NYMPHOWARS
NYMPHOWARS is a comedy and conversation podcast hosted by Theda Hammel and Macy Rodman, two trans performers and writers based in New York. The show is loose, explicit and irreverent, with the hosts trading jokes, personal stories and observations about sex, identity, culture and everyday life. Episodes are largely unscripted and lean on the chemistry and humor between the two hosts. It is distributed independently and has been running since 2018.
Episodes
FORMER GLORY EPISODE 2...BOOT CAMP
The gals are whipped into stage-ready shape by a handful of showbiz veterans, recruited by absentee director Caitlyn Jenner, with Jolly Rodger stage managing. The only problem? Resisting the sweet flavors of Spanish Vermut. Will they hit bottom? Or will they learn to cope. Meanwhile, Jeffree Star approaches by air...
FORMER GLORY EPISODE 1...AN IMPOSSIBLE MISSION
Theda is in personal crisis in New York when an unbelievable opportunity comes crashing through her window. Macy is having a wonderful time in Spain and can't wait to reconnect with her dear friend. Can the two come together to regain their Former Glory???
KNFW...The Power Of Orange Cock
Theda brings up the power of orange cock and how it is something that she's always talking about. Macy agrees and sings a bit to the tune of a Tori Amos song. The gals go through a lot before the summer vacation. We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx
KNFW...Court Jesters
Some interesting new musical acts emerge and the gals are loving it! A Gen Z edutainment star tells some lies, and Ellen is up to her old tricks...We're on break after July 10th but we'll be on patreon every week still! patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx
KNFW...Pod Classics
The gals do some of the usual schtick before they are interrupted by a crazed fan! Can they meet the fan's demands or are they doomed?
KNFW...Fudgie Wudgie Had A Tail
Summer has arrived at the KNFW studio in Philadelphia and the gals are PARCHED!!! A lemonade man is not what he seems, an ad for an ancient phenomena comes through, and some beloved East Coast characters stop by...but will they leave?
KNFW...Legend Has It
This week the gals are in for a rude awakening when Ellen pulls the plug on their show to make room for some new radio hosts! They're hot, they're sexy, and they know a LOT about the love lives of celebs. Can they get their slot back? Only Ellen can answer that!
KNFW...See Ya Later, Alligator
Macy and Theda are stricken with Met Gala fever and need to find a way to afford couture QUICKLY! Theda is visited by a new dentist with an unusual methodology, and Macy is visited by the queen of fashion herself!
AMUSE DOUCHE...Fresh Cannes!
For today's Amuse Douche, Macy calls in live from the red carpet at the 76th annual Cannes International Film Festival.
KNFW...Fresh Can...
Down the hall from KNFW, a very hangry (hungry + angry!) Terry Gross is trying to get her employees and guests to help her. You see at the very top of her bookshelf is a can of soup she's been wanting to eat for years, but she is just too short to reach it. Will her Gen Z assistant help, or will she be too woke to do her job? What about any of the notables stopping by her office on their way to He
KNFW...Live From Los Angeles...
The gals did a live show at The Elysian Theater in Los Angeles! Theda is over the movies and goes all in on music with her new agent, Kelly Osbourne. Macy takes a walk while a series of musicians come through the storied halls of the Elysian and hear Theda's pitch on a new song. Will she hit it big?
KNFW...A Mound Going In, A Mound Coming Out
This episode, the gals try to cure Macy's migraine by snorting some 'Tec, but they may have gotten a bit carried away. Mounds is a sponsor, and Theda fields a call from a rock legend.
KNFW...Ellen Lies Bleeding
The gals ricochet back and forth between topics on this jam packed episode! Macy goes country, Theda goes wild for a new pharmaceutical, and Ellen goes full juicehead, but it's all in a day's work at KNFW!
KNFW...Storyteller's Convention Part Deux
After Macy is detained by the nefarious private police force employed by the storyteller's convention, her only way out is to tell one HELL of a story! Meanwhile, Theda searches high and low for her friend and along the way finds a budding romance and a room of one's own. How will this gripping two parter end?! Only judge Ginger knows the answer!
