The War Report w/ Gastor Almonte - N - Shalewa Sharpe
The War Report w/ G-N-S is a comedy podcast about the news that matters, but also the news that doesn't. Hosted by comedians Shalewa Sharpe and Gastor Almonte, it covers Joe Biden and Joe Budden with equal energy and professionalism. The show is described as the best news and pop culture podcast.
Episodes
Ep. 292 - Mixtape Mamdani
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about egg prices getting reset to normal, swagger jacking famous artist, and BO at a Yugioh tournament.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it r
Bonus EP - Orange Shorts for All
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about BMW not honoring deals offered by its AI, Pony's moving into apartments, and the ivermectin market growing in Tennesessee.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclus
Ep. 291 - Things Fall Apart
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mercury Retrograding early, getting fired for taking a souvenir, and the company that won't go away.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, pl
Bonus EP - Pony in a highrise
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about BMW not honoring deals offered by its AI, Pony's moving into apartments, and the ivermectin market growing in Tennesessee.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclus
Ep. 290 - Some Kind of Blue
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Scotland coming into Boston and representing for their beer culture, Crypto knowledge being helful to sex workers in Silicon Valley, and the Mayor popping in on a graduation on Rikers Island. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents
Bonus EP - Pope Papers
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about hackers using AI to get into private Instagram accounts, religious exemptions for AI use, and getting caught robbing an RV on the way to court for robbing an RV.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check
Ep. 289 - Before Game 4
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about protecting whistle-blowers, UFC events at the Lincoln Memorial and Knick Fans after game 3 (recorded 4 hours prio to game 4.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conte
Ep. 288 - The Verse
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Jay-Z's verse at The Roots picnic. (Short episode due to tech issues, but we're back to normal next week.)PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun
Bonus EP - Not A Fan
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about an overachieving graduating class, a new moon base, and a trigger happy pup. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does he
Ep. 287 - Enhanced Everything
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the lack of records broken at the Enhanced Games, stylish Google Glass and saline-filled testicles. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus i
Bonus EP - Playlist
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Obama's pre-debate playlist and what they listen to before they lock in. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does he
Ep. 286 - Stuck behind a Waymo
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Drake's latest plan, the growth of Waymo in Atlanta and Walmart making its way into our living rooms. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks,
Bonus EP - Mac-N-Cheese Bandit
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about new and broken glasses, missing Lens Crafters and Mac-n-Cheese worth going to jail for.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it real
Ep. 285 - Neti or Not
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Billionaire racial slurs, 28 year-old's in high school and boiling water. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Persnickety Pod
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about fun word origins, pig part transplants and the difference between $9 and $10 coffee.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really
EP. 284 - The Met Gala
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about The Met Gala and nothing else. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Entroducing
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the a dog following its heart, dead husband holograms, and 30th anniversary albumsPATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really do
Ep. 283 - Venmo America
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about toys returning to cereal boxes, Delaware Marathon ending, and the government accepting donations.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it r
Bonus EP - 5'6 or 5'7
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the oldest jar of jam they'd try, and the tarnishing of a bear's name in an insurance fraud scheme. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fu
Ep. 282 - Wedding Shorts
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about newly Albanian former mayor Eric Adams, a tasty Lego scam hits Target, and a collection of live concerts hits the internet.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conten
Bonus EP - 90 Years Young
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return to original recipe Reese, Robots crashing into bus shelters and record dead hang for a 90 year old!PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and
Ep. 281 - Pull Your Snake Out
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Costa Rican snakes, long term hospital stays and the passing of a surfing legend.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Stealthy Sha
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about chewing on nails in your ice cream, being let down by the latest new burger craze, and how stealth is Shalewa.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and
Ep. 280 - Ground Bound Plane
