Girls Unscripted
Girls Unscripted is a reality TV podcast hosted by Carolyn Murdock and Kate Riccio, who record from a futon in Los Angeles. They share hot takes, theories, and updates across shows ranging from The Valley to Bachelor in Paradise. The podcast also includes a complete Vanderpump Rules rewatch, starting from the beginning of the series. It is casual, opinionated, and aimed at listeners who love unscripted television.
Episodes
Bachelor in Paradise S10 Finale: The Lover's Dilemma
This week Carolyn and Grace cover the Bachelor in Paradise S10 finale aka, "The one where they pick money or love, but like, duh, they pick love."
Bachelor in Paradise S10E9: Wholesome Backstabbing
This week Carolyn and Grace cover Bachelor in Paradise S10E9, aka, “The one with the literally shitty camping test and even more literally creepy fruit mannequins."4:00 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts
Bachelor in Paradise S10E8 Recap: A Peculiar Parliament
Carolyn and Grace recap Bachelor in Paradise S10E8, aka "The One where Sean self implodes with the parliament thing.
Bachelor in Paradise S10E7 Recap: “Circle of BUSTed”
Carolyn and Grace recap Bachelor in Paradise’s S10E7, aka “The one where Jeremy FINALLY gets caught and it apparently doesn’t matter!”3:00 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap
Bachelor in Paradise S10E5&6 Recaps: “If You Don’t Know, Bet Low”
Carolyn and Grace cover Bachelor in Paradise season 10, episodes 5 & 6, aka the “weird one with the birds” and the “weirder one where it becomes Bachelor Pad, ‘BUT BIGGER’” 2:40 - Bachelor in Paradise Episode 5 Recap Starts 20:00 Bachelor in Paradise Episode 6 Recap Starts
The Valley S2 Finale Recap: ReZENment
This week, Kate and Carolyn recap The Valley’s season two finale, “There’s No Zen in Resentment.” Follow along as they cover progress in Michelle and Jesse’s relationship, Kristen’s infertility issues, and the least relaxing Zen party that Buddha would NOT like to claim…10:09 - Valley Recap Begins
Bachelor in Paradise S10E4 Recap: “Left for Deaded”
This week, Carolyn and Grace cover Bachelor in Paradise season 10, episode 4, aka the “deaded it” and “omg a Golden gave a rose to a Young” episode. 6:00 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts
Bachelor in Paradise S10 E2-3 Recap: Here Come the Goldens!
Description: Carolyn and Grace break down Bachelor in Paradise Season 10, episodes 2 & 3 — a double-dose of drama courtesy of ABC. We’re talking love triangles, secret kissing gazebos, and a suspiciously energetic bathtub situation. And just when things couldn’t get wilder, in stroll the flirty retirees. Yep, the Golden Bachelor squad has landed, and these silver foxes are ready to mingle… and
The Valley S2 E14 Recap: How Far Is Tattoo Far?
This week Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley season 2, episode 14: “Making Up is Hard.” The cast deals with the fallout from Maui. Nia sees a surgeon for a mommy makeover. Kristen and Luke discuss fertility issues. Jax and Brittany fight about alimony. 20:40 - Valley S2 Episode 14 Recap Starts
The Valley S2 E13 Recap: Aloha-ha-haters!
Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley’s season 2, episode 13: “The Cruise from Hell.” While it was the engagement from heaven, the cruise afterward indeed stemmed from the depths of Hades - filled with seasickness, moose-knuckles, and a yelling showdown lasting an impressive day-to-night scene switch. 10:00 - The Valley Recap Starts
Bachelor in Paradise S10E1: Welcome to Costa Rica!
Carolyn starts a new season of Bachelor in Paradise with unscripted producer and Bachelor connoisseur, Grace Douglas. Follow along as they introduce the new contestants, breakdown the latest love triangles, and passionately fight about vanilla. 12:30 - Bachelor In Paradise Recap Starts
The Valley S2 E12 Recap: Catch Of A Lifetime
This week, Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley’s season 2, episode 12: “Will You Maui Me?” Gabbers - Kristen is engaged! Meanwhile, Janet is enraged! And let’s not forget about Zack, as this proposal added about ten years to his age. 17:32 - The Valley Recap Starts
The Valley S2 E11 Recap: Give Me 2 Margaritas…
This week Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2 episode 11: “El Coyote Ugly.” Brittany sees Jax for the first time after rehab, Janet sees red after margaritas, and the men see Jesse’s life coach, where Danny sees he’s fucked. 12:37 - Valley Season 2 Episode 11 Recap
The Valley S2E10 Recap: (Un)Welcome Home!