KNFW...Storyteller's Convention
This week the gals dive deep into the ancient art of storytelling with the help of some fabulous luminaries from the arts and sciences at the "Storyteller's Convention"...conviently located in the D wing of the building!
KNFW...Mucussy Membrane
The gals are joined in the studio by an older woman named Gertrude who tells them her life story and teaches the listener a thing or two about sexuality through the decades.
KNFW...Nut Hunters
Macy and Theda are served with a cease and desist from a very prominent member of young Hollywood. They must look back at their actions and take accountability for what they've been deriving pleasure and healing from.
KNFW...Live From New York...It's Josh Brolin!
Theda is shocked to discover Josh Brolin has stolen her original IP and used it as the premise for a sketch on a network television comedy show! Sponsors include a Gen Z run candle company and a new product from Doctor Bowel.
KNFW...All Of Them Gays
The gals talk Theda's moody new passion project, a film where all of them are gays! But she needs a star...could there be one in the building? Possibly...if only his GIRLFRIEND doesn't get in the way! Let's go!
KNFW...A Stitch In Tyne Steves Nina (AUDIO FIXED)
This week, the gals get an offer they can't refuse. They must use their language skills to come up with Hulu's hottest new property, but will the suits appreciate their efforts?
KNFW...Case Of The Ex
Macy comes in with yet another boyfriend related personality overhaul, but Theda has had enough. To break Macy's destructive cycle of codependent relationships, Theda must scrub through the archive to show her friend the error of her ways.
KNFW...This Is Me...Now!
Theda gets visited by international pop sensation, Jennifer Lopez, while Macy is doing chores in the next room. Will Macy believe Theda even though the diva continuously eludes her? Find out!
KNFW...Presented by KY Brown Lube
The gals talk musical theater, read some very sensual ads, and get a surprise visit by an unknown in the music industry who claims to have the rights to a huge IP!
Amuse Douche : Sundance Edition : All Dogs Go To Lucky Number Slevin
Theda calls in from Park City and talks all the big movies that are ROCKING the slopes
KNFW...The National Association To Say "F*** You, Charles Darwin!"
The gals talk about Macy's trip the to Galapagos, get into the musical genius of ABBA, and speak to one of the strange, charming offspring of a "great" scientist
KNFW...Macy Got Carol'd
Macy had the strangest experience with a woman named Jennifer...A whirlwind weekend, reminiscent of that movie Carol...New Norman gets COVID. Ellen has a crisis of conscience. And a special call from an old friend.
KNFW...Måneskin on Måneskin
Are you ready to ROCK?!?!? The gals get some good calls when they suddenly get intercepted by Eurovision rockers Måneskin and learn a heartwarming lesson in the process
KNFW...Dr. Jack
This week, Macy talks about her new musical venture ideas and Theda gives some constructive feedback. Sponsored by Carnival Cruise and Moleskine Journals.
KNFW...Actors On Actors
This week the pirates take a break from "KNFW in the Morning" to watch their favorite content of the year...Variety's "Actors on Actors"!
KNFW...Swiss Cheese Encryption
It's a waiting game for our gals this week as Theda expects Erwin's call for their E-wedding. Meanwhile, Macy tries to pass the time with some ads and calls to...the past???
KNFW...I Don't See Women, Just Stacks of Canvasses
The time has come for Theda to get MARRIED!!!! Macy brings in a big time Hollywood makeup artist for the special day but will technical problems throw a wrench into the proceedings? Tune in to find out!
"Sue" Chef
Somewhere between Amuse Douche and KNFW comes this episode where Lisa Lampinelli stops by and gives us some of the old school insult/c*m sl*t comedy for which she became famous and has since given up. Subscribe to Apple TV+!!!
