo, and how many proposals is too many proposals. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive con
Ep. 266 - A.J.B.T.T.F.
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about ending poverty, Dracula themed park and punchin Jake Paul in the face. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Crisp Cloud White T
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about claiming pets as dependents, the most Google'd sex questions of the year and Pantone picking a bland color of the year. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusiv