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about flying busses, when are nicknames at work okay, and fighting centipedes.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Tough Love Helps
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about shrinking PopTarts, Taco Bell leaning into self care, and protein heavy cereal going too far.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus i
Ep. 279 - Heaven sent mistakes
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the ending of the Metaverse, Afroman's victory in court and LaRussell's social media vacation.Recorded at FourB StudiosPATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive co
Ep. 278 - Boy Bowls
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Pokemon Go being used against us, meals for men on the go, and being left on an MRI table for 6 hours. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plu
Bonus EP - Banksy vs. Bansky
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the man behind Banksy, Google AI glasses capturing too much of your private life, and how to smuggle 2000 ants. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content an
Ep. 277 - Black Jack
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the Oscars, the cancelation of Magic City night, and the Black Jack Harlow. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Lady Luck
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Target trying to come back into our homes, Racoon burglars and a woman who won $50k lottery a year after winning it before!PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive
Ep. 276 - Teacups to Breakups
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about teacup pigs growing up, camel beauty contest drauma, and Sunday recording sessions. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does he
Bonus EP - Big Momma's Lotto Algo
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squirrels taking down the internet, traveling toucans, and Lotto system pays off in Ohio.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it re
Ep. 275 - Squeaky Show Trauma
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about squeaky sneakers, tipsy school lunches, and the legend of Magic City. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Cold Cuts and Take Out
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a Trader Joe's recall, undercover police at the Lunar New Year's parade, and how many loose pigs are there in Alabama.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclus
Ep. 274 - IMDB or Death
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about levels of friendship, midevil Yankee fitted, and tv show fans battle on the internet.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does h
Bonus EP - Snake skin
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about llama crews solving crimes, pickleball wars, and when its the right time to turn into a snake. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus
Ep. 273 - No Latex in Italy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sad horses, Area 51, and the lack of condoms at the Olympics. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Kick Rocks Kid Rock
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Kid Rock's canceled tour and Waymo being controlled by workers in other countries.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it reall
Ep. 272 - A.I. Gastor
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Bad Bunny halftime show and the alternative, Sysco paying out it's truck drivers, and the unimpressive power of Grok. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks,
Bonus EP - Turkeys Gone Wild
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about more killer elephants, new rules at Cracker Barrel corporate, and wild turkeys attacking post office workers. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and
Ep. 271 - What Were We Talking About?
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about sock technology, the Grammys, and the halftime showPATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Magic Moment
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a museum dedicated to personal failures, a rescue mission needed for pet rats and break up between Rhode Island and Mr. Potato Head. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some
Ep. 270 - Snow Storm Fly
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the east coast snow storm clean up job, loose lions, and corrupt DEA agents get caught helping childhood friends. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun
Bonus EP - Still Cold
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a town filled with donkeys, eating AI art, fighting SAD.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Ep. 269 - On Brand
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about killer elephants, bears finding comfort under your home, and Disney workers going above and beyond. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus i
Ep. 268 - Dame Dashed
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about lawsuits over the McRib, getting hurt at an Outback Steakhouse bathroom, and ranking the cleanest airline water.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun p
Bonus EP - Doughnut Candles
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about drinking nitrogen cocktails, changes in the porta potty business, and dealing with the constant smell of doughnuts. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive conten
Ep. 267 - Pee Clear
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about plans for 2026, dressing as your mother to collect her pension, and the struggles of Waymo.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really
Bonus EP - 43 & Counting
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of traditional mail service in Denmark, giving birth in a Waymo, and how many proposals is too many proposals. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive con
Ep. 266 - A.J.B.T.T.F.