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #5 Dual Lipa Presents Ventriloquist
The gals chat about jail calls, Adele, and Twitter expression on this slightly longer Douche
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #4: Cousin Stacy Taught My Class
Another Amuse Douche in the wall! We'll be back with full episodes November 15th and until then we're on Patreon every Saturday
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #3: To Hell With Tap To Pay! (I'm Giving Blood Away!)
The gals talk tap to pay, Lydia Tar, and Spooktacular Frightober in this minisode coming at you a day late and a dollar(?) short!
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #2 10/16/23
Another Amuse Douche during our absence from the main show.
Amuse Douche Vol. 2 #1 : Toilet Coke
Episode 1 of the current Volume of Amuse Douches! A fun little wharp speed chat about movies, parties, and how badly we could use a newspaper for our snotty little noses! Love ya! Come to C'mon Everybody 10/13/23 at 7:00 or 9:00
Our Little Announcement
Hey Y'all! We're taking a short break from October 4th (today) to November 15th (6 weeks from today). We know that's a bummer, but Macy is finishing her record and Theda is finishing her movie and the last thing we want to do is to produce sub par episodes for you guys. We will continue to post weekly "Club Ellen" episodes on Patreon, and we'll do weekly "Amuse Douche" check ins on the main feed,
KNFW...Philly Folsom
This week, the ladies are bummed they have to miss the sexy festivities at the Folsom Street Fair in San Francisco, so they turn to the phones to get the scoop! Also the autumn rains are hitting the studio hard, so WHYY is trying its hardest to fundraise (without the help of Terry!)
KNFW...What's Eating Leo DiCaprio?
In this ep, the gals get some high profile sponsors from arts and crafts to pop and punk! Macy tells a wild story of a sexual escapade, and Theda is dubious about an in studio guest
KNFW...How I Met Not Your Father
The terrifying diety/little kid Norman has found a creative way to get around SAG AFTRA and WGA strikes with a new NBC program. Meanwhile the girls get ready for fashion week.
KNFW...The Private Tumblr Journal of the Antichrist
Talkin' bout TILLING your soil and TELLING your story! This week the gals chat about their new hobbies for a bit, then Ellen joins them in the studio to talk about her latest comedy special and her special new spirituality
KNFW...Al's Booze Bus
This week, cash rules everything around our gals and they have ad reads up the wazoo! Macy gets creative from a Red Bull high, Theda likes drink over smoke, and Oscar Isaac just wants a little smooch.
KNFW...A Mongolian Lamb Collar On An Elegant Older Woman
This week the gals talk body hair, some fabulous phone plan perks, and talk to heart head Karol G (not THAT one) about her devotion to Normanism and vampirically sucking the life out of young men
KNFW...The New Norman
This week the gals talk home intruders, big pharma, and the state of the world with a special guest appearance by a wholesome 12 year old kid named Norman who may or may not know the future of humanity. Long live the New Norman!
KNFW...Before The Flapper With Caitlyn Jenner
The pirate feed catches our old pal Caitlyn on Terry Gross talking witch economies and getting groped by Louie CK. Then it's Caitlyn's turn to put down the miniature helicopters and pick up the headphones as she takes over the decks of the legendary KNFW studio. Hold onto your trucker hats! KNFW is back!
KNFW...After Hours...Ohr My God Sohr Much
We're still clockin in AFTER HOURS on the main feed for a few more weeks, and on this edition we talk Emrata & Troye, melancholy cock on Fire Island, and sucking out the truths of the universe. KEEP ON STROKIN THAT ****!!!!
KNFW...After Hours...Baby I Swear It's Déjà Vu
Another After Hours Ep where we answer your calls to the best of our abilities. Today, Macy swears she's got psychic abilities when it comes to HBO Max (Just Max now), and Theda hints that her next project may involve LGBT hero Jake Cruise! Anything goes, baby...
