We Don't Have Time For This
Two full-time working mums with lots of opinions and no time. Featuring childhood besties Gemma Peanut and Kate Reeves.
Episodes
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Should I Confess Now or Risk Wedding Chaos?
This week's caller is desperate to avoid a wedding-day disaster. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send T
Are you sitting down DLs?
First up, some glamorous life admin because it's time to worm your kids. Tick that shit off and move on with your day. Then Revz is on a fake tan journey and we'll check back in a few weeks to see how that's... developing. But that's not even the headline. DLs, we need you seated for this one because a bomb has dropped in Revz's life and honestly, we're still processing. Bestie is activated, feeli
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Babe, Please Give Me A Compliment
Today’s caller is married to a love language mismatch. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send
The DM That Wasn’t Meant For Us
What's everyone doing with their freezer because Revz has a theory and frankly, none of us are coming out of this looking good. Meanwhile Gem is deep in nit hell and Revz is armed with enough experience, wisdom and unsolicited advice to start a support group. Then we're taking a nostalgic trip back to the golden age of 90s kids movies, except Gem's children have started asking questions that absol
☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Beef With My Neighbour
This week's caller wants to 'love thy neighbour' but doesn't love thy neighbour's lawn mowing skills. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trime
I Get Knocked Down...
Gem’s got the holy grail of hacks (no exaggeration) to help with kid’s resilience. Naturally, this leads us down a completely necessary detour into inspirational song recommendations because apparently we're all one power ballad away from personal growth. Then we tackle a parenting controversy that's been dividing households for generations: bribery. Are rewards ruining our children, o
☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Can I Ditch Swimming Lessons?
Today's caller wants to know when she can drop her kid's swimming lessons and save some money. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on Spoti
Theatre Nerds Do Sport Ball
Starting today’s ep with the most important discussion of 2026. What are Australia’s favourite Cadbury chocolate bars? Warning: some results will shock you. More merch has arrived at the pod office and we are frothing!! Gem’s in the extra curricular activity trenches and her weekend is fully booked. Then Iggy’s got a passion and Gem’s trying to be supportive but has n
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My 7yo is Ashamed of her Body Hair
This week's caller wants to know if she should let her 7yo shave. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Appl
Gem Crashed The Fifth Trimester. She has notes.
Bella's giving Gem a lesson in pop culture this week. We're talking cringey celeb comebacks, a sneaky marriage, fake freckles and cancelling lolly bags. Bella is bringing all the T and Gem's got notes. - Mentions: Madonna's JFK Jnr Confession Madonna Getting Down with Gymskin All The Cool Girls Are Wearing Red, according to Sitchu Gem’s blazer cuffs Sign up to The Fifth Tri
Gem’s Blood Test Got Her Sweating
Can we pull the brakes on the Year of the Horse cos it's June and we need a nap. Seriously. Gem’s living her best life back in dance classes but then gets some surprising results from a recent blood test. Then, do we actually have to be good at our hobbies to enjoy them? Because Gem’s not happy about being the worst in her class and has developed a rebellious streak to balance out her
Unlocked: $500 For a Fake Orgasm
A little treat for your Saturday morning, we've unlocked a fav subscriber episode for some LOLs. Besties, there are two kinds of people in this world: the ones who can keep treats in the pantry for “later” and the ones who inhale them before the groceries are even unpacked (guess which camp we’re in). And then, buckle up, because Revz has a massage story. Let’s just s
☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Make My Kids Besties?
This week's caller wants to guarantee a bond between her kids. LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on A
The Fifth Trimester : Will The Real Kylie Minogue Please Stand Up?