This week Carolyn and Kate cover The Valley’s season 2, episode 10: “You’ve Been Served.” Jax comes home from rehab, and everyone is so excited to see him and the progress he has made… JK ROFLCOPTER!16:50 - The Valley S2 E10 Recap Starts
The Valley S2E9 Recap: Filing and Smiling!
This week Kate and Carolyn cover The Valley season 2 episode 9: “When One Door Forecloses.” Britt’s Bar is open! Her marriage is closed! Jax’s clothes are out! Danny Darko says hi, and Nia says bye! All this, plus a national fast food shortage and one more J name introduction. Listen in! 11:00 - Valley Recap Starts
The Valley S2 E8 Recap: Karen Energy
This week Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2, episode 8, “The Biggest Snake in the Grass”. It’s a week of the J’s as Janet, Jason, and Jasmine jam-pack this juicy episode with not jolly screaming matches on otherwise jubilant beaches. In other news, Jax still sucks.0:41 - Reality TV week review. 16:28 - The Valley Recap Starts
The Valley S2 E7 Recap: The Curious Case of Jason’s Missing Wedding Ring
This week Kate and Carolyn recap The Valley’s season 2 episode 7: “Ring Around the Rumor.” Jason decides it’s time for a heart-to-heart with Danny about his drinking—because nothing says group bonding like a public intervention. Meanwhile, Kristen drops a gossip grenade about Jason and Janet just in time for Brittany’s (super cute) shark party.
The Valley S2 E6 Recap: Dark Side Danny
First, Kate and Carolyn share their thoughts on season 2 of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives. Then, they recap The Valley season 2, episode 6: “Behind Closed Pantry Doors”. What happens in the pantry, stays in the pantry… said no one, ever! Follow along as Nia feels betrayed, Kyle Chan enters the chat, and Danny defends his relationship with alcohol. 0:38 Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Commentary20:
Vanderpump Rules S2 E14 Recap: Kristen Confesses
Carolyn and Kate recap the Vanderpump Rules season 2 finale: “I Lied.” Scheana's engagement party devolves into chaos when Kristen finally admits she slept with Jax.07:15 Vanderpump Rules recap starts.
The Valley S2 E5 Recap: Whiny Winery
Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley’s season 2, episode 5: “Grapes of Wrath.” The trip to Santa Barbara continues, as does the nuclear fallout between Jesse and Michelle. Meanwhile, Danny and Nia receive Oscar nominations for “Best Couple on Earth,” with cameo appearances from pantry tequila and drunken dinner naps. 15:42 - The Valley S2E5 Recap
Vanderpump Rules S2 E13 Recap: Backhanded Boyfriend Banger
Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules Season 2, Episode 13: “B***h Slap.” You probably remember where you were this day, as surely you heard the slap that reverberated around the world. Follow along as Kate, Carolyn, the entire SUR staff, and all the Beso restaurant patrons plus their staff, witness the public execution of Kristen Doute’s social life, as Stassi and Jax confront her with the trut
Interview with Vanderpump Villa’s Hannah Fouch and Hagen Bach
Vanderpump Villa fans, this one's for you! In this special episode of Girl’s Unscripted, Kate and Carolyn sit down with Vanderpump Villa’s very own Hannah Fouch and Hagen Bach. They talk about castle hook-ups, their favorite guest groups, behind -the-scenes secrets, what’s next for their reality TV careers, and more! Listen in as they spill ALL the tea on Vanderpump Villa’s second season, airi
The Valley S2 E4 Recap: Rage Texts From Rehab
This week, Carolyn and Kate recap season 2 episode 4 of The Valley, “The Circle of Strife.” The group heads to the scenic hills of Santa Barbara where ovulation runs rampant, rage texts can still reach, and gratitude circles get cut short…
The Valley S2 E3 Recap: Dave and Busted!
Kate and Carolyn recap Season 2, Episode 3 of The Valley, “The Billionaire and the Boys’ Chat.” Continuing its tenure as the darkest show on Bravo, this week’s episode serves up casual fare like accusing the mother of your child of being a billionaire’s escort and blacked-out husbands groping women in public! But nothing is as dark as WHATEVER THE F is on that boys’ chat…06:19 - The Valley S2E3 Re
Vanderpump Rules S2 E12 Recap: Good as Golden Nugget
Kate and Carolyn recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 12: “Till Death Do Us Part.” Three years ago Tom and Ariana made out in a swimming pool at The Golden Nugget? Yes. That did happen. Scheana gets engaged? Yes. That did happen. Kristen releases rage on Ariana at SUR? You betcha. Totally happened. Tom and Kristen finally break up!? Oh, nvm. Somehow that still doesn’t happen…07:47 - VPR S2E12
The Valley S2 E2 Recap - Where Is Rock Bottom?