KNFW...After Hours...Nobody's Checking On Glints
Well hello, we've hacked our own pirate feed to bring you something in between our terrestrial radio program and our air cloud internet patreon show! This is just us kicking it in the studio after hours, practicing the art of conversation, talkin Beyonce, Mission Impossible, and being a glint in an eye!
Full Length Patreon Episode: Ellen Project Hotline #13.2 aka 14
Well, the pirate bootlegger failed us this week and couldn't get ahold of the feed so Reba stepped in and uploaded a full length Patreon episode! Please enjoy and we will be back next week with a brand new KNFW!
KNFW...Elbow Deep In The Heart Shaped Box
The gals talk death of the planet as told through a TikTok, hot new NYC restaurants, and even HOTTER NYC skater bros. Plus they snagged an exclusive chat with the queen of pop Madonna Louise herself.
KNFW...All Tec'd Up at the Meat Rack
The girls have boarded a shuttle helicopter with a duffel full of Nurtec and are off to help their friend Terri Gross — who's disappeared to the Fire Island Pines during peak Pride! One problem...a young artist is doing performance art on the helipad. Will shuttle pilot Jamie Kennedy (not that one) stick the landing? And if not...what fate lies in store for our two gals, outside of the studio toge
KNFW...Pobody's Nurtec
Macy exhibits some strange and disturbing new behaviors while Theda gets to the bottom of a hot new drug scandal. Also in the hour: pop songs are back, Terry's gone wild, and we don't really listen to the show, but we hear it's great! KNFW starts NOW!
KNFW...Plenty O Fish
The gals talk kink at pride and why "hammering" is all the rage before Theda gets a call from her mysterious new beau
KNFW...Give Him The Spear
Happy Pride!!! Target faces backlash, Fire Island is flourishing, and Terry's in one of her moods...take cover!
KNFW...Ageism(nt) An Issue For Generation Z
The gals try some new inventions from some iconic sponsors and Madonna Louise calls in to clock us on our Padams!
KNFW...The Library of BBL
Macy recounters her strange trip to Sri Lanka with Mr. Beast, and then the gals explore a strange library Theda discovered underneath the studio, staffed by mysterious hooded strangers. One by one, they pull down the classics of world literature only to discover the book's contents have been replaced by a mysterious phrase..."Dua Lipa..." What could it mean? And how can they escape before it's too
KNFW...Sexy Beast
Mr. Beast and Bacardi 151 present the Lamborghini and Ocular Surgery contest with WHYY Philadelphia! A classic radio contest with some colorful contestants and some wonderful prizes!
KNFW...A Vision Of Hell
Lot's of big news today! Bud Light has finally switched over to wine bottles, Tim Gunn and Heidi Klum become sponsors, and we hear from Stefanie; a troubled young woman who just wants to be loved.
KNFW...A Balm In The Palm
Budweiser and the ACLU might be suing the girls, but that doesn't mean it's not still a sorta fairytale with them! Macy gets too drunk, Theda tries to help, and an old friend pops out of the woodwork.
KNFW...Opening Up The Conversation
If there's one thing we need to do in this crazy, mixed up world today, it's TALK! The truck lovin' gals know that all too well...Jeffree Star stops by, Anheuser Busch sponsors, and Macy tells a chilling story describing how she spent the pandemic.
KNFW...Sh*tting Up
Theda comes back from her whirlwind romance with Sharon Stone to join Macy at the old KNFW studio. Macy has made a mess of things, but the girls clean the place up together and get back into the groove.
KNFW...A Rendezvous with Bunny
Theda sips champagne with her vermillion cusp the actress Sharon Stone on a balcony in Paris, while Macy struggles to find the patience to address her callers alone back in the KNFW studio. Fortunately Sharon has a radio extender tower on hand, and Theda is able to call into Macy and get some much needed advice on lesbian lovemaking. Meanwhile Sharon's trans kid Bunny needs some advice of her own,
KNFW...The Vermilion Cusp
Macy reveals a hidden talent...the ability to read the charts of the Zodiac. Theda asks a personal question. The Zodiac does not lie: she will either be granted her dearest wish, or she will die. There can be no way of knowing which outcome will triumph. Fortunately her Saturn is in return -- as a lowlife janitor reveals his deep secret, and pays the price.