It’s the only show we wanna talk about right now - Netflix’s Kylie Minogue three-part documentary, Kylie, so of course we had to record a special episode to break it all down. We chat about all the huge bombshells (career, cancer, kids), and all the things that were left unsaid. Because the big question is, after three hours with Australia’s golden girl of pop, do we actual
Bonus: Let’s Go Back To Where It All Began
You’re in for a treat DLs! Producer Kate made Gem and Revz listen to their very first episode “We Bought A Mic” back in 2020. So naturally, Gem’s got notes, Revz has insights and now we’re all reminiscing on the ride that is WDHTFT. Whether you’re an OG from day dot or new to the chat, this ones for you x - LIVE SHOW TICKETS and MERCH Subscribe to MORE TIME For
Own Your Trash
Gem’s accidentally become a full-time indoor plant parent and we fear this might officially be our midlife crisis era. Then we introduce what may be the greatest invention of all time: The Adult Dress Up Box™️ — no notes, just a bloody good time. We also get into Gem’s latest documentary obsession, naturally spiral into trash TV and guilty pleasures, and the inevitable mill
☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Want Your Hand-Me-Downs
Today's caller has just discovered the mental load of hand-me-down kids clothing. LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester o
Bonus: The Mum Hack We All Needed
A must-listen for DLs chasing a little “life enhancement”! Ever head of The Third Space? Kellie Sulway joins us to unpack the tools, mindset shifts, and everyday habits that help you live with more intention. From finding clarity in the chaos to the parenting golden nuggets every family needs to hear, this convo is packed with practical takeaways you’ll actually want to use. - ht
Can Everyone Just Shut Up!?
This week, Isla makes the catastrophic discovery of Revz's ChatGPT history and now clearing search history is another thing to add to the mental load. Gem unpacks her feelings about the latest Australian-set Netflix movie Apex and asks the important question: when was the last time you completely flipped your lid? Because... same. Plus, an absolutely necessary takedown of Timezone, the sensory ove
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Bestie's In Her Wellness Era
Today's caller is is not loving her best friend's new personality. LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple S
Let's Talk About Divorce (With An Expert)
After an overwhelming response from Revz and Lu's "Let's Chat About Divorce" episode. We welcome Jacqui Curtis, Family and Divorce Lawyer, to answer all of your legal quezzies. Mentions Let's Talk About Divorce (Part 1) on Apple Podcasts Let's Talk About Divorce (Part 1) on Spotify Domestic Violence Hotline: 1800RESPECT Family Court Website Parker Coles Curtis Family & Divorce Law
Another Thing We're Doing Wrong
How elite is Ribena? Not a question. A fact. That purple nectar deserves a cultural revisit. No notes. Then things take a turn. Ham: yet another thing we’re apparently doing wrong as parents. Revz crashed out in the school group chat and honestly, we've all thought about it. One mildly passive aggressive message which begs the question when do the dads start volunteering for school events? J
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Relationship On 2x Speed
This week's caller has a very efficient boyfriend! WACF Charity Donation LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send Thi
The Fifth Trimester : If Mother’s Day Is Hard For You ❤️🩹
Ahead of Mother’s Day this Sunday, Bella and Lu from our little sister poddy, The Fifth Trimester, are dropping in for a special lil chat/pep talk/warm hug for anyone who may find this day hard to navigate. Whether you’re longing to be a mum, missing your mum, caring for your mum, dealing with a complex mother-daughter relationship, a tricky mother-in-law dynamic, or a single mum... It
I Shaved For This!
Gem kicks things off with a trip to Woolies and somehow spirals into gender stereotypes. Live show tickets are officially out, so grab your seats, secure the merch, and emotionally prepare for what may be the best night of your life. Next, we dive straight into fake alcohol, where Gem feels personally victimised by the non-alcohol industry, which naturally leads to a completely reasonable side que
☎️ Bestie Hotline: The Toxic Ex Fantasy, amiright?