This week, Carolyn and Kate recap The Valley season 2, episode 2: “Checking In.” After Jax’s rage hits an all-time high, his friends and loved ones try to convince him he’s at an all-time low. Worried he will lose access to Cruz, he reluctantly storms out to rehab. Meanwhile, Jesse and Michelle are struggling to co-parent, with bombs dropping everywhere: Michelle allegedly cheated, while Jesse’s g
The Valley S2 Premiere: Let The Chaos Begin
Buckle up, Gabbers! Kate & Carolyn are as excited to dive into The Valley Season 2 premiere as Brittany is to put lube in her hair! Follow along as Jax spirals to rock bottom while Kristen’s redemption arc soars high! Meanwhile, Jesse threatens to take his kid to Orange County while Danny clings to the promise of Santa Clarita! And don’t forget about Janet, the boys’ chat, or terrariums! All t
Vanderpump Rules Season 2 Episode 11 Recap: Once A Cheater
This week Kate and Carolyn gab about Brittany Cartwright’s bar falling through, the Southern Charm Reunion Part 2, the Summer House love triangle, and the latest viral Survivor moment. Then the ladies recap season 2, episode 11 of Vanderpump Rules: “The Ultimatum.” Follow along as Stassi’s birthday trip to Cabo continues to be nothing short of a disaster. Jax confirms Ariana and Tom did hook up in
Vanderpump Rules S2 E10 Recap: Going Out With A Gang-Bang
Carolyn and Kate start off with some reality gab including Craig’s rumored new girlfriend, the frustrating Southern Charm reunion part one, Jesse Solomon’s Summer House “toe sucking” drama, and the dating potential between Jesse and Ciara Miller.Then, the girls recap Vanderpump Rules season 2, episode 10: “SUR of the Border.” The servers go on a group trip for Stassi’s 25th birthday, but don’t wor
Vanderpump Rules S2 E9 Recap: The Real Housewives of SUR
This week, Kate’s spritz b*tch journey continues! Then the girls catch up on this week’s reality gab: Garcelle’s surprising departure from The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Teresa Giudice and Luis Ruelas major financial woes, The Real Housewives of Miami’s Alexia and Todd Nepola’s filing for divorce, the new reality trailers for Bravo’s “Love Hotel” and Hulu’s “Got to Get Out,” Ally Lewber’s n
Vanderpump Rules S2 E8 Recap: Kristen Doute: The Original Traitor
In this week’s reality gab, The Valley trailer is OUT and Kate and Carolyn could not be more excited to talk about it. Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 8 of Vanderpump Rules, titled 'Sherlock Stassie.' Join them as the rumors about Kristen and Jax reach a boiling point—will FBI Agent Schroeder finally crack the case, or have the culprits managed to outsmart her once again? Don’t ask
Vanderpump Rules S2 E7 Recap: “My Own Boyfriend Is Sticking Up For The Wh*re In There!”
In this week’s Reality Gab, Kate starts The Real Housewives of New Jersey and has some things to say about it! Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 7 of Vanderpump Rules: “Addiction.” Who knew sex addiction was a thing? Not Jax! Who is ready for Scheana to give a lap dance to Peter at his 30th birthday? Not Katie! Who is shocked to hear the rumor that Kristen slept with Jax? Not NOT Kristen!
Vanderpump Rules S2 E6 Recap: Jax Is No Angel
In this week’s Reality Gab, Kate and Carolyn discuss the latest Jax Taylor reveal, get up-to-date on all the JT/Venita drama from Southern Charm, give their thoughts on Southern Hospitality (spoiler alert: we love it!) and discuss what we think happened after that crazy cliffhanger on The Traitors!Then the girls recap Season 2, Episode 6 of Vanderpump Rules: “Lisa’s Angels.” And these angels are s
Vanderpump Rules S2 E5 Recap: Health Scares and HR Violations
This Week’s Reality Gab: This week Kate and Carolyn catch up on the latest reality tea, including the surprising connection between this season’s White Lotus and Southern Charm, the latest Southern Charm Shep Rose drama with Sienna’s surprising side to the story, Summer House’s current season so far with hot takes on Jesse & Lexi, Ciara & West, and Lindsay & Carl, and the shocking rumo
Vanderpump Rules S2 E4 Recap: Smarter, Cooler, and Prettier Than You.
Carolyn and Kate talk through season 2, episode 4 of Vanderpump Rules: “Rumors.” Or as they like to call it: “Ariana’s Grand Entrance” or “The One Where Jax Reveals Who Everyone Else Has Slept With.” Follow along as Kristen’s biggest nightmare becomes a reality, Ariana’s braid claims main character energy, and Tom Sandoval flirts like a schoolboy with his new co-worker - the girl he’s cheating on
Vanderpump Rules S2 E3 Recap: Pierce The Arrowhead
Paige DeSorbo has moved on from Craig Conover, Bravo picked up cameras to film their breakup, and West Wilson comes after Girls Unscripted for suggesting his association with Brianna Chickenfry (only for him to then confirm it days later)! Kate and Carolyn spill some of the latest reality tea. Then they recap season 2, episode 3 of Vanderpump Rules: “Only the Lonely,” taking place in the scenic mo
Vanderpump Rules S2 E2 RECAP - Two Tattoo’s Don’t Make A Right
Paige Desorbo has broken her silence on her break up with Craig! West Wilson was spotted with Brianna Chickenfry! The new season of The Challenge All Stars Rivals has finally begun! Kate and Carolyn had no choice BUT to start off this episode gabbing about the latest reality tea!
Then they return to 2013 to recap season 2, episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules: “Branded.” Ever thought of tattooing your e
Vanderpump Rules S2 E1 Recap - You Can’t Handle The Tooth!
This week, listen as Carolyn and Kate take you back to the summer of 2013. Think: clunky jewelry, under-the-eye eyeliner, and Tom Sandoval cheating on Kristen with a bottle girl in Vegas. That’s right - welcome back to old Vanderpump Rules recaps, season two! Follow along this first episode as Scheana loses teeth, Kristen loses her mind, and Jax refuses to lose Stassi. But don’t feel too bad for S
Real Housewives of Salt Lake and New York Finale Breakdown! Also, Paige and Craig’s Breakup, Sandoval on The Traitors, Laura-Leigh tells all, and more…
After a month hiatus, the girls are BACK! And diving right into all the big reality tv news they missed! Like their take on the Paige and Craig break up, Laura-Leigh’s podcast tell all, and catching up on The Traitors. They also dissect both The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City and New York’s intense finales.
2024 Girls Unscripted Awards: Bravo’s Biggest Pot Stirrer, Most Ridiculous Story Line, Best Rookie, Most Toxic Couple, and more…
🏆 Welcome to the first annual Girls Unscripted Awards🏆It’s been a year of high body count hairs and low marriage success rates. Join Kate and Carolyn as they award reality stars claims to fame in some of the hottest reality categories, including: Who was the biggest pot stirrer this year? Best rookie? Least desirable lover? What was the best one-liner? Most drawn-out storyline? Favorite side chara
Southern Charm is back, Meredith Marks gets Bat Mitzvahed and RHONY has a party! Plus, Kate met Katie Maloney!
This week on Girls Unscripted, Kate talks about meeting the fabulous Katie Maloney at Something About Her. Then Kate and Carolyn cover the “oh-cane” season premiere of Southern Charm, the drag-tastic S15E10 of The Real Housewives of New York’s “Strictly Ballroom Affair,” and the Bat Mitzvah of the year in The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City’s S5E12, “Mazel, Meredith!”
VANDERPUMP RULES UPDATE! Plus, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives tea and RHONY/RHOSLC recaps!
This week on Girl’s Unscripted, Carolyn and Kate cover a LOT of exciting Vanderpump Rules news including the final announcement on the season 12 reboot, the closing of Schwartz and Sandys, Kristen Doute’s surprise pregnancy, and Pauly D and James Kennedy going on tour together. They also cover drama with Taylor Frankie Paul as she claps back at McKenna Gibbons breaking her silence. Then they get i
Weekly Reality Gab & Real Housewives Roundup: Big Vanderpump Rules News! Plus, RHOBH Premiere, RHOSLC & RHONY Recap, and more…
This week on Girls Unscripted, Kate and Carolyn discuss the shocking Southern Hospitality trailer, the surreal Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premiere, Jax’s spicy rebuttals to Brittany’s claims on The Hot Mic podcast, the latest Vanderpump Rules filming rumors, what Scheana has to say about Schwartz’s new girlfriend and the fallout between Lala and Jess. Then we get into The Real Housewives Rou
Weekly Reality Gab & Real Housewives Roundup: JT Quits Southern Charm, Teddi Cheating, Brittany Exposing Jax, RHONY Fake Pregnancy, RHOSLC Palm Springs Trip
This week Carolyn and Kate are breaking down all the latest reality TV news! JT mysteriously quitting Southern Charm, Brittany Cartwright going off on Jax while on Bravo’s Hot Mic Podcast, Rachel Leviss potentially returning to Vanderpump Rules, and Teddi Mellanchamp cheating on Edwin with her… horse trainer?! Then they get into their Real Housewives Roundup 🤠 giving their honest opinions on Real
Peter Madrigal Interview: How He Became Everyone At SUR’s Older Brother… And Ex-Boyfriend.
This week Kate and Carolyn have the privilege of talking to one of the longest-running castmates on Vanderpump Rules, the glue of SUR, the creator of Reality Network, the #sweatymess himself… Peter Madrigal!Join as Peter spills the tea! Did he actually leave Katie for Stassi? Who was the best kisser on VPR? Did he have an inkling about Scandoval? Why did Jax troll him on Twitter? All this and so m
Weekly Reality Gab: Southern Charm Season 10 Breakdown, RHONY E5 Recap, The Challenge, Lindsay Hubbard’s Baby Shower, and more…
Is Southern Charm’s Ms. Patricia in Kate’s DMs spilling the tea!? (Yes.) Is the new Southern Charm trailer here? (Yes.) Is Rebecca Minkoff boring? (Well, you decide.)
This week Carolyn and Kate dive into their weekly reality gab - covering the new Southern Charm trailer, Ms. Patricia sliding into Kate’s TikTok lives, Lindsay Hubbard’s very public baby shower, their disappointment in The Challeng
Weekly Reality Gab & Real Housewives Roundup - Vanderpump Rules Podcasts Going Rogue, Love Is Blind, Ubah vs. Brynn (RHONY E4 recap), Salt Lake City Mob Wives (RHOSLC E6 recap) and more…
This week, Carolyn and Kate dive deep into the Love is Blind finale, Brittany Cartwright’s read with medium Tyler Henry, the surprising update from Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen, Rachel’s publicist going extra-rogue, Tom Sandoval’s podcast with Victoria Lee Robinson, and other spooky ghost stories! 👻
THEN it’s time for The Real Housewives Roundup 🤠. This week we’re yelling “no, no, no,
Weekly Gab & Real Housewives Roundup - Vanderpump Rules Cast Updates, Love Is Blind Chaos, House Of Villains, Tamra’s Big Announcement, RHONY E3 & RHOSLC E5 Recap, and more…
This week, Kate and Carolyn cover their Weekly Reality Gab - including the continued chaos on Love is Blind, Katie Maloney’s surprising new boyfriend announcement, Rachel (aka Raquel) going more Rogue than ever, Wes’s hilarious start on House of Villains, Kate’s very own possible “appearance” on the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Carolyn’s light entry into shoplifting, and more!
THEN it’s time for
Weekly Gab & Real Housewives Roundup - ComicCon w/Peter Madrigal, Love Is(n’t) Blind, Brittany Cartwright’s New Man, Jen Shah Prison Update, Shannon Beador’s Saving Face, RHONY E2 & RHOSLC E4 Recap.
This week, Carolyn and Kate talk about their crazy experience at ComicCon hosting a panel with Peter Madrigal from Vanderpump Rules and VanderpumpRobs! Carolyn then goes on a safari with Peter to the wild land of SUR to watch stars in their natural habitat.
Then, they enter into their Weekly Reality Gab, touching on the mess that is Love is Blind, Jen Shah’s reduced prison sentence, and Brittany
Weekly Gab & Real Housewives Roundup - Meeting our Reality TV Heroes, Jax Loses Custody, Secret Lives of Mormon Wives Renewed, RHOSLC E3 & RHONY E1 Recap and more.
This week, Kate and Carolyn talk about meeting dozens of reality stars including Ariana Madix, Meredith Marks, Kristen Doute, Alexis Bellino, Reza Farahan, and more last week at Entertainment Weekly, PEOPLE Magazine, and DIRECTV’s Fall Reality TV Kickoff party!
Then, they enter into their Weekly Reality Gab, touching on the new season of The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and Jax’s custody snafu.
Bronwyn, Britani, and Besos - Real Housewives of Salt Lake City S5 E1 and E2 Recap + Taylor and Dakota Breakup Rumors
Coming in hot with proof, receipts, and timelines - this week Kate and Carolyn premiere their Real Housewives Roundup, starting with Salt Lake City! But don’t worry - they still do some Reality Gab up top, too!
This week, the girls talk about the break up speculations around Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota Mortensen. Then they jump into the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, recapping their thoug
Weekly Gab: More from the Mormon Wives, Diddy’s Arrest, The Valley Finale Leaks, Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and more…
This week Kate and Carolyn dive back into The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, the long-awaited arrest of Sean Diddy Combs, plot leaks from The Valley finale, Craig Conover’s betrayal to Loverboy, the New York Fashion Week mess with Micah from Love is Blind and Seb from Too Hot To Handle, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and more…
2:15 - Kate hit 100,00 followers on TikTok!!
12:12 - The Secre
Weekly Gab - Mormon Wives, The Valley Takes Hawaii, Jax Is Back, Vanderpump Rules Spinoff and more…
This week Kate and Carolyn address the rumors of cameras rolling at SUR (but for what?), Lala’s surprising baby name, who actually is (and is not) in Hawaii filming The Valley, Nikocado Avocado’s “social experiment”, and A LOT about The Secret Lives of Mormon wives. They also thank everyone for 1,000 SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE 🥳 Yay!
01:20 - 1,000 subscribers!
03:29 - Kate chased by drug lords
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Weekly Gab - Alexis Engaged, Tamra Lasered, Jax Diagnosed, Brittany Divorced, and more…
This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Brittany filing for divorce from Jax, their AWKWARD run-in with Brittany and Kristen on the supposed night of the filing, Jax’s official diagnosis, Tamra Judge’s extreme cosmetic procedures, and the surprise engagement of John Janssen to Alexis Bellino.
Weekly Gab: Real Housewives Roundup, Britt’s Bar & Other VPR News, The Challenge, Chimp Crazy, and more…
This week Carolyn and Kate cover the questionable decision to turn Jax’s bar into Britt’s, Shannon’s legal troubles on The Real Housewives of Orange County, a possible treaty on The Real Housewives of New Jersey, the cut-throat start to The Challenge: Battle of the Eras, the wild docu-series Crazy Chimp and its tie to The Traitors, and more!
02:28 - Chimp Crazy
06:40 - Britt's Bar
11:25 - Lal
Vanderpump Rules Season 1 Reunion Recap - All Good Things Must Come To An End-durance of Stassi’s Tears
Just like Jax’s relationship with chunky knit sweaters, all good things must come to an end. Kate and Carolyn wrap up the season one rewatch of Vanderpump Rules, recapping The Reunion and Secrets Revealed episodes. (We’ll reveal one secret here: they both include Stassi crying.) Will Jax speak out on the AA break-up from hell? Will Stassi speak up on the timeline of her and Frank’s relationship? W
Weekly Gab: Hanging with Bravolebs, Dissecting the Love Island Reunion, Jeremy Madix Arrested, and more…
This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Kate’s run-in with Tom Schwartz, James Kennedy, and Ally Lewber, the long-awaited Love Island Reunion, Ariana Madix’s brother getting arrested, confirmation of Scheana and Lala filming The Valley while Jax is in treatment, Tom Schwartz’s possible appearance on Summer House, and more…
Vanderpump Rules Season 1 Finale - Vegas Relations and HR Violations
Season one ends with a BANG - or an admission of one, at least! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through an episode that is as wild as your boss asking you to pose in a mandatory bikini photoshoot. Laura-Leigh lands the role of a lifetime and leaves the Sur nest; without her, is Queen Stassi finally back? What a way to end a season that saw enough tears to fill Villa Rosa’s pool, enough of Jax’
Weekly Gab - Jax’s In-Patient, Brittany’s Boyfriend, RHONY Update, Aaron & Kaylor and more…
This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor entering in-patient treatment, Brittany Cartwright’s rumored new Bachelor Nation boyfriend, the newly announced mini Bravocon, the surprising new addition to The Real Housewives of New York, Aaron from Love Island getting dragged by Dave Portnoy, the new Hulu reality series “The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives” and more…
Vanderpump Rules S1 E7 Recap - Um Sir, This is an AA Meeting.
This week, listen as Kate and Carolyn break up with you at an AA meeting. Oh wait, that was Jax & Laura-Leigh! Follow along as Laura-Leigh’s reign comes to a chaotic end as Stassi’s seems to begin again within the walls of Sur. And if you ever need a page out of the book “How to Act When Your Staff Quits Midshift Because of Personal Shit”, look no further than Peter & Guillermo’s performan
Weekly Gab - Jax Taylor’s Girlfriend, A Real Housewives Dating Show, Never-ending Love Island US Drama, and more…
This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Leah from Love Island’s famous dating history, Rob from Love Island’s erotic video leak, a public spat between Tom Sandoval & Kristen Doute, Jax Taylor’s surprising relationship with Paige Woolen, an update on the Something About Her trademark war, a curious new Peacock reality dating show starring four Real Housewives, and more…
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Vanderpump Rules S1 E6 Recap - Charging Double, Ending Up Single
Do you like bathroom sex? Well then this episode is for you! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through Lisa having her hands full with lies about bathroom lovemaking to threats of underwear “melvin” giving. Frank might think, “Vanderpump:0, Frank:1,” but will he score himself as high when he meets Stassi’s parents about twenty minutes after he gets fired? …probably! And will he score himself as
Weekly Gab - Love Island leak, Lindsay Hubbard gender reveal, Lala Kent apology + Scandoval Lawsuit Deep Dive w/ Christina Cocca
This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Kendall from Love Island’s explicit video leak, Lindsay Hubbard’s “surprise” gender reveal, and the unexpected Bingo card of “David Arquette is pissed at Lala Kent.” Then, the girls interview investigative journalist and Bravo commentator Christina Cocca about all things regarding the current flood of Scandoval lawsuits.
Instagram: @coccamacocca
TikTok: @coc
Vanderpump Rules S1 E5 Recap - Laura-Leigh Has Entered The Chat
Queen Laura-Leigh has entered the group chat, and Stassi has some rage texts to say about it! Listen as Kate and Carolyn walk you through an all-staff meeting that unravels faster than Scheana’s harmonies with her backup singers. Stassi fights for her life to not be viewed as a “ghetto bitch” (her words, not ours!) Laura-Leigh fights for her life to not pass out with anger, and Lisa fights for her
Weekly Gab - Brooke vs. Clinton Breakdown, Love Island & The Mole Update, Bravoleb Drama and more…
This week Carolyn and Kate talk about the latest drama on Love Island USA, Lala Kent’s “Baby Monsoon”, the shocking reveal of The Mole (spoilers!), Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson’s bizarre Instagram live, the surprising reason why Olivia Flowers is not returning to Southern Charm, and the “Who The F Did I Marry” TikTok fiasco between Brooke Schofield and Clinton Kane!
Vanderpump Rules S1 E4 Recap - It’s My Birthday and I’ll Fight In A Parking Lot If I Want To
Jax + a white wool sweater + a parking lot = this episode. Yes, THIS is the episode of Stassi’s (aka “MY”) birthday! Listen as Carolyn and Kate take you through the trip to Vegas that was as uncomfortable as Schwartz pouring an entire beer over Stassi’s head, and as messy as the timeline Jax gives as to when he got a girl pregnant in Vegas. Can Frank fend for himself? How many times does Stassi sa
Weekly Gab: Lindsay’s #hubbcub, Love Island USA, Natalie Joy Cheating, Kenya Suing Bravo and more...
This week Kate and Carolyn talk about Lindsay Hubbard’s epic pregnancy announcement, Love Island USA’s rise in the ratings, shocking Nick Viall and Natalie Joy cheating allegations, who they think The Mole is on Netflix, controversial thoughts on The Challenge: The Final Reckoning finale, and a juicy Kenya Moore and Tom Sandoval blind item!
Vanderpump Rules S1 E3 Recap - Quite Frankly… Frank Is Not Your Friend
Quite Frankly, this episode is as wild as Kristen Doute’s nuclear meltdown at a photoshoot because one of the models had slept with Sandoval years before they met! Listen as Kate and Carolyn take you through the Battle of Stassi, fought by Jax and Frank, concluding with the deadly cannon launch of: “He got a girl pregnant in Vegas two months ago.” At the wake, aka Stassi’s apartment, bottles of Cr
Weekly Gab - Juicy Blind Items, Bachelor Nation Tea, Jax & Brittany’s “Relationship”, Not-So Perfect Matches, and more…
This week Carolyn and Kate talk about Jax Taylor’s naughty texts to a woman with nice toes, Jax and Brittany’s dysfunction on their “Reality” podcast, the controversial Perfect Match finale, a surprise Summer House update, Kaitlyn Bristowe’s meltdown over Jason Tartick’s hard launch with TikToker Kat, a juicy blind item about Lala Kent, and the new Freaky Friday sequel!