Full Length Patreon Episode: KNFW After Hours...Madonna's Last Supper
The road is an unforgiving mistress and the gals had to sit this week out due to unforseen circumstances. But here is a full length episode from their Patreon offerings!
KNFW...Good Boy
Macy is dodging paparazzi because of her celebrity new beau and the gals have to navigate the complicated world of sexual politics.
KNFW...Siphoning Cash With Grandma
Magic Mike's Last Dance disappoints Theda but thrills Macy, Barnes & Noble has a unique new business strategy and Macy's grandma has a stern message from beyond the grave.
KNFW...Becky Has Two Toilets
In this broadcast, the two gals lament on the state of the world right now for a "certain kind of family", and Macy might be cursed by a neighbor.
KNFW...Milk Cheek
Oh, the horror! First the ladies talk filmmaking, then leering at the gym, then a quick detour into regional surgeries before a guest of unspeakable terror pops by. Patreon: https://patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx
KNFW...Sucking The Winner's Way
The gals find out how to rise to the top and fall to the bottom with the enigmatic, ephemeral "presence" of author and motivational speaker Leil Lowndes. Dr. Buccal calls in to shed some light on his controversial new surgery, and a "Friends" reboot may be in the offing!
KNFW...Double Massage
After a brief and topical discussion of the 2023 Grammy Awards, Macy arranges to have an enigmatic male masseur named Rudolfo come over and give them both a massage at the same time. Hijinks ensue.
KNFW...Mrs. & Mrs. Smith
All MOVIES, all the time! The gals are talkin' Hollywood pitch machine today, churning out brilliant ideas on their own and listening to callers to hear what the people wanna see. One thing's for sure, Andrea Riseborough is a comic to watch!
KNFW...Green Lights
The gals conjure a "Magic" film star via a combination of tantric chanting and liquid alchemy. The star appears to be "Dazed and Confused" but nothing is as it appears in this "Interstellar" journey. Check out Patreon.com/Nymphowarsxxx for bonus episodes and macyrodman.bigcartel.com for merch!
KNFW...Big Joe's Bakery
Theda can't get Macy to tell the truth about her new beau (or her new accent) and suspects she's joined a sex cult. A trucker calls in with big time tea about the nasty old jokester, James Franco. Robert Pattinson smells like crayons. All talk, all the time! And check out our new Patreon series "KNFW After Hours..." at Patreon.com/nymphowarsxxx
KNFW...Meet The Pirates
To the best of my knowledge, the gals discussed Bebe Rexha, and bestiality with lions, leopards, and whales. I'm so sorry but a lot of the transmission was cut off because I'm in a radio dead zone gosh darnit and I've only heard second hand from other friends that there was a great discussion about spindrift sodas, sadly lost to time forever.
KNFW...The Power of Sia
The pop sensation Sia Furler crashes the studio to share some of her gift for song with us on the topics of the day.
KNFW...God?
On this very special episode, Macy and Theda invite two guest representatives from the Catholic church to discuss what God means to them. Macy gets some dating advice for the New Year, and the gals discuss what's to come this season on Paramount Plus! Sponsored by Pirates...
KNFW...Getting in on the Ground Floor with Damien Hirst
The ladies touch briefly on holiday cheer but keep that to a minimum to make room for beauty and bloodshed. Macy wins the lottery, Theda gives an impassioned speech about piracy, and Barbie simply has no organs.
KNFW...RPX
Macy gets married live on air to Bill's coiled up penis.
KNFW...Devil's Bane
Why is life fun? It's fun because you hang out with your friends, you talk about this and that. Don't even worry what you're doing in life, just relax and enjoy the art of LIFE...With KNFW, in the morning. Ann Dowd is annoying us again. What else is there to say.
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