Today's caller bumped into her ex, and now her brain won't shut up! LIVE SHOW TICKETS - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send This Epi
🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: Links
Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing the links for the mums that know exactly what they want! Here are some of our ideas or send your own and everyone's happy! Share this episode with your partners, kids, or your village. Mentions: Gem’s Dressing Gown Revz’s Ugg boots Once upon Photo books Milk Books Photo books Blys at home treatm
My Phone Knows Too Much
***LIVE SHOW TICKETS on sale 10am AEST 1st May*** Live show tickets go on sale this Friday, you know the drill. Fresh off a shopping spree, Gem has bought her first kini in over a decade and Revz is bringing full hype girl energy. Then, do you love grocery shopping or hate it, because this is truly a two types of people situation, especially when your spending habits clash with someone else’
☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Can't Afford To Celebrate My Bestie
This week's caller wants to spoil her bestie without breaking the bank. All LIVE SHOW info - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Send Thi
2026 Know Thyself: FAQs
All of YOUR questions answered for 2026 Live Tour: Know Thyself. All information will be available on the website. Send us your quezzies. Join the facebook chat. Tickets on sale 10am (AEST) Friday 1st May.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: All Time Favourites
Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing our all time favourite gifts to celebrate the mums and mother figures in your life. Share this episode with your partners, kids, or your village. Mentions: Luxuriate candle subscription Ribs and Dust (Thumb print) Kate and Kole (Hand Drawn Heart) LIVE SHOW Tickets WACF Charity Donation - Check out our Amazo
2026 Know Thyself
We've just announced our 2026 Live Tour: Know Thyself. All information will be available on the website. Send us your quezzies. Join the facebook chat. Tickets on sale 10am (AEST) Friday 1st May.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Party Like You’re Born In 1985
Happy Tuesday DLs! Revz is issuing a highly personal thank you to the DLs for their… enthusiastic offers 😉, Gem has entered her ChatGPT stylist era and oh, casual announcement, we’re going on TOUR. Yes, our brand new live show: KNOW THYSELF is hitting the stage in a city near you. Now that Revz is 40 she has discovered she can no longer party like she used to and can no longer bl
☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Need To Cut Ties With My MIL
One of our toughest dilemons yet. This week’s caller is having serious MIL struggles. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Join our Facebook Group Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple S
🌸 Mother's Day Gift Guide: Free and Thoughtful
Mother’s Day is just around the corner, and in this episode we’re sharing meaningful, creative, and completely free ways to celebrate the mums and mother figures in your life. Share this episode with your partners, kids, and your village. Mentions:Muzio for personalised AI jingleCapcut for video editingCupcake box (aff link) - Check out our Amazon Storefront for #notspons and more
Hobbies: The Comeback Tour
Revz found herself in a Supre store, shopping for herself, surrounded by tweens. Midlife crisis or hidden gem? And while we’re on fashion, barrel jeans, could they maybe, actually quite possible, definitely deserve a moment? Then we get real about the TV shows motherhood has ruined for us, yet another thing we lose after kids! On a lighter note, we’re bringing back old hobbies, before
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Life oh Life
Today’s caller has reached a stage where she thought she would feel satisfied… but doesn’t. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fif
8, Going On 3, Going on 16
First things first, it’s a triple whammy of life admin, boob checks, worms and nits (yes, we’re thriving). Meanwhile Revz attempts (and absolutely does not nail) a curly quezzie situation for her kids, and Busta’s back at it busting balls like it’s his full time job. Then, Gem’s riding the emotional whiplash of raising a child who wants to be 8 and 16 simultaneously (
☎️ Bestie Hotline: My Son is a Gamer
This week’s caller wants to encourage her kids’ passion for video games, without the actual gaming. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fi
The Library Book That Hit a Nerve
Have you ever had a croquembouche? Arguably the most elite dessert to ever exist, no notes. Then, speaking of no notes, Hubs accidentally subscribed Gem to a Luxuriate candle subscription, will she tell him? Meanwhile, Raffa casually brings home a library book that sends Gem into a full spiral (the healing kind) about self acceptance and parenting goals. Shout out to the DLs deep in their re-paren
The Fifth Trimester: Are you dating your dad?! And WTF is the platypus pout 🤔
Happy Monday! We loved all your DMs and high vibes for last week's Fifth Trimester episode. Here's another nudge to jump into their feed every Mondays to catch up on the latest goss and trends. This episode includes “mommy or dating” Gen Z’s new “platypus pout” Autumn fashion and why we should cancel piñatas. Enjoy x Mentions: Glassons Midi-Rise Capri Pan
☎️ Bestie Hotline: I'm Not Ready To Let Go
Today's caller faces a difficult choice, as her husband wants to donate their last remaining embryo. - Send This Episode To Your Friends:I Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimest
Episode Unlocked: Your Brain Will Never Recover From This
SURPRISE! We’ve unlocked one of our most unhinged MORE TIME episodes and honestly… we all need a good chuckle. Happy Wednesday, DLs. Prepare to snort, cry-laugh, and question everything. - Become a subscriber to listen to MORE of your besties xSubscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bull
Girls Dominate The Classroom But Then What...?
Revz no longer has termites, but now she has ants. And speaking of vermin… Sea Monkeys. Yes, those weird little packet pets from childhood. Are they cute? Are they disgusting? Then, we get into The Tribe, the unspoken elite system of women helping women. You know it, you’ve experienced it, you’ve probably been saved by it. DLs, we want your stories. And finally, we cas
The Fifth Trimester: Taylor Swift’s worth HOW much?! Plus, the rise of the ‘power cry’ 😭
Mondays are a whole lot better with Lu and Bella in your ears. Lu and Bella kick off with Taylor Swift’s net worth. Then it’s a hard pivot. Bella is deep in a post–night terror reset, on a mission to fix her soul. It’s getting a little woo-woo. Lu unpacks all the new season nail trends. And also… when did crying become self-care? Are we leaning in? Spoiler
☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Do I Start the Period Chat?
Today’s dilemon unpacks the timing of age appropriate discussions around death. This week's caller wants to chat periods with her daughter.... but when is the right time? Mentions I Need A New Podcast Mode first period pack - Mentions:Modibodi First Period KitI Need A New Podcast (Spotify)I Need A New Podcast (Apple) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This
🏠 Reno Diaries: Tradies
Let’s talk about tradies, the no-shows, the last-minute cost changes, and those rare legends who actually go above and beyond. If you’re renovating (or even just thinking about it), this episode is your rapid-fire guide to navigating the chaos without losing your mind or your budget. Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyT
Not Everyone Loves Gem’s Bob
Gem’s serving brand-new black cat energy thanks to a fresh bob, sharp, mysterious, and apparently… controversial. Not everyone is thrilled about the haircut, which sends us down a rabbit hole about body autonomy, relationships, and how much say (if any) our partners actually get over our appearance. Spoiler: opinions were shared. Meanwhile, Revz has a story about being left on &l
☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Do I Tell My Kids About Death?
Today’s dilemon unpacks the timing of age appropriate discussions around death. Content Warning: Death of Family Member - Mentions:Lesson on Grief with Bella (Spotify subs)Lessons on Grief with Bella (Apple subs) Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on S
🏠 Reno Diaries: Move In First or Reno First?
Do you rip the house apart before you’ve even found the kettle… or move in, “live with it for a bit,” and slowly unravel as the to-do list multiplies? Gem and Revz compare the pair. The pros. The cons. The budget delusions. If you’re renovating, contemplating renovating, or traumatised by renovating, this one’s for you. Mentions:Kerrie-Ann JonesFollow Revz
Gem’s Snake Encounter
Gem’s still deep in her Formula 1 obsession and maybe Revz should join the club? Then: let’s talk phone etiquette, cos everyone’s too busy for pleasantries and we need to get to the point. Gem has returned from her Tassie hike and she is, allegedly, a changed woman. Of course, no reflective growth arc is complete without a near death experience. Gem retells the snake encounter, w
☎️ Bestie Hotline: What's The Deal With The Chore Economy?
This week’s caller wants a lesson in pocket money and tooth fairy pay outs. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Youtu
🚨BREAKING🚨Jackie O has left the building
Exactly as our oracle Lu predicted last week, Jackie ‘O’ Henderson has sensationally quit her $100 million contract with KIIS FM following an on-air blow-up with longtime co-host Kyle Sandilands. Naturally, we had to jump straight on the mics to urgently unpack the bombshell statement, share our predictions on what Kyle and Jackie might do next, what this means for the future of A
🏠 Reno Diaries: Revz's Cottage Update
Reno Diaries is back, baby! If our summer series lit a little home-styling fire in you… welcome back to the renovation spiral. Revz is serving up all the cottage reno updates you’ve been missing: the progress, the plot twists, the budget side-eyes, and the “this will be quick and easy” lies we tell ourselves. Follow Revz's Reno on YouTube- Listen to our cool little sister
These Kids Don't Know Struggle
First up, boob check, you know the drill. Then, it’s a hard relate that time is getting faster but what does it mean if even your kids are shocked that it’s March?! Next, Gem brings a shocking revelation to the mic and Revz confirms. Then, the betrayal of thinking you chose an original baby name only to see it sitting smugly on the “Top Names” list for the past 10years. Coo
☎️ Bestie Hotline: How Do I Keep Up With Playground Trends?
Today's caller wants to be in-the-know on what's cool for her kids. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omnystud
Generational Trauma: Panadol Edition
We’re kicking off Tuesday with an aggressively niche IG algorithm that hijacked Revz’s Sunday doom scroll (no one asked for this content, yet here we are). Gem debriefs a date night with deeply average vibes — but if the food’s five-star, does the location even matter? She also shares how she accidentally passed her tablet-swallowing trauma onto one of her kids, because gen
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Please Don't Film My Kid
Today's caller doesn't want her kid being filmed by other parents. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On YoutubeSee omn
Watch Party: Wuthering Heights
Spoiler Alert! You asked, DLs and obviously we couldn't resist! Our deep dive into Wuthering Heights is finally here. Critics are divided… and after this watch party, so are we.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Have We Lost The Fun?
We kick things off with a new outro jingle and can officially confirm: AI is not taking our jobs. Then it’s a full Golden Ticket Lunch recap, the highs, the lows, and all the BTS drama. Gem shares a story that takes a sharp (and important) turn into a very real parenting moment, sparking a must-have conversation about kids and emergency services. And finally, Revz wants to chat about extra-c
☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Don't Like My Mum's Boyfriend
This week’s caller has some strong opinions about her mum’s new boyfriend, and they’re not exactly glowing. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bullet
I Need A New Podcast!
It's me you're looking for! Welcome to your express pass into the universe of We Don't Have Time For This. In this explainer episode, we decode the WDHTFT vernacular, our weekly schedule and drop bite-size snippets from some of our most loved, most unhinged, and most accidentally profound conversations. - Full Episodes: Talking Shit, Like Literally Do Friendship Break Ups Hurt The Most? Shame at H
Don’t Be Like A Zoomer
The group chat is popping off, Gem can’t keep up (as per usual), but the good news is you can now leave quietly without anyone noticing. We unpack Gem’s deep regret over re-introducing iPads into society, campaign aggressively for the return of the landline, and tackle the hottest etiquette debate of our time: Irish Ghosting. Is it okay to smoke bomb? Gem says yes and, frankly, she has
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Don't Go Through My Phone
Unlike her husband, this week’s caller thinks phones are completely private. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch Us On Yout
You Heard It Here First (We Think?)
Straight in with our monthly boob check reminder because safety first, DLs. Then… have you heard of a turkey slap? Because Revz accidentally secured the most awkward parenting moment of 2026. Warning: full body cringe. And since everyone else is doing it, we’re jumping on the bandwagon with absolutely unchecked confidence: our predictions for 2026. We're talking food, fashion, skincar
☎️ Bestie Hotline: When Should My Kid Do Sleepovers?
Today’s caller wants to talk about if, and when, kids’ sleepovers should happen - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazon Storefront Sign Up To Bestie Bulletin Join our Facebook Group Watch U
🏠 Reno Diaries: Mistakes and Regrets
The final ep in our four-part Summer series. We dive into what happens when inexperience meets confidence: ignoring expert advice, learning everything the hard way, and choosing style over function (every. single. time). We’re talking renovation regrets, brutal hindsight, and hard-earned lessons. It’s a cautionary tale wrapped in mild embarrassment. If you’re mid-reno, plann
Friendship 101: Diversify
Today, Madeleine Reeves joins us as we tumble headfirst into the confusion of names, seriously, don’t even get us started on Kirstin. Then we put our kids on the ultimate truth-telling test by asking them to impersonate us, and let’s just say, the results are eye-opening. Next, Raffa finally gets the Birds & Bees chat. Did Gem handle it like a pro, or are we looking at a full re-do
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Is My Husband's Behaviour Too Good To Be True?