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Vanderpump Rules S1 E2 Recap - Jax Lied, Stassi Cried, SUR Pride
Have you ever taken seven shots in less than sixty seconds? Jax Taylor has, and this is the episode to see it! Listen in as Kate and Carolyn go through Episode 2 of Vanderpump Rules and every fight (after fight, after fight) that comes with it. Follow along like a bright pink float as they talk through the first SUR Pride and every drunken tear that was lost that day. Also listen to Carolyn explai
Weekly Gab - Kenya Moore Drama, Nick Viall Hot Takes, Summer House Divorces, Chappell Roan Obsessions and more…
It has been a week FILLED with gab! This week Kate and Carolyn cover West Wilson on the Viall Files (likely banning them from ever being guests themselves), part two of the Summer House reunion with the spotlight hot on Kyle and Amanda, Kenya Moore’s “revenge porn” and suspension on RHOA, Harry Jowsey’s delightfully unsurprising performance on The Perfect Match, Justin Timberlake’s DWI, and why th
Vanderpump Rules S1 E1 Recap - We Are Rewatching, And Don’t You Forget It
Raise your glasses high! Kate and Carolyn are taking you back to 2013, Sur, and some super shitty apartments. This is Girls Unscripted’s FIRST episode of the Vanderpump Rules rewatch, starting from the pilot that introduced the devil (and don’t you forget it.) Listen as Carolyn and Kate go through meeting the Witches of Weho, watching Tom shave his forehead, and seeing the back alley - ALL FOR THE
Weekly Gab - Summer House Situationships, The Challenge: Rivals 3 Hot Takes, Tom Sandoval Breaks His Silence and more…
This week Carolyn and Kate cover part one of the Summer House reunion with hot takes on West Wilson, The Challenge Rivals III finale with even hotter takes on Johnny Bananas and Sarah, Jax & Brittany’s latest podcast, and even MORE Billie Lee drama but this time, Kyle Chan and Victoria Lee Robinson have entered the chat.
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2:50 - Personal Gab (djs føxx & shortdads, stealing vodka
Jax Finally Gets Jaxxed - The Valley Finale Recap
We’ve been to Capri… We’ve been to Big Bear… And now, we’ve been through the first season of The Valley. Join as Kate and Carolyn walk through a finale that sends every cast member into a tailspin even Nia’s self-defense techniques can’t stop. Has Jax been outdone by Brittany? Has Jesse been punked by Michelle? Has Janet been defeated by Zack? Has Kristen been unraveled by… Kristen? (The answer is
Weekly Gab - Sur Birthdays, Summer House, Billie Lee Tea, Vanderpump Rules Secrets and more…
You asked, and we listened - welcome to the first ever Weekly Gab! This is where you can find us gabbing about all things reality TV. And boy, is there a LOT to gab about! This week we’re covering Kate’s birthday at Sur (& meeting Brock!), the Summer House finale, hot tea from Billie Lee, Traitors 3 cast, and VPR Secrets Revealed. Carolyn might even reveal the Harvard matrix of social events -
Danny Darko - The Valley S1E11 Recap
This week’s Valley episode is all about divorce! But don’t tell Jax and Jesse that, because DUH their wives will NEVER leave them! Kate and Carolyn dive back into the babymoon that never ends, except when it ends on a fantasy-turned-nightmare party. Did Danny not drink water? Could Michelle have a bigger ick? Can Jax ever not be Jax? All this, and more!
Gave Us Lala, Whether We Wanted It Or Not - Vanderpump Rules Reunion Pt. 3 Recap
The Vanderpump Rules reunion part 3 truly gave us Lala - whether we wanted it or not! This week, Kate and Carolyn get as tickled as Andy Cohen hearing a bad sex joke as they cover Scheana’s alliances, Sandoval’s apologies, and Jax’s (alleged/very probable) indiscretions. This episode is about as exciting as Lisa FINALLY standing up for Ariana.
Four Men and a Baby Problem - The Valley S1 E10 Recap
The Good ‘Ole Boy’s club is in session! Join as Kate and Carolyn untangle another week on The Valley that is as messy as it is petty. Play along as they guess who the hell Michelle sent sexy pictures to and why anyone lets Jesse or Jax speak, ever! Are castmates still playing secret keep-away from the cameras? Does Brittany have a drinking problem? And where does Jax get all these black branded ha
This Isn’t Your Show, Jo! - Vanderpump Rules S11 Reunion Pt. 2 Recap
Did we need this week’s reunion? Probably not. Are Kate and Carolyn going to talk about it? 100% yes. Are they also going to talk about Kate’s belly aches and Carolyn’s plastic surgery? 110% yes. Are they also going to reveal an EXCLUSIVE insider secret about the future of Vanderpump Rules? 1,000% YES! Join as the ladies cover all of this week’s reunion topics and key side characters including but
Big Bear, Bigger Problems - The Valley S1 E9 Recap
On this week’s Valley recap, Carolyn and Kate cover both a trip up to Big Bear and a trip down “let’s have a child” therapy lane. Can a beanie and a mushroom trip make Jesse a changed man? Did Janet have her Croc-booted friends go undercover to spy on the group? Could Jax be any more insensitive to Brittany? Will Michelle ever tell us what actually happened post her cheating confrontation?! All th
