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Bring Me The Axe! Horror Podcast

Bring Me The Axe! Horror Podcast

Bryan and David White 201 Episodes Oct 12, 2026

Bring Me the Axe is a comedy podcast that revisits the horror movies of the 1970s and 1980s, the era when video stores ruled the night. Every other week, brothers Bryan and Dave White, sometimes joined by a guest, dig into the classic scary films they loved as kids. They mix nostalgia and humor while asking whether these old favorites still hold up today or deserve to fade into obscurity.

Episodes

118: Prince of Darkness
118: Prince of Darkness Oct 12, 2026 01:56:58 Our October marathon of John Carpenter continues as we find John returning to the world of independent film and total creative control. Perhaps John smoked a little too much weed and flew too close to the sun with this one. For all it's theoretical physics and spiritual nonsense it's still a fun little movie. Prince of Darkness finds a Catholic priest discovering a hidden order of priests protecti
117: The Thing w/guest Halle Kiefer
117: The Thing w/guest Halle Kiefer Oct 5, 2026 02:05:10 This week Halle Kiefer of the fantastic horror podcast, Ruined, joins us for a three-peat as we kick off our Halloween 2026 series, a month-log exploration of the films of John Carpenter. We're starting strong with John's critically maligned The Thing, a movie that reviewed so badly that he lost an entire contract with Universal. Thankfully, in the fullness of time viewers have come back around an
99CR 68: Muerte En La Playa (Death on the Beach)
99CR 68: Muerte En La Playa (Death on the Beach) Sep 28, 2026 01:29:11 This week we're wrapping up our round-up of Latin American movies with maybe the deepest cut we've done yet. We're watching Muerte En La Playa from director Enrique Gomez Vadillo. In this movie we find young David returning home from school on break following the temporary closing of the school after the murder of one of the professors. David's mom, hyper-glam Sonia Infante, and her boyfriend make
116: At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul w/guest Aileen Clark
116: At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul w/guest Aileen Clark Sep 21, 2026 02:27:21 This week we're joined by our good friend and Laughing in the Dark co-host, Aileen Clark to talk about Brazil and Coffin Joe as we look at Brazil's first-ever horror movie, At Midnight I'll Take Your Soul.  In this movie Coffin Joe is the local undertaker, a nightmare man in black with a top hat and cape to match. He's also an atheist who is on the hunt for the perfect woman who will bear him a so
99CR 67: El Topo
99CR 67: El Topo Sep 14, 2026 02:34:47 We're getting real weird with it this week with a look at the life and work of a very troubling director: Alejandro Jodorowsky. Few directors are as storied and mythical as he is. El Topo finds a mysterious black-clad gunfighter stumbling through the desert on his search for four master gunfighters and a path to spiritual enlightenment. In theory, defeating each master will bring him closer to God
115: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)
115: Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978) Sep 7, 2026 01:53:33 This week we look at Phillip Kaufman's remake of Don Siegel's unimpeachable specimen of McCarthy era paranoia, Invasion of the Body Snatchers. In this movie Elizabeth, an employee of the city health office becomes convinced that her boyfriend has been switched with someone else. All over the city of San Francisco people are waking up to find that loved ones have somehow changed. They express no em
99CR 66: The Cars That Ate Paris
99CR 66: The Cars That Ate Paris Aug 31, 2026 02:05:52 Come with us to a land down under this week as we head back to Australia for a look at Peter Weir's first feature film, The Cars That Ate Paris. Paris is a small town with a terrible secret. Cars roll off the road at an alarming rate. The drivers are often killed in the crashes or rendered brain damaged. What's going on there? Poor mild-mannered Arthur finds out the hard way when his brother crash
114: Fatal Frames
114: Fatal Frames Aug 24, 2026 01:43:56 This week we reach the terminal point for giallo in Italy. This is it, the bottom of the barrel, the definitive end, a bloated vanity project by director Al Festa to showcase his wife, Stefania Stella who ostensibly plays herself in this murder mystery in the style of old gialli. In Fatal Frames we find music video director Alex Ritt, haunted by the recent murder of his wife, drawn to Rome to dire
99CR 65: The Poseidon Adventure
99CR 65: The Poseidon Adventure Aug 17, 2026 02:05:21 This week we're diving in (get it?) to one of the most successful and well-known of the disaster epics of the 1970s, Irwin Allen's first disaster feature: the Poseidon Adventure. Taking place on New Year's Eve, an old cruise ship is on its last voyage to port in Athens when a sudden rogue wave hits the ship and capsizes it, sending most of the passengers and crew to their deaths. A ballroom full o
113: Piranha
113: Piranha Aug 10, 2026 01:45:26 This week we're back in Roger Corman territory with an early Joe Dante feature for New World Pictures, Piranha from 1978. When a pair of teenage hikers go missing in the Texas wilds, a bounty hunter will have to team up with a reclusive alcoholic weirdo to find them. Their search takes them to a secret research facility where they accidentally release a large number of genetically modified piranha
BONUS: Laughing in the Dark
BONUS: Laughing in the Dark Aug 4, 2026 46:10 If you're not listening to our sister podcast, Laughing in the Dark, an Are You Afraid of the Dark rewatch podcast here's your chance to check it out with Season 3, Episode 4: The Tale of the Dollmaker. This week it's Aileen's turn to tell the 9:30 Society all about the fifth episode of the third season of Are You Afraid of the Dark: The Tale of the Dollmaker. This episode hits us with some AYAOTD
99CR 64: New Barbarians
99CR 64: New Barbarians Aug 3, 2026 01:28:52 This very podcast was predicated upon one of our favorite movies from one of our favorite directors, 1990: Bronx Warriors from director Enzo G. Castellari. The following year we covered its sequel, Escape From The Bronx but there's a secret sequel and we felt incomplete leaving it out. Until now! The New Barbarians is a sequel in the loosest possible sense. It takes place in 2019 and steals libera

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