This week's caller has noticed a change in her husbands behaviour, but wonders, how long will it last? - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out our Amazo
🏠 Reno Diaries: Bucking the Trends
Part 3 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are still high and the "hot take" pressure is officially cancelled. This week we’re talking about bucking the trends, backing yourself, and injecting some personality into your home. From working with the bones, quirks and era of your place to resisting the urge to copy-paste whatever’s trending online, we’re diving into how
🚨BREAKING 🚨 Brooklyn Peltz Beckham goes nuclear on David & Victoria
Lu and BB have raced into the pod studio for a very important BREAKING NEWS EPISODE, deep-diving into Brooklyn Peltz-Beckham’s scathing six-page Instagram statement about his parents, David and Victoria Beckham, after years of rumoured tension. And you better believe, the bombshells are bombshelling. From accusations of brand control and press manipulation, to explosive wedding dr
Is It Too Early To Cancel The Gym Membership?
First up, we cover the essentials in life admin: a reminder to worm your kids and the joys of a surprise plumber call-out. Next, we dive into Debt Manor (because adulting is relentless) and the nightmare of being stuck in a gym membership contract. And then, we get real about parenting icks, thinking back to the early years, what’s the one thing you absolutely never want to do again? Like, y
☎️ Bestie Hotline: I Came Back From Holiday Exhausted
Today’s caller has just come back from a holiday with her young kids… and it didn’t go as planned. - Submit your OTDL Submit your Bestie Hotline Subscriber Golden Ticket Lunch- BOOST your entry here Subscribe to MORE TIME For This:Subscribe on Apple Subscribe on Spotify Listen to our cool little sister podcast:The Fifth Trimester on SpotifyThe Fifth Trimester on Apple Check out
🏠 Reno Diaries: Budget
Part 2 of our four-part Summer series, where the vibes are high but the budget is… unavoidable. Whether you’re knee-deep in a DIY glow-up, planning a full rebuild, or just here to witness dust, delusion and financial denial, we're happy you're here. We’re diving into the least fun part of any project: the budget. Bring a calculator. Lower your expectations. Mentions: Nicole from
Can We Parent Other People's Kids?
Gem’s finally on holiday and living her best smug life, yes DLs, it’s possible that one day you can enjoy a break with kids. Then, Good Mum Energy incoming... it's back to school 101 with Gem and Revz chatting through how to nail the school lunch box. Next we unpack a big question, Can you parent other peoples kids? And is this the answer to all of our parenting problems? Happy School
When Lily Allen cancelled Bella, celibate girl summer & the jeans of 2026
Imagine being cancelled by your imaginary best friend and all-round Brit It Gal, Lily Allen, on day three of your new job. Sounds like a living nightmare, right? Welp, this actually happened to Bella and she’s finally going public with this never-before-told dark tale of shame. Meanwhile, celibacy is taking Hollywood by storm with the likes of Julia Fox and Khloe Kardashian crossing their le
☎️ Bestie Hotline: Can I Just Be One and Done?
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🏠 Reno Diaries: Honing Your Style
Surprise! You’ve been absolutely frothing over Revz’s c*nty cottage, so we thought… why not record a four-part Summer series? Whether you’re knee-deep in a DIY glow-up, planning a full rebuild, or just here to live vicariously through someone else’s dust and delusion, we’ve got you. We’re kicking things off with the most important step: finding your style
Why Does High School Still Haunt Us?
First up, important question: what is the world’s favourite song? Naturally, we spiral into our own top songs and movies—play along, DLs. Then Revz drags us through a recurring dream she’s had for years, is it therapy or torture? From there, it’s a full-on nostalgia trip through high school: who we were, who we thought we’d be, and how spectacularly unprepared we were
Australia’s royal wedding, JLo and Ben are trolling us and Lu’s new dating rules
We’re back for episode two and the sched is more lit than the dance floor at Sam Kerr and Kristie Mewis’ wedding. We unpack the soccer golden couple’s stunning Perth nuptials, plus why we’re convinced JLo and Ben Affleck might be (probably, maybe) trolling us all. We also serve up our pop culture predictions for the year ahead - from a bombshell royal tell-all to an Abbie C
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