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about ending poverty, Dracula themed park and punchin Jake Paul in the face. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Crisp Cloud White T
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about claiming pets as dependents, the most Google'd sex questions of the year and Pantone picking a bland color of the year. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusiv
Ep. 265 - Giant Santa
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about oversized holiday decorations, 92-year-old gamers, and poorly named female medicine. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does h
Bonus EP - Not that Adolf
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a politician overcoming a less-than-ideal name, a tv producer inspired by her day job to commit crime, and a drone deliverying a nice dinner to some inmates. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it
Ep. 264 - Dialogue on Dialogue
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about overeating steak, Netflix buying up the industry, and are we on too many socials. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help
Bonus EP - Fart for your Memory
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a pet owner who is being fined because of it's tresspassing cat, the effects of immigration policies on other industries, and why we need farts for brain healthPATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Che
Ep. 263 - Racoon Ratchet
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about causing traffic for a bad music video, drunk racoons, and the business you didn't think of that would be hurt by Trump's policies.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some e
Bonus EP - We're all shook up
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the limitations of AI, eagles dropping surprises, and judges dressing up as Elvis.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really do
Ep. 262 - Turkey and Dreams
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Thanksgiving Day plans, alternative ways to get your dream job, and the bears keep winning. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really
Bonus EP - I was meant to Cook
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about turkey flavored Oreo's, butter and mayo joining forces and finding your passion during sick leave. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun per
Ep. 261 - Alienation of Affection
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about forgotten divorce laws in North Carolina, SNAP benefits under attack, and the Neptunes on Politics. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus i
Bonus EP - In the name of STEM
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Amazon lawsuit settlement, meaningless pickle breaking record is broken, and the best exercise you can get during sex.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive cont
Ep. 260 - Scam Responsibly
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about stadium naming rights, cloning pets, and how to scam on dating sites. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
After These Messages (drum roll) We'll Be Right Back
PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!patreon.com/WarReportPodMany Thanks to our Patreon Troops & Correspon
Ep. 259 - You Don't Mess with the Zohran
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the election results!PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!patreon.com/WarReportPod
Bonus EP - Back Breath
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about scientist discovering we can breathe through our backside, mosquitos arriving in Iceland and a novel approach to finding a marraige partner.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll ha
Ep. 258 - New Orleans Forever
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about gambling rings, the return of Verzuz, and the hate from the internet connection.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Bear on the old Block
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about how many gummies are too many gummies and wild bears visisting their friends. PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does h
Ep. 257 - Headliners
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Monica & Brandy's tour, the obligations of a headliner, and they debate over how many songs you need to be a headliner. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive c
Bonus EP - Cats Roll Deep
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about thongs that come with pubes, the longest name ever and what it's like to live on an island with the biggest cat population.PATREON LAUNCH! For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclu
Ep. 256 - Fuel for the Low
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the end of MTV, ugly Nike dress shoes, and how to steal 10,000 gallons of fuel. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Bonus EP - Use your Sick Day
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about LED lights confusing the birds, getting arrested for borrowing a motorized cart from Publix, and why it's no longer respected when you come to work sick.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll ha
Ep. 255 - Courtroom Picasso
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about completing 5 years of podding, buying $500k in stolen sneakers, and how the most talented paintings are done in a courtroom. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive cont
Bonus EP - Street Squirrels
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a mom winning a Mortal Kombat tournament a week after giving birth, 3-D printed bones and squirrels attacking people in San Franciso.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some
Ep. 254 - Mayor Mixxy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mayor Eric Adams dropping out of the New York City mayoral race, his overall messiness, and AI actors coming for our gigs.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content
Bonus EP - What Did I Eat
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Tony Hawk's 900 skateboard being sold, and Trump vs Tylenol. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it really does help!
Ep. 253 - For Jimmy
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about the return of Jimmy Kimmel, Trump's pop up statue at The National Mall, and the end of the rat Czar. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, p
Bonus EP - Lime Fyre
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Limewire buying Fyre Festival, lost hats at Yellowstone, and the end of Publishers Clearing House. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, p
Ep. 252 - Smooth Skipping
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about a man getting beat up by a bear, a teenage snail doing teen things, and a rock skipping scandal.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusive content and fun perks, plus it re
Bonus EP - The Real Zuckerberg
In today's bonus episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Mark Zuckerberg suing Mark Zuckerberg, legless doctor going to jail for fraud, and Shalewa's unintentional catch phrases. PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some exclusi
Ep. 251 - Sesame for the Streets
In today's episode, Gastor and Shalewa talk about Lil Jon placing in a bodybuilding contest, a man who identified as a dog during an arrest and Sesame Street dropping episodes on Youtube.PATREON LAUNCH!For all those that have asked how they can help support the pod - it's finally here! Thanks again to all the Troops and Correspondents who rock with us. Check it out - we'll have some ex
